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A POP Original Series
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[Birds chirp, car rumbles]
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- David, what time is Patrick's
housewarming tonight?
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- Hmm, you'll have to ask him.
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He told me he doesn't want
my help,
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so I'm just gonna play
the supportive partner,
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and watch him fail.
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- Okay, it's just that if
Ted and I are gonna be
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fashionably late, we need
to know when it starts.
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Jocelyn: There you are, Alexis!
[Laughs]
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- Good morning, Roses.
- Jocelyn, Roland.
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- Look at you, positively
flushed with motherly glow.
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- We've just been running
around looking for Alexis.
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- That's so sweet; what's up?
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- Remember that time
that you told me
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you'd be there for me
if I ever needed you?
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- I don't think that was me.
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- Well, our babysitter for
tonight just cancelled on us,
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and we were gonna have dinner,
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and uh, a couples massage.
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But unfortunately,
the couple that massages us
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can only do it
once a month, so...
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- Hmm, no. Um...
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well, I totally would
think about it,
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but I have a housewarming
thing tonight.
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Jocelyn and Roland: Ohhh...
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- David?
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Is Patrick also going to that
housewarming party?
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- Patrick's throwing the party,
unfortunately.
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- Well Rollie, we're just
gonna have to cancel.
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Because we have asked
literally everyone.
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- [Groans] Oh, jeez.
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- Thanks anyways, Roses.
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[Roland groans]
Moira: Sorry.
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- Well, that was weird.
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- Seriously. A nighttime
couples massage,
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what is this, 1985?!
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- No! They asked everyone
at the table except us,
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we're sitting right here!
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- They're not going to ask
someone of your age, John.
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- We raised two kids.
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- "Raised" might be a stretch.
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Our nursery was in a different
wing of the house.
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- It was a design flaw.
- I'm a light sleeper.
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♪♪♪
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- John, you're not still
working on that
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cumbersome laundry hamper?
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- I told you, it's a playpen,
Moira.
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- I was hoping you were joking.
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- No. After Roland
and Jocelyn's
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little oversight this morning,
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I took it upon myself
to offer our services.
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- Why in God's name
would you do that?!
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- It's a principle thing.
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Roland and Jocelyn don't think
we can take care of a kid.
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- That's an argument
I'm willing to lose.
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So now I have go to Ronnie's
by myself.
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- What?
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- I told you,
the Lifetime Network
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is re-airing the movie I did
with Joyce DeWitt.
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Remember?
"Not Without My Cousin."
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And Ronnie's TV gets
that channel,
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I told you this, John!
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Or at least I'm telling
you now.
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- Okay, well then, have fun.
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I'm more than capable
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of looking after this kid
myself.
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- John, my sweet husband.
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We have nothing to prove
as parents.
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We did our best
for our children.
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- Yeah, we were there
most weeknights.
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For at least a couple of hours.
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- Unless we were out
for the evening.
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- Yeah, or jetting around.
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- Or if it was a really
long day.
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- Yeah, no, no, I'm not
the least bit concerned, Moira.
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[Knocking]
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Besides, if Roland can look
after a baby,
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anyone can.
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- Hey, Jocelyn.
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Jocelyn: Hi, Johnny.
Roland: Hi, Johnny.
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Jocelyn: Thank you so much,
Johnny,
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it just would've never occurred
to us to ask you.
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Are you sure you're up
for this?
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- Oh, he'll be fine, honey,
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And if he does find himself
completely lost,
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and believe me, he will,
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he will have...
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the baby binder to hold
his hand.
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Right here, Johnny.
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- Okay, well, here goes nothing.
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- Yeah.
- I don't know why, I'm just...
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I'm having a hard time
letting go.
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- I've got him.
I've got him, Jocelyn.
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- Oh, okay, okay.
- Well, I know why.
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It's because you don't trust
the guy, and believe me,
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I don't either,
but we're in this now, so...
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try not think about it.
- Okay...
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- Wow, Moira.
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Looking so elegant for
a night of babysitting.
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Just dressed to the nines
in choking hazards.
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- Sadly, Jocelyn, I won't be
here this evening to intercede.
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- Oh wow, so it's just
gonna be Johnny,
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alone with our precious
miracle baby?
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- Uh... honey,
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come on, we're gonna be late
for our massage.
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You know Ron and Linda
like to do those stretches
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before they get us
on the table, so...
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I'll be thinking about all
of you during my massage.
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- No, no need for that, Roland.
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- Okay Johnny, just don't do
anything I wouldn't do.
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Jocelyn: Love you!
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- What?
- Whoop! Whoop!
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[Door slams]
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Boop boop be boop!
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[Bird caws]
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- [Sighs]
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[Sighs heavily]
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Wow. What are those?
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- These are party shots.
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- Hmm...
- You ever had one before?
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- No, nope.
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- Fine, once.
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Twice.
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Fine, I had a tray in Cancun.
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- Okay, well they kinda go
with my overall theme
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of a good old-fashioned
high school slumber party, so.
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- Mhmm, I still don't know why
you were so quick
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to dismiss my theme idea.
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- Where is anybody gonna find
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glass-blown Venetian masks
around here?
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Besides, people are kind
of excited
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about the high school idea.
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- Okay. Walk me through
the high school idea.
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Models and teen actors
are just gonna lounge around
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in their bras and thongs,
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and take Polaroids
of themselves all night?
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- What was your high school
experience like?
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- What was yours like?
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Besides, where are we going
to find a salad bowl of E
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this last minute?
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- You know, I think this
could be kind of a...
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a fun opportunity for you to
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- Mhmm.
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It's just that my parents
have spent like,
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an astounding amount
of money on therapy
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to try to do that already.
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So forgive me for not wanting
to run back into the fire.
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- What happened to you?
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- Nothing, really,
I just didn't like it.
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- [Gasps]
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- Mm. Okay. Oh.
- Yeah.
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- [Slurps]
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You might have to make
more of those.
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- That's right.
- That's very nice.
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[Dog barks]
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[Keys jingle]
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[Ted sighs]
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[Keys jingle]
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- Honey, I'm home.
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- Oh, shouldn't I be the one
saying that?
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- A little something
to celebrate
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the end of the week.
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- Yeah...
- Whoop!
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- Uh, except it's Neuterpalooza
week at work,
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and I still have two days
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of spaying and neutering
ahead of me.
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- Oh, let's stop saying
"neutering",
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'cause it's killing my buzz!
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- This is so silky.
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- Yeah, it's my dad's housecoat
from storage.
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I was thinking we could go
as Hef, r.i.p.,
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and a Playboy Bunny.
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- Isn't the theme high school
slumber party?
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- It is.
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My best friend, Summer, used
to date Hef in high school,
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which isn't as weird
as it sounds,
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'cause he was like,
a very young 77.
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- Uh okay, don't be mad, but--
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- Ted, no!
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- I have to perform surgery
on people's pets like,
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first thing in the morning.
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- Why'd you have to pick
this weekend?
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You know how much I always
look forward
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to Patrick's house parties.
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- Isn't this his first one?
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- Okay, fine.
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I guess I'll just finish
my drink, and...
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wander over there
dressed like this,
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and see what happens.
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- Well, I mean,
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maybe you don't need
to leave just yet.
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- Snip, snip, Mr. Mullens!
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I was just hoping you could
make an exception.
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Let loose for one night.
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- Next time. I promise.
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[Crickets chirp]
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Moira: Well, I'm off.
[Baby cries]
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- All right, have fun,
sweetheart.
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- You realize the bebe
is crying.
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- I do, yes.
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- Isn't it scheduled to be
dormant by now?
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- I'll figure it out, Moira.
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- You have the binder.
- Yes.
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- Yes.
- Ooh!
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- I think I just found
the issue.
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It might be in the diaper.
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- Oh, it was the bebe.
I'm so relieved!
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- Yeah, I think they left
extra diapers.
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They assumed we'd take
care of it.
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You wanna grab
the rubber gloves?
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- They're Tom Ford, John, no!
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And they wouldn't fit you
anyway.
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- The cleaning gloves
under the sink!
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- Oh! Yes.
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[Baby wails]
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- [Groans]
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And, there.
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Oh, it looks like Jocelyn's
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left you some nice
chapter tabs.
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Uh, it's saying here
that you should...
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wipe counter-clockwise
direction, ah...
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flip it, if you can flip it.
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- The baby?
- It doesn't say.
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- Honestly, Moira, just go!
I'll be fine.
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- I'm not sure you will be,
John.
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It's not like the old days when
we could just call Adelina,
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and have her rush home from
her daughter's wedding.
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- You're gonna miss
your screening.
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- I'll go after the first
commercial break.
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That's when the action
happens anyway,
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when my cousin and I begin
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our backpack through Lebanon.
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- What else does
the binder say?
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- Oh my God, John!
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Don't forget to wash its hands!
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- Okay.
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[Dog barks]
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- Okay, my turn. Ahem!
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Hmm, never have I ever
pretended to be
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a pizza delivery person
so I could get
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into Jared Leto's
Halloween party.
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- You're a bitch.
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- My mom was engaged to two
pizza delivery guys.
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Can that count?
'Cause I am really thirsty.
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- Stevie!
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- Uh, um...
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Never have I ever...
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Sorry, I'm just trying
to think of something
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I haven't done.
- Okay.
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How long did you envision
this game going on for?
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Because never have I ever
been so bored.
253
00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:29,046
- Aw, I'm sorry, David,
when I suggested the game,
254
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,483
I didn't expect that you'd be
drinking quite so much.
255
00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:32,920
Eating out of the garbage?
256
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,878
- Okay, I did that in front
of you last night.
257
00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:37,707
Now, as a participant, if we
don't change the game soon,
258
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,796
I'm gonna get very drunk.
- Oh.
259
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,581
[Knocking]
Yep?
260
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,236
- Hey! [Laughing]
All: Oh! There he is! Yay!
261
00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,325
- God, what are you doing here?
262
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,023
- Hey, sweetie.
263
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,459
You were right,
we deserve a night out.
264
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,417
So, I just pushed all
my morning appointments.
265
00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,158
Which will be fine, I guess,
266
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,117
it just means that I'll be
staying up 'til 1:00 A.M.
267
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,510
on a Saturday, spaying
with a pretty shaky hand.
268
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,425
- Mm, that's so cute.
What can I get you to drink?
269
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,079
- Oh no, don't worry about that.
270
00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:03,733
After you used all of my booze
for your punch,
271
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,692
the only alcohol left
in my fridge
272
00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:08,303
was a few of your rum,
raspberry, coconut coolers.
273
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,348
So I polished them off, and...
274
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,915
it tasted like burnt plastic,
and I regretted it instantly.
275
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,351
Woman: Hi, Ted!
276
00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:14,962
- Only you would wear
a little robe,
277
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:18,008
and little slippers to a high
school slumber party.
278
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,749
- Oh, no, no, no. This is just
so that I didn't get cold
279
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,403
on the way over.
280
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,187
All right!
[Partygoers cheer]
281
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:24,928
What is the game,
because I'm up!
282
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,582
- Ohh! Wow.
283
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,583
- Oh!
- Okay...
284
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,759
Ted: Twyla!
285
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,761
- I'm not sure if it's just
the punch, but...
286
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:34,155
he could get it!
287
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:36,592
- Stevie, that's disgu
288
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,550
Ted, can I get you a party shot?
289
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,509
- Cool!
- Okay.
290
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,467
- David?
- Wow.
291
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:43,904
- Yeah.
- We have orange--
292
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,167
- I'll take that.
- yellow...
293
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,429
[Blows a kiss]
294
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,695
[Music plays, party chatter]
295
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,659
- Hey! Do you wanna put
Emir away for a hot sec,
296
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,531
so this game can keep going,
and the party can end soon?
297
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,228
- Oh, I'm good. I don't wanna
kiss anyone here.
298
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,752
- My sister's sitting
in the circle,
299
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,318
You think I'm dying to play?
300
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,668
Thank you very much.
301
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,019
- [Sighs]
302
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,064
[Alexis claps]
303
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,675
- [Gasps]
304
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,026
- Ohh!
305
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,505
[Gasps] Oh!
306
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,640
[Laughs] Okay!
307
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,036
Babe, did you rig this?
308
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:32,039
- Maybe I did,
and maybe I did!
309
00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,649
- Ooh! [Laughs]
310
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,130
Okay, go crazy, babe.
- Mhmm.
311
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,045
All right,
who's the lucky lady?
312
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:43,790
- That's offensive.
- Okay, anyway, re-spin!
313
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,705
- Yeah, it actually looks
like it sorta landed
314
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,315
between two people.
- No, no, no, no!
315
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,664
I know exactly who
it landed on.
316
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,100
- Oh, Ted! That's not okay.
317
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,841
Man, come here, big guy!
318
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,060
- Mmmph!
Partygoers: [Shocked gasps]
319
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,714
- Muah! [Laughs]
320
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,238
- Oh my fucken God.
321
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,022
[Partygoers laugh]
322
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,937
- It looks like the punch
needs a refill.
323
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,809
- Oh hey, I could use
a refill too, big guy.
324
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,636
- Okay, I don't know where
"big guy" is coming from,
325
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,421
but it needs to stop.
326
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:10,294
- Um, I don't know about you,
but I smell drama.
327
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,427
Twyla: Okay, my turn!
328
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,603
Moira: [In movie] You know
Helen, despite everything...
329
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,344
- Oh, if it weren't
for Joyce Dewitt
330
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,520
insisting on wearing
those pigtails,
331
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:21,653
this movie could've been a hit!
332
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,568
We're supposed to be
astrophysicists,
333
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,744
it just takes you out of it.
334
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:28,225
And yet, she,
she gets the close up!
335
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,793
- Well, that was shocking.
- I know, right?
336
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,795
And I get the aerial shot
for my love scene.
337
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,797
- No, no, I'm talking
about the kid.
338
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,538
To think this little
thing could...
339
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,019
create so much destruction.
340
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,586
- Oh, you've completed
the diaper substitution.
341
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:44,807
Aren't you the Sephardic
Mr. Clean!
342
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:49,029
- Well, I did the kid,
but I'm not doing the bathroom.
343
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,813
- It appears you may need
a change yourself, Mr. Rose.
344
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,989
What is that on your shoulder?
345
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,513
- Oh Moira, he spit up on me.
346
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,341
[Baby gurgles]
347
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,213
And he's spit up
in the playpen!
348
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:02,433
- Ew! That cannot be good,
John!
349
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:05,480
Its body is ejecting things,
what did you do to it?!
350
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,439
- Nothing! I-I changed
his diaper, that's all.
351
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,833
- Well, perhaps you've swaddled
its abdomen too tightly,
352
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,531
Or maybe it's allergic
to something.
353
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,664
John, did you feed it shellfish?
354
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,492
What did you do?!
355
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,668
- I've gotta wipe him up,
and change his clothes again.
356
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,323
- For all we know, it's got
crawling pneumonia.
357
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,847
- Oh, he doesn't have
crawling pneumonia, Moira!
358
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,414
- I don't want to say
I told you so,
359
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,155
but this is an infelicitous
burden.
360
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,026
I could be at Ronnie's
right now,
361
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,202
preparing for the
post-screening Q&A.
362
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,291
- Well then, go to Ronnie's!
363
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,903
Because I've gotta get him
a change of clothes.
364
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,730
- Well, at least put
the gloves back on.
365
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,734
John, it says right here,
366
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:46,651
spitting up is normal.
367
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,872
Jocelyn's written,
"Spit happens."
368
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,874
Very clever.
369
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,920
For Jocelyn.
370
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,922
[Moira's talks in movie]
371
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,228
Partygoers: [Grunting noises]
372
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,751
- Oh my God, they just
need to chill.
373
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,231
David: Okay, I'm done.
374
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,798
- Who chose this theme, anyway?
375
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,061
- It was a mistake.
376
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,455
- [Sighs] What are you guys
doing over here?
377
00:14:07,498 --> 00:14:09,326
You remind me of me
at a high school house party
378
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,024
judging all the attractive
and popular kids
379
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,026
for being attractive
and popular.
380
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,679
- David, do you have anything
you wanna say
381
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:15,985
to me and Patrick?
- Actually, yes.
382
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:19,162
Now, as an attractive
and popular kid
383
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,382
at a house party,
I can confidently say,
384
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,950
it's very fun.
- That's it?
385
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,777
That's all you have to say?
386
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,127
- What's going on here?
387
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,911
- Mm, things got effed,
388
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,957
and we're not having
fun anymore.
389
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,350
- For what it's worth,
I'm having a great time.
390
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,917
- You're like a tsetse fly.
391
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,701
Where's your cell phone
boyfriend?
392
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,921
- On my cell phone.
- Okay.
393
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,270
- You're not having fun?
394
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,969
- I don't know David, sure.
395
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,884
- What exactly did I do
wrong here?
396
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,842
- Oh, I don't know. David,
397
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,800
mmm, was it the time
you kissed my boyfriend?
398
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:52,282
Or... was it the time
you kissed my boyfriend?
399
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,762
- I think it was the time
you kissed her boyfriend.
400
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,286
- Okay, he kissed me!
401
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,027
And I was just told
to have some fun.
402
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,029
So I played the game.
403
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,901
I'm sorry that the bottle
landed on me.
404
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,685
- Hm, technically it landed
between you and Stevie, so.
405
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,556
- Yeah.
406
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,949
- Okay, so you're upset
about this as well, then?
407
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,298
- Looks like it.
Patrick: No, I'm not!
408
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,213
I'm not upset.
I just, I guess I wonder
409
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,694
how you would react
if the tables were turned.
410
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,087
- Yeah David, like,
what would you do
411
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,263
if Patrick and I suddenly
kissed at a party?
412
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,829
- Yeah.
- Or Patrick and me.
413
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,919
- Okay, we're done with you.
414
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,398
It was spin the bottle!
415
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,184
If Patrick was wasted,
and spun the bottle,
416
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,273
and it landed on you,
and you guys kissed,
417
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:28,928
I wouldn't care.
- You're lying, David.
418
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,320
- Okay, is that
what needs to happen
419
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,757
to clear the air here?
You guys need to kiss?
420
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,150
- David, let's not be dramatic.
- Yeah, maybe it does.
421
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,804
- What?
- Well, by all means.
422
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,719
- I think it's actually more
the principle of the thing--
423
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,155
- Okay, here we go.
- Hmm!
424
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,987
- [Sighs]
- Is that really...
425
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,164
- Uh huh.
426
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,340
Mmm! Mmmm!
427
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,516
[Smooching sounds]
428
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,736
Mmmmmmmm!
429
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,173
Yum. That was fun.
430
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,436
- Hey, are we spinning
more bottles?
431
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,003
- Uh, was that fun
for you guys?
432
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:04,093
That like, satisfying?
- I was never not okay. So.
433
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,748
- It was really good for me.
434
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,054
- I say we play truth or dare.
435
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,664
- Oh Stevie, I'm in!
436
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,883
- Oh no, Ted.
437
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:12,884
Get your housecoat
and your other slipper.
438
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,670
It is time to go.
439
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,541
- You got it, big guy.
- Okay.
440
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,674
- Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry.
441
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,328
Good game!
442
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,765
[Crickets chirp]
443
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,246
- Look at him.
444
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:29,989
Awful peaceful when
he's sleeping.
445
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:30,946
[Moira talks in movie]
446
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:36,256
Well, we did it, sweetheart.
447
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,954
And, uh...
448
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,261
what do you think
we've learned here today?
449
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,655
- That Adelina was grossly
underpaid.
450
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:47,702
- No, I mean,
we could've been good,
451
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,921
hands-on parents
if we wanted to.
452
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,662
We've got it in us.
453
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,795
- That was never
in question, John.
454
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,971
I'm even more convinced
that our hands-off approach
455
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,755
served them better.
456
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,802
Moira: [In movie] I'll go,
but not without my cousin!
457
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,978
That had its moments.
458
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,894
When it shone,
it shone brightly.
459
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,070
And I have to hand it to DeWitt.
460
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:11,160
She had a real breakthrough
during the denouement.
461
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,858
I believe she believed
we were cousins.
462
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,470
[Soft knocking]
463
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,385
John?
- [Snoring]
464
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,649
[Light taps]
[TV shuts off]
465
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,048
Roland: Oh, hello!
Moira: Shh! Shh! Shh!
466
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,311
- Greet-- what?!
- Shh!
467
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,443
- What?
- I just put him down!
468
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:36,098
- Oh my gosh, you got little
Roland Jr. to sleep?
469
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,230
- Oh no, I'm talking
about John.
470
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,840
- Oh.
471
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,668
- No, Roland's been asleep
for quite some time.
472
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,931
- And everything was fine?
No major problems?
473
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:46,326
- He is a slice of meringue,
Jocelyn.
474
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,850
- You know, I don't know
if uh...
475
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:51,331
I'm just all zen'd out
from an hour and a half
476
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,942
of Linda's magic fingers on me,
477
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,683
but I can actually see myself
leaving Roland Jr.
478
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,164
with you people more often.
479
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,688
- Ah!
480
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,342
Well, that something Linda
might want to massage
481
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,779
right out of your mind,
the next appointment.
482
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,259
- I actually have Ron
the next time,
483
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:10,132
we like to mix it up
a little bit.
484
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,699
- And with that, I believe
your little inchling
485
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,615
is out past its curfew.
486
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,182
- Oh, you get the binger,
I'll get the baby.
487
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:19,141
- Okay.
488
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,012
Ohh, jeez.
489
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,014
Look at him.
490
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,234
You know, I almost think I like
him better asleep than awake.
491
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,765
[Johnny grunts]
- He's on my side.
492
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:35,940
Bye bye.
493
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,814
[Door slams]
- What?
494
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,772
- Oh, shh!
495
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,473
[Garbage bag rustles]
496
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,695
[Garbage clatters]
497
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:52,827
- Ahem! I'm just gonna take
the garbage out.
498
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,437
- Okay.
499
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,830
- Yeah, and if I don't
come back,
500
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,049
it's probably because
I've run off with Ted.
501
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,834
- Thanks for the heads up.
502
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,183
- We're just gonna go
for a ride,
503
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,706
see where it takes us.
504
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,839
Maybe start a vet clinic
somewhere along the way.
505
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,058
He'll the animals back
to heath, I'll...
506
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,930
offer grooming services.
507
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,323
- Okay, you know what?
508
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,632
Maybe I overreacted
for a second.
509
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,939
I was just talking to Alexis,
510
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,419
and we sorta wound
each other worked up.
511
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,160
Abd Stevie didn't help.
- Stevie never helps.
512
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,727
- So I didn't love seeing
my boyfriend
513
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,165
kissing some other guy.
514
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,168
- I'm sorry, are you saying
you were jealous?
515
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,300
- David, I'm not playing
this game with you.
516
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,954
- No, you just said
you didn't like
517
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,043
seeing your boyfriend
kissing another guy.
518
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,958
- Okay, fine.
He's a handsome guy.
519
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,351
I might've been a little
jealous.
520
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,700
- So, you think
he's handsome then?
521
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,181
- What? [Sighs]
He's like-he goes to the gym.
522
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,183
- Goes to the gym?
- Oh my God.
523
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,620
- Wow, okay, so when you
said you were jealous,
524
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,839
were you saying you were
jealous of him,
525
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,711
or jealous of me?
526
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:53,801
Because I thought you were
saying you were jealous of him.
527
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,324
- Both?
528
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,804
- Not the answer
I was looking for.
529
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,154
- Hey.
530
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,634
- Mhmm?
531
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:01,852
- I wonder what
would've happened
532
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,551
if we had met in high school.
- Hmm.
533
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:07,641
Well, unless you were
into candy ravers
534
00:20:07,684 --> 00:20:09,382
with asymmetrical haircuts
535
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,384
and a lot of pacifier
necklaces,
536
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,863
I think our paths crossed
at the right time.
537
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,261
How jealous, though?
538
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,263
- Why don't you take out
the garbage?
539
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:23,265
- How jealous were you?
- Nope!
540
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,441
- Scale of one to ten.
541
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,139
Like, enraged, or...
- Bye, bye.
542
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,402
- like fuming, did you sweat?
543
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,103
- That was fun.
- Yep.
544
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,800
- That was really fun.
Did you have fun?
545
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,367
- Yes.
546
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,804
- Did everyone had fun?
- Yes, Ted.
547
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:44,025
- That's good, it's good
that everyone had fun.
548
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,505
- Okay, you still have
your slippers on,
549
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,115
- Yeah, I know, sometimes
my feet get really cold
550
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,509
when I drink too much.
- It's not a thing.
551
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,511
- Okay, well, gimme a kiss.
- No!
552
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,469
You kissed my brother tonight,
553
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,428
I'm not kissing you after
you kissed my brother.
554
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,300
- Pffft! Who kissed
your brother?
555
00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,172
- Okay, it's time for
"Fun Ted" to just pass out.
556
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,479
- No, he's not even tired.
In fact, if anything,
557
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:06,090
I'd say he's only
becoming more fun.
558
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,744
- Okay. Okay! Okay! Okay!
559
00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:11,531
I think we should just like,
sleep it off.
560
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,707
- Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
561
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,796
But first just give
your brother a kiss.
562
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,188
- Ew, Ted, Ew!
- Come on.
563
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,974
- Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
564
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,368
- Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
That's you.
565
00:21:22,418 --> 00:21:26,968
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