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welcome TOS you

chat right big boy

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if you're a student they killed you

Doctor lawyer musician artist they

killed you they killed you if you could

read if you wore glasses why didn't

people just take off their glasses and

hide them that's what I would have done

and you might have gotten away with it

but many people were betrayed by

colleagues my neighbors sometimes even

family students turned in their teachers

Mr Walker uh yes uh Heather the camir

Rouge were cambodians too that's correct

that's it thank you could you get the

blinds

please the C Rouge were a communist

faction that grew in size and power

during the Vietnam War when they first

marched through PanAm pen they were

greeted with cheers people believe that

they were their liberators but if they

were cambodians

too why did they kill their own people

that's a good question Heather with a

very complicated answer what's so

complicated about right and

wrong that is exactly the question that

we are going to try and answer this

semester please do not forget your fall

reading list on your way out if you have

any questions or problems my office

hours are posted on your curriculum

sheets please feel free to stop by

oh come on Mr Walker what's so

complicated about right and wrong

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she' fix me a

dinner of

sunflower

seeds and ready whip

topping

inhalers and take me down south

was hauling o in her

mouth my first love my John

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J no it's not

negotiable my black heart was

heav but her mom's cougar was fast giv

me such a hard time as little pink

houses were

whistle and it was all you can eat at

The Sizzler that

night my steak burning John jedar

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okay

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good

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mhm I'm the shoppingall all and roller

rings all dim their light

cicas and crickets were

silent the train tracks like

stitches getting bicycle

tires as I slipped in my J jedar

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as I slipped in my J jet heart

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oh

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the more I sweat the wet I get the W I

get the better I sweat I bet you've

never met a

better Emily

Dickson what will it be folks folks uh

what flavors have you got today uh

French vanilla mocha chip peanut butter

dream coconut no fair

looking coconut cream mint chip coffee

fudge hazelnut green tea ginger Rocky

Road mango chocolate what mango is it a

real mango what do you mean by real I

mean do you make it here I don't make

anything I just scoop it I'll take a

single scoid mango

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please there you go oh thank

you just a glass of water please

conditioner diet why are you wearing a

sweatshirt I don't know should probably

take it off you should take it

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off oh come on come on come buy what

always she always does this I do can I

get another com please yes mango reminds

me of Cambodia yeah we went there on a

honeymoon I went mad for mangoes you're

still talking about her in PanAm pen

PanAm pen is the C capital of Cambodia

since the 15th

century oh we studied southeast Asia

last year I like history I teach history

cool the Royce Academy it's a private

girl school Dave's a very gifted teacher

well you are he

is there you go oh you didn't have to

keep it's on the house oh thank you uh

CH just made a friend for

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life Mr Walker yeah I saw on TV that we

won't support a ban on landmines and

that article you gave us says that in

Cambodia every single day someone like

steps on a land mine

and it gets their legs blown off you

know like farmers and and children and

that makes

America

Bad Country doesn't it well you you

can't categorize a country or its people

is simply good or bad their uh contexts

and

circumstances you sympathize with the

Cambodian people right of course I do

they're good people they're so poor they

hardly have

anything most of the Karu soldiers were

in fact Cambodian peasants who joed up

out of necessity they were uneducated

hungry

afraid and how can anyone know what they

do if someone held a gun to their

head Mr Walker

yeah is your wife

pretty for

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Elaine straighten that leg you're

standing

on right don't sink in at the hip lift

up up

up

good come on one

more come on you got a grand

we're breaking your own record this

morning back keep it up

buddy come

on good man I'm waiting I'm

waiting where you at bro got to go to

work

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ice cream ice cream I'm going to swi

from the tee if I don't have some ice

cream immediately hey Dave

hey elain at least I was elain before

this Heat sucked all the moisture from

my

body you think I'm a mad old lady

no admit it I look ancient to you no I

think you look yes guess what my age oh

I don't know I'm not I'm not really good

no come on okay if you're wrong our

cones are free and I'm going to give you

a 2-year handicap it'll be fun take your

time I don't know I mean

30 start scooping I told you I wasn't

good at ages I'm

27 yeah I suppose there's not much

difference between 27 and 30 in the eyes

of a kid right I'm not a kid I'm 16

oh almost 16

a double Coconut and Mango I'll have a

peach

please I'm

28

just well him in I don't want to drip

all over the

car

good thank you that's okay you sure

yeah m

thank

you so you guys are going out tonight

yes my uh beautiful weird wife is taking

me to the city this evening our friends

are seeing at a club cool you like the

city chat I don't know I've never

been really in your

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life Elaine has a great singing voice

she had one of the best voices at NYU I

not are you going to sing tonight no no

I've given all that up

why well because she's a very successful

businesswoman now she's an event

planner cool what's uh what's that I am

she plans

events and Oprah and and Dave and

godilla all out dancing at a r

Dave gave a vitamin to that day then She

fainted and then all the lights in the

auditorium came up and everyone started

singing ding dying in

Satan oh Jesus help me now

Lord oh oh

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no and Einstein and man and

Godzilla

all somehow instead they wound up in LA

and they hated it of course they right

okay

sing Jesus help me now Lord I'm dying

I'm dying

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Satan Jesus help me now Lord I'm

dying oh no

you have

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to this

is this is from my husband

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Dave a book of love is long and

boring no one can lift the damn

thing it's full of charts and facts and

figures and instructions for

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dancing I love it when you read to me

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you you can read me any

The Book of Love is long and boring and

written very

Longo it's full of flowers and

heartshaped boxes and things were all

too young to

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know I love it when you give me things

you

you are to give me wedding

rings you are to give me weding rings

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sleep tight good night thanks

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guys

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fore

spe fore

Chad told told me the oddest

thing did you know that human beings are

the only mammals that can't

simultaneously drink and breede at the

same time that's redundant drinking and

breathing simultaneously and at the same

time

I invited him for dinner tomorrow

night you don't have any

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plans I feel sorry for

him his mother just picked up and left

when he was 12 Jesus his father works

nights he hardly ever home brothers are

sisters he's practically an

orphan want us to adop

him he's helping me design a menu for

that space conference you know the

scientists obsessed with the Mars colony

oh Chad knows all about space food all

those weird subjects right you're going

to be our guinea pig

why don't we invite some friends and

have a party you know no one will come

out from the city on a Saturday

night we only had a pool oh God am I

that

predictable we could have a child of our

own you

know

David few more years

10

right

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I'm coming

oh thank you oh they're

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beautiful oh could you go to the store

with David I forgot the red peppers is

that yeah yeah

sure um come in come in David can you

find something more comfortable for Chad

to put

on stung Trang

Cambodia G

G watch out g g g rata Spain look over

your right shoulder when you

reverse Appalachia National Park

K Kawasaki motorcycle that's a place too

I'm just testing you all

right right

shoulder itha Greece and Upstate New

York that's double points you can't do

that

what game's over

I won barely best of three I don't think

so organic healthy and could be

hydroponically grown is get everything

on our

menu eat me please eat

me m

thank hey uh Chad says that on Mars they

grow their produce in human

waste oh purified I mean everything has

to be purified it'll take spaceships at

least 6 months to get there imagine the

jet

lag our flight to Cambodia was bad

enough but you have to go to Cambodia oh

right I'd like

to remember those luscious strawberries

that we bought in the market in PanAm

pen the hill Tri people grow them oh you

should see these people the wonderful

way that they dress and and their

clothes are woven with beads and silver

and the women have these long long

necks they could have come from

Mars not at all like our idea of

people what's your idea of people that's

a very good

question I don't know like like you're

my idea of

people are friends of my idea of people

two arms two legs walks

upright makes love makes a very nice

dinner thank you eats in nice

restaurants reads at times can talk

about books and movies and theater

intelligently needs two strong cups of

coffee every morning to get out of

bed oh I love this song um need two

glasses of wine to relax at

night my idea of people drinks

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my idea of people dance is with their

handsome

husband come

on your

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in you've never been more beautiful

your eyes

like

as come

on see what you

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got you take me to

Cambodia oh Chad is so far away why

didn't you picked someplace closer where

else do you want to go me yeah you

Disney

World what you're joking no thought you

want to go somewhere more Eco vegan

green peases some place a little more

exotic Disney World is exotic to me I've

never been anywhere I've never even been

on an

airplane oh that is so

sad we we should take him you should

take

me Disney World yes

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I bought it in the marketplace from this

woman she wo the cloth

herself she was so lovely

first I hated

Cambodia I didn't understand it made me

cry everywhere we went there

were people with limbs

missing left over

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landmines David

David you shouldn't be here with us on a

Saturday night you should be out with

friends your own

age oh you're my

friend Dave is my

friend age isn't important right we're

all just people right

people people people

people so what's your idea of

people I don't know uh they want to be

useful they want to do good

things want to not hurt anybody or be

hurt they want to be able to sleep well

at night to swim in nice clean pools to

win

races read interesting

books have a family a father

mother I want have

experiences always be trying new things

that was new

yeah are you

mad

no I'm flattered but should probably

go yeah no I just going to get my

clothes for

wow David

noid

David David

God nothing wakes him when he's been

drinking not a telephone

a car alarms earthquakes

Thunder fire engines at 3: in the

morning

[ __ ] you when I was a little boy I could

not fall asleep unless my mom said good

night to me an even number of times you

know like twice good night good night

or four times good night good night good

night good

night Ian sometimes it's a joke my my my

daddy would throw in an extra one and

then my mom would have to say good night

to me again to even it

out the uh

the ice

cream

what when you recited the

flavors do you think that you could

um recite them again for

me now

French

vanilla

chocolate chocolate

swirl peanut butter dream coconut

cream and

chip caramel

Chun coffee

fudge coffee fudge

powerful there

go Mano vanilla french vanilla

David DAV

maybe he'll divorce his wife for

you you know he's um old enough to be

your father he is not um besides I don't

love him I just like him he's an

inspiration do you ever notice that lump

in his pants when he wears his chinos I

bet you he has such a big morning girls

good morning morning Mr Walker thank you

youe ask them ask me what Heather wants

to ask you if she can take your picture

uh it's for the school newspaper Mr

Walkers sure sure being an honor where

do you want me

um here yeah can I ask you a question Mr

Walker you just did what oh okay um it's

a personal

one Sho do you think Heather's cute

sh

um for

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The Book of Love is long and

boring no one can lift the damn

thing it's full of charts and facts and

figures and

instruction

dancing

but I love it when you read to me and

you the Book of Love Has Music in it in

fact that's where music comes

from some of it is just

transcendental some of it it is just

R

but I love it when you sing to me and

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you you can sing me

anything The Book of Love love is long

and

boring and written very long

ago it's full of flowers and

heart-shaped

boxes and things were all too young to

know but

I I love it when you give me things and

you

you are to give me W

rings I love it when you give me

things

you you are

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for

please tell me that you still love me

that you trust me

that that I'm a good

person for

oh

s

good morning Mr Walker morning

girls you're late Mr walker uh yes I I

know I

apologize Mr Walker you're never relate

Naomi I was

worried I'm fine thank you for your

concern now can we get started

please I hope you've all completed your

uh let's

see [ __ ]

what are you doing later I don't

know Mr

Walker for

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there we

go

yeah Chad um just what wait a minute

what what you don't like that huh you

don't

like stop it just stop

it I'm an

adult and I'm married see CH life life's

really complicated

and I told

does he hate

me no he doesn't hate you I'm a bad

person no no you're a no I'm a bad

person I did something I did something

no I did something bad I did too why

what

why I don't know

why I'm I have to go with's my

bag I got these look I got these from

the library we can go together you Dave

me when I graduate I've been saving my

money you wouldn't even have to pay for

me okay I love you I love you I love you

I love Dave both you I just want

do I know you do

342 with 92 RBI

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and come on get up

a

baby wow that's um that's I know I know

I was dying to call you emploee as soon

as we decided for sure but Mellie

wouldn't let me well I just I thought

that we should tell you in person here

let no no we take care of it

so

um how artificial

insemination and and and which one of

you I will it's just so hard for me to

take that much time off from work and um

and I'm

younger well uh here's two uh babies

congratulations congratulations we've um

actually been discussing it for quite

some time but Lillian but lilan was too

immature for Parenthood and at someone's

in distance had to endure six boring

months of therapy first best I could do

we want Dave to be the sperm donor okay

do you have to blurt out everything

before I'm ready yeah I

do so what do you

think we love you both so much and

there' be no obligation legal or

otherwise on your part although we want

you both to be present in our child's

life no matter what you decide but it's

not a

requirement you don't have to make a

decision right now

away

well

Dave um

Lane Dave

come

in am I disturbing

you correcting papers that what come

here Rouge

ppot quite a guy yeah you could say that

he's still out there in the jungle

somewhere yeah they should find him and

arrest

him they

will how do you grade

them excuse me your student pay

person what about them well do you grade

them on on on their spelling and on the

grammar or on their ideas

I grade them on everything of course but

if somebody's got a really good idea

they just don't get it down in the

regular required way if they mess up the

rules a little bit then what you do what

is your point Chad what's the most

important part I have a lot of work to

do

okay does the grammar really matter as

long as you get the idea

right you [ __ ] my wife

please Dave I'm

sorry Mr

wer I'm sorry I didn't mean to what is

it um

I didn't hand in my paper yet the

deadline was this

morning if I hand it in tomorrow

piercings are against school rules now

you know that

oh no it's fake take it

out the end of the school day tomorrow

or no credit thank you Mr Walker it's

the last time you're the greatest

yeah I I really do have a lot of work to

do I just

wanted sorry I'm

sorry hey hey hey um

Disney

World

what let

me weekend after next uh I could take

the Friday off make it a long weekend

and we could pack everything

and I could call and make reservations

tonight oh I don't think it's oh come on

you could take one day off school to go

to Disney World chat yeah but I don't

know Frontier land tomorrow land

yesterday

land I don't think there is a yesterday

land you

whatever I promised

you didn't

I

yeah I just I don't like to break

promises to my

friends Chad

thank you

Dave all right thank you

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David I'll be Valen

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David enough for tonight your face is

all

red that's

it I was thinking do you think we should

buy

bikes we could both get bikes

because don't lilan and Melissa have

bikes I don't know we could bike with

them in the city in the

park

David have you spoken with

him

no have you at least been thinking about

it because I think that we owe it to

them I know I

know you'll check him to see

me chat yeah when

last

week where

school yeah we

uh we

talked about

what about

uh Disney

World Disney World World we're

going who is going you me

Chad I don't think that is funny I've

already booked the tickets they're

nonrefundable I found a hotel I thought

you might like it has two swimming pools

three restaurants each with a Caribbean

flare and it's just Steps From the Epcot

Center and I got us three full fantasy

passes good for all theme parks from the

moment you check in until the moment you

check out and there's a spa facility

with all the latest treatments they even

have couple's

massage I just didn't want to disappoint

him feel this

here it's like a rock H shower

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so

I should go I don't know why you need a

facial you're already beautiful don't

take too long we got a full day plan

what's on the schedule today Chad uh jle

boat trip after that thund M all right

that's if the lines are not too long

hey

don't your ears are getting burned you

should put some sun block

on Ela having a good time

right I don't fight

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yeah it's should probably get back to my

room and get changeed it's getting kind

of cold oh no stay I'll turn the your

off hey here you go

thanks hey

Dave yeah is is Elaine

okay yeah she's fine

Chad so uh tomorrow we go to Blizzard

Beach right

right and I was thinking maybe

uh tonight before dinner you can take me

back down to the pool and show me one of

those uh fancy Dives of yours yeah sure

I mean if if you want to I can do that

great they're great Dives why don't you

show me one right now here yeah just

just here show it's kind of weird

there's no water yeah we just

pretend here we go the pro the pro yeah

Sprint

bet the girls really go for those Dives

huh here quick huh hurting me think Dave

can dive too so special H you swim you

di you [ __ ] my

wife stop it stop it

me oh

boy

David okay I I I I didn't oh my God no

no no no no

it's I guess I should pick on someone of

my own size huh no it's all his fault

tell him tell her tell her tell her stay

away from me stay no B she doesn't want

you okay

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oh

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off [ __ ] off

for

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I'm fine

ah

see next up division one 50 m freestyle

swimmers take your

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marks get set

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come

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May the sun always Shine On You

and each day feel so bright

and and may God hold you in the

pal with his

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hand May the moon always light your

way and love be forever and here to

stay and may God hold you in the

pal of his

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hand and may God hold you in the

palm of his

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hand and if the world should turn its

back to

you and it seems it seems there's

nothing left to

do then may God hold you in the

pal of his

hand then may God hold you in the

palm of his hand

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thank you Happ you a ni day

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I really should stay and help clean up

oh no no no go we're going to throw

everything into the dishwasher a weeping

me dip me okay you been

practicing oh I hope you know how much

we appreciate this as do I and how much

Esther and lcas love having their father

around all the

okay but Mellie thinks you should go

back to teaching get

Lily okay so I do but you know mostly I

think you should do whatever makes you

happy well this makes me

happy for

now good night see you tomorrow

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lift up your

arms now lift and expand your heart

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thought

hi

beautiful

night two

teenagers kiss and H

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swimming

above

sending a

message of

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love you

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and you don't

believe but it's

true no one's

more

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you an

astronaut also a doctor also also a

architect Chef web designer naturalist

biologist oceanographer Arctic Explorer

Environmental Lawyer oh and president of

the United

States yeah there were a lot of things I

wanted to be when I grew up you still

could be when he still young

yeah see that old man yeah he used to be

camir

Rouge how do you know everybody knows

why don't they turn him into the police

or

something CU some of the police used to

be camar too A lot of people were

that was a long time

ago besides he's a cool old guy I like

him yeah

Heather it's pretty

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ne's now one's more

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you Stop and Shop is open all

night with a mothering

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FL cart

pictures a dove

as the inner Cal

crackles with

love one's more

Happ than

you the foot on

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the

sh and

nobody knows why

what to

do cuz no one more happy than

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you now one's more

Happ

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you now one

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you no one

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