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Sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
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But we are closing
In five minutes.
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This way, please.
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Smart?
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- maxwell smart?
- yes, is that you, mason?
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- yeah.
- here, take this.
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I'm sorry, I can't chew gum. Just
Had a tooth filled this morning.
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This isn't gum, it's microfilm.
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I don't know. I'll have
To check with my dentist.
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Don't be ridiculous.
This won't hurt you,
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As a matter of fact,
It's good for your teeth.
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Are you sure?
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Positive. Here, look at
What it says on the label.
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"Approved by the american
Dental association."
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Well, that's different.
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Why such elaborate precautions?
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In case you're captured,
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We don't want the microfilm
To fall into the wrong mouth.
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- now get going and make the delivery.
- right.
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- yes?
- larabee: chief, there's an important call
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- for you on line four.
- thank you, larabee.
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- larabee.
- yes, chief?
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- you're on line four.
- I know and, boy, is it important.
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I'd like to hear what it is.
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I thought you would. Max is
Calling you from egypt on line two.
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- thank you.
- for what?
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- for telling me about it.
- just doing my job, chief.
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- yes?
- hello, chief. Max.
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I just gave mason the microfilm.
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What a relief. The way
Kaos has been intercepting
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Our agents lately, I was
Afraid you'd never get through.
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Everything went like clockwork.
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Incidentally, that mason
Is a real swell agent.
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She ought to be. She's been with
Overseas control for eight years.
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"She"?
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Yes, stella mason.
She used to be married
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To harley mason of the
Cia. They got a divorce.
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She certainly fooled me
With that mustache and beard.
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Max, stella mason
Never wears disguises.
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She doesn't? Oh.
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Well, in that case I can understand
Why her marriage broke up.
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Ow.
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- good morning, chief.
- morning, 99.
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- any word from max?
- he's flying home.
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- that's good news.
- he failed his mission.
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That's bad news. Chief, can I
Talk to you about an assignment?
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- certainly, 99. Sit down.
- thank you.
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- how's it going?
- how's what going?
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- your assignment.
- I don't have one.
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That what I wanted
To talk to you about.
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- oh.
- chief, you stopped sending me
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On dangerous assignments
As soon as you found out
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That max and I were
Going to become parents.
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Precautionary measures, 99.
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Well, I can understand that.
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I can also understand your relegating
Me to elementary courier duty.
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But the twins are
Six months old now
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And I'm still doing
Unimportant courier work.
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- there's a reason for that, 99.
- what is it?
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When you live with someone
Like max for as long as you have
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Some of the characteristics
Of one person
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Start to rub off on the other.
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We all know that max isn't
Exactly agile on his feet.
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I mean, he's... Well...
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I know what you
Mean. He is, uh...
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Well, you know we
All love and adore max,
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But there's no
Denying he's very, uh...
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And we accept the
Fact that he's, uh...
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There's just no
Getting around it.
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There's not even a word for it.
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- do you follow me?
- huh?
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Now you see what you just did?
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Max's influence is
Showing on you already.
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You're starting to take
Up some of his mannerisms.
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Are you saying that I'm
Picking up max's habits?
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- yes, I am.
- now that's ridiculous, chief.
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Oh, sorry about that.
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honey, would you
Like some more coffee?
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- huh?
- I said...
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- would you like some more coffee?
- no thanks, 99.
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As a matter of fact, I think this
Shirt is going to be up all night as it is.
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Here, I'll help you get
It cleaned up in a jiffy.
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Max, do you notice
A change in me?
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I mean, do I seem to be getting
Clumsier and clumsier every day?
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Clumsy? Why do you say that?
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Because you drop a few things
Now and then doesn't mean anything.
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Something the chief
Said today bothers me.
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What did he say?
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He said I'm getting more
And more like you every day.
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Oh, really? In what way?
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Like right now. You're
Leaning on the table, right?
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Right.
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Actually, you're leaning
In the lemon meringue pie.
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Go on.
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I'll get it.
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- oh hi, chief.
- hello, ma...
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Sorry about that, chief.
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- what's new?
- this suit was, until I walked in.
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He did it.
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Did you want to see me
About something, chief?
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No. Actually, max, I
Wanted to speak to 99.
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99, I've been thinking about
What I said this morning
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And what you said and
I've come to the conclusion
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That you're right. You're
Much too good an agent
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And too vital to control not to be
Given some of our more important cases.
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Oh, chief, I can't tell you how
Marvelous that makes me feel.
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Well, it's almost 10:30.
Max, do you have a radio?
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You don't need a radio, chief,
I can tell you what time it is.
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It's almost 10:30.
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I know what time it
Is. Do you have a radio?
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Oh. I want you both
To listen to something.
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Man on radio: falling hundreds
Of feet into the inky blackness.
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thus in his quest
For the unattainable,
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van borg's lust
Ultimately lead to his death.
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van borg fell into the very
Cave he was searching for,
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never to see the
Light of day again.
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you have just
Heard the classic tale
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"Van borg and the lost cave,"
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directed by hannibal day,
Produced by hannibal day
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and starring hannibal day.
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this has been your
Announcer, frank ogg.
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this program is broadcast
To our armed forces overseas.
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And also to kaos.
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What do you mean, chief?
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Kaos is using the
Hannibal day program
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To send messages to their
Agents all over the world.
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You mean that's how they knew
Max was on a mission to cairo?
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Exactly. Our only problem is we
Don't know how they're doing it.
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A code in the script?
Sound effects?
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The organ music? We
Just don't know how.
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- what do you want me to do?
- 99, I've arranged for you
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To go to work as hannibal day's
Secretary effective immediately.
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Oh, chief, I can't tell you how
Much I appreciate this opportunity
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To get back into action. And
To justify your faith in me,
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I want you to know that
Nothing, I mean absolutely nothing,
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Will stand in the way
Of a successful mission!
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I'll get on it immediately.
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As soon as I wash my hands.
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Mi mi mi mi mi.
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"Yes, it's time for
Radio's greatest actor,
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Producer, director and writer,
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The incomparable hannibal day,
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And tonight's classic thriller,
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'death in the cemetery.'"
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Are your cues all marked?
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Yeah, I'm just getting
The last of them now.
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good.
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Uh, mr. Day?
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No, I'm his sound engineer,
Roger hammerstein.
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Oh. Well, I'm mr. Day's
New secretary.
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Oh, welcome. I, um...
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I hope you enjoy
Your week with us.
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- week?
- we have a rather generous turnover here.
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I have seniority right now.
I've been here three weeks.
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Oh, how nice for you. I mean
To have all that security.
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Uh, the great man cometh.
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Good afternoon, mr. Day.
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The script is a little long.
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Mine isn't.
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- miss hickenlooper.
- oh. Yes, mr. Day?
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You played a major seventh chord
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In our closing theme last night.
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Oh, it was a hangnail, mr. Day.
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I promise it won't happen again.
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It had better not.
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We still have those gaylord
Carter albums, you know.
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- who is it?
- hannibal day.
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Oh, I'm sorry, mr. Day. I
Didn't hear you come in.
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For a sound
Effects man, vasquez,
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You have a rather
Pitiful affliction.
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- what?
- you don't hear very well, do you?
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What?
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Mr. Day, I'd like you to
Meet your new secretary.
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- how do you do?
- does she have a name?
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- helen blake.
- you sound like a soap opera.
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- has she met everyone, roger?
- no, she just got here.
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Everyone,
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this is helen blake,
My new secretary.
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Roger hammerstein you've met.
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This is our organist
Naomi hickenlooper,
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- frank ogg, our announcer...
- hello.
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Windy vasquez, our
Sound effects man.
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What?
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Welcome to our happy family.
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No no no no!
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At the conclusion
Of my soliloquy
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I must have absolute silence!
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I want my words to penetrate.
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Miss hickenlooper.
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In this part of the script,
Where does it indicate music?
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- I didn't play any music.
- well, I heard something.
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What was it?
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Day: hmm.
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New shoes.
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Well, why don't
You get them fixed?
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- who...
- my name is cochran.
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I'm with the f.C.C. You are a
Control agent, aren't you?
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Is this some kind of
Joke, mr. Vasquez?
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I'm cochran of the federal
Communications commission.
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You must believe me! I'm
Not really hard of hearing.
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What? Speak a little louder.
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I pretended to be hard of hearing
So I could pick up some information.
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- I know who the kaos agent is.
- who?
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What? Talk a little louder.
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- who's the kaos agent?
- you'd never guess it.
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Vasquez, wherever you are, there's
Supposed to be a gunshot here!
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Be right there, mr. Day!
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- see you later.
- quick! Tell me who the kaos agent is.
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Meet me in the sound
Booth after the rehearsal.
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All right, let's take scene 14
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3/4 of the way down page 11.
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Miss hickenlooper,
I will cue you.
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Vasquez, we will begin with
Footsteps walking on gravel.
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Ready?! Now wait for
Your cues, everyone!
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"It was a soft spring night
As I walked along the trestle."
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Vasquez is dead.
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Shall I play something?
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What happened?
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There's been an accident, miss blake.
I think you'd better call the police.
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- oh no.
- how did it happen?
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Windy was supposed
To jump in this box
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And make a sound like
Someone walking on a trestle,
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But somebody wired the box
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And filled it with water.
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Windy was electrocuted.
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There, 99, does that
Make any sense to you?
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No, chief, but it's so strangely
Worded, I agree with you.
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There must be a code
In there somewhere.
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Well, this is cochran's script
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And that paragraph
Was circled in the script,
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Which is probably
Why he was murdered.
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If there is a kaos
Message in there,
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We've got to find
The code and break it.
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Too bad that's not a crossword
Puzzle. I'm good at those.
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You are, huh?
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What's a six-letter word
Meaning "A boarded up house"?
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- "Shut up"?
- please.
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Now let's try the
Science of cryptography.
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Supposing we use the
First word in each sentence?
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"Please...
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Nobody... Stock."
242
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,420
Try the second word, chief.
243
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All right.
244
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,092
"Please... To...
Your... Nature"...
245
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,127
No, that doesn't
Make any sense either.
246
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,262
Look at the fourth word
In the first sentence.
247
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,498
- "Control"?
- could that refer to us?
248
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,301
Well, let's try it. Let's see.
249
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,003
That's the fourth word,
Let's underline that
250
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And every fourth word.
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00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,130
"Control... Will... Destroy...
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00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,479
Kay... Us"... Kaos!
253
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:41,072
"Head... Quarters...
254
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,056
Stock... Home"?
Stockholm, sweden!
255
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,091
"Tomorrow"!
256
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,093
So they know about the raid.
257
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,462
But if this paragraph is
Read over the air tonight,
258
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,764
- kaos will be alerted!
- all right, 99, we'll make
259
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,633
A subtle change in the wording,
Just enough to throw kaos off.
260
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,503
but that radio show must
Go on tonight as planned.
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00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,972
- right, chief.
- now if we could just find out
262
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:06,274
Who wrote this script,
We'd find cochran's killer!
263
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,977
"Closed"!
264
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,645
- what?
- "Closed."
265
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,669
That's also a six-letter word
Meaning "A boarded up house."
266
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,298
Oh, I'm late. Am I in trouble?
267
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,700
Of course, but so
Am I. So is everyone.
268
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,436
- with the police?!
- no, with hannibal day.
269
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,305
He's not too happy
With tonight's show.
270
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,607
Oh, I don't
Understand that at all.
271
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,609
I read that script and I think
272
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,312
It's beautifully constructed
And very sensitive.
273
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,347
As a matter of fact,
I would love to meet
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00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,416
That author so I could
Tell him that myself.
275
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,341
Well, here's your chance.
276
00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,262
Ah. There you are, miss blake.
277
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:04,133
How pleasant to see
Your smiling face again.
278
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,635
Tell me, did you
Get those notes?
279
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,703
Uh, what notes
Are those, mr. Day?
280
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:12,462
The notes I've been trying to
Give you for the past two hours.
281
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,613
We'll discuss your short
Career in radio later.
282
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,915
At the moment, I'm in dire need
283
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,417
Of a woman screaming
On tonight's show.
284
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:26,689
- can you scream?
- well, I'll certainly give it a try.
285
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,265
Oh, that was splendid.
286
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,033
Can you do that again?
287
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,870
Well, if you can have that
Mouse run across the floor again.
288
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,273
We're on the air in two minutes.
289
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,508
So we are. Miss
Blake, come with me.
290
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,276
I'll show you where to stand,
291
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,734
And when the time comes
I'll tell you when to scream.
292
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,451
Mr. Day, I just
Adore your script.
293
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,118
I understand that you wrote it.
294
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,120
There's someone here
You'd better meet...
295
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,923
Vasquez's replacement.
The union sent him over.
296
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,628
- tut... Tuttle!
- huh?
297
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:10,588
It must be an occupational
Hazard. None of them hear well.
298
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:15,704
This is my former
Secretary helen trent.
299
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,328
Blake.
300
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,912
Max, I didn't know you
Were backing me up.
301
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,647
Well, after cochran
Was murdered,
302
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,817
The chief felt that it was too
Dangerous for you to handle alone.
303
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,753
Day: miss blake! 15
Seconds to airtime.
304
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,822
Max, hannibal day
Wrote the script.
305
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,024
He did? I just read
It. It's terrible.
306
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,194
Max, he's a murderer.
307
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,151
Oh. Well, I knew
He wasn't a writer.
308
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,047
Hello, out there in radioland.
309
00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:02,440
This is hannibal day.
310
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,860
"Yes, it's time for
Radio's greatest actor,
311
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,995
Producer, director and writer,
312
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,131
the incomparable hannibal day.
313
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,389
And tonight's
Classic thriller...
314
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,526
'death in the cemetery.'"
315
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,476
My name is spinozo.
316
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,612
the name should
Sound familiar to you.
317
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:35,450
I'm the man who lived twice.
318
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,254
It all began the night I died.
319
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:41,156
it was 3:00 in the morning
320
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,146
when the doorbell rang.
321
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,031
I would have gone
Right back to sleep
322
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:53,056
Except the knocking
On the door continued.
323
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,476
I finally had to get out of bed
324
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,167
Because the caller
Was so insistent.
325
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,419
It was then I realized
326
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,321
That there were two callers:
327
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,457
One ringing at the front door
328
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,647
And one knocking at the back.
329
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,492
I think the place
Was surrounded.
330
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,197
And then it started to rain.
331
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,151
My first mistake was to stand
And fight rather than run.
332
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,888
I... I knew I was surrounded
333
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,256
and to engage in battle
Would prove fatal.
334
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,326
that's when I
Picked up the knife
335
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:54,229
and threw it!
336
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:58,500
Luckily, the knife hit a
Gun lying on the floor
337
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,290
And the gun fired once.
338
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,327
Twice. Maybe more.
339
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,444
Then I ran for the door...
340
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,790
On my horse.
341
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,893
But I wasn't sure if
It would open or not.
342
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,934
Just what I thought. The
Door was hopelessly stuck.
343
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:35,859
But only for a minute.
344
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,377
If it hadn't been
For the landlady,
345
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,713
I might never have been saved.
346
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:47,137
Call it fate...
347
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:51,185
That caused me to fall
Through the trapdoor,
348
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:53,255
Call it what you will,
349
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,790
her scream filled the night!
350
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,774
Due to technical difficulties
Beyond our control
351
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:16,167
This half-hour program is
Only 20 minutes long tonight.
352
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,382
Hammerstein!
353
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:23,485
Tuttle, you shot my engineer.
354
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,288
The name is smart...
Maxwell smart.
355
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:29,958
I'm an agent of control, and
This is my wife, mrs. Maxwell smart.
356
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,294
- your wife?
- I'm also a control agent.
357
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,963
You mean you've been
Moonlighting as my secretary?
358
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,965
Not exactly. You
See, I'm on assignment.
359
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,867
I was sent here to
Uncover a kaos agent.
360
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,169
And that's him.
361
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,672
He can't be a kaos agent,
He's too good a writer.
362
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,842
You said you thought
The script was great.
363
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,244
Then you didn't write it?
364
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:51,847
I... Take credit for it,
365
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,382
But hammerstein there
Was the real author.
366
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,885
Then he got what
Was coming to him.
367
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,521
And it proves that
Hammerstein is the kaos agent
368
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,558
Who's been transmitting
Coded messages overseas.
369
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,760
One thing puzzles me, tuttle...
370
00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,762
Or smart or
Whatever your name is...
371
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,397
You shot him with a
Sound-effects pistol.
372
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,500
They're supposed to fire blanks.
373
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:15,336
That's right, max. When did you find
Out that the pistol fires real bullets?
374
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,795
Perhaps I can explain, 99.
375
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,877
When max first picked up
The gun during the show
376
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,678
And was firing
All over the place,
377
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:25,903
I was behind a curtain.
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