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What are we talking about here?
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You want us to launch a cryptocurrency?
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You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream.
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Pied Piper Coin.
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Mm.
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_
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I promised Richard that we would never
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make them harvest data or sell ads.
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I am not saying that we will
force their hand on this issue.
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But neither am I saying
definitively that we will not.
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Have you received my proposal?
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[SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE] Very promising.
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Look, Monica, I will do the ICO,
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but only if you do it with me.
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Pied Piper Coin is totally going to work.
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Yes, it totally is.
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MAN: Whose idea was this again?
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[SILENCE]
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♪
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_
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Okay, everybody.
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Let's do this.
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Photo time. Let's go.
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Front-enders, come on in.
Where's my back-enders?
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I see you, crypto-geeks.
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[LAUGHING DELIGHTEDLY]
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Follow me! [CHUCKLES]
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Old Pipey thing.
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Holden. Are we set?
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Sorry. I haven't used this camera before.
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[ENUNCIATING] Are we set?
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Yes, Jared.
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Look... uh, look, guys.
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I-I know we didn't have the
budget we wanted to get here.
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But, we are here.
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Finally, all our hard work has paid off.
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So now, the world's first,
totally decentralized Internet
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will be live... in five...
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CROWD JOINING IN: Four,
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three, two, one.
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Yeah!
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- [CHEERING]
- [WHISTLE BLOWING]
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[WHISTLE FADES]
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♪
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[TAPPING]
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DINESH: Richard. Richard!
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Richard.
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_
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You have to see this.
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What's wrong now?
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A good thing. [CHUCKLES]
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A good thing has finally happened.
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Don't fuck with me.
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[QUIETLY] I am not fucking with you!
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Come, come.
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Look.
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Look at the user numbers.
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Wait, holy shit. Is that right?
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I think we've reached the inflection point.
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We made it.
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- Don't, just... don't.
- Yeah.
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RICHARD: Well, I think this
calls for a little celebration.
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I just knew that if we kept plugging away,
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eventually, we'd get some traction
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and reach an inflection point.
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What did I keep saying?
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Give us time and then we'll climb, bitches!
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RICHARD: Yes, Holden.
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That's right, except for
the bitches part, but yes.
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And now, we are gaining
almost 12,000 users an hour!
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[CHEERING]
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Fuck, yeah!
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You get a high five
and you get a high five!
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- Fuck yeah!
- I wanna give a quick shout-out
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to my seven developers,
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my Septapipers,
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who stuck with us through thick and thin,
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unlike K-Hole,
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which took their game
and totally bailed on us.
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[CROWD BOOING]
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Lock them up! Lock them up!
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Jesus, Jared. You really
did a number on that kid.
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God. Yeah.
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I just chipped away everything
that wasn't Richard's assistant
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and this is what's left.
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Lock them up!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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So, how are things advancing?
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To date,
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we have manufactured almost
400,000 mobile devices.
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And we are signing them all
onto the Pied Piper network?
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Yes.
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Well, we have to do it manually.
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It is slow.
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But it provides an advantage.
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They may not know what we are doing
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until it's too late for them to stop us.
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Indeed.
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Yeah. To be honest,
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at times, I find it difficult
to tell what you're thinking.
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Mmm, I see.
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♪ Come on babe ♪
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♪ Follow me ♪
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♪ I'm the Pied Piper ♪
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♪ Follow me I'm the Pied... ♪
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MONICA: Pappy Van Winkle?
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I'm not gonna have to start
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locking my desk drawer now, am I?
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Hey, does this seem odd to you?
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What?
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So, our user numbers have
been growing for days,
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but our coin value is flat.
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It hasn't budged at all.
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I thought the two would be correlated,
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at least a little bit.
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Yeah. Should be.
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Sorry, I don't mean to rain on the parade.
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I find parades to be
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impotent displays of authoritarianism.
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Whose bag is this?
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- Uh... oh.
- Scoot over.
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Colin?
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- Hey, man.
- What are you doing here?
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I like the beard. You throwing a party?
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Yeah. Something that you and K-Hole
Games could've been a part of,
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had you not walked out on us.
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Oh, come on, man. Laurie was our VC.
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She's the one that made me pull
the game and bail on you guys.
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So you just do whatever Laurie says, huh?
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- Well, she had control of my board.
- Hmm.
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Which is exactly how she
just managed to fire me.
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You lost your company?
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[SARCASTICALLY] Aw. Bummer.
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But, the cool part is, I'm free.
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Which is why I'm here.
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I have been cooking up a
solo project on the side
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for a few years.
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It's a killer new game.
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And I was thinking maybe,
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we would launch it on your network.
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It's a sweet indie RPG.
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I'm calling it "The Gates of Galloo."
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I have a ton of presales.
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If we put this thing on Pipernet, bam.
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You're gonna have 80,000
instant users. [SNAPS FINGERS]
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- What do you say?
- You and K-Hole pull your game.
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A game that was the central element
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to our launch strategy.
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And then literally days after everything
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starts to fucking come together,
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you stroll on in here and act
like nothing ever happened?
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Stroll?
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I just walked in here normally.
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Besides, this would
help you out too, right?
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You... you wanna help me out?
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You just lost your company.
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I'm in there celebrating,
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with my fucking victory.
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Dude.
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Can I be real with you?
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I really need this.
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Can I be realer?
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Kiss my piss.
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What?
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You heard me. Kiss my piss.
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I was hoping you'd be cool about this.
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Oh, really? You thought I might
be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat?
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Is this cool, huh?
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To do this, maybe?
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I don't know.
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Kiss my piss.
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Kiss...
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my piss.
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All right, I get it.
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Kiss my piss.
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I'll see you around, Richard.
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Karma's a bitch, Colin.
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♪
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- Oh! Monica, hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, I was just coming in early to clean up
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for the custodial staff.
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When did you get here?
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- We never left.
- We?
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All right. Good to go.
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You were both here all night?
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Our coin price wasn't
growing with our user numbers,
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so we coded a diagnostic
tool to go through the ledger
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and figure out exactly where
our users are coming from.
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Yes. We coded it.
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You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole.
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In a public workspace, in the
state of California, no less.
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Shall we? [CLEARS THROAT]
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This breaks our users down
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by which developers signed them on.
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So, each bar is one of
our seven Septopipers.
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Wait, why are there eight bars?
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- Who... who's that?
- No idea.
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But whoever it is, they are the
reason for most of our new user growth.
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Wait, so some non-piper
out there is signing up
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users to our network en masse?
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How'd they get access to our system?
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Without a key from us,
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the only way in is to steal our software.
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But no one has stolen our software.
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Except for...
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Oh, shit.
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- [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
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Hello?
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Hey, Jian-Yang. It's Big Head.
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How's it going, man?
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He's been in contact
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with Jian-Yang this whole time?
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Yeah, they play Words with Friends.
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Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle
wants to ask you a question.
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No. I don't want to talk to Gilfoyle.
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He's a racist and a witch.
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I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi
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and tell me what the fuck
is going on with our network.
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Fuck you. I'll tell you nothing.
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[DEALER SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] _
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Okay. I'll tell you everything.
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But I want to move back into the house.
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I want to come home.
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Wait, what?
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It's not that big a deal.
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I mean, Jian-Yang could
just take Erlich's old room.
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So...
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I don't give a fuck about that.
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So, Jian-Yang said Gavin Belson
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tried to buy our stolen software?
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Yes, but before he could,
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he was outmaneuvered by
a Chinese man named Yao.
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Yao? Who the fuck is Yao?
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This guy.
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He's a Chinese manufacturer
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who just announced a
partnership with guess who?
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Laurie Bream.
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She just led a $200 million
round for something called YaoNet.
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So Laurie and Yao are manufacturing phones,
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and signing them onto our network.
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But why? Why would they wanna help us?
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Oh, shit.
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They're not helping us.
They're attacking us.
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It's the 51% attack.
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- Has to be.
- I'm sorry, what?
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A 51...
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[ICE RATTLING LOUDLY]
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A 51% attack...
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[ICE CONTINUES RATTLING]
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The beauty of our decentralized Internet
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is that no one controls it.
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But if 51% were controlled
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by one entity,
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like, say, Laurie and Yao,
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they could rewrite the rules for everyone.
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They can delete all of our users,
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all of our developer apps, crash our coin.
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- This would be the end of Pied Piper.
- Fuck!
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Okay. How many devices do they have?
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[TYPING]
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Right now, they have 45% of our total.
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- And gaining.
- Wait, Gilfoyle.
266
00:10:50,497 --> 00:10:53,799
Could you write a patch that kicks
all of Yao's users off the network?
267
00:10:53,835 --> 00:10:55,835
I would have to rewrite
our consensus protocol,
268
00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:57,803
but I could probably get
that done in eight hours.
269
00:10:57,839 --> 00:10:58,887
Okay, that's good.
270
00:10:58,887 --> 00:11:00,185
And... and how long do we have
271
00:11:00,185 --> 00:11:01,550
till we lose control of the network?
272
00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:03,705
At this rate, half that.
273
00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:05,335
[GROANS]
274
00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:06,387
[DOOR OPENS]
275
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[PANTING]
276
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I just went for a run.
277
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,133
I sprinted...
278
00:11:14,444 --> 00:11:15,744
up the last bit, there.
279
00:11:18,715 --> 00:11:20,115
I did open palm.
280
00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:21,783
Aaah!
281
00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:23,852
Wh-What's going on?
282
00:11:24,322 --> 00:11:26,990
Richard, there's no easy way to say this.
283
00:11:27,026 --> 00:11:29,425
Jian-Yang is moving back into the house.
284
00:11:30,716 --> 00:11:31,810
Right?
285
00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:35,089
Gavin, you've staked the
entire future of this company
286
00:11:35,124 --> 00:11:37,492
on the Signature Box Three.
287
00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:39,036
Where are they?
288
00:11:39,071 --> 00:11:41,018
Well, the last two months
have been challenging.
289
00:11:41,225 --> 00:11:42,624
The Chinese were petulant.
290
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,827
The North Carolinians proved very entitled.
291
00:11:44,862 --> 00:11:48,297
And I held out hopes for our
experiment in the Yukon Territories.
292
00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:49,495
But as it happens,
293
00:11:49,495 --> 00:11:52,530
the Inuit are surprisingly
adept at collective bargaining.
294
00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:53,700
But fear not,
295
00:11:54,252 --> 00:11:56,686
I am in the early stages of a new plan.
296
00:11:56,854 --> 00:11:58,785
Did you know that some of America's
297
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,590
most capable, motivated laborers
298
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,826
are at this moment awaiting execution?
299
00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:04,882
Gavin.
300
00:12:05,163 --> 00:12:08,164
How many boxes have you
actually managed to produce?
301
00:12:08,384 --> 00:12:09,883
Well, we have the 40 prototypes,
302
00:12:09,918 --> 00:12:11,659
which we've been using to drive sales.
303
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,489
- And?
- And...
304
00:12:15,163 --> 00:12:16,929
they are very impressive.
305
00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:17,997
I see.
306
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,859
I guess it's time we tell you.
307
00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:22,715
We've been exploring the viability
308
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,316
of an acquisition with Amazon.
309
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,884
RACHEL: The talks are still preliminary,
310
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,254
but thus far, they seem quite promising.
311
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,381
You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos?
312
00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:31,982
No fucking way.
313
00:12:32,105 --> 00:12:33,639
I mean, don't take this
as any kind of threat,
314
00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:36,642
but if Amazon buys this company, I am out.
315
00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:38,677
We spoke to Jeff an hour ago.
316
00:12:38,977 --> 00:12:42,214
It sounds like the two of you
are on the same page about that.
317
00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:47,286
Priyanka, start separating legitimate users
318
00:12:47,321 --> 00:12:48,287
into their own pool.
319
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,621
Becky, I need you to
rate-limit enemy devices.
320
00:12:50,657 --> 00:12:53,825
Danny, find shortcuts to
deploy a new consensus protocol.
321
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,127
Sorry, but we're never
gonna finish in time.
322
00:12:56,163 --> 00:12:57,461
Not with that attitude.
323
00:12:57,497 --> 00:13:00,198
Yeah, we would need to add a
shit ton more users immediately.
324
00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,302
Working on it.
325
00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:03,736
Colin, hey. It's... it's Richard Hendricks.
326
00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:05,136
Leaving you another voicemail.
327
00:13:05,172 --> 00:13:08,306
Um, just wanted to talk
to you about your game.
328
00:13:08,435 --> 00:13:12,372
And, uh, those, uh,
80,000 users you got there.
329
00:13:12,579 --> 00:13:15,146
And also, to apologize for last night.
330
00:13:15,182 --> 00:13:18,583
You know, I was just really
wasted. I was so drunk.
331
00:13:18,618 --> 00:13:20,284
We had such a crazy party going on.
332
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,520
Anyway, call me back and we'll, uh,
333
00:13:22,555 --> 00:13:24,288
we'll chat some "Gates of Galloo."
334
00:13:24,324 --> 00:13:25,556
We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" it up.
335
00:13:25,592 --> 00:13:27,791
How's that sound? Well, just call me back.
336
00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:30,515
Okay? It's... it's
Richard Hendricks, it's...
337
00:13:31,797 --> 00:13:33,102
Thank you. Bye.
338
00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:35,748
- Left another voicemail.
- Doesn't really matter.
339
00:13:35,783 --> 00:13:38,038
He's gonna be off the grid
for the next three days.
340
00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:39,986
- What?
- Yeah, I just spoke with his girlfriend.
341
00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:42,154
Whatever the fuck you
said, he took really hard.
342
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:44,123
Colin went camping. Alone.
343
00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,814
Well, did she say where he went?
344
00:13:45,839 --> 00:13:47,730
The Los Trancos Preserve?
345
00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:49,982
Wait. I know exactly where that is.
346
00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:51,754
I used to go foraging for mushrooms
347
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,224
with my friend Muriel there
before she passed away.
348
00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:56,525
I could drive up there
and... and look for him.
349
00:13:56,561 --> 00:13:57,927
It's only 20 miles away
350
00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,902
and they don't really
enforce the speed limit.
351
00:14:01,366 --> 00:14:03,309
Fuck your Volt. I'll drive.
352
00:14:05,036 --> 00:14:07,103
- What... what are you doing?
- I'm borrowing my Tesla.
353
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,405
- It's my Tesla.
- I pay for it.
354
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,274
And if I don't get to Colin in time,
355
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,042
Pied Piper ceases to exist.
356
00:14:13,078 --> 00:14:16,012
So, pretty please with
a fucking cherry on top,
357
00:14:16,047 --> 00:14:17,914
can I borrow the Tesla I bought for you?
358
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,944
- Can Jared drive?
- No.
359
00:14:22,287 --> 00:14:23,719
- Fine.
- Thank you.
360
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:28,771
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
361
00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:29,809
So...?
362
00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:31,772
So... we're fucked.
363
00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,568
No, we're not. Okay, we just...
364
00:14:33,603 --> 00:14:34,636
We need a few more users
365
00:14:34,671 --> 00:14:36,541
to give Gilfoyle some breathing room and...
366
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:39,107
And what if you call Dana from Quiver?
367
00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:40,843
He hates me. Everybody does.
368
00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:42,945
And to be honest, they're
right. I'm an asshole.
369
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,279
No, you're not, Richard.
370
00:14:44,315 --> 00:14:45,380
Yes, I am.
371
00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:47,940
Colin was here last night,
out there in the hallway,
372
00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:49,051
down on his luck
373
00:14:49,086 --> 00:14:51,320
and he was begging me
to take his subscribers.
374
00:14:51,355 --> 00:14:52,441
And I told him to...
375
00:14:53,023 --> 00:14:55,523
kiss... my piss.
376
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,826
- You what?
- Kiss my piss.
377
00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,494
I said it again and again.
378
00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:02,000
Oh my God. I did a dance.
379
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,923
Okay, okay, okay. Let's
just move on from...
380
00:15:07,095 --> 00:15:08,136
this.
381
00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:11,313
I am a spiteful, vengeful prick.
382
00:15:11,507 --> 00:15:12,974
Oh my God, Richard.
383
00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:14,108
Yes, you fucked up.
384
00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:16,410
But that doesn't mean you're a bad person.
385
00:15:16,445 --> 00:15:19,013
Look at you, you're
sitting here, regretting it.
386
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,314
That's not the move of an asshole.
387
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:23,650
Okay? I mean, you think a guy
like Gavin Belson just sits around,
388
00:15:23,686 --> 00:15:25,519
feeling bad about being a dick to people?
389
00:15:25,554 --> 00:15:26,921
He doesn't even notice, okay?
390
00:15:26,956 --> 00:15:28,122
The guy's a prick when he was on top
391
00:15:28,157 --> 00:15:29,991
and now after everything
that just happened,
392
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:31,058
he's still gonna be a prick.
393
00:15:31,094 --> 00:15:32,927
What do you... What do you mean?
394
00:15:32,962 --> 00:15:34,561
Everything that just
happened. What happened?
395
00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:38,064
I just read that Amazon's
probably gonna be acquiring Hooli.
396
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,065
What?
397
00:15:39,101 --> 00:15:41,101
Yeah, so Gavin Belson's
gonna be out on his ass,
398
00:15:41,136 --> 00:15:43,169
but do you think he's gonna
change at all because of it?
399
00:15:43,205 --> 00:15:44,602
No, he's always gonna be a...
400
00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:45,772
prick.
401
00:15:45,807 --> 00:15:48,141
Exactly. Okay, so stop whipping yourself
402
00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:50,596
- and let's just figure out what we can do.
- He's a prick.
403
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:52,212
Yes. Gavin Belson is a prick.
404
00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:53,346
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
405
00:15:53,382 --> 00:15:56,049
He's a... he's a total...
406
00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:58,928
- fucking prick.
- Wait, where are you going?
407
00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:01,187
DINESH: How could it be this crowded?
408
00:16:01,223 --> 00:16:02,655
Burning Man's in two weeks,
409
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,909
so people are beta testing their new gear.
410
00:16:05,227 --> 00:16:07,460
Why would people who aren't refugees
411
00:16:07,495 --> 00:16:09,771
choose to come here and live like refugees?
412
00:16:09,964 --> 00:16:12,131
You know that's not, like,
a desirable thing, right?
413
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,966
Living like a refugee? Ugh!
414
00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,323
This place is offensive to homeless people.
415
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:18,949
- GAVIN [ON SPEAKER]: Hello?
- Hello, Gavin?
416
00:16:18,949 --> 00:16:21,783
It's Richard Hendricks. Richard Hendricks.
417
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:23,385
[GLASS CLATTERS]
418
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:24,817
- Mind the glass.
- Yeah.
419
00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:28,421
Oh. It's all smashed up again.
420
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,254
What do you want, Richard?
421
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,924
I need your help.
422
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,025
Look, my network is in trouble.
423
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,461
And I know that deep down,
in your heart, what you...
424
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,361
Oh, for fuck's sake.
You're not gonna give me
425
00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,830
another one of your inspirational,
426
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,299
in defense of great
technology speeches, are you?
427
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,901
Stand up and fight for innovation,
428
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:44,968
that kind of bullshit?
429
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,826
No. Exactly the opposite.
430
00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:50,307
I happen to know that a man named Yao
431
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,569
fucked you over.
432
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:53,977
How would you like to fuck him back?
433
00:16:54,983 --> 00:16:56,079
I'm listening.
434
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:57,664
I need you to attack me.
435
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,818
GAVIN [ON PHONE]: John? It's Gavin Belson.
436
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:04,054
Oh. Hello.
437
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,289
Listen, John. Do we
still have the prototypes
438
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,325
of my Signature Box Three strung up?
439
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,660
Yeah.
440
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,930
They told us they were
gonna send more, but...
441
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,237
they never did.
442
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,436
Well, that's a long story.
443
00:17:20,635 --> 00:17:22,902
- I got time.
- Yeah, listen, John...
444
00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:26,005
I need you to give admin
access to Richard Hendricks.
445
00:17:26,658 --> 00:17:28,274
Becky, did you run connection throttling
446
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,109
on the latest batch of device IDs?
447
00:17:30,394 --> 00:17:32,178
Yes. You know why?
448
00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:33,394
I'm not a moron.
449
00:17:33,714 --> 00:17:35,681
Oh, I see. I'm the asshole.
450
00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:36,730
Really?
451
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,150
You really wanna have this conversation?
452
00:17:38,185 --> 00:17:39,330
You're both assholes.
453
00:17:39,821 --> 00:17:41,954
Shut the fuck up.
454
00:17:43,219 --> 00:17:44,648
The fuck does it matter.
455
00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:47,192
We're never gonna finish
this patch in time, anyway.
456
00:17:47,227 --> 00:17:48,432
[DING]
457
00:17:49,063 --> 00:17:50,998
- Wait, what the fuck...
- [PHONE VIBRATING]
458
00:17:51,499 --> 00:17:52,798
just happened?
459
00:17:55,436 --> 00:17:57,369
Dick, where are you?
460
00:17:57,404 --> 00:17:58,504
I'm at Gavin's.
461
00:17:58,539 --> 00:18:00,005
I just gave his boxes permission
462
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,807
to mimic a shit-ton of
phones on our network.
463
00:18:01,843 --> 00:18:03,308
A second attack.
464
00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:04,409
RICHARD [ON PHONE]: Yes, exactly.
465
00:18:04,445 --> 00:18:07,577
Now Yao can't get to 51%.
Where are we with the patch?
466
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,746
Close, but you do realize
467
00:18:09,783 --> 00:18:11,449
that now that we're below 51%,
468
00:18:11,485 --> 00:18:13,250
we can't deploy it.
469
00:18:13,286 --> 00:18:14,552
For now, we can't win.
470
00:18:14,588 --> 00:18:17,530
But since Gavin is holding
off Yao, we can't lose either.
471
00:18:17,866 --> 00:18:19,169
He just bought us some time.
472
00:18:19,637 --> 00:18:21,000
Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
473
00:18:21,257 --> 00:18:23,124
Well, Gavin, thank you very much.
474
00:18:23,159 --> 00:18:26,211
You just gave me and my
guys a fighting chance.
475
00:18:26,575 --> 00:18:28,029
Is that what just happened here, Richard?
476
00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:29,263
Yes.
477
00:18:30,199 --> 00:18:31,875
- No?
- Seems to me,
478
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:34,479
you are the one that just
gave me a fighting chance.
479
00:18:35,338 --> 00:18:36,368
Ni hao.
480
00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,740
It's Gavin Belson for Mr. Yao.
481
00:18:38,775 --> 00:18:40,641
What the fuck are you doing?
482
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,569
JARED: This is the last road, Dinesh.
483
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,387
He's not here.
484
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,728
Colin! Colin!
485
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,097
Will you shut the fuck up?
486
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,132
How would you like to
die today, motherfucker?
487
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,021
No, it's not a real death threat, sir.
488
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,169
- JARED: I'm sorry. I'm just stressed.
- [GUNFIRE AND SCREAMING]
489
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,770
Shut up for a second. You hear that?
490
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,706
[GUNFIRE AND SCREAMING CONTINUE]
491
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,113
[GUNFIRE AND SCREAMING CONTINUES]
492
00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:18,821
So, you want us to
delete all of our phones?
493
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:20,623
Right now, we're in a standoff.
494
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:23,896
You can't win, but if you back off, I can.
495
00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:25,661
I have more devices than anyone,
496
00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:27,163
I will reach 51%,
497
00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:28,931
and take control of this
little shit's network.
498
00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:30,333
You know, can I chime in here?
499
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:33,693
I actually think that
this is a bad idea, and...
500
00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:37,140
In exchange for deleting
your principal competition,
501
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,008
I'm simply asking for a partnership
502
00:19:39,043 --> 00:19:40,610
between your venture and Hooli.
503
00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:43,049
Well, he's actually leaving
Hooli. They're firing him.
504
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,781
So I don't know where
the connection could...
505
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,349
For fuck's sake.
506
00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:48,006
I'm sure my board would find
507
00:19:48,006 --> 00:19:50,539
an arrangement between YaoNet and Hooli
508
00:19:50,574 --> 00:19:52,508
vastly preferable to fire sale-ing
509
00:19:52,543 --> 00:19:54,130
the company to Jeff Bezos.
510
00:19:54,311 --> 00:19:55,678
My proposal is I help you,
511
00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:58,080
in exchange for a 20%
stake in your venture.
512
00:19:58,116 --> 00:19:59,581
And I have a counterproposal,
513
00:19:59,617 --> 00:20:03,545
that you do not do that.
514
00:20:03,688 --> 00:20:04,810
Gavin...
515
00:20:06,223 --> 00:20:07,657
How do we proceed?
516
00:20:09,027 --> 00:20:10,126
Because...
517
00:20:11,428 --> 00:20:12,497
We like it.
518
00:20:14,365 --> 00:20:17,033
[KLAXON BLARING]
519
00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:19,572
[WOMAN SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] _
520
00:20:19,596 --> 00:20:21,400
_
521
00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:24,533
_
522
00:20:26,176 --> 00:20:28,076
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
523
00:20:28,111 --> 00:20:30,178
♪
524
00:20:35,952 --> 00:20:38,186
[GUNFIRE AND SCREAMING CONTINUES]
525
00:20:42,192 --> 00:20:44,325
[EXPLOSIONS AND SCREAMING]
526
00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:47,996
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
- [SCREAMING STOPS]
527
00:20:48,031 --> 00:20:50,165
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?
528
00:20:50,402 --> 00:20:52,426
- We tried calling you.
- A hundred times.
529
00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:54,527
Yeah, I'm off the grid.
530
00:20:54,562 --> 00:20:55,660
And...
531
00:20:57,097 --> 00:20:58,096
Done.
532
00:20:58,379 --> 00:21:00,044
All right, so the patch is ready?
533
00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:01,231
Indeed.
534
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,472
Now, maybe someday,
535
00:21:03,507 --> 00:21:05,607
Dark Lord willing, we'll
actually get to deploy...
536
00:21:05,643 --> 00:21:06,708
- [GONG RINGS]
- Boo-yah!
537
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,706
We just crushed the patch, Pipers!
538
00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:11,483
Holden, give me that
fucking mallet right now!
539
00:21:11,635 --> 00:21:13,741
- Drop it!
- Wait, what the fuck?
540
00:21:15,756 --> 00:21:17,189
[PHONE VIBRATING]
541
00:21:18,859 --> 00:21:21,059
Care to tell me what
the fuck is going on now?
542
00:21:21,094 --> 00:21:22,328
- Gavin is fucking us.
- [GRINDING]
543
00:21:22,363 --> 00:21:24,095
He just convinced Yao to pull his phones.
544
00:21:24,131 --> 00:21:25,497
What the fuck is that noise?
545
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,833
Gavin's making ice cream.
546
00:21:27,868 --> 00:21:29,167
- Fuck.
- RICHARD: Yeah.
547
00:21:29,203 --> 00:21:31,042
- GILFOYLE: Can you kill his devices?
- No, I can't.
548
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:32,748
He just had his server guy lock me out.
549
00:21:33,011 --> 00:21:34,277
Look, we need Colin.
550
00:21:34,312 --> 00:21:37,079
We need "Galloo," now.
551
00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:40,102
All right, well, it's a pretty
straight road from here, so...
552
00:21:40,389 --> 00:21:42,554
Hold on to your kidneys, motherfuckers!
553
00:21:42,554 --> 00:21:45,321
We are going Ludicrous!
554
00:21:45,357 --> 00:21:46,518
[BEEPING]
555
00:21:47,155 --> 00:21:48,291
What the fuck?
556
00:21:48,326 --> 00:21:50,026
[PHONE RINGING, VIBRATING]
557
00:21:50,062 --> 00:21:51,828
Oh. What?
558
00:21:51,864 --> 00:21:54,330
Valet mode. You put me
in fucking valet mode.
559
00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:56,299
You wrecked your Tesla.
You're not wrecking mine.
560
00:21:56,334 --> 00:21:59,221
Come on, that caps me at 70
miles per hour, limits performance
561
00:21:59,246 --> 00:22:00,292
to 80 kilowatts.
562
00:22:00,317 --> 00:22:03,087
Come on, you have to let
me do Ludicrous Mode, now!
563
00:22:03,142 --> 00:22:04,775
I've been a total gentleman about this.
564
00:22:04,810 --> 00:22:05,868
I have Colin!
565
00:22:06,088 --> 00:22:07,443
I want two more months of payments.
566
00:22:08,164 --> 00:22:09,245
One more month.
567
00:22:10,131 --> 00:22:12,487
Fine. Do not crash.
568
00:22:15,351 --> 00:22:16,654
DINESH: Here we go.
569
00:22:17,014 --> 00:22:18,076
Three...
570
00:22:18,323 --> 00:22:19,322
two...
571
00:22:19,357 --> 00:22:20,456
one...
572
00:22:20,492 --> 00:22:21,524
[CAR REVVING]
573
00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:22,958
[SCREAMING]
574
00:22:22,994 --> 00:22:25,928
[DISTORTED SCREAMING]
575
00:22:28,905 --> 00:22:32,835
We've got all 63 distributed
systems engineers on the job, Gavin.
576
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:35,643
The patch you asked for is nearly finished.
577
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,175
Wonderful. Call me when we hit 51%.
578
00:22:42,113 --> 00:22:44,379
Hey, Richard. I know
what might cheer you up.
579
00:22:44,415 --> 00:22:45,815
How about a little ice cream?
580
00:22:47,751 --> 00:22:49,651
Come on, guys. Where the fuck are you?
581
00:22:49,687 --> 00:22:51,386
[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO]
582
00:22:51,422 --> 00:22:52,621
Well, this is fucked.
583
00:22:52,656 --> 00:22:54,957
I heard on a podcast that patrol men
584
00:22:54,992 --> 00:22:58,127
are actually a lot more tempted
by bribes than you might think.
585
00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:01,763
Officer, hi.
586
00:23:01,961 --> 00:23:04,715
Is there anything I can
do to make this all...
587
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:06,964
go away?
588
00:23:07,849 --> 00:23:10,169
Sir, I would think very carefully
589
00:23:10,205 --> 00:23:12,303
about the next words that
come out of your mouth.
590
00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:16,276
- Oh, shit.
- [ALARM BEEPING]
591
00:23:18,178 --> 00:23:19,978
- Well, look at that.
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
592
00:23:20,014 --> 00:23:21,234
51%.
593
00:23:21,946 --> 00:23:23,170
Yeah, Scott?
594
00:23:23,851 --> 00:23:25,017
Yes, I know.
595
00:23:25,052 --> 00:23:26,219
I just saw.
596
00:23:26,788 --> 00:23:28,850
No, not yet. Hold on a moment.
597
00:23:32,827 --> 00:23:33,859
Gavin.
598
00:23:34,028 --> 00:23:35,193
What is our status?
599
00:23:35,229 --> 00:23:36,995
Friends, I'm about to delete
600
00:23:37,031 --> 00:23:38,780
Mr. Hendricks' life's work.
601
00:23:39,145 --> 00:23:40,676
I thought you'd wanna see it happen.
602
00:23:41,302 --> 00:23:42,968
Richard, was that too mean?
603
00:23:43,719 --> 00:23:45,867
Oh, well. Should we get to it?
604
00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:48,561
- Scott...
- Wait.
605
00:23:50,745 --> 00:23:53,109
Take it. Just take it.
606
00:23:53,513 --> 00:23:54,579
Take what?
607
00:23:54,614 --> 00:23:55,684
Pied Piper.
608
00:23:56,317 --> 00:23:57,816
The whole network. All of it.
609
00:23:57,851 --> 00:23:59,510
Just please don't destroy it.
610
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,421
I'd rather give it away than watch it die.
611
00:24:03,657 --> 00:24:06,191
As much as I hate to admit,
612
00:24:06,226 --> 00:24:08,461
who better to take it than you, Gavin?
613
00:24:09,529 --> 00:24:12,931
I mean, you're really the only one
614
00:24:12,967 --> 00:24:16,134
who realizes what the
decentralized Internet could be.
615
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:18,903
I find this uninteresting. Can we proceed?
616
00:24:18,939 --> 00:24:20,805
You wrote the patent and gave it to me.
617
00:24:20,841 --> 00:24:24,548
Hell, you hired the best 63 distributed
systems engineers in the city.
618
00:24:24,878 --> 00:24:27,649
I mean, you could build this
619
00:24:27,702 --> 00:24:29,113
into what it was meant to be.
620
00:24:29,148 --> 00:24:30,147
Gavin, enough.
621
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,649
Come on, you know that my network
622
00:24:32,685 --> 00:24:34,972
is way better than some knockoff.
623
00:24:35,188 --> 00:24:37,454
And instead of taking a
minority stake in their company,
624
00:24:37,772 --> 00:24:39,705
you could take total control of mine.
625
00:24:40,933 --> 00:24:42,241
Why would you turn that down?
626
00:24:42,405 --> 00:24:44,204
Let's make it official. I will, uh...
627
00:24:46,232 --> 00:24:49,009
I will sign my company
628
00:24:49,057 --> 00:24:50,278
over to you.
629
00:24:50,503 --> 00:24:52,336
It's yours, Gavin. You win.
630
00:24:54,021 --> 00:24:55,095
Okay?
631
00:24:55,441 --> 00:24:58,075
Take it. Just please don't delete it.
632
00:24:58,111 --> 00:24:59,616
All our phones are turned off, now.
633
00:24:59,641 --> 00:25:03,213
Gavin, delete Pied Piper
immediately or we will walk away.
634
00:25:04,082 --> 00:25:05,682
Not if I walk away first.
635
00:25:06,752 --> 00:25:08,446
Sorry, but this gives me all the cards.
636
00:25:08,621 --> 00:25:09,770
I get Hooli back.
637
00:25:09,889 --> 00:25:13,256
Fuck Bezos and fuck you and your 20% offer.
638
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:15,417
And fuck the Signature Box Three.
639
00:25:15,532 --> 00:25:17,127
I get a complete do-over.
640
00:25:17,162 --> 00:25:19,229
Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches.
641
00:25:19,264 --> 00:25:20,330
Fuck him!
642
00:25:20,365 --> 00:25:22,263
I'll host the fucking brunches.
643
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:24,902
All because Mr. Hendricks here
644
00:25:24,937 --> 00:25:26,028
was kind enough to...
645
00:25:26,739 --> 00:25:27,841
Sorry, what does this say?
646
00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:29,932
- Kiss my...
- Piss.
647
00:25:31,844 --> 00:25:33,360
Kiss my piss.
648
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,356
Kiss my piss.
649
00:25:38,813 --> 00:25:40,816
Richard, please stop the
movement. Kiss my piss.
650
00:25:40,852 --> 00:25:42,552
- I find it annoying.
- RICHARD: Kiss my piss.
651
00:25:42,587 --> 00:25:43,986
Yes, we don't like it.
652
00:25:44,022 --> 00:25:45,352
What the fuck are you doing, Richard?
653
00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:48,020
What does it look like?
I'm fucking you over, Gavin.
654
00:25:48,056 --> 00:25:50,051
- You're what?
- I was stalling!
655
00:25:50,931 --> 00:25:52,460
_
656
00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:54,661
"Galloo"? What the fuck is "Galloo"?
657
00:25:54,696 --> 00:25:57,754
COLIN: Kaboom. You just
got 80,000 new users.
658
00:25:58,367 --> 00:25:59,696
Oh! Yes.
659
00:26:00,402 --> 00:26:02,101
[JARED LAUGHING]
660
00:26:02,136 --> 00:26:04,032
Scott. Run the patch.
661
00:26:04,305 --> 00:26:05,344
It's not working.
662
00:26:05,344 --> 00:26:07,237
We've lost control of the network.
663
00:26:08,146 --> 00:26:09,260
Gilfoyle...
664
00:26:10,314 --> 00:26:11,492
when you're ready.
665
00:26:13,084 --> 00:26:14,216
Bombs away.
666
00:26:16,213 --> 00:26:18,514
[RAPID BEEPING]
667
00:26:22,193 --> 00:26:23,492
What the fuck just happened?
668
00:26:23,528 --> 00:26:25,762
[POWERING DOWN]
669
00:26:31,235 --> 00:26:33,036
Colin, you did it. You saved us.
670
00:26:33,071 --> 00:26:34,938
No. That was all Dinesh.
671
00:26:34,973 --> 00:26:36,971
That was quick fucking
thinking with that cop.
672
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:37,915
Yeah.
673
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:40,309
[DISTORTED SCREAMING]
674
00:26:40,344 --> 00:26:43,098
Yeah!
675
00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:45,146
Holden! Get the fuck down!
676
00:26:45,182 --> 00:26:46,270
Monica.
677
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,331
- Cheers.
- For me?
678
00:26:49,356 --> 00:26:50,589
HOLDEN: Yeah!
679
00:26:50,721 --> 00:26:52,385
You saw our coin price, right?
680
00:26:53,115 --> 00:26:54,389
- It's going up.
- [MONICA CHUCKLES]
681
00:26:54,424 --> 00:26:55,829
Well, look at that.
682
00:26:56,026 --> 00:26:57,298
HOLDEN: Come on!
683
00:26:58,351 --> 00:26:59,816
Jared finally broke him.
684
00:27:00,429 --> 00:27:01,999
- HOLDEN: Get it!
- Yeah.
685
00:27:02,198 --> 00:27:03,575
[CLATTERING]
686
00:27:05,192 --> 00:27:06,389
I like you.
687
00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:10,228
Not in a...
688
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,545
HOLDEN: Fuck yeah!
689
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,466
[CLATTERING]
690
00:27:15,089 --> 00:27:16,596
- Yeah.
- You understand what I'm saying.
691
00:27:16,621 --> 00:27:17,613
Sure.
692
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:19,105
Come on, don't be assholes.
693
00:27:19,130 --> 00:27:20,196
We can still do our deal.
694
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:21,553
You still need an American partner
695
00:27:21,578 --> 00:27:22,744
for your network, don't you?
696
00:27:22,769 --> 00:27:25,648
I believe we are now entitled
to explore other options.
697
00:27:25,648 --> 00:27:26,877
Thanks for the help, Gavin.
698
00:27:27,183 --> 00:27:29,221
And, uh, thanks for the ice cream.
699
00:27:32,187 --> 00:27:33,620
[SHATTERS]
700
00:27:34,035 --> 00:27:36,430
We will tell Jeff Bezos you say hello.
701
00:27:37,192 --> 00:27:39,051
- Yes?
- Yes.
702
00:27:40,429 --> 00:27:41,417
Yes.
703
00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:45,598
♪
704
00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:50,337
- [LOUD BANGING]
- GAVIN: Fuck!
705
00:27:53,475 --> 00:27:55,396
And we'd be right up here.
706
00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:58,123
- Ooh! Love the video fireplace.
- Yeah.
707
00:28:01,183 --> 00:28:03,506
Wow. It's magnificent.
708
00:28:03,685 --> 00:28:04,787
It's a little bright.
709
00:28:04,918 --> 00:28:07,695
But I could find a dark
corner to settle into.
710
00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:10,768
It's great.
711
00:28:11,252 --> 00:28:12,623
When do these guys move out?
712
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:13,958
Oh, no, this isn't our space.
713
00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:15,674
We're actually right through here.
714
00:28:21,735 --> 00:28:22,887
Here we go.
715
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,566
What do you guys think?
716
00:28:25,623 --> 00:28:27,111
Uh, I'm sorry.
717
00:28:27,158 --> 00:28:29,358
What part of this would we be renting?
718
00:28:29,394 --> 00:28:30,531
All of it.
719
00:28:30,829 --> 00:28:31,789
What?
720
00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:34,363
JARED: Yeah, we're signing
new developers every day.
721
00:28:34,399 --> 00:28:36,899
That's gonna require hundreds
of new engineers, Richard.
722
00:28:36,934 --> 00:28:38,501
MONICA: And the staff to support them.
723
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,862
Legal, accounting, HR, government affairs.
724
00:28:41,862 --> 00:28:43,295
RICHARD: Whoa. Why would we need that?
725
00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:45,451
MONICA: To deal with things like the NSA.
726
00:28:45,451 --> 00:28:46,455
They called yesterday.
727
00:28:46,490 --> 00:28:48,420
They have a lot of
questions about our tech.
728
00:28:48,524 --> 00:28:50,305
And about inserting a back door.
729
00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:51,816
We can push back.
730
00:28:51,843 --> 00:28:52,856
RICHARD: Against the government?
731
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,822
- DINESH: I don't love that.
- GILFOYLE: I do.
732
00:28:55,146 --> 00:28:56,746
MONICA: Do you guys wanna
see the second floor?
733
00:28:56,771 --> 00:28:57,716
RICHARD: There's another floor?
734
00:28:57,741 --> 00:28:59,015
MONICA: There's three more, actually.
735
00:28:59,015 --> 00:29:00,549
This all used to be part of Hooli.
736
00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:02,323
RICHARD: Okay.
737
00:29:02,348 --> 00:29:05,182
[RICHARD RETCHING AND COUGHING]
738
00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:06,514
RICHARD: Whoa!
739
00:29:07,056 --> 00:29:08,823
JARED: I know. It's exciting, right?
740
00:29:08,858 --> 00:29:11,558
["GETAWAY" BY UNCLE WALT'S BAND PLAYING]
741
00:29:11,593 --> 00:29:14,794
♪ All of the ground is turning green ♪
742
00:29:14,830 --> 00:29:18,164
♪ And Johnny's working on a big machine ♪
743
00:29:18,199 --> 00:29:22,969
♪ Eight months left for
the working man to sing ♪
744
00:29:24,873 --> 00:29:27,907
♪ Down at the store, they
are selling the ground ♪
745
00:29:27,942 --> 00:29:31,411
♪ And the teenagers are
tearing the church house down ♪
746
00:29:31,446 --> 00:29:36,583
♪ Someday I'm going to make my getaway ♪
747
00:29:38,253 --> 00:29:39,919
♪ Someday ♪
748
00:29:39,954 --> 00:29:41,521
♪ Someday ♪
749
00:29:41,556 --> 00:29:44,624
♪ All of the children of the Heavenly King ♪
750
00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:46,760
♪ Are going to run away ♪
751
00:29:46,795 --> 00:29:50,029
♪ Make a getaway ♪
752
00:29:50,064 --> 00:29:51,264
♪ Whoa ♪
753
00:29:51,299 --> 00:29:54,934
♪ Someday, someday ♪
754
00:29:54,969 --> 00:29:58,137
♪ All of the children of the Heavenly King ♪
755
00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:00,373
♪ Are going to run away ♪
756
00:30:00,408 --> 00:30:03,910
♪ Make a getaway ♪
757
00:30:04,941 --> 00:30:07,441
[APPLAUSE]
758
00:30:07,466 --> 00:30:08,966
Thank you!
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