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You know what Crosby, however hard you think it is having a kid.

Just double it.

I'm really glad that you had a valuable learning experience

while leaving our five-year-old son alone in the pool.

Can we just rewind and forget the...

No. You know what actually you just need to go. Okay.

Berkley is a living hell mom.

I am not moving there.

I am moving in with Damien,

we just decided.

Why are you doing this to me?

You're ruining my life.

I can't believe you drove all the way from Fresno.

Oh.

She bounces the ball behind my back during storytime.

That's not good.

She disrupts the class.

Uses the ball to draw attention to herself.

I'm surprise. Huh.

I was too. She's obessed with this ball.

I'm pretty sure she took a box of rubber bands

out of my desk drawer.

When would she have been able to do that?

I don't know? Is she ever left in the room alone?

Not that I know of.

Then you don't have any evidence that she could, do that.

No, I'm not certain. I was gonna let it run it's course

but when it became a danger.

Wait. You mean a danger. Uh, what do you mean?

She hit little Jayden Krantz in the head with that ball.

Oh... Is he okay? On purpose?

He is okay. And I don't think she did it on purpose.

She may have been aiming at me.

So you can see why I had to take

the ball away and call you in.

Sure. We will take care of this. Thank you so much.

I can take this, right?

Sure.

My doctor says,

"you can't have a garlic knot. " I mean...

Really? From Mama Lucia's?

Your--no, not right now, thank you.

Whoo. Is she new? You've met Jenny before.

Oh, is she Gordon's assistant? Hey, where's Gordon?

Look, if the doctor's telling you not to have garlic knots,

don't have the garlic knots.

Okay, I won't.

All right, just take care of yourself, would you?

What do you want to talk about?

There's this investment property

that I want you to see. Uh-huh.

And in this climate, it'd be an incredible opportunity.

Before I do anything with it,

I want to get your opinion.

My opinion? Why?

Because you have

Real Estate/Business acumen, son.

Acumen? Yeah.

We'd have to drive there, stay overnight.

Come on, dad.

I don't have time to go stay overnight somewhere.

Where is this place?

It'd be like father and son time, you know.

We could get a chance to talk, Adam.

We don't have enough of that.

I'll call Kristina.

I'll just make sure it's clear with her, okay?

That's all I wanted to hear.

All right. All right.

You're not gonna be sorry. All right.

You want some garlic knots?

Why don't I take those from you?

No. I'll have as many garlic knots as I want.

Your real estate acumen?

He used the word "acumen"?

Yup. That's worrisome.

Yeah, I was wondering if he wanted me

to go in on a piece of, I don't know,

vacation real estate with him or something.

Then he tried to sell it to me as father and son time.

Yikes.

Hey, speaking of which, I brought something over

I want you to look at.

Yeah, what's that?

That's great. What about it?

That's great? Yeah.

You don't think it's weird to receive an invitation

to your son's birthday party in the mail?

You're lucky you got invited at all.

Hey, whose side are you on?

There are no sides here.

You just got to pay attention to your kid.

Yeah, listen, I've been spending

a lot of time with Jabbar, okay?

He knows me pretty well now, and he's smart,

so if I don't plan this party,

he's gonna sense that.

Great chair.

You like this? Yeah, high quality.

Look, if you want to be there,

just, you know, give Jasmine a call

and tell her you want to be a part of it.

She's just sending a lot of mixed messages.

It's, like, half the time she wants me to be the dad,

and then the other half, she's keeping me on the outside.

I just wish she would pick a path and stick to it.

Well, then you should go.

You should call Jasmine and say you want in.

Except you shouldn't use those words.

I don't get it.

Is there a sexual joke in there?

Amber, I'm coming in.

Mom, can you just give me a minute?

I'm showering. Yes. Can you give me a minute?

I'm just brushing my teeth.

Hey, do you have the toothpaste in there?

No, no, no. Oh, my God!

Hey, Mrs. Bra-- it's just me.

No, you're dead.

Get out! No, not now.

Later.

We're screwed.

♪ may God bless and keep you always ♪

♪ and may your wishes all come true ♪

♪ may you always do for others ♪

♪ and let others do for you ♪

♪ may you build a ladder to the stars ♪

♪ and climb on every rung ♪

♪ and may you stay ♪

♪ forever young ♪

♪ may you grow up to be righteous ♪

♪ may you grow up to be true ♪

♪ may you always know the truth ♪

♪ and see the lights surrounding you ♪

♪ may you always be courageous ♪

♪ stand upright and be strong ♪

♪ and may you stay ♪

♪ forever young u7♪

♪ may you stay ♪

♪ forever young ♪

Parenthood 1x08 Rubber Band Ball Original Air Date on April 20, 2010

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Ah! You have got to be kidding me.

Excuse me, but who the hell is that running out of my house?

Amber! Jeez.

Dad, it's Amber's boy- ex-boyfriend from Fresno.

Don't--don't worry about it. I can't get any privacy.

Why are you being such a tattletale?

Wait-- Damien, the demon seed?

Why is everybody yelling at me?

We got to set some boundaries, Amber.

Calm down, grandpa.

I'm not yelling at ya. Yes, you are.

It's okay. It's my house!

All right, I'll take care of it, dad.

I know you're mad at me.

What do you mean? I'm not mad at you.

You're mad at me because of Mr. Cyr.

Because of dating your teacher.

Please, it has nothing to do with that.

And I know you're still mad, and I'm sorry.

It's fine. I don't care.

I'm sorry I went out with your teacher.

It's fine.

We left Fresno, you know, so you could have a better life.

And I pulled you away from a lot of things,

but he was one of 'em.

And then, to have him here in the shower,

I mean, Amber, come on.

Don't screw everything up for yourself

just because you're mad at me.

This doesn't have anything to do with you.

Not everything I do is about you.

I love him, and he loves me, okay?

Oh, God.

What?

Why do you insist on making every mistake I made?

You know, every time you talk about your life being a mistake,

all I hear is that my whole existence is a mistake

and you... Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

I don't want to talk to you right now.

Honey, I don't want to leave you so upset.

Please leave me alone, okay?

Please? I don't want to talk to you.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm really sorry. It's fine, mom!

Please, just leave me alone. Okay.

I'll come back.

Don't take any rubber bands off, please!

Wait, wait, whoa. Why?

Well, because I've got 'em all counted up.

18 blue,

53 reds,

118 brown. There's too many brown.

And I don't want the brown rubber bands to take over.

I want my ball. I want my ball! Okay.

All right, you know what?

Let's go upstairs.

We're gonna finish getting ready,

and we will talk more about this in the morning.

I want my ball. No. No.

Hey, hey. I want my ball!

Sweetheart, the ball is staying right here, okay?

Please, I want my ball. No.

We will not touch it. I promise you.

We're not gonna change it. Okay?

I promise.

Now get upstairs.

♪ she was always asking ♪

♪ where's the nearest bar ♪

♪ well, pedal on the gas, kid ♪

♪ getting, playing hard, hard ♪

♪ I was in the kitchen ♪

♪ cooking up a shark ♪

♪ while Sally's out preparing ♪

♪ witty remarks, witty remarks ♪

♪ witty remarks ♪ turn it down!

You know who I am?

I'm sorry. Your Amber's grandfather,

the Vietnam vet.

Well, Damien, gee, I'm just sure you're a nice guy,

and everything, but you left your sock in my house,

but you took my granddaughter's innocence.

Here's your sock.

I'm gonna give you a 20,

and I want you to fill up your tank,

and I want you to clear out of here.

And I'm asking you nicely.

What about Amber?

Damien, if this van is within a five-mile radius

of my house, I'll know it.

'cause I can smell it.

And then you and I are gonna have a visit,

and I'm gonna spend some quiet time with you.

Do I make myself clear?

Sir, I just want to let you know

that I consider myself a student of philosophy.

Live and let live. I mean no harm to anyone.

I am an irrational hardass with rage issues.

Don't piss me off.

Come in, come in. Thanks.

What's happening?

Oh, um... Good to see you.

Just--yeah.

I was gonna make some tea. Do you want some?

Sure. Chamomile or orange pekoe

or green? Whatever. Perfect.

Whatever? Okay. Hi, Max.

Max, buddy, Aunt Julia just said hi to you.

Oh, did you know that pill bugs and sow bugs

are often mistakenly thought of as insects,

but they're actually classified in the group called isopods...

He got a new book on roly-polies today.

Hey, buddy, honey, Aunt Julia's probably not in the--

Honey. So Adam is not here.

He's at the office. Um...

That's fine. I actually wanted to talk to you.

What's going on?

This is gonna sound stupid.

Okay. It has to do with this ball.

Sydney's obsessed with it,

and basically I just wanted to ask you

if you could tell me about, you know, some of the first signs

that you saw with Max.

Um, why don't you have a seat?

Okay. And I will be right back.

I'm just gonna try to rally him to get upstairs.

What were you guys talking about?

Nothing, babe. Have a seat.

Thanks. Can you do mommy a favor?

I need to talk to Aunt Julia about something.

Honey, please, I just want to talk

to Aunt Julia for a little bit, okay?

Thank you. Come up soon so I can get

my stickers. I will. I promise.

Thank you. Okay.

Um, I am 100% sure that you have nothing to worry about at all.

How can you be sure about that?

Well, I'm not sure,

but I don't really understand. I mean...

Okay, she counted the number of rubber bands.

She knows how many of each color there are.

And she's so utterly fixated on it

that she can't make eye contact anymore if you talk to her.

Okay. You know what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna give you Dr. Pelikan's number.

He's our doctor that we use for Max.

He's amazing.

And he'll be able to tell you if anything's going on,

which I really don't think that there is anything wrong.

I really don't. Okay.

I just wouldn't worry about it.

Yeah, I'm--I'm, you know... Oh, Julia.

I'll be fine. It's okay.

Oh, so stupid. I'm sorry.

It's not stupid at all. It's not.

I'm a horrible person, honey. Why?

Because when Julia told me there might be something wrong

with Sydney, part of me felt glad and happy and, like--

A big part? Like I couldn't stop myself.

It was weird. It was like this feeling just came over me--

Well, I think that's human,

and I don't think that's horrible.

What would be so wrong with having somebody else

in the family like Max? Well, it doesn't feel fair.

Exactly. And he would be less isolated.

We'd be less isolated.

You're horrible too.

You are-- you're horrible too.

You were thinking it. I'm not horrible.

You're the horriblest.

And those jeans are just terrible.

Why do you think my dad thinks I have real estate acumen?

I think he's up to something. Take these instead.

You should have seen your sister's face, though.

She was totally freaked out.

Look at Sydney compared to Max.

There's no way that these kids have the same thing.

Maybe she has A.D.D.

Yeah, or O.T.B.

Off-track betting? O.C.D.

Yeah, there you go.

Whatever it's called. I don't know.

I did do one good thing.

What's that?

I didn't tell her

about Max's rubber band ball.

Well, see, you're not horrible.

I know. You're a sweetie.

I am sweet.

Kaboom. Pow.

Let's try that again.

Kaboom!

All right. Okay, I feel better.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Now you could make me feel better.

I'll get you the lotion.

All right. Right back. Lotion rub.

Ooh, Batman. What do you think?

We did Batman two years ago.

Does he like G.I. Joe?

His friend had a G.I. Joe party last month.

Well, I know he likes Spongebob.

He loves Spongebob. We did that last year.

Maybe I should have asked for the list of things

that you've already done.

You wanted to come here. It was your idea.

Well, he's my kid.

I want to plan his party. I want to be a part of this.

How about this? Baseball. Think it'd be cute?

Yeah, okay. Yeah?

Yeah, Bravermans love baseball.

Great. Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

Paper plates and utensils. About a dozen.

Okay, wait, a dozen?

That's not even gonna cover my family.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying my family's not invited?

You've seen my apartment. It's tiny.

Yeah, well, they're his family too.

Okay, so how about you invite four from your family?

I'll just--like survivor. I'll just pick four.

All right, how many people from your family are going?

I don't know. Whoa, whoa.

What do you mean, you don't know?

I don't know. Like, 10, maybe 15.

Oh, just 10 or 15.

Fine. Just, will you promise me

that we're gonna have an A's theme party

and not a Giants?

A's? Yeah.

Step aside.

Oh, you-- you don't--oh.

This is gonna get ugly.

Sydney is a great kid.

She is playful and cooperative. Thank you.

What's wrong with her? Is something wrong with her?

Julia, just... I wouldn't say wrong.

She doesn't test in the normal range.

Sydney is gifted.

I'm sorry. What? She's--

She tests

way above average intelligence for her age.

Her issues in school are probably coming from boredom.

So you have to make sure that she's in an environment

where she is being challenged.

Something that you'll have to monitor over time,

and something that, as parents,

you have to be aware of, pay close attention to.

I think we can do that. Good.

We're driving in the slowest lane.

What are we doing, about 30?

Hey, I'm driving. Not very well.

You're driving in the slowest lane.

Do you remember the trip to the Grand Canyon?

Yeah. It was a good time.

Yeah. Remember, you vomited all over your mother's head?

You know what, dad, that wasn't me.

That was Crosby.

All right. Well, go ahead and deny it.

Blah!

You know, I had a little confrontation

with the kid, and maybe I was a little hard on him.

I'm not sure. Scared the hell out of him.

All right. Do you think they caught

the Zodiac killer?

Move over. We got a lane open.

You know what-- dad, dad, dad.

How's the sex life?

My sex life is fine. Why?

That's not what I'm hearing.

You learned to have sex in Vietnam?

Yeah, basically. Well, I was a kid, you know?

I mean, gosh, those girls could teach you so much, you know.

Just--I was ready to learn.

She's not having orgasms?

So you were okay? It was all Kristina's fault?

'Cause the Bravermans, you know, the Braverman men,

You know what I'm saying. Look.

We're strong in the sexual department, son.

Is this embarrassing to you?

Yeah. Yeah, it is a little bit.

I'm gonna tickle you. Get off.

Is this why you wanted to come out here and take this drive?

Because you wanted to talk about this?

No, there's something I want to show you...

Do you want to tell me what it is you're gonna show me?

No, I don't. I want to keep it as a surprise.

It's gonna be very exciting.

Now I got to pee.

How about a rest stop? What are you, five years old?

How do you unscrew this thing?

Don't pee in the cup. I'll pull over up here.

Hello?

Who's there?

Hey, miss Braverman.

What are you doing here? Are you kidding me?

If my father sees you...

He hinted that I should wash up,

but then I saw these plants that needed attention.

Damien, listen, you seem like a, you know, an okay guy,

but Amber's from a broken home.

Do you know what that means?

She doesn't know a serious relationship

from a sandwich yet, and the point is

I want her to focus on herself,

on her future, school, maybe even college.

Yeah. There's an old expression.

If you love someone, set them free.

If they come back, they're yours.

If they don't, they never were.

You know what I mean?

It's not that easy.

You're right.

It isn't that easy.

But it would really help her out.

Just for now, you know.

Oh. Oh, boy.

I got this. You got this.

Okay. Okay.

I got this. Okay. I believe in you.

Hi.

Kristina. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

I only have a minute. Can I come in?

Oh, please. Okay, great.

How you doing today?

I'm good. Yeah?

Yeah, thank you. We're good.

We're good. I just wanted to stop by

and drop off a couple of books for you.

Oh. They were a real comfort

to Adam and me.

And I also wanted to tell you the other day

when you stopped by,

I don't think that I fully expressed to you

how I feel about you and Sydney and your family.

And I just-- I want you to know

that you're with us in our hearts.

Thank you so much.

We love you too, and, no, I knew that.

If you need any-- yeah, Kristina...

Yeah? Um...

You know...

We-- as soon as we hear anything...

You'll call me. I will call you.

Exactly. Thank you.

We don't know yet, so... Yeah.

We'll see. Okay.

I gotta run. Okay, great.

You have a good day.

Okay, thanks. You too.

Okay. Bye.

I'll call you later. Okay.

Wha-- you were so strong.

I thought she took that rather well.

She just went out with Damien

and didn't even bother to lie about it.

That's good, right?

No, it's not good.

In this context, it shows

a complete lack of respect.

Sweetie, you can't live their life for them.

You know?

Really. The best you can do is help them avoid making

some of the mistakes you made. That's about it.

I failed at that already.

You haven't.

Why didn't I just let dad kill him?

I'm out here quoting Jonathan Livingston Seagull

like an idiot.

You were obsessed with that book.

and Amber liked it too, didn't she?

Why does she hate me, mom?

Daughters hate their mothers.

I think it's a law of nature.

But you know what? Then they come back.

Sarah...

you're my best one.

Maybe not my best one, but you're the one that I...

most identify with.

Not perfect Adam?

No.

You're the brave one.

You take risks.

You always took a chance.

You declared your independence pretty early on,

and you went for it.

You have to honor that person.

that you are.

'Cause I do.

I mean, maybe I never said it

in, you know, those exact words before,

but...

Sweetie, it's gonna be okay.

Oh, sweetie.

I promise.

Think about this. If you buy it,

How long are you gonna have to hang on to it

before it pays off?

Well, that's the great thing, son, is I already own it.

Well, then what do you need me for?

Well, look, before I do anything else with it,

I was thinking what a great opportunity this would be

for you, you know, for your company, right?

A new manufactory and a factory,

you know, that sort of thing.

And I was thinking that your company

could buy it from me for a price...

Adam, when it comes back, this place is gonna be untouchable.

It's gonna be a great investment opportunity.

Who the hell, you know, wants to build a factory

in Thailand or Mexico?

I mean, come on.

You got the savings right here.

Plus, you can hire American workers.

Now you're into that, right? Yeah, definitely.

Well, who owns the rest of the complex?

Office Park. Sorry.

Other entities.

I mean, some of it's in foreclosure.

That's why the construction is stalled,

but I mean, come on, it's still got--

Still got plenty of advantages.

Hey, you still got that- the camera thing on your phone?

Yeah. Well, okay, come on.

Why don't you take some pictures,

and right over here,

you can take 'em back to the office

and discuss it amongst yourselves

and all of that, right?

I mean, Adam, son, you're looking at some raw space.

Definitely raw space. All right?

You get it? Yup.

Oh, whoa, that goes right on this wall here.

I thought you said put it here.

So? I want that here.

So you just want to have two things hanging here

and then nothing over there? Yup.

That's how your family does it?

How my fam-- wait, what are you,

The party expert now?

How many parties have you thrown?

Yeah, whose fault is that?

We are not gonna go there right now.

No, we're doing this right now.

No, we're not gonna do this right now.

Listen to me.

You robbed me of five years of my son's life.

What gave you the right to do that?

I'm decorating, and I'm seeing pictures of him

all over the place, and that's all I'm ever gonna see of him

at this age. That's right.

Well, you should have called me back

because I called you three times, four times,

and you never called me back.

What was I supposed to do?

You know, leave me a- leave a message

on your answering machine?

"Hey, Crosby, it's Jasmine.

I'm pregnant. Call me back."

Yeah, anything would have been better than what you did.

You know what, after the third call,

I realized I didn't want you to call back.

I had this big, serious thing to do--

have a baby and raise that baby,

and what I didn't need

was some flaky guy in the picture.

Hey, it's my son.

You don't get to just make those decisions.

What do you mean I don't get--

that's my son too. I gave birth to him, okay?

All of a sudden, now you want to play daddy?

What kind of father takes his son on a play date

and leaves them with a stranger in a pool?

It's not a stranger. It was a lifeguard.

Yeah.

This is his party. I'm his dad.

My family is his family.

I want his cousins and his Aunts and his uncles here.

They have a right to be here.

Hey. I'm talking to you.

Okay. Um...

You--you need to know that, um, my family

isn't exactly inclined towards you.

What does that mean?

Well, my father abandoned us, and they think you're--

you did just, like, the same thing.

Yeah, I didn't know that I had a kid.

How is that similar?

They don't know that.

Wait, they think that I knew about Jabbar

and that I just blew him off?

It didn't seem to matter.

I didn't think you'd ever be back in his life again.

Oh-ho-ho!

I'm sorry.

Just invite everyone. Have 'em all come.

We'll manage.

I have to admit I like when you screw up, kinda.

It makes me feel like we're a little bit more...

Okay.

No, no, hey, hold up.

What are you doing? This is on me.

Dad, I can pay for my own room.

Two rooms? Come on. That's crazy.

Uh, two double beds?

You have lovely eyes, by the way.

Thank you. What's your name?

Manisha.

Manisha. Can you say that?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Ice Road Truckers. Come on.

Hey, dad, can we just pause with the tv for a second?

I just want you to tell me what's going on.

What do you mean?

With this property.

You know, that place, it's not a great investment.

I wish I thought it was.

And you're a great salesman, but I don't think

you believe it is either.

Long-term it is.

All right, well, then, hold on to it.

I can't, Sonny.

Why not?

You're my firstborn son.

I never wanted to go to you for anything.

I give to you.

Especially now, I mean, with Max.

How bad is it? It's bad.

I saw this opportunity.

I mean, how the hell was I supposed to know

there was gonna be a bubble?

I had to take a second out on the house

so I could grab it, and then all hell broke loose.

Pops.

Well, I mean, the country's in the toilet.

It's not just me. Yeah, I know. I know.

Look, you have great instincts.

It's just--like you said, it's just timing like you said.

You know? Yeah.

Bad timing.

Okay, now, lookit.

Now listen here.

Do you think there's any chance at all

with your company?

Dad, I said I will talk to them.

I will talk to them.

And you show 'em the pictures,

and you tell 'em that it's... Raw space.

I got it. Raw space.

That's all I can do.

What does this mean?

Does this mean you might lose the house?

I mean, do you need to talk to my accountant?

I have an accountant, Adam.

I'm just trying to help.

Yeah, I know. It's serious.

I mean, would we be here

if it wasn't serious? Come on.

Serious.

Does anybody else know about this?

Have you told mom?

Oh, I can't tell her this.

You have to tell- you can't keep this from her.

Look, I will talk to Gordon.

Okay? Yeah.

But you have to tell mom.

Okay.

Want to see my room? Sandwich?

Would you like a sandwich? No?

Sandwich? No?

Watching your figure?

Hey, Crosby. I'd like you to meet some people.

This is my brother Sekou.

Oh, great.

♪ I tried to run ♪

♪ but couldn't get ♪

And this is my-- my mother Renee.

Hi. Yes.

Mom, this is Crosby.

So nice to meet you.

Well, so nice to meet you, Crosby.

Sheila, could you help me? Yeah, um...

Hi. Hello.

Who are all these white people?

The Cirque du Soleil?

We did see one of those, but--

It's a houseboat.

There's actually a bedroom and a living room

and a kitchen. It's pretty comfortable.

Well, that's an interesting choice.

Sekou.

That's a beautiful name. Thank you.

You named him after Sekou Tarunga,

the African independence leader, I assume.

Now how did you know that?

Berkeley in the '60s, babe.

Oh, I hear that.

You know what, I'm sorry, this is weird.

I know you're trying and all that stuff,

but where have you been, dude?

Um, I wish I had been here.

Yeah, that's your loss.

Yeah. No one knows that more than me.

You know, I'm just glad I get to be in his life now

And hopefully be a role model.

He has a role model, Crosby.

I've been here since the day he was born.

Sekou. No, I'm just telling him

how it was.

I drove him back from the hospital.

I stood at his christening. Huh?

Look, I moved apartments just to be closer to him.

I'm gonna go get the cake.

Sekou, would you help me?

No, I'm telling him how it was, mom.

I would like to say something if I may.

Dad. Are there any more

of those little corn muffins?

You seem to have a wonderful family.

I've met you, and I like you all,

but why are you treating my son

like he's a pariah?

The only reason I can think of

is because he's white. Dad!

Grandpa, no one--

We think he has tourette's.

He didn't mean that the way that it sounds.

Stating the obvious.

You know, maybe it's because he's irresponsible.

Renee, that is not my understanding.

Well, there's a five-year-old little boy here

that he hasn't seen for five years.

Um, Zeek, I think I understand

what you're trying to say.

Everyone here is upset with Crosby

because they feel that he abandoned Jabbar and me.

But he didn't.

What?

I never told him

about his son.

You what? Wow.

Uh, it was just, um, easier

for me to lie to all of you

and let you believe that he was just like dad.

Easier for who, you or Jabbar?

Look, um, you know, I was the one

that chose to have this baby

and not let his father know.

It was me. It was me.

And I'm sorry.

But if you're gonna be mad at anyone,

just be mad at me.

Don't be mad at him.

Is it time for cake?

Oh, buddy, is it ever.

Yeah, let's eat cake now.

Maybe grandpa Zeek can help us cut the cake.

I'm on top of it, Renee, I must say.

Excuse me.

Take it easy, though, dad. Okay?

All right!

Is this too much mayonnaise still?

No. Never too much.

Excuse me, by the way, why wasn't Amber there today?

Um, she... she was studying.

Oh, well, I think she should have been there.

Sorry. Yeah.

Did you talk to mom yet?

Hey, Sonny, I told you

I would talk to her. Okay.

Kristina. Hey.

Um, I'm returning this. I read it three times.

You did? I did.

I did. Was it helpful?

Yeah. It's helpful, right?

I had no idea what you guys were facing.

Well. I wanted you to know also,

just, Joel and I both, we were so moved

by the way that you reached out,

and thank you for that, so... Oh, my gosh.

Are you kidding me? You would do the same.

It's fine. Yeah. Thank you.

How is Sydney? Is she good?

She's good, yeah.

We--we got the test results, and he said that

her trouble's stemming from boredom in school,

and she tested gifted.

Oh.

Gifted.

That's great.

That's--what am I- that's really great.

That's amazing. Yeah.

I was embarrassed to tell you that.

Julia, no. I'm sorry.

That is amazing. Thanks.

That's wonderful. I'm happy for you and her.

That's great. Hey, I'm going out.

So I'll see you later, okay?

Good night.

Bye, honey.

Hey.

Hey.

We missed ya at the party.

How was it? It was fun.

It was good.

I saved you a piece of cake.

That's nice. Thanks.

I'll have it when I get back.

Oh, no, take it with you. It's a paper plate.

That's okay. I'll have it when I get back.

Why won't you take the cake?

I don't want to take the cake.

I'm done trying to control you.

I--it doesn't work.

You know, I'm fine.

Are you?

Sometimes I'm not sure.

I just don't want us to be like this.

I love you so much.

I think I'll just...

try to get along with you

and...

trust you.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm meeting Damien. He's picking me up.

Okay.

See you later. See you later.

You look like a little baby.

It's all over your face.

So, like, the other day, I got a "C"

on this test that I was, like, sure that I had aced.

A "C"? It was so weird.

Well, I guess a "C"'s better than a "D,"

and you've had plenty of those, right?

Yeah, I guess.

You know, you could ace whatever you want,

but that stuff doesn't really mean anything.

I mean, after the electrical grid fails,

I mean, who's gonna survive?

Someone who gets an "A" on a test

or someone who's been in the school of life?

It's all coming down, the whole world as we know it.

Really? That's what you think?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know when.

But I do know that what you get on a report card

is gonna seem pretty insignificant

when you're living off the land

and fending off "marooders."

What did you say?

Marooders.

But you know it's marauders.

Marooders.

Mm. Marauders.

No one says that. Mm, marauders.

Okay? Marauders.

Eat this.

Tchh.

You didn't tell me about your trip.

How'd it go?

Well, it was great.

Was our number one son helpful?

Now, I will tell you something, that kid Adam

has got a great head for business.

Oh, you can settle an argument we were having.

Now we were talking about trips going to the Grand Canyon...

was it Adam or Crosby

that vomited on your head?

It was Sarah.

Boy, you really don't remember, do you?

Well, I mean, there was so much going on.

You know, there's been quite a background of information.

I can't keep track of all of it.

Well, maybe that was because the vomit wasn't dripping

down your face.

You were too busy laughing.

Oh, you got to admit it was funny.

This is the way it went.

Julia got sick

and threw up in my hair.

She was screaming her little heart out.

And I was trying to comfort her

while wiping puke out of my eyes.

You were too busy laughing to even think about helping.

You did me the big favor of pulling into a gas station.

While you were filling up the tank, I was in that...

blech, disgusting bathroom trying to wash the vomit

out of my hair under the faucet in the sink.

Millie, I never knew it upset you that much.

Would you accept a belated apology?

I'm sorry.

Ha. Sure.

So what else about the trip? Anything?

Adam, he snores like a chainsaw,

but he's not going to admit it.

What else can I tell you?

Is he asleep? Yeah. The eagle has landed.

Thank God. I'm exhausted.

Well... I found Sydney's ball

beneath his pillow.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God, she gave it to him?

No. He stole it from her.

He stole it from her? Uh-huh.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Okay, honey, we have to call Julia and Joel.

Call them. Where's the phone?

Call them and what? Give it back?

Yes. Oh, screw that.

What? Look, if she's

such a little genius, she can make, you know,

a thousand of 'em using cold fusion.

Cold fusion? Yeah.

Honey, you have to tell him that this is not okay.

He can't just take things without asking.

Well, I did tell him. Okay. Good. What did he say?

He said he asked her.

And? And she said no.

So he just stole it? Mm-hmm.

What's so funny?

You are, buddy. Is that my rubber band ball?

Huh? I couldn't find

the rubber band ball when you guys woke me up

with the laughing.

Why don't you come in here?

Well, I asked her for it. You did?

You said I just had to ask.

No, I didn't.

You just said you can only have it if you ask her.

But she has to say yes. You never said that.

What you reading about?

Water scavenger beetle.

Emerald click beetle.

What's your favorite beetle?

Hercules beetle. Hercules beetle.

You know how much we love you, buddy?

Hmm? As much as I love beetles.

What are you smiling about?

Your family is intense.

You think?

That's saying a lot, coming from me.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks for sticking up for me.

I know that wasn't easy.

Yeah, well, I should have told 'em the truth

A long time ago, you know.

♪ feeling on the verge ♪

I think Jabbar had a good birthday party.

Yeah. Did you notice

that he had three pieces of cake?

Did you notice that he went into a weird little sugar coma

at one point on the third slice

with, like, drool coming down

mixed with the blue dye? Yes, I noticed that.

He's very cute, our son.

I think I'm falling in love.

With Jabbar. Oh.

It's okay. Good.

Oh, thank goodness. Yeah.

You look like you saw a ghost.

Good. I was worried for a second.

Um, why don't you...

Why don't you come join me in the living room?

♪ I can hardly leave my room ♪

Okay.

I told Damien to go back.

It had absolutely nothing to do with you.

I hope you're happy.

♪ and I'll listen for a tune ♪

♪ ♪

♪ when the mind is on the moon ♪

♪ ♪

♪ and if I stumble ♪

♪ and if I stall ♪

♪ and if I slip now ♪

♪ and if I should fall ♪

♪ and if I can't be ♪

♪ all that I could be ♪

♪ will you ♪

♪ will you wait ♪

♪ for me ♪

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