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Hey.
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Six dollars, please.
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Six? I just had it for one night. It's 3.
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Eight o'clock is the cutoff.
And, oh, it's 8:02.
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You know, in a weird way,
you have too much power.
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Look, you're gonna have to help me
out here because I only have 3.
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I can help with that.
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Oh, my God. Richard?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Wow. Your lip went bald.
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Thanks.
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So you look great.
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Yeah, right. Ha, ha.
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No, you do. You...
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- You just... You...
- What?
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You got panties stuck to your leg.
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Ahem, that's because I was just grabbing
some things out of the dryer...
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...and static cling. Ha, ha.
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Or maybe it's just because God knew
I'd be running into you...
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...and saw an opportunity.
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It's good to see you.
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It's good to see you too.
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- See that guy? He's in "Classics" now...
- Who?
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...but you know as soon as we leave,
he's going straight to the porn.
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He's gonna go up to the counter
with Citizen Kane...
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...Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy.
- Ha, ha.
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This is nice.
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- Ha, ha. Yeah.
- I miss this.
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Me too.
30
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So you wanna get a hamburger
or something?
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Aw, um, I don't know if that's a good idea.
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No. Just friends. I won't grope you.
I promise.
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Yeah, I think it's too soon.
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No, it's not too soon. I had lunch at 11.
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Yeah, baby.
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- What are you doing?
- Making chocolate milk. You want some?
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No, thanks. I'm 29.
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Oh, my God. I gotta go to work.
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What time do you think
you're gonna get off tonight?
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I don't know, honey.
It could be really late.
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Oh, come on. Not again.
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Oh, I know. I'm sorry.
Listen, I'll make a deal with you, okay?
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- Mm.
- Every night that you're asleep...
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...before I get home from work...
- Yeah.
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...I will wake you up in a way
that has proved very popular in the past.
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Well, now, if you need to stay late,
I want to be supportive of that.
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Thank you.
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- Hi.
Hey, Pheebs.
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- Hi.
Hey.
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Look at you.
Since when do you Rollerblade?
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Oh. Since tomorrow.
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I met this really cute guy in the park.
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And he, like, you know, jogs and blades
and swims, and so we made a deal.
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He's gonna teach me how
to do all sorts ofjock stuff.
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- And what are you gonna do for him?
- I'm gonna let him.
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- Okay.
- Cool.
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- Morning.
Hey.
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- Somebody got in late last night.
Ahem.
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Yeah, well, I ran into Richard.
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- When did this happen?
- Oh, um, around 8:02.
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And we, uh, talked for a little while...
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...and then, um, we went out
for an innocent burger.
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Oh, there's no such thing
as an innocent burger.
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Are you gonna see him again?
- Tomorrow night.
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Monica, what are you doing?
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Well, she spent the last six months
getting over him...
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...and now she's celebrating that
by going on a date with him.
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It's not a date, okay?
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I'm just gonna teach him how to make
a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.
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Well, you might want to make a little extra
because, you know...
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...you'll probably be hungry after the sex.
Mm.
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We're not gonna have sex.
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Okay? Nothing's changed here.
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He still doesn't want children,
and I still do.
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So that's why we're gonna
just be friends.
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Naked friends.
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- Hey. Do you have any ice?
- Hey.
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Check the freezer.
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If there's none in there,
we're probably out.
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Are you just getting home from work?
It's late.
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Yeah, I know.
I had the greatest day, though.
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I got to sit in on a meeting
with the reps from Calvin Klein.
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I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie,
she ordered a ton of it.
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How was your day?
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I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth
using just my tongue.
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Hmm.
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Um...
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Why do you have a copy of The Shining
in your freezer?
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Oh. I was reading it last night
and I got scared, so...
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But, uh, you're safe from it
if it's in the freezer?
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Well, safer.
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I never start reading The Shining...
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...without making sure
we got plenty of room in the freezer.
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- You know?
- Ha, ha.
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How often do you read it?
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Haven't you ever read the same book
over and over again?
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Well, um, I guess I read Little Women
more than once.
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But that's a classic.
What's so great about The Shining?
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The question should be, Rach,
"What is not so great about The Shining?"
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Okay? And the answer would be, "Nothing. "
All right?
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This is, like, the scariest book ever.
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I bet it's way better
than that classic of yours.
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- Ha, ha.
- Okay.
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Uh, well, we'll just see about that, okay?
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I will read The Shining,
and you will read Little Women.
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- All right, you got it.
- All right?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Uh, now, Rach, these little women...
- Yeah.
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How little are they?
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I mean, are they, like, scary little?
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- Um, Chandler, Ross? This is Robert.
Oh, hey.
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- Hi.
- You have lipstick right here.
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- Oh.
- Huh. That's okay, it's mine.
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We just kissed.
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So isn't it a bit cold out for shorts?
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Well, I'm from California.
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Right, right. Sometimes you guys
just burst into flame.
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I'm up. Ahem. I'm up. I've gotten up now.
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Anybody, uh, want anything?
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- I'll have coffee.
- Yeah, me too.
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Yeah, make that three.
- Okay. Ross, why don't you come with me?
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Okay. Ha, ha.
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What is the matter with you?
What's going on?
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Robert's coming out.
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What do you mean? What, is he gay?
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No, he...
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He's coming out of his shorts.
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What?
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The man is showing brain.
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Are you sure? Hold on.
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Ahem. I'm sorry, you guys.
That was a coffee and a...
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Coffee. We could write it down.
- Okay.
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No, no. That won't be, uh...
Won't be necessary.
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- Well?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What do we do? What do we do?
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Well, I suppose we just
try to not look directly at it.
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Like an eclipse.
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When people compliment me
on my cooking tonight, what do I say?
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Well, you say, "Thank you very much. "
And then you buy me something pretty.
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Come on, we're gonna
put our hands in this bowl...
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...and we're gonna start
squishing the tomatoes.
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Ooh, this feels very weird.
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Heh. You touch people's eyeballs every day
and this feels weird?
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Yeah, well, sure, I touch them.
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But I spent years
learning not to squish them.
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That's my hand.
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Oh.
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- Okay.
- Gotta keep squishing.
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The tomatoes are squishing.
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- Oh, yeah. Oh.
- Oh.
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Oh, gosh. You got some on your shirt.
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- Yeah.
- Hold on a second.
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Okay, just put a little club soda on it.
Get to it right away.
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It should, um, do...
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...the trick.
156
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What?
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Um, you've got some on your pants.
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I'll just throw them out.
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These little women.
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Wow.
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You're liking it, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
Amy just burned Jo's manuscript.
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I don't see how
he could ever forgive her.
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Um, Jo's a girl.
It's short for Josephine.
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But Jo's got a crush on Laurie.
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Oh.
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You mean it's like a girl-girl thing?
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Because that is the one thing missing
from The Shining.
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No, actually, Laurie's a boy.
170
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No wonder Rachel had to read this
so many times.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, how'd the, uh, basketball go?
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Oh, okay. I learned how to shoot a lay-up,
a foul shot, and a 23-pointer.
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You mean a 3-pointer?
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Oh, I get more because I'm dainty.
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So, um, is there a phone here
I can check my messages?
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- Yeah, in the back. Do you want a quarter?
- Oh, no. I always carry one in my sock.
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What are you doing?
Get back over on your side of the...
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Hello.
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- Hi. I'm Joey. We haven't met.
Hi.
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- Uh, good to meet you. Robert.
- Okay.
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What?
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What? You guys, what is going on?
184
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Do you not like Robert?
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Why are you laughing?
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Calm down. No reason to get testy.
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- You guys. Come on.
- We're sorry.
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It just seems that Robert isn't
as concealed in the shorts area...
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...as, uh, one may have hoped.
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How do you mean?
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Hey.
- Hey.
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Uh, Robert? Could you, uh,
pass me those cookies?
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Sure.
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So how'd the lasagna go over?
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Really? Good.
So you owe me three pretty things.
196
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Yeah. I've been thinking about you too.
197
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Well, no. It's hard, this platonomy thing.
198
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What...? It's a word.
199
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Yeah. I do think it's better this way.
Yeah, we're being smart.
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Yes, I'm sure.
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You really sure?
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I'll call you back.
203
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So we can be friends
who sleep together.
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Absolutely.
This'll just be something we do.
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Like racquetball.
206
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Yeah. Sounds smart and healthy to me.
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So, um, just out of, uh, curiosity...
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...um, do you currently have
any other racquetball buddies?
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Just your dad.
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Although that's actually racquetball.
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You know, I do have a blind date...
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...with my sister's neighbor
next Tuesday.
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Do you want me to cancel it?
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No.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Because if you did,
that means you'd be canceling for me.
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- And we're just friends.
- Exactly.
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Hey.
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Hey. Oh, don't sit down.
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- Ready to go to the batting cage?
- You bet.
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And first, here's a gift. Ha, ha.
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Oh, wow.
223
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- Hey.
- Stretchy pants?
224
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Well, those are the greatest things
in the world.
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If I were you, I'd wear them every day,
every day.
226
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Jeez, thank you. Really, that's so nice.
227
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But, um, to be honest,
I don't think I can wear these.
228
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They're so tight.
I'd feel like I'm on display.
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I'm sorry.
230
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That's all right. I'll figure...
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Hey.
- How you doing?
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- How's it going?
- Good.
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- Good.
Hey, Rach?
234
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- How you doing with The Shining?
- Uh, Danny just went into Room 217.
235
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Ooh. The next part's the best.
When that dead lady in the bathtub...
236
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No, no, no. Come on.
You're gonna ruin it.
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All right, I'll talk in code.
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Remember when the kid sees
those two blanks in the hallway?
239
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- Yeah, that's very cool.
Yeah.
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Ooh. All blank and no blank
makes blank a blank-blank, right?
241
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Oh, no, no. No, the end.
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00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,587
When Jack almost kills them all
with that blank...
243
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:43,423
...but then in the last second
they get away. Aw.
244
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,676
Joey, I can't believe you just did that.
245
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,512
I can't believe she cracked your code.
246
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:58,187
All right, okay. Laurie proposes to Jo
and she says no...
247
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...even though she's still in love with him.
And then he ends up marrying Amy.
248
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Hey.
249
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,156
Mine was by accident.
250
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,532
All right.
251
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,202
The boiler explodes and destroys
the hotel and kills the dad.
252
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,372
Beth dies.
253
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,884
Beth...? Beth dies?
254
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,093
Mm-hm.
255
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:33,097
Is that true?
If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die?
256
00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,768
No, Beth doesn't die.
She doesn't die. Does she, Rachel?
257
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,228
- What?
- Joey's asking if you've just ruined...
258
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,774
...the first book he's ever loved
that didn't star Jack Nicholson.
259
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,572
No. She doesn't die.
260
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,616
Then why would you say that?
261
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:59,540
Because I wanted to hurt you.
262
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,962
Oh, there they are. I dropped my keys.
263
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,341
Got them.
264
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,389
Hi.
265
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,433
Sorry. I'm sorry.
266
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,727
You would not believe my day.
267
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,815
I had to work two shifts.
And then to top it off...
268
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,111
...I lost one of my fake boobs
in a grill fire.
269
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,991
What are you smiling at?
270
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,451
Sorry, I was just thinking your day
could still pick up.
271
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,084
Hello.
272
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,795
I love this friend thing.
273
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,804
Listen, Robert's gonna be here
any second...
274
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,015
...so could one of you just tell him?
275
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,683
- Oh.
Please, right now.
276
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:02,854
No, every time I see him, it's like,
"Is it on the loose? Is it watching me?"
277
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,690
We can't tell him.
278
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,901
You can't go up to a guy you barely know
and talk about his...
279
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,320
...stuff.
280
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:15,324
He's right. Even if it's
to say something complimentary.
281
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,663
- Hey.
Hey.
282
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:21,873
So you ready for the gym?
283
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,084
They've got this new rock-climbing wall.
We can spot each other.
284
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,505
Yeah, I can spot you from here.
285
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:34,135
What?
286
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,555
Okay. Listen, ahem, Robert...
287
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,684
- Hey, don't we have to?
- Yeah, we got... Yeah. Mm-hm.
288
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,314
Um...
289
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,984
I think you're really, really great.
290
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,488
Oh, God. Here we go again.
291
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:58,201
Why does this keep happening to me?
Is it something I'm putting out there?
292
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:04,082
Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?
293
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,880
I don't know what to say.
294
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:15,802
Hey, buddy? This is a family place.
Put the mouse back in the house.
295
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,199
Ow.
296
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:43,538
Really? Well, it's just like
everyone else's apartment.
297
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,540
It's got, uh, rooms and walls and ceilings.
298
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,251
I just wanted to see
where you live. Now give me the tour.
299
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:50,503
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
300
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,880
Uh, this is the living room.
That's nice.
301
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,298
All right.
302
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,135
- And this is the kitchen.
That's real pretty.
303
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,178
Wait a minute.
Don't I get to see the bedroom?
304
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:03,391
The bedroom.
Well, it's pretty much your typical...
305
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,061
...bedroom.
- Oh, ha, ha.
306
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,480
- We're still on this side of the door. Ha, ha.
- Mm-hm.
307
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,065
Yeah, but I didn't get to see it.
308
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:15,778
Oh, shoot. Maybe next time.
Thanks for a lovely evening.
309
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,506
So, um, who is she?
310
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,427
Oh, ha, ha. That was the blind date
I told you about.
311
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,680
- She called and switched it from Tuesday.
- Aw.
312
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,641
Did you like her?
313
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:50,771
And I'm just asking as a friend
because I am totally fine with this.
314
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,109
Well, you seem fine.
315
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,071
Okay, you know what?
I'm not fine. I'm not.
316
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,992
I mean, how could I be fine?
Hearing you come in with her.
317
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,578
She wants to see your bedroom.
318
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,587
You know what?
319
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,133
What if we're friends...
320
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,719
...who don't see other people?
321
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,640
You mean like exclusive friends?
322
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,059
Why not?
323
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,146
I mean, this has been
the most amazing week.
324
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,566
Would it be so terrible?
325
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:40,488
Even if we were friends
who lived together?
326
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:47,161
Or maybe someday, friends who stood
up in front of their other friends...
327
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,748
...and vowed to be friends forever.
328
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,378
Wow.
329
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,507
You know, we're back where we were.
330
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:06,305
Honey, I would love to do all that,
but nothing's changed.
331
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:10,226
That's not true.
You don't have a mustache.
332
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,730
Okay. Okay, one thing's changed.
333
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,859
But we still want different things,
and we know how this is gonna end.
334
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,612
You know what?
335
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,865
I gotta walk out of here right now.
336
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:30,204
Because getting over you is
the hardest thing that I have ever had to do.
337
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:34,041
Um, I don't think I could do it again.
338
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,003
I know I couldn't.
339
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,047
Yeah.
340
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,051
So...
341
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,354
How about one last game of racquetball?
Hmm?
342
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,404
- Watch the thorns.
- Ow.
343
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,871
What?
344
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,249
Beth is really, really sick.
345
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,751
Oh.
346
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:24,800
Jo's there, but I don't think
there's anything she can do.
347
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,680
- Joey?
- Yeah?
348
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,350
You wanna put the book in the freezer?
349
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,353
Okay.
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