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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:04,872 LAINEY: The '90s was the heyday of teen romcoms, 2 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:07,608 and the greatest of all was She's All That, 3 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,510 a classic tale of the popular guy 4 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,845 who bets he can turn a girl from geek to chic. 5 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:15,149 And as a teacher, I had to check it out to stay up with the kids. 6 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:18,786 "May I present the new, not improved, 7 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,354 "but different... 8 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:21,455 "Laney Boggs." 9 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,858 * Swing, swing 10 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,894 * Swing the spinning step 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,396 * You wear those shoes 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,797 * And I will wear that dress... * 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,532 I may have checked it out more than once, 14 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,367 but less than 19 times. 15 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,635 Am I a bet? LAINEY: "Am I a bet?" 16 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:35,769 Am I a bet? "Am I a bet?" 17 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,638 "Am I a (BLEEP) bet?" 18 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,373 Turns out watching it over and over 19 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,309 came in pretty handy at school. 20 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,211 Hey, bro, check out Harriet. 21 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,213 Does she know half that Go-Gurt is on her face? 22 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,847 With a new look and the right guy on her arm, 23 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,916 she could be as popular as any girl at this school. 24 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,284 I'll make that bet. 25 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,819 Hey! You stop doing what you're doing. What? 26 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,754 You're plotting to She's-All-That the weird girl. 27 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,055 Um, I don't think you're supposed 28 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,124 to call the students "weird." 29 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,491 Look, it works out in the movies. 30 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,093 But in real life, it is just wrong. 31 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,561 And, uh, what makes you the expert? 32 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:01,929 Years before the movie ever existed, 33 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,797 I made a bet that I could She's-All-That a guy 34 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:05,133 right here at William Penn. 35 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,834 Whoa. His name was Barry Goldberg. 36 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,035 He was emotionally out of control. 37 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:10,904 He rapped the most un-fresh lyrics. 38 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:12,140 (RAPPING) * Big Tasty wants to take you 39 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:13,641 * On a boat ride * 40 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,276 He ran with his arms flowing behind him. 41 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:16,944 (GRUNTS) This isn't fair! 42 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,146 What happened? 43 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,281 Before he finished high school, we were engaged. 44 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:21,415 I don't want to get engaged. 45 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,650 When you She's-All-That someone, 46 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:24,485 there is no telling what could happen. 47 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:27,121 Take a long look at that Go-Gurt-slurping weirdo. 48 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,822 You really want to spend the rest of your life with her? 49 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,492 Wazzup? 50 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,428 You got something on your chin? 51 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:35,529 Oh, I do? Yeah. 52 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,597 It's to the left, on your cheek. 53 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:42,936 * Someday, you will say, "Those were the days" * 54 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:45,473 LAINEY: I t was January 16th, 1990-something, 55 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,208 and I still had a lot to learn in my new job, 56 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,309 but the one thing I knew 57 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:49,577 was every school in the world 58 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,145 had exactly the same kind of teachers, 59 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,713 like Ms. Cinoman, 60 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,448 the classic overly dramatic drama teacher... 61 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,049 Your soul, your breath, 62 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,953 your skin yearn for Juliet! 63 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,190 I need a minute. I've worked myself up again. 64 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,591 LAINEY: ...and Mr. Crosby, 65 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,626 the intense eight-fingered wood shop teacher... 66 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,228 These nubs are a reminder 67 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,897 of just how dangerous wood shop can be. 68 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,565 LAINEY: ...and then there was CB, 69 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,866 the young, hip, 70 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,001 "super teacher" that all the kids loved. 71 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,135 Whoo! 72 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,204 (BOTH VOACALIZE) 73 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,505 What are you doing? 74 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,240 I have a unique handshake with each of the kids. 75 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,574 Makes them feel special, 76 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,343 and makes me feel... 77 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:23,577 And makes... 78 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,980 Okay, let's learn. 79 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:28,749 LAINEY: And so far, I was the newbie 80 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,351 none of the other teachers respected. 81 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:31,419 Hey, Susan. 82 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,753 I saw you still need some help 83 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,887 with the Beautification Club. 84 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:34,988 Sign me up. 85 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,190 Wow. 86 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,925 Well, manis and pedis courtesy of the PTA? 87 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,927 I mean, who wouldn't jump on that? (CHUCKLES) Oh. 88 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,230 The Beautification Club spends every Saturday 89 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,431 cleaning up the local parks. 90 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,532 Ew. 91 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,200 I mean, my weekend is jammed. 92 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,735 More dirty needles for Susan. 93 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:48,869 I could help you, Susan. 94 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,504 Oh, thanks, CB, you're the best. 95 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:53,607 (MOCKINGLY MIMICS CB) 96 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,443 LAINEY: But I knew if they just got to know me, 97 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,877 I could change all that. 98 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,078 It wasn't easy. 99 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,447 Hey, who wants to go to the cafe 100 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,914 and grab some fish sticks? 101 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:02,883 Pretty sweet that teachers eat for free, am I right? 102 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,385 Teachers do not eat for free. 103 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,053 You've just been grabbing food without paying? 104 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,521 (SCOFFS) No. 105 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,560 (DOOR CLOSES) 106 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:13,927 She was a crap student. 107 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,563 Now she's a crap teacher. 108 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:16,930 I give her three weeks, tops. 109 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:19,066 I can turn her around. It's what I do. 110 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,268 I mold young minds, 111 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,802 and I'm guessing hers is pretty soft. 112 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,804 You're great with kids, CB, but this is different. 113 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,273 Lainey's generally disappointing. 114 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:26,407 You wanna bet? 115 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,641 I know for a fact 116 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,277 that I can transform her into a good teacher. 117 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,544 Name your price. Discman. 118 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:31,945 One of those fancy kinds 119 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,814 that can handle light splashing. 120 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,616 I listen in the tub. You're on. 121 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,921 It's my nubs, isn't it? I don't... 122 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,256 Say it. Say it's my nubs. 123 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,691 It's not... It's not your nubs. 124 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,195 LAINEY: While CB was making his bet, 125 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,831 Glascott was overseeing the dance decorating committee. 126 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,333 MELLOR: How much longer, John? 127 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,901 My dodge balls are precisely inflated 128 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,068 for maximum sting. 129 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,136 Every moment counts. 130 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,938 Okay, Coach, just a second. 131 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,172 All right, kids, 132 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,009 let us delight in the magic of helium. 133 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,644 Launch the balloon arch! 134 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,547 Look at her fly... 135 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,782 Away. 136 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:09,883 Okay, okay, 137 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,952 that is why we do a dry run, people. 138 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:13,454 All right, let's take five. 139 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:15,356 (WHISTLE BLOWS) TOM SCOTT: Ah, that's my bad. 140 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,491 Got distracted talking to Lana Eisenstein. 141 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,793 Ooh, see, I told you, Tom Scott. 142 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,128 Joining the decorating committee 143 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,196 was a great way to break the ice with Lana. Yeah. 144 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,133 This guy is helping you score a date? 145 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,301 Oh, no, not yet. 146 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,702 But in time. 147 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,038 As the man says, "The slowest moving storms..." 148 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,273 Create the most destruction. "...create the most destruction." 149 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,442 It's not a perfect metaphor, 150 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,143 but it gets the point across. 151 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,978 If your point is failure. 152 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,780 Eisenstein plays the tuba, right? 153 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:40,948 Oh, like an angel. 154 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,683 Next band practice, I want you to take her tuba, 155 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:43,817 I want you to lift it in the air, 156 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:44,952 and I want you to say, 157 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,020 "Hey, let's go to the dance together." 158 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:50,123 Lifting something is not gonna get him a date to a dance. 159 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,859 Of course it will! 160 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,160 You lift with your core. 161 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:54,995 At the center of your core is your heart, 162 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,730 AKA, the love muscle. 163 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,667 The lift showcases the strength of said muscle. 164 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,135 Everything you just said is dumb. 165 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,071 Go tie down that arch, slow storm. 166 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,973 John. Oh, Ms. Fleming. 167 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,641 What a beautiful broach you're wearing. 168 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,077 Thank you, it's a seashell meant to look like my uterus. 169 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,211 Mm-hmm. 170 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:12,913 Um, I've asked custodial three times 171 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,482 for a broom and a dust pan. 172 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,917 My Young Feminists Club is screening Thelma & Louise, 173 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,886 and when those ladies fly off that cliff, 174 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,320 the popcorn will fly, too. 175 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:22,322 Okay, well, I will ride a broom to you myself. 176 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,391 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 177 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,692 I mean, bring a broom. 178 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,527 I don't ride brooms. (CHUCKLES) 179 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:27,661 But witches do! 180 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,830 Okay. 181 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,331 You're hot for Liz Fleming. 182 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:32,766 Me? No! 183 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,034 Did it seem that way? 184 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:35,669 I'm not. Why would you ask? 185 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:36,870 Is my nose sweating? 186 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,038 All noses sweat! 187 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,272 Well, what are you waiting for? 188 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,575 Ask the lady out, Don Ho. 189 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,511 I'm gonna assume you meant Don Juan. 190 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,579 And, no, I would never date a teacher here. 191 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,680 Like any good principal, 192 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,181 I check my life at the flagpole. 193 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,282 That's my code. 194 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,384 John, as your friend, 195 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,452 I have to tell you 196 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,853 that your code is a load of crap 197 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,922 and will only make your sad life sadder. 198 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,590 Well, as your friend, I have to tell you 199 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,225 that your life is equally sad, 200 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,927 and we're actually just co-workers. 201 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,862 I feel pain like a regular man, John. 202 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,932 Okay, look. I'm not asking out Liz. Ever. 203 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,066 But if you want to help out, 204 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,868 you can take her a broom and dust pan. 205 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:08,936 Time me. 206 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,875 Hey, Liz, just doing my good friend a favor 207 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,077 and bringing you some cleaning implements. 208 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,480 (GRUNTING LOUDLY) 209 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,982 Look at you lift that all by yourself. 210 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,984 I mean, let me help you. I got it. 211 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,753 I needed the workout anyway. 212 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:26,920 (CABINET CLANGS) 213 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,489 You believe in physical fitness? 214 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,057 Yeah, this morning was wall-sits, 215 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,659 tuck-jumps, and frog squats. 216 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,960 Frog squats? 217 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:35,095 That's my favorite lower-body calisthenic. 218 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,764 Okay, well, not to push you out, 219 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,098 but I do need to look over 220 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,232 this season's track schedule. 221 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,400 You're coaching track now? 222 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:42,335 Yeah, I gave up coaching a few years ago, 223 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,004 but, uh, I've missed it, you know? 224 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,105 (CHUCKLES) Know? 225 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,674 Without coaching, I'd have nothing. 226 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,008 I mean, literally nothing. 227 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,743 Oh, I have a very full life. 228 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:51,078 I love the competition, 229 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,747 but my real passion is molding girls into women. 230 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,149 I feel the same passion about boys. 231 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,452 I mean men. 232 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,053 Molding. Coaching. 233 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,255 Is my nose sweating? 234 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:05,092 No more than the rest of you. 235 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,828 LAINEY: While Coach was suddenly falling for one teacher, 236 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,797 I was about to get tricked by another. 237 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,965 Oh, well, if it isn't Teacher of the Year. 238 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:13,801 Look, I see that you're struggling to fit in, 239 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,003 and I think I can help, okay? 240 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,771 I know what it's like to be new. 241 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,173 (CLANGING) 242 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,513 So, I just want to help. 243 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,647 Fine. 244 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,881 What's your big advice? 245 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,316 If you want their respect, 246 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,651 you have to show them that you care. 247 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,653 Get involved. Reach out to a kid. 248 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,054 Oh, I care! 249 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,255 I'm a caring nightmare. 250 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,990 I'll bet you right now I can help some kid. 251 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,026 Don't want to bet. Loser buys the other a Discman. 252 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:41,294 Is there something about DiscmanS that I'm not getting? 253 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,296 Just give me the motivation! Fine. 254 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:46,734 I bet you can't make a difference in a kid's life. 255 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,135 (SNAPS FINGERS) You're on, assface. 256 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:49,970 I know just the kid. 257 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,641 I'm going to the dance with Lana! 258 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,342 Nice, Tom Scott! 259 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,144 I told you taking it slow would work. 260 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,445 Totally. 261 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,413 Also, this morning, I lifted her tuba and said, 262 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,215 "We should go to the dance together." 263 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,351 Oh, wait, so you took the coach's advice? 264 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:05,753 And it worked. 265 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,588 Although I farted when I lifted the tuba, 266 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:10,090 but Lana was too nice to say anything. 267 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,324 Wow. I can't believe it. 268 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:12,760 Oh, yeah, me neither. (CHUCKLES) 269 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,662 It was a real dooze. 270 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,230 You know, the best part is, 271 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,600 for the first time since I've been at this school, 272 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,268 I, uh... I don't feel so lonely. 273 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,405 I want love in my life like Tom Scott. 274 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,674 Give me some dumb advice 275 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,241 so that I can date Liz Fleming. 276 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,610 No, you were right. I don't know what I'm talking about. 277 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,811 You're the one who helped Tom. 278 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,045 But your dumb words put him over the top. 279 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,714 As your friend, I need to remind you, 280 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:34,948 you have a code, 281 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,884 and that is that you check your life at the flagpole. 282 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:37,951 Forget Fleming. 283 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,519 Why do you have that play drawn up 284 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,955 with X's and hearts instead of X's and O's? 285 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,192 Wait. You like Liz Fleming now? 286 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,794 Well, I didn't intend for this to happen, 287 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,896 but when she wrapped her bird-like arms 288 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,230 around that filing cabinet, 289 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,965 she didn't just lift a piece of furniture. 290 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,533 She...lifted my heart! 291 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,202 Then game on, as they say. 292 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,070 You don't say that. I say that! 293 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,471 Well, I say it now, too. 294 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,407 Game on! You're not saying it right. 295 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,609 It's "game on!" 296 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:02,876 I'm gonna make it my own. 297 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,111 Game on! Game on! 298 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,178 Game on! Game on! 299 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,581 Game on! On, on, on, on, on! 300 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,817 LAINEY: While Mellor and Glascott tore each other down... 301 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,251 Aah! 302 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,820 ...I was eager to build up Harriet's confidence. 303 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,122 So, I sense you'd like more from your life at school. 304 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,356 Am I right? 305 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,658 Well, sure. That would be good. 306 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,892 Well, I pulled your file, 307 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,628 and I see you're on the debate team, 308 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,795 but you never compete. 309 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,330 Sounds like a lack of confidence. 310 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,232 And that's just... I want a makeover! 311 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,299 What's that? 312 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,968 New hair, new shoes, new clothes, 313 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,903 that's the kind of "more" I want. 314 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,672 Listen, I hear what you're saying, 315 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,807 but I've got a plan to turn you into a superstar 316 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:35,475 that's way more than just a new pair of shoes. 317 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:36,610 And your jacket. 318 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,045 I want that jacket. 319 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,947 And I want it off your body so it has your musk. 320 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,114 Okay, that's good. 321 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,415 And strange. 322 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,251 But you're telling me what you want. I like it. 323 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,953 You do? Yes. 324 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,354 You know what happens sometimes 325 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,689 when you only change what's on the outside? 326 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,059 It makes you feel damn good on the inside! 327 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,827 We're doing a makeover! Yes! 328 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,228 LAINEY: Just like that, 329 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,697 I had the perfect way to show off to my peers 330 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,231 and finally earn their respect. 331 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,200 I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you here. 332 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,501 It's come to my attention 333 00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:03,036 that I don't have your respect, 334 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,872 because some of you don't think I'm a very good teacher. 335 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,139 It's all of us. 336 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,208 Well, then you're about to owe me an apology, 337 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,110 because I am about to turn 338 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,712 Harriet Tubman's life around. 339 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,146 Oh, I don't know her last name, 340 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,682 but I'm sure it's not Tubman. 341 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,349 Introducing the new, 342 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,951 not improved but different, 343 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,153 Harriet Tubman! 344 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,454 Stop saying Tubman. 345 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,622 (SONG PLAYING) 346 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,757 * Kiss me 347 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,259 * Out of the bearded barley 348 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,628 * Nightly 349 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,331 * Beside the green, green grass 350 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,866 * Swing, swing 351 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,869 * Swing the spinning step 352 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,504 * You wear those shoes 353 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,739 (RECORD SLOWS) * And I will... * 354 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,373 Ooh! 355 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,508 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 356 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,043 CB: What... What, um... What, uh... 357 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,178 (STAMMERS) What's happening here? I'm inspiring a student. 358 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,180 To be more shallow? To be more confident! 359 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,616 (SINGSONG) Rubba-dub-dub, like my jams in the tub. Okay. 360 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,251 Look, I'm just getting started here. 361 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,686 Besides, people are gonna notice 362 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,354 Harriet's new attitude more than anything. 363 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,522 BECKY: Holy crap! 364 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,158 Harriet looks like an MTV VJ! 365 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,027 I have play practice after school, 366 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:02,595 I'd skip it if you could make my boobs look like that. 367 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,197 You're the lead. You cannot skip. 368 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,399 Forget the play! I want boobs! 369 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,168 All right, you know what? As long as I'm at this school... Please, I... 370 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,502 ...you won't have boobs. Please, please. 371 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,905 Okay, I see how this might not be helping my case. 372 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,540 You she's-all-that'd a student. 373 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,208 You're a teacher, not a stylist. 374 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,045 You know what? I am done with this. I deserve your respect. 375 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,748 And if you can't see that, well, then, you're all just a bunch 376 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,115 of crusty, old dill holes. 377 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,283 Dill hole? 378 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,352 Just... 379 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,591 Rubba-dub-dub. 380 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,526 I had failed to win the teachers over, 381 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,964 but CB still had his bet with Crosby, and he wasn't about to lose. 382 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,199 Again, it's not free, so... 383 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,768 Everybody does it. 384 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,636 Look. (SIGHS) I just wanted to apologize. 385 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,138 I was too harsh yesterday, 386 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,741 and if you're interested, I'd still like to help. 387 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,977 Why? Simple. 388 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,578 I really do believe in you, Lainey. 389 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:52,946 You actually mean that? 390 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,381 Of course I do! Yes! 391 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,884 So where do we start? 392 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,185 Teach me to teach. I'm ready. 393 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,822 Okay, to get the teachers' respect, 394 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,123 you have to prove to them 395 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,657 that you can reach the kids. 396 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,160 Now, to do that, you have to be creative... 397 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,296 ...and potentially 398 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,363 daring. 399 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,432 Now let the show begin. 400 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,401 Uh, "show"? 401 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,837 (AS JIM CARREY) As Fire Marshal Bill says, 402 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,272 "One theme in Shakespeare's 'King Lear' 403 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,274 "is the lack of justice in a cruel world." 404 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,843 Please never do that again. 405 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,945 (NORMAL VOICE) Once she's through the looking glass, 406 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:28,281 Alice's world is literally turned upside down. 407 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,650 Your face is very red. I'm concerned. 408 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:33,120 (PLAYING) 409 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,023 So, that flute is yours now. 410 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,859 (GRUNTS) Oh! 411 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,128 Oh, my God! I want to be a better teacher, 412 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,130 not the warm-up act at a carnival freak show. 413 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,832 I'm just trying to encourage you 414 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,034 to think outside the box and have fun. 415 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,802 Gah, this is hopeless! 416 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,938 Look, there might be an easier way. 417 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,439 Listening. 418 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,341 Okay, you're dressed like a teenager going to the mall. 419 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,209 Teachers, they can be just as shallow 420 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,544 as the students, 421 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,146 and appearances... they matter. 422 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,981 Yes, yes! I'll do the easy shallow thing. 423 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,816 Then we're doing a make-under! 424 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,951 (RECORD REVS) 425 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:06,419 * Oh, kiss me 426 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,889 * Beneath the milky twilight 427 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,024 * Lead me 428 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,894 * Out on the moonlit floor 429 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,863 * Lift your open hand 430 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,299 * Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance 431 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,334 * Silver moon's sparkling * 432 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,737 Susan, still need help advising the Beautification Club? 433 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,406 Yes! That'd be great. 434 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,475 Excellent. Then, on Saturday, 435 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,977 I will put these garbage hands to work. 436 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,912 Oh, terrific, Lainey. Okay, I'll see you at 5:00 a.m. 437 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,080 Huh? 438 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,548 Signing up for Suzie's club. Nice touch. 439 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,185 Thanks for believing in me. You're the first person here who has. 440 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,388 Oh, and as Fire Marshall Bill would say... 441 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,056 (BAD IMPRESSION OF JIM CARREY) "Thanks so much! Heh, heh, heh!" 442 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,125 Don't do that. (NORMAL VOICE) Yeah, that was not great. 443 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,860 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 444 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,329 LAINEY: CB was feeling rotten 445 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,899 about winning his bet to make me a real teacher. 446 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,166 Meanwhile, Principal Glascott 447 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:56,269 was about to learn he was losing to Coach. 448 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,972 He's on the sports field! 449 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,142 Frog squats work best when you pause here. GLASCOTT: Liz! Guys! Hey! 450 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,177 What's up? (PANTING) 451 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,179 John, are you all right? 452 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,881 Hi. Okay. 453 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,449 I'm gonna get you some water. 454 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,518 (GASPING) Well, look who's 455 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,786 concerned about... 456 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,122 ...my hydration. 457 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,924 What are you doing here? What are you doing here? 458 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,092 I asked Liz if she needed help with the shot-putters 459 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,894 and the discus throwers, and she was ecstatic. 460 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:21,995 So you're helping her with track. 461 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,730 Big deal. It is. 462 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,365 But you know what the biggest deal is? 463 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:26,967 Tonight at the dance, 464 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,037 Liz and I are working the punch bowl. 465 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,704 And? Poor John. 466 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,941 You've checked your life at the flagpole for so long, 467 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,775 you don't even know about punch bowl babies. 468 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,710 This is definitely not a thing. 469 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:41,481 1975, Howard and Dirksen worked the bowl, baby! 470 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,317 '82, Edsall and Muransky, baby! 471 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,420 1985, Guarascio and Secunda, 472 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,756 a beautiful adopted Chinese baby! 473 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,059 Coincidence. There's magic in that punch, 474 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,961 and Liz and I will share its sweet nectar. 475 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,163 "Game on" will be game over. 476 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,498 (GROANS) 477 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,300 LAINEY: In the battle for Liz Fleming's heart, 478 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,834 Coach had pulled way ahead. 479 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,304 Meanwhile, Crosby was ready to admit defeat. 480 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,306 Here's your Discman. 481 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,008 These things are very expensive. 482 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,276 Ah, we're teachers. 483 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,910 Everything's expensive to us. 484 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,680 (APPLAUSE IN DISTANCE) 485 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,386 HARRIET: Statistics are undeniable, and the evidence is clear. 486 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,822 In conclusion, the chair is life. 487 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:23,923 (APPLAUSE) 488 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,125 Harriet is crushing it. 489 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,994 I don't even believe in capital punishment, 490 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,295 but this has got me thinkin'. 491 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,330 She's like a different person. 492 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,099 You mean a confident person? 493 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,800 JUDGE: The winner is... 494 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,036 ...Harriet Jones! 495 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,470 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Oh, my God! Yes! 496 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,705 I did it! I did it! 497 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,207 Okay, you're right. Her name's not Tubman. 498 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,941 But I was right, too. The makeover worked. 499 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,676 You didn't need me at all. 500 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,345 You knew what you were doing all along. 501 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,813 Well, either way, 502 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,282 it still felt great to have one person believe in me. 503 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,950 Um, yeah, about that... 504 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,353 Boo-yeah! I won. I did it. Mmm-hmm. 505 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,455 Yeah, but that doesn't mean you don't still owe me a Discman. 506 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,889 I won our bet, so gimme. 507 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,458 Oh, no, no, no. That's not your Discman. 508 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,493 That's mine. What? 509 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,195 You just admitted that she was a good teacher, 510 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,630 which makes our bet null and void. 511 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,032 What's he talking about? Why is he pawing at my Discman? 512 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,166 Gimme! 513 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,500 He made a bet 514 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,202 that he could change you from a lousy teacher 515 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,970 into one of us. 516 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,740 But you were already one of us. 517 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,509 So...gimme! 518 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,546 Wait, so while I was just she's-all-that'ing Harriet, 519 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,048 were you really just she's-all-that'ing me? 520 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,382 (SIGHS) 521 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,151 Am I a bet? 522 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,818 Am I a friggin' bet?! 523 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,887 You were she's-all-that'ing me? Uh-oh. 524 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,122 Am I a bet? 525 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,490 Am I a friggin' bet? 526 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,959 It started as a bet, but I really believe in you. I do. 527 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,594 You do? 528 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,563 Of course. 529 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,865 And now everyone else does, too, because you killed it today. That was all you. 530 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,933 I think all that stuff about you. Not now, CB! 531 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,770 I'm sorry, Harriet. I, I really am. 532 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,872 Don't be. 533 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,740 I just won my first debate, 534 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,076 and I'm going to the dance, 535 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,111 and I look hot! 536 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,280 You can bet about me anytime. 537 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,082 Oh. 538 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,717 Wow. 539 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,219 That was not like the movie. 540 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,888 You know what? Everyone thinks you're this great super teacher. 541 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,790 Well, I think you're just a jerk. 542 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,459 And you dressed me up like Mrs. Doubtfire! You're a monster! 543 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,801 LAINEY: It was the night of the big dance, and Coach had finally secured his date 544 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,836 at the punch bowl along with Liz Fleming. 545 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,371 Punch has a sweet aroma, don't you think? 546 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,773 I don't like men telling me how to perceive the world. 547 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,276 But, yeah, I love that tutti-frutti. 548 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,045 Well, looks like you two could use a hand. 549 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,948 Or should I say a "ladle"? 550 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,718 My lord, that's the biggest ladle I've ever seen. 551 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,453 Yes, it's forged with German steel 552 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,921 and does the work of two men. 553 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,956 So, Coach, you can go. I got this. 554 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,126 Everyone knows ladling is about speed. 555 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,594 (LAUGHS) See, it's, uh... 556 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,596 Rapid fire, that's the key. 557 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,964 See this? 558 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,166 Look at all the punch 559 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,068 in my big, German engineered spoon. 560 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,170 Check this out. 561 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,738 Okay, I don't know why you guys 562 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,706 are ramming your heads together like two bighorn sheep, 563 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,708 but I'm stepping out of here. 564 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:57,910 What is your problem? 565 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,746 My problem is my so-called friend 566 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,980 told me to ask out Fleming 567 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,449 before he tried to steal her! 568 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,284 You said you'd never, ever ask her out 569 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,985 and that your so-called friend 570 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,154 was just your co-worker! 571 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,955 Actually, "co-worker" isn't quite right. 572 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,823 What you really are is my underling. 573 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,993 Rick Mellor is under no man and no ling. 574 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,862 Call it what you want, but I'm your boss. 575 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,397 And your boss needs you to patrol 576 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,865 outside the school tonight. 577 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,367 You're kicking me out? 578 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,235 Here's a walkie-talkie 579 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,171 just in case you get lost in the woods. 580 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,938 I guess one thing's for sure. 581 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:28,908 We really aren't friends after all. 582 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,313 LAINEY: Glascott's victory felt hollow, 583 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,715 and Coach discovered he wasn't the only one feeling defeated. 584 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,984 Tom Scott? What are you doing out here, son? 585 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,319 I need Principal Glascott. 586 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,720 Tom Scott's asking for you. 587 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,022 Drop the ladle and step away from the punch! 588 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,024 Switch it up! I'm coming in! Yeah! 589 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,125 TOM: No, I need both of you! 590 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,994 Ah, damn it! 591 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,963 I mean, sure, Tom Scott. 592 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,432 Follow me. 593 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,535 Tom Scott, what are you doing? 594 00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,003 Your date's inside waiting. 595 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,571 She's not my date. 596 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,340 Lana said she just wants to be friends. 597 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,841 Ah, it's not so bad. 598 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,244 Girlfriends come and go, but a friend? 599 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:05,345 That's forever. 600 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,046 If the friendship's real. 601 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,248 Coach is right. 602 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,183 Friendship means more than anything, 603 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,818 even if sometimes we forget that. 604 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,854 Yeah, us guys can get so caught up 605 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,556 in romance and school dances 606 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,924 that we lose sight of that. 607 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,025 And who knows? 608 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,661 Maybe one day you'll grow into good friends. 609 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,029 Or close friends. 610 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,897 Or even best friends. Or lovers. (CHUCKLES) 611 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,065 No. That's too much. That's too far. 612 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,434 Why don't you go on inside? 613 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,236 Come on. Okay. Thanks. You guys are the best. 614 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,837 (SIGHS) 615 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,004 Sorry for everything, Coach. 616 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,573 Ah, me, too. 617 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,042 And as far as Liz Fleming is concerned, I'm bowing out. 618 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,310 I am, too. 619 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,878 Some things are more important. 620 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,213 Thanks, John. 621 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,018 * Kiss me 622 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,155 * Out of the bearded barley 623 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,891 * Nightly Beside the green, green grass * 624 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,926 I sucked, too. What? 625 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,364 When I started teaching, I was nervous and insecure. 626 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,031 Really? Yeah. 627 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,534 I was wrong about you, Lainey. 628 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:02,602 You get these kids 629 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,170 way more than I did when I started. 630 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,506 Thank you for that. 631 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,141 And if I can grow into this amazing molder of young minds 632 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,910 you see before you, 633 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,712 who knows how great of a teacher you can be. 634 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:13,913 (CHUCKLES) 635 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,214 So, are we good? 636 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,749 Yeah. 637 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,418 * And make the fireflies dance 638 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,488 * Silver moon's sparkling * 639 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,089 LAINEY: Everyone wants to fit in... 640 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,057 ...and be respected. 641 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,427 But that day, I realized you can't be your best 642 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,562 unless you have confidence in yourself 643 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,464 and trust your instincts. 644 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,466 And that is how I finally figured out 645 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,235 exactly the kind of teacher I would be. 646 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,511 Hello, everybody, I'm sitting here with the real, actual C.B. 647 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,579 What's the greatest thing about being a teacher? 648 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,481 Getting to be involved in kids' lives 649 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,716 and just seeing them grow. 650 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,050 How did you make learning fun? 651 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,420 I make sure that the kids know that I love them. 652 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,021 Yeah. So that when I scream at them, 653 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,188 they still know that I love them, 654 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,590 and I find that that works, so... 655 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,492 That's really manipulative, and I love it. 656 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,160 Did you do impressions, or like...? 657 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,995 (AS JOHN WAYNE) Well, I don't know, pilgrim. 658 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,130 (LAUGHS) 659 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,465 (NORMAL VOICE) We can end it at that. 660 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,666 Has there ever been a student 661 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,067 that has become a teacher? 662 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:09,502 Rick Mellor was a student 663 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,203 and came back to be a teacher. 664 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,005 Can you break-dance? Yeah. 665 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,874 In my day. Now my arms would fall off. 666 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,042 Got to go like this. 667 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,209 Okay, yeah. No, that'll work. 668 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,311 Grab your foot. Yeah. 669 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,646 And then you jump over it. 670 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,813 Oh, my God. 671 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,682 So, yeah. You just do that. 672 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,617 (GRUNTS) Whoa! 673 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,453 That's really impressive. 674 00:21:26,503 --> 00:21:31,053 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48159

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