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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,080 Want me to try? 2 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,640 It must be one of them. 3 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,480 Let me try. 4 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,600 You'll see, it's really beautiful. 5 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:57,880 Bravo! 6 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,640 I don't know why it didn't work. 7 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,320 Welcome aboard. 8 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:06,240 Go on in. 9 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,680 It's beautiful. 10 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,200 Nicer than Corsica, isn't it? 11 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,400 It really is beautiful. 12 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,000 It's delightful. 13 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,200 Thanks. 14 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,360 There are clean sheets and towels in the bedroom cupboard. 15 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,360 OK. 16 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,760 The TV works. 17 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Great. 18 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,960 Juliette, look. 19 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,400 You've got a lovely single bed. 20 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,040 You can have it. 21 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,080 Take the bottom one. The top one's got slats missing. 22 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,080 You might fall through! 23 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,960 Just kidding. 24 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,080 Is there internet? 25 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,160 No, but if you need it I live nearby 26 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:12,200 and I have it. Just drop in or give me a call. 27 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,560 We don't want to bother you. 28 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,480 It's no bother. I'd like it. 29 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,560 Are you from Paris? 30 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,960 Yes. Well, close: Asnières. 31 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,080 I know the Porte de Champerret well. 32 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,440 The Rue Guillaume Tell, Boulevard Berthier... 33 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,560 What a coincidence! I take the bus there every day. 34 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,800 How funny. 35 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:35,960 Well... 36 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:48,720 A WORLD WITHOUT WOMEN 37 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:54,800 Good morning. 38 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:03,880 OK? 39 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,160 Yeah, and you? 40 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,160 Hello, ladies. 41 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,560 Hello. 42 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,120 Are you rounding us up? 43 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,160 - Don't be scared. - We're not scared. 44 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,600 I'll save you wasting your time. We don't like men. 45 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:05,760 Are you dykes? 46 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,480 Yep, sorry. 47 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,440 Mum, that's disgusting! 48 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,240 - No way! - She's her old mare! 49 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,880 Old mare? The old mare and the 3 virgins, then. 50 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,920 One of the 3 virgins likes to experiment. 51 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,560 Are you from round here? 52 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,280 No, we're not. 53 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,480 So you don't know the area? 54 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,120 Fancy coming for a drink tonight? 55 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,640 - In a local club. - No, thanks. 56 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,560 I'm here with my other half. 57 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,160 What other half? 58 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,320 My husband. 59 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,560 - You're married? - Yes. 60 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,040 Where is he, then? 61 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,000 Over there, watching. He's the jealous type, so... 62 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,960 He doesn't need to know. I'm not jealous. 63 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,960 Plenty more fish in the sea. 64 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,320 But I've got a looker. He's over there. 65 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,880 - Him? - Yes. 66 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,480 I'm disappointed. Really. 67 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:01,640 Hi. 68 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:02,720 Hello. 69 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,000 I'm Sylvain. 70 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,160 Geoffrey. 71 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,920 Do you know each other? 72 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,920 No, but they were offering to take us for a drink. 73 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,880 I said you wouldn't like that. 74 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,440 You being jealous and all. 75 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,800 No, that's no problem. 76 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,240 Are you really a couple? 77 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,800 No. 78 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,040 They're taking the piss, let's go. Fuckers! 79 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,960 They're not even fuckable! 80 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,480 Hey, cut it out! 81 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,160 Well, goodbye. 82 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,800 They're really aggressive. 83 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,240 You ruined our chances there. 84 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,320 Hello, Sylvain. 85 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,040 Sunning yourself? 86 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,280 How are you? 87 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,960 It's warm. What's new? 88 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,800 Nothing special. 89 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,000 How's Julien? 90 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,480 He's signed another short-term contract. His third. 91 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,960 At 28 it's getting to be a joke. 92 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,800 Anyway, it won't get him a girlfriend. 93 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,480 Have you got a euro? For my scratch card. 94 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,640 Here. 95 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,240 Sorry. We weren't too long, were we? 96 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,160 You really are sweet. 97 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:53,000 My friend Marie. 98 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,320 Patricia, Juliette. 99 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,280 - Pleased to meet you. - Hello. 100 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,800 We were having a chinwag in the sun. 101 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,640 I'll leave you to your friends. 102 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:04,800 Bye. 103 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,200 Everyone knows everyone here. 104 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,960 Push in a straight line, 105 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,960 with this on your stomach. 106 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,280 Like this. 107 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,880 Try it, you'll see. 108 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:41,400 Lift it vertically. 109 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,000 Like that. 110 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,480 Go on, push. Go on. 111 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,640 That way, that way... Look ahead, keep up straight. 112 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,880 Keep walking. 113 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:57,160 - I trod on something. - Let me see. 114 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,600 It was probably a crab. 115 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,560 - Caught much? - Yes. 116 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,240 Ladies, you mustn't talk to men like him. 117 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,760 He's a psycho. He's already raped loads of girls. 118 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:16,920 Give over! 119 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,920 Going to introduce me? 120 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:19,840 Gilles, 121 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,320 Patricia, Juliette... 122 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,320 Gilles. 123 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,080 Are you sisters? 124 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,560 I wish. 125 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,960 I'm sure you don't look your age, anyway. 126 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,280 Thanks. 127 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,800 Friends of Sylvain's? 128 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:35,560 No. Well... yes. We just met. 129 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,960 Are you here for a while? 130 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:39,880 Till the end of the week. 131 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,920 We'll no doubt meet again, then. 132 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,040 We're going that way, looking for shrimp. 133 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,800 OK, see you soon. 134 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,520 Enjoy the fishing. 135 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,880 Bye. 136 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,000 Look straight ahead. 137 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,480 It's not easy. 138 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,040 We didn't keep you waiting, did we? 139 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,440 No, no worries. 140 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,880 I had trouble waking up this morning. 141 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,400 What about you? 142 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,480 Watch the doors. 143 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,320 There we go. 144 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,320 The colour suits you. 145 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,360 I like it. 146 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,080 Really soft, isn't it? 147 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,400 What do you think? 148 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,600 Perfect. 149 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,720 - Really? - Yes. Right? 150 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:47,880 Very handsome. 151 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:51,160 I agree with the lady. 152 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,240 Does it make me look fat? 153 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,040 - Not at all. - A bit, here. 154 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,200 No, you look handsome. 155 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,320 Hang on. Just let me... 156 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,680 - Yeah, that's perfect. - You think so? 157 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,920 You'll get lucky! 158 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,640 - Not like a pizza delivery boy? - Not at all. 159 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,880 You look like a... tennis player. 160 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,560 - Do you like this colour? - Yeah. 161 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:15,960 What about blue? 162 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,360 Yeah, blue too. 163 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,560 That looks nice. Even classier. 164 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,480 Polo shirts suit me. 165 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,480 They really do. No kidding. 166 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,720 Since your friends are so nice, 167 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,600 if I may say so, and you are too, 168 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:36,000 I'll do you the blue, the green and the red - which looks so good - 169 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,240 for the price of two. 170 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,800 Really? 171 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,120 Thanks. 172 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,680 You're very nice. 173 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,440 Do a boardwalk in that polo shirt. 174 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,760 Swagger a bit. 175 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,480 - Boardwalk? - Yes, along the boardwalk. 176 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,760 Cool! 177 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,640 He's had an idea. 178 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,280 No. 179 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,160 An apple? 180 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,320 An apple hit him on the head? 181 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,720 Newton! 182 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,120 Right! 183 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,760 Nice one, because... 184 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,200 My go. 185 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,440 Shit! 186 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:12,480 OK, got it. 187 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,560 OK, start the clock. 188 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:17,720 Hang on... 189 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,600 Cowboys. 190 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,720 Yep, and Indians. 191 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,320 John Wayne. 192 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,480 No. 193 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,400 You're cheating, stop talking. 194 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,640 The country. 195 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,840 - America. - Right. 196 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,160 Where are we now? 197 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,160 - Stop talking. - In Ault. 198 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:40,960 - In a house. - Yes. The colours? 199 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,240 White. 200 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,600 White... 201 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,400 - A president... - Yes. 202 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,560 Carla Bruni. 203 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,320 Marilyn Monroe... 204 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,640 Churchill... 205 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,400 Kennedy? 206 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,320 - Yes, Marilyn Monroe! - No. 207 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:05,560 Clinton. It's Clinton. 208 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,880 Well done. 209 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,200 Why? 210 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,320 Yes, it's Clinton... Never mind. 211 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,280 Sylvain, your glass is empty. 212 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,800 No, thanks, I've had too much. I have a few health problems. 213 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,960 Really? 214 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,000 You have lovely eyes. 215 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:26,560 It's true, you really look at people. That's rare. 216 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,160 Come on, join me. I don't want to drink alone. 217 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,640 No. 218 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,560 Don't you think you've had enough? 219 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,560 Now wait a fucking minute! 220 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,720 What's with you? Don't talk to me like that. 221 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,960 I'm on holiday, I'm allowed some fun. 222 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:49,480 Don't bore me with your holier-than-thou attitude. 223 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:52,000 You can go away on your own next year. 224 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,000 Where are you going? 225 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,320 I don't know. It's getting late. 226 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,200 No, but... 227 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,200 No, wait. 228 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:08,560 We bicker all the time, it's not serious. 229 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,800 Don't you want to turn in? 230 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,480 No, I'm not at all tired. 231 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,640 Let's go dancing. 232 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,200 I'm not a very good dancer. 233 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,880 Me neither. 234 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,800 Who cares? We can just have a laugh. 235 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,160 Is there a nightclub? 236 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,960 There is, but it's closed. 237 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,240 When is it open? 238 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,400 Friday and Saturday. 239 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,680 - Shall we go on Friday? - My turn. 240 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,240 Shall we go on Friday? 241 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,520 Sit down. 242 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,120 Go and sit down! 243 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,720 You can cheat like your mum. 244 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,160 A woman. 245 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,680 Sophia Loren? 246 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,720 No. 247 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,640 Bill Clinton? 248 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,320 A woman. 249 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,000 Monica thingy. 250 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,480 A seal? 251 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,840 - A chicken? - No, it's not a chicken. 252 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,480 - A turkey? - Almost. 253 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,680 A hen? 254 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,160 A cock? A rabbit? 255 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,360 It's not an animal. 256 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,880 A female turkey? 257 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:14,600 I don't get it. 258 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,000 - The Virgin Mary! - No. 259 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,000 What... me? 260 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,360 That's disgusting. 261 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,480 Was that me laughing? Nice! 262 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,080 Do I sound like a turkey? 263 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,960 Thanks! 264 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,320 It's quite a good likeness, really. 265 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,800 Goodnight, Sylvain. 266 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,160 We can't go in? 267 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,320 It's a pity. I wanted to show you inside. 268 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:10,200 There are big rooms with wooden beams, long corridors... 269 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:21,000 They had to board it up because of a squatter. 270 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,200 Really? 271 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,080 I bet that was nice. 272 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,480 A bit like having a manor to yourself. 273 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,720 Not so nice living alone in there. 274 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,080 True. 275 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,720 It's a bit scary. 276 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,200 Hang on... 277 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,600 There are nettles. 278 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:50,720 Be careful. 279 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,880 This place is great. 280 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,080 Imagine all the kids that have snogged in here. 281 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,240 Isn't it hard living here, all year round? 282 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,960 No, it's OK. 283 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,320 I've got friends. 284 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,080 What about you? 285 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,000 Do you live alone? 286 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,720 Yes. 287 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,800 - That's weird. - Why? 288 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,880 I don't know, I was just thinking... 289 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,800 Tell me why you find it weird. 290 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,960 I don't know. 291 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,880 You're pretty, men must find you attractive... 292 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:15,960 Men like sleeping with me, but for some reason it never lasts. 293 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,080 Maybe I'm not reassuring enough. 294 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:22,960 Not the kind of girl you want to settle down with. 295 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,200 It's my fault too. 296 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,240 I soon get bored of people. I'm too demanding, I guess. 297 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,240 Then there's Juliette. I've never really felt alone. 298 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:49,160 It's weird when you think about it. 299 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,520 You dedicate 20 years to your kids, 300 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,400 you sacrifice everything, knowing that one day they'll leave. 301 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,360 What's worse, nine times out of ten, 302 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,640 they say you ruined their life and they hate you. 303 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,960 Whenever I see my parents my stomach knots. 304 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,720 But despite that, we keep on having kids. 305 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,960 Would you like to have kids one day? 306 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,720 I'm not sure. Yes. 307 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,800 You've got time. 308 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,400 You'd be a good dad. 309 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,480 A good husband too. 310 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,760 Really? 311 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,560 I think you could make a woman happy. 312 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,320 Do you? 313 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,400 - Yes. - You think so? 314 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,720 Want an ice-cream? 315 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,880 Yes, please. 316 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,880 Thanks. 317 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,280 What? 318 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,720 Nothing, I'm just looking at you. You're pretty. 319 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,480 Here... 320 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,480 Are you a libertine or a sentimentalist? 321 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:22,680 You meet your single neighbour at midnight in the stairwell. 322 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,840 (1) You ask to borrow his drill. 323 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,760 (2) You invite him in for tea. 324 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,160 (3) You ask what his cologne... 325 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,320 Mum, you're such a pain! Can't you see I'm reading? 326 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,800 This one's beautiful. 327 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,080 A royal coin. 328 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,000 This is a louis. 329 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,960 - And this? - I found that in Ault. 330 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Good evening. 331 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,880 Good evening. 332 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,400 I'll have a whisky, please. 333 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,440 Can I smoke? 334 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,080 Of course. It's fine in here. 335 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,600 Have you got a light? 336 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,600 Thanks. 337 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,120 She's a sweetheart though. Never been any trouble. 338 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,720 I had her young. 339 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,200 Now she's off to study in the USA for a year. 340 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,240 You're lucky. 341 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,880 With my second child it's a bit complicated. 342 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,680 The eldest has just had a baby. 343 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,200 - So you're a grandmother? - Yes. 344 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,560 Bravo! 345 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,600 Want to see a photo? 346 00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,520 She's cute. 347 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,960 He's a boy. 348 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,400 You can never tell at that age. 349 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,760 A nice photo. Did you take it? 350 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,200 No, a photographer did. 351 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:10,480 Oh, right. 352 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,480 Can I have a seat? 353 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,440 I didn't have time to change. 354 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,600 Next time you turn up like that, I'm making you strip. 355 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,120 Instead of talking rubbish, show her your coin. 356 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,320 Careful, it's my grandson's. 357 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,080 Really? Oh, right. 358 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,640 It's from the year 80 BC. 359 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,320 Constantinus. 360 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,160 It's pretty. 361 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,040 It has a nice side, unlike him! 362 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,720 Is that Adam and Eve? 363 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,240 - Can I get you a drink? - Yeah. 364 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920 The same. 365 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,800 I've got work tomorrow. 366 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,160 I'm not lazy like him, I get up at 5 a.m. 367 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,480 Easy! I'll pay for it. 368 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,200 I don't care if you're paying. 369 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:01,200 Tell him to get lost, Francine. 370 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,320 Or I'll knock his head off! 371 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,160 I feel like I've got a bodyguard. 372 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 All that's missing is the flashing light. 373 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,720 Do you want a nightcap? 374 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,800 I've got some good whisky. 375 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,160 It's no mansion, but it's cosy. 376 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,080 That's sweet but it's late. 377 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,600 You're on holiday! 378 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,480 True, but my daughter's home alone. 379 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,240 Your daughter's a big girl. 380 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,640 I bet you like summer. Lots of fresh meat around. 381 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,080 I'm not like that. I'm like everyone else, looking for love. 382 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,520 Really? You're a romantic? 383 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,960 Yeah. 384 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,760 - Why are you laughing? - No reason. 385 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,840 It's been hard since I got here. 386 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,480 I didn't know anyone at first. 387 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,720 All my colleagues are married with kids. 388 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,880 It's dead here in winter. 389 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,320 I could shoot myself on Saturday nights. 390 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,600 All the girls get married at 20. 391 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,760 So it'd be nice if I slept with you, because you're in a pickle? 392 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,560 No, not at all. 393 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,400 I just want to kiss you because you're beautiful. 394 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,000 Just a kiss. 395 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,800 Stop it. 396 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,480 Stop it. 397 00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,880 Shit! 398 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,720 I've decided not to sleep with anyone any more. 399 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,400 That's sad. 400 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,240 It's not sad. 401 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,680 Shit! 402 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,600 I've had too much to drink. I'm babbling. 403 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,160 Forget it, I'm going in. 404 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,200 Wait a minute. 405 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,360 What? 406 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,400 Let's get together tomorrow. 407 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,160 We'll see. 408 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,720 - Off you go now. - Wait... 409 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,240 Go! 410 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,720 Some women like flashy men and others prefer them discreet. 411 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,560 What about you, Marie, would you have fancied me? 412 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,240 Sure. You're cute, not bad at all. 413 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,560 I'm not too shy? 414 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:06,480 No. 415 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,080 Just discreet. 416 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,000 - What? - You're discreet. 417 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,880 How do you find me physically? Be honest. 418 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,880 Don't make it up. 419 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,360 You're not bad. 420 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,160 You could do something with your messy hair. 421 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,160 Your polo shirt's nice, but you could make more of an effort. 422 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,600 The rest is OK, but as Patrick says, it's the heart that counts. 423 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,280 Look at me. I'm a bit on the heavy side, 424 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,640 but when I met him I was the same. 425 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,040 So, you know... 426 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,400 How did you meet Patrick? 427 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,800 Haven't I ever told you? 428 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,120 No. 429 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,960 I was at the farm campsite, 430 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,600 with my family. He was with his friends. 431 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,040 Did they chat you up? 432 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,480 Not at all. Not me, anyway. 433 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,080 How did he go about it? 434 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,000 Walks along the beach. 435 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,640 Then one day he took my hand. 436 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,560 And that was that. 437 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,280 Did he talk to you? 438 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,080 Not a lot. He said a few things. 439 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,240 Such as? 440 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,600 "Meet me tonight." "I like you." Little things like that. 441 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,400 It's hard to concentrate at the beach. 442 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,200 Is that for your studies? 443 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,880 No, it's for me. 444 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,800 But I can't read without a pencil for underlining. 445 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,400 That's funny. I do that too. 446 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,640 It reassures me. Otherwise I think I'll forget. 447 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,160 Just like me. 448 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,560 Shall we go for a swim? 449 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,160 I don't fancy it today. 450 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,880 You can't stay all alone. 451 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,320 Come on. 452 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,640 It feels so nice. 453 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,840 Aren't you coming in? 454 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000 No. 455 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,120 Don't you swim? 456 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,320 Well... 457 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,000 Are you sulking? 458 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:26,440 Because of Patricia? Don't worry, nothing'll happen. 459 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,080 Women like her aren't interested in guys like us. 460 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,160 She's just having a little fun on holiday. 461 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,200 I'd choose Juliette, if I could. She's pretty. 462 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,640 You've noticed, right? 463 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,000 She's so graceful, don't you think? 464 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,920 But anyway... 465 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:11,800 Stop that! 466 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,360 Calm down, guys. 467 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:17,680 You're fucking crazy! Go see a shrink! 468 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,480 Calm down. 469 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,840 All right! 470 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Psycho! 471 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,200 - Calm down. - Loser! 472 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,600 - You're the loser! - What? 473 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:28,760 Loser! 474 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,440 Juliette, don't get involved. 475 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,280 Has she lost it or what? 476 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,960 Calm down, it's nothing. 477 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,600 It's my fault. I'm going to go. 478 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,640 Hang on, don't go! Stay, wait! 479 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,120 - It's for the best. - This is stupid. 480 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,080 We're not teenagers. I'm too old for snogging at a nightclub. 481 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,240 Fine. 482 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,360 Come on, mate. 483 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:53,600 Go, for all I care! I'm going to dance. 484 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,680 Sorry. 485 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,720 No worries. Go have some fun. 486 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,480 Hello, Sylvain, I was going to call. 487 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:21,560 At 11 tomorrow morning. Ten past... I have to check. 488 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,800 OK, I'll leave the keys in the letter box. 489 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,800 Thanks for everything, Sylvain. 490 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,600 Have a nice evening. 491 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,640 Bye. 492 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,880 That was Sylvain about the keys. 493 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,720 I know, I heard. 494 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:37,960 Sylvain? 495 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,600 Is anyone there? 496 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,960 I did knock, but you didn't hear. 497 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,520 Want to use the internet? 498 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,560 Yes. Can I? 499 00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,480 Sure. 500 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,240 Do you want a drink? 501 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,400 Yeah, a glass of water, please. 502 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:32,960 Here you go. 503 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,480 Thanks. 504 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,720 I'll leave you to it. 505 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,080 OK. 506 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:08,480 Sylvain. 507 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,160 I've finished. 508 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:20,720 Already? 509 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,800 Yes, thanks. 510 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,120 I wanted to say goodbye. 511 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,520 That's sweet. 512 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,160 It's normal. 513 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,960 Have you got an email? If I want to write... 514 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:39,400 Yes, it's sylvain80@hotmail.fr. 515 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,080 I'll jot it down for you. 516 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,480 Here. 517 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,600 I'll write to you, so you'll have my address. 518 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,880 OK. 519 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,720 Do you like strawberries? 520 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,400 Yes. 521 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,720 Help yourself. 522 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:38,800 You're adding sugar? 523 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,640 Yes, why? 524 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,200 Is that weird? 525 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,400 No, but they're already so sweet. But it looks good. 526 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,080 What? 527 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,400 It's funny, they crackle. 528 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,200 They crackle? 529 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,320 I've never noticed the noise before. 530 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:17,240 Don't be angry with my mum. She doesn't realise. 531 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,200 I don't know why she always falls for that type. It never works. 532 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,320 There are lots of women like that. 533 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:29,200 Scared by men who like them. They prefer guys who don't care. 534 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,320 You've got cream there. 535 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,280 Sorry. 536 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,400 Thanks. 537 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,880 - Has it all gone? - Yes. 538 00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:57,640 Sorry. 539 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,880 I don't know what's wrong. I'd better go. 540 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,000 Are you OK? 541 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,240 Are you sure? 542 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,480 Sorry. 543 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,080 I'm sorry. 544 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,400 I don't know why I did that. 545 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,200 It's OK. 546 00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,400 I don't want to go home. Can I stay here? 547 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:11,400 Are you sure? 548 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,560 Aren't you getting in? 549 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,800 Shall I keep my trousers on? 550 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,160 No. 551 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,600 Will you hold me? 552 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,640 Yes. 553 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,560 Subtitling by CMC - Paris 35319

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