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Senator brookside,
Hold it right there.
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What is it now, smart?
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This locker hasn't
Been checked out yet.
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- well, have you discovered anything?
- I certainly did.
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What is it?
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this locker can't be
Opened from the inside.
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Security check completed.
You can hang your coat up now.
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Of course I can hang it up now. Smart, when
Are you going to stop this foolishness?
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I'm sorry, senator,
But your committee
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Happens to be dealing
With information
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That is vital to the
Security of this country.
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And some of that information
Has been leaking out.
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I know, but do we have to worry
About it here in the roman baths?
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Yes, particularly
Here in the roman baths.
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Because there are six
Of these roman baths,
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And each one of them is located
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Right next to an
Important missile base.
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- yes, I'm very well aware of that.
- yes, and besides that,
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We've felt for a long time
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That these baths are
Somehow connected
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With the kaos organization.
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So, you see, senator brookside,
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We have to be extremely careful.
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And it's my job to see
That nothing goes wrong.
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Mr. Leach, good morning,
You're just in time.
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What is it, mr. Centurion?
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Senator brookside
Is in the locker room.
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Splendid. Is he alone?
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No, there's a control
Agent with him.
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Control has never
Been a problem to me.
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Is the senator scheduled
For the steam room?
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Right now.
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Excellent.
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The truth steam will give
Us the results that we desire.
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See to it.
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How much truth steam
Shall I administer?
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oh, enough to keep him
Babbling for 10 minutes.
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Intercom: telephone
Call for maxwell smart.
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- did you hear that?
- yes, I heard it.
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Intercom: telephone
Call for maxwell smart.
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Maxwell smart speaking.
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Hi, chief. What's up?
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Max, does the name montague
Leach mean anything to you?
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It certainly does. He's the
Drummer with the electric hair.
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No, he's not a drummer
With the electric hair.
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He left the group?
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Max, he's an eccentric
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But highly successful kaos agent
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Who runs a chain of spas
Called the roman baths.
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Yes, chief, now that you
Mention it, it does sound familiar.
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Then you've heard
Of montague leach.
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No, I've heard of
The roman baths.
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Max, you're in the roman baths.
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Then it all ties up, chief.
I've not only heard of it,
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I've seen it. It's on
Senator brookside's towel.
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Now, centurion, the truth steam.
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Welcome to the roman
Baths, senator brookside.
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This is montague leach speaking.
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every question I put
To you, you will answer,
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and you will answer
Truthfully and completely.
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do you understand?
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I understand.
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Chief: max, don't let the senator
Out of your sight for a second.
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Chief, you don't have to tell
Me that. While I'm talking to you,
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He's not five feet away
From me in the steam room.
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Our latest
Surface-to-air missile
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Is something our technology
Is extremely proud of.
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Its tip rises to a perfect peak.
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It has an amazing small length.
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I'll say one thing for
Senator brookside,
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For a man his age, it's no wonder
He's in such great physical shape.
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Chief: what do you mean?
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He's not only taking a steam
Bath, he's doing calisthenics.
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I'm going to put the
Babies to bed, max.
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You need any help, 99?
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no thanks, love. I
Don't need any help.
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Oh, well, I could use some.
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when you get a minute,
Would you call my mother
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and tell her we
Got home all right?
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You got home all right.
I'm still out in the hall.
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- who is it?
- max, it's me, the chief, open the door.
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Oh, could you come
Back a little later, chief?
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no, max, it's urgent. I
Have to see you right away.
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Yeah, well, I have
My hands full now.
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well, maybe the door is open.
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Sorry about that, max.
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Max, where have you
Been all afternoon?
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I've been trying to
Get a hold of you.
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99 and I took the twins
To see their grandmother,
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We just got back.
What's up chief?
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This afternoon we
Captured a kaos courier
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With secret plans taken
From senator brookside
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Only yesterday while he was
In your protective custody.
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But that's impossible, chief.
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They couldn't have gotten any
Information out of senator brookside
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I never let him out of my
Sight for a single moment.
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Well, that confirms
Our suspicion
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That montague leach's spas
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Are involved in
Our security leaks.
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Here, will you hold this
Diaper bag for me chief?
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Yeah.
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If we only had proof...
This isn't a diaper bag.
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- it's a bottle bag.
- no, it's a diaper bag.
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It's a bottle bag.
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Look, I'm the father,
And I said it's a diaper bag.
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If that isn't enough to
Convince you, maybe this will.
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Oh, you better get that
Off right away. Milk stains.
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Who are you talking to, max?
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The chief. He just went in
The kitchen for a minute.
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Oh, you get it. I'll
Clean up this stuff.
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Hi, max. Is the chief here?
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- chief, it's larabee.
- tell him I'm not here.
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He's not on the
Phone. He's at the door.
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then don't open it.
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It's too late.
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maybe not. How do you get
This window open in here?
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Sometimes I think the
Chief doesn't like me.
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Why do you say that, larabee?
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I'll tell you, 99. Take that
Beautiful japanese dagger
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- he gave to me for my birthday...
- I saw that dagger.
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That's very expensive. If
The chief didn't like you,
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He wouldn't give
You a gift like that.
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That's just it, 99. He didn't
Give it to me, he threw it at me.
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A japanese dagger, eh?
That's a very unusual gift.
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Yeah, it is. But what
Am I going to do with it?
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Have you got any
Suggestions, max?
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What is it, larabee?
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This envelope just
Came from the pentagon.
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It's been officially sealed,
Contains top secret information
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- for you and you alone.
- thank you, larabee.
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Your plan for undercover
Surveillance has been approved.
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Max, this is the break
We've been waiting for.
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Well, aren't you
Going to open it?
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Why? Larabee never lied before.
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Thus far, centurion, there is only
One remaining piece of information
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Needed to complete the report
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And that information
Lies with senator van horn.
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Senator van horn
Has been in europe
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Inspecting missile sites. He
Was due back over the weekend.
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Have you sent him the
Usual invitational offer
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To partake in our
Facilities gratis?
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- it's been done.
- then we can be expecting him momentarily.
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I wish to be informed
The second of his arrival.
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Yes?
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Thank you.
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That was marcus
At the front desk.
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Senator van horn
Has just checked in.
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At last.
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And good news... There's a
Control agent guarding him.
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Why is that good news?
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It's the same control agent
That guarded senator brookside.
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Maxwell smart.
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That's not good news.
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That's sensational news.
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All right, senator van
Horn, you can come in now.
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So far so good. We've got
To check out the entire spa
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- for a hidden microphone.
- we'll start right here in this room,
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Because this is the room where
Senator brookside and I were talking,
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- and I know that it's bugged.
- good.
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You look over there
And I'll look in here.
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Right, chief.
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wait a minute, chief.
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I have to make sure
We're not being watched.
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What did you do that for?
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Well, chief, I had to make
Sure it wasn't a two-way mirror.
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Look for the wiring.
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If this room is bugged,
We'll spot the wiring.
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Wait a minute, chief, look.
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The old bug-in-the-towel trick.
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What are you talking about?
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That towel, chief.
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I'm absolutely
Positive it's bugged.
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I'm going to check it out.
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Good, it's empty.
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We can talk in here
Without being overheard.
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I can't figure it out, max.
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I know information is leaking
Out through this place,
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But there is absolutely no
Sign of how it's being done.
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- they're in the steam room now.
- excellent.
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I'm sure they'll prove to be
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As cooperative as
Our previous guests.
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Give them the truth steam.
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Boy, it's really getting
Hot in here, chief.
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It is a little uncomfortable,
But I don't really mind.
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I can afford to
Lose a few pounds.
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Don't be silly. For a man your
Age, you're in fantastic condition.
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Actually, to be quite
Truthful with you, chief,
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That's quite a bay
Window you've got there.
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Anybody ever tell
You you see pretty well
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For a man with squinty eyes?
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Well, it's a good thing
For control that I do,
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Because there are a lot
Of things that you overlook.
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The only things I overlook are
All the mistakes that you make.
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If you weren't like a son to me,
I'd have fired you a long while ago.
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Well, I'm very fond
Of you too chief
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In spite of all your drawbacks.
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I'm glad you feel that way, max.
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Even though you're the cause
Of all my migraine headaches.
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And prematurely gray hair.
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You don't have any
Hair, chief, you're bald.
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If I did have any hair, it
Would be gray, believe me.
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I've heard enough.
Turn off the speaker.
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So, our senator van
Horn turns out to be
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The chief of control.
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We must dispose
Of them immediately.
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Lock the door to the steam room.
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Turn off the truth steam.
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The truth steam is off
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Now turn up the
Live steam to 500°.
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That much?
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Chief, the temperature in here
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Is definitely getting too high.
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- why do you say that?
- my locker key is melting.
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I'm glad you mentioned
It. I thought it was only me.
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It is very warm in here.
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Chief, look at your toupee.
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- what's the matter with it?
- it's saluting.
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Max, we've got to get
Out of here right away.
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Right, chief.
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Hurry up, max, I'm having
Trouble breathing.
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Why don't you do what I do when
I have trouble breathing, chief?
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- what do you do?
- I take steam.
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Just get the door open.
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I can't, chief. It's stuck.
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Let me try.
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Max, it isn't stuck.
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It's locked from the outside.
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Well, then we're in luck, chief.
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All we have to do is go
Outside and open it up.
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How are we going to
If we're locked inside?
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Don't you see they're
Trying to kill us?
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Then that must mean
That they're onto us.
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If we only had a gun, we
Could shoot our way out.
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Max, we do have a gun.
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Of course. We do have a gun?
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Yes, I had control put a
Mini mauser under my toupee.
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- a mini mauser?
- yes.
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It's a new control weapon developed
By professor peter peckenpah
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You've seen it. The
Professor peter peckenpah
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All-purpose antipersonnel
Peckenpah pocket pistol.
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Of course. The professor-peter-peckenpah
All-purpose-antipersonnel-
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Peckenpah-pocket-pistol-
Under-the-toupee trick.
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00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,899
Max, will you open the door?
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00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,100
I'll shoot it open, chief.
Come on, stand back.
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00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:27,124
Right.
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00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,804
- max, they're coming.
- come on, this way.
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00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,025
They got away.
248
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,360
Quickly, seal off
The entire spa.
249
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,784
I want them dead or dead.
250
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,681
Psst, chief.
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00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,018
- are they gone?
- yes, I think we're in the clear.
252
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,986
Your shoe phone...
It's our only chance.
253
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,655
Right, the shoe phone.
254
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:23,125
Wait a minute, I can't use the
Shoe phone, I left it in the locker.
255
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,894
- well, open up the locker.
- but I can't.
256
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,152
Look, the steam melted
Down the locker key.
257
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,501
Max, look at your key. It's
Melted in the shape of a coin.
258
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,636
Yeah, just about
The size of a dime.
259
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,239
And over there on
That wall is the phone.
260
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,041
Of course, chief.
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00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:42,511
We'll call a locksmith and have
A new key made for the locker.
262
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,314
We won't call a locksmith.
We'll call larabee.
263
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,949
I don't think
That's a good idea.
264
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,885
I don't think larabee knows
Anything about lockers or keys.
265
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,776
Larabee can send help.
266
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,658
We should have heard
From them by now.
267
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,894
Don't worry. Believe
Me, they're all right.
268
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,430
I think they're in trouble.
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00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,265
I think so too.
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00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,103
Control headquarters,
Larabee speaking.
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00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,104
Max: larabee, maxwell smart.
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00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,307
Smart's not in. Would you
Like to leave a message?
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00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,043
Max: no, I don't want
To leave a message.
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00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,146
Okay, fella.
275
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,048
Max: chief, he hung up on me.
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00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,417
Chief: max, now we've got
To get out of here alive,
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00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:58,253
- if it's only to kill larabee.
- what do we do?
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00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,824
- call him back.
- with what? That was my last melted key.
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00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,088
Chief: I'll use mine.
280
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,071
Well, didn't he say who it was?
281
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,040
No, he just wanted
To talk to max.
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00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,144
- control headquarters.
- larabee, this is max.
283
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:26,248
Oh, hi, max. You just had a call, but
The guy didn't want to lave a message.
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00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,251
- larabee, that was me.
- was that you?
285
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,720
You should have left a
Message. We've been worried sick.
286
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,588
Let me talk to him, larabee.
287
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,157
Hello, max, are you all right?
288
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:38,193
I'm fine, 99, but believe
Me I'm glad you're there.
289
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:41,764
this is very important. I'd
Sure hate to trust it to larabee.
290
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,900
Uh, I know what you mean, max.
291
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,469
now get this, 99,
And get it straight.
292
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,238
the security of the entire
United states is at stake.
293
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,507
The security of the
Entire united states
294
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,611
Is at stake. Take
This down, larabee.
295
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,080
this is a code-four alert.
296
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,148
This is a code-four alert.
297
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,850
Code four? You sure
It's not a code five?
298
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,652
Max, are you sure
It's not a code five?
299
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,988
- code four.
- code four.
300
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:10,826
The security of the whole united states
Is at stake, and it's only a code four?
301
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,528
Seems to me like it should be a
Five, at least a four and a half.
302
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,898
Let me talk to him.
303
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,699
Max, are you sure
That's a code four?
304
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,168
larabee, would you
Get off the phone?
305
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,103
Chief: give me that phone, max.
306
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:23,472
larabee, this is the chief.
307
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,674
I can't talk to you now, chief.
308
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,543
We're in the midst
Of a code-four alert.
309
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,112
chief, somebody's coming.
310
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,896
larabee, hold on.
311
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,074
Sorry, gentlemen,
You've been cut off.
312
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,757
Well, gentlemen,
We meet at last.
313
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,659
So you're montague leach,
314
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,461
The man they call "The emperor."
315
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,329
Now that we're your prisoners,
What do you intend to do to us?
316
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,298
I'm going to dispose of you.
317
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,100
And then what?
318
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,670
Which one of you
Would like to go first?
319
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,139
Well, the chief has seniority.
320
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,673
Thanks, max.
321
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,042
Well, after all, chief,
You worked for control
322
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,912
For a lot of years. You're
Certainly entitled to a few benefits.
323
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,882
You will go first, mr. Smart.
324
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,416
However...
325
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,119
I'm going to give you
A sporting chance.
326
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,663
Does that mean I get
To go to the track?
327
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,626
Mr. Smart, this
Is trial by combat,
328
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,729
Just as it was done in
The days of ancient rome
329
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,832
When the gladiators
Fought in the coliseum.
330
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,522
Centurion?
331
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,309
I think this has gone far enough
332
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,811
All right, you big ugly gorilla,
333
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:39,736
Let's see how good you
Are without your fork.
334
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,295
Listen, I hope I
Wasn't out of line
335
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,619
With that crack about
The big ugly gorilla.
336
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,691
Wait a minute. This isn't
Fair, I don't have a weapon.
337
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,410
Oh, I was thinking more in terms
338
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,345
Of a sub-machine gun.
339
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,881
Let the combat begin!
340
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,716
Let it begin!
341
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,874
Max, you're the
Combat. Put on the gear.
342
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,579
Hey, watch it with that net!
343
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,781
You're liable to get
My sword tangled in it.
344
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,838
That's the purpose, mr. Smart.
345
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,725
You see, hmm, you see?
346
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:46,697
Now?
347
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:12,500
Mr. Leach, what do
You have to say now?
348
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:15,370
Very little. I'll let
This speak for me.
349
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,141
Now look what you've done.
350
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:22,932
What did you bump into me
For, just when I was taking aim?
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