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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,480 RINGING NOISE 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,680 Everything's cool for the first few seconds. 3 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,960 Then I remember what I'm like and how I have to be that today, 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:17,240 tomorrow and every day until I'm not. 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,440 Mm... 6 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:21,720 Why am I here? 7 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:22,920 Don't you remember? 8 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,640 RINGING CONTINUES 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:25,840 Ugh... 10 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,760 You said everything was spinning. 11 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,960 Yeah, cos I'd just drank a bottle of vodka. 12 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,480 Why? 13 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:39,800 I lost my job. 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,240 And I fell out with someone, it's what people do. 15 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,280 But I don't. 16 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,080 Well, not everyone's problems can be solved by cat videos. 17 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:47,560 And anal clenches. 18 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,280 Sorry, Shereen, I don't mean that. 19 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,640 You've done so much, letting me stay. 20 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,800 I'm taking the piss, you should evict me. 21 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,500 Well, you're a guest, not a tenant. 22 00:01:02,610 --> 00:01:03,940 I wouldn't let a tenant sleep in my bed, 23 00:01:03,941 --> 00:01:05,880 it would be breach of the lease. 24 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,800 It shuts my head up. 25 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,280 Drink. 26 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:15,120 Well, how can I help you? 27 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,680 Don't let me go to odd bits. 28 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,440 Shiatsu's really good for anxiety. 29 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,480 And I need someone to practise on for my course. 30 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:23,520 RINGING NOISE 31 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:27,240 I think I feel worse than that. 32 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,600 PHONE BUZZING 33 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,600 MUSIC: All Of My Thoughts by Spiritualized 34 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,600 BUZZING ECHOES 35 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,920 Look. 36 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,840 This is as bad as you're going to feel. 37 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:49,880 Promise. 38 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,520 This was a positive bonding experience. 39 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,767 Even if I am going to spend the rest of today 40 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,680 worrying I tried to sleep-finger her. 41 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:05,120 Don't know what to do by myself 42 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:08,960 Cos all of my thoughts are of you 43 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,840 All my thoughts... 44 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,080 It's time to bring in the big guns, 45 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,920 before I shoot myself in the head with one. 46 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:20,240 Before you ask, I had a really nice childhood. 47 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,360 I wasn't abused. 48 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,240 Unless, not being allowed a horse is abuse. 49 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,840 OK. 50 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,120 Good to know. 51 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,640 So... 52 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:33,840 ... why do I think about molesting strangers and... 53 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:34,960 ... going down on my mum? 54 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,680 Yeah, intrusive thoughts can be ridiculous, 55 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,280 but it is normal to have them... 56 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,600 But why would I think them if I didn't want to do them? 57 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:45,840 Can you tell me another one of your intrusions, like, 58 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,400 the last one you had, perhaps? 59 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,840 Oh. I know, I know, this is difficult 60 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,520 but everything you say stays in here. 61 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,680 I was thinking about fingering you. 62 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,960 I was thinking about stabbing you in the face with my pen 63 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,640 and how I'd have to pay my cleaner extra cos of the blood 64 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,000 and the ink stains. 65 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,200 Erm... 66 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,640 - It was only a thought. - MARNIE SIGHS 67 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,440 It doesn't mean anything. 68 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,880 And what did you do in response to that thought? 69 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,200 Told myself I didn't want to do it. 70 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,960 You tried to reassure yourself? 71 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,200 Did that work? 72 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,760 No, still thinking about it. 73 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,080 And you haven't touched me. 74 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,560 Which would suggest 75 00:03:43,561 --> 00:03:46,520 that you are NOT going to act on your intrusions. 76 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,960 But I have acted on them. 77 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,160 With various people and various genders in various ways. 78 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,200 Ah, so you keep checking? 79 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,480 Yeah. 80 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,360 That's a compulsion. 81 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,979 Anything you do as a reaction 82 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:02,440 to your intrusive thoughts is a compulsion. 83 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,240 Do any of these things stop the thoughts, 84 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,560 or the anxiety they cause you? 85 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,720 No. 86 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:14,720 So, could it be that your solutions 87 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,960 are part of the problem? 88 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,640 OCD is a recognised condition that people get help for. 89 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:24,840 Help! 90 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:33,960 I'm cured! 91 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,760 - Really? - No, I've got to come back. 92 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,040 Everything OK? 93 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,160 Uh, it's an anxiety thing. 94 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,320 Snap! 95 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,320 That's probably because we're both creative. 96 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,960 It's, like, nature's compliment. 97 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,400 PHONE BUZZING 98 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,120 Uh, thanks SO much for this. 99 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,200 I'll pay you back. 100 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:58,680 Oh, it's my treat. 101 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,175 The last functional present I got was when my parents 102 00:05:03,176 --> 00:05:06,280 got me an office chair for my Christmas. 103 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,400 This is much better. 104 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,560 (SHEREEN LAUGHS) Come on. 105 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:13,760 All right? It's me, the knob end from his mum and dad's house, again. 106 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,960 Have you blocked me? 107 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,600 I'm starting to think that you have, I've sent a lot of texts! 108 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,040 Anyway, will you just erm... 109 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,280 Will you ring me back? 110 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,080 Cos, erm... 111 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,720 Yeah, I meant to be going to this thing later and I've got 112 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,400 to convince these work people that I'm all right. 113 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,720 And uh, yeah, I'm not. 114 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,400 I feel, erm... 115 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,640 I feel shit, actually, cos of, you know, 116 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,400 cos of how I was with you. 117 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,480 So, yeah, will you just... 118 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,480 Will you just talk to me? 119 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,600 I know I don't really know you, but I feel like I know enough. 120 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,200 Too much, perhaps. (HE LAUGHS) 121 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,640 But, you know too much about me and all. 122 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,680 That's... 123 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,120 T... that's why we should be mates. 124 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,720 So, erm... 125 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,080 Yeah, call me back. 126 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,040 PHONE BEEPS 127 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,920 Fuck. 128 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,480 MUSIC: Sugar Town by Nancy Sinatra 129 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:19,920 I got some troubles but they won't last 130 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:24,240 I'm gonna lay right down here in the grass... 131 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:27,360 All the fucked up stuff I've done is cos of my disorder, 132 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,320 even the sex stuff. 133 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,280 From now on, I am off it. 134 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,800 This is a friend zone. 135 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,760 If you see me near anyone's genitals, 136 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,600 just smack them out of my hands. 137 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,640 ?62.37, right? 138 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,000 Yeah, thanks. 139 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,240 I didn't think you'd come. 140 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:50,680 Unless it's the ghost of you and you've come to haunt me. 141 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,000 Which I would deserve. 142 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,230 I'd haunt the fuck out of you! I'd chuck your furniture about, 143 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:58,520 wake you up in the middle of the night, cos that was... 144 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,680 - I know... - I don't even know what that was! 145 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,720 Inexcusable? 146 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,520 I would love an excuse! 147 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,880 I'm trying to think of one. 148 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,760 I don't want you to make one up, I want you to talk to me. 149 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,240 - Cos I did you a favour. - I know and I'm so grateful... 150 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,200 Libby thinks that I get junior staff off Tinder. 151 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,520 She started calling them "Tinterns". 152 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,040 I fully accept responsibility 153 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,440 for how fucked up I was, both times. 154 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,320 But I know it's me, 155 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,400 and I'm addressing it. 156 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,320 SHE SIGHS 157 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,080 I'm really sorry. 158 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,000 Ugh... 159 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,960 It wasn't ALL you and... 160 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,280 My recruitment strategy is clearly flawed. 161 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,680 Can't seem to keep it in my pants. 162 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:56,040 Because I keep taking my pants off for all the shagging. 163 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,360 What can I say? I'm a people person. 164 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,280 Especially when the people want to come back to my place. 165 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,840 It's a nice place. 166 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,480 You should see my place. 167 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,960 Yeah? 168 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,120 Not cos it's anything special. 169 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,240 Or even mine. 170 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:16,040 But I could cook you dinner to say sorry? 171 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,680 Uh... 172 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,320 Dinner, yeah, sounds good. 173 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,120 I'm like, "Please be my friend!" 174 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,560 You don't have to try so hard. 175 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,920 DOOR CREAKS AND CLOSES 176 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,760 SHE SIGHS 177 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,640 What? 178 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,280 I didn't know he was coming. 179 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,640 Nah, it'll be grand. 180 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,400 I let him come cos he finally got rid of Shula. 181 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,520 He didn't murder her, they just split up. 182 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,200 And, I didn't want to leave him on his own. 183 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,240 Drinks? 184 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,480 What are you drinking? 185 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:56,800 Usual. 186 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,680 I'm not, this is fine. 187 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,160 INTERNALLY: It's just an intrusive thought. 188 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,840 I don't have feelings for him, I have a medical condition. 189 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,240 - PHONE BUZZING - Shit! 190 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,760 This is work. 191 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,640 I've been trying to pin her down for ages. 192 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:12,920 Don't shag her. 193 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:13,960 Hi! 194 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,440 Nancy, it's actually an honour to be talking to you... 195 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:17,480 You seem... 196 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,560 Warmer? 197 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,000 I am, not just in my bra this time! 198 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,040 I was going to say better. 199 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:29,080 Well, nobody's called me Moira since, so... 200 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,160 I have to run off to meet someone. 201 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,720 I'm not being a dick, it's for work. 202 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,720 Your woman sounds like high maintenance. 203 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,520 But I'll see you for the dinner, right? 204 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,440 Sorry to leave you with him. 205 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,480 It's fine. 206 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,280 I always forget people are into this. 207 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,440 Not me! 208 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,560 I'm not into this. 209 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,600 DOOR CLOSES 210 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,720 And he's DEFINITELY not into this. 211 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,480 We're two people not being into this. 212 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:56,880 Hey. 213 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,040 We should get that drink now. 214 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:01,120 Still not drinking, that's peer pressure. 215 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:02,600 Doesn't have to be alcohol. 216 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,720 Do you mean a friendly drink? 217 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:08,920 Or, a sexy drink? 218 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,400 Just so I know what I'm dealing with. 219 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,400 I was thinking like a... 220 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,640 ... sexy drink. 221 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,960 Why? 222 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,080 Because I'm available, 223 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,320 and you seemed up for it. 224 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,800 - You think I'm up for it? - No, not UP for it but willing. 225 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,640 - Cos I'm so up for it? - No, this is... 226 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,200 - I mean... - It's just like, really? 227 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:34,520 After everything you've seen? 228 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,600 I like what I've seen. I want to see more of it. 229 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,400 I'm quite messed up right now. 230 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,440 I don't care! 231 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,520 I... I... I do care. 232 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:41,960 I just mean I don't mind. 233 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,160 I'm like, "Come at me, bro, I'm into it." 234 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,080 I mean, not into it. Well... 235 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,240 I was cos it was kind of hot. 236 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,656 - This is coming out wrong! - Are you actually being serious? 237 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:54,440 Do you like vulnerable women or something? 238 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,720 No, I prefer stable ones. 239 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:57,760 Wow. 240 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,160 That's not what I meant. 241 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,000 No, fine, just going to go... 242 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,760 SHE SIGHS 243 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,960 Bye. 244 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,440 Marnie! 245 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,360 - Oi, you left your money! - BIKE BELL RINGS 246 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,480 Aargh! 247 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,160 Aargh! Aargh... 248 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,360 Oh, shit! 249 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,880 HE GROANS 250 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,600 Oh, my God, oh, my God... 251 00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:31,644 MUSIC: 2 Become 1 by Spice Girls 252 00:11:31,684 --> 00:11:34,644 We can achieve it 253 00:11:34,684 --> 00:11:37,964 We can achieve it 254 00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:41,524 MUSIC ON RADIO: Come a little bit closer baby 255 00:11:41,564 --> 00:11:44,044 Get it on, get it on 256 00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:45,564 Cos tonight 257 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,524 Is the night 258 00:11:47,564 --> 00:11:50,484 - When two becomes one... - Can you play something else? 259 00:11:50,524 --> 00:11:52,404 BABY CRYING 260 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:55,004 Being friends with someone means doing stuff for them 261 00:11:55,044 --> 00:11:56,404 that you don't want to do. 262 00:11:56,444 --> 00:11:58,484 Like, listening to that dream they had, 263 00:11:58,524 --> 00:12:00,724 or doing their birthday drinks. 264 00:12:00,764 --> 00:12:04,524 This is like that, with more disinfectant and screaming. 265 00:12:04,564 --> 00:12:06,524 - Does it hurt... ? - Yeah, a little bit. 266 00:12:11,204 --> 00:12:13,044 I'm sorry about before, 267 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:14,644 suggesting you're a predator. 268 00:12:14,684 --> 00:12:15,764 You're not. 269 00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:17,940 Well, I don't know what you're up to in your free time, 270 00:12:17,964 --> 00:12:19,204 maybe you are. 271 00:12:19,244 --> 00:12:21,564 But until I hear otherwise, you're not. 272 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:25,284 Thanks? 273 00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:33,844 I've been having some technical issues lately. 274 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:36,964 So, apologies for any inconvenience this has caused. 275 00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:41,484 Yeah, it is a bit inconvenient. 276 00:12:42,884 --> 00:12:45,804 How am I meant to prey on vulnerable women if I've got a limp? 277 00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:53,204 It's weird the driver didn't see you wearing your Hi Viz. 278 00:12:53,244 --> 00:12:56,164 Like a shit lollipop man who got run over! 279 00:12:56,204 --> 00:12:59,444 Yeah, what did you come as - loft insulation? 280 00:12:59,484 --> 00:13:01,164 It's human bubble wrap! 281 00:13:01,204 --> 00:13:03,444 So, I don't hurt myself on London. 282 00:13:06,684 --> 00:13:08,284 Did my nipples just quiver? 283 00:13:08,324 --> 00:13:10,964 Yeah, but cos of anxiety, not arousal. 284 00:13:11,004 --> 00:13:13,604 He's a trigger, NOT a turn-on. 285 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:15,684 Oh, they're taking ages! 286 00:13:15,724 --> 00:13:17,644 Yeah, if you want to get off... 287 00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:19,540 - Do you want me to? - No, I just won't be offended. 288 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:21,084 - Cos I can stay. - Yeah. 289 00:13:21,124 --> 00:13:22,284 I mean, whatever. 290 00:13:23,364 --> 00:13:26,044 I'm staying, so you don't get run over by a trolley. 291 00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:27,804 Joseph Mudaki? 292 00:13:27,844 --> 00:13:29,532 - Yep. - Shouldn't you... 293 00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,633 - Could you? Thanks. - Yeah. 294 00:13:31,764 --> 00:13:34,604 Fuck! Sorry, it's just really sore. 295 00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:37,644 Your girlfriend can come too. 296 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,324 - Oh, hello! - She's not... 297 00:13:39,364 --> 00:13:41,764 No, NOT his girlfriend. 298 00:13:43,684 --> 00:13:44,724 OK. 299 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,884 Hi, sorry, have you got someone? 300 00:13:50,924 --> 00:13:51,924 OK. 301 00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:58,804 This lady doesn't have anyone. 302 00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:00,684 Anyone need a person? 303 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:01,724 She's alone. 304 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,044 I'll have to take you. 305 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:12,164 CLEARS THROAT 306 00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:16,724 Tonight, we're focusing on how to calm, 307 00:14:16,764 --> 00:14:19,924 tonify, and dispersing Chi. 308 00:14:30,404 --> 00:14:31,404 Hi. 309 00:14:32,844 --> 00:14:34,764 Hi, Amber Doherty? 310 00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:38,604 Nancy Vegalo's plus one? 311 00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,044 I guess so, yeah. 312 00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:41,684 We're so pleased you could make it. 313 00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:44,444 - Thanks. - She's not here yet, but you can go through. 314 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,164 - Great. - Can I take your phone? 315 00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:47,964 Nope, that's fine, I'm going to keep that. 316 00:14:48,004 --> 00:14:49,964 It's the rules. 317 00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:52,644 Sorry, is this like some sort of really polite mugging? 318 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,924 - I need it for work. - No, you don't, she doesn't. 319 00:14:54,964 --> 00:14:56,444 Nancy, hi. 320 00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:58,164 Amber Doherty, Ethel. 321 00:14:58,204 --> 00:14:59,924 I know, I googled you. 322 00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:01,364 Stick it in the same one, please? 323 00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:02,884 Nancy Vegalo. 324 00:15:02,924 --> 00:15:05,924 We're so glad you could make it, like... 325 00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:08,444 ... actually glad, genuinely. 326 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,764 I really love your work. 327 00:15:12,804 --> 00:15:13,924 And I love yours. 328 00:15:13,964 --> 00:15:17,324 I love it too. I think it is great, I love it. 329 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,804 Shall we? 330 00:15:18,844 --> 00:15:20,284 Yes. 331 00:15:20,324 --> 00:15:23,204 It's just hard to believe that the woman who used to lovingly 332 00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:27,004 lay out my socks every morning is the same one who spray-painted 333 00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,924 a cock on my Audi. 334 00:15:28,964 --> 00:15:31,844 Well, I've become a complete cynic in these matters. 335 00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:34,844 I'd stay well away from women if I were you. 336 00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:35,964 CHARLIE: I will! 337 00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:39,204 Ooh, shit, there's one. 338 00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:40,724 Ooh, and another one! 339 00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:44,404 You should have a word with them. 340 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,764 With women? 341 00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:46,844 Well, of course. 342 00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:49,524 And as spokesperson for all women, I'd like to apologise 343 00:15:49,564 --> 00:15:53,244 for your wife's audacity to claim reasonable compensation for the cost 344 00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:56,044 of access to her womb, and the best years of her life. 345 00:15:56,084 --> 00:15:58,284 What a bitch! 346 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:01,764 This looks lovely, I might go for the sea bass. 347 00:16:01,804 --> 00:16:03,684 Could get used to this. 348 00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,924 Obviously, subject to you letting me back. 349 00:16:06,964 --> 00:16:08,564 Well, it's up to her. 350 00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,284 I just do what she says. 351 00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:17,084 - You ready to order? - Ladies first. 352 00:16:17,124 --> 00:16:19,004 - Off you go, then. - Oh! 353 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,324 We're out of the sea bass, so, apologies for that. 354 00:16:21,364 --> 00:16:24,524 - Oh, no. - Aw, he's going to have to have more time off! 355 00:16:24,564 --> 00:16:26,524 THEY LAUGH 356 00:16:31,004 --> 00:16:32,444 MAN SCREAMS 357 00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:36,604 Do you think he's getting an injection? 358 00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:37,684 SCREAMING CONTINUES 359 00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:41,284 Not unless it's a MASSIVE needle, like a knitting needle. 360 00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:42,964 Or, a skewer, 361 00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:44,844 lance, a joust! 362 00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:47,004 OK, less pointy words. 363 00:16:48,484 --> 00:16:50,404 Are you scared? 364 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,164 I don't like being poked by things. 365 00:16:53,204 --> 00:16:54,284 CURTAINS OPEN 366 00:16:54,324 --> 00:16:57,484 OK, so you're not pregnant or breast-feeding or about 367 00:16:57,524 --> 00:16:58,844 to operate any heavy machinery? 368 00:16:58,884 --> 00:16:59,884 Nope. 369 00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:01,164 Good. 370 00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:02,444 Then you can enjoy these. 371 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:07,844 Once they've kicked in, we'll get you down to X-ray. 372 00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:11,044 First, I need to get some bloods in case you need surgery. 373 00:17:17,524 --> 00:17:20,100 Christ, day one of celibacy 374 00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:22,284 and I'm already holding hands with someone. 375 00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:26,604 What if this is a gateway gesture - hands today, genitals tomorrow? 376 00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:27,644 Great. 377 00:17:27,684 --> 00:17:30,084 Now my labia is twitching, what does that mean? 378 00:17:32,924 --> 00:17:37,484 How do I know what's OCD and what's me being horny? 379 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,164 Candlelight and soul forever 380 00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:45,244 A dream of you and me together... 381 00:17:45,284 --> 00:17:47,324 That's not a side effect. 382 00:17:47,364 --> 00:17:50,524 Say you believe it 383 00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:53,804 Free your mind of doubt and danger 384 00:17:53,844 --> 00:17:57,284 Be for real don't be a stranger 385 00:17:57,324 --> 00:18:00,524 We can achieve it 386 00:18:00,564 --> 00:18:03,724 We can achieve it... 387 00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:06,764 It's in now, it's IN now! 388 00:18:06,804 --> 00:18:07,964 Little one in my vein. 389 00:18:09,124 --> 00:18:11,604 And we're... done. 390 00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:16,444 Finger on there, please. 391 00:18:16,484 --> 00:18:17,644 Get off! 392 00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:21,204 Taking advantage when I'm in a vulnerable position. 393 00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:22,364 INTERNALLY: Shit! 394 00:18:22,404 --> 00:18:25,764 Am I sexually attracted to men being feeble? 395 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:30,164 So I am just going to launch right in, if that is OK. 396 00:18:30,204 --> 00:18:32,124 Oh, you've done questions. 397 00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:35,004 Yeah, it is... 398 00:18:35,044 --> 00:18:38,404 It is pretty out there in terms of a interview technique, 399 00:18:38,444 --> 00:18:40,044 but it seems to work for me, so... 400 00:18:45,764 --> 00:18:47,604 Can I have it back? 401 00:18:47,644 --> 00:18:49,524 Let's not do this tonight. 402 00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:50,644 Sorry, what? 403 00:18:50,684 --> 00:18:53,684 I don't really do interviews. 404 00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:55,284 I know. 405 00:18:55,324 --> 00:18:57,604 - Which is why I'm so grateful... - GLASS CLINKING 406 00:18:57,644 --> 00:19:00,644 So, OK, thanks all for coming. 407 00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:07,044 This girl has got something very unique and truthful 408 00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:10,604 to say about the millennial female experience... 409 00:19:10,644 --> 00:19:14,084 This album is NOT about the millennial female experience. 410 00:19:14,124 --> 00:19:16,244 It's a discourse on current human perception... 411 00:19:16,284 --> 00:19:17,284 And it's SO real! 412 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,724 It's SO authentic! 413 00:19:19,764 --> 00:19:20,964 I get it. 414 00:19:21,004 --> 00:19:23,844 - And we're delighted she is saying it with us... - So, sorry. 415 00:19:23,884 --> 00:19:26,500 - Why am I here then if you don't want to talk to me... - Cos you're fit. 416 00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:28,044 And your Twitter's quite funny. 417 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,284 MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING 418 00:19:30,324 --> 00:19:31,604 Am I supposed to be flattered? 419 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:35,324 Uh, so, without further ado, this is Quine... 420 00:19:37,204 --> 00:19:38,924 ... with Tongue Centre! 421 00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:40,964 MUSIC STARTS 422 00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:43,284 - My editor is expecting an article... - OK, sh, sh! 423 00:19:43,324 --> 00:19:44,404 Starting, starting. 424 00:19:45,924 --> 00:19:49,124 We are 425 00:19:50,444 --> 00:19:51,444 Here 426 00:19:52,644 --> 00:19:53,964 Here 427 00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:55,644 We 428 00:19:55,684 --> 00:19:56,884 Are 429 00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:00,844 Hello 430 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,204 Hello... 431 00:20:06,364 --> 00:20:07,364 Hello... 432 00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:08,604 This is really offensive. 433 00:20:08,644 --> 00:20:09,724 WHISTLE BLOWS 434 00:20:12,564 --> 00:20:14,764 You are here... 435 00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:16,284 Nancy? 436 00:20:16,324 --> 00:20:18,684 I am here... 437 00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:19,764 Nancy? 438 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:21,364 We are here... 439 00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:22,444 Nancy? 440 00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:26,364 Here we are... 441 00:20:26,404 --> 00:20:27,644 Fuck this. 442 00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:38,604 We are here... 443 00:20:38,644 --> 00:20:41,524 OK, fine, fine, I'll do it, I'll do it! 444 00:20:41,564 --> 00:20:43,444 Shit, I forgot my phone. 445 00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:48,484 WHISPERING: Are you fucking kidding me? 446 00:20:48,524 --> 00:20:49,644 What's the number? 447 00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:51,044 I don't know. 448 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,484 Give me the ticket. 449 00:20:52,524 --> 00:20:53,844 MUSIC CONTINUES 450 00:21:01,964 --> 00:21:04,404 Fucking full of yourself, aren't you?! 451 00:21:04,444 --> 00:21:05,484 What? That was you. 452 00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:07,644 That was not me, that was you. 453 00:21:14,684 --> 00:21:17,284 So, are we going to go to a real bar and do this, or what? 454 00:21:17,324 --> 00:21:19,284 Nah. 455 00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:20,844 We're going to go to mine. 456 00:21:24,204 --> 00:21:26,844 I'm doing an article on celibacy, so... 457 00:21:28,284 --> 00:21:29,284 Oh, fuck it. 458 00:21:30,184 --> 00:21:31,264 ALL SPEAK 459 00:21:31,304 --> 00:21:34,064 Sorry, cab, please. Thank you. 460 00:21:34,104 --> 00:21:35,744 Well... 461 00:21:35,784 --> 00:21:37,620 - Great to see you. - Yeah, lovely to... 462 00:21:37,621 --> 00:21:39,772 - Yeah. - You coming for one more, 463 00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:42,024 or have you got to get home and phone the Samaritans? 464 00:21:42,064 --> 00:21:43,744 If I don't, they'll worry, won't they? 465 00:21:43,784 --> 00:21:46,944 Yeah, they're a good bunch, I ran the London for them last year. 466 00:21:46,984 --> 00:21:49,224 Cos of my little sister. 467 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,144 - Come on, Angus! - Need a lift, Charlie? 468 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,264 Better do as your mum says! 469 00:21:53,304 --> 00:21:54,322 If you don't mind, yeah... 470 00:21:54,323 --> 00:21:56,424 - Of course. - ... that would be great, thank you. 471 00:22:07,864 --> 00:22:09,144 - Safety first. - Hmm. 472 00:22:15,824 --> 00:22:17,384 I feel great... 473 00:22:20,384 --> 00:22:22,504 Really optimistic. 474 00:22:22,544 --> 00:22:25,064 Optimism is a side effect of codeine. 475 00:22:26,544 --> 00:22:30,784 It's a side effect of you... ! 476 00:22:30,824 --> 00:22:32,904 It's definitely the drugs. 477 00:22:32,944 --> 00:22:35,184 Stop, stop it! 478 00:22:38,944 --> 00:22:40,104 I'm itchy. 479 00:22:41,304 --> 00:22:43,944 Other side effects may include vomiting, 480 00:22:43,984 --> 00:22:47,184 constipation, confusion, rash. 481 00:22:47,224 --> 00:22:51,064 Got your prescription, give it to you because he'll try and eat it. 482 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:53,984 And he's good to go. 483 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,104 He'll need some help though. 484 00:22:56,144 --> 00:22:57,264 Great. 485 00:22:59,464 --> 00:23:00,944 I'm like his carer. 486 00:23:03,024 --> 00:23:05,464 His creepy carer who fancies him... 487 00:23:11,664 --> 00:23:13,624 Sorry about teasing you. 488 00:23:13,664 --> 00:23:15,624 Just so you don't think I'm a... 489 00:23:15,664 --> 00:23:17,224 ... complete twat. 490 00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:19,864 You're not a twat. 491 00:23:19,904 --> 00:23:22,344 I am actually... I'm actually part-twat. 492 00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:27,704 Well, Angus is full-twat but it kind of rubs off. 493 00:23:27,744 --> 00:23:30,424 Honestly, I don't think you're a twat, I think you're nice. 494 00:23:30,464 --> 00:23:32,704 I think you're smart, like, 495 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,384 - in your head smart. - Mm-hmm. 496 00:23:34,424 --> 00:23:36,344 And, you've got... 497 00:23:36,384 --> 00:23:38,384 ... you know, nice blouses. 498 00:23:38,424 --> 00:23:40,784 Whatever you call them, tops. 499 00:23:40,824 --> 00:23:43,104 No, I like them, they're erm... 500 00:23:43,144 --> 00:23:45,104 they're nice, they're professional but... 501 00:23:45,144 --> 00:23:46,464 CLEARS THROAT 502 00:23:46,504 --> 00:23:47,784 But, like, sexy as well... 503 00:23:47,824 --> 00:23:49,944 N... not sexy, erm... 504 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:55,904 Fun. Like, you know, in a respectful way... 505 00:23:55,944 --> 00:23:57,184 You are... 506 00:23:57,224 --> 00:23:59,504 You are very sweet, Charlie. 507 00:24:01,584 --> 00:24:04,984 Why do you want to come and work for a bunch of twats like us? 508 00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:06,224 I love twats. 509 00:24:06,264 --> 00:24:07,584 I can't get enough of them. 510 00:24:13,784 --> 00:24:15,464 Maybe you should come back, then. 511 00:24:16,824 --> 00:24:17,824 I would... 512 00:24:17,864 --> 00:24:19,264 I would love that. 513 00:24:19,304 --> 00:24:20,424 So would I. 514 00:24:28,104 --> 00:24:29,424 I can't... 515 00:24:29,464 --> 00:24:32,504 - I... I've got to get out here, actually. - Yeah. 516 00:24:32,544 --> 00:24:34,864 Erm, yeah, yeah, I've got to get out right here. 517 00:24:34,904 --> 00:24:36,624 - Oh, yeah, OK. - Erm... 518 00:24:36,664 --> 00:24:38,904 There's a Tesco, I need to get some milk. 519 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,784 - Could you... ? - Pull over, pull over. 520 00:24:40,824 --> 00:24:42,384 MUSIC: In The Dark by Etta Jones 521 00:24:42,424 --> 00:24:45,104 - Thanks, thanks. - No, thank you. Thank you. 522 00:24:45,144 --> 00:24:46,275 - I'll see you Monday? - Yeah. 523 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,864 - Yeah. - Indeed you will. 524 00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:50,104 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 525 00:24:50,144 --> 00:24:52,504 Lord in the dark 526 00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:56,344 It's just you and I... 527 00:24:57,784 --> 00:24:59,024 Shit! 528 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:00,584 Not a sound 529 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:03,864 There's not one sigh 530 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:05,664 Just the beat... 531 00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,784 MARNIE INTERNALLY: Why am I cock-blocking myself? 532 00:25:07,824 --> 00:25:10,864 If I want to shag him, I'll shag him and no-one can fucking stop me. 533 00:25:10,904 --> 00:25:13,784 Obviously, not when he's vulnerable cos that's immoral. 534 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:17,584 Where do you want... ? 535 00:25:17,624 --> 00:25:19,904 - I was going to, on the bed? - OK, the bed. 536 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,104 MUSIC STOPS 537 00:25:27,784 --> 00:25:28,944 Could have made it. 538 00:25:28,984 --> 00:25:31,664 Yeah, I wasn't expecting company. 539 00:25:43,224 --> 00:25:44,664 Can you give me a hand? 540 00:25:44,704 --> 00:25:46,464 Yeah, sorry, I was just watching... 541 00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,504 Thanks. 542 00:25:50,744 --> 00:25:54,104 Uh right, my work here is done. 543 00:25:54,144 --> 00:25:55,184 Give me my gear. 544 00:25:55,224 --> 00:25:57,064 Hm, yeah. 545 00:25:57,104 --> 00:26:01,984 These should say, "May experience girl power," on the side. 546 00:26:02,024 --> 00:26:03,784 Yeah, sorry you had to see that. 547 00:26:07,424 --> 00:26:08,584 Bye. 548 00:26:09,864 --> 00:26:10,904 Oh. 549 00:26:12,544 --> 00:26:13,544 Aw! 550 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,024 OK, yep, thanks. 551 00:26:19,064 --> 00:26:21,024 - How are you getting back? - Uh... 552 00:26:21,064 --> 00:26:23,824 Just going to go outside and hope for the best. 553 00:26:23,864 --> 00:26:25,904 You're so in the moment. 554 00:26:25,944 --> 00:26:28,504 Nope, just blas? about personal safety. 555 00:26:28,544 --> 00:26:30,584 This is what I mean. 556 00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:32,464 I don't think you're... 557 00:26:32,504 --> 00:26:33,504 ... vulnerable. 558 00:26:34,864 --> 00:26:37,064 I think you're Teflon. 559 00:26:37,104 --> 00:26:39,464 Like a nonstick pan, no need to soak. 560 00:26:39,504 --> 00:26:40,664 Take last week. 561 00:26:40,704 --> 00:26:43,824 You didn't think, you just did. 562 00:26:43,864 --> 00:26:46,024 I want to be like that, I want to go out in my boxers 563 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:48,264 in a cloud of muffins! 564 00:26:48,304 --> 00:26:50,344 You don't give a shit about what's going to happen, 565 00:26:50,384 --> 00:26:52,184 you just go with it. 566 00:26:53,424 --> 00:26:55,064 It's cool. 567 00:26:55,104 --> 00:26:56,304 OK. 568 00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,664 Well... 569 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,784 ... reality, klaxon. 570 00:27:00,824 --> 00:27:03,664 I ALWAYS think before I do. 571 00:27:03,704 --> 00:27:06,824 So that was ALL me, which is disturbing. 572 00:27:08,344 --> 00:27:09,624 I still like it. 573 00:27:11,544 --> 00:27:13,904 That doesn't mean you have to like this... 574 00:27:13,944 --> 00:27:15,424 No, I do! 575 00:27:15,464 --> 00:27:16,704 Objectively... 576 00:27:18,064 --> 00:27:20,424 ... all very visually appealing. 577 00:27:30,224 --> 00:27:33,104 - ECHOING: Please... - Get OUT! - Stop, STOP! 578 00:27:33,144 --> 00:27:35,024 Uh... 579 00:27:35,064 --> 00:27:36,224 Erm... 580 00:27:36,264 --> 00:27:37,464 I... 581 00:27:37,504 --> 00:27:40,104 I just don't know... 582 00:27:40,144 --> 00:27:43,744 ... if it's a good idea right now. 583 00:27:43,784 --> 00:27:47,984 If this had been last week, I would have been on there like, aargh! 584 00:27:48,024 --> 00:27:50,504 But now, I'm like, 585 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,544 "Do I?" 586 00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:52,784 "I don't know." 587 00:27:54,664 --> 00:27:56,424 I am getting mixed signals. 588 00:27:56,464 --> 00:27:58,144 I know. 589 00:27:58,184 --> 00:27:59,344 Me, too. 590 00:27:59,384 --> 00:28:02,304 I'm getting mixed signals from myself. 591 00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,104 This is so confusing! 592 00:28:07,624 --> 00:28:11,184 I don't want to do anything until I feel less confused. 593 00:28:12,944 --> 00:28:15,704 About myself, and other people. 594 00:28:17,184 --> 00:28:18,384 Like you. 595 00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:23,744 Nah, it's me. 596 00:28:23,784 --> 00:28:25,144 I am... 597 00:28:25,184 --> 00:28:26,184 Hoo! 598 00:28:26,224 --> 00:28:28,824 Away, because of the drugs. 599 00:28:28,864 --> 00:28:30,064 Don't know what I'm saying. 600 00:28:30,104 --> 00:28:32,064 Yeah, you junkie. 601 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:35,424 You're a disgrace, being all nice to me. 602 00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:37,344 - Call the police. - Yeah. 603 00:28:42,344 --> 00:28:43,664 I'm going to go. 604 00:28:47,904 --> 00:28:49,344 But... 605 00:28:49,384 --> 00:28:53,584 ... mate, we should do dinner soon. 606 00:28:53,624 --> 00:28:55,144 Yeah, great. 607 00:28:55,184 --> 00:28:57,064 MUSIC: Feelin' Alright by The Fifth Dimension 608 00:28:57,104 --> 00:28:59,344 We should set that up. 609 00:28:59,384 --> 00:29:04,784 I got to leave before I start to scream 610 00:29:04,824 --> 00:29:09,024 Someone locked the door and took the key now 611 00:29:09,064 --> 00:29:10,864 You feelin' alright... 612 00:29:10,904 --> 00:29:13,024 That wouldn't have just been a kiss. 613 00:29:13,064 --> 00:29:14,962 It would have been another fucked up loop 614 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,200 in my sexual spiral of despair. 615 00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:24,744 I can't have sex in real life when there's this much sex in my head. 616 00:29:24,784 --> 00:29:26,744 I don't feel that good myself now... 617 00:29:26,784 --> 00:29:27,984 We'll, erm... 618 00:29:28,024 --> 00:29:29,544 Oh, yeah, yeah... 619 00:29:29,584 --> 00:29:30,984 Bye. 620 00:29:31,024 --> 00:29:33,944 - Bye? - Yeah. I've actually got 621 00:29:33,984 --> 00:29:37,064 - a Skype call early in the morning. - Oh. 622 00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:40,944 It's just going to be a bit awkward with some girl here. 623 00:29:40,984 --> 00:29:42,824 Obviously, I wasn't going to stay. 624 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:43,864 I was... 625 00:29:43,904 --> 00:29:46,224 ... actually about to say I was going to go, so... 626 00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:49,544 - I'll text you, yeah? - I'll... 627 00:29:49,584 --> 00:29:51,024 No, I'll text you, so... 628 00:29:52,784 --> 00:29:54,424 Just grab these... 629 00:29:56,304 --> 00:29:57,304 Hm... 630 00:29:57,344 --> 00:30:01,144 Did you know touch is the only sense you can die from a lack of? 631 00:30:01,184 --> 00:30:02,624 Mm-hmm. 632 00:30:03,784 --> 00:30:08,224 It's hard to fake this much holy bliss but I have to suck it up 633 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,824 if I want to be friends with a tactile person. 634 00:30:10,864 --> 00:30:13,024 It'll probably lead to human extinction cos we'll all 635 00:30:13,064 --> 00:30:15,624 be on our phones instead of touching. 636 00:30:15,664 --> 00:30:17,024 You can't Instagram a hug! 637 00:30:18,824 --> 00:30:20,264 OK, thanks! 638 00:30:20,304 --> 00:30:23,104 Love, but I haven't found your palace of anxiety yet! 639 00:30:23,144 --> 00:30:24,504 Maybe next time? 640 00:30:24,544 --> 00:30:25,624 Well, how do you feel? 641 00:30:26,944 --> 00:30:28,384 Uh, dishevelled. 642 00:30:29,584 --> 00:30:31,144 But a bit less anxious. 643 00:30:32,504 --> 00:30:33,704 Thank you. 644 00:30:37,584 --> 00:30:39,624 It's good we can talk about stuff. 645 00:30:39,664 --> 00:30:42,424 I feel like I could tell you anything. 646 00:30:42,464 --> 00:30:43,584 Yeah. 647 00:30:54,584 --> 00:30:57,064 ON PHONE: Last one, I'll leave you alone, I promise. 648 00:30:57,104 --> 00:30:58,504 I'm sorry. 649 00:30:58,544 --> 00:31:00,184 Have I said that? 650 00:31:00,224 --> 00:31:01,664 I don't think I have, but I am. 651 00:31:02,784 --> 00:31:04,824 - DOOR BELL RINGS - Oh, fuck this. 652 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,384 I've fucked it, haven't I? 653 00:31:06,424 --> 00:31:07,424 Fuck! 654 00:31:12,784 --> 00:31:14,424 Hi. 655 00:31:14,464 --> 00:31:16,184 I got your message. 656 00:31:16,224 --> 00:31:18,664 I did ring, I didn't just pop round. 657 00:31:18,704 --> 00:31:20,984 Do people even pop in London? 658 00:31:22,984 --> 00:31:24,624 I just wanted to talk to you. 659 00:31:25,904 --> 00:31:28,504 Cos you're the only person I can really talk to, 660 00:31:28,544 --> 00:31:31,824 and I only got that cos we weren't talking. 661 00:31:31,864 --> 00:31:32,864 OK. 662 00:31:34,944 --> 00:31:36,464 I know it's late. 663 00:31:36,504 --> 00:31:37,824 Yeah, it's pretty late. 664 00:31:37,864 --> 00:31:39,104 Yeah. 665 00:31:39,144 --> 00:31:41,584 I'm realising that now. Erm... 666 00:31:41,624 --> 00:31:42,984 And this is quite weird of me, 667 00:31:43,024 --> 00:31:45,584 so I might just... 668 00:31:45,624 --> 00:31:48,144 ... come back actually at a more convenient time. 669 00:31:48,184 --> 00:31:49,584 OK, bye. 670 00:31:49,624 --> 00:31:51,104 Marnie, Marnie, wait. 671 00:31:53,304 --> 00:31:55,424 - I thought I fucked this up... - You haven't. 672 00:31:55,464 --> 00:31:57,664 What were we doing? We don't even fancy each other. 673 00:31:57,704 --> 00:31:59,264 Yeah, I know. 674 00:31:59,304 --> 00:32:00,304 I mean, 675 00:32:00,344 --> 00:32:02,344 don't get me wrong, you're a total catch. 676 00:32:02,384 --> 00:32:04,504 YOU'RE a catch. 677 00:32:04,544 --> 00:32:06,784 I'm just not in a place for... 678 00:32:06,824 --> 00:32:09,624 No, no, I'm not in a place... 679 00:32:10,704 --> 00:32:13,464 So, we should just be... 680 00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:14,504 We should just be... 681 00:32:20,624 --> 00:32:22,344 MUSIC: I Shall Love 2 by Julia Holter 682 00:32:33,344 --> 00:32:36,944 I shall love 683 00:32:36,984 --> 00:32:39,944 I shall love 684 00:32:39,984 --> 00:32:42,704 I shall love 685 00:32:42,744 --> 00:32:46,104 I shall love 686 00:32:46,144 --> 00:32:48,904 I shall love 687 00:32:48,944 --> 00:32:53,904 I shall love, I shall, I shall, I shall love 688 00:32:53,944 --> 00:32:56,424 I shall love, I shall love 689 00:32:56,464 --> 00:32:59,864 I shall, I shall, I shall love 690 00:32:59,904 --> 00:33:04,024 I shall, I shall, I shall love 691 00:33:04,064 --> 00:33:06,664 I shall love 692 00:33:06,704 --> 00:33:09,304 I shall, I shall, I shall, I shall 693 00:33:09,344 --> 00:33:12,984 I shall love 694 00:33:13,024 --> 00:33:16,104 I shall love 695 00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:19,664 I shall, I shall, I shall love 696 00:33:19,704 --> 00:33:21,824 I shall love 697 00:33:21,864 --> 00:33:24,824 I shall love 698 00:33:24,864 --> 00:33:27,544 I shall love... 699 00:33:27,545 --> 00:33:32,545 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 700 00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:37,145 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47927

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