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Larabee, this is the chief.
Have you heard from max?
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Larabee: no, I haven't, chief.
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Did you give him the message
That I wanted him to report
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To me here in
Chinatown immediately?
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Larabee: I certainly
Did. You know me, chief.
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That's why I'm asking.
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Never mind, larabee.
I see him coming now.
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Sorry I'm late, chief.
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That's all right, max.
How'd you make out?
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Well, I checked out every
Chinese restaurant in town.
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No sign of the whip.
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I checked out every chinese
Laundry in town except that one.
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I found no sign of him either.
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That means they must be
Using that one as a front, chief.
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That's why I asked you to come
Down here, I need your help.
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Wait a minute. Look who's
Coming down the street.
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He does look familiar.
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I'd better check him out
In the mug book, chief.
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Unless I miss my guess,
That's kaos agent fu yung.
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You're right, chief. Here
It is right in the mug book.
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"Born in new york's
Lower east side.
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As a child was always getting into
Fights because of his first name."
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What's his first name
Got to do with it?
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When you're raised in a
Neighborhood like he was,
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You have to learn how to
Fight with a name like abe fu yung.
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- I see what you mean.
- bullies were always beating him up
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And then he was coming back
Again in a half hour for more.
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He went right into that laundry. Max, I
Think we found what we're looking for.
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Now, plan four goes
Into effect immediately.
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You're to go around back, gain entrance
And try to overhear what they're up to.
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I'll stand there on the corner
And pick 'em up when they come out.
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Right, chief.
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- what're you doing?
- I'm calling larabee.
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Larabee, plan four goes
Into effect immediately.
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I want you to drive to the corner
Of 8th and water chestnut street,
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- and establish a roadblock.
- larabee: right, chief.
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- ready, max?
- let's go, chief.
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I hate that stuff.
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You are a fool, fu.
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- but, whip, I...
- silence.
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You failed to bring me
The information I seek.
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I'm sorry. I wasn't able to
Penetrate control headquarters.
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You failed.
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You know what that means?
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Oh no, please.
Not the whip, whip.
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Yes, the whip.
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Old chinese saying:
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Punishment is
Companion of failure.
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That's enough.
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Be glad I'm in a
Happy mood today.
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Why are you in such
A happy mood today?
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I'm going to have a control
Agent kidnapped and brought here.
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I intend to hypnotize him,
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Send him back to control
To do our work for us.
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Why that's brilliant.
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Centuries ago, this gong belonged to
A noted chinese magician, ming chong ho.
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When struck, it sends off
Psychedelic light patterns
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Which will instantly hypnotize
Any person looking at it.
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That person is then in my power.
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That's fantastic.
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I will give you a
Visual demonstration.
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But step back, I do not want
You looking directly into it.
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Anyone who looks into
It will be hypnotized?
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Instantly.
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Now listen to me, mr. Smart.
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you are completely in my power.
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From now on, no
Matter where you are,
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no matter what you are doing,
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When I telephone you
And strike this gong,
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you will immediately
Do as I bid.
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This condition will last
For exactly 30 minutes
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At which point you will
Revert to your normal self
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With no recollection whatsoever
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Of having been
Placed in a trance.
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How do we know it'll work?
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It can be easily proven.
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In exactly five seconds,
The spell will have worn off.
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We will have our
Proof very shortly.
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It's the whip!
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You rang, master?
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- are you sure, max?
- I'm positive, chief.
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I'm telling you,
Fu yung came in,
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Dropped off his shirt,
Picked up his laundry
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And left by the back door.
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I was certain he was there to
Pick up or deliver information.
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No, chief. Just shirts.
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Max, I've got something
In my wall safe.
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this is what the whip is after.
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You're kidding.
That's fantastic.
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I didn't know he
Played the violin.
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Chief: this is the narco 512.
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I recognized it immediately.
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A weapon so new that no
One has ever seen it before.
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How does it work, chief?
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We're all familiar with the
Shock wave of a sonic boom
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Which occurs when an aircraft
Breaks the sound barrier.
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If we could take that energy
And amplify it 10,000 times,
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And confine it in a small area,
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Can you imagine the
Results you'd get?
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A rock 'n' roll festival?
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It's not quite that bad, max.
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What're you doing?
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I'm gonna take it over to the
Pentagon, chief, where it'll be safe.
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Max, don't you touch that.
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The pentagon sent it
Over here to be safe.
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The plans have been destroyed,
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And this is the only
Working model in existence.
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Until the whip is caught,
This gun is our responsibility.
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Well, I think they made
A very wise decision.
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With me guarding the narco 512,
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It couldn't be in better hands.
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I've got it.
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Excellent. Open it up.
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One won ton, one fried rice,
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One chicken chow mien, egg roll.
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If we had ordered for two, we
Would've gotten sweet and sour ribs.
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Never mind the sweet and sour
Ribs, where are the fortune cookies?
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Ah. Ha ha.
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This innocent fortune
Cookie is not so innocent
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When it contains
Instructions from kaos.
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"You will lose your
Lover through false..."
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Fu yung, you incompetent dolt,
You ordered the wrong dinner.
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No master, I do as you say.
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I ordered dinner number two.
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Look at other fortune cookie.
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You'd better be right.
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"Narco 512 has
Now been delivered
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To control office."
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- splendid.
- first I will eat.
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I do not want food to get cold.
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You're going to
Stop to eat... Now?
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Of course. I certainly wouldn't
Want to waste good food.
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People are starving
All over america.
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You sure you wouldn't
Like me to stay here
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While you guard the narco 512?
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No, that's all right, 99. You
Go ahead and do your shopping,
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I'll see you at the
Apartment later.
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- remember, max.
- don't worry, chief, I won't forget.
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I haven't told you what I
Wanted you to remember yet.
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Oh, that's right, I forgot.
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You're not to leave this
Office until larabee gets here.
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I don't want the narco 512
Left unguarded for a second.
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Don't worry
About a thing, chief.
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Control headquarters.
Maxwell smart speaking.
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Good afternoon, mr. Smart.
Do you know who this is?
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No, I don't.
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Perhaps this will help you.
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J arthur rank?
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Mr. Smart,
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That was the sacred
Gong which triggered
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The post-hypnotic suggestion
Which I gave you yesterday.
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Is that clear?
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Huh?
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Mr. Smart, you will now
No longer be yourself.
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You are now a man of wisdom,
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Of infinite taste and ability.
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Do you understand
What I am saying?
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Yes, master.
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These are your instructions...
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You will steal the narco 512
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And bring it to me immediately,
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And you will remember nothing.
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Yes, master.
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Max, you forgot
To give me money.
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What do you need
Money for, my dear?
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To go to the market to buy food.
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I'm taking you out to dinner.
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You are?
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You don't suppose
For one single moment
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That I'd allow these
Precious hands...
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To wash dishes?
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Max, you're acting very
Strange. Are you all right?
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Max, I don't know
What's gotten into you,
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But I just love it.
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- yes, larabee?
- huh?
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What did you want?
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I forgot.
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Goodbye, larabee.
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Can I watch while I'm
Trying to remember?
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Get out, larabee.
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Wait a minute. Larabee
Was supposed to relieve me.
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I'd better go after him.
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No, max, you can't leave
The narco 512 unguarded.
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I'll go get him.
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that's max, all right.
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Max: what do you mean,
"That's max, all right"?
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That couldn't possibly be me.
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I didn't steal a farco 912.
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It's not the farco
912, it's the narco 512.
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Farco, narco, what's
The difference?
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I didn't steal
Either one of them.
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If this isn't you, then explain
To me how this picture was taken.
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Well, I'd say at about
1/60th of a second
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With an f-8 lens.
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I'm sorry, max,
Photographs don't lie.
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Okay, if I stole the narco 512,
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Then where is it?
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That's what I came
Here to ask you.
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Would you please
Ask it and leave?
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I can't stand around
Here all day talking,
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I have to pack and
Skip the country.
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- then you admit your guilt.
- I don't admit anything.
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I can't convince you that
That's not me in the picture,
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But I know it's not
Me in the picture,
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Because I don't even remember
Taking the gun out of the safe.
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Chief, that explains everything.
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- explains what?
- max's strange behavior.
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- what strange behavior?
- when I came back into the office,
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You took me in your
Arms and kissed me.
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- I kissed you?
- yes, when I asked you for money.
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Oh, well that proves it
Couldn't have been me, chief.
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max!
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To forget that you've
Robbed a safe is one thing,
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But to forget that
You've kissed your wife,
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I don't think that's very nice.
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Max, the picture proves
That you took the gun.
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But the fact that you don't
Remember taking it is what puzzles me.
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Now there's only one way
To get to the bottom of this.
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Have you ever had
Sodium pentothal?
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Well, to tell you
The truth, chief, no.
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I think he's coming around, 99.
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Max, are you all right, love?
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What happened?
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The control doctor gave you
Some sodium pentothal... Truth serum.
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You've been out
For over an hour.
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- did I talk?
- yes, you did, love.
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And we know everything we need
To know and you're in the clear.
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Then I didn't steal the
Narco 512. That's good.
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- you did steal it, max.
- oh, that's bad.
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Not necessarily. You
Turned it over to the whip,
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And in doing that, we now know where
The whip's headquarters are located.
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- oh, that's great.
- that's really good.
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Not necessarily, the whip may
Smuggle it out of the country.
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- oh, that's bad.
- that's awful.
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Not really, I took
The precaution
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Of removing the
Computer programmer
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Which makes the
Narco 512 operative.
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The whip is going to
Have to contact you again
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And try to hypnotize you to
Get you to steal this programmer.
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- oh, that's not so good.
- that's rotten.
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Actually, it isn't too bad.
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We'll give you one of
Control's new antihypnotic pills,
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Which will make you immune
To the whip's hypnosis.
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00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,453
- oh, that's great.
- that's sensational.
245
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,366
I wouldn't count
On it too much, max.
246
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,423
Remember, you're on your own,
247
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,470
And if the whip finds out
That you're not hypnotized,
248
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,993
He'll kill you instantly.
249
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,508
- oh, I don't like that at all.
- I hate it.
250
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,809
What we're asking you to do
Is a very dangerous thing, max.
251
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,245
Are you sure you want
To go through with it?
252
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,802
- you want the truth, chief?
- yes.
253
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,639
I think you'd better
Give me another shot.
254
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,279
See? Like I told you.
255
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,782
Gun is like wife's
Brother, will not work.
256
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:29,286
I am most glad it doesn't,
But I'm puzzled as to why.
257
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:32,523
This is only one of
Its kind in existence.
258
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,324
You know what that means?
259
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,104
It means you cannot exchange it?
260
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,574
It means someone has
Deliberately made this inoperable
261
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,166
By removing computer
Programmer cassette.
262
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,612
Then the weapon is useless.
263
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,569
Like wife's brother.
264
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,250
But condition can be
Rectified by telephone call
265
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:51,342
And sound of secret gong.
266
00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,117
Hello, whip? Oh,
It's you, larabee.
267
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,219
Give me that phone.
268
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,065
Larabee, what are you
Doing calling on this line?
269
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,468
I just wanna tell you I'm
Going to keep this line open
270
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:08,625
So the whip can get through.
271
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,540
Did it ever occur to you that if the
Whip wanted to get through right now,
272
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,075
He couldn't because
You're on this line?
273
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,810
Well, why do you think
I'm going to keep it open?
274
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,834
- larabee, hang up the phone.
- you too.
275
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,186
Max, the next time
You pick up the phone,
276
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,720
Don't say, "Hello, whip."
277
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,522
You're not supposed to
Know he's going to call.
278
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,680
I'm sorry, chief. I
Guess I'm a little jumpy.
279
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,260
You have reason
To be jumpy, max.
280
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,128
This is a very
Dangerous assignment.
281
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,786
99, we're gonna take
Every precaution possible.
282
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,422
Now, it's time
For your pill, max.
283
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,090
What's this, chief?
284
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:41,692
It's an antihypnotic pill.
285
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,461
You'll be immune to any
Form of hypnosis for 24 hours.
286
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,475
But won't they know max
Hasn't been hypnotized?
287
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,244
Not if he's a good actor, 99,
But as an added precaution,
288
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,435
I'm issuing max this pen gun.
289
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,149
It's equipped with a cartridge
Of high-potency sleeping gas.
290
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,374
Oh, that's great, chief. I haven't
Been sleeping too well lately.
291
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,810
It's not for you,
Max, it's for the whip.
292
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,991
The whip hasn't been
Sleeping too well lately?
293
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,151
Max, that must be the whip. Be
Very careful what you say now.
294
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:11,155
Control headquarters.
295
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,624
Maxwell smart, please.
296
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,992
Speaking.
297
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,027
I tried to reach
You a moment ago,
298
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,397
But the line was busy.
299
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,705
There is something I
Would like you to listen to.
300
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,966
I'm listening.
301
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,379
Mr. Smart, you have just
Heard the sacred gong
302
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,249
Which triggered the
Post-hypnotic suggestion.
303
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,517
Do you understand, mr. Smart?
304
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,119
Yes, master.
305
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,187
Here are your instructions.
306
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:48,024
You will steal the computer
Programmer cassette of the narco 512
307
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,761
And bring it to
Me without delay.
308
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,529
Yes, master.
309
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,670
Well, it worked, chief.
310
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,472
The whip thinks I'm hypnotized
311
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,552
And instructed me to bring the
Programmer computer cassette
312
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,610
Over to his office immediately.
313
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,079
Our plan is working.
I'll get it out of the safe.
314
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,651
Come on, 99.
315
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,055
What're you two doing?
316
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,702
We don't have one of
The three of us, chief.
317
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:23,260
- one what?
- a photograph. Smile, 99.
318
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,368
Mr. Smart is here.
319
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:35,239
Show him in.
320
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,807
Fu yung: you may
Enter, mr. Smart.
321
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,984
I thought you said when your
Subject becomes hypnotized
322
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,607
He's extremely graceful.
323
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:14,611
You brought the
Cassette, mr. Smart?
324
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,948
- yes, master.
- may I have it, please?
325
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,919
Thank you, mr. Smart.
326
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,189
Now that I have no further
Need for you, goodbye.
327
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:29,360
- you're leaving?
- no, you're leaving.
328
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,267
You make a mistake, mr. Smart,
You bring the wrong cassette.
329
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,536
Would you like to
Try a glen campbell?
330
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,073
All right, mr. Smart.
331
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,587
It's quite obvious. You
Are no longer in my power.
332
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:47,611
Then it should also be obvious
333
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,413
That you are under arrest.
334
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,781
Fu, kill him.
335
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,757
Hold it right there, fu.
336
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:02,159
Your pen is no match
For my hatchet, mr. Smart.
337
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,261
This is no ordinary pen, fu.
338
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,329
I don't believe you.
339
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,907
And now, whip, it's your turn.
340
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,918
And now, mr. Smart,
341
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:32,022
I am going to whip you within an
Inch of your life, unmercifully.
342
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,820
Max! Are you all right?
343
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:05,489
Oh, I'm fine, 99.
344
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,636
We waited as long as we dared.
When we didn't hear from you,
345
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,171
We figured something
Had gone wrong.
346
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,540
Don't worry, chief, the
Situation is well in hand.
347
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,598
Not only did we manage
To save the narco 512,
348
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:18,636
But we also captured abe
Fu yung and the infamous whip.
349
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,410
What's the matter, chief?
350
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,557
What a strange looking gong.
351
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,726
It's fascinating. I'll bet
It's thousands of years old.
352
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:35,051
that is the sacred gong that the
Whip used to hypnotize his victims.
353
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,464
No kidding. How does it work?
354
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,767
When that gong is
Struck by that hammer,
355
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:42,593
Certain magic psychedelic light
Patterns appear in the victim's eyes
356
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,062
Causing him to fall
Immediately under the spell
357
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,543
Of whoever it was
Who struck the gong.
358
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,766
You mean like this?
359
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:57,085
Larabee, do you know what you
Did when you struck that gong?
360
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,610
You hypnotized the
Chief. He's in your power.
361
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,445
Is that right, chief?
362
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,079
Yes, master.
363
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:09,086
Well... Let's see.
364
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:14,358
Well, I wasn't a
Raise, a few weeks off,
365
00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:16,393
A new car,
366
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,729
And I think I would
Like your office.
367
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,798
Yes yes, I'd like that.
368
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,432
You can take mine.
369
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,769
And I want the
Location and the key
370
00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:27,104
To the secret
Executive washroom.
371
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:28,884
I'd like that. I'd love that.
372
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,508
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