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LAINEY: The '90s
was the heyday of teen romcoms,
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and the greatest of all
was She's All That,
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a classic tale
of the popular guy
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who bets he can turn a girl
from geek to chic.
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And as a teacher,
I had to check it out to stay up with the kids.
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"May I present the new,
not improved,
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"but different...
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"Laney Boggs."
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* Swing, swing
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* Swing the spinning step
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* You wear those shoes
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* And I will
wear that dress... *
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I may have checked it out
more than once,
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but less than 19 times.
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Am I a bet?
LAINEY: "Am I a bet?"
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Am I a bet?
"Am I a bet?"
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"Am I a (BLEEP) bet?"
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Turns out watching it
over and over
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came in pretty handy
at school.
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Hey, bro,
check out Harriet.
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Does she know half that
Go-Gurt is on her face?
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With a new look
and the right guy on her arm,
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she could be as popular
as any girl at this school.
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I'll make that bet.
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Hey! You stop doing
what you're doing. What?
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You're plotting
to She's-All-That the weird girl.
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Um, I don't think
you're supposed
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to call the students
"weird."
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Look, it works out
in the movies.
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But in real life,
it is just wrong.
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And, uh, what makes
you the expert?
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Years before
the movie ever existed,
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I made a bet that
I could She's-All-That a guy
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right here
at William Penn.
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Whoa.
His name was Barry Goldberg.
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He was emotionally
out of control.
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He rapped the most
un-fresh lyrics.
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(RAPPING) * Big Tasty
wants to take you
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* On a boat ride *
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He ran with his arms
flowing behind him.
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(GRUNTS)
This isn't fair!
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What happened?
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Before he finished
high school, we were engaged.
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I don't want
to get engaged.
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When you
She's-All-That someone,
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there is no telling
what could happen.
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Take a long look at that
Go-Gurt-slurping weirdo.
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You really want to spend
the rest of your life with her?
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Wazzup?
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You got something
on your chin?
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Oh, I do?
Yeah.
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It's to the left,
on your cheek.
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* Someday, you will say,
"Those were the days" *
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LAINEY: I t was January 16th,
1990-something,
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and I still had a lot
to learn in my new job,
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but the one thing I knew
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was every school
in the world
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had exactly
the same kind of teachers,
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like Ms. Cinoman,
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the classic
overly dramatic drama teacher...
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Your soul, your breath,
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your skin yearn
for Juliet!
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I need a minute.
I've worked myself up again.
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LAINEY: ...and Mr. Crosby,
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the intense eight-fingered
wood shop teacher...
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These nubs are a reminder
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of just how dangerous
wood shop can be.
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LAINEY: ...and then
there was CB,
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the young, hip,
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"super teacher"
that all the kids loved.
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Whoo!
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(BOTH VOACALIZE)
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What are you doing?
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I have a unique handshake
with each of the kids.
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Makes them feel special,
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and makes me feel...
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And makes...
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Okay, let's learn.
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LAINEY: And so far,
I was the newbie
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none of the other
teachers respected.
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Hey, Susan.
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I saw you still
need some help
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with
the Beautification Club.
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Sign me up.
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Wow.
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Well, manis and pedis
courtesy of the PTA?
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I mean, who wouldn't
jump on that? (CHUCKLES) Oh.
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The Beautification Club
spends every Saturday
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cleaning up
the local parks.
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Ew.
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I mean,
my weekend is jammed.
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More dirty needles
for Susan.
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I could help you, Susan.
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Oh, thanks, CB,
you're the best.
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(MOCKINGLY MIMICS CB)
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LAINEY: But I knew
if they just got to know me,
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I could change all that.
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It wasn't easy.
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Hey, who wants
to go to the cafe
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and grab
some fish sticks?
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Pretty sweet that teachers
eat for free, am I right?
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Teachers do not
eat for free.
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You've just been grabbing
food without paying?
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(SCOFFS) No.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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She was a crap student.
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Now she's
a crap teacher.
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I give her
three weeks, tops.
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I can turn her around.
It's what I do.
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I mold young minds,
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and I'm guessing hers
is pretty soft.
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You're great with kids, CB,
but this is different.
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Lainey's generally
disappointing.
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You wanna bet?
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I know for a fact
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that I can transform her
into a good teacher.
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Name your price.
Discman.
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One of those fancy kinds
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that can handle
light splashing.
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I listen in the tub.
You're on.
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It's my nubs,
isn't it? I don't...
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Say it.
Say it's my nubs.
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It's not...
It's not your nubs.
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LAINEY: While CB
was making his bet,
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Glascott was overseeing
the dance decorating committee.
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MELLOR:
How much longer, John?
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My dodge balls
are precisely inflated
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for maximum sting.
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Every moment counts.
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Okay, Coach,
just a second.
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All right, kids,
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let us delight
in the magic of helium.
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Launch the balloon arch!
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Look at her fly...
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Away.
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Okay, okay,
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that is why we do
a dry run, people.
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All right, let's take five.
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)
TOM SCOTT: Ah, that's my bad.
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Got distracted
talking to Lana Eisenstein.
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Ooh, see, I told you,
Tom Scott.
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Joining
the decorating committee
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was a great way to break
the ice with Lana. Yeah.
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This guy is helping you
score a date?
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Oh, no, not yet.
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But in time.
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As the man says,
"The slowest moving storms..."
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Create the most destruction.
"...create the most destruction."
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It's not
a perfect metaphor,
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but it gets
the point across.
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If your point
is failure.
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Eisenstein plays
the tuba, right?
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Oh, like an angel.
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Next band practice,
I want you to take her tuba,
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I want you to lift it
in the air,
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and I want you to say,
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"Hey, let's go
to the dance together."
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Lifting something
is not gonna get him a date to a dance.
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Of course it will!
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You lift with your core.
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At the center
of your core is your heart,
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AKA, the love muscle.
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The lift showcases
the strength of said muscle.
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Everything
you just said is dumb.
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Go tie down that arch,
slow storm.
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John.
Oh, Ms. Fleming.
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What a beautiful broach
you're wearing.
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Thank you, it's a seashell
meant to look like my uterus.
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, I've asked custodial
three times
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for a broom
and a dust pan.
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My Young Feminists Club
is screening Thelma & Louise,
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and when those ladies
fly off that cliff,
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the popcorn
will fly, too.
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Okay, well, I will ride
a broom to you myself.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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I mean, bring a broom.
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I don't ride brooms.
(CHUCKLES)
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But witches do!
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Okay.
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You're hot
for Liz Fleming.
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Me? No!
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Did it seem that way?
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I'm not.
Why would you ask?
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Is my nose sweating?
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All noses sweat!
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Well, what are you
waiting for?
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Ask the lady out,
Don Ho.
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I'm gonna assume
you meant Don Juan.
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And, no, I would never
date a teacher here.
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Like any good principal,
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I check my life
at the flagpole.
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That's my code.
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John, as your friend,
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I have to tell you
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that your code
is a load of crap
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and will only make
your sad life sadder.
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Well, as your friend,
I have to tell you
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that your life
is equally sad,
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and we're actually
just co-workers.
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I feel pain
like a regular man, John.
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Okay, look. I'm not
asking out Liz. Ever.
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But if you
want to help out,
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you can take her
a broom and dust pan.
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Time me.
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Hey, Liz, just doing
my good friend a favor
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and bringing you
some cleaning implements.
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(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
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Look at you lift that
all by yourself.
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I mean,
let me help you. I got it.
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I needed
the workout anyway.
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(CABINET CLANGS)
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You believe in
physical fitness?
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Yeah, this morning
was wall-sits,
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tuck-jumps,
and frog squats.
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Frog squats?
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That's my favorite
lower-body calisthenic.
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Okay, well,
not to push you out,
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but I do need
to look over
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this season's
track schedule.
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You're coaching track now?
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Yeah, I gave up coaching
a few years ago,
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but, uh, I've missed it,
you know?
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(CHUCKLES)
Know?
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Without coaching,
I'd have nothing.
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I mean,
literally nothing.
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Oh, I have
a very full life.
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I love the competition,
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but my real passion
is molding girls into women.
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I feel the same passion
about boys.
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I mean men.
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Molding. Coaching.
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Is my nose sweating?
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No more
than the rest of you.
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LAINEY: While Coach
was suddenly falling for one teacher,
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I was about to get
tricked by another.
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Oh, well, if it isn't
Teacher of the Year.
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Look, I see that
you're struggling to fit in,
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and I think
I can help, okay?
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I know what it's like
to be new.
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(CLANGING)
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So, I just want to help.
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Fine.
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What's your big advice?
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If you want
their respect,
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you have to show them
that you care.
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Get involved.
Reach out to a kid.
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Oh, I care!
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I'm a caring nightmare.
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I'll bet you right now
I can help some kid.
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Don't want to bet.
Loser buys the other a Discman.
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Is there something
about DiscmanS that I'm not getting?
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Just give me
the motivation! Fine.
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I bet you can't
make a difference in a kid's life.
255
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
You're on, assface.
256
00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:49,970
I know just the kid.
257
00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,641
I'm going to the dance
with Lana!
258
00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,342
Nice, Tom Scott!
259
00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,144
I told you
taking it slow would work.
260
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Totally.
261
00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,413
Also, this morning,
I lifted her tuba and said,
262
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,215
"We should go
to the dance together."
263
00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,351
Oh, wait, so you took
the coach's advice?
264
00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,753
And it worked.
265
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,588
Although I farted
when I lifted the tuba,
266
00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:10,090
but Lana was too nice
to say anything.
267
00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,324
Wow. I can't believe it.
268
00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,760
Oh, yeah, me neither.
(CHUCKLES)
269
00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,662
It was a real dooze.
270
00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,230
You know,
the best part is,
271
00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,600
for the first time
since I've been at this school,
272
00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,268
I, uh...
I don't feel so lonely.
273
00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,405
I want love in my life
like Tom Scott.
274
00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,674
Give me some dumb advice
275
00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,241
so that I can date
Liz Fleming.
276
00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,610
No, you were right.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
277
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,811
You're the one
who helped Tom.
278
00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,045
But your dumb words
put him over the top.
279
00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,714
As your friend,
I need to remind you,
280
00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:34,948
you have a code,
281
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,884
and that is that you check
your life at the flagpole.
282
00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:37,951
Forget Fleming.
283
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,519
Why do you have
that play drawn up
284
00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,955
with X's and hearts
instead of X's and O's?
285
00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,192
Wait. You like
Liz Fleming now?
286
00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,794
Well, I didn't intend
for this to happen,
287
00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,896
but when she wrapped
her bird-like arms
288
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,230
around that filing cabinet,
289
00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,965
she didn't just lift
a piece of furniture.
290
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,533
She...lifted my heart!
291
00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,202
Then game on,
as they say.
292
00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,070
You don't say that.
I say that!
293
00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,471
Well, I say it now, too.
294
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,407
Game on!
You're not saying it right.
295
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,609
It's "game on!"
296
00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,876
I'm gonna
make it my own.
297
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,111
Game on!
Game on!
298
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,178
Game on!
Game on!
299
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,581
Game on!
On, on, on, on, on!
300
00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,817
LAINEY:
While Mellor and Glascott tore each other down...
301
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,251
Aah!
302
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,820
...I was eager to build up
Harriet's confidence.
303
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,122
So, I sense you'd like more
from your life at school.
304
00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,356
Am I right?
305
00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,658
Well, sure.
That would be good.
306
00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,892
Well, I pulled your file,
307
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,628
and I see you're
on the debate team,
308
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,795
but you never compete.
309
00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,330
Sounds like
a lack of confidence.
310
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,232
And that's just...
I want a makeover!
311
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,299
What's that?
312
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,968
New hair, new shoes,
new clothes,
313
00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,903
that's the kind
of "more" I want.
314
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,672
Listen, I hear
what you're saying,
315
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,807
but I've got a plan
to turn you into a superstar
316
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,475
that's way more than just
a new pair of shoes.
317
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:36,610
And your jacket.
318
00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,045
I want that jacket.
319
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,947
And I want it
off your body so it has your musk.
320
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,114
Okay, that's good.
321
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,415
And strange.
322
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,251
But you're telling me
what you want. I like it.
323
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,953
You do?
Yes.
324
00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,354
You know what
happens sometimes
325
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,689
when you only change
what's on the outside?
326
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,059
It makes you feel
damn good on the inside!
327
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,827
We're doing
a makeover! Yes!
328
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,228
LAINEY: Just like that,
329
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,697
I had the perfect way
to show off to my peers
330
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,231
and finally
earn their respect.
331
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,200
I'm sure you're all
wondering why I've called you here.
332
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,501
It's come
to my attention
333
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,036
that I don't
have your respect,
334
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,872
because some
of you don't think I'm a very good teacher.
335
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,139
It's all of us.
336
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,208
Well, then you're about
to owe me an apology,
337
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,110
because I am
about to turn
338
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,712
Harriet Tubman's life
around.
339
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,146
Oh, I don't know
her last name,
340
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,682
but I'm sure
it's not Tubman.
341
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,349
Introducing the new,
342
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,951
not improved
but different,
343
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,153
Harriet Tubman!
344
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,454
Stop saying Tubman.
345
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,622
(SONG PLAYING)
346
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,757
* Kiss me
347
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,259
* Out of
the bearded barley
348
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,628
* Nightly
349
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,331
* Beside the green,
green grass
350
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,866
* Swing, swing
351
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,869
* Swing the spinning step
352
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,504
* You wear those shoes
353
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,739
(RECORD SLOWS)
* And I will... *
354
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,373
Ooh!
355
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,508
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
356
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,043
CB: What... What, um...
What, uh...
357
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,178
(STAMMERS)
What's happening here? I'm inspiring a student.
358
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,180
To be more shallow?
To be more confident!
359
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,616
(SINGSONG) Rubba-dub-dub,
like my jams in the tub. Okay.
360
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,251
Look, I'm just
getting started here.
361
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,686
Besides,
people are gonna notice
362
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,354
Harriet's new attitude
more than anything.
363
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,522
BECKY: Holy crap!
364
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,158
Harriet looks like
an MTV VJ!
365
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,027
I have play practice
after school,
366
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,595
I'd skip it
if you could make my boobs look like that.
367
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,197
You're the lead.
You cannot skip.
368
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,399
Forget the play!
I want boobs!
369
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,168
All right, you know what? As
long as I'm at this school... Please, I...
370
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,502
...you won't have boobs.
Please, please.
371
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,905
Okay, I see how this might not
be helping my case.
372
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,540
You she's-all-that'd
a student.
373
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,208
You're a teacher,
not a stylist.
374
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,045
You know what?
I am done with this. I deserve your respect.
375
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,748
And if you can't see that,
well, then, you're all just a bunch
376
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,115
of crusty,
old dill holes.
377
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,283
Dill hole?
378
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,352
Just...
379
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,591
Rubba-dub-dub.
380
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,526
I had failed
to win the teachers over,
381
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,964
but CB still had his bet with
Crosby, and he wasn't about to lose.
382
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,199
Again,
it's not free, so...
383
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,768
Everybody does it.
384
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,636
Look. (SIGHS)
I just wanted to apologize.
385
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,138
I was too harsh yesterday,
386
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,741
and if you're interested,
I'd still like to help.
387
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,977
Why?
Simple.
388
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,578
I really do
believe in you, Lainey.
389
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,946
You actually mean that?
390
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,381
Of course I do! Yes!
391
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,884
So where do we start?
392
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,185
Teach me to teach.
I'm ready.
393
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,822
Okay, to get
the teachers' respect,
394
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,123
you have to prove to them
395
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,657
that you can
reach the kids.
396
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,160
Now, to do that,
you have to be creative...
397
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,296
...and potentially
398
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,363
daring.
399
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,432
Now let the show begin.
400
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,401
Uh, "show"?
401
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,837
(AS JIM CARREY)
As Fire Marshal Bill says,
402
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,272
"One theme
in Shakespeare's 'King Lear'
403
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,274
"is the lack of justice
in a cruel world."
404
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,843
Please never do that again.
405
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,945
(NORMAL VOICE)
Once she's through the looking glass,
406
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:28,281
Alice's world is literally
turned upside down.
407
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,650
Your face is very red.
I'm concerned.
408
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:33,120
(PLAYING)
409
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,023
So, that flute
is yours now.
410
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,859
(GRUNTS) Oh!
411
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,128
Oh, my God!
I want to be a better teacher,
412
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,130
not the warm-up act
at a carnival freak show.
413
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,832
I'm just trying
to encourage you
414
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,034
to think outside the box
and have fun.
415
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,802
Gah, this is hopeless!
416
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,938
Look, there might be
an easier way.
417
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,439
Listening.
418
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,341
Okay, you're dressed like
a teenager going to the mall.
419
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,209
Teachers,
they can be just as shallow
420
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,544
as the students,
421
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,146
and appearances...
they matter.
422
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,981
Yes, yes! I'll do the
easy shallow thing.
423
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,816
Then we're doing
a make-under!
424
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,951
(RECORD REVS)
425
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,419
* Oh, kiss me
426
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,889
* Beneath the milky twilight
427
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,024
* Lead me
428
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,894
* Out on the moonlit floor
429
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,863
* Lift your open hand
430
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,299
* Strike up the band
and make the fireflies dance
431
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,334
* Silver moon's sparkling *
432
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,737
Susan, still need help
advising the Beautification Club?
433
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,406
Yes! That'd be great.
434
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,475
Excellent.
Then, on Saturday,
435
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,977
I will put these
garbage hands to work.
436
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,912
Oh, terrific, Lainey.
Okay, I'll see you at 5:00 a.m.
437
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,080
Huh?
438
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,548
Signing up for Suzie's club.
Nice touch.
439
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,185
Thanks for believing in me.
You're the first person here who has.
440
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,388
Oh, and as Fire Marshall Bill
would say...
441
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,056
(BAD IMPRESSION OF JIM CARREY)
"Thanks so much! Heh, heh, heh!"
442
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,125
Don't do that.
(NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, that was not great.
443
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,860
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
444
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,329
LAINEY: CB was feeling rotten
445
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,899
about winning his bet
to make me a real teacher.
446
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,166
Meanwhile, Principal Glascott
447
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,269
was about to learn
he was losing to Coach.
448
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,972
He's on the sports field!
449
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,142
Frog squats work best
when you pause here. GLASCOTT: Liz! Guys! Hey!
450
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,177
What's up? (PANTING)
451
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,179
John,
are you all right?
452
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,881
Hi.
Okay.
453
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,449
I'm gonna get you
some water.
454
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,518
(GASPING)
Well, look who's
455
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,786
concerned about...
456
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,122
...my hydration.
457
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,924
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
458
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,092
I asked Liz if she needed
help with the shot-putters
459
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,894
and the discus throwers,
and she was ecstatic.
460
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:21,995
So you're helping her
with track.
461
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,730
Big deal.
It is.
462
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,365
But you know
what the biggest deal is?
463
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,967
Tonight at the dance,
464
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,037
Liz and I are working
the punch bowl.
465
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,704
And?
Poor John.
466
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,941
You've checked your life
at the flagpole for so long,
467
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,775
you don't even know
about punch bowl babies.
468
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,710
This is definitely
not a thing.
469
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:41,481
1975, Howard and Dirksen
worked the bowl, baby!
470
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,317
'82, Edsall and Muransky,
baby!
471
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,420
1985,
Guarascio and Secunda,
472
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,756
a beautiful adopted
Chinese baby!
473
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,059
Coincidence.
There's magic in that punch,
474
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,961
and Liz and I will share
its sweet nectar.
475
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,163
"Game on"
will be game over.
476
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,498
(GROANS)
477
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,300
LAINEY: In the battle
for Liz Fleming's heart,
478
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,834
Coach had pulled way ahead.
479
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,304
Meanwhile, Crosby was ready
to admit defeat.
480
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,306
Here's your Discman.
481
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,008
These things
are very expensive.
482
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,276
Ah, we're teachers.
483
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,910
Everything's expensive
to us.
484
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,680
(APPLAUSE IN DISTANCE)
485
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,386
HARRIET: Statistics are
undeniable, and the evidence is clear.
486
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,822
In conclusion,
the chair is life.
487
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:23,923
(APPLAUSE)
488
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,125
Harriet is crushing it.
489
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,994
I don't even believe
in capital punishment,
490
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,295
but this has
got me thinkin'.
491
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,330
She's like
a different person.
492
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,099
You mean
a confident person?
493
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,800
JUDGE: The winner is...
494
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,036
...Harriet Jones!
495
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,470
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Oh, my God! Yes!
496
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,705
I did it! I did it!
497
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,207
Okay, you're right.
Her name's not Tubman.
498
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,941
But I was right, too.
The makeover worked.
499
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,676
You didn't need me
at all.
500
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,345
You knew what you were doing
all along.
501
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,813
Well, either way,
502
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,282
it still felt great to have
one person believe in me.
503
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,950
Um, yeah, about that...
504
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,353
Boo-yeah! I won.
I did it. Mmm-hmm.
505
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,455
Yeah, but that doesn't mean
you don't still owe me a Discman.
506
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,889
I won our bet, so gimme.
507
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,458
Oh, no, no, no.
That's not your Discman.
508
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,493
That's mine.
What?
509
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,195
You just admitted
that she was a good teacher,
510
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,630
which makes our bet
null and void.
511
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,032
What's he talking about?
Why is he pawing at my Discman?
512
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,166
Gimme!
513
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,500
He made a bet
514
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,202
that he could change you
from a lousy teacher
515
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,970
into one of us.
516
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,740
But you were already
one of us.
517
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,509
So...gimme!
518
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,546
Wait, so while I was just
she's-all-that'ing Harriet,
519
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,048
were you really just
she's-all-that'ing me?
520
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,382
(SIGHS)
521
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,151
Am I a bet?
522
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,818
Am I a friggin' bet?!
523
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,887
You were
she's-all-that'ing me? Uh-oh.
524
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,122
Am I a bet?
525
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,490
Am I a friggin' bet?
526
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,959
It started as a bet,
but I really believe in you. I do.
527
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,594
You do?
528
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,563
Of course.
529
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,865
And now everyone else does,
too, because you killed it today. That was all you.
530
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,933
I think all that stuff
about you. Not now, CB!
531
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,770
I'm sorry, Harriet.
I, I really am.
532
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,872
Don't be.
533
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,740
I just won
my first debate,
534
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,076
and I'm going to the dance,
535
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,111
and I look hot!
536
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,280
You can bet about me
anytime.
537
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,082
Oh.
538
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,717
Wow.
539
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,219
That was not
like the movie.
540
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,888
You know what?
Everyone thinks you're this great super teacher.
541
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,790
Well, I think
you're just a jerk.
542
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,459
And you dressed me up
like Mrs. Doubtfire! You're a monster!
543
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,801
LAINEY: It was the night of
the big dance, and Coach had finally secured his date
544
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,836
at the punch bowl
along with Liz Fleming.
545
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,371
Punch has a sweet aroma,
don't you think?
546
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,773
I don't like men telling me
how to perceive the world.
547
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,276
But, yeah, I love
that tutti-frutti.
548
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,045
Well, looks like
you two could use a hand.
549
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,948
Or should I say
a "ladle"?
550
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,718
My lord, that's the biggest
ladle I've ever seen.
551
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,453
Yes, it's forged
with German steel
552
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,921
and does the work
of two men.
553
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,956
So, Coach, you can go.
I got this.
554
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,126
Everyone knows
ladling is about speed.
555
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,594
(LAUGHS)
See, it's, uh...
556
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,596
Rapid fire,
that's the key.
557
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,964
See this?
558
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,166
Look at all the punch
559
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,068
in my big,
German engineered spoon.
560
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,170
Check this out.
561
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,738
Okay, I don't know
why you guys
562
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,706
are ramming
your heads together like two bighorn sheep,
563
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,708
but I'm stepping
out of here.
564
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:57,910
What is your problem?
565
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,746
My problem is
my so-called friend
566
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,980
told me to ask out Fleming
567
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,449
before he tried
to steal her!
568
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,284
You said you'd never, ever
ask her out
569
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,985
and that
your so-called friend
570
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,154
was just
your co-worker!
571
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,955
Actually, "co-worker"
isn't quite right.
572
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,823
What you really are
is my underling.
573
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,993
Rick Mellor is under
no man and no ling.
574
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,862
Call it what you want,
but I'm your boss.
575
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,397
And your boss needs you
to patrol
576
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,865
outside the school
tonight.
577
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,367
You're kicking me out?
578
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,235
Here's a walkie-talkie
579
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,171
just in case
you get lost in the woods.
580
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,938
I guess
one thing's for sure.
581
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,908
We really aren't friends
after all.
582
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,313
LAINEY: Glascott's victory
felt hollow,
583
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,715
and Coach discovered
he wasn't the only one feeling defeated.
584
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,984
Tom Scott?
What are you doing out here, son?
585
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,319
I need
Principal Glascott.
586
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,720
Tom Scott's
asking for you.
587
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,022
Drop the ladle
and step away from the punch!
588
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,024
Switch it up!
I'm coming in! Yeah!
589
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,125
TOM: No, I need both of you!
590
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,994
Ah, damn it!
591
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,963
I mean,
sure, Tom Scott.
592
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,432
Follow me.
593
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,535
Tom Scott,
what are you doing?
594
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,003
Your date's inside waiting.
595
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,571
She's not my date.
596
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,340
Lana said she just
wants to be friends.
597
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,841
Ah, it's not so bad.
598
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,244
Girlfriends come and go,
but a friend?
599
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,345
That's forever.
600
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,046
If the friendship's real.
601
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,248
Coach is right.
602
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,183
Friendship means
more than anything,
603
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,818
even if sometimes
we forget that.
604
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,854
Yeah, us guys
can get so caught up
605
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,556
in romance
and school dances
606
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,924
that we lose sight
of that.
607
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,025
And who knows?
608
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,661
Maybe one day
you'll grow into good friends.
609
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,029
Or close friends.
610
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,897
Or even best friends.
Or lovers. (CHUCKLES)
611
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,065
No. That's too much.
That's too far.
612
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,434
Why don't you
go on inside?
613
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,236
Come on. Okay.
Thanks. You guys are the best.
614
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,837
(SIGHS)
615
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,004
Sorry for everything,
Coach.
616
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,573
Ah, me, too.
617
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,042
And as far as Liz Fleming
is concerned, I'm bowing out.
618
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,310
I am, too.
619
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,878
Some things
are more important.
620
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,213
Thanks, John.
621
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,018
* Kiss me
622
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,155
* Out of the bearded barley
623
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,891
* Nightly
Beside the green, green grass *
624
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,926
I sucked, too.
What?
625
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,364
When I started teaching,
I was nervous and insecure.
626
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,031
Really?
Yeah.
627
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,534
I was wrong about you,
Lainey.
628
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,602
You get these kids
629
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,170
way more than I did
when I started.
630
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,506
Thank you for that.
631
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,141
And if I can grow into this
amazing molder of young minds
632
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,910
you see before you,
633
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,712
who knows how great of
a teacher you can be.
634
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:13,913
(CHUCKLES)
635
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,214
So, are we good?
636
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,749
Yeah.
637
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,418
* And make the fireflies dance
638
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,488
* Silver moon's sparkling *
639
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,089
LAINEY: Everyone wants
to fit in...
640
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,057
...and be respected.
641
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,427
But that day, I realized
you can't be your best
642
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,562
unless you have
confidence in yourself
643
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,464
and trust your instincts.
644
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,466
And that is how
I finally figured out
645
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,235
exactly the kind of teacher
I would be.
646
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,511
Hello, everybody, I'm sitting
here with the real, actual C.B.
647
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,579
What's the greatest thing
about being a teacher?
648
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,481
Getting to be involved
in kids' lives
649
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,716
and just
seeing them grow.
650
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,050
How did
you make learning fun?
651
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,420
I make sure that the kids know
that I love them.
652
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,021
Yeah.
So that when I scream at them,
653
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,188
they still know
that I love them,
654
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,590
and I find that
that works, so...
655
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,492
That's really manipulative,
and I love it.
656
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,160
Did you do impressions,
or like...?
657
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,995
(AS JOHN WAYNE)
Well, I don't know, pilgrim.
658
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,130
(LAUGHS)
659
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,465
(NORMAL VOICE)
We can end it at that.
660
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,666
Has there ever been a student
661
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,067
that has become
a teacher?
662
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,502
Rick Mellor was a student
663
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,203
and came back
to be a teacher.
664
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,005
Can you break-dance?
Yeah.
665
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,874
In my day.
Now my arms would fall off.
666
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,042
Got to go like this.
667
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,209
Okay, yeah.
No, that'll work.
668
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,311
Grab your foot.
Yeah.
669
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,646
And then you
jump over it.
670
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,813
Oh, my God.
671
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,682
So, yeah.
You just do that.
672
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,617
(GRUNTS)
Whoa!
673
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,453
That's really impressive.
674
00:21:26,503 --> 00:21:31,053
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