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like I said this place isn't the tip top

but comes pretty close I mean all the

food's authentic the staff is super

friendly I've never had a bad experience

here so I hope you enjoy the spot yeah

excuse me are you ready to order um a

couple minutes please yeah perfect take

your time thank you it does seem like

it's kind of a Hidden Gem oh yeah it

certainly is cool um what were you going

to get um well I typically get the

carbonera pasta It's got bits of bacon

and the eggs it's an Italian classic

what about

you what are you getting oh sorry sorry

um that sounds good I'm vegan though so

I was actually thinking of the meatless

lasagna

that's right that must be difficult yeah

I I mean like do you miss eating

meat sorry no no um not at all I've been

vegan for like 9 years so I don't really

think about it anymore I would never go

back I do admit though I still like the

smell of meat you know es especially

bacon oh hey let me tell you I hear you

I can't imagine a world without bacon

really you should try it some time you

know even just being vegan for like a

month I haven't been sick for like 2

years and I swear it's because of my

diet really well that's

crazy you know doesn't it seem like

every few years there's like a new food

topic trending he had GMOs and then it

was carbs and and paleo and now the

thing is like all meat is bad even

chicken you know what am I supposed to

eat just like fruits and vegetables uh I

don't know what to believe anymore sure

fruits and vegetables though maybe

vegan's the way to go yeah you know I'll

think about it anyway uh I haven't had

their meatless lasagna but I have had

the regular one and it is Bomb all right

lasagna is

then so

uh what did you do today oh sorry sorry

okay I will not respond to any more

texts no worries um well today's my day

so I mostly just slept all day nice you

know I love sleeping that's my favorite

hobby Yes mine too really you know maybe

we should collaborate again

sometime very funny I think we've also

already done

that it was a

bad what did you do

today uh let's see uh not much I went to

the gym I uh I did some

laundry oh I uh I saw a horror film oh

nice which one

um you know I forget the name but uh

it's about this couple and they go out

into the middle of nowhere to take a

break from their daily life anyways the

husband handcuffs the wife to a bed to

play some erotic games but all of a

sudden the husband has a heart attack so

the wife is just left there handcuffed

to the bed frame and no one's there to

help her oh my God oh my God that sounds

intense oh yeah what happens well

basically basically she starts to like

have all of these

hallucinate she starts to have all these

hallucinations no I'm not going to reply

it's fine I mean no please it's it's

fine okay okay just real real quick

I think I could stay up here

forever I don't want to go to work

tomorrow yeah it spoils you up here it's

too

nice how long did you say your ant's

gone um about another

month so another hours for the MTH if

you want

absolutely oh she's lucky man yeah she

gets to travel the world for work and

then comes home to this yeah but that's

she works super hard and you work super

hard you keep working hard you can have

it too one of these days

maybe do you have a good week at

work it was good I don't want to talk

about work though let's just enjoy the

pool and the view while we can right all

right all right

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stop it you know I hate

that having a heart attack over

here oh you know what actually there is

something I can tell you about work

what's that I tell you about the new guy

Lucas

no super fun guy everybody loves him um

he has been you know like joking around

with everybody in the office making

everybody laugh um and then Alfred that

old kogin guy that like yeah has never

once said hi to me never Smiles nothing

um so Lucas is like trying to uh you

know break your shell whatever trying to

talk to him and he writes in this little

note like on this Post-it on this like

sticky note and it's like a picture like

an Uncle Sam like I want you and it says

like I'm going to get you to to like

smile let me bud like I'm not going to

give up on you like something like that

and of course you know like Alfred would

typically go for something like that

Lucas I swear got the guy to smile no

way someone walked by his office as

Alfred's looking at it and he's

smiling stinking Lucas just cheers

everybody up and makes the whole office

better sound a little jealous I'm a

little jealous uper never says hi to me

but at the same time I mean like that's

got just brightening up the whole office

it's awesome makes it a lot easier to go

to work tomorrow sounds funny yeah I can

meet him yeah you'd love him yeah yeah

cool one of these days one of these days

hey it's chilly when the Sun goes down

huh

hey hey you know what I was thinking

what were you thinking well I was

thinking since I'm always either at your

place or you're always over at my

place maybe we should move in

together really you well what do you

think I mean I have to tell my landlord

like a month advance but that shouldn't

be a problem we could do that yeah I

thinking my place is close closer to

work for both of us anyways yeah or we

find something else no I like your place

we come in place yeah look at us real

adults kind

of yeah let's do it do it yeah

okay that's so

exciting yeah I see I I completely

understand um we don't typically weave

that installation feed the reason being

we don't make any money on the

installation that's actually the fee

that we're charged from third party

so yeah but you know what let me um let

me go speak with my boss and see if

there's anything we can do to make this

process a little bit easier for you how

does that

sound okay hang time for me

hey Nate hey Bruce how's it going good

just about to close the deal with a

client I got him on hold cuz he wants me

to talk to the boss about waving the

installation

fee oh man people always expect things

for free huh yeah just tell him we don't

make anything off that yeah yeah I

already did I'm going to offer him the

payment plan that works 99% of the time

smart come see me at my desk sure

Josh you still

there hey sit

down how'd it go all good closed the

deal easy peasy I knew the second I

walked into their house they would be

interested good job if you had a good

month made a lot of sales I'm really

proud of how far you've come thank you

I've been working hard and honestly I

love the idea that I'm contributing to

the environment selling these solar

panels that's the right mindset Nate and

that's exactly why I wanted to talk to

you about something and see what you

think about it yeah sure you know the

office we opened in New York City a few

months ago yeah how's that

going not so good apparently I was there

last week and place was a complete [ __ ]

show that sucks the sales team is eager

to to learn but Ron the guy I hired to

train them was a complete mess he's

never in the office and his

some social media stalking on him and

found out he's always going to these

yacht parties and getting trashed

really I talked to another guy in the

office who said on the rare occasion he

does make it in he's usually hung over

and sleeping at his desk while the sales

team is out there trying to make sales

when they [ __ ] up and they need guidance

the God they're supposed to go to is

crashed at his desk that's a bummer yeah

that's where you come

up I want you to go over there and get

that team going I can't think of a

better manager than yourself New York me

a

manager wow Bruce that's an amazing

opportunity well you deserve it and it's

only for 6 months just to get the ball

rolling after that you'll come back here

you'll still be a manager will give you

a 50% increase in your base salary plus

you'll get a percentage of the sales

that your entire team

makes wow that sounds awesome I I've

always wanted to train a team of people

you

know I don't I don't know what to say um

think about it and U I'll give you an

answer in the morning no no no no no

this is not one of those times when you

think about it you say thank you and

when do I

leave I just wanted to talk to Jessica

you know before I made any

decisions

listen you're a smart guy you don't want

to be knocking on doors for the rest of

your life and Jessica she'll be happy

that you're making a lot more money

maybe you can buy her some nice

gifts and 6 months goes by in a

Flash any chance that last longer than 6

months no chance the big sales are still

here so I'll need you to come back here

and head up this

team yeah I guess 6 months isn't that

long kind of been wanting a change of

air for a while now anyways well that's

the spirit and as for Jessica let me

tell you something I've been traveling

back and forth to the east coast since

I've been married and my wife wife and I

still together still going strong for 22

years 22 years wow oh hey you want to

see the apartment we're going to put you

up in come here yeah let's

see okay so this it overlooks Central

Park this is the view from the

balcony living room 24/7 Security check

this out parking in the basement

hey

oh thanks forting yeah no worries

um oh

yeah so uh what have you been up

to um pretty busy with work I guess I

have to read these contracts that my

boss's draft and make sure they look

okay it's a little stressful just

because the deadlines are pretty tight

yeah I'm sure you'll be just fine I mean

you're very smart and very

dedicated

thanks yeah it's just a lot of

responsibility um they know what they're

doing but if something's wrong and I

don't catch it it's my fault and I'm

pretty much screwed oh yeah I mean hey I

hear you it's does not seem fun

no so what's up with

you honestly I don't know I was kind of

surprised that you contacted me after

two weeks of not talking you know

managed to resuscitate a

ghost what do you

mean well obviously you ghosted me after

a month of

dating honestly I didn't feel great

about it ghosted yeah like when instead

of just telling someone you don't want

to see them anymore you just cut them

off completely okay well I didn't ghost

St we just stopped

talking yeah what's the difference I

mean you never texted me again again

after you went out to that restaurant in

Pasadena okay well you never texted me

either I mean ghosting is when you

actually ignore someone's attempts to

contact you yeah whatever why didn't you

contact me

then I just thought that you know maybe

you weren't interested

anymore oh

why I don't know maybe the way you were

communicating with

me I just got tired of the chase always

texting calling you

first seemed like someone else was on

your

mind why did you think that uh that

night at the restaurant

mainly I mean you were in your phone all

night and whenever you got a text

message this smile just came across your

face so I don't know

oh well there wasn't anyone else I was

seeing Oh my God no no no it was just my

friend Rachel she was texting me all

those photos of her like trying on old

dresses before she went out some of them

were ridiculous that was

it

okay so why didn't you

contact I guess I guess I just didn't

think you wanted to see

me I thought you seemed kind of distant

and I don't know maybe you were just

looking for something fun which honestly

isn't really what I'm looking for well I

mean hey I'm not looking for a no string

situation either

so okay I guess I had the wrong

impression yeah I think we both

me so uh now that that's sorted

out can we start

over I mean I don't know we could catch

a movie or something okay yeah what kind

of movie uh you like Thrillers h

we could see aamcom it's fun oh no no no

I was just trying to think of some

Thrillers that have come out recently I

love Thrillers I would be totally down

for

that

cool hey what about that one you were

telling me about the last time we went

out uh which one the um the creepy movie

with the woman that gets her hands

handcuffed to the bed while her husband

has a heart attack uh yeah yeah yeah

yeah no that one's not in theaters uh I

stream that

oh well I mean we can just do something

else then I mean if you want you know we

could do

that come on I mean Netflix and chill

shut

up just want to go into a food I'm so

Stu let's just go Digest

So Pretty

Outside

couch it is nice should ni it's pretty

clear

night yeah picked a good restaurant

tonight it's authentic Italian food good

I'm glad your belly is happy and full

you know that is one of dairo favorite

restaurant what I'm sorry I'm sorry so

rude I'm serious I believe you I I just

I'm sorry it was I just as soon as you

said daero I just pictured Lucas's face

during his daero impression and it's

ridiculous anyway I

can't is impression yeah it's really

good oh Lucas he's just a little too

funny isn't

it are you jealous jealous

that face says it all right there I'm

just saying you talk about Lucas more

than you talk about anybody else okay I

also talk about my 70-year-old landlord

a lot a lot too much probably I think I

have a thing for him

too no no oh speaking of my landlord I

gave him my 30 days he like super bummed

but you

know um I completely forgot to tell you

um talk to my boss today uh you want to

come sit down yeah is everything yeah

okay yeah yeah yeah um good I think um

you know my boss called me into his

office

and he's telling me what a great job

I've been doing lately and you I've been

closing a lot of deals and he's really

proud of me

and um he

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come well he wants to promote me bab oh

my God that's awesome that's yeah you

had me so worried for a I know but you

you know we're opening the new branch in

New York yeah and so the manager they

had it didn't really work out so he

wants to send me up there to uh to New

York yeah to kind of train their sales

team and get everything off the ground

and run in and how long would you be

there

be for six months

and you know i' I've never been in

management position before and I have

like six or eight people under

me but you know it's really not that big

of a deal I'll just tell them I'm not

interested in it and no no no find

something else here shut your beautiful

face no I'm so excited for you I'm just

really sad for me cuz I'm not going to

have you

here it only be for 6 months yeah right

yeah that's not that long right I me

that's nothing it's like what half a

year you sure it's okay

yes wow that's weird we've never spent

that much time at par before I know we

can talk every

day Skype

yeah I miss you you too I'm also really

excited for you thank you

congratulations thank

you it's actually kind of perfect timing

because my aunt is now going to

Japan I know uh but yeah but this is

going to

be wide open so I can move out hang out

here so you get to stay here some more

mhm don't look at me like that it's such

a rough life

I but I'm going to be all alone alone in

your Mansion the

pool just feel like just feel sad for me

for like a second okay and then I can

feel like super excited for you okay all

right okay

man how's it going yeah how's it going

it's going it's going you know same old

same old still same job same apartment

same

life good glad to hear you doing well

how's everything with you good good

actually uh actually just got a job

offer to move up to New York be a

manager for 6 months at our company's

office up there New York all right that

sounds exciting yeah so what did you say

I said yes man it's a huge promotion

plus it's only 6 months so why not that

and my boss didn't really give me much

of an option didn't let me think about

it so well it sounds like a great

opportunity yeah I think so what did

Jessica say about

it she was a little upset at first we

had we had just agreed to moving

together like right before I got this

offer but she understands that it's a

big opportunity so I think she's happy

about it moving in together you know

that's a big step congrats yeah well I

guess that won't be happening not for 6

months months at least yeah oh wait did

you know that uh Erica recently moved to

New York yeah yeah I follow her on

Instagram I don't plan on seeing her I

don't want to start any issues with Jess

yeah hey I get it I get it so are you

going to tell Jessica that Erica is

there it's not worth

it I don't want her to worry for no

reason well I think you should tell

her I mean if she finds out that you're

ax is in the same city as you she might

not take it that

well no that's not really what I'm

worried about right now oh yeah what are

you worried about

then there's this co-worker that Jess

keeps talking about this Lucas guy she

keeps talking about how funny he is and

how everybody in the office loves him

even the even the old guy who doesn't

say hi to anybody says hi to Lucas oh

come

on you don't think that she likes him

like that I mean if she's comfortable

enough to bring him up in front of you

that probably means that you have

nothing to worry about don't you think

look I'm I'm almost positive that she

wouldn't do anything like that with him

but we have never spent this much time

apart I don't want to be thinking the

whole time that I'm in New York that

she's spending all her free time with

this other dude that's understandable

but she's a nice girl and I'm sure she'd

never betray you besides you need to be

focused on other things right now like

how you two are going to going to stay

in

touch wish it were that easy it's

not I need your help man my help sure

you got

it wait I'm not following her man no no

I don't want you to follow

her

okay so what do you need from

me it's a pretty big favor you might

think I'm

crazy okay just say

come on what is

it I want you to transy and seduce

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it what no no no you're

joking I'm dead

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serious she's your girlfriend

man you're about to move in with her I I

don't want to be remembered as the guy

who tried to seduce her imagine if you

marry her then yes exactly that's

exactly it what if I marry her and then

I find out later that she slept with her

coworker or some other guy don't you

think it's a little too late at that

point

yeah th this is very where no one

requests this do you realize how absurd

this sounds we're not not teenagers

anymore

man I would do whatever I can to help

you

but no you're like a brother to me but

this is absolutely crazy come on dude

okay imagine this scenario I try to

seduce her she most likely will reject

me and from then on I'm labeled as your

creepy friend who has no sense of

boundaries I'll be the unwanted guest at

all of your parties and events imagine

me being the best man at your wedding

after something like that I can't

imagine it Al me man why can't you find

someone else to do this because out of

all of my friends out of everybody I

could possibly ask to do this you're the

only one she trusts you're my best

friend man she trusts me oh for what she

trust you enough to spend some time

alone with

you Shez absolutely

crazy okay

um say that I agreed to do this and I'm

not

agreeing when just how would I even

approach her mean there's got to be some

places that y all go in

common where did both of you hang

out I don't

know

well

Jess Jess

Jess hi I'm sorry that was really yeah

no you're killing it on there how you

been I've been good good yeah yeah I've

been uh work's been good

I awesome have you been I thought I

thought usually go to the gym during the

day never yeah yeah yeah normally do but

uh you know new management at the

restaurant so my schedule is a little

crazy right now sure yeah so uh Nate's

going to New York soon yeah he is how

you doing about that yeah I'm really

excited for him so it's it's great um

it's only 6 months but he'll go away

fast plus we're going to Skype every day

and keep in touch and everything I might

go visit him awesome yeah yeah yeah and

while you're here don't think about it

too much cuz it'll be over before you

know

exactly plus then uh it gives me time to

you know work out every day work on my

perfect body so he sees what he's

missing you look great thank you yeah

yeah I'll let you get back to it than

hit my stuff and I'll catch you in a

little bit okay

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cool hey Jess totally forgot to mention

this earlier but there's this bar that

opened down the street I'm doing a promo

for dollar drinks this weekend dollar

drinks yeah that's unheard of in La yeah

I

know that's great yeah we got to go uh I

think Nate has like next Friday off well

you see it's a promo it's opening

weekend and today's the last day I'm

going right after I shower up um you're

welcome to come if you're free um yeah

no I'm not uh I'm not doing anything

yeah let's let's go cool I just need to

I need to change and everything but yeah

yeah know shower up and 20 minutes is

that cool yeah sounds good sounds good

cool I'll see

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youe hey so this is it oh I remember

this I remember this used to be the

blind Gypsy oh that was like a billion

years ago the place has changed

management like four times since then

okay well it's a really hard business to

keep going especially now life oh yeah

hey man hey

Nate how'd it go how' it go what come on

dude stop being funny justess texted me

last night she said you she ran into you

at the gym yall were going to the bar

afterwards so what happened what did she

tell you about it she texted me when I

was at dinner with my boss and some

investors I didn't reply cuz I didn't

want to interrupt so you ignored her

yeah that was the whole plan to see what

she would do when she was alone with

you so what

happened okay well I went to the gym cuz

you told me that she's normally there

after 9:00 and she was so I I told her

about this new bar that was opening up

down the street so we went to the Grand

Opening had a couple

drinks okay so what happened after the

bar well first we got a little drunk

because you know we had to

shots go

on oh my God she was so rude I know how

do they expect to keep a business going

if that's their service oh dollar drinks

maybe yeah yeah as long as it lasts hey

uh let me walk you to your car oh thank

you

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yeah this my

car yep

hey uh listen

uh I hope you have fun tonight I did I

wish Nate could have come though yeah

well next time

yeah Oh no I got it sorry I'm I am

drunk yeah well it is difficult to say

no to Dollar

shots yeah I just don't know if tequila

was the best option for me yeah but it

was in a class plastic bottle it's where

they keep all the classy stuff you know

that anyways are you sure that you

should drive I don't want you getting a

DUI or anything happening no no I'm just

I'm just going to sleep in the back for

like an hour until I feel like I can

gotta gotcha it's not a bad idea but um

I'm actually like five blocks this way

if you want a couch to crash on you have

one it's up to you you can go to work in

the morning and play it safe tonight are

you

sure yeah

absolutely hey you coming or

not here we are make yourself at home

than I'm go get you some blankets so you

don't freeze okay

here you are thank you anytime

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and this is for

you

oh

so I have a question for you

mhm relax it's something I ask

everybody how do you really measure the

strength of a relation

ship oh that's a really it's a deep

question

um uh I don't know I guess it would

depend on the bond between the people in

it yeah but I mean how can you test what

a relationship would be able to really

endure well you'd have to go through

something major right like something

that's out of the ordinary not you know

some drastic event or something okay and

can you give me any

examples um I don't know some big

difference in priorities or some big

change or something yeah no okay you

good ones but

uh what about

distance yeah I

mean yeah I guess that's a good example

why are you asking me all

this I'm just a curious

person I like to ask complicated

questions

sorry no

worries I mean you know

obviously obviously Nate and I are going

to be going through distance and that's

going to be a test on our

relationship so I mean yeah I guess

that's a good example

of of what you're talking talking about

yeah and you know I think that you guys

are going to do just

fine I mean after all I'll be here

watching you and so will Erica with

Nate

Erica Nate's ex she's in New York you

didn't know no I had no

idea what is she doing in New York well

she moved there to pursue her dream

acting on Broadway she's been there for

a couple months now

actually really hey I follow her on

Instagram that's how I know about

this did Nate mention anything about

this to

you yeah well I

mean he said that he's going to avoid

her so that he doesn't create any

unnecessary issues between you and

him all right so then I guess the reason

he didn't tell me is just just because

he forgot right because it's not a big

deal to move to the same city as your ex

why would that be relevant information

to tell

me yeah I know you do have a point it

kind of

is and I'm sure that he just didn't want

you to worry while he was worry is there

something I should worry about I mean if

if he's so secure in his intention I

mean why is he so why isn't he mentioned

it I can't [ __ ] believe he didn't

mention it to me you think you will I

don't

know I'm

sorry Hey listen I'm you know big

believer in the theory that if a

relationship is strong enough like even

if Nate and Erica hang out there's

nothing to worry

about like us right now for example we

can hang

out nothing to worry about because if

anything did happen that would mean that

you don't love Nate enough to be

exclusive with

them

and that you guys aren't even supposed

to be

together and obviously the same thing

goes for Nate too I mean if he really

did anything with her

and I think he'll be fine

but that would mean

that he doesn't love you enough to

resist any Temptation that might

occur yeah I guess that's true I mean if

anything were to happen it would just

mean that we weren't meant to

be

exactly take us for example like no

matter how close I get to

you we've got nothing to worry about

because we really love him

right and

um you know

even if I touched

you there's nothing to worry

about because you really care about

him

well and even

if I kissed you I need to

go why are you running away

what are you afraid of what you might do

why are you doing this because I want

you two to be happy and if you can't

even endure stuff like this then why

even be together at all I'm not doing

anything I'm actually leaving you can't

control how you feel so you're Evol

avoiding it you know what you can

believe whatever you want I

will you know what I don't run away from

[ __ ]

okay I can stay here because I know my

intentions and you can go sleep in your

room

sure good night

oh my god dude you scared the [ __ ] out

of

me talking about you kissed her and then

she was kissing you back and well she I

didn't say that she kissed me back I

mean it was so quick that she didn't

have time to realize what

happened whatever man it's just a kiss

big [ __ ]

deal started telling that story I just

picturing in my head that y'all are

hooking up and

you I don't even want to think about

it the important thing is that I was

wrong about

it well there is something else

sorry

about my

girl my

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girl don't lie to

me tell me

where did you sleep last night look man

I'm so sorry sorry I had no idea that

this is how it would have

happened I asked you to do

it don't even don't even think about

it well it wasn't just her I

mean alcohol was involved too

obviously what did she say

after she just made me promise not to

tell you

really she felt pretty guilty about it

she should feel really guilty of

that what are you going to do I'm not

going to do

anything I'm going to wait until she

confesses and if she doesn't confess

she'll confess and if she doesn't I'll

find one way or another to make her and

if she confesses what are you going to

do at that point I'm going to break up

with her and I'm never going to see her

again God man why don't you just break

up with her now

I wanted her to feel all of this I want

her to feel all the guilt and all the

shame for doing this to

me breaking up with her now be way too

easy on

her I want to see how far she'll

go hey oh hey

so what's up what did you want to talk

about

okay Amber I want to make this is easy

as possible for both of us so I'm just

going to go to the

point

okay

so I think it's not going to work

out and we should should stop saying

each

other I can't tell if you're being

serious right now or if you're just

joking around

or

oh wow that's

unexpected sorry

I I think it's for the

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best okay

well

um thanks for for coming here and

telling me that in person I

guess especially since we're not really

in a relationship yet

well

yeah honestly I felt bad about the way I

handled things

before and I thought that I owed you

this I mean coming here and telling you

in person no ghosting this

time

um thanks for that I guess

Amber you're a great

girl you're going to find someone else

just as great it's

just I'm not that

person

sure still I I don't know I guess I

thought it was going pretty well between

us I mean even if we were just getting

to know each

other yeah I mean things weren't going

bad so why don't you want to see me

anymore

wait is there someone

else no

uh I

just need some

time be by myself

and I can't be in a relationship right

now

fine sure um okay goodbye

John

bye bye

no I'm sorry that is [ __ ] 3 weeks

ago we met up and you told me that you

were looking for a relationship and and

now you're saying oh no you don't want

anything

serious come on at least have the

dignity to admit that you just don't

like me that's not true I'd liked you

enough to hang out with you several

times okay then what happened I mean I

get it fine I understand you just don't

want to be with me but what you just

woke up this morning and thought Oh what

am I doing with her oh okay

uh 100% honest yes

please there's someone

else

oh and do you love

her

no no I'm not in

love but you really like

her I think so

uh I don't know

but she loves

you I don't think she

does but she at least likes you

right I Hon honestly I don't know

it's very

complicated okay but she at least knows

that you like her

right I don't think

so so what are you waiting for why don't

you tell her

that

so how you

feeling uh I don't know John what do you

think I mean how do you

feel like everything's [ __ ]

up yeah well not alone

there yeah sure

I have some errands after R I can't

really stay long oh yeah no right

totally

um I really don't know how to tell you

this why don't you just

try Okay

um Nate

knows everything about us

what John you promised that you wouldn't

say anything it was just a onetime

mistake he asked me to do this jez he

asked me to seduce

you what that doesn't make any sense why

would he do that cuz he doesn't trust

you okay he's moving out of state and

he's afraid that you're going to go off

and hook up with that funny coworker of

yours that you always Rave about when

you're in front of him

Lucas are you kidding right now because

this isn't [ __ ] funny no I'm serious

he designed this sort of

trust test for you and I wish I was

joking trust me God this is completely

crazy and you agreed to do this you

played me into cheating on him with you

so that he could prove a point why

couldn't he just confront me because

that's not the type of guy that Nate is

like look Jess

unfortunately Nate's not the same guy

that I knew in middle school and he's

not the same guy that you fell in love

with either

okay well you agreed to do it so you're

not that great either yeah I

know for that I apologize

okay you know you're not really an angel

either I mean I didn't exactly make you

sleep with me did I no but I felt like

[ __ ] about it

since I mean I slept with his best

friend and now you're telling me that

you guys planned this I mean this is

sick it is [ __ ] sick

you know what I'm I'm

leaving don't why cuz this is geez this

is so [ __ ] up and you know it in one

way it's everybody's fault

but now we know that you two weren't

meant to be together okay why are you

telling me all of this John does

pointing out how shitty my relationship

is relieve you of some of the guilt or

something I'm not trying to justify what

I did okay then why am I here John

cuz maybe I haven't been able to stop

thinking about you since then oh

my so you called me today to tell me

that you have feelings for

me what do you expect me to say oh uh

thanks for pointing out how shitty my

relationship is oh hey since Nate's out

of town why don't we get together

instead yeah well not

exactly leave me alone just wait you one

minute please what what what do you

want what are you going to do with Nate

I don't know but since apparently he

already knows I'm sure it's going to

come

up yeah well what if it

doesn't I mean it's got to right if he

cares at all

babe I forgot to tell you about the

craziest thing that happened at work

Lucas you remember yeah he got fired

really because first of all he lied on

his resume but he was planning on

robbing the bank that his girlfriend

worked at they like found all these

plans and everything and when they

looked into it they found out that he

had this whole like criminal record like

somehow they overlooked during the

interview process isn't that crazy no

kidding yeah that is insane it's like I

anyway so now they're like investigating

the whole thing it's a big nightmare

but like more interesting dude than I

thought yeah right this like a whole

double

life oh there's something else I wanted

to tell you um so I was at the gym the

other day and I ran into John oh yeah

yeah we were both there working out um

did he tell you that he saw me anyway so

he uh was telling me about this like

happy hour the bar across street is that

your phone hold

on

hello yeah no no it's

okay yeah what's

up by

tomorrow yeah no it's fine it's fine

yeah all right

sorry about that what were you

saying

um I don't know

uh probably not that important if you

can't

remember um don't forget I'm leaving at

6: a.m. on

Tuesday all right I'll be over Monday

night then okay cool

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Jessica he didn't mention it to

me

why he

didn't

no actually he acted completely

normal you did tell him right you didn't

lie about that no I didn't lie to you I

told them everything about us well then

why didn't he say anything does he even

care I think that he's waiting for you

to

confess what makes him so sure that I

would

confess does he know that I know about

plan I I can't tell him about that well

then what is he waiting for it

what if I don't say

anything then what he's just going to go

to New York

and break up with me over the phone or

or pretend like nothing ever happened I

think that he's pretty sure that you're

going to come clean about this

soon he doesn't view you as the type of

person that can hold a secret

and I don't know he didn't really

explain it to

me what I do know is is that when you do

confess that's when he plans on breaking

up with it so he's just trying to punish

me by drawing it out and then ending It

Anyway God what kind of person does this

this is so [ __ ] up

hey he's going to leave

soon whatever you two tell each other

it's going

down it's for the best that it does you

think look I mean do you really want to

be with someone like that after knowing

all

this I mean what we did was

wrong but at the end of the day it would

never would have happened if Nate didn't

set it

up and part of the reason that it

happened is because of how close we

are for what it's worth I didn't think

you were going to do anything with that

code I wasn't yeah I know you're

smart you

care you're absolutely beautiful

he doesn't deserve someone like you so

just please give me a

chance I'm not going to hurt you like he

did Bruce it's Nate hey what's going on

oh

really I think that's the last of

it all ready to go

what I

know 6 months a long

time man it's

far New York is like the other side of

the world basically

hardly like halfway maybe I quarter of

the way yeah maybe a

quarter it'll be all right though I know

I'm I'm excited for you yeah got nothing

to worry about we trust each

other yeah it's a big opportunity yeah

I'm proud of you I

am just going to miss you going miss you

too love I love

you don't cry every day I'll try not to

got to be a big boy yeah

yeah can we just stay here for a minute

for a

minute what's so great about us I mean

besides the fact that we're just

both devastatingly attractive but yeah

besides

that W what is so great about us we

unlike all these other Chums and here

still believe in

commitment relationships are

changing him people don't believe in

that

anymore that's what makes us so

strong makes us so good together you

know we can always trust each other no

matter

what even with all

these crazy dating apps

and social media

Always On Us in world where it's so easy

to cheat

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now

but I know that I can trust you no

matter

what cuz we tell each other

everything that's what a good

relationship is built

on it's built on that trust and that

loyalty that

Honesty that no matter what

I don't have to worry about

anything same for

you

right everything okay

what's

wrong

um I

haven't been completely honest with you

or completely

loyal what are you talking

about uh

so a couple weeks

ago I was working out I ran into

John yeah you told me

that

um well I didn't mention that

we uh that bar across the street had

just opened up remember that was 1600 or

something yeah

they're having this promotion that

week cuz was new it doesn't matter um

anyway so we went over to check it out

and

uh we got really drunk

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and and

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and and we kissed

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um did

you did you sleep with him

babe bab just I'm sorry it was just so

stupid I'm so sorry I don't know it was

like we were just drunk we were so drunk

guilty for

weeks weeks about going on this trip I

know I was afraid of hurting you hurting

us please please I just can we talk

about it please I'm sorry I almost

didn't even take this

job I'm

sorry I need you to

go baby go I said go get

out I don't want to see you again

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yeah man she just

left yeah come on

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up joh hey what's up

in can I get you anything water soda

anything yeah water's great water's

great so how'd it

go Everything went perfect exactly how

we planned it she admitted everything

mhm just came right out and said it nice

I'm Scott

free officially single again finally

finally that's good to hear

ready to take on New York look at you no

no I thought I I thought I told you did

I not last week my boss called it's it

fell through man I'm I'm not going to

New York my my bags are empty there's

nothing in them oh [ __ ] you all right

man yeah yeah thanks for the best really

I mean cool cool now that I'm I'm

free so game you're going to tell Jess

that you're still living in LA right I

know why I would I'll don't know her

anything she Che on me

yeah like dude I know you I know you're

still feeling weird about it but don't

all right I asked you to do this and you

you stuck your neck out there and you

did it for me you have nothing to feel

guilty about man no I'm glad you did it

I was I know um I was going down man

yeah if it's not for you she would have

slept with somebody else and I never

would have

known you know what I'm saying it could

have been a lot

worse yeah if

I proposed or something

crazy found out

later yeah Nate uh now I've actually

uh you know I've seen Jess a couple

times she hit you

again she is freaking ruthless man I I

mean didn't

text hey I can't wait to see you again

Jess she's seriously hitting you up

right now she didn't leave here 2

minutes ago man I'm telling you this

chick is crazy you saved my life

man of

course you're not going to see her again

right

Nate I've been seeing her I've been

texting her this has been going on ever

since that

night it's not going to happen again

right

John

Jesus

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John what are you thinking man once a

cheater is always a cheater if she's

willing to do it to me she's willing to

do it to to

you I don't

want oh my God I don't know what to say

you know what fine but when she does the

same [ __ ] to you don't come crying to me

cuz I won't be around

here if you do this we're done

man wow

well like I said I'm

sorry

John John

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