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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,021 --> 00:00:06,040 Big news, Lu! Sagittarius. You've been fighting them off long enough. 2 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:08,084 Time to let the love back in your life. 3 00:00:08,085 --> 00:00:10,016 Ooh! 4 00:00:10,017 --> 00:00:12,072 Yeah, cos that's me, isn't it? Fighting them off. 5 00:00:12,073 --> 00:00:14,049 Ooh, keep still... 6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,028 I'm looking for the private detectives? 7 00:00:19,029 --> 00:00:20,052 Er, how can we help? 8 00:00:20,053 --> 00:00:23,020 Well, I think my wife is having an affair. 9 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:25,012 I'm really sorry, we don't do extra-marital. 10 00:00:25,013 --> 00:00:26,076 What's your wife's name? 11 00:00:26,077 --> 00:00:28,012 Of course. 12 00:00:28,013 --> 00:00:29,213 She is the Queen of Engelworld 13 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:33,189 and I believe she's having an affair with the Duke of Yorcastria. 14 00:00:57,033 --> 00:00:58,040 LARP? 15 00:00:58,041 --> 00:01:01,016 It stands for Live Action Role Play. 16 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:03,004 Yeah, I can read, thank you very much. 17 00:01:03,005 --> 00:01:05,036 So, it's like Dungeons & Dragons but for grown-ups? 18 00:01:05,037 --> 00:01:06,060 Well, sort of. 19 00:01:06,061 --> 00:01:09,024 I create scenarios and my LARPers use their imaginations 20 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,068 to act them out. 21 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:14,012 Unforgettable moments every weekend. Sounds like fun! 22 00:01:14,013 --> 00:01:16,253 Yes, our latest adventure is the struggle for the control 23 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,806 - of Engelworld. - Engelworld? 24 00:01:17,831 --> 00:01:20,088 Yes, it's inspired by Shakespeare's Henry plays. 25 00:01:20,089 --> 00:01:22,060 The War of the Roses, you know. 26 00:01:22,061 --> 00:01:24,096 But ours is a fantasy version. 27 00:01:24,097 --> 00:01:26,044 Fantasy, of course. 28 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:29,044 So, and your wife is the Queen of Engelworld? 29 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:31,020 - Queen Margaret. - Queen... 30 00:01:31,021 --> 00:01:32,261 And you think Queen Margaret... 31 00:01:32,285 --> 00:01:34,052 Sorry, her real name is Maggie. 32 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:36,004 Maggie... 33 00:01:36,005 --> 00:01:38,588 You think Maggie is having an affair with the duke? 34 00:01:38,713 --> 00:01:41,060 - Yes. - And what makes you think that? 35 00:01:41,061 --> 00:01:43,020 Her character goals. 36 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:44,040 Her what? 37 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:47,032 Well, each week she insists Queen Margaret spends time alone 38 00:01:47,033 --> 00:01:49,000 with the Duke of Yorcastria. 39 00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:51,064 Then, afterwards, she's always very distant with me. 40 00:01:51,065 --> 00:01:53,084 She flatly denies it, of course. 41 00:01:53,085 --> 00:01:56,064 The Duke's real name is Tony Suffolk. 42 00:01:56,065 --> 00:02:00,040 It's complicated because he owns the woods we use for Engelworld. 43 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:02,052 Yeah, no, he's, well... 44 00:02:02,053 --> 00:02:05,080 So, I want you to follow Maggie during our next role play 45 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:07,056 on Saturday and get proof. 46 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:09,028 One question. 47 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:12,056 If you're all dressed up aren't we going to stand out? 48 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:14,017 I was just coming to that. 49 00:02:18,081 --> 00:02:20,069 Davy the Ogre?! 50 00:02:21,073 --> 00:02:23,069 Davy's a bit part in Henry IV Part Two. 51 00:02:25,001 --> 00:02:26,521 It's not the Davy bit that bothers me. 52 00:02:26,545 --> 00:02:28,004 Well, I am Doll. 53 00:02:28,005 --> 00:02:31,048 A sharp-tongued charm fairy who secretly wants to marry a nobleman! 54 00:02:31,049 --> 00:02:35,028 Darling, you sure he's met you only the once? 55 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,000 What are you, Sebastian? 56 00:02:37,001 --> 00:02:39,076 Oh, a swordsman poet named Owain. 57 00:02:39,077 --> 00:02:40,088 Don't tell me, 58 00:02:40,089 --> 00:02:43,056 you slay your adversaries with your lyrics and your blows. 59 00:02:43,057 --> 00:02:45,064 Oh, they're all right, the Engelworld lot. 60 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,096 Do you know them? 61 00:02:46,097 --> 00:02:49,060 Oh, yeah, they often pop in here for bits and pieces. 62 00:02:49,061 --> 00:02:50,088 Right. 63 00:02:50,089 --> 00:02:52,080 That's it, leave this with me 64 00:02:52,081 --> 00:02:55,033 and I'll make you all look wonderful. 65 00:03:16,061 --> 00:03:18,025 Your Majesty. 66 00:03:21,073 --> 00:03:25,032 May I present your new swordsman poet. 67 00:03:25,033 --> 00:03:26,097 Owain. 68 00:03:28,005 --> 00:03:30,001 Your Majesty. 69 00:03:34,057 --> 00:03:36,080 Welcome to my kingdom. 70 00:03:36,081 --> 00:03:40,073 May you find love and prosper. 71 00:03:46,045 --> 00:03:47,085 Thanks. 72 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:52,008 She's very committed. 73 00:03:52,009 --> 00:03:53,097 Ooh. 74 00:04:00,017 --> 00:04:02,016 Oh, hello! 75 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:05,041 Hello! I'm Doll, I'm a charm fairy, and this is... 76 00:04:06,065 --> 00:04:08,020 Davy. 77 00:04:08,021 --> 00:04:10,000 The... 78 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,084 Ogre. 79 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,092 You secretly fancy her, don't you? 80 00:04:13,093 --> 00:04:15,008 What?! 81 00:04:15,009 --> 00:04:16,088 I helped write the brief. 82 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,085 I'm Katie Harper, Adrian's assistant. 83 00:04:19,097 --> 00:04:25,036 But, here in Engelworld, I'm Mistress Better, the healer. 84 00:04:25,037 --> 00:04:31,076 Helping characters who are sick or injured or just plain unhappy. 85 00:04:31,077 --> 00:04:33,045 Like Ewan. 86 00:04:37,037 --> 00:04:41,044 He was King of Engelworld for almost a year but then, last week, 87 00:04:41,045 --> 00:04:45,076 he was unexpectedly slaughtered in battle by one of his own side! 88 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:48,069 Now he's got to start again as a serf. 89 00:04:49,061 --> 00:04:51,052 That's quite a fall, isn't it? 90 00:04:51,053 --> 00:04:52,076 Hm? 91 00:04:52,077 --> 00:04:54,041 I said, that's quite a fall. 92 00:04:56,001 --> 00:04:57,045 Fall? Oh... 93 00:04:58,073 --> 00:05:00,052 I said, it's quite a fall. 94 00:05:00,053 --> 00:05:01,061 Oh, yeah. 95 00:05:03,029 --> 00:05:05,069 Adrian likes to leave room for the unexpected. 96 00:05:07,017 --> 00:05:08,065 He's a bit of a genius. 97 00:05:10,065 --> 00:05:12,088 So, who killed him? I mean, not him. 98 00:05:12,089 --> 00:05:14,005 His him. 99 00:05:15,017 --> 00:05:17,040 Over there. 100 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:19,089 The Duke of Yorcastria. 101 00:05:26,089 --> 00:05:28,049 - Come on. - Yes. 102 00:05:36,017 --> 00:05:38,032 Following the unexpected death 103 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:42,072 of the King, Engelworld's Royal House has split into two factions. 104 00:05:42,073 --> 00:05:45,052 The Red Roses of Lancminister on one side, 105 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,045 the White Roses of Yorcastria on the other. 106 00:05:49,061 --> 00:05:52,024 Today's quest will be nothing less than 107 00:05:52,025 --> 00:05:55,045 the struggle for the Crown of Engelworld itself. 108 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,065 I think my people know which side their Queen is on. 109 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,024 Major Tony Suffolk. 110 00:06:23,025 --> 00:06:25,056 AKA the King Slayer. 111 00:06:25,057 --> 00:06:27,048 Welcome to my Manor. 112 00:06:27,049 --> 00:06:29,024 An officer, eh? 113 00:06:29,025 --> 00:06:30,105 But not always a gentleman. 114 00:06:35,009 --> 00:06:37,016 So, where did you serve? 115 00:06:37,017 --> 00:06:40,009 Bosnia and Iraq. 116 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,061 Royal Pistols. 117 00:06:44,005 --> 00:06:45,080 Bit different to this, eh? 118 00:06:45,081 --> 00:06:47,077 Running around the woods with a plastic sword. 119 00:06:48,089 --> 00:06:50,096 No offence. 120 00:06:50,097 --> 00:06:53,029 More fun than keeping a hundred men safe in Basra. 121 00:06:54,057 --> 00:06:56,028 Had some friends at Sandhurst. 122 00:06:56,029 --> 00:06:58,096 Who was your sergeant major? 123 00:06:58,097 --> 00:07:01,013 Warrant Officer Farnham. 124 00:07:22,037 --> 00:07:24,089 I spent two years building up my King. 125 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:29,084 Now, thanks to that strutting bully going completely off-scenario, 126 00:07:29,085 --> 00:07:31,069 I've got to start from scratch. 127 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,068 I've got no powers. 128 00:07:34,069 --> 00:07:36,076 I've got nothing. 129 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:39,048 I, too, have put my heart and soul into a role 130 00:07:39,049 --> 00:07:41,069 and seen it go entirely to waste. 131 00:07:43,037 --> 00:07:44,081 Edward the Vigorous. 132 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,033 That was my name. 133 00:07:49,057 --> 00:07:51,061 She's not even wearing black. 134 00:07:58,085 --> 00:08:01,045 Queen Margaret has a message she needs delivered. 135 00:08:06,009 --> 00:08:08,005 Your weapon, Poet Owain. 136 00:08:10,085 --> 00:08:12,061 Looks a bit lethal. 137 00:08:13,061 --> 00:08:16,069 It's for taking health points off people, not actually hurting them. 138 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:22,012 - So, you're all clear of your objectives? - Yes. 139 00:08:22,013 --> 00:08:24,000 I have to know the truth. 140 00:08:24,001 --> 00:08:27,065 Yes, we will do our absolute best, Mr Messenger. 141 00:08:31,045 --> 00:08:33,056 Right, let's get this over with, shall we? 142 00:08:33,057 --> 00:08:35,001 Earpieces. 143 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:50,093 Queen Margaret seems to have lost something. 144 00:08:51,093 --> 00:08:54,052 Her self-respect, maybe? Come on, keep up, will ya! 145 00:08:54,053 --> 00:08:56,040 Yeah, I'm com... 146 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:58,001 I'm stuck on the bush! 147 00:09:11,061 --> 00:09:13,097 You killed my husband. 148 00:09:15,017 --> 00:09:17,001 And I don't regret it. 149 00:09:19,001 --> 00:09:20,073 Leave us. 150 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:26,053 You are completely forgiven. 151 00:09:27,057 --> 00:09:29,017 Maggie... 152 00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:32,076 The Duke of Yorcastria has clearly forgotten himself. 153 00:09:32,077 --> 00:09:36,088 The Queen demand he follow her into that thick foliage over there. 154 00:09:36,089 --> 00:09:38,020 Maggie, it's over. 155 00:09:38,021 --> 00:09:40,084 I told you I don't want to do this any more! 156 00:09:40,085 --> 00:09:42,061 No, Tony, please. 157 00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:47,061 You're breaking my heart. 158 00:09:49,085 --> 00:09:51,033 I shall kill you! 159 00:09:53,049 --> 00:09:54,097 Do you hear me? 160 00:09:56,021 --> 00:09:57,089 I'll kill you! 161 00:10:00,513 --> 00:10:03,565 Ooh! Looks like the Queen's been dumped. 162 00:10:11,061 --> 00:10:12,088 Nervous? 163 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,048 - Agh! - Oops! 164 00:10:14,049 --> 00:10:18,000 Oh! Yes! Yes, isn't everyone before their first battle? 165 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:19,088 I'll keep you safe. 166 00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:21,060 If you give me your phone number. 167 00:10:21,061 --> 00:10:23,032 Oh! No... 168 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,064 I... I couldn't. 169 00:10:24,065 --> 00:10:26,065 I'll make it worth your while. 170 00:10:32,073 --> 00:10:34,033 Got you. 171 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:37,088 Obviously, that's not my real number. 172 00:10:37,089 --> 00:10:39,060 I mean, that would be... It's the LARPing... 173 00:10:39,061 --> 00:10:42,029 The lady doth protest too much, methinks. 174 00:10:47,077 --> 00:10:49,076 What was that all about?! 175 00:10:49,077 --> 00:10:51,004 Erm, nothing. 176 00:10:51,005 --> 00:10:53,056 He's just... Don't know. 177 00:10:53,057 --> 00:10:55,085 Less of the green-eyed monster, Davy, eh? 178 00:10:58,077 --> 00:11:00,073 Attack! 179 00:11:13,025 --> 00:11:15,024 I have absolutely no idea what's going on. 180 00:11:15,025 --> 00:11:16,060 No, me neither. 181 00:11:16,061 --> 00:11:18,061 It's great fun, isn't it? 182 00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:23,092 Cowards die many times before their deaths, 183 00:11:23,093 --> 00:11:26,060 the valiant never taste of death but once. 184 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,073 What? 185 00:11:28,089 --> 00:11:32,004 Oh. Aargh... 186 00:11:32,005 --> 00:11:33,097 Olivier lives. 187 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:39,020 That's not bad, though, to be fair. 188 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:41,093 Oh, we must go help the duke! Ha-ha! 189 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:47,000 Ow! Help me! Please! 190 00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:49,000 - That's pretty good, too. - Please! 191 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,049 Are you OK? 192 00:11:52,037 --> 00:11:54,064 Frank! It's real blood. 193 00:11:54,065 --> 00:11:58,009 Time o-o-out! 194 00:12:00,093 --> 00:12:02,036 Oh, dear God. 195 00:12:02,037 --> 00:12:04,012 Who's done this?! 196 00:12:04,013 --> 00:12:06,053 Oh, no! What have I done? 197 00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:10,073 What have I...?! 198 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,041 - Ma'am. - Yeah. 199 00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,093 OK. Thanks. 200 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,064 I always wondered what you got up to at the weekend. 201 00:12:39,065 --> 00:12:41,060 Er... 202 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,061 Lu's in the tent. You don't know us. 203 00:12:45,085 --> 00:12:50,020 OK, I need everyone behind the police line. 204 00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:51,025 Thank you. 205 00:12:52,081 --> 00:12:54,020 Who hired you? 206 00:12:54,021 --> 00:12:55,080 Adrian Messenger. 207 00:12:55,081 --> 00:12:57,076 The shooter's husband? 208 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,004 Wanted us to help him prove his wife was having an affair. 209 00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:01,020 Which we have. 210 00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,049 OK, let me see. 211 00:13:10,017 --> 00:13:13,008 - Maggie, it's over. - No, you're breaking my heart. 212 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,005 I shall kill you! 213 00:13:16,037 --> 00:13:19,016 The jilted lover gets her revenge. 214 00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:21,020 What about the second victim, though? 215 00:13:21,021 --> 00:13:22,056 I don't know. 216 00:13:22,057 --> 00:13:23,092 Collateral damage? 217 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:26,024 She was miles away from Tony Suffolk. 218 00:13:26,025 --> 00:13:29,028 Maggie would have had to miss me and Lu to hit Katie. 219 00:13:29,029 --> 00:13:31,088 Well, I did always say you were a lucky man, Frank. 220 00:13:31,089 --> 00:13:34,008 I'm going to need that. 221 00:13:34,009 --> 00:13:36,076 Can I just show it to my client first, please? 222 00:13:36,077 --> 00:13:37,089 OK. 223 00:13:39,013 --> 00:13:42,065 By the way, this is the only other metal bolt we found. 224 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,073 Ah-ah! 225 00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:55,020 I told you, I don't want to do this any more. 226 00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:58,016 No, Tony, please. You're breaking my heart. 227 00:13:58,017 --> 00:13:59,081 It's over, then. 228 00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,088 Your marriage? 229 00:14:02,089 --> 00:14:04,028 No, the affair. 230 00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:06,024 That gives me hope. 231 00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:07,068 Oh, right. Oh... 232 00:14:07,069 --> 00:14:09,012 You're going to take her back? 233 00:14:09,013 --> 00:14:10,029 Yes. I am. 234 00:14:11,085 --> 00:14:13,048 Let's hope you get the chance. 235 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:14,209 They've got the wrong person. 236 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:17,016 Maggie's no killer and she'd never, ever hurt Katie! 237 00:14:17,017 --> 00:14:18,497 Well, maybe that bit was an accident? 238 00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:20,060 No, no, Maggie's an excellent shot. 239 00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:22,044 No, she's been framed. 240 00:14:22,045 --> 00:14:24,017 And I want you to prove it! 241 00:14:34,085 --> 00:14:38,044 To be fair, if his missus did deliberately shoot lover boy 242 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,076 in front of everyone, she's as mad as a fish. 243 00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:42,020 Did you see her acting? 244 00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:43,024 That's true. 245 00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:45,080 I've been checking and the arrows that Maggie used 246 00:14:45,081 --> 00:14:47,004 are called Broadheads. 247 00:14:47,005 --> 00:14:48,405 And you can easily get them online. 248 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,048 If you can get a signal. 249 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:52,040 Right, so, anyone here could have bought one. 250 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,081 And swapped them with Maggie's fake plastic ones. 251 00:14:57,089 --> 00:14:58,093 Hang on. 252 00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:05,061 We're way out of range, here. 253 00:15:12,005 --> 00:15:13,125 It's pointing the wrong way. 254 00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:16,036 There's a nail in this tree. 255 00:15:16,037 --> 00:15:18,012 - A what? - A nail. 256 00:15:18,013 --> 00:15:19,053 - Where? - In the tree. 257 00:15:30,069 --> 00:15:32,061 - Frank? - Yeah, hang on. 258 00:15:34,069 --> 00:15:35,084 Right. 259 00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:38,048 A pint to anyone who can tell me what the hell's going on. 260 00:15:38,049 --> 00:15:40,092 I have no idea. 261 00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:41,097 Look here. 262 00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:44,044 What's that? 263 00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:46,008 The scene of the crime. 264 00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:48,028 Is that supposed to be me there, with the...? 265 00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:51,024 No, it's, er, it's a representation! 266 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:53,028 Any other observations? 267 00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:54,229 If someone switched the bolts, 268 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:57,004 how could they be sure who Maggie would fire at? 269 00:15:57,005 --> 00:15:59,245 Oh, because her objective this week was to kill the duke. 270 00:15:59,269 --> 00:16:02,008 Yeah, we saw it in Adrian's tent. 271 00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:05,096 Well, considering that the duke butchered his king last week, 272 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:08,012 I would say that Ewan must be in the frame, right? 273 00:16:08,013 --> 00:16:10,021 Ewan offered to show me all his LARP gear. 274 00:16:11,069 --> 00:16:13,076 Yeah, I think he's just a bit lonely. 275 00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:15,061 Well, I'd follow that up if I was you. 276 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,969 - He... Oh! - Hello, Lu! 277 00:16:24,094 --> 00:16:27,004 - Hi, Tony! - You gave me your real number. 278 00:16:27,005 --> 00:16:29,020 Yeah! And you remembered it! 279 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,005 I've been thinking about you all night. 280 00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:33,096 Were you? 281 00:16:33,097 --> 00:16:35,060 Were you...? 282 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,076 So, I've discharged myself from the hospital. 283 00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:39,024 - Have you? - Yeah! 284 00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:40,045 Look! 285 00:16:42,037 --> 00:16:44,000 So... 286 00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:45,041 ...what time are you free? 287 00:16:46,061 --> 00:16:48,040 Fr... Er, free. Erm... 288 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,441 Ooh, I don't know, I should, erm... 289 00:16:49,465 --> 00:16:51,012 Er... 290 00:16:51,013 --> 00:16:52,733 Tell you what, why don't I think about that 291 00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:54,048 and I will get back to you? 292 00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:57,000 So, great, thank you. Thank you. Bye. 293 00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,096 You gave him your real number? 294 00:16:59,097 --> 00:17:02,052 I didn't think he'd remember it, did I?! 295 00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:05,080 It's fine, it's not like he's going to work out where I work from it. 296 00:17:05,081 --> 00:17:07,033 Well, let's hope not. 297 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:11,068 He actually left hospital because of me. 298 00:17:11,069 --> 00:17:13,032 Look, go and see him. 299 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,000 Try and find out, you know, what's the score between him and Maggie. 300 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,036 Whether... 301 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,056 Whether he thinks it's possible that she could try 302 00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:20,077 and kill him. 303 00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:23,076 Look, I mean, if you think it could be helpful, then 304 00:17:23,077 --> 00:17:26,040 I could probably go and see him. Could probably manage that. 305 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:28,281 And, while you're there, have a dig around in his, erm... 306 00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:30,032 ...Army CV. 307 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:32,044 Ooh, Ewan's invited me for tea. 308 00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:35,056 Ooh, somebody likes you. 309 00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:37,040 Poet oh-Wayne. 310 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,088 Owain. 311 00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:40,032 A wine. 312 00:17:40,033 --> 00:17:41,072 Owain. 313 00:17:41,073 --> 00:17:43,045 Oh wine. 314 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:56,016 All rise for Edward the Vigorous! 315 00:17:56,017 --> 00:17:59,053 The true king of Engelworld! 316 00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,020 Wow. 317 00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:05,013 That is unbelievable. 318 00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:11,020 My beloved widow. 319 00:18:11,021 --> 00:18:13,037 Oh, yes. 320 00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:15,073 So sad. 321 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:20,072 How long were you and the queen married? 322 00:18:20,073 --> 00:18:21,089 Nine months. 323 00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:25,089 The greatest relationship of my life. 324 00:18:29,045 --> 00:18:32,056 Our love felt real. 325 00:18:32,057 --> 00:18:35,080 Darling Edward, being with you, 326 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:40,005 I feel like the luckiest woman in all of Engelworld. 327 00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:46,037 And I, the most blessed man in the universe. 328 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,065 I was sure she saw it the same way. 329 00:19:00,085 --> 00:19:02,044 What are you doing?! 330 00:19:02,045 --> 00:19:05,012 I was... just... Er... 331 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:09,000 This is a role play, you silly man! 332 00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:11,073 - I'm sorry, er... - As if we'd...?! 333 00:19:17,097 --> 00:19:21,041 It was like she stuck a dagger in me. 334 00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:26,008 She told Tony to kill Edward so she'd be rid of me. 335 00:19:26,009 --> 00:19:27,048 I'm sure of it. 336 00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:31,053 You must have been so angry, towards Maggie and Tony. 337 00:19:33,008 --> 00:19:35,048 I've committed terrible crimes against both of them. 338 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,061 Have you? 339 00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,041 In my head. 340 00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:43,089 Only in your head? 341 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:46,084 Yeah, of course. 342 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,057 I'm not crazy. 343 00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:59,044 There we go. 344 00:19:59,045 --> 00:20:00,076 Thank you. 345 00:20:00,077 --> 00:20:02,068 Those glasses suit you. 346 00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:04,064 Oh, these, silly... 347 00:20:04,065 --> 00:20:06,008 This is impressive. 348 00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:08,040 Well, it was just a job. 349 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,096 You've done very well out of the job. 350 00:20:10,097 --> 00:20:13,000 My import-export business. 351 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,561 I set it up when I got out of the Army. 352 00:20:14,585 --> 00:20:16,541 Luxury goods to India. 353 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,080 They love a British officer over there. 354 00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:23,000 What about you, Lu? What's your story? 355 00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:24,068 Oh, me? No story. 356 00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:27,012 Just a boring office job. 357 00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:28,093 You're incapable of boring. 358 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,084 I wonder how Katie is? 359 00:20:32,085 --> 00:20:35,012 Oh, she was in the ward next to mine. 360 00:20:35,013 --> 00:20:36,093 Thinks she'll be out today. 361 00:20:36,094 --> 00:20:37,454 Well, that's great, isn't it? 362 00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:39,997 - Aah! - You all right? 363 00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:43,080 Yeah, it's just my shoulder. 364 00:20:43,081 --> 00:20:45,000 Don't worry. It's OK. 365 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:47,016 Are you sure? Yeah. 366 00:20:47,017 --> 00:20:50,016 Could you just check that the dressing is OK? 367 00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:52,045 Oh. Yes, yes, OK. 368 00:20:57,025 --> 00:21:00,048 - Yeah... If you just... - OK. 369 00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:02,028 Yes, just pull that down. 370 00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:07,036 - Shall I? Yes. - Aah, yes. Just pull it right down. 371 00:21:07,037 --> 00:21:09,012 That's it. 372 00:21:09,013 --> 00:21:11,001 Oh... 373 00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:15,040 Yes, I think that's all right. 374 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,048 That all looks great. 375 00:21:16,049 --> 00:21:18,052 What are you doing? 376 00:21:18,053 --> 00:21:20,096 What the hell do you think you're doing?! 377 00:21:20,097 --> 00:21:22,080 I'm out on bail. 378 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,028 And you gave me this. 379 00:21:24,029 --> 00:21:25,096 Remember? 380 00:21:25,097 --> 00:21:27,017 Hi, I'm Lu. 381 00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,064 I know. 382 00:21:29,065 --> 00:21:31,009 My key? 383 00:21:32,089 --> 00:21:35,033 And I'll tell the police you stopped by, shall I? 384 00:21:44,081 --> 00:21:46,085 You're welcome to him. 385 00:21:56,041 --> 00:22:00,032 Seriously, talk about blurring the lines between fact and fiction. 386 00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:02,473 You know, Tony told me that Maggie's been threatening him ever 387 00:22:02,497 --> 00:22:04,020 since he finished with her. 388 00:22:04,021 --> 00:22:05,341 Maybe she did do it deliberately. 389 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,012 Yeah, we need to speak to her. 390 00:22:07,013 --> 00:22:09,056 We? I think you've blown your chances there. 391 00:22:09,057 --> 00:22:12,056 Hey, it's not my fault that Tony prefers a charm fairy 392 00:22:12,057 --> 00:22:14,025 to a drama queen. 393 00:22:15,057 --> 00:22:17,080 Was that the tattoo on Tony's shoulder? 394 00:22:17,081 --> 00:22:19,016 Yeah. 395 00:22:19,017 --> 00:22:20,217 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. 396 00:22:20,241 --> 00:22:23,072 Cos that is the crest for the Warwickshire Guards. 397 00:22:23,073 --> 00:22:26,020 But that is the crest for the Royal Pistols. 398 00:22:26,021 --> 00:22:28,341 Why would a soldier get a tattoo from a different regiment? 399 00:22:28,365 --> 00:22:32,040 And why would an officer forget the name of his sergeant major? 400 00:22:32,041 --> 00:22:33,084 Unless he's lying to us. 401 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,005 To know the killer, you gotta know the victim. 402 00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:38,544 We need to keep an eye on him. 403 00:22:38,545 --> 00:22:40,048 Ooh! Ooh! 404 00:22:40,049 --> 00:22:41,053 Sorry. 405 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:52,005 I just keep thinking how lucky we are that Maggie didn't shoot us. 406 00:22:55,013 --> 00:22:56,333 What if she was aiming for Katie? 407 00:22:56,357 --> 00:22:58,060 Why would she do that? 408 00:22:58,061 --> 00:23:00,061 No idea. 409 00:23:01,085 --> 00:23:02,089 Hold on. 410 00:23:05,061 --> 00:23:08,025 Must be important cos it's not easy to drive with one arm. 411 00:23:11,021 --> 00:23:13,033 You'll just have to hold it. 412 00:23:21,053 --> 00:23:23,049 Come on... 413 00:23:24,077 --> 00:23:26,033 Oh, there we go. 414 00:23:27,065 --> 00:23:29,001 Look him up. 415 00:23:31,001 --> 00:23:33,005 Maybe it's like an old friend or something? 416 00:23:34,057 --> 00:23:36,044 Yeah, but why come here today, though? 417 00:23:36,045 --> 00:23:37,052 Here we go! 418 00:23:37,053 --> 00:23:39,000 Army forum. 419 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,084 Private Johnny Talbot, 420 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:45,016 died in Helmand Province, Afghanistan, 2010. 421 00:23:45,017 --> 00:23:48,068 A tragic accident. Negligent discharge? 422 00:23:48,069 --> 00:23:50,028 Someone's gun went off by mistake. 423 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,052 Oh, no. That is so sad. 424 00:23:52,053 --> 00:23:54,033 Hang on, he's coming over. 425 00:24:07,069 --> 00:24:10,000 It's him, it's him! What shall I do? 426 00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:12,004 Answer it. 427 00:24:12,005 --> 00:24:13,056 Hello, Tony. 428 00:24:13,057 --> 00:24:15,097 Hi, Lu. 429 00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:19,080 Look, I'm really sorry about this morning. 430 00:24:19,081 --> 00:24:22,032 Wasn't quite how I imagined it. 431 00:24:22,033 --> 00:24:23,096 Yeah, well it was... 432 00:24:23,097 --> 00:24:25,025 ...memorable! 433 00:24:27,005 --> 00:24:29,052 Look, I want to make it up to you. 434 00:24:29,053 --> 00:24:31,020 Come round for a drink later? 435 00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:33,025 Erm, yes, OK. 436 00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:35,060 Great. 437 00:24:35,061 --> 00:24:37,044 Where are you now? 438 00:24:37,045 --> 00:24:38,057 Working. 439 00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:42,092 All right, well, roll on this evening, eh? 440 00:24:42,093 --> 00:24:44,056 - About five-ish? - Yes. 441 00:24:44,057 --> 00:24:45,080 Great. OK, then. 442 00:24:45,081 --> 00:24:47,036 See you then. Bye! 443 00:24:47,037 --> 00:24:50,008 Mm-m-m... He's very keen to see you. 444 00:24:50,009 --> 00:24:52,004 Can you stop sounding so surprised about that? 445 00:24:52,005 --> 00:24:54,085 Listen, while you're being entertained by Action Man, 446 00:24:54,109 --> 00:24:55,169 I'm going shopping. 447 00:25:04,089 --> 00:25:07,020 All right, Your Highness? 448 00:25:07,021 --> 00:25:09,037 Davy. From yesterday. 449 00:25:10,049 --> 00:25:11,085 Right. 450 00:25:14,017 --> 00:25:15,025 Tough weekend. 451 00:25:16,029 --> 00:25:17,096 That's one word for it. 452 00:25:17,097 --> 00:25:20,020 I don't care what the Engelworlders say. 453 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:22,004 I don't think you're guilty. 454 00:25:22,005 --> 00:25:23,025 Good. 455 00:25:25,073 --> 00:25:28,072 So, who do you think switched the arrows? 456 00:25:28,073 --> 00:25:30,021 My husband, probably. 457 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,085 I'm joking. 458 00:25:35,069 --> 00:25:37,052 What else are they saying? 459 00:25:37,053 --> 00:25:41,068 Er, that you had half a dozen tries at hitting Tony Suffolk. 460 00:25:41,069 --> 00:25:43,028 Well, that's rubbish. 461 00:25:43,029 --> 00:25:44,092 I fired twice. 462 00:25:44,093 --> 00:25:46,064 I missed him once, by about six inches, 463 00:25:46,065 --> 00:25:48,028 but I got him the second shot. 464 00:25:48,029 --> 00:25:51,052 Hang on, if you missed by six inches, how come you hit Katie? 465 00:25:51,053 --> 00:25:53,041 I have no idea. 466 00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:56,009 I never even saw her. 467 00:25:58,029 --> 00:26:03,036 Hm. This forum reckons the gun that killed Private Jonny Talbot 468 00:26:03,037 --> 00:26:05,060 belonged to a Corporal Barry Foulkes. 469 00:26:05,061 --> 00:26:08,060 An internal enquiry cleared Foulkes of responsibility. 470 00:26:08,061 --> 00:26:12,076 Then Foulksey left the army to set up a boot camp for stressed 471 00:26:12,077 --> 00:26:14,048 professionals in Newcastle. 472 00:26:14,049 --> 00:26:17,037 I wonder if he accidentally killed any of them? 473 00:26:18,061 --> 00:26:21,032 So, Maggie swears she only shot two bolts. 474 00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:22,068 But three were fired. 475 00:26:22,069 --> 00:26:24,025 So, either she's lying... 476 00:26:25,069 --> 00:26:28,040 ...or maybe she just doesn't remember? 477 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,056 Or it's the Grassy Knoll all over again. 478 00:26:30,057 --> 00:26:32,076 Oh, yes, we studied that. 479 00:26:32,077 --> 00:26:35,008 JFK. The second shooter theory. 480 00:26:35,009 --> 00:26:37,409 Yeah, so, what, so you're saying maybe there were two of them 481 00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:39,004 there with real arrows? 482 00:26:39,005 --> 00:26:41,004 Well, it would explain a lot. 483 00:26:41,005 --> 00:26:45,025 So, we need to find out if anybody's got a grudge against Katie. 484 00:26:46,057 --> 00:26:47,080 I'll sort that out. 485 00:26:47,081 --> 00:26:49,080 You need to get your party frock on. 486 00:26:49,081 --> 00:26:50,097 Oh, yeah. 487 00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:55,024 All this was abandoned yesterday. 488 00:26:55,025 --> 00:26:57,044 Six players have said they're not coming back 489 00:26:57,045 --> 00:26:59,016 and Maggie won't return my calls. 490 00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:01,457 Can you think of anyone who might have a grudge against Katie? 491 00:27:01,481 --> 00:27:03,032 No. 492 00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:05,028 But you can ask her yourself. 493 00:27:05,029 --> 00:27:07,084 She came straight from the hospital to help. 494 00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:09,008 Wow. 495 00:27:09,009 --> 00:27:11,045 Must really care about you. 496 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:17,008 Oh, hello, Davy! You here for a weapons training? 497 00:27:17,009 --> 00:27:18,037 Can't wait. 498 00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:21,009 I got a few done. 499 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:23,045 Thanks, Katie. 500 00:27:24,069 --> 00:27:27,065 Although, frankly, I'll be surprised if we need them today. 501 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:32,088 How's the leg? 502 00:27:32,089 --> 00:27:35,069 Oh, the painkillers are amazing. 503 00:27:41,097 --> 00:27:43,009 Adrian? 504 00:27:44,085 --> 00:27:46,037 Adrian? 505 00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:48,085 Get down! 506 00:27:52,017 --> 00:27:53,061 Stay here. 507 00:27:59,081 --> 00:28:01,056 Gloria? 508 00:28:01,057 --> 00:28:03,033 - Frank! - Who are you? 509 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:06,000 This is Gloria. 510 00:28:06,001 --> 00:28:08,036 She's responsible for my Davy costume. 511 00:28:08,037 --> 00:28:10,000 Adrian called me. 512 00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:12,004 Costumes he wants taken off his hands...? 513 00:28:12,005 --> 00:28:13,052 Right. 514 00:28:13,053 --> 00:28:15,073 What's going on? I heard a shout. 515 00:28:17,037 --> 00:28:18,069 Oh, dear God! 516 00:28:22,049 --> 00:28:24,048 I'm so sorry. 517 00:28:24,049 --> 00:28:26,008 Took longer than intended. 518 00:28:26,009 --> 00:28:27,052 Oh, canap?s! 519 00:28:27,053 --> 00:28:29,004 House specialities. 520 00:28:29,005 --> 00:28:30,097 Wow. I'm impressed. 521 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,012 Again. 522 00:28:33,013 --> 00:28:34,073 - Cheers. - Cheers. 523 00:28:35,097 --> 00:28:37,093 Which regiment did you say you were in? 524 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:41,024 The Royal Pistols. 525 00:28:41,025 --> 00:28:43,012 Ex vita ignis. 526 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,081 - In life, fire. - Oh! 527 00:28:45,093 --> 00:28:47,000 Right. 528 00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:50,044 So, erm, how come you've got a tattoo of a musket and a rose 529 00:28:50,045 --> 00:28:52,009 and not one of a castle? 530 00:28:53,009 --> 00:28:54,041 Now I'm impressed. 531 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:58,000 I didn't have you down as a regimental crest geek. 532 00:28:58,001 --> 00:29:00,000 You can blame my older brothers. 533 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:01,048 It was a drunken bet. 534 00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:02,072 Which I lost. 535 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:05,017 - Oh! One of those? - Yeah. 536 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,073 So, er... 537 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:12,029 ...which boring office do you work in, Lu? 538 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,073 Solicitors. 539 00:29:18,025 --> 00:29:20,016 Oh. Which one? 540 00:29:20,017 --> 00:29:22,000 Carter & Son, it's near Warwick. 541 00:29:22,001 --> 00:29:23,076 It's on the Frensham Road. 542 00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:24,089 Oh, I know them. 543 00:29:25,089 --> 00:29:28,012 Who's your boss there again? 544 00:29:28,013 --> 00:29:30,024 Roger. 545 00:29:30,025 --> 00:29:31,065 Roger Carter. 546 00:29:34,001 --> 00:29:35,032 Where's your bathroom? 547 00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:38,081 Oh, the best one's upstairs, third on your right. 548 00:29:39,093 --> 00:29:41,041 Through the bedroom. 549 00:29:47,081 --> 00:29:48,085 Shot! 550 00:29:50,021 --> 00:29:52,004 Not sure it gets us anywhere. 551 00:29:52,005 --> 00:29:55,020 I looked into what Corporal Barry Foulkes has been up to since 2011. 552 00:29:55,021 --> 00:29:56,088 And? 553 00:29:56,089 --> 00:29:58,012 Couldn't find a thing. 554 00:29:58,013 --> 00:30:00,008 Not Newcastle or anywhere else. 555 00:30:00,009 --> 00:30:02,048 Electoral registers, telephone directories. 556 00:30:02,049 --> 00:30:04,000 Google, social media. 557 00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:05,065 He's just disappeared. 558 00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:10,056 Does it say on there what regiment force he's with? 559 00:30:10,057 --> 00:30:11,076 Yes. 560 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:13,017 The Black Caps. 561 00:30:14,077 --> 00:30:17,017 That's the nickname for the Warwickshire Guards. 562 00:30:18,037 --> 00:30:20,020 Tony Suffolk's tattoo... 563 00:30:20,021 --> 00:30:22,076 Hello! Lu here. Please leave a message... 564 00:30:22,077 --> 00:30:24,081 I'm going to find her. 565 00:30:32,029 --> 00:30:33,076 Oh. 566 00:30:33,077 --> 00:30:34,081 Tony? 567 00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:38,077 Tony, I'm... 568 00:30:40,061 --> 00:30:42,005 I'm here. 569 00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:46,021 Lu... 570 00:30:47,049 --> 00:30:48,089 ...I called Carter & Son. 571 00:30:50,053 --> 00:30:53,032 They don't seem to have heard of you. 572 00:30:53,033 --> 00:30:54,069 Really? 573 00:30:56,017 --> 00:30:57,093 So, where do you work? 574 00:31:01,037 --> 00:31:02,085 I've got your phone. 575 00:31:04,065 --> 00:31:06,041 In case you're wondering. 576 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:25,000 Yeah? 577 00:31:25,001 --> 00:31:26,201 - Where's Lu? - Well, she left. 578 00:31:26,225 --> 00:31:29,149 About an hour ago. 579 00:31:30,069 --> 00:31:31,081 Without her car? 580 00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:42,032 Lu? 581 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,097 I'm up here! 582 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:48,032 You OK? 583 00:31:48,033 --> 00:31:49,052 Yes. 584 00:31:49,053 --> 00:31:50,085 I picked the lock. 585 00:31:51,097 --> 00:31:53,020 What, he imprisoned you? 586 00:31:53,021 --> 00:31:54,064 Yeah, he's... 587 00:31:54,065 --> 00:31:56,013 You must be Hathaway. 588 00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:00,049 Shakespeare's purse had her name in it. 589 00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:05,064 I don't like people coming into my house under false pretences. 590 00:32:05,065 --> 00:32:07,056 Takes an impostor to know one. 591 00:32:07,057 --> 00:32:08,097 Eh, Barry? 592 00:32:10,077 --> 00:32:13,088 You can change your name, you can buy an officer's uniform 593 00:32:13,089 --> 00:32:15,096 and you can pretend you never went to Afghanistan. 594 00:32:15,097 --> 00:32:18,057 But the past is always going to catch up with you. 595 00:32:19,065 --> 00:32:21,013 Get out. 596 00:32:32,073 --> 00:32:35,036 So, Corporal Barry Foulkes re-invents himself 597 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,072 as an officer and a hero. 598 00:32:36,073 --> 00:32:38,076 Gives his business respectability. 599 00:32:38,077 --> 00:32:41,000 And lets him bed the damsels of Engelworld. 600 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,068 Quite the rebrand. 601 00:32:42,069 --> 00:32:44,077 But why was he visiting that boy's grave today? 602 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:47,052 What's that? 603 00:32:47,053 --> 00:32:49,009 Oh, this little thing? 604 00:32:57,053 --> 00:32:58,089 Archery for multitaskers. 605 00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:01,057 I know who shot Katie! 606 00:33:12,061 --> 00:33:16,088 Ewan, I think you can afford to be a bit lighter. 607 00:33:16,089 --> 00:33:18,088 Hello. Hi, erm... 608 00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:21,028 ...do you mind if we had a word? 609 00:33:21,029 --> 00:33:23,044 No, sure. 610 00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:25,028 Greetings, all! 611 00:33:25,029 --> 00:33:27,097 Have you missed me? 612 00:33:32,001 --> 00:33:35,073 Can I just say, God, I need this! 613 00:33:39,065 --> 00:33:41,072 Katie... 614 00:33:41,073 --> 00:33:46,033 ...I didn't shoot you, but these are a symbol of our friendship. 615 00:33:48,001 --> 00:33:49,061 Thanks, Maggie. 616 00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:56,008 Hello, Ewan. 617 00:33:56,009 --> 00:33:57,017 All right? 618 00:33:58,041 --> 00:34:01,016 I've been worried about you. 619 00:34:01,017 --> 00:34:03,417 Surely the detectives you hired have been giving you updates? 620 00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:07,028 Tony texted me. 621 00:34:07,029 --> 00:34:09,032 I asked them to find proof. 622 00:34:09,033 --> 00:34:10,088 About you and Tony. 623 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:13,004 But then I hired them to clear your name. 624 00:34:13,005 --> 00:34:15,033 Because I know you didn't do this. 625 00:34:16,045 --> 00:34:19,012 And I believe in us. 626 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,025 Even now. 627 00:34:27,025 --> 00:34:30,008 Katie? 628 00:34:30,009 --> 00:34:31,033 Are you OK? 629 00:34:32,093 --> 00:34:35,021 Yeah, I just don't get what he sees in her. 630 00:34:38,005 --> 00:34:39,048 Are you really detectives? 631 00:34:39,049 --> 00:34:40,081 Yeah. 632 00:34:42,045 --> 00:34:43,064 And we, er... 633 00:34:43,065 --> 00:34:45,061 We know that Maggie didn't shoot you. 634 00:34:47,053 --> 00:34:48,064 Then who did? 635 00:34:48,065 --> 00:34:49,069 You. 636 00:34:51,057 --> 00:34:52,060 What? 637 00:34:52,061 --> 00:34:55,012 You made yourself look like a victim, didn't you? 638 00:34:55,013 --> 00:34:57,693 So that you could hide the fact that you'd switched Maggie's arrows. 639 00:34:59,081 --> 00:35:01,028 You're mad. 640 00:35:01,029 --> 00:35:03,020 You're completely mad. 641 00:35:03,021 --> 00:35:06,013 This is all to do with Corporal Barry Foulkes, isn't it? 642 00:35:07,093 --> 00:35:09,033 Leave me alone! 643 00:35:27,033 --> 00:35:28,053 Catherine... 644 00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:34,005 Frank! Frank! 645 00:35:59,021 --> 00:36:01,024 We know that's a metal bolt, Catherine. 646 00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:03,225 And we also know what Barry Foulkes did to your brother. 647 00:36:03,226 --> 00:36:04,386 And that he got away with it. 648 00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:07,012 You wanted retribution, didn't you? 649 00:36:07,013 --> 00:36:10,036 So, you immersed yourself in Engelworld under a different name. 650 00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:11,077 And you waited. 651 00:36:13,009 --> 00:36:15,076 Falling in love with Adrian wasn't part of the plan. 652 00:36:15,077 --> 00:36:18,020 But it meant you had no qualms about framing Maggie. 653 00:36:18,021 --> 00:36:21,040 And her mission that week was to kill the Duke of Yorcastria. 654 00:36:21,041 --> 00:36:23,044 And you were sure that she wouldn't miss. 655 00:36:23,045 --> 00:36:25,052 So, this was your opportunity. 656 00:36:25,053 --> 00:36:27,088 And, while everyone was listening to Adrian, 657 00:36:27,089 --> 00:36:30,028 you made the switch, didn't you? 658 00:36:30,029 --> 00:36:32,092 Today's quest will be nothing less than 659 00:36:32,093 --> 00:36:36,009 a struggle for the Crown of Engelworld itself. 660 00:36:37,073 --> 00:36:40,008 Then came the master stroke. 661 00:36:40,009 --> 00:36:43,080 You found a quiet spot in the woods and, just before the battle scene, 662 00:36:43,081 --> 00:36:46,005 you shot a metal bolt through your own thigh. 663 00:36:55,069 --> 00:37:00,013 That's why we found another arrow, you used it to line up your shot. 664 00:37:04,045 --> 00:37:06,081 But before you could get rid of the evidence... 665 00:37:10,005 --> 00:37:11,061 Atta-a-ack! 666 00:37:17,069 --> 00:37:20,053 That's why you arrived too late to the battle scene, isn't it? 667 00:37:23,005 --> 00:37:25,044 You were too far away from Tony to convince us 668 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:27,041 that Maggie had tried to kill you, too. 669 00:37:30,025 --> 00:37:31,092 Help me! 670 00:37:31,093 --> 00:37:33,085 Please! 671 00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:39,064 Come on, Catherine. 672 00:37:39,065 --> 00:37:41,000 Put the crossbow down. 673 00:37:41,001 --> 00:37:42,068 He shot Johnny! 674 00:37:42,069 --> 00:37:44,072 In the heart! 675 00:37:44,073 --> 00:37:46,005 He was showing off! 676 00:37:49,025 --> 00:37:51,000 And then he lied. 677 00:37:51,001 --> 00:37:52,281 And got people to cover for him! 678 00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:56,297 He's not sorry! He didn't even apologise! To me, my family...! 679 00:37:58,033 --> 00:38:00,077 He may as well have shot us, too. 680 00:38:02,057 --> 00:38:04,005 You're trespassing. 681 00:38:05,037 --> 00:38:06,477 Why don't you call the police, then? 682 00:38:08,061 --> 00:38:10,088 You told me that Katie was on the ward next-door, 683 00:38:10,089 --> 00:38:14,056 so you must have seen her surname on her hospital bed. 684 00:38:14,057 --> 00:38:17,012 You weren't convinced Maggie could kill you. 685 00:38:17,013 --> 00:38:19,173 But if Katie turned out to be Johnny Talbot's sister... 686 00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:22,081 All began to fall into place, didn't it? 687 00:38:23,073 --> 00:38:25,092 Catherine had tracked you down. 688 00:38:25,093 --> 00:38:27,076 She wanted you dead. 689 00:38:27,077 --> 00:38:29,056 So, you'd have to eliminate her. 690 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,056 Which is what you tried to do, a few hours later. 691 00:38:31,057 --> 00:38:33,021 Get down! 692 00:38:39,081 --> 00:38:42,004 This if for Johnny. 693 00:38:42,005 --> 00:38:44,044 And for everything you put my family through! 694 00:38:44,045 --> 00:38:46,005 Catherine... Catherine! 695 00:38:48,057 --> 00:38:50,001 Why? 696 00:38:53,005 --> 00:38:55,044 Why couldn't you just let it go?! 697 00:38:55,045 --> 00:38:56,073 Go on, then. 698 00:38:59,005 --> 00:39:01,013 No-one's going to lie for you this time! 699 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,029 A-a-ah! 700 00:39:09,041 --> 00:39:11,017 It was a defective weapon! 701 00:39:13,053 --> 00:39:15,032 That's what the enquiry said! 702 00:39:15,033 --> 00:39:17,089 Lily-livered coward! 703 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,097 Stop! 704 00:39:22,089 --> 00:39:25,028 Shoot me! 705 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,052 Not my duke. 706 00:39:26,053 --> 00:39:27,097 This isn't a game! 707 00:39:29,097 --> 00:39:31,057 Get out the way, Maggie. 708 00:39:34,013 --> 00:39:36,001 Put the bow down, Katie. 709 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:40,097 Put the bow down. 710 00:39:46,077 --> 00:39:48,048 Please! 711 00:39:48,049 --> 00:39:50,061 I have to do this! 712 00:39:52,061 --> 00:39:55,008 Please, I have to do this! 713 00:39:55,009 --> 00:39:57,036 No! Catherine, you don't. 714 00:39:57,037 --> 00:39:59,001 You don't have to do this. 715 00:40:00,037 --> 00:40:02,037 It's all right... 716 00:40:04,013 --> 00:40:05,049 It's all right. 717 00:40:08,049 --> 00:40:10,005 It's all right. 718 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:26,365 Someone tried to kill Catherine Talbot in the woods earlier. 719 00:40:26,389 --> 00:40:28,048 And you kept it from me. 720 00:40:28,049 --> 00:40:29,169 She didn't want it reported. 721 00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:32,012 And now we know why, because it risked exposing her. 722 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,096 I got there, didn't I? 723 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,040 This time. 724 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:36,097 Your luck'll run out. 725 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:40,365 After everything I've taught her, 726 00:40:40,389 --> 00:40:42,357 she still thinks it comes down to luck? 727 00:40:50,077 --> 00:40:53,029 I'm not sure who's the biggest idiot. Him or me. 728 00:40:54,049 --> 00:40:56,025 You weren't to know what he'd done. 729 00:40:59,005 --> 00:41:00,085 You saved my life. 730 00:41:03,057 --> 00:41:05,005 She might not have shot you. 731 00:41:08,085 --> 00:41:10,057 I can't help loving you, Maggie. 732 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:13,033 In or out of Engleworld. 733 00:41:17,005 --> 00:41:18,085 Now you're being the idiot. 734 00:41:36,045 --> 00:41:38,017 It'll never last. 735 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:46,008 Well, the Engelworlders certainly got their 736 00:41:46,009 --> 00:41:48,076 unforgettable moment this week. 737 00:41:48,077 --> 00:41:50,008 Come on. 738 00:41:50,009 --> 00:41:53,076 When Tony asked for your phone number, that was genuine. 739 00:41:53,077 --> 00:41:56,084 Well, maybe, but after that I was just his alibi, wasn't I? 740 00:41:56,085 --> 00:41:59,024 Firstly, so he could get out of hospital early 741 00:41:59,025 --> 00:42:02,012 and then, secondly, so that he could nip off into the woods 742 00:42:02,013 --> 00:42:04,373 and have a pop at Katie and I thought he was in his kitchen. 743 00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:07,036 Darling, never trust a man who takes 30 minutes making 744 00:42:07,037 --> 00:42:08,076 an hors d'oeuvre. 745 00:42:08,077 --> 00:42:10,052 Wise words, Gloria. 746 00:42:10,053 --> 00:42:11,084 Listen, are we done? 747 00:42:11,085 --> 00:42:15,060 Davy, Doll and Owain cease to be. 748 00:42:15,061 --> 00:42:17,056 Out, out, brief candle. 749 00:42:17,057 --> 00:42:19,016 Ah, that's a relief. Thanks, Gloria. 750 00:42:19,017 --> 00:42:21,028 Thanks, Gloria. Bye. 751 00:42:21,029 --> 00:42:22,093 Ta-ta. 752 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,181 I'm going to miss Engelworld. 753 00:42:27,205 --> 00:42:30,040 Everyone needs a place to escape to, don't they? 754 00:42:30,041 --> 00:42:32,020 Hey, we've got a place to escape to. 755 00:42:32,021 --> 00:42:33,221 It's called the Mucky Mallard. 756 00:42:33,245 --> 00:42:38,016 And I hear the ghost of Davy the Ogre is buying! 757 00:42:38,017 --> 00:42:39,040 Thanks! 758 00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:40,541 What?! 759 00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:45,141 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51998

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