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-All right, now, get in the car.
-Can we check your oil?
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I get pulled into
the principal's office,
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and now
you want a reward?
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The car will be
going to the dealer
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to get the oil changed.
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But that's
how they get you!
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And their coffee
stinks.
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Oh, ho, Douglas.
Looking sharp.
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What are you doing here
so early?
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Apparently
the girls were doing
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some unsanctioned renovation
on the gym.
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Again.
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So I got pulled
out of a work function.
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I understand.
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Well, if they supplied
their own lumber,
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you should probably
be thanking me.
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[ Laughs ]
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Right now?
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Fine.
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[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Did I miss the shrimp guy?
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I don't care
who I'm talking to.
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The shrimp guy comes around,
you tell me.
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A shrimp guy?
Yep.
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What kind of party
was this?
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The National Dermatology
Awards.
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Tomorrow night,
I'm getting a Dermy.
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Wow!
Congratulations!
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You know what? I'm more excited
about the speech.
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But I can't even
work on it
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because I'm dealing
with this kid nonsense.
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And now the principal
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wants me to sit down
with the school psychologist.
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Dr. Rhonda.
Oh, I love her.
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Best kitten posters
in the biz.
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Yeah, I'm not doing it. It goes
against everything I believe in.
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My parenting philosophy
is simple.
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If the car is running,
never pop the hood.
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Uh, you got to pop the hood
once in a while.
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[ Hood pops, metal clanking ]And nobody does it better
than Dr. Rhonda.
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I value our weekly
one-on-one sessions more than anything.
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You see her every week?Oh, sure.
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Afraid that's the limit.
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Look, I know you're skeptical,
but if you see Dr. Rhonda,
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[ Clanking continues ]I promise she will
make your life easier.
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Douglas, are your girls
working on my car?
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No!
I said no oil change!
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You just said yourcar.
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Next time,
be more specific.
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I'm mad at them,
but I'm very excited for you.
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You're gonna be very happy
with their work.
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Hm.
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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So I said, "You're gonna
have to give me a reason
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to order
more of this Riesling."
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-Oh!
-Oh! I get it.
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And then I woke up,
so...
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Girl, you got to say up front
if the story is a dream.
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Seriously.
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I would walk away right now
if I weren't stuck
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waiting for Graham
and his new friend, Alex.
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He's been talking about him
non-stop.
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Sounds like this Alex is
a pretty big "get" for Graham.
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Alex? [ Laughs ]
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Eye roll.
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Damn, dude.
You sound jealous.
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I'm not. Trust me.
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Graham will be done
with Alex
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just in time for
my spring sweater unveiling.
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Oh, well,
I really hope so,
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because Alex's mom, Nora,
doesn't do drop-off playdates,
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so that means
I'm forced to hang out
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with a total stranger
for hours.
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"Mom Playdates"
are torture. Ugh.
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Hearing their
parenting philosophies,
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you telling them
your life story,
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all the fake laughing.
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[ Laughing ]
"Okay. Okay."
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It's notokay.
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It is all of the worst parts
of a first date
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with none of the alcohol.Yes.
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God, I am so lucky
that I met you when I did.
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Cheerios, Angie.
Next time, Cheerios.
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Cheerios don't melt.
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[ Bag crumpling ]
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Crap.
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♪♪
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Got you covered.
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♪♪
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Keep it.
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The whole pack?
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Yeah.
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That's, like,
the nicest thing
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that anyone's
ever done for me.
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Well, you look like
you're having a day.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You want
to talk about it?
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This is Graham.
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This is Rory.
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Graham and I got
more than wipes that day.
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We got best friends.
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And a three-hour
therapy session
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on my romantic
blind spots.
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I remember that.Miggy: Man.
I never go to the park.
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Too much grass.
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Should I be getting out there
and finding Jack a best friend?
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No, no, no. Dad playdates
don't work like that.
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Men are not looking
for a connection.
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Two dads will just sit there
in silence,
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on their phones,
the entire time.
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Maybethey'll start things off
with some mild sports talk.
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Yeah, like, uh,
"Yo, you see that game? Crazy."
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"Crazy game."
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It wascrazy.
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Hey, Mom.
This is Alex and his mom.
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Hi.
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Nora.
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Looking forward
to the playdate later.
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That kid
is tiny as hell.
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How old is he?
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I'm this many.
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Whoa.
Yo, that's four fingers.
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Graham's friend is 4.
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Mm-hmm.
A real big get.
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♪♪
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Douglas: Dr. Rhonda.
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I was referred to you
by Will Cooper.
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Now, let's never
speak of him again.
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He's not here, is he?
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What?
He's very nice.
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It's just, as a parent,
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he can be...very present.
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You think?
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So, Dr. Fogerty,
before I share my findings,
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I'd like to hear from you
about your daughters.
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Okay, well,
they're, uh, short and blond.
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Uh, one of them has a thing
under her eye.
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Not what they look like.
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Tell me about them
as individuals.
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Hard to say, you know?
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They always
do everything together.
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They're, uh,
always on the same page.
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They never fight.
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Not to brag,
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but I've successfully
fused them into one child --
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a child who spends
all of her time
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in the shed out back.
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And...what goes on
in this shed?
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It --
It's their private space,
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and I've always made it a point
not to go back there.
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[ Suspenseful music plays ]
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[ Hammering, tools whirring ]
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It's none of my business.
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If I had to guess,
I would say, mm --
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I don't know --
auto-body projects, cabinetry,
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maybe a mechanical bull.
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Uh, peanut shells
all over the floor.
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You know?
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These are all just guesses
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that are based on
the, uh, sounds
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I -- I hear
coming from the shed.
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You know, kids, right?
[ Laughs ]
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While I'm tempted
to dig into that,
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uh, I do want
to share my findings.
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You see, Dr. Fogerty,
in my business,
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nothing is as exciting
as testing twins.
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Really?
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I'm not gonna lie,
I'm flying right now.
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Your girls, while identical,
are very different.
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I ran some tests,
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and while Amy is
right on grade level,
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Emma presents
as mathematically gifted.
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She's acting out
because she's bored.
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Okay. So my daughter's
a genius. Have we solved it?
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No. Being a parent
to a gifted child is a full-time job.
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Terrific.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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It's him.
I'm not here.
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I'm just gonna let it
go to voicemail.
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[ Ringing continues ]
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So, I guess I know now
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why you don't do
drop-off playdates.
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Yeah. He doesn't really go
to the bathroom by himself yet.
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Graham, I have to ask --
how did you two meet?
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Well,
it happened last week.
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You were late
picking me up again.
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We bonded immediately.
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We had plenty of time,
because, again,
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you were so late
picking me up.
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Okay, we got it.
Why don't you go play?
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So...
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...where are you from?
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I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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We don't need to be friends just
'cause our kids are friends.
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We don't?
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Absolutely not.
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I brought a ton of work,
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and I've got my own drinks,
my own snacks,
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everything ready to go,
so...
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In fact, if you need anything,
I'd prefer you just text me.
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So you're suggesting
that we do
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our own completely separate
thing in the same space,
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like one of those combo
Pizza Hut/Taco Bells?
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Wow.
I think I love you.
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Just...
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I will.
Yeah.
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[ Laughs ]
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Douglas, as the father
of a gifted child,
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please allow me
to welcome you to the club.
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I don't want to be
part of this club.
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Look, before you got involved,
I had onekid.
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And now, thanks to you,
I have two.
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Plus, Dr. Rhonda wants me
to drive to Sylmar next weekend
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for something called
Fraction Fest.
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Hey, Soph, get this --
turns out Emma's a math genius.
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They're going
to Frac Fest, too!
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Emma?
She dips her chips in milk.
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How did, uh, Amy take it?
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It's none of my business,
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but I would like to think
that they're handling it well.
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I guess you're not
an air hockey genius, either.
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What'd you just say
to me?
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Girls,
I'm on the phone.
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Emma said I'm dumb.
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You're not dumb,
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but God doesn't give
with both hands.
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Know what I mean?
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No.
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But I don't like it.
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You just worry
about being pretty,
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'kay, hot stuff?
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Uh, hey,
c-come on now.
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You're supposed to be
a team, remember?
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You got to figure this out
on your own.
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The old man's right.
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There's only one way
out of this.
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[ Both screaming ]
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Good. Now they're fighting.
They never fight.
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Tony, get in there.
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See, Will?
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This is what happens
when you pop the hood.
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Well, I'm sure you want
to roll up your sleeves
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and get your hands greasy,
so I'll leave you to it.
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Oh, no. Wrong.
You're part of this now.
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I have the Dermys tomorrow,
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so clear your schedule
and then --
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Oh. Oh, God.
I got to go.
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Y-Yeah.
Yeah, Tony's on the ground.
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They -- They got Tony.How you like that,
old man?!
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[ Cellphone beeps ]Cover your face, Tony!
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J-Just roll into a ball,
like an armadillo.
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Angie. Hey.
Hey.
255
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Don't run off without giving me
those playdate deets.
256
00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,785
So, how bad was it?
257
00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,570
Is your face sore
from all the fake smiling?
258
00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,876
Dude, it was actually
kind of great.
259
00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,791
It turns out
Nora's a dad-mom.
260
00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:08,879
We barely even talked.
261
00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,315
I got so much done.
262
00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:12,796
I made a dentist appointment,
I paid parking tickets,
263
00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,798
I finally got around to that
"what color is the dress" thing.
264
00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:15,669
We're hanging out again
today.
265
00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,540
Oh. Well, what about
our Wednesday hang?
266
00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,890
Oh, my God.
267
00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,805
[ Chuckles ] I knew
I was forgetting something.
268
00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:22,763
I'm so sorry.
Can we reschedule?
269
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,374
Reschedule
our standing Wednesday hang?
270
00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,681
I got offered tickets to
"The Bachelor: Women Tell All"
271
00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,422
but didn't go
because...it was a Wednesday.
272
00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,685
This Nora
must be something else.
273
00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:33,904
[ Scoffs ] Well,
don't be jealous of Nora.
274
00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:36,341
She's just a refreshing
change of pace.
275
00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:37,604
Refreshing?
276
00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,735
Well, yeah.
I mean, come on, Poppy.
277
00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:41,695
You know that hanging out
with you can be...a lot.
278
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,914
Oh. Okay, well,
I see how it is.
279
00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,133
Tell me
how you reallyfeel.
280
00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,439
Sometimes we go deep,
you know,
281
00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,571
and it can be exhausting
282
00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,008
talking about my fears
and desires and my childhood,
283
00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,706
and sometimes
I don't want to think about
284
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,185
if my parents
loved each other.
285
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,404
I just want to chill.
286
00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,448
Oh.
287
00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:57,580
Well, I hope you have fun
being chill
288
00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:58,973
and cleaning out
your inbox
289
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,149
with that toddler
and his rando mom.
290
00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,499
And the dress is blue.
291
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,631
[ Doorbell rings ]
292
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,067
♪♪
293
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,808
Good news.
294
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,724
The conflict resolution
you ordered has arrived.
295
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:11,942
I hope you're right,
296
00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,683
because Amy
has just put Emma
297
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,163
up for sale
on Craigslist.
298
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:18,601
Lucky for you, I attended
Dr. Rhonda's three-day seminar
299
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,211
on sibling rivalry,
300
00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,822
and you don't go
to a convention like that
301
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:22,953
and not take notes.
302
00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,172
Am I right?
303
00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:25,826
You went to
a sibling rivalry convention?
304
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:26,653
You only got one kid.
305
00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,611
Well, we're thinking about
getting a dog.
306
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,048
My dad's read, like,
every parenting book there is.
307
00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,180
Wrote a few, too.
308
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,529
Still unpublished.
309
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,965
We don't...need
to advertise that.
310
00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,097
[ Chuckles ]
311
00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:38,708
I'm just happy I finally
get to use all that info
312
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:39,970
that's been rattling
around in my brain.
313
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,755
And then
Amy will be all better
314
00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,844
once I sprinkle a little
Dr. Rhon-dust on them.
315
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,194
O-Okay, listen. I don't have to
know how the sausage is made.
316
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,675
Just make them one kid
again. Mm-hmm.
317
00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,893
Now, I'm on my way
to the Dermys,
318
00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,200
where I will be
roasting my peers
319
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,071
until a string quartet
cuts me off.
320
00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,726
When I get back,
I want this fixed.
321
00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,815
We are now
in a trustful space.
322
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:01,905
We listen to each other.
We don't talk over each other.
323
00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,212
We're communicating
without words,
324
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,867
which is what humans used to do
before we invented language.
325
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:07,694
Okay?
326
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,782
Now,
don't break eye contact,
327
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,435
but think about
the closeness
328
00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,698
you shared
inside the womb.
329
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,917
I should've eaten you
when I had the chance!
330
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,876
Iwould've eaten you!
331
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:16,920
Ladies, ladies!
332
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,574
[ Grunts ]Okay, okay.
333
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,228
[ Both screaming, grunting ]
334
00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,359
Oh, boy.
335
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,534
Will: And even though
336
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:25,320
I'm three minutes
older than you,
337
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:29,890
I value you
as a sister and a peer.
338
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,326
Sophie: Thank you!
339
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,590
And now, allow me to complete
the compliment circle.
340
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,070
Aww!
Aww!
341
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:38,681
This is what you guys were
making for half an hour?
342
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:39,813
I hate this.
343
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,902
I hate this
more than youdo.
344
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,773
You know, you guys aren't even
really giving it a chance.
345
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,035
Shut up.
Shut up.
346
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,776
♪♪
347
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,648
Putting them
in the same shirt?
348
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:50,737
This feels like
a reach.
349
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,260
[ Sighs ]
I'm riffing, okay?
350
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,957
But look, at least
they're talking to each other.
351
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,698
Get away from me,
Average!
352
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:56,830
That's it!
353
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,048
I want a divorce!
354
00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,268
You can't make it out there
without me.
355
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,486
I'm the brains.
356
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,792
[ Both grunt ]
357
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,272
[ Both stomping ]
358
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,361
What's important is
they did that together.
359
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,973
Yeah.
360
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:13,194
So, according to Angie,
hanging out with me
361
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,152
is like being on an elliptical
with no headphones.
362
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,545
Ah, the elliptical.
363
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,547
I like to call that one
"The Double Slot Machine."
364
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,723
Cha-ching, cha-ching,
cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!
365
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:21,985
Miggy,
do you think I'm a lot?
366
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,726
What? No. No way.
You're, like --
367
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,162
Ooh, wait.
In what context?
368
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,904
Because in terms of talking
with you and being with you,
369
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,166
you're kind of a lot.
370
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,733
You are wayoff.
I am chill as hell.
371
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,517
I have a membership
to a botanical garden.
372
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:33,605
Oh, that ischill.
373
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:34,737
Exactly.
374
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,914
In fact, I'm gonna stop by
Angie's playdate
375
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:40,090
to show her
just how chill I can be.
376
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,396
Rory, you stay here.
377
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,093
What? Why should
I have to miss the drama
378
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,529
andbe stuck here
with Miggy?
379
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,879
Dude, you can come with me
to the park,
380
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:46,967
and we can cruise
for friends for Jack.
381
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,533
There's a father and son
out there
382
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,361
about to get wiped,
and they don't even know!
383
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,885
That's gonna end
in disaster.
384
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,582
So you know I'm in.
385
00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:55,105
[ Exhales sharply ]
386
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,324
You okay, Dad?
387
00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:59,022
Yeah.
I just feel depleted.
388
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,850
Did you take your B12?
389
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,634
Of course.
390
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,333
You know, I know it might
feel like we're not helping,
391
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:06,551
but I think we are.
392
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:07,901
I don't hear
any fighting.
393
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:08,989
Amy: You guys
are still here?
394
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,904
We're done.
395
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:11,905
Emma left.
396
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,384
[ Sighs ]
Man, it was ugly.
397
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,473
But in the end,
I got the shed.
398
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:16,692
What did sheget?
399
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,998
Wait,
where did Emma go?
400
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:22,045
[ Horn honking ]
401
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,047
[ Horn honks, tires squeal ]
402
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,048
Man:
Whoa! Watch out!
403
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,615
On your left!
404
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,225
[ Scooter engine whirs ]
405
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,574
Representative.
406
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,228
Rep-- Representative.
407
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:34,014
Hey, Nora? Did you unplug
my coffee maker?
408
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,450
Yeah,
my laptop was at 15%,
409
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,365
and you're kinda hogging
all the outlets.
410
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:38,845
Representative.
411
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,020
Are those myslippers?
412
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:43,153
Oh, yeah. My feet
were really cold, so...
413
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,285
And who's that guy?
414
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,330
Oh. That's Lenny,
my accountant.
415
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,029
Oh, hi. Yes.
416
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,944
I would like
to redeem my miles.
417
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,946
[ Doorbell rings ]I'll get it.
418
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,599
I'm sure it's for you.
419
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:57,167
Hello, Angela. What's good?
I don't even care.
420
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,604
Thank God you're here.
421
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,258
This playdate just took
a really weird turn,
422
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,086
and I need
to talk about it.
423
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,393
Oh, sorry. I'm not here
to get into anything.
424
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,048
I just came over to quietly
pay some bills at your table.
425
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,092
Okay, w-what is this?
426
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,094
You're not still mad at me,
are you?
427
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,313
No. No.
428
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,097
I'm just having
a dream Wednesday,
429
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,751
living my best life.
430
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,971
Okay, you're speaking
like an Instagram caption,
431
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,277
which is usually
a pretty clear sign that you're mad.
432
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,278
Can we talk about this?
433
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:24,064
Sorry.
Not really into talking.
434
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:27,284
How can everyone afford
noise-canceling headphones?
435
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,286
[ Indistinct conversations ]
436
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,548
"Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,
437
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:31,898
and thank you
for this award.
438
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,769
It took
a lot of hard work.
439
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,119
And now I would like
to take this moment
440
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,078
to recognize the people
who did nothelp me,
441
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,427
alphabetically.
442
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,429
Amy Adams, Paul Anka" --
443
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,039
There's a child
scootering up the middle aisle!
444
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,954
She plowed right through
the gift-bag table!
445
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,086
There's moisturizer
everywhere!
446
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,131
Oh, no. That sounds like
one of my mine.
447
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,916
Ooh! Man.
448
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,482
Pico was jammed.
449
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,444
Emma,
I'm about to go on stage.
450
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,924
How did you even
get here? My hog.
451
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,100
But I told you to only scooter
within a five-mile radius,
452
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,014
and you drove
to Beverly Hills?
453
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,667
Who cares?
454
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,147
Amy hates me.
455
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,540
A-All right, look.
Talk to me.
456
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,976
Tony,
this is a good chance
457
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,891
for you to hit my shoulders
with the roller.
458
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,937
Amy said
she wants a divorce.
459
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,503
Look, she's just
being dramatic.
460
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,462
All right, this is what I'm
gonna do. We're gonna go home.
461
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,812
We're gonna work all of this out
after my speech.
462
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,031
And the cocktail hour.
463
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,554
And the after party.
464
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,990
I promised Tony
I'd be his wingman.
465
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:24,515
Dad, she's never been
this mad at me before.
466
00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:25,734
I'm scared.
467
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,257
You know, I don't think
she's mad at you.
468
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:30,739
I think that she's probably
just...jealous.
469
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,349
You're right.
This is all my fault.
470
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,134
I wish I wasn't smart.
471
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,309
♪♪
472
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,311
Come here.
473
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,921
I want you to hear me.
474
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,792
This is not your fault.
475
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,316
Okay?
476
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:45,710
♪♪
477
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,277
Tony, I need you
to step in for me here.
478
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,192
I want these
word-for-word,
479
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,194
and keep your politics
out of it.
480
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,500
Come on, Emma.
481
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:56,504
♪♪
482
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,592
[ Footsteps approach ]
483
00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,029
Emma is writing you
a formal apology
484
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,117
on the family letterhead
485
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,206
for taking her scooter
to Beverly Hills
486
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,991
without telling you.
487
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:08,385
However inappropriate,
she did make amazing time.
488
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,779
100 Dr. Rhonda seminars
would not have prepared me
489
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,172
for the things
I've seen today.
490
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,175
I came in here thinking
I was a parenting expert,
491
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,350
and your children
have humbled me.
492
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,874
I let you down, bud.
I failed you. I'm sorry.
493
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,789
Ah, stop
beating yourself up.
494
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,660
I gave you
an impossible task.
495
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,314
I wanted them
to be one kid
496
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,969
so I wouldn't feel like
I was outnumbered.
497
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,754
But they've always been
two kids.
498
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,887
I'm the parent
of two kids.
499
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,194
You doknow
where Amy is, right?
500
00:15:34,237 --> 00:15:36,022
She moved herself
out to the shed.
501
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:37,893
Asked us
to forward her mail.
502
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,156
Well...
503
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,464
I've been running from this
for a very long time.
504
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,206
But I always knew
this day would come.
505
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:49,600
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
506
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:52,821
♪♪
507
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,692
Will:
You got this, big guy.
508
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,042
It's gonna go great.
509
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,783
♪♪
510
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,569
Oh, great. What is
your Wi-Fi password, Angela?
511
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,397
Poppy, come on,
all right?
512
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,702
You need to help me.
513
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,053
T-This woman, I-I don't think
she's ever gonna leave.
514
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,055
She put up a corkboard,
and I just overheard her
515
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,708
ordering waytoo much
Indian food.
516
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,014
Sounds really bad,
517
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,450
but I'm not here
to get personally involved.
518
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,191
I'm just trying to give you
that chill dad-mom energy
519
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,150
that you want
from a friend.
520
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,760
I don't want to be
a lot.
521
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:24,592
Look, Poppy, I'm sorry
that I offended you.
522
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,420
But you know
that you being a lot
523
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,509
is one of the best things
about you.
524
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,642
The day that we met in the park
and you gave me the wipes,
525
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,296
it changed my life.
526
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,037
I love that we go deep,
527
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,734
and I love
that you know me so well.
528
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,475
And I know youso well.
529
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,868
I know you so well,
530
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,958
I know you're not listening
to music in those headphones.
531
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,090
[ Vocalizes ]
532
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,700
Okay. Fine.
533
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,049
I'm not.
534
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,920
They're not even
plugged in to anything.I know!
535
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,488
I know I'm overreacting.
I get jealous sometimes.
536
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,752
Truth is, I love being
your only mom friend.
537
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,841
And you have nothing
to worry about.
538
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,279
You know, I really
don't like...people.
539
00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,106
I know.
540
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,237
Now,
will you please help me
541
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,717
get this woman
out of here?
542
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,719
Mm.
She's gone through all the generic hummus,
543
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,330
and now she's about
to hit the good stuff in the back of the fridge.
544
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,288
Got you covered.
545
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,289
I'm going in,
Okay.
546
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,073
and I'm gonna go...
547
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,292
[ Neck cracks ]deep.
548
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,294
Yeah, I just need to speak
to whoever's above you.
549
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,339
I don't care if it's
the president of the airline,
550
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,340
so, okay?
551
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:19,212
Okay, can we talk about
what's going on here?
552
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,778
What's going on is that
I've been on hold for an hour,
553
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,737
so I can't
hang up the phone.
554
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,521
I see everything
you're going through right now.
555
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,262
You need
to redeem these miles
556
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:29,091
because the walls are
closing in on you at home with the 4-year-old
557
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,745
and you'll go anywhere.
558
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,661
In fact, you'll even set up shop
at a stranger's house
559
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,576
because it doesn't matter
where you go,
560
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,143
as long as you get
that escape.
561
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,883
[ Exhales sharply ]
562
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,799
Ricky said he would help
with childcare,
563
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,323
but where is he,
you know?
564
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,324
He's just out
565
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,587
seeing improv shows
every single night of the week.
566
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,154
Come on now, Ricky!
567
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,459
You just gonna make this woman
a prisoner in her own home
568
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113
for some improv?!
569
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,159
[ Sobs ]
570
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:54,725
[ Sniffles ]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
571
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,337
I don't really get to talk
about this stuff normally, so...
572
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,687
I'm here at the Winebrary,
in case you ever need me.
573
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,603
But right now, you have to
get up out this woman's house,
574
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:05,127
take yourself home,
and hear about some improv.
575
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,129
Alex, time to go,
buddy.
576
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,349
Sorry for taking over.
577
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,394
You set up
a wonderful workspace.
578
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,222
Oh.
579
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,180
Thank you?
580
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,617
[ Door creaks ]
581
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,055
[ Crows cawing ]
582
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,364
Look what
the cat dragged in.
583
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,844
Wow.
584
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,108
This place
has running water, huh?
585
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,501
AndA.C.?
586
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,981
Relax.
It's all permitted.
587
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,505
Listen, I know
it doesn't always seem like
588
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,291
I want to talk about
what's going on with you,
589
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:41,294
but, uh, right now,
I'm gonna do it anyway.
590
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:45,167
Your sister
is really upset.
591
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,561
She'supset?
What about me?
592
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,259
I knew we would have to do
different things sometimes.
593
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,653
I just didn't think
Emma would be special
594
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:53,741
and Iwouldn't.
595
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,395
Oh, I know how you feel.
596
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,224
My sisters Donna and Lenore,
may they rest in peace,
597
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,008
were synchronized-skating
stars.
598
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,315
Everyone in the family
fawned over them,
599
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,186
and no one cared
about my drawings.
600
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:08,321
Bowl of fruit
after bowl of fruit ignored.
601
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,322
You used to draw?
602
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:10,192
Oh, all the time.
603
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,413
Most dermatologists
are failed architects.
604
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,284
Nobody knows that,
but it's true.
605
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,112
I drew all thiscrap.
606
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,419
You dr--
607
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,378
Amy, these --
these are exceptional!
608
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,554
Schools don't test
for this.
609
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,600
D-Do you realize
that every project
610
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,254
that you and your sister
ever made
611
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,473
started
with yourimagination?
612
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,953
That's right.
613
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,609
Hey, there it is --
the air hockey table.
614
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:38,438
Last thing we made together
before the split.
615
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:42,311
When we're building things,
it's like nothing else matters.
616
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:44,400
But she's a genius now,
617
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:48,361
and I'm just a ding dong
with the same face.
618
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,449
No.
No, you're not.
619
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,494
Listen to me.
620
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,844
You and your sister
are special
621
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,716
in two
totally different ways,
622
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,022
and you make a great team
together.
623
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,721
And I'm gonna
remind you of that.
624
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:05,160
♪♪
625
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,250
Hey!
You got to sign that out!
626
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,599
So? How'd it go?
627
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,644
Great.
628
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,951
Dad!
What are you doing?!
629
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,302
[ Clatter ]What? I can't hear you!
630
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,260
Oh, no!
What are we gonna do?
631
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,307
I guess I'll just
have to call the handyman.
632
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,135
He's all thumbs
and butt crack.
633
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,441
Oh, then,
what are we gonna do?
634
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,531
You get the clamps.
635
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:29,445
You get the nuts.
636
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:32,100
♪♪
637
00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,928
And the Dermy
for Father of the Year
638
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,408
goes to
Douglas Fogerty.
639
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,540
Shut up, Will.
Sit down.
640
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:40,239
You're about to see
two geniuses at work.
641
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,895
I just don't get it.
Emma's a math genius?
642
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,854
Last week, I caught you
licking a brick.
643
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,464
Don't knock it
till you try it.
644
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,640
Professor Sidney Raines.
645
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:51,641
Lionel Richie.
646
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,426
Rustic Canyon
Golf Course --
647
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,428
your greens
just play too fast.
648
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,733
What is this list,
again?
649
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,126
His enemies.
650
00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,432
It's all over the map.
651
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,434
What did the Budweiser horses
ever do to him?
652
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,087
I knew you'd be back.
653
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:05,089
Right on time
for spring sweater season.
654
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,569
Ooh!
What's trending?
655
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,311
One word -- alpaca.
656
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,791
Kids, this is supposed to be
about meright now, all right?
657
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,533
It's not too late
to add some names to the list.
658
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,535
All right, everybody.
Let's listen up. Here come the S's.
659
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,319
Sam's Club.
660
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,581
Santa Monica Boulevard,
661
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,323
but only between
9:00 A.M. and 11:00 A.M.
662
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,107
Siegfried and notRoy.
663
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,500
Roy, you are a peach.
664
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:29,100
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