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Haley: Hello?

Sorry.

Can you let me in?

- Hi. - Jemma: Hey.

You ready for tonight?

Yeah. Yeah, it should be fun.

Um. Have you ever done anything like this before?

No. No?

Yeah, it's... I've done it a few times,

and it is really cool. Like...

Does anything ever happen?

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, every time I've done it, it's been...

Like, something has gone on.

Sounds spooky.

Haley: It'll just be a little different.

Jemma: Um...

- Oh, she's back. - Yay.

Jemma: Are we just waiting for the other guys?

Haley: Yeah. Caroline just messaged me

and said she was running a little bit late.

Okay. There we go.

- Ooh. - I think you needed to, uh...

Turn off the phone audio.

Ooh.

You got to turn off the phone audio, I think.

Maybe mute... mute yourself on one, or...

Aah...

- Uh... - Okay.

Yeah.

That's good.

There she is.

Sorry, do you mind if I just send a really quick e-mail?

Haley: Oh. Yeah, no, no.

Go for it.

Yeah.

Hi, guys.

Jemma: Hello. Haley: Hi.

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

I'm nervous.

What's there to be nervous about?

It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fun.

Hey, guys. Haley: Radina!

Emma: Hi! How are you?

- Radina. - Jemma: Oh, my god.

Your hair's so lovely and curly like that.

- Radina: Thank you. - Haley: Hello, girl.

Hello.

Oh, is it something?

- Oh. - She's coughing.

Radina: I'm fine, guys.

People are not allowed to cough anymore.

This is ridiculous.

Instead of the other way around.

That's true.

Haley: Tuck it in.

Emma: Oh, Caroline! What?

Caroline!

Caroline, there's something on your face.

My pores are not doing well in lockdown, so...

Caroline: Oh. Hello.

- Hi, pat! - Hi, pat.

Did you ask if he's staying indoors?

No, he's not staying indoors, are you?

No, no, no, no, no. I like the sunshine.

Jemma: Oh, pat, you've got to be careful.

I absolutely love it.

Oh, my god. Put it away.

- Jemma: You're such a flirt! - Radina: Oh, my god!

Bye, dad.

I love your dad.

Jemma: You should invite him tonight.

I don't think his heart could handle it.

He's so cute. He's been so naughty, though.

Just keeps going out, and then I have to...

I have to, like, chase him down the street,

and I'm like, "dad, stop it!"

Just excuse me for one second.

Is she okay?

Emma: Yeah, she's alright.

Haley: Eh, it doesn't look alright.

It's a weird situation, isn't it?

Caroline: Well, they should have never

moved in together for lockdown.

Haley: Yeah, you don't know a person in that short of time.

Well, what do you know?

- Radina. - Hey.

Hey.

- You okay? - Radina: Yeah.

Oh, my god, yeah. Totally fine.

It's like, when we have an argument,

he just goes to the bedroom.

Now I have all this space.

Emma: Hey, guys. Look at this.

This is gonna be us later.

Radina: Emma. Not funny.

Oh, I don't like that.

Emma: It's gonna appear behind you, Caroline.

Caroline: Oh, shut up.

Emma. Wait.

Wait, look what I did. Hang on.

It takes a while.

This is what lockdown's led me to.

Look, look. It's me.

- Emma: Oh, my god! - Got a twin.

- Oh, no. - Haley: There's two of you.

Yeah, no. I got lonely, so I made a friend.

Emma: Oh, my god, guys, I heard from Teddy.

He's actually gonna be there tonight.

- Oh, he is? - Hang on. Are you serious?

Thought I'd give you the heads up, Caroline.

Yeah, thanks for that. A bit late.

Got this shit on my face.

Emma: Have you seen his Instagram posts?

The one with jinny or the other one with jinny?

Or the first one with jinny?

Her parents' house is, like, a mansion.

Caroline: He's so different now. Like...

Well, it's her. She's so fucking painful, guys.

You'd never put them together, 'cause Teddy is the opposite.

Jemma: Well, you can have, like, three conversations

with her in rotation and that's about it.

And I've definitely seen her, like, fake tan hand marks.

- Like... - Hi, Teddy!

Hi, Ted, Teddy! Yy

- hey. - Hey, buddy.

- Hey. - Hi, jinny.

- How you doing, guys? - Hey, jinny.

You made it. How's it going?

Oh. Gin and tonic there.

You're fancy now.

Quarantine has really done you good.

Teddy: Oh, it's delish. Hang on.

I'll come inside. The signal's...

Jemma: Yes.

Just living the life by the pool.

- Oh, no. - Oh, come on.

- Bye, jinny! - Bye!

Jemma: Oh, my god.

You coming on your own, Ted?

Teddy: Uh, yes. Big boy stuff.

I'm allowed all by myself with you lot.

- Emma: Aw. - You got a little man-bun going.

Caroline: When did you get a man-bun?

I think it's a twat knot from corona.

Shall I give you a little tour around?

- Yes, please. - Hang on.

Check this guy out.

Oh.

- Caroline: Very creepy. - So creepy.

Yeah, what the fuck?

Teddy: You literally have no fucking idea

how close this thing is. Yeah, let's check out the...

Is that a bar behind you?

Yes. Yeah, it is.

The fucking hardest thing is not getting cunted

in front of her dad. There's so much booze here,

and yes, it's not exactly like I can bring out

red Ted from the naughty Nottingham days.

Oh, red Ted.

Teddy: But it's weird being with her and her parents.

They've got these weird rules, like...

Like, no pornhub in the dining room, and, uh...

- Emma: How are you surviving? - Barely.

Barely. I'm a man on the edge.

I'm a man on the edge.

Emma: Ted, how are you feeling about tonight?

- Do you have your item? Teddy: I do.

Yeah, yeah, I've got it.

Bro, this is how seriously I'm taking this fucking thing.

I went home to... I broke quarantine

to go and get this, so...

You? I'm telling.

I'll make this as atmospheric as I can.

- Haley: Ooh. - Caroline: Wow. Oh, my god.

Teddy: Fuckin' creepy. You hear it?

- Yeah. - Yes.

So, basically, it was... It's my nan's, but I fucking...

I literally fucking hate this, 'cause my brother...

He used to be a right little shit.

He'd go and hide it around the house,

and it used to scare the shit out of me.

I genuinely used to cry.

To be honest, when I hear that music, it's um...

Ooh! It's fuckin®' horrible.

It's horrible. So, this... this is his.

God bless him. If it's playing, watch out.

That is so creepy. Sorry. That is...

Teddy: Are you lot looking forward to it?

I'm a bit nervous.

Caroline: I'm absolutely shitting here.

Why?

I really don't want to do it.

Haley: It'll be fine.

The woman is a friend of mine,

so she's done it a bunch of times for me.

She'll kind of guide everybody through it.

You kind of just have to follow her instructions.

Just, please, she is a friend of mine.

Not that I don't think you would,

but please take it seriously, though,

and be respectful.

Teddy: Speaking of seriously,

and not to undermine everything you've just said,

but can we do a, uh... Cheeky little shot

every time she says "astroplane"?

Yes! It's my game!

Astral plane.

Astral plane. Not "astro."

- "Astral”. - Vodka bottle right here.

Haley: Just don't let her see.

I don't know if she'll be o... Like, cool with that.

Oh, while you guys are killing your livers,

- I'm gonna drink water. - That's just...

If we're gonna do the shots, do it slightly...

I mean, I can't really do that with a beer.

Alright, let's, uh... Let's do a shot, guys.

To us. It's fuckin' nice to see you.

Haley: Should I take a picture?

Brought this guy back out.

- Aww, - Teddy: What should we toast to?

A, uh...

A happy... happy seance?

- Yeah. - Happy spookies.

Happy spookies.

Okay, everyone, get in.

Three, two, one.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers, guys.

- Whoa. - Haley: Oh, she just texted me.

What's it called when you, like, send something...

- Something? - Telepathy.

Did she text you with telepathy?

Tele... telethapy?

- So, she actually texted me. - Jemma: Oh.

- With the phone. - Teddy: What's she saying?

Haley: She's in the waiting room.

Ooh.

Scared!

Why are you making me do this?

Can't we just do, like, I don't know.

A board game or something?

Radina: Nothing's gonna happen.

Emma: Exactly!

- [ Music box pla ys - Oh, Teddy!:

Emma: Teddy, keep that shut, please.

Alright, I'm gonna let her in. Everybody ready?

Yes. No.

Let's do this.

; Ha! M joking.

Haley: Please. Remember, be respectful, everybody.

I'm gonna let her into the room.

Hi, seylan.

Hi. Can you hear me?

- Yeah. - Hi.

Hi, Haley. How are you doing?

- Hi, everybody. - Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

Thanks so much for inviting me along.

I've got to confess...

I've never done this before over zoom.

So, it's gonna be new for all of us, which should be fun.

Um... now, did Haley mention to you about trigger objects?

That's something you might have, um...

That you might want to speak to this evening.

- You've all got something? - Haley: Yeah.

- Good. - Yep.

Can I ask... sorry. Can I ask a question?

If my pa... my grandparents are Chinese and I am english

and I don't speak Chinese, does that mean

that I will not be able to communicate with them?

Seylan: No. Not at all.

There's no language on the astral plane,

so if they want to communicate with you,

then they will let you understand.

- Okay. - This might sound really silly,

but can I potentially contact a dead pet?

Seylan: Yeah. Absolutely.

Like I said, on the astral plane, there's no language.

If you bear in mind that the laws are different

from what they are here,

so you might be able to talk to a pet.

- Yeah, absolutely. - Can we light these now?

Seylan: Yes. Go ahead and light your candles.

Yep. The candle is going to be our guiding focus

and it's going to encourage the spirit.

It will give them almost a beacon to come towards.

So, what I want you to look out for

are the kind of response that you might get from spirit,

and it might be a name or a face,

an image that comes into your mind,

but it can also be physical things,

like you might hear a knock

or you might see your candle light flicker.

You could feel a touch, feel pressure on your body somewhere.

That's the kind of thing that I want you to look out for.

Very quickly, before we start, what was the name of that plane?

Seylan: The astral plane.

Oh, right, right.

So, because we're doing this over zoom,

what it does mean is that we're slightly less

protected than we might have been,

so it's very important that you respect the spirits

and you respect each other.

Is anybody feeling worried?

Does anybody...

Anybody feeling a bit vulnerable?

Yeah, Emma and Caroline. Okay.

So, let me just quickly talk you through a process

that you can do any time,

and normally, we would be in a circle, holding hands,

with one candle in the center.

Because we're all...

Not in the same place,

we're going to visualize the circle.

We're going to visualize ourselves

breaking that circle,

and then as an extra precaution,

ike you to visualize a cor I'd lik t I d or a rope around your waist

that's leading towards your front door,

and then visualize yourself cutting with

a knife or scissors, whatever you like.

Just make a real for yourself,

and that will sever the connection

with the spirit realm.

Okay. Um, I'm gonna switch on some isochronic tones,

and they just help our energy

to join the vibrations of the spirit realm.

Okay. Now, close your eyes.

And I'd like you just to visualize that circle.

- Holy shit! - What are you doing?

Knock it off, you shit.

Teddy: Sorry, girls.

Hey.

Ginny: What?

Teddy.

- Ted. - Sorry, Ted's got to go.

- Bye. - Are you serious?

- Wow. - Haley: Did he just leave?

Such a fucking knobsack. She's a bitch.

Jemma: In the span of like two minutes.

Seylan: Listen, d-don't worry.

Let's not let this affect us.

Let's just maintain our focus.

Um, obviously, we're not here physically together,

but there's no reason why spirit can't communicate with us

over the Internet.

Over the channel of communication,

we could all be possessed.

Now... Caroline: Possessed?

Seylan: Don't be scared by that word.

That just means that the spirit is communicating through us.

It's called “possessed,” but that doesn't

have to be a negative thing. Just bear that in mind.

Now, I'd like you, please, to visualize a circle.

Visualize us all together in the one room,

sitting in a circle,

and we're just going to gently join hands with each other.

Spirit, we invite you to use us to pass

oh any communication you might have.

Is there anyone there? Please come forward.

And all together.

All: Is there anyone there? Please come forward.

Okay.

Now, I want you to tell me if anything comes into your mind.

Perhaps a name, a face.

If you hear any sounds.

Radina, I don't want to make you nervous, but...

Can anybody see something going on just behind?

Haley: Yeah, looks like a light moving about.

Seylan: Yeah. But I'm kind of noticing something in between.

Probably just a reflection of something.

There's a light on my fridge. Um...

It's moving, though. No.

This... this is something different.

It was a light that was static, and it's now moving.

- Jemma: It's moving quite a lot. Emma: Yeah.

- Jemma: I don't like it. - Oh, I think...

Oh, hold on. Hold on.

I can make it a third eye.

Seylan: Okay, it's on her face now.

What was that?

- Jemma: Haley, was that you? Haley: It wasn't.

I didn't do anything.

Did it... Did everybody hear that?

I heard it. I heard something.

Seylan: Okay, let's just listen out.

Um, spirit, if you're trying to give us a sign,

please knock one more time.

Emma: Fuck.

Oh, I'm so sorry. That must be my delivery.

I'm really sorry. I'l be back in a second.

0oh.

Oh! What?!

- Caroline: Oh, my god. - I'm sorry. "That's my ocado."

"Sorry, my food delivery's arrived.”

I'm getting a noise. Um...

Jemma: I'm getting aubergines, um...

A jar of tahini.

Haley: Is anybody else getting something?

Emma: No, I just hear my next-door neighbors.

- Is she coming back? - Radina: Where is she?

Her house is kind of creepy in the dark.

Seylan?

We paying her, Haley?

- Haley: Oh, there she is. - Radina: She's back.

Hey, guys. I'm really sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

It was supposed to arrive before our session,

so sorry about that.

Can we get back to where we were?

Yeah.

Seylan: So, let's just focus a little bit more.

Is anybody getting a name, perhaps?

- Haley: Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. - Seylan: Did anybody see that?

Okay, what just happened?

I felt, like, a hand on my... on my shoulder.

Jemma:

Seylan: Jemma?

- Caroline: Jemma, are you okay? Haley: What was it?

Jemma: Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god.

Something just touched my neck.

Seylan: Jemma, do you want to come and talk to us?

Jemma: Um...

Seylan: Just try asking some questions, Jemma.

Jemma: Honestly, the pressure on my neck is almost unbearable.

Seylan: Do you want to call out and ask who it is?

Maybe a name might come into your head, or...

Hello?

Is there...

Is there someone there?

Oh.

The name Jack's come to mind.

Seylan: Okay.

That's good.

Seylan: Do you know anyone called Jack who's passed?

Yeah.

A kid from school.

He was really nice to me one time.

I cracked my head open...

And he, like, picked me up.

He hanged himself.

Seylan: Listen, Jemma, I want you to...

Where did seylan go?

Radina: It might just be a bad connection.

You, uh...

- Call her, Haley. - Yeah.

Radina: Jemma... Jemma, you alright?

Haley: You okay, Jemma?

- Caroline: Oh, my god. Haley: What?

You bitch. Haley: No.

- You didn't. - Oh, no.

Oh, my god. Jemma.

Emma: Did you make that up?

Jemma, you're a psychopath.

Jemma: Nothing was happening.

Jemma, I believed you.

I'm so... I'm so sorry.

There was just nothing being said.

Emma: I actually thought you were gonna, like, die.

Radina: Have we heard from seylan?

Yeah, is she okay? What happened?

I didn't even see what happened.

Her Internet went out. I'm gonna pee.

Caroline: Yeah. I might, too, actually.

I'm gonna be smashed if we carry this on.

Some water.

- Jemma: Ready, Haley? - Yep.

Oh, wait.

I'm sensing some...

Tension.

But... a name's just come to mind.

Haley.

Haley.

Haley!

Fuck off, Jemma.

Oh. Oh.

Haley just can't have fun.

You're not taking it seriously like I asked you to.

Oh, shut up. I'm so bored of this.

Oh, my god.

Why do we have to do this tonight, guys?

You know what, Jemma? Nobody... aah!

H-Haley, what's going on?

Jemma: Oh, fuck.

Caroline: Haley?

Haley: I think there's something here.

Haley, stop fucking about, please.

Haley: I swear, it wasn't... Look.

I... we have to keep going.

No. Please...

We connected with something. We got to keep going.

We got to talk to it. I'm gonna call out.

- No. No. - Haley: Is anybody here?

Does anyone want to talk to me?

- Turn your lights off. - Haley, honestly, if I die,

I'm actually gonna haunt you myself.

Haley: Shh. Just listen. Shh!

I heard something.

Turn your microphones up.

Should be under settings.

Is anybody here?

Caroline: I don't like this.

Haley:

What was that?

I heard something.

That wasn't in my house.

Emma: Caroline.

Caroline. You got to go check it out.

Emma: Don't do that.

That's a stupid idea.

Haley: There's probably nothing there. It's okay.

Dad?

Radina: What is it?

Radina: It's probably nothing.

Be careful.

Haley: Caroline, take us up.

Radina: It's okay.

Go on, Caroline. It's okay.

It'll be fine.

Caroline:

No. No.

Emma: What are you doing, Caroline?

Caroline, what are you doing?

Haley: It's gonna be fine.

Radina: Go on, Caroline. It's okay.

It's okay. We're here.

Emma: Film what you see.

Radina: Do you see anything?

- Emma: What's that thing? - Haley: Nothing,

it's just focusing.

Caroline: Nothing's there. It's fine.

Jemma: Look, look.

- Emma: Caroline, go back. - Jemma: What the fuck was that?

- What the fuck was that? - Caroline: I don't see anything.

Radina: Caroline, go down. Caroline.

Haley: Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

What was it? What the fuck was that?

I definitely just saw something.

You have to call seylan. Call seylan.

Yeah, yeah. Just calm down. Calm down.

I'm gonna call her. I'm gonna call her.

I'm calling her.

Caroline:

- Haley? - What are you looking at?

Haley: Do you see that?

Jemma: No. What?

I can't see anything?

It's not in there.

Jemma: Haley, what is it?

Haley:

It looked at me.

No.

Emma: What is that?

What the fuck?

What the fuck, guys?

This is not funny anymore. Stop taking the piss.

Caroline: Call seylan.

Haley: It's ringing, it's ringing. It's ringing.

- Seylan: Hello? - Seylan?

Seylan: H-Haley?

- Haley, is that you? - Yeah.

Seylan: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

My Internet... It's a bit of a...

Sorry, I've not been able to get it going.

How's it going? We've had some...

Haley: We've had some interesting experiences.

We've just... Caroline's just a bit scared,

so we're just hoping you can talk us through.

Seylan: Okay. Yeah. No... no problem.

I mean, it's... it's... It's good

that you've had an experience.

That's what we're here for. I'm really sorry

that I've not been there to go through it with you,

- but can the others hear me? - Yeah, they can hear you.

- They can hear you. - Seylan: Oh, they can hear me.

Okay. Listen, guys, don't worry.

So, just... Let's just keep calm.

It's probably just...

Just somebody trying to pass on a message.

Jemma, you were telling us about your friend, Jack.

So, it sounds pretty likely that it's him.

Have you tried asking if it's Jack?

I don't know. Jemma, have we tried asking if it's Jack?

Seylan: Eh...

Caroline: Jemma!

Jemma: Sorry.

Jack's not real.

Seylan: What's going on? Wait. Jack's not real.

Jemma made him up.

Seylan: Jack doesn't... Jack doesn't e-exist or...

Or Jack does exist. She just didn't hear him?

Haley: No, Jack doesn't exist at all.

Seylan: Look, guys, I...

I told you not to disrespect the spirits.

This... this isn't good. This is not good.

I mean, basically, if... By inventing a-a person

that doesn't exist, we've basically

summoned a false spirit.

If you made this person up, you... you basically created...

Imagine, like, you created a mask,

so now anything can come through and wear that mask.

We... we don't know what it might be.

So... I mean, if we're lucky, it's just...

It's just another spirit.

But what if... What if we're not lucky, though?

H-Haley, ask her what if we're not lucky.

Haley: What if we're not lucky, seylan?

Seylan: Um...

I-it could be something...

Demonic.

Look, I mean, basically, Jemma has sent out

an invitation, an open invitation.

We need to shut this down.

We need to... Like I said to you.

We need to thank the spirits and close it down,

and don't forget that... Visualizing that rope.

Okay? So, um...

Spirit, please give us one knock for "yes"

and two knocks for "no".

Let's ask, "do you have a message for us?"

After three. So, one, two, three.

All: Do you have a message for us?

My light just turned on.

Seylan: Okay, Haley, that's great.

Let's... okay.

Um...

Let's try another question.

Um...

All together, let's ask, "are you a friend?"

One, two, three.

All: Are you a friend?

Aah!

Seylan? Are you there?

Emma: What the fuck is going on?!

Call her back. Call her back now.

Haley: Fuck. Fuck, she's not picking up.

Okay. Okay.

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we do? Just a second.

I know what to do. Okay, we just have to do the...

The rope thing and...

And we have to be polite to the spirit...

You don't know what you're doing!

Just shut up, Jemma! Just shut the fuck up for one second!

Imagine a rope. Imagine the rope around your waist,

rope around your waist.

Okay. I'm sorry, spirit.

I'm sorry if we confused you.

Just repeat after me. I'm sorry if we confused you.

All: Sorry if we confused you.

Haley: Um, imagine the rope to your door,

and then we're just gonna cut the rope.

Okay? Okay, imagine we're cutting the rope.

Okay. I'm gonna call out again.

Is there anyone here?

And then, um, open your eyes and blow out the candles

and that'll break the circle.

Caroline: I blew my candle already out.

Haley: It's okay. It's okay.

Just remember, she said it was just to guide them there,

so it's okay.

Radina: Bless you.

Caroline: What the fuck?

That was... it was exciting.

Oh, my god. I'm so hot.

I-I smell so bad.

I'm really sweaty.

Oh, my god. Whew.

Jemma: Guys, what the fuck was that?

- Caroline: Oh, god. Emma: Never again.

Radina, are you on the toilet?

Radina: Maybe.

Panic wee.

Radina: Guys, I'm not going anywhere alone

after what just happened. Shut up.

Haley: You okay, Caroline?

Fuckin' hell. That gave me a shock.

Haley: Ugh.

Jemma: Guys, I'm literally not going to sleep tonight now.

Crazy, guys. Fuckin' hell.

Emma, your glass.

I swear to god. I didn't do anything.

That was an expensive one.

Wait until Teddy hears about this.

He's just sitting there

eating his Chinese and we've nearly died.

Jemma: Oh, my god. I can't wait to tell Teddy.

He's gonna be, like, all flustered.

He'll come back and we're just gonna be like,

"mate, you've just missed a storm.”

Radina: Guys, did anybody see Allen leaving?

He left his phone.

Where is...

Radina, has he gone to the shop to do...

Radina: Maybe he's at his brother's.

Jemma: Yeah, give him a call.

Crap. I've actually finished the whole bottle of wine.

Um... Guys, I think I'm gonna head...

This has been, um...

Emma, my darling.

- Emma: Goodbye, my dear. - Jemma: I love you.

Emma: Goodbye. Farewell. So long.

- See you later. - Jemma: Bye, Haley.

Bye, girls. See you next time.

Jemma: Can you say goodbye to radina for me, please?

Haley: Um... yeah, I mean,

maybe we should wait until she gets back.

Oh, no, I think I'm gonna head.

I think I'm gonna head.

Caroline?

Bye!

Caroline!

Oh, there she is.

- Caroline. - Jemma: Hey, dude.

Haley: Caroline.

Jemma: Has she got her audio on? Caroline?

Haley: I think so. Yeah.

Hello, friend.

Oh, wait. Isn't this her background?

Haley: Oh, yeah. You're right. Yeah.

I'm gonna give her a call.

What was that?

Caroline, can you hear us, babe?

Haley: I think her laptop just fell.

Jemma: Caroline?

Haley: I'm... I'm gonna call her.

Emma: What...

- Whoa! - Jemma: Whoa!

Emma! Emma, turn the filters off.

Come on.

Emma.

Caroline: Hi, it's Caroline. Don't leave me a message.

Send me a text like a normal person.

Jemma® Emma.

Emma: Aah!

Fuck.

Haley: What are you doing?

Jemma': Don't.

- Emma? Haley: It's fine. It's fine.

Emma, it's gone. Come on.

Emma:

- Jemma: Emma? - Haley: Emma, get out.

Emma, get out of that there right now!

Emma, you need to get out of there right now!

- Jemma: Emma! - Haley: Emma, get out!

- Jemma: Emma! Emma: What was that?

Haley: Fuck. Emma: Fuck, fuck.

Haley: You okay?

Emma? Emma, you need to get out of there.

Emma:

Emma.

Haley: Emma.

No, no, don't go back in there.

Get out!

- Emma! Emma! - Jemma: Emma, Emma, Emma!

Haley: Emma!

Emma:

Jemma: Emma, talk to us. Emma, talk to us.

Emma, talk to us.

Emma, what was that?

Emma, Emma, Emma.

Emma. It's okay.

It's okay. We're here, we're here.

It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.

Emma: Just get out.

You're gonna get out of the house, okay?

We're gonna go. Haley?

Yeah, we're going. We're all doing it.

Emma: Radina.

Radina. Radina, we got to get out of the house.

- Radina! - Radina!

Radina, radina, radina.

Radina! What?

Allen! Allen!

Oh, my god!

Fuck!

Haley: Run! Run!

Haley: Caroline?

Caroline.

I don't understand what she said.

Haley: Caroline!

Caroline!

Oh, my god!

Help me!

Emma: No! No!

I'm gonna call seylan.

Jemma: Haley.

Haley! No! Stop it, Haley!

- Haley, this is all your fault! - It's not my fault!

This is your fucking...

Shut up!

- Stop! - I told you to be...

Haley. Haley.

- Haley. - Shut up!

Jemma: Haley.

Haley.

Haley!

Jemma: Hello?

No.

No.

Oh, my god. What are you doing, Jemma?

Jemma, where are you going?

- Jemma: Emma, I'll be right... Emma: No!

Jemma: Listen to me. You'll be fine.

Emma: Jemma, what are you doing?

Don't go, please. Jemma, please don't go.

Emma, you'll be fine. Jemma!

Emma, you'll be fine!

Please don't go!

Teddy.

Did I get ya?

Sorry I took so long, man.

It was longer than we thought.

Fuckin' hell. You get a tattoo?

Teddy, get out. Get out of your house.

Oh, come on, you lot.

Stop hiding, you fat bitches.

- Come out. - Emma: Teddy, please.

Oh, fuck off. You lot are taking the piss.

What's happening? Come on. Tell me.

Oh.

- Emma: Teddy, get out. - Teddy hang on a sec.

It's just a power cut. It happens literally

all the time in the country.

Right, here we go. You ready?

Emma: We're gonna die. Voila. We're be back in action.

Teddy, Teddy.

Teddy: Oh, my... hang on.

I've got to go find the old, um...

What you call it? The box.

Uh, seylan was an interesting character.

Emma: Please.

Get out. Teddy, get out!

Don't stop! Don't stop!

Teddy: Jinny! Fuckin' hell.

Jinny! Aah!

Jinny! Aah!

Jinny!

No!

- No! Aah! - Get out, please.

There's someone there! Please!

Teddy: No! No!

Teddy, get out!

You're gonna die if you don't listen to me.

Teddy, run.

Get out.

Teddy: Shh, shh.

Teddy: I think it's here.

Aah!

Emma: Teddy?

Teddy?

Teddy, please.

Teddy: Can you hear that?

Emma: Teddy.

Teddy, get out.

Teddy: What the fuck?

Teddy, wake up.

Teddy, get up! Move!

Can you hear me?

Teddy. Teddy, answer me!

Teddy!

No!

Teddy, wake up!

No.

No! No.

No.

Teddy.

Oh!

Emma.

Haley?

Ugh.

Aah!

Fuck you!

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

[ Thuddin - aah! J

fuck! Haley.

Haley!

We need to get out, Haley.

We need to leave.

Shh, shh.

Did you see anything?

I'm ready for this.

Might be better if we were drunk.

- I'm just gonna say. - Yeah. I'm gonna get a drink now

- if that's okay. - I'm not gonna lie.

I've been drinking all afternoon.

Man: How is this working, by the way, Rob?

Rob: I don't know.

She's gonna come on, I guess, and take us through it.

Wow, is she just gonna, like, appear,

or are you giving her a link?

She's gonna appear really suddenly and make us all jump.

Radina: Oh, my god, have you seen an...

There's an actual video of, like, this medium.

It's a live-TV thing, and she's contacting somebody's dog.

She's like, "oh, my god, it's my dog.

Yeah, he died. Like, I don't know."

And she's like, "hold on. He has a mes..."

What's happened to radina?

Hello, hello?

Hello? Hello?

The biggest.

Goop.

You all froze.

No, jed, you did, as well. You were frozen.

I'm worried if they contact my Asian side of the family,

I will not be able to understand them.

So if anyone else speaks cantonese...

No. No.

We're getting double Caroline again.

What's going... yeah.

I think I know what Caroline's trying to do.

I think she's, like, printed a copy of herself

and just, like, put it up.

Rob: Do you want to let Sam in?

Jed: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Hi.

- Hi. - Hi, Sam.

Hi, Sam. Hello.

- Hi. - All yous and me.

How you doing?

Never done a zoom thing before.

This is completely new to me.

But how many have we got on here?

Hello.

Okay, so obviously if you're doing a séance,

you're usually in a room around a table,

and getting the feel of the environment is one thing.

So I did say to Rob,

all have a little candle with you if you can.

Have you all got a candle? Yeah, okay. Cool.

I've never done it this way. We're just gonna try, okay?

When you do a séance, anyone can be taken over.

All of a sudden, you might feel somebody standing behind you.

Do you know when you're walking down the high street

and somebody goes close to you but they don't touch

and you get that kind of shiver

and you feel, "oh, I don't like them"?

Yeah, this is the type of feelings

that you're all gonna be looking out for.

Usually when we are in a séance together,

you'd hold hands all the way through.

We would not break that circle till right at the end

when we say, "1, 2, 3, break.”

We haven't got a circle tonight, so it's completely different.

So what you have to do is visualize

that there's a rope around your waist to your front door,

and the rope goes through your front door,

and you're gonna cut it so that that will let...

Obviously make any energies leave your home, okay?

- Any questions? Yeah. - Caroline: Yes, please.

I have really bad Internet connection.

So if it cuts out, what does that mean?

Sam: And I've said I've not done it this way before.

If you want to jump back in, jump back in.

But I don't know whether or not that would work

in the environment of how we're doing it now.

But you got to remember, spirits do play with your energies,

as well, and also they work a lot on batteries and electricity

because they've all got an energy background.

If you've got an energy that you're dealing with

and then you start mucking about and you start laughing,

laughter attracts, okay?

Oh, I laugh when I'm nervous.

Sam: If you're ignoring the spirit and you laugh,

it brings the spirit in a little bit more because it's energy,

and obviously that's what we are.

We're an energy, and so is spirit.

You'll be fine, Jemma.

Yeah.

Any more questions?

Man: Let's do it.

Sam: Guys, what we're gonna do is, obviously,

usually now altogether we would take a deep breath in.

And a deep breath out.

And a deep breath in.

And a deep breath out.

And as you're sitting there,

I want you to ask spirit to come forward

and to use you.

What we want you to do now is the person

that you're attracted to the most, spirit,

we'd like you to make yourself a little bit closer to them.

Give them some sign that they know

and can feel that you're really there with them.

Who would you like to pick?

Are you still there, Sam?

I think Sam's frozen.

No.

Woman: I thought she was just listening.

- Oh, no. - Is Caroline still there?

No, they're both frozen.

Caroline.

Jemma: What was that?

- Man: What? - That, like, bang.

You heard that, Emma. I saw.

I did. I heard that.

Yeah, I heard that, as well.

Woman: Can we invite her back?

Caroline's coming back in now.

Sam hasn't tried to come back in yet.

Hey, Caroline.

Is Sam coming back in?

She's trying. Maybe there's a blackout at her house.

What?

No.

- Jed: Well... - That's weird.

Got a tickle on my neck.

Sam: Hello? Rob: Hey, Sam.

- Sam: Hello. Sorry, Rob. - That's okay.

Sam: It's got some settings coming up

telling us that the Internet's gone down.

Are you gonna continue doing it?

Because obviously I can't get on at the moment.

Is there a way that we... How do we wind it down?

Sam: Right, so, if you want to wind it down,

whoever's gonna be the speaker to the breathing down exercise,

you're just gonna do like, "close your eyes."

Ask people to sit back, and then, "1, 2, 3, open your eyes."

And you'll get release.

If I can get back on, I'll come back in.

Rob: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks so much. Thanks so much, Sam.

Sam: Okay, no worries.

- Rob: Yes, you too. Bye. - Sam: Alright, bye.

Do we want to keep reaching out, or do we want to wind it down?

Do we think we want to wait for Caroline to come back?

Jed: Caroline won't come back on.

She just wanted to know how to sever the connection.

I've told her.

Rob: What?

Oh, my god. My flame in my can...

I'm actually gonna cry.

And now it's just gone pin straight.

It just went like...

It was like that, and it went...

And now it's like that.

Rob: Okay, I'm just gonna try one more time.

Spirits, I'm open.

Give me a sign if you're present.

Jemma: No, absolutely not. No, no, no, no, no.

What happened? What?

Jemma: What was that?

What happened?

Jemma? You alright?

Jemma?

Jemma: Something just moved, like, big-time.

Woman: What? What moved?

Man: Come and sit down so we're all together again.

Woman: What moved?

What was it, just a noise?

Woman: What happened?

That was really scary. That was so loud.

It's...

I really hate scary things.

Oh, Jemma.

Jemma, it doesn't have to be scary.

It just tried to say hello.

- Can we wind it down? - Yeah, you want to?

Woman: Oh, Jemma.

I hate shocks.

I've never cried on a group zoom.

Jesus Christ.

I think I'm just on edge.

I need more of this.

For fuck's sake.

I've blown out my candle.

Does that mean I'm dead now, jed?

Rob: Okay, so everyone close your eyes.

Deep breath in.

And out.

And in.

Hold it.

We'll do “3, 2" and then do it on 1.

3,2, 1.