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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:43,402 Back up! Back up! 2 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:07,926 Fans, it's the bottom of the ninth, and the bases are loaded. 3 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,429 And guess who the orphans have at bat! 4 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,432 That's right. It's the home-run queen herself. 5 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,735 The Belter from the Shelter, Miss-- 6 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:17,770 Amanda Lemmon! 7 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,139 -What? -I'm going to kill you! 8 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,741 Didn't I tell you not to play in that dress? 9 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:26,145 Come on, Diane! I ain’t going to hurt it. 10 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:29,748 It's time for your interview. Drop the bat. Let's go! 11 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,951 Just let me smash this ball downtown, okay? 12 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:35,487 All right, you got 1 0 seconds. 13 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:39,858 Otherwise, the game is going to be called on account of bloodshed! 14 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:43,295 Come on, Frankie, I got to go to Staten Island. 15 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,664 Staten Island? What about camp? 16 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,032 You'll miss the bus! 17 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,234 I won't. It's just a look-see. 18 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:52,137 They’re trying to place you with the Butkises?! 19 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,606 So what if they are? 20 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:58,110 You ever met those people? That family collects kids. 21 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,611 They’ll take anybody. 22 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,547 Even rejects like you. 23 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:04,817 Shut up, Frankie! At least I got an interview. 24 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,520 And Amanda Butkis steps to the plate. 25 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:06,445 -Come on. Hop in. -It was a grand slam! 26 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,247 See if they want a little boy! 27 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:10,049 Me and her. Two for one. 28 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,450 What am I, on sale? 29 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,185 Get your own! 30 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,456 Staten Island, please. 31 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:21,894 You're out. We win! 32 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,463 Amanda didn't touch home plate! 33 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,200 You're a dead man, Frankie! 34 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:44,883 Okay, so... 35 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,452 ...it's not Park Avenue. 36 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,821 You can't judge a book by the cover. 37 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,423 You don't want to be an orphan forever. 38 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:55,027 -So adopt me, why don't you? -They won't let me, on my salary. 39 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:58,364 Besides that, you deserve a mother and a father. 40 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,165 So get a husband! 41 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,634 It's not like buying a car, you know! 42 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:05,938 I know. It's got to be that "Can't eat, can't sleep... 43 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:10,542 ...reach for the stars, World Series" kind of stuff, right? 44 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:12,444 A girl has her standards. 45 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:16,648 Well, I got mine. And I say, let's blow off these people! 46 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:20,853 Gum. 47 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,287 Hat. 48 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,657 Other gum. 49 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,964 Look, I know these people have a stupid name... 50 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:34,466 ...but they really like kids. 51 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:36,468 Okay? So put on a smile. 52 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,272 Sell it, girl! 53 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,175 Why do I always got to wear a dress? 54 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:46,712 Because it makes you look so pretty. 55 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:58,624 Oh, isn't she the most precious thing? 56 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,260 What a pretty little dress! 57 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,663 She's a honey! Look, she's got your mother's smile. 58 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,968 And your father's sense of humor. 59 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:13,772 That's very funny! 60 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,074 Come on in! 61 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:16,809 Come in, sweetie! 62 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:22,247 Why, you’ll love it in here! It's going to be fabulous. 63 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,079 Callaway, huh? 64 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,348 Must be a real big shot. 65 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,951 You'd be surprised how big. 66 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,058 All this for her? 67 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,672 Welcome home, princess. 68 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,975 He forgot again, didn't he? 69 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:26,879 I'm afraid your father's been unavoidably detained. 70 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,414 lf it's any consolation... 71 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,817 ...I know an old butler who's mighty glad to see you. 72 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,720 I'm sorry, Vincenzo. 73 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,089 How terribly rude of me! 74 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,391 I'm very glad to see you too. 75 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:41,193 Thank you, honey. 76 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:44,396 I see you’ve been practicing. Congratulations! 77 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:45,931 What's his excuse? 78 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,267 Your father? Well... 79 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,837 ...he's preparing for your arrival up at the summer house. 80 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,939 -Which one? -Lake Minocqua. 81 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,643 But that's been closed for years. He never goes there. 82 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,745 He does now. 83 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,748 Vincenzo, you big fat fibber! What's going on? 84 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,784 My lips are sealed. 85 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,253 You mean it's a surprise? 86 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,889 You could put it that way. 87 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,991 It's a welcome home party for me! 88 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,661 I knew Daddy was up to something. 89 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,963 Alyssa, I didn't say-- 90 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:19,198 I won't tell. 91 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,768 I've never had a surprise party in my whole life! 92 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:28,273 Well, this'll certainly be a surprise. 93 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,911 Come on, move it! 94 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,649 -I got 43. -Me too. Guess who's missing? 95 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,785 Carmen, where's Amanda? 96 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,520 She's not coming. 97 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,560 Hey, slugger. What's up? 98 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,530 I'm not going to stupid camp. 99 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:56,535 I don't blame you. Look at this place. It's a pigsty! 100 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,038 It'll take you a week to make your bed. 101 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,340 Don't joke. I'm serious. 102 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:02,975 I'm not joking. 103 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:06,545 That's why I sent the bus ahead without us. 104 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:07,846 Liar. 105 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,916 -How much you want to bet? -Fifty bucks. 106 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,186 -Okay, so I didn't send the bus. -Cough it up. 107 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:15,788 But I will. 108 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:20,225 Then we can sit here until you tell me what's really wrong. 109 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:24,396 I'm not going to stupid Butkis' either. 110 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,199 I was waiting for that one. 111 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:33,305 If they’re the best I can do, Frankie's right. I am a reject. 112 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:37,810 You're not a reject. 113 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,913 It's just that most people want to adopt.... 114 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,448 Babies. 115 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,016 I know. 116 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:47,820 This orphan stuff is like growing up in a dog pound. 117 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,655 Everybody wants a puppy. 118 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:52,758 Just once, I'd like to sleep in my own room. 119 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,729 Hey, come here a minute. Listen to me. 120 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,664 You listening to me? 121 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:04,837 I'm going to find you the best home in the entire world. 122 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,739 That's a promise. 123 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,943 You don't make promises, remember? 124 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:16,382 I didn't say I don't make promises. I don't make promises I can't keep. 125 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,183 There's a big difference. 126 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:23,989 Now can we please go to camp? 127 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,258 Please? 128 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,998 But you still owe me $50. 129 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,857 Oh, Vincenzo, it's gorgeous! 130 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,860 I think this house is going to be my favorite. 131 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,764 I remember many happy years here. 132 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,866 -There she is. -Daddy! 133 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,103 Come over here, my little-- 134 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:45,971 Wait a minute! 135 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:50,442 You're not Alyssa. She's little. You're a foot taller than her. 136 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,810 It's me. Honest! 137 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,212 It is? 138 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,250 I’ve missed you. I'm sorry I wasn't at the airport. 139 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:02,354 That's okay. I knew it had to be something really important. 140 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,723 Like a party, maybe? 141 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,159 She knows? 142 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,927 I didn't say a thing! 143 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,265 Vincenzo didn't tell me. I figured it out on my own. 144 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,802 I should have let you surprise me, but I'm too excited. 145 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,570 You are? 146 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,673 It's still on, isn't it? 147 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,442 Of course it's still on, sweetheart. 148 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,111 But are we talking about the same party? 149 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,815 Roger, she's darling! 150 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,552 I’d like you to meet a friend of mine, Clarice Kensington. 151 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,388 Hello, Miss Kensington. How do you do? 152 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:41,093 What a perfect little girl! 153 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,329 Roger, I'm absolutely smitten! 154 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,767 You and I are going to be great friends. 155 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,469 Are you here for my party? 156 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,038 Your party? 157 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,643 Roger, don't tell me you haven't told her? 158 00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,144 Told me what? 159 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,383 Sweetheart, the party is not for-- 160 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,653 Another couple of hours. 161 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,255 Let's get you settled in, princess. 162 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,257 Yes, why don't you do that? 163 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:16,128 I'm sure you two have lots to talk about. 164 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:20,566 He didn't tell her. I can't believe he didn't tell her. 165 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,068 Maybe he wanted to tell her in person. 166 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,373 I'm sorry. Did I say something to you? 167 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,397 Remember to bring your own bag. Everybody off! 168 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,510 Yo, Carmen, you blind? 169 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:05,844 What? 170 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,918 Girl, when you going to get a life? 171 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,928 Miss Kensington seems nice. Does she work with you? 172 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,399 Not exactly. 173 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,137 I got something to show you. 174 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,972 Right up here. 175 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,009 You see there? Across the lake? 176 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,546 That's Camp Callaway. That was your mom's favorite project. 177 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,148 So is she from the camp? 178 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,516 Who? 179 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,418 Miss Kensington. 180 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,188 Sweetheart... 181 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,857 ...I want to have a talk with you. 182 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,463 You know, Alyssa... 183 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,865 ...a lot's happened while you were gone. 184 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:05,571 I haven't been able to come up to this house since Mom passed away. 185 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:10,242 But there comes a time when a person has to move on. 186 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,945 You're getting older. 187 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,382 There's just so much a father can do without help. 188 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,551 -We have Vincenzo. He helps us. -Yes, he does. 189 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:23,155 He's been a good friend to this family for a long time. 190 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,126 But what I think our family needs is a-- 191 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,496 Excuse me. Telephone. Board meeting. 192 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,065 -Let me call them back, okay? -It's urgent. 193 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,466 I'm with my-- 194 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:39,471 Forgive me? 195 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,073 Don't I always? 196 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,744 So good to have you home. 197 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:49,915 On two? 198 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,652 Hey, young lady! 199 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,855 Summer vacation. Official. Go play! 200 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,757 Will you come with me? 201 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:02,961 I wish I could, but I got a lot of work to do. Sorry. 202 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,946 Check it out! Buckingham Palace. 203 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:24,883 That's in London, brainless. It's the Callaway house. 204 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:28,354 Nobody’s lived there for years. It's haunted. 205 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,657 -It's not either! -Ask anyone. Every full moon... 206 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:35,194 ...old lady Callaway’s ghost crosses the lake and eats a camper. 207 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,598 Yeah, right. And Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens. 208 00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:41,667 -You ever been there? -No. 209 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:45,604 lf it's not haunted, why don't you go ring the doorbell? 210 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,407 -You think I'm scared? -Five bucks says you’re chicken. 211 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,142 Cough it up, choirboy! 212 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,411 Show me your money. 213 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,446 This I got to see! 214 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,605 They say the first Mrs. Callaway was a lovely woman... 215 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:23,275 ...but look at this room! 216 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,079 No wonder she's dead! She had absolutely no taste. 217 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,947 I can't wait to sell this house. 218 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:33,352 I want one bar set up in here and two out in the patio. 219 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,292 Well, hello, munchkin! 220 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,471 Daddy! 221 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,941 Honey, what's the matter? 222 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,679 -You all right? -No! 223 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:01,947 What? 224 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,449 What happened? 225 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,851 She hates this house! 226 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:10,856 Let's not be dramatic, darling. She was hiding in the den. 227 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:15,294 I simply said that we might fix it up someday. 228 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,663 That is, if you’ll let me. 229 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,666 Who is she? 230 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,975 There's no easy way to say this. 231 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,582 Sweetheart... 232 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:40,419 ...Clarice and l will be married next month. 233 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:45,891 You'll finally have a real family. She's going to be your new mother. 234 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,159 Isn't that wonderful? 235 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,471 She does this sometimes. 236 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,375 -Honey. -And she gets away with it. 237 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:07,746 I'm sorry, Roger, but little tantrums mustn't be rewarded. 238 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,050 Come on, sweetheart. 239 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,551 You're making it worse. 240 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,354 I know what I'm talking about. 241 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,257 All right, people! 242 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,758 Back to work. Shoo! 243 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,262 Let's focus on the engagement party. 244 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,497 Sure hope you’re right. 245 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,969 Trust me. I'm a woman. 246 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,476 Look at the time! I’ve got to get my face on. 247 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:44,683 How's about some milk and cookies? 248 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,721 I’ve lost my mother. Now I’ve lost my father. 249 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,389 I have no family! 250 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,991 I'm an orphan, and I'm running away! 251 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,794 And don't you dare tell Daddy! 252 00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:59,298 -We got to hide! -What if we get caught? 253 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,033 -Don't let her see us! -Who? 254 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:02,101 Old lady Callaway! 255 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,203 There's no ghost. 256 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,138 Look at her! 257 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,408 She's nuts! 258 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,715 I won't go back. 259 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,384 I won't! 260 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,486 She's not the boss of me. 261 00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:22,755 Have you seen Alyssa? 262 00:20:23,023 --> 00:20:26,258 I'm under strict orders not to tell you that she ran away. 263 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,761 Why didn't you stop her? 264 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:33,766 I thought I’d give her a head start so she could reclaim a little dignity. 265 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,702 You'll make sure she comes home okay? 266 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,671 Don't worry. Right away, boss. 267 00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:40,472 Thanks, Vin. 268 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,010 It doesn't look haunted. 269 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,513 That's what they want you to think. 270 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,015 This isn't funny. Let's get out of here! 271 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,917 Don't worry! She'll chicken out. 272 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,240 Well... 273 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,444 ...if it isn't the little orphan girl. 274 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,145 Someone's home! 275 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:22,648 We were just coming after you. 276 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,085 I didn't mean nothing! It was just a joke. 277 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,087 I was just kidding around! 278 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,758 She didn't even scream. 279 00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:35,394 Let's get you ready for the big dinner. 280 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:36,462 Big dinner? 281 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,465 Listen, Lurch, you don't want me. I'm too skinny! 282 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:40,966 There are other kids. 283 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:43,969 Big, fat ones, right outside. Eat them! 284 00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:48,207 What in the world are you talking about? 285 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:57,916 The full moon. That's tonight, right? 286 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,322 Old lady Callaway’s ghost! 287 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,427 It's her! 288 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:16,969 I guess you think I'm stupid. 289 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:20,239 No, you’re just a little upset, that's all. 290 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,675 Looks like I just won five bucks. 291 00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:25,944 So when's this party? Am I invited? 292 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,946 Your dress is upstairs. 293 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,448 Cocktails are at five. 294 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:31,750 Now if you’ll excuse me, please. 295 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:33,652 A dress? 296 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:34,987 Me? 297 00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:37,356 You got to be kidding! 298 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,863 Nobody’s even looking for me. 299 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:48,567 There you are! 300 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,404 I have been looking everywhere for you! 301 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:53,806 You have? 302 00:22:54,074 --> 00:22:55,808 Of course I have. 303 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,043 Let me ask you a question. 304 00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:01,213 You did not come all the way up here... 305 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,416 ...to sit around like a bump on a log, did you? 306 00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:06,318 No. 307 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,221 I guess not. 308 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:12,157 Come on, slugger, they’re playing football. 309 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,793 You're missing out on all the fun. 310 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,877 I thought, "Where is she? What's happened to her?" 311 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:40,619 -I hear Amanda’s quite the jock. -The kid's a natural. Great speed. 312 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:44,590 Student body, left. Everybody block for Amanda. On four. Ready? 313 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:45,991 Break! 314 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,826 Who's Amanda? 315 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,161 Funny. 316 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,884 She's probably eating her liver right now. 317 00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:50,723 You think one camper's enough? I mean, what if she's still hungry? 318 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,324 Look! 319 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:58,130 Hey, I got it! 320 00:24:58,398 --> 00:24:59,832 Run! 321 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:03,135 You're going the wrong way! 322 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,545 Great speed. 323 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,881 Bad sense of direction. 324 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,563 Do you see what I see? 325 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,900 I don't know what you see, but what I see is me. 326 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:09,968 I see me, too. 327 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,472 Does that mean there's two of you? 328 00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,474 Or two of me? 329 00:26:31,524 --> 00:26:33,325 There really is two of us! 330 00:26:33,827 --> 00:26:35,594 Don't you find this odd? 331 00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:40,032 No, this is weird. This is really, really weird. 332 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,601 Wait a sec! 333 00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:44,837 You live at the Callaway house! 334 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:47,239 You're that girl from camp! 335 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,975 They thought I was you! 336 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,878 Alyssa Callaway. It's a pleasure to meet you. 337 00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,847 Amanda. Put her there! 338 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,750 No wonder that penguin guy asked me in! 339 00:26:58,518 --> 00:27:00,986 That's Vincenzo. He's our butler. 340 00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:02,955 Who's the woman with the long hair? 341 00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:04,790 I liked her. 342 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:08,460 That's Diane. We're buds. She's pretty cool for a grownup. 343 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:12,498 What were you doing over there? 344 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:16,568 I wanted to see what it was like to be an orphan. 345 00:27:17,037 --> 00:27:17,970 What? 346 00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:20,673 -Why? -Because it looked like fun. 347 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:25,277 Fun? Being an orphan? What's the matter with you? 348 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,513 So why were you at my house? 349 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:30,983 I was just.... 350 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:33,385 I was just ringing the doorbell. 351 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:34,987 What for? 352 00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:37,690 Because kids think that place is haunted. 353 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:39,591 That's stupid. 354 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,095 Well, then who's that scary blond lady? 355 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,898 She's absolutely horrid! 356 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:49,535 -lf I were you, I’d get rid of her. -Any suggestions? 357 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,537 You're talking to a pro here! 358 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:55,274 I’ve driven away more possible parents than you’ll ever meet. 359 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,042 Don't you want a family? 360 00:27:57,477 --> 00:27:59,778 A girl's got to have her standards. 361 00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:04,183 So tell me, this party, you really don't want to go? 362 00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:06,352 I’d rather eat dirt. 363 00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:07,486 Okay, listen. 364 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:10,456 You be me. I'll be you. One night only. 365 00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:13,392 Tomorrow at noon, we switch back. What do you say? 366 00:28:13,827 --> 00:28:17,663 That's wonderful! That way, you can scare off Clarice for me. 367 00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:21,567 Don't be such a goody-goody. I got a reputation to protect. 368 00:28:21,968 --> 00:28:24,403 I scored a touchdown, didn't l? 369 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,638 Okay, just don't talk so good. 370 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:29,208 Use lousy English like: 371 00:28:29,442 --> 00:28:33,078 Ain't ya never gonna wanna doncha hafta go to the bathroom? 372 00:28:33,346 --> 00:28:34,279 That sort of thing. 373 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:38,283 You ain't got nothing to worry about. 374 00:28:38,685 --> 00:28:41,920 I say, you do catch on rather quickly. 375 00:28:43,256 --> 00:28:45,324 Stables, noon. 376 00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:17,923 Miss Kensington says fashionably late was an hour ago. 377 00:29:18,158 --> 00:29:19,658 What's the problem? 378 00:29:19,926 --> 00:29:21,360 I'm a hairdresser... 379 00:29:21,628 --> 00:29:23,562 ...not a zookeeper. 380 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:34,173 What in the name of God is going on here? 381 00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,645 Hi, Vinnie. I mean, Vincenzo. 382 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,013 I got... 383 00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:42,514 ...distracted. 384 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:44,950 You don't have to apologize. 385 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,618 Really? 386 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,320 Cool! 387 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:52,458 I mean, it's just that I'm so terribly relieved that you... 388 00:29:52,692 --> 00:29:54,560 ...aren't pissed. 389 00:29:58,198 --> 00:29:59,064 "Pissed," miss? 390 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:07,639 Why don't you get dressed, please? And let Carlo do your hair. 391 00:30:08,575 --> 00:30:10,743 I liked it better when she fainted. 392 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,912 This is really good! 393 00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:50,716 Of course it is, silly. It's your favorite. 394 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:52,117 It is? 395 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:54,553 Yes, of course. 396 00:30:58,091 --> 00:31:00,459 The big, gooey, messy burger. 397 00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:02,761 Also known as a sloppy joe. 398 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:05,130 Sloppy joe. Right. 399 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:08,033 Your favorite? 400 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:10,135 And with dern good reason! 401 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,706 Did you just say "dern"? 402 00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:30,122 Good evening. 403 00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:32,291 How swell of you to come! 404 00:31:32,525 --> 00:31:34,426 So nice to see you. 405 00:31:34,661 --> 00:31:36,095 Like my dress? 406 00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:39,098 Escargot, Miss Callaway? 407 00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:41,700 Why, thank you, waiter person. 408 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,502 I'm starving. 409 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:46,605 I mean, I’d adore one! 410 00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:52,745 This tastes like a balloon. 411 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,480 It's snails, miss. 412 00:31:55,882 --> 00:31:57,249 Good. 413 00:31:58,184 --> 00:31:59,485 Nice. 414 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:01,387 Chewy. 415 00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:10,462 All this money and these people eat slugs! 416 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,870 Look who's finally decided to grace us with her presence! 417 00:32:18,138 --> 00:32:21,473 Clarice, right? You looked better with the mask. 418 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,575 I beg your pardon? 419 00:32:25,712 --> 00:32:29,848 Clarice has been regaling us with your accomplishments at the academy. 420 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:34,186 -Might we entice you to play something? -Of course. 421 00:32:34,421 --> 00:32:38,590 I’d be delighted! Whatever did you have in mind? 422 00:32:38,925 --> 00:32:39,658 Checkers? 423 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,660 Dodge ball? 424 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:47,633 No, dear girl. 425 00:32:48,068 --> 00:32:51,437 Muffy was referring to the piano. 426 00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:57,009 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 427 00:32:57,277 --> 00:33:01,213 Before we sit down to dinner, my future stepdaughter... 428 00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:04,016 ...whom I absolutely adore... 429 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:06,819 ...has consented to play one of the pieces... 430 00:33:07,087 --> 00:33:10,556 ...that won her first prize at the Windsor Academу youth recital. 431 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:19,431 Hold it! Time-out. I can't play the piano. 432 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,500 I just told them you would. 433 00:33:21,901 --> 00:33:24,069 Then do me a grand favor and untell them! 434 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:30,776 lf you embarrass me in front of all these people... 435 00:33:31,044 --> 00:33:34,480 ...I'll make sure that you never play anything... 436 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,549 ...ever again. Have I made myself clear? 437 00:33:38,785 --> 00:33:40,619 Clear as glass. 438 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:44,356 In fact, I can see right through you. 439 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:57,836 Ladies and gentlemen. 440 00:33:58,138 --> 00:34:01,206 Normally, I’d be tickled to play a selection... 441 00:34:01,508 --> 00:34:02,608 ...from... 442 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:04,109 ...Chopin. 443 00:34:04,411 --> 00:34:06,945 But in honor of my new stepmother... 444 00:34:07,247 --> 00:34:10,549 ...whom I absolutely adore... 445 00:34:11,518 --> 00:34:15,154 ...I decided to play a little something of my own. 446 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,816 Do you think my daughter's asking for attention? 447 00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:46,185 I’d say she's demanding it. 448 00:34:51,991 --> 00:34:53,225 Finn! 449 00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:54,860 Huckleberry Finn! 450 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:56,295 You got it! 451 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:06,739 The guys are ahead of us by eight seconds. 452 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:10,242 -Amanda, it's your turn. Go, girl! -Me? 453 00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:13,245 You're the best. Show them what you got. 454 00:35:28,595 --> 00:35:30,262 Look at her. She's nervous! 455 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:31,463 Yeah, so? 456 00:35:31,698 --> 00:35:34,166 The old Amanda wasn't scared of nothing. 457 00:35:39,005 --> 00:35:40,973 What am I supposed to do? 458 00:35:43,743 --> 00:35:45,077 Ready. 459 00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:46,712 Set. 460 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,013 Go! 461 00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:51,517 Song! 462 00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:05,431 What happened? 463 00:36:05,965 --> 00:36:07,733 "London Bridge is Falling Down" ! 464 00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:09,368 That's it! 465 00:36:30,023 --> 00:36:31,690 You may enter. 466 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,560 Mind if we talk? 467 00:36:35,161 --> 00:36:36,762 Whatever about? 468 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:39,131 Clarice. 469 00:36:41,735 --> 00:36:42,501 None of that. 470 00:36:42,936 --> 00:36:47,506 She was upset with your performance. Shouldn't you give her a chance? 471 00:36:47,874 --> 00:36:51,744 I did, and she's a big phoneу-baloneу, if you ask me. 472 00:36:52,479 --> 00:36:56,015 I’ve never heard you this outspoken. It'd be nice to have a mother. 473 00:36:56,683 --> 00:37:01,453 Yeah, and it'd be nice to have a father too. I mean-- 474 00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:05,491 No, no. Sweetheart, I think the person you’re really angry at... 475 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:06,558 ...is me. 476 00:37:07,093 --> 00:37:08,060 You? 477 00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:09,962 What'd you do? 478 00:37:11,831 --> 00:37:15,267 I haven't been much of a father lately. I haven't seen you. 479 00:37:15,602 --> 00:37:18,971 But all that's going to change. Clarice is going back to the city. 480 00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:22,307 Gee, I hope it was nothing I did. 481 00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:27,279 No, she's got a wedding to plan, but we'll get to spend some time together. 482 00:37:27,514 --> 00:37:30,215 Get to know each other again. Is that okay? 483 00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:35,487 Let's tuck you in, you little snuggler. 484 00:37:38,024 --> 00:37:39,491 See you tomorrow. 485 00:37:42,228 --> 00:37:43,595 Good night, honey. 486 00:37:45,565 --> 00:37:47,566 I like having a father. 487 00:37:49,069 --> 00:37:51,870 I like having a daughter. Good night, sweetie. 488 00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:00,479 Lights out! 489 00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:05,250 Lights out, cabin three! 490 00:38:21,434 --> 00:38:24,103 -Come on, come on. -This I got to see! 491 00:38:24,337 --> 00:38:26,772 We're going to get caught. I just know it! 492 00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:31,076 Come on, Frankie. It's a full moon! 493 00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:35,280 Shut up, stupid! Zombies hear better than dogs. 494 00:38:47,961 --> 00:38:49,661 It's a frog! 495 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:55,834 Amanda? Scared of a frog? She's changed, all right! 496 00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:57,436 Now do you believe me? 497 00:38:57,671 --> 00:39:02,041 Yeah, she's one of them pod people. Let's get out of here! 498 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,345 A frog? 499 00:39:06,913 --> 00:39:08,247 You know what? 500 00:39:08,815 --> 00:39:10,649 You should have kissed it. 501 00:39:10,917 --> 00:39:13,652 He might've turned out to be Prince Charming. 502 00:39:14,154 --> 00:39:15,054 Gross! 503 00:39:15,321 --> 00:39:16,889 Not for you. For me! 504 00:39:17,223 --> 00:39:18,757 You'd kiss a frog? 505 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:19,858 No. 506 00:39:20,226 --> 00:39:22,261 Toads are my specialty. 507 00:39:22,562 --> 00:39:25,497 Big, old, ugly suckers with tongues like this. 508 00:39:25,732 --> 00:39:26,865 -It is not. -It is too! 509 00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:30,669 -How else am I going to catch a guy? -I don't know. 510 00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:35,441 There's that smile! 511 00:39:35,675 --> 00:39:39,445 And that time, I think it went all the way up to your eyes. 512 00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:41,947 You remind me of someone. 513 00:39:42,182 --> 00:39:44,016 I do? Who? 514 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:46,051 Someone I’ve never met. 515 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:48,220 How, if you’ve never met her? 516 00:39:48,688 --> 00:39:52,324 Sometimes when I dream, I think I see her. 517 00:39:54,561 --> 00:39:58,163 You know, you’ve been acting just a little bit weirder today. 518 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:01,033 I think maybe it's all this fresh air. 519 00:40:01,301 --> 00:40:02,935 Don't make fun. 520 00:40:04,070 --> 00:40:05,270 Sorry. 521 00:40:05,672 --> 00:40:08,240 Usually you’re such a tough guy. 522 00:40:08,475 --> 00:40:10,142 Don't tell anyone, okay? 523 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:11,777 Scout's honor. 524 00:40:12,012 --> 00:40:16,148 I mean, after all, I wouldn't want to spoil my reputation none. 525 00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:17,583 None. 526 00:40:17,817 --> 00:40:18,751 I’ve got an idea. 527 00:40:18,985 --> 00:40:21,653 Let's go spy on the boys. 528 00:40:38,905 --> 00:40:40,305 Safe trip, honey. 529 00:41:19,879 --> 00:41:21,680 Oh, my God! 530 00:42:27,013 --> 00:42:28,213 How was the party? 531 00:42:28,615 --> 00:42:31,316 Well, the good news is Clarice is gone. 532 00:42:31,718 --> 00:42:32,785 You did it! 533 00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:35,888 The bad news is she'll be back in a week. 534 00:42:36,156 --> 00:42:37,790 Oh, you didn't. 535 00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:41,827 What's a cool guy like your dad doing with a witch like her? 536 00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:44,530 It's too bad he didn't meet Diane first. 537 00:42:44,831 --> 00:42:46,432 Now, she's awesome. 538 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:49,568 Yeah, they’d be perfect for each other. 539 00:42:53,773 --> 00:42:56,442 You're not thinking what I hope you’re not thinking. 540 00:42:57,077 --> 00:42:58,243 Want to bet? 541 00:42:58,511 --> 00:43:00,045 But he's getting married! 542 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,649 They got to meet once. Then they’ll fall in love for sure. 543 00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:05,150 How do you know? 544 00:43:05,385 --> 00:43:08,654 Because Diane says, when it happens, it happens like that. 545 00:43:09,122 --> 00:43:10,155 Okay, so look. 546 00:43:10,390 --> 00:43:13,258 You go back to Diane and I'll go back to your dad. 547 00:43:13,493 --> 00:43:15,961 Wait! Why not the other way around? 548 00:43:16,196 --> 00:43:18,997 You know what he likes, and I know what she likes. 549 00:43:19,232 --> 00:43:21,166 They need all the help they can get. 550 00:43:21,401 --> 00:43:23,302 But how will we get them together? 551 00:43:36,549 --> 00:43:39,084 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 552 00:43:39,319 --> 00:43:41,086 You're too tense. Relax. 553 00:43:41,321 --> 00:43:44,990 I got 1 ,000 pounds of animal under my butt, and she says, "Relax." 554 00:43:45,225 --> 00:43:47,426 Move with the horse and you’ll be fine. 555 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:50,329 When did you become an expert all of a sudden? 556 00:43:50,663 --> 00:43:52,865 Ain't you never seen a Western? 557 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:55,934 Honey, the last Western I saw was an omelet. 558 00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:06,145 What happened to those equestrian classes you took? 559 00:44:06,379 --> 00:44:09,048 Are you asking me a question? 560 00:44:10,884 --> 00:44:13,085 Come on. I'll race you to the lake. 561 00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:15,554 No, no. Slow is good. 562 00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:18,057 I like to enjoy the scenery. 563 00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:23,962 I got spurs that jingle jingle jangle 564 00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:28,100 As I ride merrily along 565 00:44:28,501 --> 00:44:30,969 We're doing a good job, aren't we? 566 00:44:31,237 --> 00:44:33,605 I'm finally getting the hang of this. 567 00:44:36,576 --> 00:44:38,410 I'm getting the hang of this! 568 00:44:40,847 --> 00:44:44,083 Oh, come on, Amanda. My voice isn't that bad! 569 00:44:47,987 --> 00:44:50,956 I been in the desert On a horse with no name 570 00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:53,592 It's good to get out of the rain 571 00:44:54,294 --> 00:44:57,529 Not only is she an excellent rider, she's a gourmet cook... 572 00:44:57,831 --> 00:44:59,264 ...she paints... 573 00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:01,400 ...she speaks four languages.... 574 00:45:01,634 --> 00:45:04,236 You know, honey, you could learn a lot from Clarice. 575 00:45:04,504 --> 00:45:06,071 Alyssa, there's a.... 576 00:45:10,643 --> 00:45:11,677 Honey! 577 00:45:24,624 --> 00:45:25,991 Come here! Come here! 578 00:45:35,435 --> 00:45:37,436 Where is that girl? 579 00:45:38,338 --> 00:45:39,505 Did you bring it? 580 00:45:51,184 --> 00:45:52,451 Whoa, bud! 581 00:45:57,123 --> 00:45:59,558 Someone turn this thing off! 582 00:46:11,104 --> 00:46:14,006 Stop this right now! I'm telling you! Stop! 583 00:46:21,214 --> 00:46:22,815 Step on it! 584 00:46:31,157 --> 00:46:32,491 Oh, dear! Oh, my! 585 00:46:45,138 --> 00:46:46,205 Help me! 586 00:46:46,539 --> 00:46:48,040 Somebody help me! 587 00:46:49,576 --> 00:46:50,342 Hang on! 588 00:46:57,183 --> 00:46:58,650 Call 911! 589 00:46:59,285 --> 00:47:00,052 Slow down. 590 00:47:00,286 --> 00:47:02,054 Don't talk to me! Talk to the horse! 591 00:47:02,288 --> 00:47:03,956 I was talking to the horse! 592 00:47:04,190 --> 00:47:05,491 Okay, it's okay. 593 00:47:07,093 --> 00:47:09,661 I'm on a killer! They gave me the killer horse! 594 00:47:09,929 --> 00:47:10,696 Relax. 595 00:47:20,907 --> 00:47:22,007 You okay? 596 00:47:22,308 --> 00:47:25,177 I about dropped my transmission back there. 597 00:47:25,445 --> 00:47:29,982 lf it's any consolation, I used to look like a real jerk on a horse. 598 00:47:36,856 --> 00:47:38,390 How many fingers, cowboy? 599 00:47:39,859 --> 00:47:40,726 Six. 600 00:47:41,094 --> 00:47:43,095 Close enough. Can you stand? 601 00:47:47,801 --> 00:47:49,835 Which is more bruised, my butt or my ego? 602 00:47:50,203 --> 00:47:51,837 Have someone take a look at that. 603 00:47:52,205 --> 00:47:53,605 -My butt? -No. 604 00:47:54,007 --> 00:47:55,941 That cut. Right there. 605 00:47:56,409 --> 00:47:57,943 Oh, great. 606 00:47:58,511 --> 00:48:00,212 We have first aid at the camp. 607 00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:02,715 Oh, thanks. I just live over here. 608 00:48:04,818 --> 00:48:05,984 Are you Roger Callaway? 609 00:48:06,419 --> 00:48:08,354 -I think so. -The Roger Callaway? 610 00:48:08,621 --> 00:48:10,489 From the Callaway Foundation? 611 00:48:10,724 --> 00:48:11,990 Yeah, that's me. 612 00:48:12,225 --> 00:48:16,662 I'm Diane Barrows. I always wanted to meet you. My kids love your camp. 613 00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:17,896 You have kids? 614 00:48:18,231 --> 00:48:21,667 They’re not mine. I work for the East Side Children's Center. 615 00:48:21,968 --> 00:48:23,469 Of course. 616 00:48:25,138 --> 00:48:27,439 It was nice to meet you, Mr. Callaway. 617 00:48:27,674 --> 00:48:28,607 Roger, please. 618 00:48:31,578 --> 00:48:33,579 And thank you for saving my life. 619 00:48:35,181 --> 00:48:38,183 And you really should put some iodine on your butt. 620 00:48:38,485 --> 00:48:39,518 Cut. 621 00:48:40,553 --> 00:48:41,353 Miss Barrows.... 622 00:48:42,355 --> 00:48:43,155 Diane. 623 00:48:45,258 --> 00:48:47,726 I was wondering if I could offer you iced tea. 624 00:48:47,994 --> 00:48:51,163 I’d love to hear more about the camp and how it's going. 625 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:52,865 Only if we walk. 626 00:48:53,099 --> 00:48:55,067 You took the words out of my mouth. 627 00:48:55,935 --> 00:48:56,869 Come on. 628 00:48:57,837 --> 00:48:59,271 Now hold still. 629 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:06,145 You certainly are an angel of mercy. 630 00:49:06,413 --> 00:49:09,281 -I see worse cuts than this every day. -Thanks. 631 00:49:09,516 --> 00:49:11,984 My gang always invents new ways to get hurt. 632 00:49:12,252 --> 00:49:15,387 -You must really love children. -What's not to love? 633 00:49:19,426 --> 00:49:21,960 -No, really. -You big baby! Come here. 634 00:49:24,030 --> 00:49:24,963 Is that better? 635 00:49:39,546 --> 00:49:41,513 I can't hear anything! 636 00:49:41,848 --> 00:49:44,116 We've got to get closer! 637 00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:48,287 You know, you’re not at all what I expected. 638 00:49:48,555 --> 00:49:49,421 Really? 639 00:49:49,889 --> 00:49:51,256 What were you expecting? 640 00:49:52,158 --> 00:49:53,425 Blue blood, for one thing. 641 00:49:54,861 --> 00:49:58,797 I thought you’d be some rich, big, old, fat geezer who smokes cigars. 642 00:49:59,065 --> 00:49:59,999 Really? 643 00:50:00,266 --> 00:50:03,435 I made my money the old-fashioned way. Pure dumb luck. 644 00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:04,470 I doubt that. 645 00:50:04,704 --> 00:50:05,971 I swear to God. 646 00:50:06,206 --> 00:50:09,742 Twelve years ago, a cell phone was something out of Star Trek. 647 00:50:10,043 --> 00:50:13,245 But I thought it was pretty cool, so I bought airspace. 648 00:50:13,546 --> 00:50:15,047 Get out! 649 00:50:16,216 --> 00:50:18,450 That's, like, money out of thin air! 650 00:50:18,752 --> 00:50:21,153 You'll notice I don't carry one. I hate them. 651 00:50:21,454 --> 00:50:22,521 Excuse me. 652 00:50:22,822 --> 00:50:24,590 Miss Kensington, boss. 653 00:50:24,924 --> 00:50:26,358 She insists. 654 00:50:27,327 --> 00:50:29,928 Excuse me. It's my-- Miss Kensington. 655 00:50:32,532 --> 00:50:33,666 How you doing? 656 00:50:34,367 --> 00:50:36,735 How am I doing? 657 00:50:38,938 --> 00:50:40,539 Please, honey, look. 658 00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:47,279 Do you have any idea what your daughter has done? 659 00:50:47,814 --> 00:50:50,282 -No, what? -She spit-- 660 00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:52,117 Gum? In your hair? 661 00:50:54,187 --> 00:50:55,054 Are you sure? 662 00:50:55,288 --> 00:50:59,291 Am I sure? Oh, my God! You should see it! 663 00:50:59,592 --> 00:51:01,627 I'm certain it wasn't intentional. 664 00:51:01,895 --> 00:51:04,630 Look, of course. You've had a rough day. 665 00:51:05,298 --> 00:51:07,333 Rough is a broken nail, darling. 666 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,035 What I’ve had is a train wreck! 667 00:51:10,537 --> 00:51:12,905 Just try to calm down. I'll speak to her. 668 00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:14,640 I'm just going to go now. 669 00:51:15,041 --> 00:51:17,376 Just one second. One second, please. 670 00:51:19,612 --> 00:51:22,247 What? Is there a woman there with you? 671 00:51:22,515 --> 00:51:25,951 Yes, there's sort of a woman here. She's from the camp. 672 00:51:27,620 --> 00:51:31,023 How delightful! I'm in the middle of a crisis... 673 00:51:31,257 --> 00:51:34,093 ...and you’re having a bachelor party! 674 00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:36,261 I'm in a meeting. That's all. 675 00:51:36,563 --> 00:51:38,364 It's just a meeting. 676 00:51:40,133 --> 00:51:44,103 No, we're not going to have dinner. There's nothing going to go on-- 677 00:51:44,637 --> 00:51:48,040 Please. I'll see you at the end of the week. 678 00:51:48,975 --> 00:51:50,609 Me too. Bye-bye. 679 00:51:50,877 --> 00:51:52,144 I'm so sorry. 680 00:52:00,286 --> 00:52:01,920 Sorry about that! 681 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:09,228 But she squeezed me so hard, it just sort of popped out. 682 00:52:10,597 --> 00:52:12,464 I don't think she likes me much. 683 00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:15,934 She's been looking forward to meeting you for months. 684 00:52:16,202 --> 00:52:18,070 Do you know how much she loves kids? 685 00:52:19,105 --> 00:52:20,973 No. Do you? 686 00:52:22,509 --> 00:52:25,844 Well, you are the first kid I’ve ever seen her with. 687 00:52:26,112 --> 00:52:27,446 But I'm sure it's a bunch. 688 00:52:27,947 --> 00:52:29,248 And you love her, right? 689 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:36,655 Like that "Can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars... 690 00:52:36,923 --> 00:52:39,658 ...over the fence, World Series" kind of stuff? 691 00:52:41,127 --> 00:52:42,995 Is that what the dictionary says? 692 00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:46,265 You're marrying her because Alyssa needs, I mean... 693 00:52:46,533 --> 00:52:47,599 ...I need a mother? 694 00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:52,604 I think that's enough questions for today. 695 00:52:52,872 --> 00:52:53,639 Wait. 696 00:52:53,973 --> 00:52:55,808 I only got one left. 697 00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:58,243 Let's have it. 698 00:52:58,812 --> 00:53:01,747 Who was that pretty woman out on the patio? 699 00:53:03,416 --> 00:53:05,117 The Roger Callaway? 700 00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:08,253 On a white horse, no less. 701 00:53:08,722 --> 00:53:09,655 So? 702 00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:14,026 He comes riding up, saves my life. 703 00:53:14,294 --> 00:53:16,695 He's probably worth billions. Totally cute. 704 00:53:17,163 --> 00:53:19,264 Oh, my God! He is so cute. 705 00:53:19,632 --> 00:53:20,566 To top it all off... 706 00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:23,335 ...he's, honest to God, a nice guy. 707 00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:25,971 I'm stupid enough to think he's available. 708 00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:28,007 -Isn't he? -No. 709 00:53:28,274 --> 00:53:29,842 Is too. 710 00:53:31,011 --> 00:53:32,211 How would you know? 711 00:53:32,479 --> 00:53:33,946 Was he wearing a ring? 712 00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:40,486 Even if he was available, he wouldn't be interested in me. 713 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,187 Don't put yourself down. 714 00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:44,690 Guys like him like girls with food names. 715 00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,328 Cookie, Muffin... 716 00:53:49,696 --> 00:53:50,662 ...Candy. 717 00:53:50,964 --> 00:53:52,431 They don't marry girls like me. 718 00:53:52,766 --> 00:53:53,966 He did once. 719 00:53:54,501 --> 00:53:56,035 Is this published somewhere? 720 00:53:56,269 --> 00:53:59,271 Her name was Cathy. She wasn't a food, but a teacher. 721 00:54:01,074 --> 00:54:03,142 He's even more perfect than I thought. 722 00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:05,678 I'm cheating. Give me one of those. 723 00:54:07,180 --> 00:54:08,480 Give me that stick. 724 00:54:11,184 --> 00:54:13,852 Vincenzo, do you believe in magic? 725 00:54:14,087 --> 00:54:14,953 Like card tricks? 726 00:54:15,188 --> 00:54:17,556 No, sparks between two people. 727 00:54:17,791 --> 00:54:19,692 It happens when you least expect it. 728 00:54:19,926 --> 00:54:21,260 Why do you ask? 729 00:54:23,797 --> 00:54:25,564 No reason. 730 00:54:25,799 --> 00:54:28,600 It's been so long since Cathy and.... 731 00:54:30,737 --> 00:54:32,571 I didn't think it'd happen again. 732 00:54:35,008 --> 00:54:37,576 That Miss Kensington is really something. 733 00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:40,412 Well, actually... 734 00:54:40,847 --> 00:54:43,182 ...that's not who I meant. 735 00:54:44,918 --> 00:54:45,918 I know. 736 00:54:49,556 --> 00:54:53,926 You're my best man. You're supposed to come up with words of wisdom now. 737 00:54:56,696 --> 00:54:58,630 Why don't you go for a drive? 738 00:54:58,898 --> 00:55:00,532 See where you end up. 739 00:55:11,811 --> 00:55:13,846 Now, where's he going? 740 00:55:22,722 --> 00:55:23,856 It's the home office. 741 00:55:24,090 --> 00:55:27,159 The Butkises want Amanda. The paperwork just went through. 742 00:55:29,829 --> 00:55:31,797 Who the hell is this? 743 00:55:32,399 --> 00:55:36,268 Diane Barrows. Since when does your department okay an adoption... 744 00:55:36,503 --> 00:55:38,904 ...without the caseworker's report? 745 00:55:40,006 --> 00:55:41,674 I know these people are nice. 746 00:55:43,743 --> 00:55:45,911 Have you ever met those people? 747 00:55:46,179 --> 00:55:49,148 These people collect kids. They’ll take anybody. 748 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:09,368 Where is Diane Barrows? 749 00:56:09,602 --> 00:56:11,470 I think she's in the office. 750 00:56:12,439 --> 00:56:14,940 Let me just run this by you one more time. 751 00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:18,010 Just hear me out one more time. 752 00:56:19,112 --> 00:56:23,782 I know I don't make that much money. And I know I'm a little bit single. 753 00:56:24,017 --> 00:56:25,417 But I want to adopt Amanda. 754 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:29,922 Are you laughing at me? He's laughing at me! 755 00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,692 You stupid jerk! 756 00:56:43,837 --> 00:56:45,104 What? 757 00:56:45,338 --> 00:56:47,139 Oh, it's you. 758 00:56:49,009 --> 00:56:50,209 Is this a bad time? 759 00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:52,144 A bad time? 760 00:56:52,479 --> 00:56:53,579 For a meeting? 761 00:56:55,115 --> 00:56:57,649 No, I'm having a problem with one of my kids. 762 00:56:57,884 --> 00:56:59,051 Anything I can do? 763 00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:03,355 You've already saved my life. What can I do for you? 764 00:57:05,125 --> 00:57:06,892 I want to apologize for yesterday. 765 00:57:07,127 --> 00:57:10,062 It was very rude. I shouldn't have taken that call. 766 00:57:10,296 --> 00:57:11,663 I’d like to make it up. 767 00:57:11,898 --> 00:57:13,766 Okay, then give me your car. 768 00:57:17,537 --> 00:57:21,373 Perhaps we could discuss it at a pizza joint I saw in town. 769 00:57:21,741 --> 00:57:23,776 I'm sorry, I can't. 770 00:57:25,845 --> 00:57:28,781 I understand. Maybe some other time, then. 771 00:57:29,015 --> 00:57:31,483 No, it's not like that. 772 00:57:31,718 --> 00:57:36,321 I'm on duty today in the mess hall. It's my kids' turn to serve. 773 00:57:36,556 --> 00:57:37,690 Oh, I see. 774 00:57:37,924 --> 00:57:40,726 If your heart's set on Italian, you could join us. 775 00:57:41,127 --> 00:57:42,294 We're having... 776 00:57:42,529 --> 00:57:44,096 ...macaroni and cheese. 777 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:45,397 And peach cobbler? 778 00:57:45,832 --> 00:57:47,633 Oh, yeah. All you can eat. 779 00:57:56,576 --> 00:57:59,445 Darling, Craig can meet the president on Sunday. 780 00:57:59,679 --> 00:58:02,448 I need bridesmaids! 781 00:58:03,116 --> 00:58:04,883 You must come. 782 00:58:05,919 --> 00:58:07,553 Fabulous! 783 00:58:07,787 --> 00:58:10,656 There's my other line. Love you. Mean it. Ciao. 784 00:58:12,692 --> 00:58:14,059 Bernard. 785 00:58:14,794 --> 00:58:18,564 Why do you keep bothering me with numbers? It's my wedding. 786 00:58:18,832 --> 00:58:21,266 Whatever it costs, just get it! 787 00:58:31,845 --> 00:58:33,479 It's a cozy little spot! 788 00:58:33,747 --> 00:58:35,481 When were you last here? 789 00:58:35,749 --> 00:58:36,715 It must be 1 0 years! 790 00:58:36,983 --> 00:58:38,484 Ten years? 791 00:58:38,752 --> 00:58:41,487 Did you build the camp and never come back? 792 00:58:41,755 --> 00:58:44,323 No, it was my wife's idea. She had a big heart. 793 00:58:44,758 --> 00:58:45,724 Had? 794 00:58:46,059 --> 00:58:48,527 She passed away when Alyssa was born. 795 00:58:48,795 --> 00:58:50,062 Sorry. 796 00:58:50,430 --> 00:58:53,866 I just never could come back. Until now, that is. 797 00:59:10,116 --> 00:59:11,283 Here you go! 798 00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:13,686 Hey, Carmen. Where's Amanda? 799 00:59:13,953 --> 00:59:16,455 I don't know. One minute she's behind me.... 800 00:59:16,723 --> 00:59:19,792 Would you get her? I want to introduce her to somebody. 801 00:59:22,462 --> 00:59:26,799 I'm having the hardest time keeping tabs on her. She keeps running off. 802 00:59:27,033 --> 00:59:29,902 Tell me about it. I got one just like her at home. 803 01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:03,635 What are you doing? 804 01:00:04,504 --> 01:00:07,272 I'm cleaning this window. Look at it. It's filthy. 805 01:00:07,507 --> 01:00:09,541 Diane wants to see you. Come on. 806 01:00:12,679 --> 01:00:13,879 Hey, my hat! 807 01:00:17,684 --> 01:00:19,251 Do something, Alyssa! 808 01:00:21,087 --> 01:00:21,887 Here she comes. 809 01:00:28,194 --> 01:00:30,396 My compliments to the chef. 810 01:00:31,698 --> 01:00:33,766 Amanda, take that thing off. 811 01:00:35,502 --> 01:00:38,270 Let her keep it on. It might be the latest thing. 812 01:01:19,612 --> 01:01:21,480 Excuse me, ma'am. 813 01:01:23,149 --> 01:01:24,183 Did you just snort? 814 01:01:29,322 --> 01:01:31,690 I suppose you think this is funny? 815 01:01:33,626 --> 01:01:37,196 Well, maybe you’ll get a little chuckle out of this. 816 01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,298 You wouldn't dare! 817 01:01:41,534 --> 01:01:43,002 Food fight! 818 01:02:00,387 --> 01:02:02,087 That was great! 819 01:02:02,322 --> 01:02:04,757 I couldn't have done it better myself. 820 01:02:04,991 --> 01:02:07,159 I almost had a heart attack. 821 01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:29,381 I guess that's what they mean by "eat and run." 822 01:02:29,616 --> 01:02:31,483 We need doggie bags. 823 01:02:31,718 --> 01:02:35,487 Oh, dear. Look at me. I am covered in cobbler. 824 01:02:35,722 --> 01:02:36,989 You look good in peach. 825 01:02:37,223 --> 01:02:39,391 Leave it. I may still be hungry. 826 01:02:41,928 --> 01:02:44,797 I can't believe you hit me with the butter. 827 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:49,535 I didn't start it. You just talk to that short-order cook of yours. 828 01:02:49,769 --> 01:02:51,537 Oh yeah. Where is she, anyway? 829 01:02:51,771 --> 01:02:53,839 Look at your head. 830 01:02:54,374 --> 01:02:57,743 lf you want to get cleaned up, there's showers over there. 831 01:02:58,978 --> 01:03:01,447 I’ve got a better idea. Will you excuse me? 832 01:03:01,681 --> 01:03:04,383 And maybe hold some of that? Pardon me. 833 01:03:14,594 --> 01:03:15,861 What's wrong with him? 834 01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:19,865 Beats me. I've never seen him act like this. 835 01:03:31,811 --> 01:03:33,979 I think he's gone mental. 836 01:03:34,214 --> 01:03:36,615 He's got a lot on his mind. 837 01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:43,288 Don't you know not to swim after you eat? 838 01:03:43,656 --> 01:03:44,923 Oh, yeah. I forgot. 839 01:03:45,158 --> 01:03:46,792 I got a cramp! 840 01:03:46,993 --> 01:03:48,527 I can't swim! 841 01:03:55,368 --> 01:03:57,236 No fair. I saved you. 842 01:03:58,304 --> 01:03:59,738 It's too cold. 843 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:01,740 I'm not going in there. 844 01:04:06,713 --> 01:04:09,615 Come on! I don't want to save you right now. 845 01:04:12,318 --> 01:04:15,287 All right, buster. You better be worth it. 846 01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:24,963 You're not funny. 847 01:04:28,034 --> 01:04:29,501 Oh, my God! 848 01:04:31,571 --> 01:04:32,604 Say... 849 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,341 ...a guy could drown waiting for you. 850 01:04:35,575 --> 01:04:37,576 Callaway, I'm going to kill you! 851 01:04:37,944 --> 01:04:39,111 Bonzai! 852 01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:45,317 Roger, I am going to kill you! 853 01:04:46,553 --> 01:04:47,519 It's working. 854 01:04:47,787 --> 01:04:49,254 Look at them. 855 01:04:51,725 --> 01:04:53,959 Now that's more like it. 856 01:04:56,496 --> 01:04:58,997 Roger, darling? Anyone home? 857 01:05:01,501 --> 01:05:05,671 Miss Kensington! What a surprise. We weren't expecting you. 858 01:05:05,905 --> 01:05:07,973 Yes, I know. Where's Roger? 859 01:05:08,608 --> 01:05:11,777 Mr. Callaway is out for the afternoon. 860 01:05:13,446 --> 01:05:14,513 I see. 861 01:05:15,148 --> 01:05:18,083 Would you please tell him I wish to speak with him? 862 01:05:18,318 --> 01:05:19,184 Yes, ma'am. 863 01:05:19,419 --> 01:05:20,786 Thank you so much. 864 01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:27,493 I'd like a Diet Coke. 865 01:05:27,927 --> 01:05:30,329 One Diet Coke, coming up. 866 01:05:33,333 --> 01:05:34,767 With lime. 867 01:05:45,545 --> 01:05:48,747 Awfully early in the day to be looking at stars. 868 01:05:59,893 --> 01:06:02,361 What do we have here? 869 01:06:10,503 --> 01:06:13,806 You can't always be this much fun. It wouldn't be fair. 870 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:14,873 Trust me. 871 01:06:15,208 --> 01:06:17,376 I haven't done this in years. 872 01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:18,977 Well, it feels good. 873 01:06:20,313 --> 01:06:21,747 It feels better every second. 874 01:06:23,249 --> 01:06:24,583 -Don't move. -Why? 875 01:06:24,918 --> 01:06:26,018 There's a thing. 876 01:06:26,252 --> 01:06:28,120 What do you mean "a thing"? 877 01:06:29,022 --> 01:06:30,456 A bug? 878 01:06:31,424 --> 01:06:34,093 A dreaded maraschino bug. 879 01:06:34,327 --> 01:06:36,028 It's highly poisonous. 880 01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,997 And you wanted to go for pizza. 881 01:06:44,604 --> 01:06:46,505 I almost didn't come over at all. 882 01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:48,774 I'm glad you did. 883 01:07:02,856 --> 01:07:04,456 What was that? 884 01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:08,927 -It's a sign. -What do you mean "a sign"? 885 01:07:10,130 --> 01:07:11,130 I don't know. 886 01:07:12,532 --> 01:07:14,400 I think I know what you mean. 887 01:07:15,135 --> 01:07:17,136 It's your Miss Kensington, right? 888 01:07:20,073 --> 01:07:21,707 I'm getting married next month. 889 01:07:22,475 --> 01:07:24,643 Well, of course you are! 890 01:07:36,456 --> 01:07:39,892 So what was this? Just sort of a last fling? 891 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,327 I didn't know. I was hoping to find out. 892 01:07:42,562 --> 01:07:45,097 Don't worry about it. I can help you out. 893 01:07:45,365 --> 01:07:47,299 It was nice to meet you. 894 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:49,535 And thanks for the camp. 895 01:07:50,103 --> 01:07:52,271 Oh, by the way, congratulations! 896 01:07:52,505 --> 01:07:54,306 Diane, please. 897 01:07:55,909 --> 01:07:57,109 You know what? 898 01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:58,777 This just kills me. 899 01:07:59,512 --> 01:08:02,214 We might've hit this one out of the park. 900 01:08:02,449 --> 01:08:04,450 It was there. I know it. 901 01:08:04,718 --> 01:08:06,685 That "can't eat, can't sleep... 902 01:08:06,953 --> 01:08:08,987 ...reach for the stars, over the fence... 903 01:08:09,255 --> 01:08:11,190 ...World Series" kind of thing. 904 01:08:13,727 --> 01:08:14,860 Oh, well. 905 01:08:21,634 --> 01:08:24,036 I've got to get a dictionary. 906 01:08:25,572 --> 01:08:28,073 They were so close! 907 01:08:28,641 --> 01:08:31,877 Grownups, they think too much. 908 01:08:32,846 --> 01:08:34,413 I give up. 909 01:08:34,681 --> 01:08:36,181 No, we mustn't! 910 01:08:36,449 --> 01:08:38,217 And why mustn't we? 911 01:08:38,451 --> 01:08:41,387 Because third time's a charm. Right? 912 01:08:41,988 --> 01:08:43,389 Right. 913 01:08:47,794 --> 01:08:49,228 Boss! 914 01:08:49,496 --> 01:08:50,863 It's Miss Kensington. 915 01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:53,132 Thanks. I'll take it down here. 916 01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:55,334 Not here. 917 01:08:55,635 --> 01:08:57,069 Up there. 918 01:08:59,739 --> 01:09:01,106 Up there? 919 01:09:01,341 --> 01:09:02,708 Afraid so. 920 01:09:06,613 --> 01:09:08,647 Roger, darling! 921 01:09:08,882 --> 01:09:12,284 Clarice! Your hair. You're here! 922 01:09:13,820 --> 01:09:15,954 What did you do? Fall in the lake? 923 01:09:16,222 --> 01:09:19,692 It's the funniest thing-- Shouldn't you be in New York? 924 01:09:19,959 --> 01:09:22,361 I couldn't bear to be away a moment longer. 925 01:09:22,629 --> 01:09:24,063 You were just gone a day. 926 01:09:24,364 --> 01:09:28,267 I know! And I was positively miserable the entire time. 927 01:09:28,568 --> 01:09:31,103 So I've decided we mustn't wait another day. 928 01:09:31,438 --> 01:09:32,204 To what? 929 01:09:32,472 --> 01:09:36,241 To be married, silly. Next month seems like an eternity. 930 01:09:36,776 --> 01:09:39,111 When two people are as much in love as we... 931 01:09:39,379 --> 01:09:41,880 ...I say, "What's wrong with tomorrow"? 932 01:09:43,083 --> 01:09:43,882 Tomorrow? 933 01:09:44,784 --> 01:09:47,653 Darling, you haven't said a word about my hair. 934 01:09:52,025 --> 01:09:53,359 Okay, listen to this. 935 01:09:53,993 --> 01:09:56,862 "Dear Roger. You are so totally fresh. 936 01:09:57,097 --> 01:09:59,531 Just thinking about you drives me mental. 937 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,534 Meet me where we met with the horses. 938 01:10:02,902 --> 01:10:05,170 Seven o'clock tonight. Love, Diane. " 939 01:10:05,438 --> 01:10:06,672 How's that? 940 01:10:07,107 --> 01:10:08,374 Very romantic. 941 01:10:08,641 --> 01:10:10,075 Want to hear mine? 942 01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:11,777 "Dear Diane.... 943 01:10:14,647 --> 01:10:18,484 Dear Diane, ever since I saw you riding the horse... 944 01:10:18,718 --> 01:10:20,185 ...I can't stop thinking about it. 945 01:10:20,453 --> 01:10:23,155 And I know we were disturbed at the lake... 946 01:10:23,423 --> 01:10:27,326 ...but I must see you again where I saved your life, at 7:30. 947 01:10:28,728 --> 01:10:31,363 Yours truly, Roger Callaway. " 948 01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:47,246 There you are, my little gum-chewing assailant. 949 01:10:48,014 --> 01:10:48,814 You're back! 950 01:10:49,082 --> 01:10:51,216 What? No big hug "hello"? 951 01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:55,521 -You're not supposed to be here. -In a perfect world, neither are you. 952 01:10:55,922 --> 01:10:57,656 We're leaving for the city. 953 01:10:57,924 --> 01:11:00,159 Right now? It's too soon! 954 01:11:01,127 --> 01:11:03,862 Maybe I didn't make myself clear. 955 01:11:04,431 --> 01:11:07,266 We're leaving tonight. 956 01:11:07,534 --> 01:11:09,835 This little act of yours is getting old. 957 01:11:10,136 --> 01:11:11,236 What act? 958 01:11:11,705 --> 01:11:13,605 Oh, please. 959 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:17,276 When I was your age, I’d been through three stepmothers. 960 01:11:17,544 --> 01:11:21,847 I know all the lengths girls go through to keep Daddy all to themselves. 961 01:11:22,148 --> 01:11:24,783 You got that all wrong, lady. 962 01:11:25,051 --> 01:11:27,186 Alyssa, don't be rude. I'm talking. 963 01:11:28,121 --> 01:11:28,954 Where was l? 964 01:11:29,656 --> 01:11:30,756 Oh, yes. 965 01:11:31,024 --> 01:11:35,060 You had Roger to yourself for nine wonderful years. 966 01:11:35,328 --> 01:11:37,963 But after tomorrow, I'm the woman of the house. 967 01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:41,767 And you’re off to an ear-round boarding school. 968 01:11:42,068 --> 01:11:43,202 Possibly in Tibet. 969 01:11:44,838 --> 01:11:46,572 Did you say tomorrow? 970 01:11:50,577 --> 01:11:52,244 Should I have come here? 971 01:11:54,414 --> 01:11:55,748 Yes, stupid. 972 01:11:56,016 --> 01:12:00,652 He's only worth about $20 billion, for God's sakes! 973 01:12:00,954 --> 01:12:04,056 Great! Now I'm just after him for his money. 974 01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:05,924 How shallow is that? 975 01:12:06,192 --> 01:12:08,927 I liked him before I knew he was rich. 976 01:12:11,197 --> 01:12:12,765 So I should've come here. 977 01:12:13,266 --> 01:12:15,267 He's a little bit engaged. 978 01:12:19,305 --> 01:12:22,141 I've never met her, so maybe that doesn't count. 979 01:12:28,048 --> 01:12:30,015 Come on, ladies. Perk up. 980 01:12:37,657 --> 01:12:38,757 Come on, Amanda! 981 01:12:39,059 --> 01:12:41,293 We're missing the fireworks! 982 01:12:44,531 --> 01:12:47,199 This is Miss Van Dyke from Children's Services. 983 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,600 Hello there. 984 01:12:48,968 --> 01:12:52,404 I believe I have some very good news for you. 985 01:12:53,106 --> 01:12:56,241 Come to Mama, sweetheart! 986 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:04,850 I feel pretty ding-dang-dong stupid. 987 01:13:06,286 --> 01:13:08,053 But my name's Amanda! 988 01:13:08,288 --> 01:13:09,688 Alyssa, stop it. 989 01:13:11,024 --> 01:13:12,458 Come on, honey. 990 01:13:12,892 --> 01:13:16,462 Do we have to listen to this the whole way? 991 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:23,168 Oh, great. Now I'm going to be road kill. 992 01:13:30,710 --> 01:13:33,078 Wait a minute! What are you doing? 993 01:13:34,214 --> 01:13:35,481 Damn! 994 01:13:37,550 --> 01:13:40,185 You were supposed to protect her! 995 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,688 You could've slit their tires! Anything! 996 01:13:42,922 --> 01:13:44,123 They had paperwork. 997 01:13:44,357 --> 01:13:45,190 What paperwork? 998 01:13:45,425 --> 01:13:47,426 We couldn't find you. 999 01:13:47,660 --> 01:13:49,828 Did you want us to lie in front of the van? 1000 01:13:50,797 --> 01:13:51,764 I would have. 1001 01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:55,634 I'm taking the Jeep. 1002 01:13:55,869 --> 01:13:56,969 That's the camp's. 1003 01:13:57,270 --> 01:13:59,438 Oh, don't you keep me here! 1004 01:14:01,274 --> 01:14:04,243 Lots of tie-ups. It's 20 minutes for the Lincoln. 1005 01:14:04,477 --> 01:14:07,880 Ten for the Holland. The BQE is backed up for two miles. 1006 01:14:08,114 --> 01:14:11,050 If you’re taking the Van Wyck, allow an extra 15. 1007 01:14:11,284 --> 01:14:13,085 Just stay out of midtown. 1008 01:14:13,319 --> 01:14:16,555 It'll be wall-to-wall limos, as Clarice Kensington... 1009 01:14:16,790 --> 01:14:19,191 ...finally lands her man. 1010 01:14:20,527 --> 01:14:23,796 Now, these nincompoops are your new brothers and sisters. 1011 01:14:24,030 --> 01:14:25,397 From the left, you got... 1012 01:14:25,699 --> 01:14:27,466 ...Bubba, Bridget, Brenda... 1013 01:14:27,701 --> 01:14:30,969 ...Bonnie, Billу, Bobby, Ben... 1014 01:14:31,204 --> 01:14:32,871 ...and little Harry, Jr. 1015 01:14:33,206 --> 01:14:34,773 Now, he's ours. 1016 01:14:35,542 --> 01:14:37,576 There's been a big mistake. 1017 01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:40,512 You see, my name is not Amanda. 1018 01:14:41,147 --> 01:14:42,681 We know that, honey. 1019 01:14:43,016 --> 01:14:43,816 You do? 1020 01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:47,853 Sure. And you will never have to be Amanda again. 1021 01:14:48,088 --> 01:14:51,123 That's right. Because from now on, you’re going to be... 1022 01:14:51,358 --> 01:14:54,560 ...Little Betty Butkis. 1023 01:14:55,161 --> 01:14:57,062 Give Betty some Coco Puffs. 1024 01:14:58,498 --> 01:14:59,932 And after breakfast... 1025 01:15:00,233 --> 01:15:03,369 ...we're going to go down and see where your daddy works. 1026 01:15:03,703 --> 01:15:05,738 Isn’t that going to be fun? 1027 01:15:11,111 --> 01:15:12,378 Callaway residence. 1028 01:15:12,645 --> 01:15:13,746 One moment, please. 1029 01:15:14,014 --> 01:15:15,981 Miss Callaway, it's for you. 1030 01:15:17,851 --> 01:15:19,718 Hello, this is Miss Callaway. 1031 01:15:19,953 --> 01:15:23,389 I can't talk long. It's me. 1032 01:15:24,924 --> 01:15:26,658 Or should I say... 1033 01:15:29,129 --> 01:15:30,429 ...Betty Butkis. 1034 01:15:30,663 --> 01:15:32,664 Oh, no! I'm adopted? 1035 01:15:36,836 --> 01:15:38,904 Are those guys scary or what? 1036 01:15:39,339 --> 01:15:40,606 What happened yesterday? 1037 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,007 Are you sitting down? 1038 01:15:42,242 --> 01:15:43,609 Yeah, kind of. 1039 01:15:44,277 --> 01:15:45,644 Clarice moved up the wedding. 1040 01:15:45,945 --> 01:15:47,246 Your dad's getting married... 1041 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:50,149 ...in two hours and 1 2 minutes. 1042 01:15:50,684 --> 01:15:52,851 -What do we do now? -I don't know. 1043 01:15:53,086 --> 01:15:55,154 But it'll have to be something major. 1044 01:15:55,488 --> 01:15:56,455 And quick. 1045 01:15:56,690 --> 01:15:58,957 You've got to get me out of here. 1046 01:15:59,225 --> 01:16:01,794 These people aren't just scary, they’re-- 1047 01:16:11,004 --> 01:16:15,474 New kids aren't allowed to use the phone. Butkis rules. 1048 01:16:20,313 --> 01:16:24,316 Hey, Vin. You've been taking care of Alyssa all her life, right? 1049 01:16:24,551 --> 01:16:26,485 Oh, no, Alyssa. Not again. 1050 01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,820 Answer the question. 1051 01:16:28,054 --> 01:16:31,824 Yes. From the day she was-- From the day you were born. 1052 01:16:32,058 --> 01:16:35,294 So you know pretty well everything about her? 1053 01:16:35,862 --> 01:16:37,596 Every freckle, every bruise... 1054 01:16:37,831 --> 01:16:39,398 ...every scar? 1055 01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:40,632 You could say that. 1056 01:16:41,334 --> 01:16:43,902 Bet you don't remember this one, do you? 1057 01:16:44,637 --> 01:16:46,405 No, that one escapes me. 1058 01:16:46,639 --> 01:16:48,374 Broken bottle sliding into home. 1059 01:16:50,910 --> 01:16:52,244 This one? 1060 01:16:53,713 --> 01:16:55,948 Rusty nail right through my shoe. 1061 01:16:56,182 --> 01:16:57,649 Bled for six blocks. 1062 01:16:58,785 --> 01:16:59,685 How about here? 1063 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,154 Ever seen this? 1064 01:17:02,389 --> 01:17:03,355 When was that? 1065 01:17:03,590 --> 01:17:07,059 Roman candle last Fourth of July. Right in the head. 1066 01:17:07,594 --> 01:17:09,361 My God! 1067 01:17:09,596 --> 01:17:11,163 You're not Alyssa! 1068 01:17:11,598 --> 01:17:13,065 Nope. Name's Amanda. 1069 01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:14,166 Put her there. 1070 01:17:14,501 --> 01:17:17,169 Identical strangers? 1071 01:17:17,404 --> 01:17:19,605 Holy mackerel, it's amazing! 1072 01:17:19,839 --> 01:17:21,707 Yeah. And it's weird too. 1073 01:17:22,042 --> 01:17:25,511 But if you’re here with us, then Alyssa is.... 1074 01:17:25,745 --> 01:17:27,012 In a lot of trouble. 1075 01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:29,682 -I got to tell Mr. Callaway. -Oh, no. 1076 01:17:29,916 --> 01:17:31,617 Wait! You can't tell him yet. 1077 01:17:32,152 --> 01:17:35,087 We got to get him to see Diane before the wedding. 1078 01:17:35,321 --> 01:17:38,724 They’ll fall in love, and Clarice will be history. 1079 01:17:39,926 --> 01:17:43,028 Where the hell is everybody? 1080 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,734 I sure hope you got a plan. 1081 01:18:21,334 --> 01:18:22,735 What are you doing here? 1082 01:18:23,036 --> 01:18:25,804 I came for Mr. Callaway’s daughter, Alyssa. 1083 01:18:27,173 --> 01:18:28,340 You got her. 1084 01:18:28,575 --> 01:18:30,009 I want her back. 1085 01:18:30,744 --> 01:18:32,144 What are you talking about? 1086 01:18:32,379 --> 01:18:35,214 I don't have her. I don't even know her. 1087 01:18:35,849 --> 01:18:37,316 Yes, you do. 1088 01:18:38,585 --> 01:18:41,020 This is Alyssa Callaway. 1089 01:18:41,254 --> 01:18:44,456 No, you’d better get your eyes checked because... 1090 01:18:44,691 --> 01:18:46,959 ...this is a little girl named Amanda. 1091 01:18:47,994 --> 01:18:50,462 This is уour Amanda. 1092 01:18:59,205 --> 01:19:01,073 Oh, my God! 1093 01:19:02,008 --> 01:19:04,076 Look, they’re identical. 1094 01:19:06,346 --> 01:19:07,813 This is amazing. 1095 01:19:08,048 --> 01:19:09,882 Yeah. And it's weird too. 1096 01:19:11,217 --> 01:19:12,084 I understand... 1097 01:19:12,318 --> 01:19:15,487 ...that through some simple mix-up... 1098 01:19:15,722 --> 01:19:19,191 ...that Alyssa is in the care of Child Services. 1099 01:19:19,726 --> 01:19:21,627 I've been authorized to tell you... 1100 01:19:22,028 --> 01:19:25,731 ...that if I get her back, there'll be no legal entanglements. 1101 01:19:30,136 --> 01:19:33,105 She's not exactly with me here. 1102 01:19:34,641 --> 01:19:36,308 She's been.... 1103 01:19:37,444 --> 01:19:38,844 Well, she was adopted. 1104 01:19:39,179 --> 01:19:41,547 Then you better un-adopt her quick. 1105 01:19:41,881 --> 01:19:44,917 Mr. Callaway’s getting married in 90 minutes. 1106 01:19:45,185 --> 01:19:47,219 He's expecting his real daughter there. 1107 01:19:47,554 --> 01:19:49,321 Ninety minutes? 1108 01:19:49,956 --> 01:19:52,458 I can't get to Staten Island and back in 90 minutes. 1109 01:19:52,692 --> 01:19:56,628 Well, could I suggest that you go really, really fast? 1110 01:19:58,665 --> 01:19:59,431 Here 1111 01:19:59,766 --> 01:20:01,834 lf you get into any trouble... 1112 01:20:02,068 --> 01:20:03,469 ...call this number. 1113 01:20:04,504 --> 01:20:06,338 Ask for Lou. 1114 01:20:10,176 --> 01:20:11,677 Lou who? 1115 01:20:23,990 --> 01:20:26,458 Well, hey. Look at this mess. 1116 01:20:26,893 --> 01:20:27,960 Clean it up. 1117 01:20:28,194 --> 01:20:30,062 You clean it. 1118 01:20:30,897 --> 01:20:33,565 Put a cork in it, okay? He's management. 1119 01:20:36,469 --> 01:20:39,104 My father's Roger Callaway... 1120 01:20:39,973 --> 01:20:43,075 ...and when he finds out what you’re doing here... 1121 01:20:43,343 --> 01:20:47,079 ...he's going to buy this whole town and kick you out of it. 1122 01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:51,383 Roger Callaway? Then how come you ain't at his wedding? 1123 01:20:58,892 --> 01:21:01,026 Come on, Diane. You can do it. 1124 01:21:01,828 --> 01:21:03,662 We might have to stall a bit. 1125 01:21:04,798 --> 01:21:05,931 How? 1126 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:08,000 How should I know? 1127 01:21:08,301 --> 01:21:10,202 You're the brains of this operation. 1128 01:21:11,037 --> 01:21:14,206 I must be crazy. But I am not going in that church. 1129 01:21:14,441 --> 01:21:18,677 No matter what happens, I am not going in that church. 1130 01:21:28,455 --> 01:21:30,489 It's only natural to be nervous. 1131 01:21:32,158 --> 01:21:35,527 -I was thinking about the World Series. -Baseball? 1132 01:21:37,731 --> 01:21:39,798 Did you ever hit a home run? 1133 01:21:40,033 --> 01:21:41,300 Not recently. 1134 01:21:42,035 --> 01:21:44,503 You know when it's bottom of the ninth... 1135 01:21:44,771 --> 01:21:46,705 ...the bases are loaded... 1136 01:21:46,940 --> 01:21:50,142 ...and you know the next one's coming right down the middle? 1137 01:21:51,411 --> 01:21:52,678 And then... 1138 01:21:54,180 --> 01:21:56,181 ...you just connect. 1139 01:21:57,417 --> 01:21:59,151 And for an instant... 1140 01:21:59,719 --> 01:22:04,189 ...you know that it's going over the fence and out of the park... 1141 01:22:05,291 --> 01:22:07,459 ...further than you could ever imagine. 1142 01:22:07,694 --> 01:22:09,495 Yeah, that's a great feeling. 1143 01:22:22,008 --> 01:22:23,876 Clarice hates baseball. 1144 01:22:30,016 --> 01:22:32,985 Come on, Sea Biscuit. Don't fail me now. 1145 01:22:47,567 --> 01:22:49,935 Hello! Hello! 1146 01:22:50,170 --> 01:22:51,937 You looking for a Butkis? 1147 01:22:52,872 --> 01:22:54,573 You looking for a Butkis? 1148 01:22:55,175 --> 01:22:57,943 Yes, I am. Do you know where he is? 1149 01:22:58,411 --> 01:23:00,479 At the salvage yard, where else? 1150 01:23:00,980 --> 01:23:03,148 Harry works those kids to the bone. 1151 01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:04,283 What? 1152 01:23:04,884 --> 01:23:06,652 Why do you think he's got so many? 1153 01:23:16,262 --> 01:23:17,696 Can I use your phone? 1154 01:23:18,164 --> 01:23:19,865 Yeah, sure. No charge. 1155 01:23:33,747 --> 01:23:35,714 We've been looking for you... 1156 01:23:35,982 --> 01:23:37,583 ...Your Highness. 1157 01:23:38,351 --> 01:23:40,085 Leave me alone! 1158 01:23:40,453 --> 01:23:41,920 But Your Majesty... 1159 01:23:42,155 --> 01:23:43,789 ...we brought you something. 1160 01:23:44,057 --> 01:23:46,091 Yeah, something to make you feel... 1161 01:23:46,359 --> 01:23:47,793 ...more at home. 1162 01:23:49,896 --> 01:23:53,265 I knew somebody in this church would have a Prozac. 1163 01:23:53,633 --> 01:23:55,801 What is taking so long? 1164 01:23:56,102 --> 01:23:57,970 Relax. Enjoy the moment. 1165 01:23:58,204 --> 01:24:00,973 This is the happiest day of your life. 1166 01:24:01,841 --> 01:24:03,008 I'm happy. 1167 01:24:03,243 --> 01:24:04,977 Don't I look happy? 1168 01:24:05,311 --> 01:24:09,181 This is me happy! See? 1169 01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:12,184 Happy, happy, happy! 1170 01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:14,687 Let's get the show on the road! 1171 01:24:15,321 --> 01:24:17,389 Here's your royal throne... 1172 01:24:17,624 --> 01:24:19,792 ...Alyssa Callaway. 1173 01:24:20,026 --> 01:24:23,295 Hail, Betty. Queen of the scrap heap. 1174 01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:25,431 Hail, Betty! 1175 01:24:25,665 --> 01:24:28,200 My name's Alyssa Callaway! 1176 01:24:28,468 --> 01:24:31,103 Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Di. 1177 01:24:36,476 --> 01:24:39,311 Attention, Harry Butkis. 1178 01:24:39,546 --> 01:24:41,747 We're here to pick up Alyssa Callaway. 1179 01:24:41,981 --> 01:24:44,917 All you kids in the yard, stand clear. 1180 01:24:45,151 --> 01:24:47,019 We're coming in. 1181 01:25:12,712 --> 01:25:13,512 Told you! 1182 01:25:21,721 --> 01:25:22,988 Alyssa Callaway? 1183 01:25:23,223 --> 01:25:25,424 I've got to get you to that church. 1184 01:25:26,426 --> 01:25:27,626 That is my kid! 1185 01:25:27,861 --> 01:25:29,495 Out of my way, piece of junk! 1186 01:25:29,729 --> 01:25:31,897 I would love to kill you... 1187 01:25:32,132 --> 01:25:35,501 ...before I turn you over to Social Services. 1188 01:26:00,193 --> 01:26:02,494 Alyssa, go ahead. Hurry! 1189 01:26:04,831 --> 01:26:06,598 Oh, God! 1190 01:26:07,067 --> 01:26:08,567 Hi. How you doing? 1191 01:26:08,935 --> 01:26:09,935 Good to see you. 1192 01:26:12,238 --> 01:26:15,674 Hi, Granny. Nice hat. Thanks for coming. 1193 01:26:15,975 --> 01:26:17,776 Get moving! 1194 01:26:36,262 --> 01:26:39,031 Any slower and she'd be walking backwards. 1195 01:26:41,001 --> 01:26:43,135 She's just not herself today. 1196 01:26:45,872 --> 01:26:48,941 We'll never make it. We only have 1 0 minutes. 1197 01:26:49,209 --> 01:26:52,644 So Lou, how close can you land this thing to the church? 1198 01:26:52,912 --> 01:26:54,580 Central Park close enough? 1199 01:26:54,814 --> 01:26:57,383 Central Park? The Central Park? 1200 01:26:57,751 --> 01:26:59,084 That'll do. 1201 01:27:39,192 --> 01:27:43,095 Who would've thought my first girl would be the last to get married? 1202 01:27:44,464 --> 01:27:45,898 Shut up! 1203 01:27:47,067 --> 01:27:48,534 Enough of this. 1204 01:28:07,721 --> 01:28:09,455 I'm here. Let's do it. 1205 01:28:10,924 --> 01:28:13,325 We are gathered here in the sight of God... 1206 01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:15,427 ...to join in holy matrimony... 1207 01:28:15,829 --> 01:28:17,863 ...Clarice and Roger. 1208 01:28:21,067 --> 01:28:24,470 I'm not going in the church. I'm not going in the church. 1209 01:28:30,243 --> 01:28:31,377 Oh, no. 1210 01:28:31,845 --> 01:28:33,779 Not another horse. 1211 01:28:34,748 --> 01:28:35,714 Come on! 1212 01:28:36,883 --> 01:28:37,916 Fine! 1213 01:28:38,752 --> 01:28:40,285 Where is the driver? 1214 01:28:42,989 --> 01:28:44,123 Hey, buddy! 1215 01:28:44,657 --> 01:28:47,326 Take us to St. Bart's. It's an emergency. 1216 01:28:47,827 --> 01:28:50,796 Yeah? So’s this. I'm on my break! 1217 01:28:56,636 --> 01:28:58,570 Thank you for all your help, bud. 1218 01:29:04,878 --> 01:29:06,812 That's my horse! 1219 01:29:10,850 --> 01:29:12,484 Faster, horsey, faster! 1220 01:29:14,054 --> 01:29:16,588 To have and to hold, for richer or poorer... 1221 01:29:16,890 --> 01:29:19,324 ...in sickness and health, as long as you live? 1222 01:29:19,559 --> 01:29:21,660 I do. I really do. Now him. 1223 01:29:25,598 --> 01:29:28,300 Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 1224 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:38,010 -Hang on! -I'm hanging on! 1225 01:29:39,079 --> 01:29:40,512 What street's it on again? 1226 01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:43,048 54th and Park. 1227 01:29:43,316 --> 01:29:44,249 Are we there yet? 1228 01:29:44,517 --> 01:29:45,317 Almost! 1229 01:29:45,585 --> 01:29:46,618 Signal! 1230 01:29:49,089 --> 01:29:50,923 And do you, Roger... 1231 01:29:51,191 --> 01:29:53,125 ...take this woman, Clarice... 1232 01:29:53,393 --> 01:29:55,527 ...to be your lawful wedded wife? 1233 01:29:55,895 --> 01:29:57,229 To have and to hold... 1234 01:29:57,497 --> 01:29:58,764 ...for richer, for poorer... 1235 01:29:59,599 --> 01:30:02,468 ...and in sickness and in health... 1236 01:30:02,736 --> 01:30:05,270 ...as long as you both shall live? 1237 01:30:25,558 --> 01:30:27,659 Oh, God! We made it. 1238 01:30:32,132 --> 01:30:33,399 Aren't you coming? 1239 01:30:34,901 --> 01:30:37,770 No, I think I'll just wait for Amanda out here. 1240 01:30:38,805 --> 01:30:40,005 Diane Barrows! 1241 01:30:40,273 --> 01:30:42,675 Get your butt up here... 1242 01:30:43,309 --> 01:30:44,877 ...this instant! 1243 01:30:47,480 --> 01:30:48,814 I'll stand in the back... 1244 01:30:49,082 --> 01:30:51,016 ...and take a little look-see. 1245 01:30:51,885 --> 01:30:52,918 l.... 1246 01:31:44,537 --> 01:31:45,404 I can't. 1247 01:31:52,212 --> 01:31:54,646 Excuse me? What did you say? 1248 01:31:55,081 --> 01:31:56,615 I'm so sorry. I can't. 1249 01:32:02,022 --> 01:32:04,056 I should've said something earlier. 1250 01:32:12,799 --> 01:32:14,266 I'm in love with someone else. 1251 01:32:26,913 --> 01:32:28,480 I guess I deserve that. 1252 01:32:31,418 --> 01:32:34,586 This is all your fault! 1253 01:32:37,857 --> 01:32:38,924 Lady... 1254 01:32:39,159 --> 01:32:40,693 ...if you touch that child... 1255 01:32:40,927 --> 01:32:44,530 ...I'll pop you one, so help me God. 1256 01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:02,247 Oh, my God! 1257 01:33:02,482 --> 01:33:03,849 There's two of them! 1258 01:33:04,184 --> 01:33:06,051 It's a conspiracy! 1259 01:33:06,586 --> 01:33:09,154 Well, at least I'll get to hit one of you. 1260 01:33:11,791 --> 01:33:13,192 Back off, Barbie! 1261 01:33:15,295 --> 01:33:16,462 And by the way... 1262 01:33:16,796 --> 01:33:19,698 ...you have a little bit of something on your teeth. 1263 01:33:22,302 --> 01:33:26,605 I have never been more humiliated in my life! 1264 01:33:32,145 --> 01:33:32,978 Want to bet? 1265 01:33:42,122 --> 01:33:43,389 Daddy! 1266 01:33:46,926 --> 01:33:48,160 Oh my God! 1267 01:33:54,367 --> 01:33:56,468 About time you showed up. 1268 01:33:56,770 --> 01:33:58,737 We got here soon as we could. 1269 01:33:59,272 --> 01:34:00,539 Hi, Daddy. 1270 01:34:09,416 --> 01:34:10,249 Impossible. 1271 01:34:10,984 --> 01:34:13,452 Nothing's impossible. Right, Alyssa? 1272 01:34:13,987 --> 01:34:15,554 You got that right. 1273 01:34:18,324 --> 01:34:19,558 Wait, if you’re... 1274 01:34:20,026 --> 01:34:21,293 ...my.... 1275 01:34:25,765 --> 01:34:26,565 Who are you? 1276 01:34:27,067 --> 01:34:30,069 Name's Amanda. Put her there. I'm with her. 1277 01:35:00,500 --> 01:35:02,034 Well, I guess we're even. 1278 01:35:03,003 --> 01:35:04,036 What do you mean? 1279 01:35:05,605 --> 01:35:07,139 You saved my life. 1280 01:35:07,440 --> 01:35:10,809 Sorry. I didn't want the wrong girl to go down the aisle. 1281 01:35:11,044 --> 01:35:13,479 I mean, the wrong flower girl. 1282 01:35:13,747 --> 01:35:15,314 You had it right the first time. 1283 01:35:16,216 --> 01:35:19,485 Told you. Third time's a charm. 1284 01:35:20,453 --> 01:35:21,687 Wait a minute. 1285 01:35:21,921 --> 01:35:23,689 All of this was your doing? 1286 01:35:26,526 --> 01:35:27,493 It was, was it? 1287 01:35:28,561 --> 01:35:31,897 Well, ladies, what do you have to say for yourselves? 1288 01:35:33,833 --> 01:35:36,402 So kiss already! 1289 01:35:53,820 --> 01:35:55,454 -Put her there. -Sister. 1290 01:36:01,394 --> 01:36:04,763 And it's a high flуball... 1291 01:36:04,998 --> 01:36:07,900 ...over the left field wall. 1292 01:36:11,004 --> 01:36:11,970 Excuse me. 1293 01:36:12,505 --> 01:36:14,673 This gentleman claims... 1294 01:36:14,908 --> 01:36:17,576 ...that the ladies stole his buggy. 1295 01:36:18,712 --> 01:36:20,112 He's right. We did! 1296 01:36:20,347 --> 01:36:22,181 You did go out of your way. 1297 01:36:22,415 --> 01:36:23,882 It was her idea. 1298 01:36:28,822 --> 01:36:32,224 I’d like you to ask that nice gentleman if he'd sell. 1299 01:36:32,525 --> 01:36:35,994 I don't care how much. That horse deserves a house in the country. 1300 01:36:38,031 --> 01:36:42,001 I trust we can make some kind of arrangement. 1301 01:36:44,237 --> 01:36:47,873 Girls, what do you say we do a little sightseeing? 1302 01:36:48,108 --> 01:36:51,276 And then you girls can tell us the whole story. 1303 01:36:51,511 --> 01:36:54,146 Driver, once around the park, if you please. 1304 01:36:54,381 --> 01:36:56,782 It’ll be my pleasure, boss. 1305 01:36:57,984 --> 01:36:59,284 Walk on, Duke! 91546