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Ah.
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Ah. Hmm.
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Stuart.
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Illumination!
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
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♪ Whatcha doing when you gone? ♪
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♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪
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♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪
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♪ Your life double-sided ♪
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♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
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♪ What side do I get? ♪
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♪ Which side are you on? ♪
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♪ So what have you done? ♪
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♪ Some of your dirt
has come to light ♪
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♪ Why were you ♪
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♪ Speeding up that hill ♪
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♪ Until the brakes came off? ♪
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♪ And someone saw you
in a fight ♪
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♪ Am I right? ♪
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♪ I know you heard the rumors ♪
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♪ You must get over to it
right away ♪
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♪ If anyone can do it ♪
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♪ You gotta get there soon,
it's not okay ♪
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♪ You got cars to drive,
plenty jets to fly ♪
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♪ When will you arrive? ♪
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♪ You're running outta time ♪
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♪ Don't you see that everything
is on the line? ♪
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♪ Am I right? ♪
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♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
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♪ That's the question ♪
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♪ The thrill of
the double life. ♪
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Phil, Ron, Ralph, stay focused!
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Ah. Okay, okay.
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Okay, our target
is Maxime Le Mal,
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one of the Anti-Villain
League's most wanted.
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And trust me, a real jerk.
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So, there is no room for error.
Got it?
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Si, boss.
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Uh, boss? Uh, Gru?
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♪ Yo, pretty ladies
around the world ♪
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♪ Got a weird thing
to show you ♪
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♪ So tell all
the boys and girls... ♪
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-Phil! Ron!
-Huh?
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Looka! Looka! Oh!
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Yummos!
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Come here, come here.
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Ah.
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Pusha. Pusha.
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Ah...
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-Helpa. Ah, helpa.
-Ah.
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Ah. Oh, helpa.
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Kids can be so cruel,
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but Maxime can be even crueler!
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Oh!
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Well, well, well.
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Look who it is.
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If it isn't Gru-ser the Loser.
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Well, if it isn't Maxime Le Mal.
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You look...
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Magnificent?
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Yes, I know.
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What did you think, huh?
I was going to look
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like a bald loser
with a dad bod?
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Oops, looks like
you beat me to it, no?
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Well, that's not...
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Ooh!
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Oh.
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It's good to laugh, no?
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Anyway, you remember
my girlfriend, Valentina?
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She was captain of
the Femme Fatales cheer squad
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and the most popular girl
in school, huh?
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I remember.
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Good to see you, Valentina.
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What happened, Gru?
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All your dreams of becoming
a famous villain,
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they go poof-poof, huh?
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Well, I don't know if you know,
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but I did manage
to steal the moon.
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Really?
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You mean that moon?
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Is this on?
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Can I have everyone's
attention, please?
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Good evening, and welcome,
Lycee Pas Bon alumni.
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Now, we're going to kick off
the festivities
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by announcing the winner
of our most coveted award,
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the Golden Alumni.
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And so, without further ado,
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the winner of this year's
Golden Alumni is, uh...
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oh, my favorite student,
Maxime Le Mal!
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-What? What?
-Oh, thank you.
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Are you kidding me?
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Thank you. Merci.
Merci beaucoup.
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Mais non, you don't have to.
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-Oh, thank you. Thank you.
-♪ You're unbelievable. ♪
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Thank you.
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I'm sure you all know
that I have
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something very big in the works.
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Now, some of you laughed
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at my childhood obsession
with cockroaches.
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But I quickly learned
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that they are a miracle
of evolution.
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And I have found a way
to harness the strength
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and the speed and the--
what is the word?--
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unsquishability of
the most powerful creature
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on the planet.
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Which makes me indestructible
and unstoppable!
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Maxime!
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Maxime! Maxime!
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Behold, the power
of the cockroach!
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Oh!
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Aah, aah! Stop! Oh, oh, stoppa!
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Aah! Stoppa!
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So, my sad little friend,
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what do you say about that, huh?
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Well, I'd say
you're under arrest,
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courtesy of
the Anti-Villain League.
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Oh, I don't think so, mon ami.
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Oh, yeah? Goop Grenade!
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Move in.
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-AVL!
-Stay where you are!
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Move, move, move!
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Stay there!
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Freeze!
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Gotcha.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!
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This is not happening.
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C'est impossible.
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Get your hands off of me!
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I...
I am commanding you to let...
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So long, Maxime.
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Who's the loser now?
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Loser!
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Loser! Loser!
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This is not over!
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You won't always have the AVL
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to fight your battles,
you coward.
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Mark my words,
I will exterminate you!
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What?
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Not, uh... not scary at all.
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Hello, everybody.
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-Gru, what's up?
-Hey, Gru!
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-Hey, Gru.
-I'm so happy you're here!
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What's shaking in the Gru house?
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Look what I taught Lucky.
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Lucky, sit.
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Aw, Lucky. I said "sit."
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Well, it is only
his first lesson.
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Uh, maybe we practice outside
from now on.
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There's my favorite husband.
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Did you remember
to get the milk?
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Well, yes. They had a few kinds.
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They got the almond milk,
soy milk, hemp milk,
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oat milk, goat milk,
chocolate milk, half-and-half,
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powdered and of magnesia.
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What about regular milk?
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Uh, they don't make that
anymore.
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Oh.
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Wait a minute.
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One, two, three girls.
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One wife.
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Something is missing.
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No, I think that's
all of us, yeah.
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You know what,
I keep forgetting-- this guy!
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Oh!
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There's my boy!
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There he is.
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A-coochie-coochie-
coochie-coochie.
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Where is Daddy's hug?
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Oh, looks like somebody's
a little cranky.
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Behind that sourpuss,
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I know you love your dada!
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Go on, say it. "Dada."
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"Dada."
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Yes, of course he loves you.
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He just... he just doesn't
show it on his face.
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Or with his body language.
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Right, Gru Jr.? Come on.
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Show Daddy
how much you love him.
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Oh, I know what
will make you happy.
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Mmm. Bahama Medley.
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No?
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It's from the Bahamas--
all of them.
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Look. Oh, so yummy.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Oh, that really tastes
like the Bahamas.
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See? He loves his daddy.
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He's sharing.
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Phil, Ralph, Ron.
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Thanks, guys.
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Ramsbottom?
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"Bottom."
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I need a word with you both.
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-Sure, but what...
-I'm sorry,
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there's no time for chitchat.
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Maxime Le Mal has sent you
a message from prison.
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Bonjour, Gru.
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I know you can hear me,
so hear this.
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You think you can humiliate me
and get away with it, yes?
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But no!
When I break out of prison,
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I'm coming for my revenge, Gru,
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but this time,
I won't go so easy on you.
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And I know where you live,
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so you'd better sleep
with one eye open,
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'cause you can't hide from me.
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Sweet dreams, Gru-ser!
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Don't worry,
he can't get out of there.
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It's a maximum security prison.
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Ah, yes, well, um...
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he escaped yesterday.
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What?!
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Leave our home?
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Oh, no, you're gonna love it.
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It's-it's called the safe house,
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and it's fun, and it's safe,
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and it's fantastic,
and we're going.
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Yeah, you'll get a new room,
go to a new school.
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That'll be fun, right?
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Everything's gonna be new.
We love new.
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What about all my friends?
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You'll make new friends,
probably better ones.
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-I can't believe this.
-Yes, yes.
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Lot of emotions,
big life change.
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Less talking, more walking.
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Come on. Here we go.
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I'm sorry you can't go with us,
Lucky.
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Take good care of him.
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Be good, Lucky.
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Don't forget to practice
your tricks.
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We'll arrive at the AVL
safe house in a few hours.
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Mayflower is a lovely town.
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A lovely, safe, boring town.
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Trust me,
it is for the best, Gru.
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And what about Grandma?
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And Uncle Dru?
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I'm sorry, no one can know
of your whereabouts.
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Not even family.
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Bingo,
there's your silver lining.
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And you promise to take care
of the other Minions?
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They'll be safe and sound
at AVL headquarters.
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I have big plans for them.
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Good luck with that.
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♪ Been a bad girl, I know I am ♪
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♪ And I'm so hot, I need a fan ♪
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♪ I don't want a boy,
I need a man... ♪
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That is it!
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Quiet!
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You are now on Carl's bus.
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And Carl is
a longtime AVL employee
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whose retirement benefits
are almost vested,
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so while on Carl's bus,
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you follow Carl's rules.
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No shenanigans, no antics
and no tomfoolery.
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Tom?
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So this ends now,
or you're gonna see
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a side of Carl
you do not want to see.
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Do I make myself clear?!
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Bazooka!
265
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♪ Yah yah yah, boombayah... ♪
266
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,262
Carl does not like this!
267
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,972
Watch your hands.
What are you doing?
268
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,057
Who's pinching?! No!
269
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,434
♪ Yah, yah, yah, yah ♪
270
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,894
-♪ Let's go! ♪
-♪ Ooh-ooh. ♪
271
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,983
Here we are,
the town of Mayflower.
272
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,192
The safe house has been used
273
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,029
to protect our agents
for decades now.
274
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,947
Oh, look at that place.
275
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,408
Wow, look at these lawns,
the flowers.
276
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,785
Whoa, that is cool!
277
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,078
Are we really gonna live here?
278
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,955
-Look at that fountain!
-Whoa.
279
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,999
Awesome.
280
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,500
Oh, is that one ours?
281
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,669
-Uh, uh, looka.
-Whoa! -Look at that!
282
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,171
Oh, that's pretty!
283
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,256
I could get used to this.
284
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:30,054
Ooh, it looks like
a princess lives there!
285
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,514
And here it is.
286
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,018
Your new home.
287
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,524
Oh.
288
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,234
Hmm. No fountain.
289
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,570
I'm sure it's gonna be great.
290
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,280
Come on.
291
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:03,170
Wow, it's so...
cold and uninviting.
292
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,713
But in a homey kind of way.
293
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,006
What?
294
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,134
Yes, everything here
is AVL standard.
295
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,511
What it lacks in comfort,
296
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,638
it more than makes up for
in functionality.
297
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,475
Th-There's even a fully
automated lockdown mode.
298
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,935
Isn't that fun?
299
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,020
Ooh, full lockdown mode.
300
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,355
Yay.
301
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,607
It has a vending machine!
302
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:27,111
I love this place!
303
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,367
Uh, uh, looka.
304
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,163
This will be great.
305
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,957
All right, now down to business.
306
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,961
For your own safety, you'll all
be assuming new identities.
307
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,422
New identities?
Is that really necessary?
308
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,465
It's not up for debate, Gru.
309
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,301
Now, you are
a solar panel salesman.
310
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,680
Lucy, you're a hair stylist
at an upscale salon.
311
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,849
A hair stylist?
312
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,475
Yes! Jackpot!
313
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,436
Silas, did you choose that
because you knew
314
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:03,480
I cut my own hair and that
I would totally rock at this?
315
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,607
No.
316
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,151
"Chet Cunningham."
317
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,987
Da, that's got
a nice ring to it.
318
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,196
Girls.
319
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,698
Cool.
320
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,491
I'm Blair.
321
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,826
Britney?
322
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,369
My name is Bree?
323
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,788
Oh, come on. There are
worse names than Bree.
324
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,790
Yeah, like Blanche.
325
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,333
Yes, Margo.
326
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,753
Blanche?
Oh, that is a terrible name.
327
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,381
Imagine being named Blanche.
328
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,009
Truly, I cannot think
of a worse...
329
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,844
My name's Blanche, isn't it?
330
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,137
Yup.
331
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,764
Well, I'll get used to it.
332
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:40,184
Well, why don't you girls go
and pick out your rooms
333
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,561
while I have a word
with your parents?
334
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,940
Yes, I-I didn't want
to frighten the girls,
335
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,525
but it is absolutely crucial
336
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,861
you keep your true identities
under wraps.
337
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:55,157
Gru, you're going to have
to try to not be so Gru-ish.
338
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,742
What is that supposed to mean?
339
00:17:56,784 --> 00:18:00,329
Well, I'm just saying you tend
to stand out in a crowd.
340
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,331
That's all. You know, you, uh...
341
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,666
Like the way you're always
cranky and irritable
342
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,127
and, uh, how you make things
a bit awkward
343
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,712
for everyone around you.
344
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,339
You do do that.
345
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,341
-I mean, you, you know, you...
-Okay, enough.
346
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,219
I don't make people awkward
or uncomfortable.
347
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,262
I'm very comforting.
348
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,264
Like a nice meat loaf.
349
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,600
I'm pretty delicious.
350
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,563
This is not awkward.
351
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,357
You're the ones
who are making it awkward.
352
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,484
Gru, you have to blend in.
353
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,611
Your family's lives
are at stake.
354
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,987
You understand?
355
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,697
Of course. Yes.
Fully understand.
356
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,534
We would do anything to keep
our family safe. Yeah.
357
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:42,121
Right, well, I'll be in contact
when this is all over.
358
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,998
Until then,
capturing Maxime Le Mal
359
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,459
is our top priority.
360
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,129
Stay safe.
361
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,550
You know what, Gru?
Maybe this isn't so bad.
362
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,927
We need a break
from chasing down villains
363
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,221
and dangerous missions, right?
364
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,557
We can actually be
a normal family for once.
365
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,184
And I can finally spend
366
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,062
some little bonding time
with the baby.
367
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,565
It's gonna be great, right, pal?
368
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,567
Who's got your nose?
Who's got...
369
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:14,528
Aah! He's got my nose!
370
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,114
Quite the grip there.
371
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,490
The kid is strong.
372
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,668
Ah.
373
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,478
♪ Let's be free, baby,
and cruise the world ♪
374
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,480
♪ Are you with it, girl? ♪
375
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:54,902
♪ I'm free to do what I want
and have a good time... ♪
376
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,323
Thank you. Look at everyone.
377
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,409
Yes. We are having
a good time, right?
378
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,245
♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪
379
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,039
♪ And have a good time... ♪
380
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:13,253
No, I love you.
381
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,256
Thank you, my beautiful army.
382
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,676
Maxime's back, baby!
383
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,805
And a special merci beaucoup
384
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,767
to everyone who helped me
break out of AVL prison.
385
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,019
Todd and Linda, where are you?
Where are you?
386
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,479
Yes. For distracting the guards.
387
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,023
Oh, très magnifique.
388
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,692
Now, silence!
389
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:39,112
We must make Gru suffer
for arresting me.
390
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,825
And what better way
than to take away from him
391
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,702
his precious little baby?
392
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,205
Oh, I want to take that baby!
393
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,085
-Oh, Maxime.
-No, no, wait, wait.
394
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,378
Not Maxime.
395
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,547
What if I start going
by Cockroach Man?
396
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,550
Huh? Little on the nose,
but it is very clear, huh?
397
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,219
It's good, no?
398
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,471
I'm not calling you
that stupid name,
399
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,057
but I love this evil plan.
400
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,642
Well, Gru has it coming.
401
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,561
He humiliated me
in front of the whole school.
402
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,773
I had my trophy and everything.
403
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,151
But now the game begins!
404
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,237
He runs and hides
like the mouse,
405
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,615
and we find him like the cat!
406
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,617
Game on.
407
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,164
Stoppa. Stoppa.
408
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:34,084
Stoppa. Stoppa.
409
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,505
Stoppa!
410
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,925
♪ Okay, we've got Chet's famous
super cheesy scrambled eggs ♪
411
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,261
♪ And Blanche's famous bacon ♪
412
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,096
♪ That spells your name. ♪
413
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,223
Here you go...
414
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,225
Britney.
415
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,435
Wait.
416
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,146
I can't say my name is Britney.
417
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,023
That would be a lie.
418
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,441
Yes.
419
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,110
But we aren't "stupposed"
to lie.
420
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,778
Don't think of it as lying.
421
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,323
Think of it as
high-stakes pretending.
422
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,491
Well, I'm not going to.
423
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,536
-Ah, just a little white lie.
-Nope.
424
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,789
Agnes, as your father,
I command you to lie.
425
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:13,540
No.
426
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,584
-Yes, lie.
-Mm-mm.
427
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:18,670
You are walking on thin ice,
little lady.
428
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,546
Hmph.
429
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,467
Why can't you be more like
your sister Edith?
430
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,344
She lies all the time.
431
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,471
-No, I don't.
-See? See?
432
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,181
She's lying right now.
433
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,432
Beautifully, I might add.
434
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,767
Okay, you guys.
435
00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,643
This is our first big day
in Mayflower,
436
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,146
and I say we make it
a great one.
437
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,773
Right, Chet Jr.?
438
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,399
Woo-hoo! Mayflower!
439
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,193
Yeah! Woo-hoo!
440
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:42,736
We're gonna be late for karate.
441
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,488
-And you have to get Margo
to school. -Ah.
442
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,281
It's gonna be awesome.
443
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,783
-Yay.
-Hey.
444
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:51,244
You just have to put yourself
out there, and I promise,
445
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:53,538
Mayflower will love
Chet Cunningham.
446
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:55,916
Well, they're gonna love him
just as much as I do.
447
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,292
Mm.
448
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,668
And you, little man,
are gonna have
449
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,420
so much fun
with your daddy today.
450
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,300
Yep, just you and Dada.
451
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,302
Come on, say it. "Dada."
452
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,638
"Dada."
453
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,102
Gonna be a fun day.
454
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,372
Okay.
455
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,170
Thanks a lot, guys.
456
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,510
All right.
457
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,470
-Thanks, hon. Bye.
-Bye.
458
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,140
Look, Margo. Neighbors.
459
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,891
Hello!
460
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,184
Hmm?
461
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,310
Come on.
462
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,146
You got this, Chet.
463
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:04,151
I'm your new neighbor,
Chet Cunningham.
464
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,735
Uh-huh. Perry Prescott.
465
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:10,198
So, what, uh, brings you
to the neighborhood, Chet?
466
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,617
Well, uh...
467
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,494
Solar panels.
468
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,539
That's it. I sell solar panels.
469
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,250
Have you joined
the solar revolution?
470
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,085
Yeah, no.
471
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,087
Uh, I think I'm good.
472
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,255
Good to know.
473
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,090
So, uh, what do you do, Perry?
474
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,800
I own Prescott Motors,
475
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:32,512
the largest auto dealer
in the state.
476
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,140
Wow. That's impressive.
477
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,184
This is my daughter Margo.
478
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:38,393
Bree, Dad.
479
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,270
Ah, yes.
480
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,938
Yes. Did I say "Margo"?
481
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,357
It's funny because
I was thinking...
482
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:45,775
I was thinking about a fish
483
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,944
I once had as a pet named Margo,
484
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:52,407
who lived in the pond
and, uh, then died.
485
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,912
Anyway, I, uh...
486
00:24:56,953 --> 00:25:00,749
I am about to take Bree
to school for her first day.
487
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:04,127
Yeah, I was about to take Poppy
to school, so...
488
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,213
Poppy. Hello, Poppy.
489
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,256
That's a fun name to say.
490
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,091
You want to carpool with us?
491
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,551
No.
492
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,512
You can be friends with Bree.
493
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:14,804
Right, Bree?
494
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,349
You don't have any friends.
495
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,938
Well, love the chitchat, Chet,
but she's got school,
496
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:25,857
and I'm meeting some pals
over at the country club, so...
497
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:27,859
Ooh, country club.
That sounds like a lot of fun.
498
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,195
If I were ever invited
to a country club,
499
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:34,574
I am sure
that I would love it.
500
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,661
Yeah, well, we really
have to get going,
501
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,162
so nice meeting you, Chet.
502
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,997
♪ I'm too sexy... ♪
503
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,541
Okay, cool.
504
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:46,628
Anytime you want to hang out,
just hit me up with a text.
505
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,588
He's gonna text me.
506
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,715
That was painful.
507
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:57,931
You'll see, by lunchtime,
you will have forgotten
508
00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,684
all about your old,
lousy friends.
509
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:03,562
Mm, not so sure about that.
510
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,365
Hey, honey, you got this.
511
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,534
You are smart. You are funny.
512
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,578
What's there to worry about,
right?
513
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:22,163
They're gonna love you.
514
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,958
Thanks, Gru.
515
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,169
Buh-bye.
516
00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,215
Oh, please let them love you.
517
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,097
Hey, Poppy.
518
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,020
Uh...
519
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,732
Move it!
520
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,400
Sorry. My bad.
521
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,862
I'm going. All right, I'm going.
522
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,990
Ooh. Glassos.
523
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:27,896
All right, gentlemen, fall in.
524
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,775
Some of you may be wondering
why you're here.
525
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,610
-Uh...
-Si.
526
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,612
As you may or may not know,
527
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,155
I was recently called out
of retirement
528
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:40,325
to head up the AVL's
new top secret initiative
529
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,702
to take down Maxime Le Mal.
530
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,621
And that's where you come in.
531
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,289
We need volunteers.
532
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,502
We are looking for the strong,
the mighty...
533
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:51,753
-Oh.
-Uh...
534
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,088
-...the fearless.
-Uh, nope.
535
00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,799
-We need the best of the best.
-Uh...
536
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,802
So, who's it going to be?
537
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,931
Yes, nice work, gentlemen.
538
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,141
Uh, blumach.
539
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,019
The AVL is known
540
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:10,313
for cutting-edge weapons
and vehicles,
541
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,358
but now we are developing
cutting-edge agents,
542
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,654
and I can think of no better
guinea pigs than you.
543
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,280
Guinea pig! Yeah!
544
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:23,743
You will be the first
to test our Super-serum,
545
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:26,246
designed to transform you
into elite agents
546
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:31,042
with powers and abilities
far beyond those of mortal man.
547
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:34,629
Or you might just explode.
548
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,423
We don't really know.
549
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:37,757
Uh, uh, huh?
550
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,179
Ah...
551
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:22,135
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the Mega Minions.
552
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:31,853
Cool!
553
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,063
Aw, you guys look adorable.
554
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,191
And-and really tough
and-and scary.
555
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:38,568
I'll look even better
when I have a black belt.
556
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,069
Hi-yah!
557
00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:42,906
Ooh, ooh! I'm gonna break
a brick with my head.
558
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,116
That's the spirit. Oh!
559
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:48,578
Oh, okay, now, go have fun
while I'm at work.
560
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,581
Blair and Britney, right?
561
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,291
-Mm...
-We will!
562
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,084
Okay. Bye, Mom.
563
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:56,544
Bye!
564
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:57,670
Gotcha.
565
00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,422
Hi-yah!
566
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,174
Circle up, people.
567
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,054
Show respect for your sensei.
568
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,265
Yes, Sensei O'Sullivan!
569
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,059
Hai!
570
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:17,857
You, Moscovitch, didn't I
tell you to cut that hair?
571
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,609
You look like a sheepdog.
572
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,027
Sorry, Sensei.
573
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,572
Now, we have
two new students today
574
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:29,619
ready to begin their journey--
hi-yah!-- to awesomeness.
575
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,955
You, tiny girl.
576
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,332
Step forward
and tell us your name.
577
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,875
Um...
578
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,169
It's Britney.
579
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,671
Uh...
580
00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,965
m-my name?
581
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:44,968
I can't...
582
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,637
There's no "can't" in karate.
583
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,014
Ten push-ups after class!
584
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:51,975
Hey, that's not fair.
585
00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:56,813
You better not be talking back
to your sensei.
586
00:30:58,439 --> 00:31:02,318
Now, are you ready to tell us
your name and participate?
587
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,320
Mm...
588
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,989
I guess not.
589
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,991
Then why don't you go sit
590
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,410
in the corner
of disgrace and reflection
591
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:13,454
and think about what kind
of person you want to be?
592
00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:22,338
Now, am I gonna get
any trouble from you?
593
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,048
Yeah, probably.
594
00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,383
Excuse me?
595
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,052
If you think I'm above
fighting children,
596
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:30,972
you picked the wrong dojo.
597
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,574
That was for my sister.
598
00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:55,496
You broke my pinkie toe.
599
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,876
That's gonna be
a lot of push-ups.
600
00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,212
Okay, put this over here.
601
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,339
Hair gel.
602
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:05,840
-Hairspray.
-Oh, uh, Mrs. Cunningham.
603
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,884
Oh, yeah, uh, yeah? Uh, um, hi.
604
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,887
I have to say,
this is quite a résumé.
605
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,805
Well, what can I say?
606
00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,223
I'm good at what I do.
607
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:17,226
Well, you are exactly
what we need here.
608
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:19,729
Lot of vain, demanding divas
in this town.
609
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,943
I have a hair emergency, people.
610
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:28,738
Where's what's-her-name?
Remy? Rhonda?
611
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,615
Oh, Melora, I'm so sorry.
612
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:31,991
Rachel's on maternity leave.
613
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,577
What?! Oh, that is unacceptable.
614
00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:39,749
But you are in luck, because
Blanche here is fantastic.
615
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:42,126
Perfect. I'll be in my chair.
616
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,004
Okay, kiddo, you're up.
617
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,923
♪ Let's go! ♪
618
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:52,595
So, Melora,
what are we thinking?
619
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,640
What if we just wet the hair
and let it dry in the air?
620
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,226
Let nature do
its "thang," you know?
621
00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:00,937
No, no, no, no,
that style is dead to me.
622
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,731
It's-it's time for
a whole new Melora.
623
00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:05,900
I want this.
624
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,777
Wow.
625
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,154
Wow. Um...
626
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:14,117
Okay. Let's start with color.
627
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,995
Yes, color, 'cause that's
what you start with.
628
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,832
A little of this.
629
00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,625
Some of that.
630
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,043
And, ooh, that's pretty.
631
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,712
This isn't so hard.
632
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:29,549
Uh...
633
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,346
What?
634
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,474
Should it be smoking?
635
00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:39,767
Yes, uh-huh.
636
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,602
Smoking means it's working.
637
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:51,195
What's going on?
638
00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:53,281
Perfect. No one panic.
639
00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:55,575
Call 911!
640
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,707
Quickly, quickly.
641
00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:04,792
Oh.
642
00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,544
Wonder where they're going.
643
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:11,716
Voilà.
644
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:13,384
My latest creation.
645
00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:16,971
All of my transformation powers
in a handheld design, huh?
646
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,473
Ay, I love it.
647
00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:20,558
Oh, and look at
the little antenna.
648
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,559
That's so cute.
649
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,561
It's not supposed
to be cute, no!
650
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:26,606
I'm going for intimidating.
Terrifying, even.
651
00:34:26,647 --> 00:34:31,027
Now, all I have to do is find
that walking bald potato,
652
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,362
and his baby is mine.
653
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:35,531
Check this out.
654
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:51,964
No, I kid you not. I'm being...
655
00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:53,424
Whoa!
656
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,219
Whoa!
657
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,152
Oh, this is going to be so good!
658
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,750
Okay, Daddy is
officially exhausted.
659
00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,127
I changed your diaper.
660
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,003
I've got your bottle,
your Binky.
661
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:33,214
And here are your balloons.
662
00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,590
There you go.
663
00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,509
You like those, right?
664
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,928
All right,
a little bit of me time.
665
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,408
Mmm, mmm.
666
00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:14,964
Someone put a glitter bomb
in my locker.
667
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,633
Ugh, teenagers are the worst.
668
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:21,971
Yeah, babies are no picnic,
either.
669
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,314
Junior!
670
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,995
Ah, okay, okay.
671
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,999
Dua Lipa. Prosciutto.
672
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,800
Fire in de bowl!
673
00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:03,429
Good night, Ralph.
674
00:37:06,515 --> 00:37:08,559
♪ Taking out the trash
'cause I'm an awesome dad ♪
675
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,811
♪ And the baby finally
went to sleep. ♪
676
00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,150
Hello, Gru.
677
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:17,276
Hello. Wha... Hey.
678
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:19,445
What. What the...
679
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,949
Oh. Hello, Poppy.
680
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:24,283
Did you say something?
681
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:27,078
Wha... My name's Chet,
by the way.
682
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,704
Chet Cunningham.
683
00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:29,956
Gru?
684
00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:32,625
Wha...
What does that even mean?
685
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,171
It means you're bad at lying.
686
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,714
Hey, that's not nice.
687
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:41,217
Ever hear of respecting
your elders?
688
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,219
I don't respect boomers.
689
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,762
I just mock them.
690
00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:49,016
Is that, like, a joke
you read on the Web?
691
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,227
Wow. "The Web"?
692
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,895
How old are you?
693
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,773
Well, old enough to know
that you are a rotten little...
694
00:37:57,733 --> 00:38:00,152
You better watch yourself.
695
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:01,570
Ooh.
696
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:04,240
You used to be a master villain.
697
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,450
That's not me.
698
00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:08,411
I don't even see a resemblance.
699
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:11,205
Clearly, you have the wrong guy,
700
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:14,417
as I sell... mm, solar panels.
701
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,836
Oh, don't worry.
I'm not gonna expose you.
702
00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:19,171
Because you're gonna help me
pull a heist.
703
00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:21,090
We start planning tomorrow.
704
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,758
You want to pull a heist?
705
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,428
Listen, kid, I'm not going to...
706
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:28,014
-No, you listen, old man.
-Ow.
707
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:29,849
I own you.
708
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:34,312
And I promise,
you do not want to cross me.
709
00:38:34,353 --> 00:38:35,980
Okay.
710
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:39,817
All right, but tomorrow
is-is not really good timing.
711
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,152
Bummer for you.
712
00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:43,154
Because this is happening,
713
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:49,327
unless you want the whole world
to know exactly who you are...
714
00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:53,497
...Gru.
715
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,877
She's terrifying.
716
00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:02,840
Ah.
717
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:05,051
Oh, looka!
718
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:10,139
Bello. Bello. Thank you.
719
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,476
-Ow!
-Ooh!
720
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:23,361
Oh, thank you.
721
00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:27,948
Yay!
722
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,158
Oh, blumach.
723
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,869
Hey, Jiminy! Tu cafe le colda?
No problemo.
724
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,102
Thank you.
725
00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:00,564
All right, all right,
s-settle down.
726
00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:02,358
Settle down!
727
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,984
Thank you.
728
00:40:04,026 --> 00:40:06,237
It's time to get you out
for some real-world training.
729
00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:10,783
And if you do well out there,
730
00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:14,245
you'll be the AVL's
new secret weapon.
731
00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:15,538
Pomodoro!
732
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,927
I'm quite sure
I won't regret this.
733
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,347
No, the painters canceled.
734
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:34,765
-Uh-huh.
-True story.
735
00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:36,475
-Wow. -I don't know what is
the deal with these...
736
00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:37,935
-Morning, neighbors!
-Uh...
737
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,437
Hey there!
738
00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:42,106
Still waiting on that invite,
Perry.
739
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,441
-Uh...
-Oh!
740
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:45,526
-No. No. No, no.
-Yoo-hoo!
741
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,236
-Patsy.
-Oh, neighbors.
742
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:49,238
-Oh, Patsy.
-Hi there.
743
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,282
I'm Perry's wife Patsy.
744
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:52,491
Oh. I'm Blanche.
745
00:40:52,533 --> 00:40:54,118
And this is Chet.
746
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,621
Hi. So I look over here,
and I see you, and...
747
00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,790
I have one of
my brilliant ideas.
748
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,918
Perry needs a fourth
for tennis tomorrow.
749
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,295
Oh, honey.
750
00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:05,880
I... I don't know.
751
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:08,466
He doesn't seem like
much of a tennis guy.
752
00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:09,758
Much of a tennis guy?
753
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,510
I am too much of a tennis guy.
754
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,471
I'm Mr. Tennis.
755
00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:16,682
It's my favorite
of all the sports games.
756
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:19,685
With the racket and, uh,
with the balls.
757
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,812
So yellow and fuzzy.
758
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:23,856
Oh, then we're all set.
759
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,608
See you two at the club
tomorrow.
760
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:27,651
Toodle-oo.
761
00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:30,070
Okay. Toodle-oo to you two, too.
762
00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:33,491
So, you-you play tennis?
763
00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:36,410
Yes, yes, I play tennis.
764
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,746
I'm pretty fantastic, actually.
765
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:41,123
Well, at least I was
at summer camp.
766
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:42,291
Wow, that's great.
767
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,584
Here you go.
768
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,377
Mwah. Okay, bye.
769
00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:48,005
Have fun.
770
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,674
There you go.
771
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:53,302
Okay.
772
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,638
Huh?
773
00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:04,730
What the...
774
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,288
Gru.
775
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,165
You can't hide from me, Gru.
776
00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:25,834
Ay, my back is killing me.
777
00:42:25,876 --> 00:42:27,795
How long is this gonna take?
778
00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:30,464
It will take
as long as it takes.
779
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,175
Mark my words, Gru will not win.
780
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:36,303
This won't be like
the ninth grade talent show.
781
00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:38,597
Ay, again with this.
782
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:41,267
Yes, again.
It was a pivotal moment.
783
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:43,143
Why can't you indulge me?
784
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,231
It was the night
of the big show.
785
00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:51,026
I had practiced for weeks,
786
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:54,655
perfecting a number that would
blow my classmates away.
787
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:57,366
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon... ♪
788
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,493
I was about to go on when...
789
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:00,953
-What?
-I heard it.
790
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,080
Wait. Oh.
791
00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:08,627
♪ Karma, karma, karma, karma,
karma chameleon... ♪
792
00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:11,463
There was that little jerk
793
00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:13,048
doing my big number.
794
00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:15,801
♪ You come and go... ♪
795
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:18,429
He ruined everything.
796
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,638
I couldn't go on after him.
797
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,473
I would've looked like a fool.
798
00:43:21,515 --> 00:43:23,434
Like I was copying him.
799
00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:25,686
Maybe it was just a coincidence.
800
00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,646
That was a very popular song.
801
00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:29,565
Oh, no, no, no, no. He knew.
802
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,442
He did it on purpose.
803
00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:33,360
He reveled in humiliating me.
804
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:34,945
Huh?
805
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:37,615
-What now?
-Ugh, we're low on fuel.
806
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,325
It's always something.
807
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:42,369
Look, I can never focus
on just being evil.
808
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,204
Okay.
809
00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:46,081
Pull over.
810
00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:16,278
Okay, let's see.
811
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,197
Regular unleaded.
812
00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:19,365
Ooh. Wow.
813
00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:20,908
It is expensive, no?
814
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:24,703
Okay. Insert card
and remove rapidly.
815
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:26,872
"Card not read."
816
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,293
-Oh, come on.
-Did you pull it out rapidly?
817
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,712
Yes, yes, very rapidly.
818
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:44,264
Ay, get me a slushy.
It's my cheat day.
819
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:49,395
Hey, you, your stupid machine
won't read my card.
820
00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:51,313
Did you remove it rapidly?
821
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:52,481
Yes.
822
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,733
Well, sometimes it's too rapid.
823
00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:56,860
You should probably try again.
824
00:44:56,902 --> 00:45:00,155
I don't have time for this!
825
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:01,782
Whoa!
826
00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:05,911
I'm trying to destroy
my archnemesis.
827
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,039
Now, give me 900 gallons
on pump four, you idiot.
828
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,750
Please don't hurt me.
829
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,877
Oh, I'm not going to hurt you.
830
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,381
Wha...
831
00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:20,092
Ow!
832
00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,973
Oh, look at you.
833
00:45:26,014 --> 00:45:28,559
Much better.
834
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,477
Now, get me a purple slushy!
835
00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:34,398
I'm not paying for that,
just so you know.
836
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,733
So there.
837
00:45:35,774 --> 00:45:36,984
I know I'm so bad.
838
00:45:42,614 --> 00:45:46,702
Hmm. Okay, why don't you guys
pick out a healthy cereal?
839
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:50,372
This was Lucky's
favorite cereal.
840
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:54,334
You don't think
he'll forget me, do you?
841
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:57,296
Oh, sweetheart,
that's impossible.
842
00:45:57,337 --> 00:46:00,048
You play with Lucky
and-and dress him up.
843
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,134
And you guys have your podcast.
844
00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:05,888
There is no way in this world
he could ever forget
845
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,182
his best friend.
846
00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:10,184
Thanks, Mom.
847
00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:11,602
Oh, look it!
848
00:46:11,643 --> 00:46:14,563
This one has extra marshmallows!
849
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,106
Double Frosted Choco Clusters.
850
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:18,776
-Yeah.
-Yeah, let's go with those.
851
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,569
All right, what else do we need?
852
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:24,239
Oh, no.
853
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:26,950
Nobody see. Nobody notice.
Nobody notice.
854
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,538
-Whew.
-What's wrong?
855
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:32,831
Huh?
856
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,792
Oh, nothing. Just, uh...
857
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,628
ooh, stretching
before we hit the aisles.
858
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:41,006
Shopping is the number one
cause of pulled hamstrings.
859
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,050
Probably didn't know that.
860
00:46:45,844 --> 00:46:48,138
Okay, all stretched.
Let's go. Quickly.
861
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,848
Quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
862
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:51,350
Okay. Coast is clear.
863
00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:55,813
Uh... oh.
864
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:58,774
You!
865
00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:02,361
You did this to me!
866
00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:03,487
You fraud.
867
00:47:03,529 --> 00:47:05,322
Come on, girls.
Clean up on aisle nine!
868
00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:07,449
I've always wanted to say that.
869
00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:09,535
Just hide over here.
870
00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:11,912
What does that lady want?
871
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,872
Lady? I didn't see a lady.
872
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,126
Lady!
873
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,711
Come on, let's go.
874
00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:21,630
-Faster.
-Aah! -Whoa!
875
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,257
You're no hairdresser!
876
00:47:23,298 --> 00:47:26,134
I'm onto you!
877
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:28,554
-Get back here!
-Got to get out of here.
878
00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:47,281
Okay.
879
00:47:53,912 --> 00:47:54,872
Come back here!
880
00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:58,000
Whoa!
881
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:03,505
Hey! No, no, no, no, no!
882
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:05,674
-You can't just...
-Open! Open!
883
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,342
Open!
884
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,434
Whoa!
885
00:48:15,475 --> 00:48:16,768
Let's go.
886
00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:23,483
Stop! Come here, you!
887
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,779
No!
888
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:29,031
Whew.
889
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,532
That was a close one.
890
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:33,076
Always a fun time
when you go shopping with Mom.
891
00:48:33,118 --> 00:48:34,912
-Yeah!
-Best shopping trip ever!
892
00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:37,372
I feel so alive!
893
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,197
Perfecto.
894
00:49:10,238 --> 00:49:12,115
Poppy?
895
00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:14,785
Poppy!
896
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,790
I don't see her, Junior.
897
00:49:19,831 --> 00:49:21,249
Look up, genius.
898
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,876
-Huh?
-You're late.
899
00:49:24,169 --> 00:49:26,213
How do I get up there?
900
00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:27,798
Use the trampoline.
901
00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:29,341
Huh?
902
00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:36,056
Here we go.
903
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,649
Whoa! Aah!
904
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:51,196
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
905
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,793
It is I,
906
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:07,129
Poppy Prescott,
907
00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,548
villainess.
908
00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:11,008
Have a seat, Gru.
909
00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:13,051
All right, I'll sit...
910
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:16,430
Okay. Why am I here?
911
00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:21,101
Because, like you,
I was born to be bad.
912
00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:22,519
And now...
913
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:26,189
it's time to discuss
our big heist.
914
00:50:26,231 --> 00:50:27,816
"Heist."
915
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,609
Please, you're just a child.
916
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:33,739
All great villains start young.
917
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:36,867
Didn't you steal the
Crown Jewels when you were 12?
918
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,494
I was a lot younger than that.
919
00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:41,413
And no offense,
but you're not me.
920
00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:45,542
Oh, I plan on being
a lot better than you.
921
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,003
Check this out.
922
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,464
Hey, is that my old school?
923
00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:52,049
Bingo.
924
00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:56,094
Which I have expertly modeled
with glue and Popsicle sticks.
925
00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:59,097
And it's where
we are going to steal...
926
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:01,725
the school mascot.
927
00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:03,769
You want to steal Lenny?
928
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,103
Exactly.
929
00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:07,939
Lycee Pas Bon has always been
my dream school,
930
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:09,357
and this heist
will look so great
931
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:11,276
on my villain transcripts.
932
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,236
That is a terrible idea.
933
00:51:13,278 --> 00:51:16,281
Have you ever even seen
a honey badger?
934
00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:18,617
They are vicious
little monsters.
935
00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:22,704
They literally eat bees
and cobras for breakfast.
936
00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,998
Honey badger don't care.
937
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,250
No way. No way am I helping you.
938
00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:29,711
Well, that's the thing
with blackmail.
939
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:32,589
You kind of have no choice.
940
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:49,064
Come here. Come here!
941
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,291
Ah, uh...
Tim.
942
00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:09,918
Tim, uh, tu le do it.
943
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,170
-Go, go, go.
-P-P-Porque meo?
944
00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:15,549
Chihuahua.
945
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:23,098
Bas enough!
946
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:25,100
No! Tu le stronga.
947
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,685
Tu le forta.
948
00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:27,894
Tu le besta!
949
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,272
Les salami!
950
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:32,107
Les salami!
951
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,734
Aah! Suppository!
952
00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:42,117
Hey! Police!
953
00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,785
No problemo.
954
00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:53,170
Ooh. Uh...
955
00:52:53,211 --> 00:52:55,630
Piña colada.
956
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,263
Help!
957
00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:07,475
Please, can you help me?
958
00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:09,644
Oh, si, si.
959
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,944
Hey. All is goot.
960
00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:19,112
Ciao!
961
00:53:22,073 --> 00:53:23,825
Smudge, Smudge, come down.
962
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,327
Hey!
963
00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:31,583
Les gato.
964
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,793
Thank you. Thank you.
965
00:53:35,128 --> 00:53:36,796
Ooh, smoocha.
966
00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:39,674
Oh!
967
00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:50,227
Help!
968
00:53:50,268 --> 00:53:52,938
Bazooka!
969
00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:11,790
Ah. Uh...
970
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,172
Hey, hey. Stoppa. Stoppa.
971
00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,840
Muy risky. Lemme do it.
972
00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:32,769
Ciao, bellos!
973
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,651
There they are.
Those guys crushed my car.
974
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,444
They destroyed the coffee shop!
975
00:54:41,486 --> 00:54:42,696
Yeah, get out of here!
976
00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:44,239
They're ruining everything.
977
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,824
I'm sick of superheroes.
978
00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:47,409
-Yeah.
-Let's get 'em.
979
00:54:51,204 --> 00:54:52,998
Get in.
980
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,045
Gentlemen...
981
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:01,423
our experiment has failed.
982
00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:04,342
You are officially
going to be retired.
983
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,303
Yeah! Retirement!
984
00:55:06,344 --> 00:55:08,638
Uh, uh, no?
985
00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:25,780
Whoa. There it is.
986
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:34,122
The castle.
987
00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:35,540
The gargoyles.
988
00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:37,917
I can't believe I'm
really here.
989
00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:46,176
Okay.
990
00:55:48,386 --> 00:55:49,679
Voilà.
991
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:51,806
Okay, let's get this over with.
992
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:54,476
-Ron, hand me my gear.
-Voilà.
993
00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:56,519
-Keep a close eye on him.
-Okay.
994
00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:58,021
If you need anything,
I brought formula...
995
00:55:58,063 --> 00:56:00,398
-Uh-huh. Formula. Diapers.
-...extra diapers,
996
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,566
-his favorite Binky.
-Come on.
997
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:03,526
Let's go, let's go.
998
00:56:10,992 --> 00:56:14,746
And now we cut
through the glass with my...
999
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:16,331
Diapers?
1000
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,499
What?
1001
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,917
You've got to be kidding
with me.
1002
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:24,214
Hey, guys. Guys.
1003
00:56:24,255 --> 00:56:25,715
Guys? Guys.
1004
00:56:25,757 --> 00:56:28,468
Guys, where is the other bag,
with my gear?
1005
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:30,261
Ah, in le balloon.
1006
00:56:30,303 --> 00:56:32,013
Ah, uh...
1007
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,473
Oops.
1008
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,018
What? How...
1009
00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:42,023
All right, all right.
Let's see what I got in here.
1010
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,566
Uh... come on.
1011
00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:45,235
Come on, come on, come on.
1012
00:56:45,276 --> 00:56:46,903
Aha.
1013
00:56:52,909 --> 00:56:54,619
Thank you.
1014
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,082
Easy peasy.
1015
00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,886
Huh?
1016
00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:19,436
That's Mr. Friendly.
1017
00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:25,066
No, no, no, no, no!
1018
00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:34,033
Whew.
1019
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,085
Ha, ha, ha.
1020
00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:51,009
That's Dr. Destructo.
1021
00:57:51,050 --> 00:57:52,635
He was just a kid.
1022
00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,138
And there's Killer Driller's
original helmet.
1023
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,682
Come on. Stay focused.
1024
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:08,193
Diaper.
1025
00:58:23,124 --> 00:58:24,709
I need something like...
1026
00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:27,253
-something that I can...
-How about this?
1027
00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:29,005
Nice.
1028
00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:33,843
Yes!
1029
00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:38,306
We're in.
1030
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:39,474
Wait.
1031
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,142
No, no, no, no, no.
1032
00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:42,477
Baby powder.
1033
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,562
Ah, si, si. Yeah.
1034
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:50,693
Whoa.
1035
00:58:50,735 --> 00:58:53,112
You know, the most important
part of a heist
1036
00:58:53,154 --> 00:58:55,782
is being constantly aware
of potential danger.
1037
00:58:55,823 --> 00:58:57,283
Le baby!
1038
00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:59,327
La la! Tiramisu!
1039
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:00,995
No, no! Le baby! Komay le!
1040
00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:02,664
No. Junior.
1041
00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:04,332
Junior, come back here.
1042
00:59:06,834 --> 00:59:09,337
So, what's your plan now?
1043
00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:11,464
I am dealing with it.
1044
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:16,344
Don't touch anything.
1045
00:59:16,386 --> 00:59:20,056
No. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no!
1046
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,101
Good job, Junior.
1047
00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:25,311
Way to go.
1048
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,691
Aw, he's having fun.
1049
00:59:29,732 --> 00:59:31,442
Eh, too much fun.
1050
00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:34,737
-Ah, stoppa.
-Blah, blah, blah.
1051
00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:38,908
Please, Junior, Daddy needs
to steal a honey badger.
1052
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:44,122
Whew. Okay.
1053
00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:47,458
I know they keep Lenny here
at night.
1054
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:49,669
And if memory serves,
1055
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:53,298
there is a hidden switch
around here somewhere.
1056
00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:54,841
Ah. Aha.
1057
00:59:54,882 --> 00:59:56,676
Yes.
1058
00:59:59,512 --> 01:00:00,763
Ooh.
1059
01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:11,190
I'll hit him with this.
1060
01:00:11,232 --> 01:00:13,901
Once he's knocked out,
we'll open the cage.
1061
01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:16,195
That fuzzy demon will sleep
like a baby the whole...
1062
01:00:22,493 --> 01:00:24,495
Okay, he's still asleep.
1063
01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,301
I tranked myself.
1064
01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:39,510
Ow!
1065
01:00:43,931 --> 01:00:46,225
Hey! Hey!
1066
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,688
Gru, what do we do?
1067
01:00:51,564 --> 01:00:53,024
No!
1068
01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:57,236
Oh, no!
1069
01:00:57,278 --> 01:00:59,113
I ruined our heist.
1070
01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:03,910
What? Who dares?
1071
01:01:09,415 --> 01:01:11,501
Intruders!
1072
01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:15,838
Intruders!
1073
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:29,102
Wake up!
1074
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,188
No!
1075
01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:39,195
What?
1076
01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:42,198
Hmm.
1077
01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:46,619
Aw.
1078
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:47,995
Aw.
1079
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:50,748
No. Nope.
1080
01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:55,753
Come on. We have to go.
1081
01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:05,221
Intruders, you messed
with the wrong principal.
1082
01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:08,057
Here we go.
Come on. Come on.
1083
01:02:13,938 --> 01:02:15,815
Go, go, go!
1084
01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:20,737
Come on! Come on!
1085
01:02:20,778 --> 01:02:23,239
Ooh, you won't get away
with this.
1086
01:02:45,928 --> 01:02:48,389
Prepare to feel the wrath
of Ubelschlecht.
1087
01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:53,895
Diaper rash cream.
1088
01:02:53,936 --> 01:02:57,231
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Stop, stop, stop.
1089
01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:00,485
Oh, dear.
1090
01:03:02,987 --> 01:03:04,614
Get back here, you!
1091
01:03:04,655 --> 01:03:07,158
I want my Lenny!
1092
01:03:10,745 --> 01:03:12,705
How are we getting out of here?
1093
01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:14,582
Follow me.
1094
01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,167
Get in.
1095
01:03:18,961 --> 01:03:20,588
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
1096
01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:25,176
Mr. Friendly!
1097
01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:27,720
Whoa!
1098
01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:49,325
I have to say,
1099
01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:53,579
that was, without a doubt,
the coolest night of my life.
1100
01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:56,457
I can't believe
we actually pulled that off.
1101
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:00,127
Not gonna lie,
that was pretty fun.
1102
01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:03,506
Scusa. Scusa.
1103
01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:04,715
Thanks, Ron.
1104
01:04:04,757 --> 01:04:06,050
Whew.
1105
01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:10,847
And thank you for everything.
1106
01:04:10,888 --> 01:04:13,015
Oh, and hey, don't worry.
1107
01:04:13,057 --> 01:04:16,561
Your secret is safe with me,
partner.
1108
01:04:16,602 --> 01:04:17,854
Thanks.
1109
01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:19,897
Good night.
1110
01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:24,777
Your dada did pretty good,
huh, Junior?
1111
01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:35,913
Hello, Maxime.
1112
01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:38,165
How's my favorite student?
1113
01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:39,917
You know, I think you and I
1114
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:42,211
might be looking
for the same person,
1115
01:04:42,253 --> 01:04:45,923
and I know exactly where he is.
1116
01:04:53,514 --> 01:04:55,766
Thank you,
Principal Ubelschlecht.
1117
01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:57,560
We got him!
1118
01:04:57,602 --> 01:05:00,062
Valentina, to Mayflower!
1119
01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:01,856
With pleasure.
1120
01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,614
Ah. Here we go.
1121
01:05:10,781 --> 01:05:12,325
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
1122
01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:14,702
It's all coming back to me.
1123
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:18,372
Oops. Oh.
1124
01:05:18,414 --> 01:05:19,832
Okay.
1125
01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:21,792
See you later.
1126
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:22,960
Say, "Bye, Mommy and Daddy."
1127
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:24,378
Have fun at the club.
1128
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:26,631
Make good choices.
1129
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:28,674
-Bye, guys.
-Goodbye.
1130
01:05:28,716 --> 01:05:29,884
Bye!
1131
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:31,552
Hey, Cunninghams.
1132
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:33,429
Um, hey, Poppy.
1133
01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:35,222
I heard our parents
are having a playdate--
1134
01:05:35,264 --> 01:05:37,058
which is adorable, by the way--
1135
01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:39,894
and I thought you might
want to hang out.
1136
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:42,021
Oh. Yeah, sure. Come on in.
1137
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:44,815
Let's get this party started,
people!
1138
01:05:44,857 --> 01:05:46,943
I like her.
1139
01:05:46,984 --> 01:05:49,070
Yeah, most people do.
1140
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:51,238
Sweet.
1141
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,991
So, have you guys ever seen
a honey badger?
1142
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:04,335
Whoa, okay. These guys
aren't messing around.
1143
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,088
There are my favorite
new neighbors.
1144
01:06:07,129 --> 01:06:10,132
-Hi.
-I'm loving this whole vibe.
1145
01:06:10,174 --> 01:06:12,218
You two look like
a couple of pros.
1146
01:06:14,261 --> 01:06:16,555
Yeah, but we're not.
1147
01:06:16,597 --> 01:06:19,266
Perry and the boys are waiting
for y'all on the court,
1148
01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:21,852
and we are hitting
the clubhouse.
1149
01:06:21,894 --> 01:06:24,814
And you're telling me where
you got that to-die-for outfit.
1150
01:06:31,529 --> 01:06:32,780
Over here, Chet.
1151
01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:34,615
Hello.
1152
01:06:34,657 --> 01:06:36,742
Okay.
1153
01:06:37,284 --> 01:06:39,036
Skip, Chip, Chet.
Chet, Skip, Chip.
1154
01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:40,246
Hey there, fellas.
1155
01:06:40,287 --> 01:06:41,914
-Hello.
-How are you doing, Chet?
1156
01:06:41,956 --> 01:06:42,999
Okay.
1157
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:47,878
Chet here is gonna show
us fellas how it's done.
1158
01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:49,630
Right?
1159
01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:52,174
Uh, hmm.
1160
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:55,761
Oh, I'm gonna smoke this guy.
1161
01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:57,388
Okay.
1162
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:06,814
Huh?
1163
01:07:07,398 --> 01:07:09,525
What the...
1164
01:07:15,239 --> 01:07:18,075
Okay. Let's do this.
1165
01:07:22,246 --> 01:07:24,582
Huh? You've got to be kidding.
1166
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,502
Okay, okay.
1167
01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:30,046
Better?
1168
01:07:34,925 --> 01:07:37,011
-What?
-Hmm?
1169
01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:39,555
That doesn't count.
1170
01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,348
And... oh! What?
1171
01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:43,934
You can't just...
1172
01:07:43,976 --> 01:07:45,436
This is ridiculous!
1173
01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:48,314
Huh?
1174
01:07:51,275 --> 01:07:53,861
Ah.
1175
01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:02,578
Thanks, Ron.
1176
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:03,746
Hey, no! Oh, no!
1177
01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:08,084
Come and get it.
1178
01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:10,211
-Oh, it's so cute.
-Whoa.
1179
01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:12,588
This is the weirdest dog ever.
1180
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,883
I'll get it.
1181
01:08:24,266 --> 01:08:26,852
Well, hello, little one.
1182
01:08:26,894 --> 01:08:28,604
Is your daddy home?
1183
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:32,399
Sorry. I'm not "stupposed"
to talk to strangers.
1184
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:35,277
Oh. I'm not a stranger.
1185
01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:38,489
Well, you look strange to me.
1186
01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:40,866
Who is it?
1187
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:42,409
I don't know.
1188
01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:46,705
But she's old
and smells like pickles.
1189
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:52,503
Okay, I'm coming.
1190
01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:57,174
Oh, no. Um...
1191
01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:59,635
I'll be right back.
1192
01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:03,013
Can I help you?
1193
01:09:03,055 --> 01:09:04,890
Well, I hope so.
1194
01:09:04,932 --> 01:09:07,309
I'm an old friend of Gru's.
1195
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:10,312
Well, he's not here, so...
1196
01:09:10,354 --> 01:09:12,857
Oh, that's all right.
1197
01:09:13,899 --> 01:09:15,401
I'll wait.
1198
01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,030
Huh? What? No!
1199
01:09:21,490 --> 01:09:23,951
Whenever you're ready, Perry.
1200
01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:25,911
Um...
1201
01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:27,496
Hmm?
1202
01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:37,214
Needless to say, Perry and I
are no longer welcome
1203
01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:39,091
on the island of O'ahu.
1204
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:41,260
True story.
1205
01:09:41,302 --> 01:09:43,179
Honey.
1206
01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:44,638
-Oh, thank goodness.
-It's the children.
1207
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:47,266
We have to go now.
1208
01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,059
Oh.
1209
01:09:49,101 --> 01:09:50,644
Thanks. Bye.
1210
01:09:50,686 --> 01:09:52,438
-Our cover's blown.
-What?
1211
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:54,398
-Call Silas.
-Oh, no.
1212
01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:22,509
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
1213
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:29,308
Ah.
1214
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:32,353
Gru's been compromised.
1215
01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,271
This is an emergency, people.
1216
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,482
Retirement is officially over.
1217
01:10:36,523 --> 01:10:39,401
Assemble the Mega Minions.
1218
01:10:47,952 --> 01:10:49,536
Pomodoro!
1219
01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:59,129
Pomodoro!
1220
01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:07,596
Shooshta, shooshta,
shooshta, shooshta,
1221
01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:10,015
shooshta, shooshta, shooshta!
1222
01:11:11,809 --> 01:11:13,769
Hey.
1223
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:15,854
Bello, busy bee.
1224
01:11:15,896 --> 01:11:17,648
Aw.
1225
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,151
Pomodoro!
1226
01:11:24,571 --> 01:11:26,991
Yee-haw!
1227
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,743
Pomodoro!
1228
01:11:32,162 --> 01:11:33,247
Pomodoro!
1229
01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:34,957
Yee-haw!
1230
01:11:34,999 --> 01:11:36,792
Yippa, yippa!
1231
01:11:38,919 --> 01:11:40,170
Huh?
1232
01:11:40,212 --> 01:11:41,922
Whoa.
1233
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:43,173
Yeah!
1234
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,926
Huh?
1235
01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:56,979
So, your father
has been naughty.
1236
01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:59,523
Very naughty.
1237
01:12:00,107 --> 01:12:03,360
He took something of mine
that I desperately want back.
1238
01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:10,326
Principal Ubelschlecht?
1239
01:12:11,076 --> 01:12:14,163
Ooh. I know you took my Lenny.
1240
01:12:14,204 --> 01:12:15,956
-Now, hand him over!
-Ow!
1241
01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:17,291
Ow. That...
1242
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,585
-Actually very funny story.
-Zip it!
1243
01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:21,170
I don't want to hear
your excuses.
1244
01:12:21,211 --> 01:12:22,421
I'm here to teach you a lesson.
1245
01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:23,964
Let's go, tough guy.
1246
01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:25,299
Okay.
1247
01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:27,259
I'm not going to fight
an old lady.
1248
01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:28,594
Oh, yeah?
1249
01:12:28,635 --> 01:12:30,137
Well, I'm gonna give you
a whupping
1250
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:31,805
for the history books.
1251
01:12:31,847 --> 01:12:33,307
Whoa, whoa!
1252
01:12:35,934 --> 01:12:37,394
Take that!
1253
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:43,442
Yeah, go!
1254
01:12:43,484 --> 01:12:45,611
Girls, look out! Over here!
1255
01:12:45,652 --> 01:12:47,279
-Everyone, get down!
-Gru!
1256
01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:51,200
Hey, back off, lady.
1257
01:13:02,294 --> 01:13:03,796
Stop it!
1258
01:13:03,837 --> 01:13:04,838
Let him go!
1259
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,924
Take that!
1260
01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,392
Now we have to get in there
1261
01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:17,726
and find that baby.
1262
01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:19,436
What?
1263
01:13:23,107 --> 01:13:24,358
Oh! Jackpot, huh?
1264
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,776
Ay, Maxime.
1265
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:27,486
This is too easy.
1266
01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:30,322
Come here, little baby.
1267
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:31,573
Come to Maxime.
1268
01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:33,700
Yes. Coochie-coochie...
1269
01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:35,619
-Oh!
-Ay, Maxime.
1270
01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:37,371
You little...
1271
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,915
You are in big trouble.
1272
01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:42,668
Gotcha!
1273
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:53,595
Whew.
1274
01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:55,389
Wait. Where's the baby?
1275
01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:57,808
Where's the baby?!
1276
01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:59,059
Junior?
1277
01:14:03,105 --> 01:14:04,231
Lucy!
1278
01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:05,399
Go after the baby.
1279
01:14:08,235 --> 01:14:09,361
Maxime.
1280
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:11,321
Say au revoir, Gru.
1281
01:14:11,363 --> 01:14:12,739
Oh, and don't worry.
1282
01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:15,451
He will be very happy
with his new daddy.
1283
01:14:15,492 --> 01:14:16,869
Right? Look at him.
1284
01:14:16,910 --> 01:14:19,329
Oh, he loves his new daddy.
1285
01:14:19,371 --> 01:14:21,081
Junior!
1286
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:24,793
No!
1287
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,338
Whoa!
1288
01:14:28,380 --> 01:14:29,840
Get in.
1289
01:14:30,674 --> 01:14:32,885
We've got a baby to save.
1290
01:14:38,974 --> 01:14:42,144
We got him!
1291
01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:45,647
Oh, who is ready to become
a little roach?
1292
01:14:45,689 --> 01:14:47,649
Ow! Let go!
1293
01:14:47,691 --> 01:14:49,443
Ow! Those are very sensitive.
1294
01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:51,570
Aah! You squirmy little...
1295
01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:52,821
Oh!
1296
01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:55,657
Ugh! Are you kidding me?
1297
01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:58,327
You got pee-pee
all over my ship.
1298
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:03,540
Valentina, bring me
the Roachification Ray.
1299
01:15:07,002 --> 01:15:08,587
There they are.
1300
01:15:10,422 --> 01:15:12,424
I'm on it.
1301
01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:14,885
Here we go!
1302
01:15:20,682 --> 01:15:23,227
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
1303
01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:31,193
What's that?
1304
01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:33,362
Hello.
1305
01:15:33,403 --> 01:15:35,280
Gru!
1306
01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:37,616
Get me closer.
1307
01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:41,161
Almost there.
1308
01:15:42,663 --> 01:15:44,706
Take them out!
1309
01:15:55,717 --> 01:15:57,928
You're doing great!
1310
01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:05,602
Go get 'em, partner.
1311
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,037
Ay! I can't see!
1312
01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:41,346
Junior.
1313
01:16:41,888 --> 01:16:44,057
Don't worry, Gru.
1314
01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:45,684
The baby is fine.
1315
01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:47,394
See for yourself.
1316
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,608
Oh, Junior.
1317
01:16:52,649 --> 01:16:54,443
And now he belongs to me.
1318
01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:56,528
Isn't that right, Maxime Jr.?
1319
01:16:58,071 --> 01:17:00,907
Together, we will wreak havoc,
cause mayhem
1320
01:17:00,949 --> 01:17:03,243
and have so much fun
doing it, huh?
1321
01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:07,623
And best of all, he hates you!
1322
01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:09,207
He really does.
1323
01:17:09,249 --> 01:17:11,335
Let my son go.
1324
01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:12,836
No, I don't think so.
1325
01:17:12,878 --> 01:17:16,256
The fun is just about
to start, huh?
1326
01:17:24,973 --> 01:17:28,602
Oh, look at what a coward
your old daddy is, huh?
1327
01:17:54,961 --> 01:17:57,756
You crossed the line, Maxime.
1328
01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,591
Now, give me my son.
1329
01:17:59,633 --> 01:18:03,136
I told you, he is my son now.
1330
01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:15,691
Watch your step, Gru.
1331
01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:17,234
It's a doozy!
1332
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:20,195
Too bad you can't fly, huh?
1333
01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:28,537
-Let go!
-Ow!
1334
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,967
This ends now!
1335
01:18:42,008 --> 01:18:43,844
Say goodbye to Daddy.
1336
01:18:49,850 --> 01:18:52,561
It's okay, Junior.
1337
01:18:52,602 --> 01:18:55,105
Dada loves you.
1338
01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:20,297
Get back here.
1339
01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:21,548
Bad baby.
1340
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:22,799
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
1341
01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:24,301
Get off me, you demon!
1342
01:19:24,342 --> 01:19:26,636
You are going to feel
the wrath of...
1343
01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:39,691
Whoa.
1344
01:19:50,535 --> 01:19:52,704
See? Not a scratch.
1345
01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:54,706
Huh? Wha...?
1346
01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:57,501
Salami!
1347
01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:00,921
Pastrami!
1348
01:20:03,006 --> 01:20:04,925
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1349
01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:07,135
Prosciutto!
1350
01:20:08,094 --> 01:20:09,763
-What?
-Prosciutto!
1351
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,598
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
1352
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:12,641
Gross.
1353
01:20:15,852 --> 01:20:18,939
Nice try. When I...
1354
01:20:21,942 --> 01:20:24,611
Antipasti.
1355
01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:29,032
Oh!
1356
01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:32,869
-Gru! -Oh, Gru!
-You're here!
1357
01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,413
Junior!
1358
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:39,751
Yes!
1359
01:20:39,793 --> 01:20:41,127
-Yay!
-Holy cow!
1360
01:20:41,169 --> 01:20:42,796
-Are you guys okay?
-That was insane!
1361
01:20:47,592 --> 01:20:49,469
Dada.
1362
01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:55,350
Aw.
1363
01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:57,394
Aw. My boys.
1364
01:20:57,435 --> 01:20:58,979
Dada.
1365
01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:01,106
You know something,
today has been
1366
01:21:01,147 --> 01:21:04,234
a real roller coaster
of emotion.
1367
01:21:08,238 --> 01:21:09,656
Uh, Gru?
1368
01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:11,908
Can we go back home now?
1369
01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,331
All right. There you go.
1370
01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:20,667
Yay!
1371
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:22,002
Thanks, Dr. Nefario.
1372
01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:24,004
Good as new.
1373
01:21:24,045 --> 01:21:26,923
No job too small or too mad.
1374
01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:29,593
Bye, then.
1375
01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:31,386
Bye.
1376
01:21:38,852 --> 01:21:40,937
Hey. You okay, sweetie?
1377
01:21:42,647 --> 01:21:43,899
Agnes!
1378
01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:46,318
Someone's here to see you!
1379
01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:55,368
Lucky?
1380
01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:00,790
Lucky!
1381
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,712
Did you practice your tricks?
1382
01:22:05,754 --> 01:22:08,673
Okay, play dead.
1383
01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:14,888
Yay!
1384
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:17,390
Ah, that was... disturbing.
1385
01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:19,059
-Yeah, little bit.
-Lucky!
1386
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:24,648
Hey, I'll, uh...
I'll be back soon.
1387
01:22:24,689 --> 01:22:26,066
-Oh. Okay.
-Mwah.
1388
01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:28,318
There's something
I need to take care of.
1389
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,611
Mwah.
1390
01:22:29,653 --> 01:22:30,779
See you later, buddy.
1391
01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:32,030
Love you, honey.
1392
01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:34,491
Da-da-da.
1393
01:22:39,537 --> 01:22:42,332
How you doing, Maxime?
1394
01:22:42,374 --> 01:22:45,043
What are you doing here, Gru?
1395
01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:46,711
You came to gloat, no?
1396
01:22:46,753 --> 01:22:48,213
Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just...
1397
01:22:48,254 --> 01:22:50,674
I wanted to get something
off my chest.
1398
01:22:50,715 --> 01:22:52,258
And it concerns
1399
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:55,011
the ninth grade talent show.
1400
01:22:55,053 --> 01:22:58,932
Well, actually...
1401
01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:02,435
-I did steal your song.
-What?
1402
01:23:02,477 --> 01:23:03,687
I knew it!
1403
01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:05,063
I knew there was no coincidence.
1404
01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:06,648
You little liar!
1405
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,567
Well?
1406
01:23:09,609 --> 01:23:10,944
Well, what?
1407
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,278
-Well, where's my apology?
-Apol...
1408
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,947
What are you talking about?
1409
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,782
I just apologized.
1410
01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:17,117
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1411
01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:18,910
No, that was no apology.
1412
01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:21,079
You just wanted to rub it in.
1413
01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:23,957
I can't believe
you stole my song.
1414
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:25,959
Hey, I only did that
to get back at you
1415
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,919
for pantsing me
at the homecoming dance.
1416
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:29,921
Besides,
1417
01:23:29,963 --> 01:23:31,548
you could've gone on after me.
1418
01:23:31,589 --> 01:23:34,843
It is not my fault
that you were afraid.
1419
01:23:34,884 --> 01:23:37,762
Afraid because I killed it!
1420
01:23:37,804 --> 01:23:39,264
Afraid? Ha!
1421
01:23:39,305 --> 01:23:41,725
I could outsing you
any day of the week
1422
01:23:41,766 --> 01:23:43,309
and all day Sunday.
1423
01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:45,979
I'd like to see that.
1424
01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:48,148
Anytime, anyplace.
1425
01:23:48,231 --> 01:23:50,316
You name it, mon ami.
1426
01:24:00,910 --> 01:24:03,038
Oh, yeah.
1427
01:24:03,079 --> 01:24:06,332
♪ Welcome to your life ♪
1428
01:24:06,374 --> 01:24:07,208
Aah!
1429
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:10,587
♪ There's no turning back ♪
1430
01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:11,796
Aah!
1431
01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:15,008
♪ Even while we sleep ♪
1432
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:16,217
Oh, come on!
1433
01:24:16,259 --> 01:24:17,594
♪ We will find you ♪
1434
01:24:17,635 --> 01:24:20,096
-♪ Act... ♪
-♪ ...ing on your ♪
1435
01:24:20,138 --> 01:24:22,182
♪ Best behavior ♪
1436
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:26,519
♪ Turn your back
on Mother Nature ♪
1437
01:24:26,561 --> 01:24:31,858
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪
1438
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:34,110
-Yes!
-Woo-hoo! Yeah!
1439
01:24:39,449 --> 01:24:42,160
♪ It's my own design ♪
1440
01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:43,661
Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
1441
01:24:43,703 --> 01:24:46,664
♪ It's my own remorse ♪
1442
01:24:46,706 --> 01:24:49,125
-Let's boogie!
-♪ Help me ♪
1443
01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:51,002
♪ To decide ♪
1444
01:24:52,879 --> 01:24:58,885
♪ Help me make the most
of freedom and of pleasure ♪
1445
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:03,223
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
1446
01:25:03,264 --> 01:25:04,849
-♪ Everybody ♪
--Yeah!
1447
01:25:04,891 --> 01:25:07,477
-♪ Wants to rule the world ♪
-Whoo! -Ha-ha!
1448
01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:11,856
♪ There's a room where
the light won't find you ♪
1449
01:25:11,898 --> 01:25:16,444
♪ Holding hands while the walls
come tumbling down ♪
1450
01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:20,073
♪ When they do,
I'll be right behind you ♪
1451
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:24,702
♪ So glad we've almost made it ♪
1452
01:25:24,744 --> 01:25:28,957
♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪
1453
01:25:28,998 --> 01:25:31,042
♪ Pom-pom, pom-pom ♪
1454
01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:33,628
♪ Tra-la, la-la-la ♪
1455
01:25:35,255 --> 01:25:40,009
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪
1456
01:25:40,051 --> 01:25:44,264
♪ Say that you'll never, never,
never, never need it ♪
1457
01:25:44,305 --> 01:25:48,268
♪ One headline,
why believe it? ♪
1458
01:25:48,309 --> 01:25:53,314
♪ Everybody wants
to rule the world ♪
1459
01:25:53,356 --> 01:25:55,441
Woo-hoo!
1460
01:25:55,483 --> 01:25:57,694
♪ All for freedom ♪
1461
01:25:57,735 --> 01:26:00,113
♪ And for pleasure ♪
1462
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:04,117
♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
1463
01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:07,370
♪ Everybody wants to ♪
1464
01:26:07,412 --> 01:26:12,834
♪ Rule the world. ♪
1465
01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:15,545
Oh, yeah.
1466
01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:23,511
Bello?
1467
01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:27,015
Bello!
1468
01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:56,878
Oh, strudel.
1469
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,550
♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
1470
01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:04,260
♪ Whatcha doing when you gone? ♪
1471
01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:07,263
♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪
1472
01:27:07,305 --> 01:27:08,973
♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪
1473
01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:11,267
♪ Your life double-sided ♪
1474
01:27:11,309 --> 01:27:12,769
-♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
-Huh?
1475
01:27:12,810 --> 01:27:14,812
♪ What side do I get? ♪
1476
01:27:14,854 --> 01:27:16,773
♪ Which side are you on? ♪
1477
01:27:16,814 --> 01:27:19,400
♪ So what have you done? ♪
1478
01:27:19,442 --> 01:27:20,693
♪ Some of your dirt ♪
1479
01:27:20,735 --> 01:27:22,278
-♪ Has come to light ♪
-Oh?
1480
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:23,571
♪ Why were you ♪
1481
01:27:23,613 --> 01:27:25,406
♪ Speeding up that hill ♪
1482
01:27:25,448 --> 01:27:26,950
♪ Until the brakes came off? ♪
1483
01:27:28,368 --> 01:27:29,953
♪ And someone saw you
in a fight ♪
1484
01:27:29,994 --> 01:27:31,371
♪ Am I right? ♪
1485
01:27:34,958 --> 01:27:37,126
♪ It doesn't matter to you
if you get heads or tails ♪
1486
01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:40,546
♪ You just don't like to flip ♪
1487
01:27:40,588 --> 01:27:42,257
♪ All the time ♪
1488
01:27:42,298 --> 01:27:43,716
♪ But if you spin it ♪
1489
01:27:43,758 --> 01:27:46,386
♪ Then you get to see
both sides ♪
1490
01:27:46,427 --> 01:27:48,888
♪ Oh, the thrill
of the double life ♪
1491
01:27:48,930 --> 01:27:50,390
Uh, whoops.
1492
01:27:50,431 --> 01:27:52,100
♪ Lie detector time ♪
1493
01:27:53,559 --> 01:27:56,437
♪ Do you feel bad
when you lie? ♪
1494
01:27:56,980 --> 01:27:59,065
♪ The look on your face says ♪
1495
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,401
♪ "The best life" ♪
1496
01:28:01,442 --> 01:28:04,279
♪ And then come home
like it's fine ♪
1497
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,614
♪ Am I right? ♪
1498
01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:12,161
♪ I know you heard the rumors ♪
1499
01:28:12,203 --> 01:28:13,955
♪ You must get over to it ♪
1500
01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:15,748
♪ Right away ♪
1501
01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:19,836
♪ If anyone can do it ♪
1502
01:28:19,877 --> 01:28:21,421
♪ You gotta get there soon ♪
1503
01:28:21,462 --> 01:28:23,423
♪ It's not okay ♪
1504
01:28:23,464 --> 01:28:25,341
♪ You got cars to drive ♪
1505
01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:27,552
♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪
1506
01:28:27,593 --> 01:28:29,053
♪ When will you arrive? ♪
1507
01:28:29,095 --> 01:28:31,389
♪ You're running outta time ♪
1508
01:28:31,431 --> 01:28:32,682
♪ Don't you see that ♪
1509
01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:34,809
♪ Everything is on the line? ♪
1510
01:28:34,851 --> 01:28:36,728
-Hmm. Okay, come in.
-♪ So I'm sorry ♪
1511
01:28:36,769 --> 01:28:38,688
♪ But you have to
choose a side ♪
1512
01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:40,565
Bello.
1513
01:28:40,606 --> 01:28:42,483
♪ You never know
when it's your time to go ♪
1514
01:28:42,525 --> 01:28:44,235
♪ It's now or never ♪
1515
01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:46,070
♪ On this everything rides ♪
1516
01:28:47,822 --> 01:28:49,991
-♪ Before the spinning stops ♪
-No. No, no, no.
1517
01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:52,243
♪ You must pick a side ♪
1518
01:28:52,285 --> 01:28:54,454
Ooh.
1519
01:28:54,495 --> 01:28:56,331
♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪
1520
01:28:56,372 --> 01:28:57,665
♪ That's the question ♪
1521
01:28:57,707 --> 01:28:59,792
♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
1522
01:29:00,793 --> 01:29:02,337
♪ That's the question ♪
1523
01:29:02,378 --> 01:29:04,380
♪ The double life. ♪
1524
01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:06,799
Uh, uh-oh.
1525
01:31:08,421 --> 01:31:10,631
Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.
1526
01:31:10,673 --> 01:31:12,133
Blah, blah, blah.
1527
01:31:14,051 --> 01:31:15,553
Ooh-la-la.
1528
01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:09,232
Hey-hey! Bello!
1529
01:32:10,608 --> 01:32:12,860
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