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LAINEY: Back in the '90s,
the Tonya Harding scandal shook the nation.
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Why?
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The idea that a top
Olympic athlete
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could possibly be involved
in an attack on her rival,
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Nancy Kerrigan, disappointed
people of all ages.
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But no one more than this guy.
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Tonya Harding has broken
our hearts.
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This whole sordid debacle
shows us what happens
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when young people are raised
without a moral compass.
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[FEEDBACK]
Okay, uh, thanks for sharing, Coach.
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And now for the reason that
we're here for this assembly,
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McGruff the Crime Dog!
[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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[APPLAUSE]
Okay, no, not yet! McGruff, hold on!
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[MUSIC STOPS]
As of today,
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there will be a new
zero-tolerance policy on cheating at this school.
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[FEEDBACK]
Oh. Well, there's always been a zero-tolerance policy.
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Uh, but I guess it wouldn't
hurt to reiterate it.
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I will be conducting
random locker searches
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to find any and all contraband
used to game the system.
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No.
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No.
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Be warned, children.
From this point on, cheating is a serious crime.
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[MUSIC RESUMES]
Not yet, McGruff.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
Sorry.
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Who am I to snap at
a canine officer of the law?
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Bring it in, poochie.
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Bring it in.
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♪♪
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♪ One of these days
You're gonna get outta here
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♪ Live your life
and finally be free
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♪ Go where you wanna go
Do what you wanna do
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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LAINEY: It was January 30th,
1990-something,
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and CB was giving William Penn's newest student a tour of the school.
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And, of course,
we have lots of lockers, but you know the dealio.
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You basically just put
your stuff in 'em.
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And our music teacher,
Lainey Lewis.
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Lainey,
meet Alex Piper.
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Hey there, Alex.
Hey.
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And that concludes
today's tour.
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Okay.
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Oh. New kid.
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Just moved here
from Pittsburgh.
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A little quiet,
but I dig his vibe.
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He's a douche-turd.
Whoa.
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You can't label a kid a douche
or a turd that swiftly.
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Perfect swooping hair,
shark-tooth necklace, bad attitude.
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What you're describing
is a cool kid.
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And I relate, 'cause that
was me back in the day.
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So I'm gonna go
do my CB thang
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and make our new friend
feel at ease.
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All right, I'm gonna go
do my Lainey thang
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and pretend you didn't
say "thang."
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[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLING] Okay.
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Have a great day.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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[IMITATING SLOW-MOTION]
Good
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morning,
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class.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[NORMAL VOICE] A little
Ace Venturato welcome our new student here today.
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Hey. I'm, uh,
Alex and stuff.
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All righty, then!
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[LAUGHTER]
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I'm sorry. Have you not
seen Ace Ventura?
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He's a pet detective,
saved a dolphin.
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It's very emotional.
No, I know the movie.
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Just didn't think anyone
still thought it was cool.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Ooh, wow.
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Well, you burned me.
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Let's pick back up
with our group reading of The Great Gatsby.
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You want to start us off,
new guy? Page 68.
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Um...
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You...
You want me to read?
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Yeah.
Is everything okay?
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I-I-I, um...I can't.
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What do you mean
you can't?
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I can't read, okay?
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Oh, wow. Okay.
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Um, I'm sorry, Alex.
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Uh, Tommy,
do you want to...
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I guess I could
give it a try.
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I mean, this really
feels like a safe space.
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The safest, pal.
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Um...
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[SLOWLY] You
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are
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a tool.
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[CLASS MURMURING]
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Oh.
[LAUGHS]
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That's real funny.
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So you're just
busting my balls, huh?
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[LAUGHING]
You make it so easy.
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Guess we'll just continue
with the class, then?
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All righty, then!
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[LAUGHTER]
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All right. Please read
to yourselves quietly.
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"Dear Burt Reynolds..."
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You wanted
to see me, John?Oh, hey, Liz.
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Uh, a lot of the kids
have been asking
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when you're gonna have
your first meeting for the Middle School Math team.
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Ah, yes.
The Math Olympiad.
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Thank you
for checking in.
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I'm not gonna
do that ever again.
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But you coach 'em
every year!
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Yes, and every year,
I watch them choke and come in dead last.
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I just can't watch those kids
failing again, John.
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It makes me
too emotional.
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I'm sorry
for that outburst.
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There was an outburst?
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Cheaters!
I found cheaters!
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Just look at all the stuff
I found in those lockers.
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I told you
not to do that!
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But look! Crib sheets
hidden inside of calc covers!
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Oh, boy.
Second-floor lockers, west end of the hall?
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Yes. How'd you know?
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That's the Mathletes.
Mathletes?
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See, they know they're gonna
embarrass themselves,
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and so they've decided
to cheat to save face.
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Liz, please. You got
to coach these kids at the Math Olympiad.
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Coach? Olympiad?
No way.
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The chances
of those kids winning
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are slimmer than
Fiona Apple's right thigh.
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Find somebody else.
I'll do it.
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Who am I gonna find
on such short notice?
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I said I'll do it.
What about CB?
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CB's already
advising six clubs.
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Maybe I didn't
project enough. I said I will coach
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this ragtag group
of underdogs.
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Crosby? Doc?
Karen Horikowa?
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Not available.
Am I dead? Am I a ghost?
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I said I'll do it!
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We hear you, okay?
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And while I do appreciate
your enthusiasm,
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I'm gonna have to give you
a hard but polite "no."
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But why?
But why...
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Allow me.
It's not personal, Rick.
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It's just, uh,
you teach gym,
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which makes us think
of you last when it comes to academics
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or anything other
than helping us move.
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Ah, I see what this is.
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Johnny-boy's just testing me
to see how badly I want this.
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[LAUGHS]
Well, game on!
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LAINEY: With that,
Coach was all-in on the Math Olympiad.
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[AUDIENCE GROANS]
What are you doing?
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I'm studying game tape
of the Math Olympiad.
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What?
I gave you a hard "no."
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When it comes
to teaching kids to be winners,
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there is no difference
between football,
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basketball, or math ball.
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There's no such thing
as math ball.
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These wonky-eyed Poindexters
don't need to cheat.
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They just need confidence.
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Please don't call them
"wonky-eyed Poindexters."
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And what they need to win
is to know math.
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Wrong! Check out the playoff
round against Episcopal.
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"X" equals 7.
These mouth-breathing goobers
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just sat there scared
and afraid.
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That's a highly advanced
calc theorem,
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and don't call them
"mouth-breathing goobers."
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Look, the point is,
these bird-boned Melvins know the math.
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I just need to teach 'em
how to grasp victory in their talons.
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"Bird-boned Melvins"
is an offensive term
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both to Melvins
and to thin-boned people.
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Please, John.
Just give me a shot. I can help them.
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Fine. But just remember,
if we come in last place for the fourth year in a row,
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we'll be the laughingstock
of bird-boned Melvins everywhere.
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LAINEY: Coach
had the Mathletes under control,
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but CB couldn't get a handle
on the "new kid" situation.
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Sup.
Gah!
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What are you doing lurking
back here like some weirdo?
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Wait, are you hiding
from the douche-turd?
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No.
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And also, yes, I'm hiding,
'cause he's very mean.
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Dude, you're scared
of a student?
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In just three days,
he's taken over my class.
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The kids aren't listening
to me anymore.
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They're not even laughing
at my impressions.
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What happened
to Mr. Cool Guy
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who's great
with the new students?
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Some of them are a little
bit more challenging.
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Why does
he keep standing near my Jetta?
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I'm totally gonna be late
for cribbage with my nana.
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Okay, cut the crap.
What is going on?
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[SIGHS]
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I have a confession
to make,
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and it's probably
gonna blow your mind.
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Ooh.
In high school,
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I wasn't as cool
as I led you to believe I was.
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In fact, I was a nerd.
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Sure.
Okay, you're not following.
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Back in the day, I wasn't as
slick or cocky or awesome...
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No,
that totally tracks.
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You're not getting it.
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I have to show you
something.
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Oh, God!
I told you.
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Oh, no.
This is so much worse than I imagined.
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Okay, well,
it's not that bad.
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I-I'm looking at it.
It is.
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I was just a boy.
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I mean, what's with
the lizard man on your shirt?
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It's Gollum.
And did you not realize it was picture day?
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I made it
for picture day.
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Oh, dear sweet Lord.
Klingon Language League.
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Dungeons & Dragons
Wizard Society.
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Okay, that was a fun club.
[BOOK CLOSES]
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What does any of this
have to do with Alex?
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Look, all I wanted
back in high school
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was to be cool and popular,
but I was a dweeb.
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And kids like Alex
constantly tortured me.
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Wait, now it
all makes sense.
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This job is like
your high-school do-over.
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Okay, fine.
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If I know anything,
it's that you got to bring the hammer down on that turd.
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Believe me.
Well, thanks for the advice, newbie,
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but you're talking to CB,
the super teacher.
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All I got to do is win him
over by being me.
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I'm good.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Okay. He's in the hall.
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You got to help me.
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This will be fun.
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Meanwhile, despite
Glascott's doubts,
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Coach was ready to
take on the Mathletes.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Now, my first thought
when I look at this group of bespectacled brainiacs
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is that you're a sad sight
and you can never win anything.
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But I'm gonna
change all that
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and lead you to glory
in the Math Olympiad.
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Yes, son.
What's your name?
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Aaron Rubin, sir.
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And I think I speak
for everyone when I say,
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what the [BLEEP]
is happening?
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What's happening is I am
gonna coach you to victory.
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So let's all hydrate
with some Fruitopia and get to work!
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I wonder what
the ingredients are.
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Don't look
at the ingredients!
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Could it be
that you printed out all the formulas
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in tiny font
and taped them right here?
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Yeah. That's right.
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00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,788
I found your
very brilliant cheating tools
242
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,354
that would have
for-sure worked.
243
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,008
That's it.
We're screwed.
244
00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,967
How is a gym coach
gonna help us solve equations
245
00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,708
like the one that
killed us last year?
246
00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:58,625
Gym coach, huh?
Is that all you think I am?
247
00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,366
You nerds
shouldn't judge people on first impressions.
248
00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,716
You literally
just called us nerds.
249
00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,369
Pipe down.
250
00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:07,329
Now we're gonna warm up
with some math push-ups and some math wind sprints.
251
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,852
Then we'll take
a math water break
252
00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,550
before we run a math 5K.
253
00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,770
You can't just put "math"
in front of words and make it math.
254
00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,250
All right, laps,
all three of you.
255
00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:17,252
Laps?
Around the desks. Now.
256
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,166
But...
Move it!
257
00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:22,431
♪♪
258
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,954
High knees!
Run like an American!
259
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,261
♪♪
260
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:31,266
LAINEY: CB hadn't figured out how to solve his problems with the new kid.
261
00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:33,094
But I was about to
reveal a secret
262
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,530
that would give him
all the answers.
263
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,966
[SLURPING]
Okay, listen.
264
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,446
Now I have a huge
confession to make
265
00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,230
that's gonna totally
blow your mind.
266
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:42,451
Okay?
In high school, I was a douche-turd myself.
267
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:43,713
Sure.
You're not following.
268
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,497
Back then, I wasn't
sweet or friendly
269
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,456
or remotely kind
to most people.
270
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,414
No, that totally tracks.
You still don't understand.
271
00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:54,202
See, if I sensed
any weakness in a teacher, I'd have a field day.
272
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:57,466
That all ended when I finally
came across a teacher who shut me down.
273
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:58,685
He taught me
to respect him
274
00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,425
and to not act
like such a douche-turd.
275
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,601
Can you introduce me
to him?
276
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,037
Don't have to.
You already know him.
277
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,168
♪♪
278
00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,475
Coach Mellor?
279
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,477
Behind me
stand your enemies from Episcopal.
280
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:12,263
Why are their faces pasted
on those... Things.
281
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:15,484
These "things"
are blocking sleds,
282
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,181
and they represent the enemy.
283
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,009
If you can push through them,
you can push through your fears.
284
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,663
Strong body, strong mind.
285
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:24,493
Now step up and show Episcopal
how this team takes out the competition.
286
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:25,537
Attack!
287
00:10:27,409 --> 00:10:29,237
[GRUNTS]
[GROANING]
288
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,239
Wow.
Oh.
289
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,240
That's intense.
290
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:33,633
[ALL GRUNTING]
291
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,722
My God,
you kids are bad at math.
292
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,376
See that? That is how
you keep kids in line.
293
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,727
But he's not funny
or whimsical at all.
294
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,685
How does
he amuse children into learning?
295
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,991
He doesn't.
He takes charge
296
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,036
and refuses to get
pushed around by anyone,
297
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,777
not even a douche-turd.
298
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,910
Do that.
All right. I'll do it.
299
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,694
Got to get me
some of them shorts.
300
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,740
You don't have to
wear the shorts.Right.
301
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,959
LAINEY: It was game day,
and the kids claimed to be ready.
302
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,526
But Coach was unconvinced.
303
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,963
All right.
Game day approaches.
304
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,096
How are my math warriors
feeling?
305
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,663
ALL: Yeah!
306
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,577
There's the killer confidence
I've been trying to teach you.
307
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:06,709
You sure did, Coach.
308
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,189
We're positive
we're gonna win today.
309
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,581
Attaboy.
310
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,148
And what do you say we watch
a little game tape
311
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,585
and learn about
the competition, huh?
312
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,153
Oh, looks like
some tiny masked man
313
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,852
smashed your
opponents' calculators. Why? Why?
314
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,636
Why?
315
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,594
[GRUNTING ON VIDEO]
316
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:24,988
Why?
317
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,774
Why?
318
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:31,647
After everything I taught you,
you still go and Tonya Harding their calculators?
319
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,953
You didn't teach us
anything!
320
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,955
That's why we
Tonya Harding'd the calculators,
321
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,392
so they'd forfeit
and we could finally win.
322
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,785
Forfeit? It's a school.
323
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,396
They have giant boxes
of calculators.
324
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,745
Really?
Yes!
325
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,225
You know, for smart kids,
you sure are dumb.
326
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:46,009
Hey, we panicked.
327
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,403
You've already established
we don't think well under pressure.
328
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,579
You guys are lucky I smoothed
this over with Episcopal,
329
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,102
and they're gonna go ahead
with the Olympiad.
330
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,495
Wait. We still
have to play them?
331
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,975
Oh, yes.
332
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,411
And mark my words.
333
00:11:56,454 --> 00:12:00,632
As long as I'm your coach, you
will do things the right way.
334
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,765
Sorry, Rick. You're no longer
the coach of the Mathletes.
335
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:03,897
Liz is taking over.
336
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,376
Oh, come on.
337
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,814
We got parent complaints
about your teaching methods,
338
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,251
which, in fairness,
are completely insane.
339
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,862
♪♪
340
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,561
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
341
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,825
It's come to my attention
that one of you has betrayed
342
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,610
the sacred bond
between coach and coachee
343
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,177
by complaining
to your mommy.
344
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,308
Who did it?
345
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,485
Okay, I see what this is.
346
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,705
Get rid of old Coach,
and nobody stops you from cheating, huh?
347
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,708
We got rid of you
so we can finally have a real math teacher.
348
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,492
Oh, snap.
[CHUCKLES]
349
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,190
Am I using that right?
350
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,409
I see.
351
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:41,717
♪♪
352
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,415
[CHALK SCRAPING]
353
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,027
♪♪
354
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:56,645
Yeah, that's right.
The dumb coach knows math.
355
00:12:56,688 --> 00:13:00,083
And so do all of you.
You don't need to cheat.
356
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,606
You just need
a little confidence.
357
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:07,221
Good luck on your Olympiad,
Mathletes.
358
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,745
♪♪
359
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,182
Oh, snap!
360
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,315
Now that time,
I nailed it.
361
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:17,492
Okay. When you enter
that classroom, you're no longer CB.
362
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,669
You're Coach Mellor,
the no-nonsense boss-man who's always in control.
363
00:13:20,712 --> 00:13:22,453
Just a gym teacher,
huh?
364
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:23,977
How dare those kids?
How dare they?
365
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,630
What the...
What's going on there, Rick?
366
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,023
Mathletes
ganged up on me.
367
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,329
It really
hurt my feelings.
368
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,721
After a lifetime
of competition,
369
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,723
it took six scrawny nerds
to defeat me.
370
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,073
I'm kind of working
on something here,
371
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,248
and this vibe
is throwing it way off.
372
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,989
[VOICE BREAKING]
Understood.
373
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,860
Okay. I'm starting
to have second thoughts.
374
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,775
No. No, forget sad,
broken Mellor.
375
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,255
Be regular Mellor,
okay?
376
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,213
Firm but fair,
demand respect.
377
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,780
Be in charge.
378
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,129
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
Got it.
379
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,478
Look alive, people.
380
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,654
Everybody break
out your copies of Animal Farm.
381
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,527
You're about to get
a crash course on the sham that is communism.
382
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,705
Hmm. Sir,
I have a question.Say it, son.
383
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,272
Is one of the animals
a boar?
384
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,882
You know, 'cause that's
what this is. It's a bore.
385
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,318
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
386
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:04,017
All right, hotshot.
20 push-ups. On your knuckles.
387
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,801
Dude, you can't just
blow a whistle at me
388
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,715
in the middle
of English class.
389
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,108
Oh, I'll blow
whenever I want.
390
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:10,458
Oh, you got that part right.
You do indeed blow.
391
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,068
[CLASS MURMURING]
392
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,331
Quiet, you unbearable
douche-turd.
393
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,419
Oh, no. He snapped.
394
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,421
CB finally lost it.
395
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:20,511
All the angry things
that he dreamed of saying to his high-school bullies,
396
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,470
things that built up
inside him for years,
397
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,472
came roaring out.
398
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,909
But unfortunately,
in that short moment,
399
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:30,130
he had forgotten that he was
aiming all of it at a kid.
400
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,045
People like you
grow up to be nothing.
401
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,917
[GASPS]
402
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,614
I... Well, I-I... I...
403
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:39,182
I don't... I didn't...
I didn't mean... I...
404
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:42,185
♪♪
405
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,144
LAINEY: While CB
was failing with Alex,
406
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,320
the Mathletes
were just failing.
407
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:50,237
MAN: What is the value
of 8 to the "X" power over 2 to the "Y" power?
408
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,934
Come on, Aaron.
You know this.
409
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,372
[FEEDBACK]
2 to the 11th power?
410
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:56,634
[BUZZER]
[SIGHS]
411
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,506
Dang it. They're getting
crushed again.
412
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,943
This is hard to watch.
I told you it would be.
413
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,076
Just another example
of a woman's truth
414
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,339
falling on
a man's deaf ears.
415
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,167
Maybe that's what
I should title my book.
416
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:07,907
I know how to fix this.
417
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,432
Now remember,
marginal efficiency
418
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,390
is the difference between
a player's success rate
419
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,393
and the expected success rate
of each play, all right?
420
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,655
Uh, excuse me, Rick?
Can we, uh...
421
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,222
Not now.
I'm coaching football.
422
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,268
Rick, we really
need to talk.
423
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:24,010
All right, you numbskulls,
study those statistics.
424
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,185
I'll be back.
425
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,971
You're teaching
the football team math?
426
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,886
These guys already have
the killer instinct.
427
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,627
They just need to
understand the game.
428
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,672
Those nerds needed
the opposite.
429
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,631
Look, Coach, you got to
make it to the Olympiad.
430
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:39,155
The team is even choking
on questions they know.
431
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,636
They're not my team anymore.
Those kids think I'm a dummy.
432
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:42,811
And so do you.
433
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,334
I was wrong about you.
434
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,423
Actually, you're not.
435
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,643
In high school, I needed
a certain GPA to play sports,
436
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,905
and I didn't think
I was smart enough,
437
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,430
so I cheated
on my math exams.
438
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,432
I got caught, and I couldn't
play for the whole semester.
439
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,607
I had no idea.
440
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,609
I decided then and there
that I wasn't gonna believe
441
00:15:58,653 --> 00:15:59,828
what other people
thought of me.
442
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,482
I was gonna believe
in myself.
443
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:04,572
So I studied my butt off,
and I became great at math.
444
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:07,444
That's what you
wanted to teach the kids, to believe.
445
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:11,448
Yeah, well, they didn't,
not in themselves or in me.
446
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,928
Look, Coach,
I know you're hurt,
447
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,278
but you didn't give up
on yourself.
448
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:18,412
And it'd be a damn shame
to give up on these kids.
449
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:21,197
♪♪
450
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,507
LAINEY: Without Coach Mellor,
451
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,248
the Mathletes
were in desperate need of a pep talk.
452
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,727
Liz, you're gonna
have to fire these kids up.
453
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,033
You're their
only chance.
454
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,602
Okay. I can do this.
455
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,952
Uh-huh.
456
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,782
Mathletes, I want you all to
just take a moment and...
457
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:46,309
And truly understand
that I am currently in phase one of a panic attack.
458
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:51,445
I desperately tried to avoid
being in this high-intensity situation as your math coach,
459
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:55,057
'cause you're all
incredibly fragile children
460
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,059
who I feared would,
once again,
461
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,932
get their asses handed to them
in a very public competition. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
462
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,152
Once again, I have failed you.
463
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,328
But good luck out there.
464
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,503
I'm sorry.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
465
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,418
[GASPS]
466
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,900
Coach! You almost hit Liz
with that garbage pail.
467
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,771
Because I'm fired up,
468
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:16,252
and it's time my team
gets fired up, too!
469
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,341
Look, I'm sorry
it took me so long
470
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,430
to come back
when you needed me.
471
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:23,346
The truth is, I was hurt.
I felt like you judged me.
472
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,870
But you called us a bunch
of dweebs and dorks.
473
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,916
Because you are.
474
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:31,180
But... You're also champions.
475
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:34,096
I don't understand, Coach.
We were so crappy to you.
476
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,142
Why'd you come back
here to help us?
477
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:39,362
Well, maybe because we're more
alike than you realize.
478
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:43,801
Now let's get out there
and kick the snot out of those Episcopalians.
479
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,195
ALL: Yeah!
480
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,371
Come on! Let's go!
481
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,546
Yeah!
[LAUGHS]
482
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,854
♪♪
483
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,291
Hey. You all right?
No.
484
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,858
I mean,
look at the kid. I broke him.
485
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,382
Yeah. I kind of feel like a
small part of this is my fault
486
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,818
for pushing you
to be a Mellor.
487
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:04,257
It kind of feels
like it's largely your fault, but sure.
488
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,260
Here. I want
to show you something.
489
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,522
It's my 8th grade
yearbook.
490
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,958
Coming in hot.
491
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,220
[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
492
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,135
Whoa, now.
I know. And it gets worse.
493
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,919
[LAUGHS]
494
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,704
Donnie Wahlberg Club?
495
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,923
Kind of went through
a New Kids phase with my best friend.
496
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,534
We got teased
and mocked.
497
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,623
But then,
going into high school,
498
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,147
Erica and I decided to
totally reinvent ourselves.
499
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,629
So she bailed on all
her smart classes, I got us makeovers...
500
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,545
And you were those girls
who came in freshman year cool and popular.
501
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,764
Yeah. We were
douche-turds.Hmm.
502
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,723
Look, I'm not proud of who
I was in high school, okay?
503
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,507
But who is?
504
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,030
So,
becoming a teacher
505
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,468
is kind of like a do-over
for you, too, huh?
506
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:45,428
Maybe it's a chance
for me to stop worrying about how people see me.
507
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,430
Maybe it's a chance for me
to just be myself.
508
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,824
Does that mean
you're gonna start wearing New Kids gear again?
509
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,218
I will if you go show
that kid the kind of person you really are.
510
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,610
Okay.
511
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,308
♪♪
512
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,397
Sup.
513
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,615
Go away.
514
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,617
[SIGHS] Listen.
515
00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:03,011
I'm really sorry
for losing it yesterday.
516
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:07,146
You see, people used to
pick on me in high school,
517
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,583
and I took it
all out on you.
518
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:10,888
Yeah, but you're right.
I suck.
519
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,847
What do you mean?
520
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,371
So I went to this huge
public school in Pittsburgh.
521
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,202
And I was so lost there.
People didn't even know my name.
522
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,074
So when I moved here,
523
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,294
I thought maybe I could
just be someone new.
524
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,384
Maybe you just got to work
on being more yourself.
525
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,866
Dude, I don't even know
what that means.
526
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,260
Well, it's my job
to help you figure it out.
527
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:38,046
♪ These are the days
528
00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,569
♪ You might fill
with laughter...
529
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,050
LAINEY: Growing up,
we're so worried about how people see us
530
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,358
that we can lose sight
of who we truly are.
531
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,534
If you judge someone
before you know 'em,
532
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:50,014
you may never see what
they're truly capable of.
533
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:53,670
SUZANNE: The radius
of the second circle is 1 over 2 times pi-squared.
534
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,933
[BELL DINGS]
Correct! William Penn Academy wins!
535
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,413
ALL: Yeah!
536
00:19:57,457 --> 00:20:00,460
Yes! Whoo!
All right! Oh, snap!
537
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,462
[LAUGHS] Hey,
that's my catchphrase.
538
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,594
LAINEY: And who knows?
The person you judge most
539
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,031
could even wind up being
your biggest inspiration.
540
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:12,254
The truth is, none of us are
defined by just one thing.
541
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,083
We can be both a nerd
and an athlete,
542
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,346
or a jock and a math whiz.
543
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,046
Or even a cool teacher
and a secret geek.
544
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:26,442
♪ These are days
545
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:29,228
♪ You'll remember ♪
546
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,360
♪♪
547
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,629
[VOCALIZING]
548
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,677
Hello, guys.
My name is Brett Dier,
549
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,418
and I'm sitting here
with Alex Piper.
550
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,420
So, Alex, what was it
like being the new kid?
551
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,204
It's always tough
being the new kid because you get there
552
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,250
and everyone already
has their friendships.
553
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,339
It was just a challenge.
You make fun of the teacher, everybody loves you.
554
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,210
That's a good strategy.
555
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,037
What kind of stuff
did you do?
556
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,473
There was one teacher who,
557
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,170
in her classroom,
I would just bark.
558
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,433
Like a dog?
[BARKS]
559
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,130
She never quite figured out
that it was me.
560
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,784
She thought someone
had a pet dog in the class.
561
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:04,915
Possibly.
562
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,177
I can do
a Chihuahua. Ready?
563
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,657
[IMITATES CHIHUAHUA BARK]
[LAUGHS]
564
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,007
So if you could go back
and talk to your younger self,
565
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,532
would you be like, "Hey, dude,
stop being a douche-turd"?
566
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:15,012
I would tell myself
to stop trying so hard.
567
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:16,666
What were your thoughts
on CB?
568
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,842
He seemed to be
on the side of the student.
569
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,714
You felt like you just wanted
this guy to be your friend.
570
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,673
He was the cool teacher,
so you felt like you were
571
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,371
a little bit cooler
if he paid attention to you.
572
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:26,546
That's badass.
573
00:21:26,596 --> 00:21:31,146
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