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Crystal, do you really need all this just to go camping?

- Yeah. - 'Cause we're not going

to Paris, France, you know.

- I know what I need.

- Yeah, you need one bag.

- No, I need Mama to get all my bags put in the car.

- You need Mama to do what?

- What, not the, no!

- Get over here.

Give Mama a kiss.

- Or what?

- Hey don't worry, babe, you just sit there and look pretty.

I'll pump it and get out, and buy it,

pay for it and everything.

So beautiful, I love you.

Ew, so that's how you really look.

- Shut up. - Bitch, you need makeup.

- Crystal, you are so gonna get it when we get there.

- Promises, promises.

- I'm gonna tie you to a tree.

- And spank me? - Yes.

- With your daddy's belt? - Yes.

- And make me your shitty campfire food?

- Yes, my food is not that shitty.

- Yeah, right.

Come on, all right.

- So slow.

- Hello. - Hey.

- Hello ladies.

- Hey you. - You.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Hey, put it down, two seconds.

- Come on, take the drink.

- Thank you, have a good day!

- Bye cutie! - Bye!

- How come they call it Blood Moon River?

- Call it what?

- Blood Moon River, dumbass!

How come they call it that?

- Fuck, I don't know.

You're gonna have to ask Finch.

I don't think that's the real name, anyway.

I think it's like, come on I wanna bang ya.

It's like an old urban legend.

I don't think it's even Blood Moon River.

Hey, what's going on over here?

- You better quit!

- Huh, can't hear ya!

- You better not be filming me going pee, woman!

I swear to God, Angie!

- Oh my god, oh my god! - What, what?

- Snake, snake!

- Girl, you gonna get it bitch!

- Still sounds kind of spooky.

- Well yeah, that's why Eddie and Finch are using it

for their little TV show.

- Debunked!

- I don't give a fuck what they do,

all I know is I'm gonna be smoking some senor fat sack

in his little pipe.

- Hell yeah!

- You sure we're in the right spot?

- No, I don't know.

My phone doesn't have a signal

and I can't use my goddamn GPS.

- Call Eddie then.

- Crystal, my phone does not have a signal!

- Well we've gotta be close, there's the river.

- Crystal, what am I gonna do with you?

Hey Crystal, I could use a little help you know?

- Why are we setting up here?

- Because I'm not sitting here in the dark.

They're not gonna be here 'til tomorrow,

so tomorrow we're gonna find 'em,

we're gonna pack our stuff up, and move.

- So we're gonna set it up tonight

to break it down tomorrow and move it?

- Yeah, do you have any better ideas?

- Yeah.

- What, we could sleep in the truck?

No, here's an idea.

Take a pole and get busy.

- Such a bitch all the time.

Hey Janelle, sorry we haven't called or texted you.

Don't be pissed.

There's just no fucking signal out here, at all.

So I love you... - Can't do anything, Janelle.

I gotta listen to her talk, talk, talk.

Janelle, we miss you!

We wanna smoke.

We wanna smoke you out.

We'll smoke you out tomorrow!

We got the good shit!

- I love you.

- I love you too, baby.

- Baby, are you getting sleepy?

- Mhmm.

- You wanna go into the tent, the little love shack

that your lazy ass did not wanna help me make?

- That fuckin' piece of shit?

- Yeah, we're gonna go make some sweet love

in that piece of shit.

- What the fuck was that? - What was that?

Man.

- I wanna go in the tent. - Let's go.

Let's go right now.

- Oh baby.

- Baby, did you just record all that?

- Mhmm, don't worry though.

It's just for us.

- I love you. - I love you.

Crystal, Crystal!

Crystal!

Crystal, Crystal!

Crystal!

Crystal!

Crystal!

- How stupid does this thing look?

There is no way I am getting caught dead

wearing this motherfucker.

- Dude, don't take it off.

I wanna see how well it works.

- He's gonna be out in the middle of the woods

and he's worried about how he looks.

- Oh my god guys, come on.

I think it looks cute.

- Yeah, if you're into nine year olds.

- Wait a minute, that's it.

- Dude, hey come on.

Leave it on, please leave it on.

- Is it even recording?

- I don't know!

- Well did you push record?

- I don't know how any of this shit works.

- Hey, hey stop.

I'll show you when we get to the campsite.

- Are you guys gonna be doing all of this live?

- That'd be cool, but no.

I just decided that we're gonna record everything

as we experience it,

and then later I'll go back and edit it all down.

- Yeah, we're hoping that

we can get three episodes out of it.

- Leaving? - Hopefully.

- Unless, we're all killed.

- Oh my god, shut up you dork.

- Wait, wait, what?

If any of those motherfuckers come out and mess with us,

they're gonna get got.

- Yeah, you'll be running out in the middle of the woods

screaming "Ah, help me Eddie, help me!"

- Yeah, we'll see about that.

- There isn't anything out there anyways,

just a bunch of spooky old legend bullshit.

- You don't believe in any of that shit, do you?

- Nah, there's an explanation for everything.

It's just one of those things

that people like new scary stories.

We start telling the stories,

and then people start to be scared.

- Okay mister explanation for everything,

how do you explain all of those disappearances

over the last few decades?

- Do what?

- Well, what about it?

- Wait, I thought you guys were going to debunk all of this.

- Apparently there's a believer in our midst.

- Okay no, I'm not saying I believe any of this,

but you have to admit it's kind of weird.

All of these disappearances without a trace?

Okay like come on, this is not our typical ghost hunt.

It's not just a few creepy doors or anything.

People have gone missing.

- She's got a point, Eddie.

- Thank you Janelle.

- Wait, where are we going anyway?

- Blood Moon River.

- Blood Moon what?

I thought we were going to

Kay-come-a-licka-my-dick River or something like that.

- It's the same place, Derek.

- Ah shit, Blood Moon River?

- Look, have any of you guys heard from Crystal today?

- I haven't heard from Crystal or from Angie.

- I got a text from Angie

like right when they were about to leave.

- No calls, no texts, no pictures, nothing.

It's not like Crystal.

Getting a little worried.

- Well, it's not really the greatest cell service out here,

so we'll find 'em.

- Yeah, don't worry about it.

We'll be there soon.

It'll all be cool, Janelle.

- And you know how those two are.

They probably got high and decided

to go skinny dipping or something.

- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

- Hey, watch it.

That's my best friend.

- Wait, you know I'm just messing around.

You know that babe.

- Are those new?

- Is what new?

- Those glasses, they look different.

- It's a camera.

- A camera, really?

- Yeah the lens right here, it is recording.

- Like a camcorder?

- Yeah, except you don't have to hold it.

- Hm, that's cool.

- Yeah, and that's not all I have.

- What else do you have?

- Not telling.

- Come on Finch.

- No ma'am.

- You're crazy, you know that?

- Yep, that's what they tell me.

- Okay Finch I'm rolling, whenever you're ready.

- Okay.

Hey debunkites, it's Finch here

bringing you a new episode of Debunked.

And as you can see, with everyone behind me.

Say hello everybody!

- Hi! - Hey.

- They're setting up camp.

In this episode, we're taking on

the infamous legend of Blood Moon River.

That's right, debunkites.

The Blood Moon River,

where people, entire families even,

have disappeared without a trace

never to be seen again.

So buckle up, 'cause this should be one hell of a ride.

- Guys, this lack of service sucks.

I can't log on.

I can't do anything with any of our footage.

Not to mention, we have no cell service.

What the hell are we gonna do?

- Drink some beer and play some football.

Fuck them phones, we don't need 'em anyway.

- Well, you can drink all the beer you want, Derek.

I'm gonna go find service.

- I'll come with you, Janelle.

- Ah come on.

- Goddamn it, way to go super D.

- I didn't mean it, Janelle, Janelle!

- Let's go.

- Grab your helmet cam.

- I don't wanna wear that thing right now, Finch.

- Then grab the camcorder.

We need to be filming.

- Everything? - Everything.

- Hold on, hold on Finch.

Don't be talking about no missing people right now, got it?

- Yeah I got it.

- All right, let's go.

♪ If I don't got it

♪ Even my state I'm gonna

- Janelle, I didn't mean that your best friend

didn't mean anything, you feel me?

- I'm not mad, Derek.

We're cool, I'm just worried, that's all.

- Hey, guys.

It's a long way back to town.

Why don't we just chill here tonight,

and Janelle and I can go into town tomorrow,

try to get some decent cell service?

- That actually sounds really good.

Look guys, I'm sorry if I'm bringing everybody down.

- No.

- No, you're not bringing us down, okay?

We're friends.

We gotta stick together, right?

- Right.

- I got an idea.

Let's eat! - Food!

- That's an outstanding idea.

- I think our little cave boys are hungry.

- Yeah, you think?

- Well, I'm ready.

Let's go eat.

- Eddie, play a song for us.

- Yeah baby, play a song.

- No, I'm really not that good.

- Yes you are.

- Yes he is.

- Aw Eddie, play a song for us.

- Make it a real purty one, Eddie.

- You guys are so dead.

- All right you two, knock it off.

- Oh Eddie, won't you play me my favorite song?

- Hey Janelle, I see how it is.

This one's gonna be for you.

♪ I know a girl cute as can be

♪ J-A-N-E-L-L-E Janelle

♪ She's the one for me Janelle

♪ She's my baby Janelle

♪ Oh Janelle

♪ She's my baby

Thank you, thank you very much.

All right, woo!

- Encore! - Encore!

- Thank you. - Encore!

- Thank you.

Thank you so much for coming out tonight.

I think I have time for one more.

Trena, this one's for you.

- Oh no.

- Oh my god, this is awesome.

♪ Oh Trena

♪ Oh Trena

♪ You're the sweetest girl I've ever seen-a ♪

♪ Ah Trena ah Trena

♪ She rubbed against my ween-a

- Oh!

- Oh really, you would know huh Finch?

- Well, me and Sasha.

- Oh!

- You did not just say that.

- No he did. - Elvis has left the building.

What the fuck was that?

- Shh!

- Is that a fuckin' coyote?

- That's no fuckin' coyote.

- Okay, I think it's time to hit the tent.

Come on everybody.

- Maybe it was a wolf, or a whole pack of 'em?

- Wolves?

I ain't dealin' with no fuckin' wolves.

- Finch, we should get some footage.

- Outstanding idea.

You get the camcorder off the tripod,

I'll get the flashlights.

- Coming with us? - Yeah sure.

- Wait, you guys are going out tonight?

- I'm gonna join you in your tent.

- Oh yeah girl, get in here.

- Oh, bye Janelle.

- Have fun!

- Well thanks for that. - Shit.

- Well debunkites, up until now

it's been your average trip to the woods.

Lots of trees, bugs, and bees.

However, the entire camp heard an audible howl

that, to be honest with you,

sounded a little bit strange.

- Strange?

Shit, that fuckin' shit was wiggity wiggity wack.

- We're fucking filming.

- Shit!

Oh shit, shit, shit, I said shit again!

- I can edit that out.

- Are you finished now?

- Yeah, yeah homie, do your thing.

- I'm still rolling.

- What was my line?

- You were at it was a little bit strange.

- Okay, it was a little bit strange.

It didn't sound exactly like a human,

it didn't sound like an animal.

All I know is that it gave us goosebumps.

- Shit, what was that?

- There!

- Where?

I don't see anything! - There!

- Wait, where? - It was right there!

- Where?

- Wait wait, you guys realize we're out here,

we don't have any weapons,

we have nothing to defend ourselves.

This is fucking crazy!

- I've got pepper spray.

- Pepper spray, what the fuck?

- I can spray it... - Guys, guys!

I don't like the sound of this.

Finch, I think we need to bring back more lights tomorrow.

- I agree, we should head back to camp.

- That is the best idea you have had all day.

- All right, let's go back to camp.

Everybody watch each others' backs.

- Okay, so me and Janelle are hearing more noises.

- Shit!

Okay, let's just keep on going.

- Oh fuck, fuck!

- Sh, sh.

- What the fuck are you two screaming about?

- Man you were two seconds away

from being on the wrong end of this baseball bat.

- You scared the shit out of us!

- Scared the shit out of you?

We were the ones out in the middle of the woods!

- Yeah, whatever.

- I'm out, I'll see you two in the morning.

- Night.

- Go!

- Goodnight everybody.

Try to stay in your tents if you can.

We'll get together tomorrow to come up with a game plan.

- Sounds good, buddy.

See you in the morning, and we need to get more footage.

- I know, we will.

Goodnight. - Goodnight.

- What's up Trena?

- Hey Finch.

I'm a little freaked out.

Is it okay if I stay in your tent?

You know, just for the night?

- Yeah, sure.

Yeah, yeah that'd be all right.

- Thanks Finch, you're the best.

I got a few beers in my tent.

You want one?

- Yeah, yeah sure.

I'd love a beer. - Okay.

Oh Finch.

Would you mind giving me a back massage maybe?

- Yeah sure. - Yeah?

- Yeah, I can do that.

- Do you care if I take my clothes off?

- Oh yeah, yeah yeah that's fine.

- Okay.

- Make yourself comfortable.

- It is getting really hot in here.

- Yeah, I'm roasting.

- Mm.

You should start by like rubbing up here, it's so tense.

- Okay.

♪ Well I feel like I could fly around ♪

- Go lower if you want.

- Okay.

♪ Way into the sky

- Even lower, like right here.

- Okay.

- Oh Finchy-poo, you're always so good to me.

- That's me, good ol' Finchy-poo.

- Do you have any condoms?

- Yeah, yeah I think so.

Yeah let me...

- You should grab 'em out of the bag.

- Okay.

♪ In my bed

♪ Wanna hear 'em scream

♪ Wanna hear your heartbeat

- Hey rise and shine!

Finch!

Trena!

- Trena?

Trena, get up.

♪ I am here

- Trena's not in her tent.

Trena.

- Morning, everybody.

- Good morning. - Morning.

- Damn, Finch.

- Everybody start.

♪ I'd rather be

- Hey Janelle, you ready to head back into town?

- Ready when you are.

- Hey, what's in that case Finch?

- That?

That is the piece de resistance.

- The piece of what?

- Oh shit, oh shit I remembered

what the fuck I was thinking.

- You okay, Finch?

- I think that shit last night really fucked him up, Eddie.

- Kinda looks like it.

- What shit last night?

- Never mind that.

This, the drone.

- Cool.

- Cool, cool?

This thing can help us find Crystal and Angie.

- Finch, you're a fucking genius!

- Yeah, I know.

- Well fly that thing, Finch.

- Yeah let's do this!

- Oh my god, we could use that for the show.

- Yeah, I know.

That's why I brought it.

- Good thinking, buddy.

Launch it.

- Oh my god, those shots look incredible.

- Yeah, they really do.

Hey, we should use some of this stuff for Debunked.

- I was just thinking the same thing.

I can overdub my voice from the footage.

Well, some of it.

- Look how clear the water is.

- Oh, it looks real clear.

- Hey guys, I appreciate what you're doing for me.

I really do.

It means a lot, but we're going home tomorrow

and I'll get ahold of Crystal then,

so we can just call off the whole search and rescue thing,

get back to doing your thing for the show.

- Are you sure?

- Positive.

Besides, you know Crystal.

Her and Angie probably just decided to do something else,

so it's cool.

Let's just enjoy this weekend and have some fun.

- Amen to that.

It is hot as a motherfucker out here.

- So, we didn't bring swim trunks or bikinis, guys.

- Hell with that.

Ain't you never seen a guy in his drawers before?

Fuck that.

I'm going swimming.

- Fuck it!

Let's go swimming.

- Fuck it?

- Let's go.

- Fuck, oh this water's so fucking cold.

- Oh, oh I bet it is.

You can just look at it, see it is.

- You're going in first.

- Oh yeah here we go.

- One, two... - Fuck it.

- Here we go, fuck!

- What was that?

- Oh fuck, shit!

- Oh fuck!

What?

- No I'm not ready!

No!

- Come on, let's go, let's go!

- I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!

Oh shit, oh shit. - I'm so warm!

- Oh my god! - So warm!

- Hey Finch, get on in here!

- No thanks, I'm good. - Come on Finch!

It's all good. - Come on!

Don't be a pussy, get in here man!

- Bet it feels real...

- Good, come on!

- Look, don't make me come up there and get you.

- Okay, okay.

- She means business, Finch.

- Okay, okay, give me a minute.

I've got my glasses on.

I won't be able to see.

- Can you see these?

- Oh.

- Hey, Janelle, Sasha,

how about you guys?

- Okay.

We will if you go.

- You go first.

- Uh-uh, same time buddy boy.

- Fine, we'll go on three.

One, two, three!

- Come on!

- I'm trying!

- Go crazy man, try to stand up.

Let's see what you got, big boy.

Or, should I say little boy?

- That how you're gonna play this now, huh?

- Yeah.

- Okay you tell 'em babe, uh-huh.

- Woo!

- What's the matter guys, is the water too cold?

Actually yeah.

- Hey what are you laughing at, stud?

- I don't know, I haven't seen yours yet.

- Oh shit!

Grab on, take it with you!

- What the fuck?

- That how you greet a stranger son,

using that kinda language?

- Who the fuck are you?

- That ain't no way to be talking to my pa.

- Excuse me?

- He said don't talk to Pa that way.

- Huh?

- Um, hello?

Excuse me, gentlemen?

My name is Eddie and...

- Hey, ain't nobody talking to you, boy.

- Hey, there's no reason to get shitty man.

- Ain't nobody talkin' to you either, boy.

- What the fuck, who's he calling a boy?

- Just take it easy, man.

- Y'all excuse my sons.

They're just looking out for their pa.

- What's that mushmouth?

- Hey, Finch, relax!

- Finch?

That what your mama named you?

Finch, he look like a little bird don't he Skeeter?

- Just like a little birdie.

- How about I call the sheriff?

- Ooh oh you gonna call the sheriff on us?

- How you gonna do that?

- Why don't you hill tards just get the fuck outta here?

- Now you listen here, you little city punk.

Folks live around here.

They hunt, they feed their families.

Y'all come down here like you own the joint,

whooping and hollering,

making all kinds of ruckus, scaring the deer away.

Make it hard for a man to feed his family.

I got no respect for that, none whatsoever.

I suggest you all just get the hell outta here.

- Is that a threat?

- Jesus Christ, Finch relax!

- It's whatever you think it is, son.

- You know, they're some real purty girlfriends

you guys got there.

- Sure enough.

- Fuck them hillbilly motherfuckers.

They're lucky I didn't have my drawers on

or I'd have whooped his ass.

- They're probably the same guys

that were making all that noise last night,

you know to freak us out?

- Yeah I was thinking the same thing.

- Yeah me too.

- What are we gonna do?

- About what?

- About tonight?

- Those assholes aren't going to do anything.

They were just trying to scare us.

- Well it worked.

- Fuck them inbred motherfuckers.

Let 'em come on out here and try something.

You hear me, you hillbilly motherfuckers?

Come on out here, bring it, bring it!

- So, what do you wanna do Finch?

- It'd be a shame to come all this way

and not have enough footage for one episode.

- No, all just because some assholes got shitty at us?

No, fuck that.

We're staying and we're filming.

- Look, I don't know guys.

I'm not feeling it.

I think I'd rather go home.

- Oh come on, baby for real?

- Yeah, for real.

I mean no offense Eddie,

but not hearing from Crystal,

these crazy rednecks fucking with us?

Something doesn't feel right.

I think we should leave.

- I mean... - All of us.

- I agree with Janelle.

What if these guys come back tonight?

What if they're not playing around?

- And they bring more of 'em.

- All right, everyone just needs to calm down.

They were just trying to get you all worked up, fuck!

- Hey, everything's fine.

We just, I don't know,

we could come back some other time.

Nobody's really having fun.

Maybe we should leave.

- Yeah, I'm with you Eddie.

We should get the fuck out of here.

- Fine, I guess I just hauled all this shit

up here for nothing, I guess.

- Finch, we can come back some other time man, okay?

You know what?

Why don't we pack up,

we can all head back to my place

and we can crash there for tonight, okay?

- Okay. - Okay, it's cool.

- All right, well,

fuck bringing all this stuff up there.

Why don't we bring the cars down here?

So how about this?

You stay here and protect the ladies,

you know pack up your equipment.

Derek and I will go get the cars.

Can I have your keys?

- Yeah.

- You take this.

You might get some good footage while you're up there.

- Yeah, my friend.

Do I make you horny baby?

Yeah baby, yeah.

All right, you ready?

- Yeah I'm ready.

- All right, let's get outta here.

We'll be back in a sec.

- Man, I was really excited.

I heard there was gonna be like a blood moon today.

It's too fucking cloudy, and we have to leave on top of it.

- Dude, it's probably best that we're getting out of here.

I mean, you know I'd really like to

beat those rednecks' ass.

- I know man, but think about it.

They're fucking assholes,

they live out here in the fucking woods.

You've got a nice pad yourself.

We don't have to worry about hunting,

or trying to catch our own fucking food.

- Eddie, look, look! - What the fuck is this?

- You fucker. - Fuck!

- Eddie, they fucked with the gas tank, man.

- Goddamnit!

Motherfuckers.

Those motherfuckers are fucking dead!

- Dude, I got a baseball bat back at the tent.

Let's go get it, and we'll fuck those motherfuckers up.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- What the fuck is that?

Is that a fucking bear?

- I don't know what the fuck that is, what the fuck?

- Okay how about this.

Don't run, just walk,

and it won't chase us.

- Holy shit, that motherfucker's huge.

- That's it, it stopped, run, run, fuck!

Keep running!

- It's following us, man!

- Keep running!

- Are you okay?

- Did you guys forget like the cars?

- There ain't no cars.

- Huh?

- The rednecks fucked with the cars.

- Shit, what?

- They siphoned the gas or something.

Don't worry, we're gonna get a little payback.

- What are you talking about, Derek?

- We can't drive out of here, Janelle.

They fucked with us, now we're gonna go

bust some heads or something.

- But they're coming back.

- No Janelle, you have to come with us.

Everybody does.

There was a bear or something back there.

We all need to stick together.

- A bear?

There are no bears in these parts, Eddie.

- We saw something, we heard something.

Something is out there.

- Well what's the plan, sarge?

- All right, we need to get outta here

so we need to find a car or a truck, anything.

They fucked with us, so now we're gonna fuck with them.

- Okay, but we need to be filming everything.

Whatever happens, it'll be our only proof.

- Proof of what, Finch?

- Fuck, I don't know.

Whatever we get into with these assholes.

There's not much daylight left.

I'll use the drone for as long as I can.

- All right, you need to keep your camera running,

I've got the camcorder.

Make sure everybody sticks together.

- Got it.

- Hey debunkites, guess what?

We're lost, and we've been lost for about four hours now

and we're probably gonna die.

- Oh shut up, Finch.

- You're not helping whatsoever, Finch.

Just shut the fuck up.

- Well I got the drone...

- Finch, shut the fuck up!

- I've got the drone that has the batteries

about to die, so if we want me to find us a way outta here.

- River, we've gotta be close.

- That'd be, yeah.

- You know it'd probably just be easier to split up.

- Let's just...

- No, are you kidding me? - Let's go this way.

It's gotta lead to something.

- Have you seen any movie ever, Finch?

- Here's the fucking trail!

- You guys, I can't see anything.

- We're not going anywhere.

- Hey, we gotta be close.

We've been walking for what, four hours now?

- Eddie, there's no way we're fucking close.

We're walking in circles.

- Should've just stayed back at the camp.

- What is this objective of this,

like what are we trying to accomplish here?

- We're looking for a trail or something!

- We're gonna make it.

- Hey hey guys, guys, guys calm down.

There's a pretty good clearing up here.

Why don't we try to launch the drone here and see...

- What?

That's an amazing idea that I just said like 20 times.

- Finch, I swear to fucking god,

shut your mouth and get the fucking drone up.

Let's go.

We don't have much time if we're gonna get out of here.

- Would you like to do it?

- Come on, you can get something up

every once in a while, can't you?

- Oh fuck you!

- Let this fucking work.

- Oh shit.

- So now what?

- Now we wait.

- Think I see a light.

- Where? - Really?

Where?

- On the screen.

- There, there it is.

- Oh, what is that though?

- Is that a house?

- Yeah dude, I think that's a house light.

- Well, let's head that way.

- What do you guys see?

- I don't even know, the lights on the road.

- Oh there it is, right up there.

- Finch, what are you seeing on yours?

- Darkness.

- Darkness and the light.

- Can you make anything out from the light?

- Like they said, I think it's a house.

- You guys see anything at all?

- No, not yet. - See that...

Whoa, what is that?

- Is that a truck?

- What is that? - Looks like a truck!

- It's a fucking truck!

Is it open?

- Oh shit. - Shit!

- Whoa. - Hey, hey.

Hey, check this out.

Oh, this is so much better than that fucking pepper spray.

- Eddie, it's loaded.

- Yes, fuck yes.

- It's a deer cam. - What is that?

- It should have an SD card in it.

Give me your phone.

- Skeeter, hit him with the five engine, boy!

Skeeter, Skeeter!

What's the matter with you, son?

- What's going on? - Get you,

get down there.

- Everybody come on! - Get down!

Go, go, go, go. - Fuck!

- Come on, faster!

Run baby, run, shit!

- Where's Eddie and Sasha?

- I thought they were behind us.

- Shit!

- Eddie, Sasha!

- Dude, shut up man.

What are you trying to do, get us killed out here?

- We can't just leave them out here.

- Leave them out here?

Finch, we're all out here.

- What if they go back to our campsite, guys?

- No, we can't go back to the campsite.

It's not safe there.

We gotta keep running!

- Nah, I'm with Trena.

We go back to the campsite, we light everything on fire,

and we just wait for someone to come.

- Guys, we need to stick together.

- Come on, Finch.

- Yeah come on, we gotta go, come on.

- Soon as we light this place up,

we're gonna go straight back to the trail, guys.

- Got it, then what?

- Then we wait for the cavalry.

Okay, give me the lighter.

- I don't have my lighter, Finch.

- What do you mean you don't have your lighter?

- I don't have it, it's packed up in a suitcase.

- Where's your suitcase?

- In the tent.

- I'll get it.

- Hurry Finch, it's so creepy out here.

- I'm hurrying as fast as I can.

- Come on!

- What was that?

Sounded like Trena.

- No, we gotta keep moving.

We can't stop here.

- Derek!

- No, Janelle listen to me!

We can't stop here.

They made their own choice, they made their choice.

You keep going, all right?

You just go, you run, all right here.

Take this thing, and you don't stop.

You keep running, go that way, don't stop.

You understand me?

No matter what happens, take this all right?

Go, go Janelle!

Come on motherfucker, come on!

Let's go Janelle, go!

- Oh my god, Janelle!

- Janelle, Janelle you doing okay?

- Come on.

- Here give me your hand, come on.

- Come on, baby.

- There you go, there you go honey.

- You okay?

- You okay?

- See you guys.

- I've got an idea.

We need to head back to the rednecks' camp.

I'm pretty sure I saw another truck.

Maybe we could split and get out of here.

- No, I don't,

I don't think we could do it.

- We don't have any other choice.

He's too fast for us.

- Oh he's fast, trust me.

He likes to fuck with you.

- Eddie.

Eddie, no please.

Please no, Eddie, I love you.

Please don't leave me.

Eddie?

No, no.

Eddie, come on, no.

Eddie?

No!

No!

Crystal!

Crystal, Crystal!

Crystal, Crystal.

You're still here.

- I knew you'd find me.

- Oh!

Crystal, Crystal, Crystal.

Come on, Crystal.

Come on, Crystal.

Come on!

Come on!

Come here, baby.

Come on, okay.

- Damn, you kids sure got some nice stuff here.

Hey Junior, how you make this thing record?

- It's recording, Pa.

- Huh?

- It's on, I said it's recording.

- You gotta turn it around, Pa.

- What the?

Oh lord, oh well, well, well.

What have we got here?

- Look Pa, one near done pissed her fuckin' pants.

- Oh hey, you made her go and piss her pants, Junior.

- You gone pee-peed your pants!

- That ain't very ladylike.

- Yeah, that's okay.

I like it.

- She ain't no lady, neither.

- Don't, please stop.

Please stop.

- Oh Pa, come on, come on,

can we keep this one?

- Ah I reckon.

- Get your fuckin' hands off her!

- Nobody asked you neither!

- All right, all right, that's enough!

Right, we need to get these whores cleaned and fed

'fore they get here.

- Okay Pa.

- Now goddamn it, do what I tell you boy!

- Before who gets here?

- You'll know soon enough, brown sugar.

- Skeeter, you done called her brown sugar!

- That's 'cause she's brown.

- All right, you two shut the hell up!

I told you to get these girls cleaned up now,

now you get the hose, and you get Cletus out here now!

- Okay Pa, okay.

- Yeah boy.

I see you got eyes for old blondie here.

Yeah, of course.

Can't say as I blame ya.

Yes, ooh.

Think she's good for a little roll in the hay,

that's for damn sure.

- Mhmm.

- But that girl right there?

That girl right there is healthy, yes sir.

She know how to take care of a man.

- Get your fuckin' hands off me, pickle dick.

- Ooh, pickle dick!

I do believe she just called your pa a pickle dick!

- Really?

- Stop, you're hurting her!

- Fucking let her go!

- Hold the...

- Fucking pig! - Called out!

- Stop!

Get off of her, what is wrong with you?

- All right, all right.

Told you that she was a real woman.

Boy you just ever a pity.

- Yes Pa.

- What do you want with us?

- Yeah I know what I want.

- Where's that thing?

- Thing?

- That fucking monster!

- Crystal, there ain't no monster.

- Yes there is!

- Fuck you, fuck you!

- Go to hell you motherfuckers!

- Oh, come on now.

That ain't nice.

He's just playing a little bit, ain't ya Skeeter?

- That's right, I'm just playing.

Hey guess what, I've got somebody who wants to fuck you!

- Oh.

- Where you going?

- Oh, we've got special guests.

We've got somebody just for you.

I miss you!

Pa done pulled off my head,

and now I'm dead.

Give me a kiss!

- Get your tongue out there.

Come on baby, get your tongue out there.

- Yeah get some tongue!

- Look at my nice lip gloss.

You want a kiss too?

- Stop!

Stop!

- Oh come on now.

Let's see.

Y'all hungry?

- It's about goddamn time, boy.

- Dang Pa, you know you can't rush possum.

You gotta let that shit simmer.

- Mhmm.

- Holy mother of god.

Which one's mine, Junior?

- Shoot, yours is out in the woods

with maggots all crawling up in her ass.

- Yeah, there's a special hole in her just for you, Cletus.

- I don't think so.

Can we keep 'em Pa?

- No.

- I'll feed and water her.

I'll feed and water you, I will.

- Goddamn it, Cletus.

Get some slop down their necks and do it now, boy.

- After I feed 'em, can we play a game?

- No.

- I wanna play a game, wanna play a game Pa!

Got it!

Marry, fuck, kill!

- That is a good game there, Pa.

- You know Pa, we got some time.

Maybe we could play his game.

- Look, look.

I'll fuck her, no no no no, marry her.

Maybe fuck you, I don't know.

Marry you?

Fuck her, no!

Marry, fuck, yeah.

Kill you, no, no no.

Maybe fuck her,

then kill you.

- All right, that's enough boy, that's enough.

Go to get 'em fed, now do it.

- Fuck!

I wanna marry you.

I don't wanna kill you,

and I don't wanna fuck you

and I don't wanna marry you

and I don't wanna kill you.

I just gotta feed y'all.

- Oh shit, come on man, shut up.

All of you, shut your mouths.

Yeah?

Mhmm.

Y'all are here a little bit early, ain't ya?

No, no, no, no, no, that's all right, it's all right.

No we're good, yeah.

Okay, okay, yes ma'am, yes ma'am.

Okay, I'll be right there.

All right, yeah.

Fuck, goddamn it.

Come here boy, goddamn it!

Fuck!

- What's the matter Pa?

- What's the matter, fuck,

I'll tell you what the goddamn matter is!

They're here two hours early!

Goddamn it!

You son of a bitches, let me tell you something right now,

I'mma tell you something right now,

I get back here these girls

better be spit shined and ready to go!

Every time you fuckers do this shit

we fuck it up, they take that money from the bill.

They take money away!

Better babysit you bastards, you little shits!

You gonna cost me money?

Now quit fucking around!

You make sure it happens boy, you understand me?

- Yes Pa, yes sir.

- We'll take care of it, Pa.

- Yeah that's what I'm afraid of!

- So, what's with all the werewolf bullshit?

- Girl, that's half the fun of it.

We ain't gotta go traveling around,

we ain't gotta go to the city.

Y'all just come to us, easy pickings.

- What are you talking about?

- What am I talking about?

Let's see.

Where else are we gonna find

a bunch of stupid, sexy, young teenage girls

coming out to the woods all alone?

I mean, come on.

You all come out here willy nilly looking for the wolf man.

- So you can murder all of our friends?

- That's just the cost of war, it ain't the goal.

- That ain't the goal?

- What do you think Pa's doing right now?

- Bringing back more stupid hill tards.

- Nope. - Nope do.

He provide a service, and he's bringing us the customer.

- What kind of service?

- We sell human fuck dolls, baby.

Oh yeah.

Suit yourself, but you gonna be hungry.

- Fuck you.

- Your turn.

What, you don't like possum?

- Yeah, come on, eat that.

- It's good eatin'!

- Eat it!

- You gonna be hungry just like her!

Here, slide me some of that.

- Here come on, come on.

Ah what, you don't like that?

I got some meat you will fuckin' like.

- Pa said I could feed her!

- Cletus?

Leave now, 'cause I'm telling you,

me and blondie got a date.

- No.

- Damn you, Junior!

- Get the fuck off of me!

- Shut your fucking mouth. - You hillbilly fuck!

Get the... - Shut the fuck up!

- Shut the... - You're shit...

- I'll take two! - Get away from me!

Get fucking...

- You saw, it was my pick!

I picked her!

- Shut the fuck up! - I picked her to marry,

and I picked her to kill!

- Hey, why don't you marry her?

- Yeah, look at her. - Yeah.

- She wants you.

- I think you're really cute.

- Get away from me with your little dick!

- All you have to do is untie me.

Come on, baby.

Just untie me and we can have some fun of our own.

- Who you laughing at?

Who the fuck are you laughing at?

- You think you're a big man?

- The fuck?

I'll fucking kill you!

- You can't fuck worth shit!

- Oh yeah, I'll show you.

- You ready, yeah?

- Don't kill her, Junior!

Pa's coming back.

- The fuck are you laughing at?

- You can't...

- Oh fuck.

Oh!

- What's going on here?

Cletus, Cletus!

No, who did this to my boy?

You whore, you did this to my son!

- Come, Papa, sit.

You've had instructions, yes?

- Yes ma'am.

- You delivered to us four girls, yes?

- Yes ma'am, I know the deal.

- You know the rules, Papa.

- Yes ma'am I do.

- Well, you have failed miserably.

- I'm sorry.

- I don't want to hear your excuses.

This is the last time.

- Hey, that's my, whoa.

No we don't have to do this, Inka.

No we don't have to do this, no.

- I'm afraid it's too late for that.

- I can get more girls, I can get more, no, no no!

- We ordered four.

We took four.

Enjoy your money, Papa.

Let's go.

♪ I was born on the wrong side of town ♪

♪ Where I come from you don't fuck around ♪

♪ I ain't nobody's clown

♪ I gotta a chip gotta chip on my shoulder ♪

♪ My blood is hot but I'm getting colder ♪

♪ I'm coming to your house

♪ I'm gonna steal your toys

♪ I was born to destroy

♪ I was born at the street called nowhere ♪

♪ See where I live if you dare

♪ Just relax you can always fear ♪

♪ Break the rules and I always lose ♪

♪ My life's a mess and I'm hanging on you ♪

♪ I'm coming down your street

♪ I'm gonna fill your void

♪ I was born to destroy

♪ Pills

♪ Thrills

♪ Kills

♪ Spill

♪ Fill

♪ Live

♪ I was born on the wrong side of town ♪

♪ Where I come from you don't fuck around ♪

♪ I ain't nobody's clown

♪ I got a chip gotta a chip on my shoulder ♪

♪ My blood is hot but I'm getting colder ♪

♪ I'm coming to your house

♪ I'm gonna steal your toys

♪ I was born to destroy

♪ Born to destroy

♪ Born to destroy

♪ Born to destroy

♪ We're bleeding

♪ It's your shot

♪ You're hearing

♪ A buzz

♪ It's a beautiful thing

♪ Seeing you like this

♪ Wanna hear you scream

♪ Wanna hear her scream yeah

♪ Well I feel like I can fly around ♪

♪ All the people couldn't solve a moving crowd ♪

♪ Swaying to a sound

♪ That could never ever be turned out ♪

♪ You're feeling

♪ The rhythm

♪ Your heart is

♪ A drum

♪ It's a beautiful thing

♪ To see you do like this

♪ Wanna hear a scream

♪ Wanna hear your heart beat

♪ It's time to stop

♪ When you come to go and you prove all night ♪

♪ You've never felt so alive

♪ And you're bleeding never felt so right ♪

♪ Bleeding

♪ Bleeding

♪ Bleeding