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[Shriek]
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Aah ha ha ha ha ha!
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It was another one of
those hot L.A. days.
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Things were about
to get interesting.
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When she walked in.
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Her name was Samantha
and she was beautiful.
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A regular corpus delicti.
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With a great kiss.
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Cavity that is.
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Something in her socket
said beware.
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Must've been the way they
said hello to me.
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So, sweetheart,
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you say your husband's
been cheating on you
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with another ghoul?
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That it?
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Well, I'll be glad
to hear your story,
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but first I've got a tawdry tale
of my own to tell.
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It's about
a couple of scam artists
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who want to make a killing,
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provided they don't
kill each other first.
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I call itseance.
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I call itseance.
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I am eternal flame.
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In fire, all things begin,
and all things return.
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But...I am not death,
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as the uninitiated
would have me.
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I am point of transition.
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I am breath
that transforms.
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I am life.
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In this flame,
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let me witness thine image,
Prescott chalmers,
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my departed servant.
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In the expression
of the sacred taoist square
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do I invoke your image.
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[Chanting]
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What do you wish to tell us
this night?
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Do you wish to tell us
something, o spirit?
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Jesus Christ in a
cardigan sweater.
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Benny, one lousy line!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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"Give the money
to my friends, Dorothy."
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The line's
not the problem.
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The deac's
the problem.
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My nightmare is
dying old and broke.
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I got a name for it--
monkey island.
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That's where
loser cons go
at the end,
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dead-eyed and desperate.
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There ain't no life
on monkey island.
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There's nobody
there to deac.
That's why you hate it.
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This isn't Pittsburgh.
Remember Pittsburgh?
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The first time
you went soft.
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The first time
you choked.
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Somebody got dead
in Pittsburgh.
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Listen to me.
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You want out
of this life?
Here it is.
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After this score,
you go your way,
I'll go mine.
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We'll walk away rich.
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What we're doing,
we don't deserve
to walk away.
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Madame leona,
are you here?
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You got spiders
in your veins.
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You're tangling up
my web, sweetheart.
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Will you
quit pushing?
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Can you see all right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Madame?
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Yes. I am here.
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I'll be right with you.
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[Thud]
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Benny you're going to blow
the whole deal.
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Sorry. I slipped.
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How do I look?
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You look beautiful.
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Come in, Mrs. chalmers.
Come in.
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Madame leona, this is
my new valet Gibson.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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You sound hoarse.
Are you sick?
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Just a cold,
my dear.
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Please, sit down,
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and we'll
get started.
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You may
put the briefcase
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on the table,
please.
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[Benny]
Gee, that poor woman.
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How did I ever
get into this mess?
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How do I look?
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Come on, Benny.
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Tell me
you don't miss it
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with me and you
just a little.
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You want to know
what I miss?
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I miss
the shower after.
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[Knock on door]
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Come in.
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Mr. chalmers,
how nice to meet you.
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Thanks for coming.
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Mr. polosky,
I'm sorry I'm late.
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But your elevator
is broken.
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Oh, perhaps I should have
warned you, I'm sorry.
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Mr. chalmers,
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this is miss Alison Peters,
whom I told you about.
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Mr. polosky told me
there would be
a young lady here.
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He never told me
she was beautiful.
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Because he's
an honest lawyer.
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Mr. polosky's
been negligent
on both our behalfs.
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He should've told me
how handsome my cousin is.
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Please.
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Frankly, I'm
a little confused
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about my relation
to miss--
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miss Peters here.
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Of course.
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As I explained
over the phone,
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I'm executor of the estate
of your Uncle Albert Peters.
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The only man
I know by that name
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is my mother's
brother, who died...
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When she was
a child.
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Some sort
of train accident,
I believe.
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I love trains.
Cigarette?
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No, thank you.
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Mr. chalmers,
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your Uncle didn't die
in a train accident.
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He was found guilty
of masterminding
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the Wilmington bank robbery
of 1901.
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The Wilmington
bank robbery?
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$200,000.
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In his day the largest payroll
highest in state history.
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He got 20 years.
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Well, daddy was daddy.
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I imagine your mother believed
it best you thought him dead.
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That happens in families.
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Well, after serving
his time,
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your Uncle began
a new life in Chicago.
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He started a business,
married,
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and raised a family.
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Now, last year,
your Uncle, Alison's--
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miss Peters'--father died.
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Now, along with
his public will,
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I found a second document--
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details of
another investment account.
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It was opened
under an assumed name
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to be passed on to any or all
of Albert Peters' heirs.
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This is
the account's net worth
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as of last month.
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A little under $3 million.
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My God.
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Indeed.
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However,
there's a problem.
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As you'll see
on the first sheet,
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the account was opened before
Peters went to prison.
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The opening balance
was $200,000. Cash.
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Oh.
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The Wilmington
bank money?
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I'm sure that's how
the D.A. will see it.
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But as far as I can tell,
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as long as we can keep
the authorities out of this,
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you could probably claim
the money without trouble.
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All you'd need would be
the account number.
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Which you have.
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And what do you want,
Mr. polosky?
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Nothing.
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The probate gives me 10%
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from the sale
of the investments.
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I don't want
any more than that.
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Albert was a friend.
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Mr. polosky,
would you mind
if we have a word?
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Of course not.
I'll be outside.
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[Door opens and closes]
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That was
an interesting
story,
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but I don't believe
a word of it.
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You and me both, cousin.
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Although it does explain
a few things about daddy.
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Oh?
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Such as?
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Well,
he claimed to be
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this big
world war I hero.
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The only mustard gas
he saw
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was at
a hot dog stand
at wrigley field.
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I was
a world war I hero.
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You have the cane
to prove it.
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I want to do
some checking.
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Why don't we meet later?
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To talk.
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I'm only in town
for a few days.
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I'm staying
at the park Plaza.
Where could we meet?
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Well, why don't
we meet there?
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For the privacy
it will afford us,
of course.
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Of course.
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How do I look?
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This is nuts.
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Why must I
take pictures?
The deac's flowing.
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If the deac
stops flowing,
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we whip out the 8 x 10s.
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I think
you got hot pants.
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Keep the pics
to remember me by
when I'm in tangiers
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and you're
wherever you're going.
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Milwaukee.
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Zip me.
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Blackmail got us into it
in Pittsburgh.
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Says you.
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You going soft on me
got us into this.
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Get in the closet.
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Cousin Prescott will
be here any minute.
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I don't want anything
soft in this room.
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[ Knocking at door ]
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Coming.
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Prescott, hi.
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A rose for a rose.
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Thank you.
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How about an eye opener
for an eye opener?
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What ever you're having.
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[Romantic music playing]
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That's a lovely song.
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I've never
heard it before.
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It's one
of my favorites.
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I play it
all the time.
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Did you find what
you were looking for
this afternoon?
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It seems
our Mr. polosky
is on the level.
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Ho ho! Really?
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It's a top-shelf
portfolio.
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The investment group
guarantees
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a total buyout.
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There's a chance
it could triple in time.
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It's a shame
we'd have to sell out now.
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So why sell it now?
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Why don't we
buy polosky out?
It's perfect.
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Give him 300,000,
and we hold on tight.
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Well, that would
be $150,000 each.
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I don't think
I can get my hands
on that kind of money.
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How much
do you think
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you can get
your hands on?
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Kissing cousins, aren't we?
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I shutter at the thought of how
many family gatherings we've
missed.
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Shall I...
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No, don't.
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I want to see every
inch of you.
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[Kissing and moaning]
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[Zip]
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[Camera snaps]
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[Humming same tune]
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Ha ha ha!
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Ah, you poor bastard.
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My Uncle took some shrapnel
in the war.
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Good morning,
Mr. polosky.
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Good morning,
miss Peters.
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Morning.
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Good morning,
Mr. chalmers.
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I've done all
the paperwork,
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but as I told you
over the phone,
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buying me out
isn't a wise business move.
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We appreciate
your concern.
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My cousin and I
have made up
our minds.
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[Sniff]
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Well, I'll just get you
to sign the documents.
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[Humming same tune]
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♪♪ Adored one, I'll keep
the future clear for you ♪♪♪♪
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[Humming]
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[Stops humming]
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Is that one of
your favorite songs,
too, Mr. polosky?
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I've been had.
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A couple of
two-bit hustlers.
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00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:04,821
Or am I giving you
credit for one bit
too many?
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00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,790
Mr. chalmers--
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00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,858
save it
for the bunco squad!
261
00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:11,361
Benny, show him
the pictures.
262
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:15,498
O.K., Buster,
feast your eyes on those.
263
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,067
All right.
264
00:15:24,574 --> 00:15:26,076
Dear God.
265
00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:29,079
I hope you have
a very understanding wife.
266
00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:31,081
Horrific.
267
00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,085
Terrible.
268
00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:37,587
Ha ha ha!
269
00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:41,091
My wife will
never see these.
270
00:15:46,062 --> 00:15:47,330
Christ, Benny!
271
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,332
Damn.
272
00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:50,233
Al.
273
00:15:57,107 --> 00:15:58,842
Prescott.
274
00:15:58,842 --> 00:16:00,644
Prescott!
275
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,647
Prescott,
don't you think
276
00:16:03,647 --> 00:16:05,582
you should
talk about this?
277
00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:08,618
Prescott.
278
00:16:08,618 --> 00:16:10,520
Prescott!
279
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:15,558
I wouldn't do that
if I were you, Prescott.
280
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,061
Please...
281
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,729
Miss Peters.
282
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,731
You're capable
of many things.
283
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,600
Murder isn't one of them.
284
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:24,734
Al!
285
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,535
Benny!
286
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,804
Aah!
287
00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:29,806
[Thud]
288
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:36,680
Oh, no.
289
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,649
[Prescott]
Please, help me.
290
00:16:39,649 --> 00:16:40,650
Prescott?
291
00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,652
Hold on!
292
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:45,155
I'm going to
go get help.
293
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:48,325
The hell you are.
This is your fault.
294
00:16:48,325 --> 00:16:50,293
$300,000,
and you blow it!
295
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:51,828
Get down there, Benny.
296
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:54,331
You pointing the gun
at me?
297
00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:56,299
A man's lying
down there!
298
00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,835
You're pointing
the damn gun at me?
299
00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:00,704
Benny! Benny!
300
00:17:00,704 --> 00:17:05,475
[Prescott]
Please...Don't leave me here.
301
00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:07,444
Aw, jeez.
302
00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:10,380
We were close,
Benny.
303
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,383
We were
really close
on this one.
304
00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:21,224
Aw, no.
305
00:17:21,224 --> 00:17:22,826
[Prescott]
Aah!
306
00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:24,627
[Smash]
307
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:39,642
[Elevator dings]
308
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,481
Next stop--
monkey island.
309
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,320
Best double clock
ever,
310
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,322
and the
butter-and-egg man
311
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,823
falls down
an elevator shaft.
312
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,793
You ever hear
of a guy dying
like that?
313
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,294
Stupid mug.
314
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,330
Have a little respect
for the dead.
315
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,832
I do.
Very little respect.
316
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:03,833
Hello, officers.
317
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,834
Ma'am.
318
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,170
This is a mistake,
being here.
319
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,205
We gave them
our statements.
320
00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:12,675
We're John and Jane
straight-up citizens.
321
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:16,012
I'm out of here tonight.
I'm on a bus.
322
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,147
See you next life.
323
00:18:17,714 --> 00:18:18,715
[Door opens]
324
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,251
Thanks for coming down,
Mrs. chalmers.
325
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:24,087
I know this
is real difficult.
326
00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:25,088
I appreciate
your cooperation.
327
00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:28,825
You can go.
Your statements
checked out fine.
328
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,361
Officer castle
will see you home.
329
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,797
Hold that bus, Benny.
330
00:18:33,797 --> 00:18:35,165
Mrs. chalmers.
331
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:36,232
Yes.
332
00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,234
We're Alison Peters
and Benny polosky.
333
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:42,572
Yes. You were
with my...Prescott.
334
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:43,573
We'd, uh...
335
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:46,376
We'd like
to give you this.
336
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,111
Give me what?
337
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,918
I'm sorry, my dear.
I'm blind.
338
00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:57,320
Oh, uh...
339
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,822
It's his cane.
340
00:18:58,822 --> 00:19:01,090
Thank you, my dear.
341
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,926
Prescott mentioned
you to me.
342
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:05,895
Something about
a long-lost relative.
343
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,330
Yes.
344
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,132
I want
you to know
345
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,135
that I intend to
fulfill my husband's
obligations.
346
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,103
Now, that won't
be necessary.
347
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:16,005
Let the lady finish.
348
00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:17,474
As I was saying,
349
00:19:17,974 --> 00:19:19,976
I'll have to
talk to Prescott
350
00:19:19,976 --> 00:19:21,478
and get
his approval.
351
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:22,979
How's that?
352
00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:25,482
I want to make sure
that the business
353
00:19:25,982 --> 00:19:27,283
has my husband's
approval.
354
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:30,086
I've made an appointment
for tomorrow evening
355
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,056
with my
spiritual adviser
madame leona.
356
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,832
Madame leona,
say your name again.
357
00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:44,334
You're a wicked woman.
358
00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:47,337
You wear your wickedness
like a caul.
359
00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:51,341
[Imitates madame leona]
You wear your wickedness
like a caul.
360
00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:54,844
See if you can imitate
a dame with scruples.
361
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:56,346
I pity you both.
362
00:19:56,346 --> 00:19:58,848
Madame chalmers
is sincere woman
363
00:19:58,848 --> 00:20:01,351
who has embarked
on honorable quest.
364
00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,786
What you are doing
is disgusting.
365
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,723
Listen to the pot
calling the kettle
disrespectful.
366
00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:08,224
Spiritual adviser--
367
00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:12,228
now,
there's a sure con
if I ever heard one.
368
00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:16,099
You do not appreciate
the powers you are
dealing with.
369
00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:18,935
I appreciate
that I'm getting
tired of you.
370
00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:21,437
You ain't got no heart.
371
00:20:21,938 --> 00:20:23,439
I'll just
shut her yap!
372
00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:28,011
[Chanting]
373
00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:50,934
I'm sensing a presence
in the room.
374
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:55,238
My departed servant,
Prescott chalmers,
375
00:20:55,238 --> 00:20:57,240
I beseech contact.
376
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,877
In my flame,
let me witness thine image.
377
00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:04,881
In the expression
of the sacred taoist square
378
00:21:04,881 --> 00:21:07,250
do I invoke your spirit!
379
00:21:20,163 --> 00:21:21,831
What is it, Gibson?
380
00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:25,401
It, uh, it looks like
Mr. chalmers, ma'am.
381
00:21:25,401 --> 00:21:28,571
Prescott, is that you?
382
00:21:28,571 --> 00:21:30,573
Yes,
of course it's him.
383
00:21:30,573 --> 00:21:32,976
What about
the money,
Mr. chalmers?
384
00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:36,646
What do you
want Dorothy
to do with it?
385
00:21:36,646 --> 00:21:40,450
Well...Ha ha ha!
386
00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:47,590
Always faithful,
I promised I'd
be here for you.
387
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:50,860
Prescott...Is that you?
388
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,829
We're waiting,
Mr. chalmers.
389
00:21:53,129 --> 00:21:53,696
Yes, Prescott.
390
00:21:54,197 --> 00:21:55,598
What shall we do
391
00:21:55,932 --> 00:21:58,001
about Mr. polosky
and miss Peters?
392
00:21:58,501 --> 00:21:59,802
Give them the money?
393
00:22:00,036 --> 00:22:03,106
Yes.
394
00:22:03,106 --> 00:22:07,510
I want to
give it to them
personally.
395
00:22:14,217 --> 00:22:16,686
Benny?
396
00:22:19,155 --> 00:22:20,757
Guess again.
397
00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:21,824
Benny.
398
00:22:21,824 --> 00:22:27,530
You might call this
bait and switch.
399
00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,532
Ha ha ha!
400
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,336
Gibson,
what's happening?
401
00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:38,374
Mr. chalmers is looking
a bit peaked, ma'am.
402
00:22:38,374 --> 00:22:42,211
Your friend Benny
was right.
403
00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:42,979
Ha ha ha!
404
00:22:42,979 --> 00:22:45,848
Oh, Jesus Christ
in a cardigan sweater.
405
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:59,429
Aah!
406
00:22:59,429 --> 00:23:01,931
You ain't
got no heart.
407
00:23:15,912 --> 00:23:17,480
Well, maybe al and Benny
408
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,982
will finally
get it together now.
409
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,486
After all, two deads
are better than one.
410
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:27,490
As for Sam,
it turned out she was right.
411
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,992
Her husband
was cheating on her...
412
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:33,496
With a zombie
he met on a business trip
413
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,997
out to the ghost.
414
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:40,002
In the end, I decided to let Sam
handle things her own way.
415
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:44,006
Go ahead...
Slay it again, Sam.
416
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,008
Ha ha ha!
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