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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,669 --> 00:00:09,297 Stardust, 2 00:00:09,380 --> 00:00:12,219 we need to hide in Windsor Caves or Claw will kill us. 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:18,106 No Puff Paws, I can't leave without Dingle Pan. 4 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,779 Do you want me to stay with you? 5 00:00:21,947 --> 00:00:22,949 You'll stay with me? 6 00:00:23,701 --> 00:00:24,701 Yeah. 7 00:00:25,287 --> 00:00:27,083 OK. Kiss me. 8 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,851 Maya Chan, did you brush your teeth? 9 00:01:38,935 --> 00:01:40,855 Yeah, I'm in bed! I'm asleep now! 10 00:01:49,372 --> 00:01:51,501 I love you. 11 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:54,436 - I love you. - Let me turn the light off. 12 00:01:54,507 --> 00:01:56,094 No, no, can you leave that on? 13 00:01:57,263 --> 00:01:59,685 OK. All right. 14 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:48,866 Hurry up dummy! 15 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:52,247 - We're gonna be late for school! - It's my bathroom, too! Shut up! 16 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,878 What are you doing in there? Shaving your back? 17 00:02:55,838 --> 00:03:00,640 You can't just barge in! I was brushing my teeth! 18 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:05,190 There is no privacy in this house! 19 00:03:22,349 --> 00:03:23,978 - Good morning. - Morning. 20 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,482 Is it just me, or it's super dry last night? 21 00:03:26,566 --> 00:03:28,069 My nostrils are crusty. 22 00:03:32,327 --> 00:03:33,956 This is too strong, again. 23 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:38,924 - It's a light roast. - Light roasts are stronger, Curtis. 24 00:03:39,008 --> 00:03:42,682 You know I don't like it strong and yet you continue to make it strong. 25 00:03:42,766 --> 00:03:45,772 - It's Peruvian. - Yeah, well, it tastes like shit. 26 00:03:46,774 --> 00:03:50,280 - OK, I'm gonna go. Love you. Bye. - Bye, sweetie. 27 00:03:52,952 --> 00:03:54,790 Just use more cream, like... 28 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:58,171 - OK, thank you. I-I love you. - OK, thanks. Love you. 29 00:03:58,254 --> 00:03:59,934 - I got to go. - Have a good day at school. 30 00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:04,810 Pay attention, people. 31 00:04:06,062 --> 00:04:08,399 We're discussing The Hero's Journey. 32 00:04:08,483 --> 00:04:09,820 - Maya. - Ah. 33 00:04:09,903 --> 00:04:12,241 Um, what are we gonna do this weekend? 34 00:04:12,992 --> 00:04:14,704 Like I really want it to be fun. 35 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:18,211 - Yeah. Fun. - Do you wanna go see, like a movie, 36 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:20,507 or something. That would be fun. 37 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:28,106 We could tell your mom that we're gonna go see 38 00:04:28,189 --> 00:04:30,820 Chicken Run and then see Coyote Ugly instead. 39 00:04:35,036 --> 00:04:36,036 What? 40 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,277 - Maya. - Yeah. What? 41 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:55,076 - You're not listening, obviously. - Yes, I am. 42 00:04:57,707 --> 00:04:59,753 Um, I got to poo. 43 00:05:00,922 --> 00:05:01,965 OK, let's go. 44 00:05:02,967 --> 00:05:06,140 Or actually, can... can I go in there alone this time 45 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:08,061 'cause I kinda want some privacy. 46 00:05:08,353 --> 00:05:10,148 Oh, yeah. You're your own person. 47 00:05:10,232 --> 00:05:11,652 - OK. Thanks. - You just always 48 00:05:11,735 --> 00:05:12,838 want me to go in there with you. 49 00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:14,717 Yeah, I know, it's just gonna be like, a nasty one. 50 00:05:14,741 --> 00:05:16,178 So, I don't wanna put you through that, you know. 51 00:05:16,202 --> 00:05:17,922 It's OK. I'll just breathe through my mouth. 52 00:05:18,081 --> 00:05:21,797 OK, or can you just, like keep watch outside, and that, so, no one can come in? 53 00:05:23,007 --> 00:05:24,007 OK. 54 00:05:30,856 --> 00:05:31,856 Hey. 55 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,391 Sex. 56 00:05:51,397 --> 00:05:52,942 Sexual. 57 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:55,740 Sex. 58 00:05:57,075 --> 00:05:59,455 Vagina. Vagina... 59 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:04,048 You, guys, I can't wait! B♪Witched is like the best band. 60 00:06:04,548 --> 00:06:07,346 - ♪ Gotta let me in ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ 61 00:06:07,429 --> 00:06:10,185 ♪ Let the fun begin. Hey! ♪ 62 00:06:10,518 --> 00:06:14,360 You guys, we have to be good about calling Q102 tonight from 6 to 7. 63 00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:17,199 Like, we need to win these backstage passes. We have to. 64 00:06:17,282 --> 00:06:20,038 No one ever calls. It's gonna be so tight. 65 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,676 Oh, my God. 66 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:30,810 Guess who's coming to our town this weekend. B freaking Witched. 67 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:33,106 This is so jacked. 68 00:06:33,607 --> 00:06:35,568 You, like, B♪Witched. 69 00:06:35,653 --> 00:06:39,953 - Whoa. Like, uh, I'm the wolf today... - Yeah. 70 00:06:40,161 --> 00:06:42,290 Hey, hey, hey... 71 00:06:42,582 --> 00:06:45,923 Yeah. So, we need to call the radio station tonight between 6 to 7 72 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,718 to try to get backstage passes. 73 00:06:48,177 --> 00:06:52,227 And the good thing is that, like no one ever calls, so, it's gonna be tight. 74 00:06:53,437 --> 00:06:55,776 - Oh. - Are you so going right now? 75 00:06:58,824 --> 00:07:00,243 That was a hard long one, huh? 76 00:07:01,328 --> 00:07:04,334 So weird, it doesn't smell like poop at all in here. 77 00:07:05,336 --> 00:07:06,965 Your body must be changing or something. 78 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,303 Yeah. 79 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,269 All done. 80 00:07:14,772 --> 00:07:19,573 So, we called 603, 606, we'll skip 605 81 00:07:19,657 --> 00:07:22,663 - 'cause everyone's gonna call at 605. - Yo, I found the Spice channel. 82 00:07:22,997 --> 00:07:26,086 Yesterday, I mapped it out. Every 48 seconds 83 00:07:26,170 --> 00:07:28,549 it shows a titty and it lasts for about a second. 84 00:07:28,634 --> 00:07:31,472 - It's awesome. - Wow, that's so, like... specific. 85 00:07:31,890 --> 00:07:34,353 Hey, Sam, is it weird to see your mom on screen? 86 00:07:34,812 --> 00:07:38,027 - Do you stay hard? - Fuck you. I stay hard 24/7. 87 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:42,327 Are you guys, like talking about, like masturbating, or... 88 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:44,373 Yeah, Maya. Just ignore them. Like, they're pervs. 89 00:07:44,456 --> 00:07:46,001 It's just porn, dork. 90 00:07:46,085 --> 00:07:48,422 OK, well, do you mind keeping the sex talk down? 91 00:07:48,506 --> 00:07:49,717 Can you just suck my balls? 92 00:07:49,801 --> 00:07:52,974 - Oh, can I barf all over your fat face? - Sam! 93 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:56,940 Hey, I heard Connie M. puts peanut butter on her crotch and has a dog lick it. 94 00:07:57,315 --> 00:07:58,902 - Are you serious? - I'm serious. 95 00:07:58,986 --> 00:08:01,365 - Eww. - Eww. 96 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:02,827 What the fuck? 97 00:08:03,494 --> 00:08:06,166 That's nasty. I could never do that. 98 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:10,300 So, I'm coming home with you, right? 99 00:08:10,759 --> 00:08:12,847 - To make the calls? - Yeah, yeah. 100 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:15,601 'Cause I just... I just don't want to do it in my house, so... 101 00:08:15,686 --> 00:08:16,686 Yeah. 102 00:08:16,813 --> 00:08:18,942 Yeah. Oh... 103 00:08:19,443 --> 00:08:21,906 - Dammit! - What? 104 00:08:22,157 --> 00:08:24,954 No, I forgot, I forgot. I have to, um... 105 00:08:25,496 --> 00:08:28,419 go to Sam's house to do a math project. 106 00:08:29,922 --> 00:08:31,175 - Tonight? - Yeah. 107 00:08:31,968 --> 00:08:35,809 - Do plans mean like zilch to you? - No, I made a plan with Sam first, 108 00:08:35,893 --> 00:08:39,191 so, obviously I'm keeping that. Means a lot to me. 109 00:08:39,734 --> 00:08:42,572 - Just remember to call Q102... - Yeah. 110 00:08:42,657 --> 00:08:45,286 - At 6:00 p.m. - 6:00 p. m. I know. 111 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:48,752 - I'm not stupid. Don't worry, we'll win. - I refuse to be home this weekend. 112 00:08:48,835 --> 00:08:50,463 I'll call at 6:00. 113 00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:55,306 ♪ I really wanna win for the weekend ♪ 114 00:08:55,683 --> 00:08:58,354 ♪ I really wanna win for the weekend ♪ 115 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,485 ♪ I really wanna win for the weekend ♪ 116 00:09:01,736 --> 00:09:04,533 ♪ I really wanna win For the weekend, weekend ♪ 117 00:09:04,617 --> 00:09:06,705 ♪ I really wanna win for the weekend ♪ 118 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:44,154 No one come in for an hour, I'm taking a nap! 119 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,892 - You think since you have a job... - You got a great kid. 120 00:09:49,916 --> 00:09:52,671 And make money, that makes you better than me. I know. 121 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,347 Just get a job, OK? Just get a job. 122 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,601 OK, then who's gonna drive Anna to school? 123 00:09:59,811 --> 00:10:01,981 I'm not gonna talk to you like that, OK? 124 00:10:02,942 --> 00:10:06,448 Like this. All I do is trying to take care of... 125 00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:13,797 ♪ Ae, ae, ae, ae aio, aio, aio, aio ae, ae, ae, ae ♪ 126 00:10:14,005 --> 00:10:18,765 ♪ The earth, the air, the fire, the water Return, return, return, return ♪ 127 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:23,650 ♪ The earth, the air, the fire, the water Return, return, return, return ♪ 128 00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:28,618 ♪ Ae, ae, ae, ae aio, aio, aio, aio ae, ae, ae, ae ♪ 129 00:10:28,785 --> 00:10:33,837 ♪ Ae, ae, ae, ae aio, aio, aio, aio ae, ae, ae, ae ♪ 130 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:38,596 ♪ The earth, the air, the fire, the water Return, return, return, return ♪ 131 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:43,607 ♪ The earth, the air, the fire, the water Return, return, return, return ♪ 132 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:48,574 ♪ Ae, ae, ae, ae aio, aio, aio, aio ae, ae, ae, ae ♪ 133 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:53,627 ♪ Ae, ae, ae, ae aio, aio, aio, aio ae, ae, ae, ae ♪ 134 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:58,469 ♪ The earth, the air, the fire, the water Return, return, return, return ♪ 135 00:10:58,678 --> 00:11:03,228 ♪ The earth, the air, the fire, the water Return, return, return, return ♪ 136 00:11:03,437 --> 00:11:08,197 ♪ Ae, ae, ae, ae aio, aio, aio, aio ae, ae, ae, ae ♪ 137 00:11:08,364 --> 00:11:13,207 ♪ Ae, ae, ae, ae aio, aio, aio, aio ae, ae, ae, ae ♪ 138 00:11:23,853 --> 00:11:25,064 I just hate you! 139 00:11:25,147 --> 00:11:27,568 - I can't do this one more minute! - OK, OK. 140 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,742 Move away! 141 00:11:30,826 --> 00:11:32,746 - No, shut up! No! - Come on. 142 00:11:33,205 --> 00:11:36,461 - Hey, grow up! Grow up! - Don't tell me to grow up! 143 00:11:36,713 --> 00:11:39,175 Fuck you! 144 00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:45,229 Mrs. Zablowski? It's Anna Konkle. 145 00:11:46,189 --> 00:11:47,191 Sam? 146 00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:51,031 Maya? 147 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:57,170 Mrs. Zablowski, I'm so sorry to come unannounced. 148 00:11:57,503 --> 00:11:58,882 Hope I'm not interrupting. 149 00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:02,055 Um, I just wanted to stop by while May and Sam did their project, 150 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,975 I promise I won't distract them. Thank you. 151 00:12:05,394 --> 00:12:08,943 Oh, uh, Maya's not here, but Gabe and Jafeer are. 152 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,114 Oh, did she just leave? 153 00:12:11,657 --> 00:12:14,204 Um, I haven't seen Maya. 154 00:12:15,957 --> 00:12:16,957 Oh. 155 00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:19,297 That's weird. 156 00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:22,595 - 'Cause she said that she was here, so... - Oh. 157 00:12:25,101 --> 00:12:28,232 I bet Sam would love to see you. And I'll make Bagel Bites. 158 00:12:30,069 --> 00:12:31,864 I love Bagel Bites. 159 00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:38,335 ♪ Pizza in the morning, pizza In the evening, pizza at supper time ♪ 160 00:12:38,878 --> 00:12:44,640 ♪ But pizza on a bagel, You can eat pizza anytime ♪ 161 00:12:46,894 --> 00:12:48,648 Maya, dinner's ready! 162 00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:52,948 Maya! 163 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:01,674 - I told you dinner is ready. - I know. I'm coming down. 164 00:13:05,181 --> 00:13:06,474 What's that smell? 165 00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:18,165 - Let's go down. Let's eat. - OK. 166 00:13:21,129 --> 00:13:22,799 Why do you think she would lie? 167 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,431 I'm not sure. 168 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,694 She might be going through something that has nothing to do with you. 169 00:13:30,314 --> 00:13:31,692 It's all about boundaries. 170 00:13:32,151 --> 00:13:34,031 I pretty much know everything about her, though. 171 00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:38,159 I don't know what she could possibly be going through that I wouldn't know. 172 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:57,911 - Mama. - Mm-hmm. 173 00:14:04,048 --> 00:14:05,248 Why are you talking like that? 174 00:14:05,592 --> 00:14:07,596 I'm not talking like anything. 175 00:14:10,227 --> 00:14:13,860 - Tonight we pay respect to Ojichan. - Why? 176 00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:17,826 It's his birthday, moron. What, did you forget? 177 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,160 No. 178 00:14:20,665 --> 00:14:21,792 OK, mama. 179 00:14:28,597 --> 00:14:30,142 Can I help you clean up it all? 180 00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:31,604 - Oh. - Oh. You know what? 181 00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:33,523 Why don't you go up and say hi to the boys. 182 00:14:33,608 --> 00:14:34,794 - Yeah. - I think they're watching 183 00:14:34,818 --> 00:14:36,488 - a movie or something. - Armageddon. 184 00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:41,039 Um, I just want you guys to know, like... 185 00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:44,797 - I really love talking to you. - Yeah, we don't wanna keep boring you. 186 00:14:44,922 --> 00:14:46,926 No, no. I could talk to you guys for hours. 187 00:14:47,009 --> 00:14:50,099 I could even sleep here. Just kidding. I'll go check on those rascals. 188 00:14:53,355 --> 00:14:54,650 - Thank you. - Thank you. 189 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,117 Happy birthday, Ojichan. 190 00:15:00,452 --> 00:15:02,999 Thank you for always watching over us. 191 00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:07,843 Mama. 192 00:15:08,845 --> 00:15:11,391 What do you mean, "he's always watching over us"? 193 00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:15,399 He protects us and watches over us all the time. 194 00:15:15,692 --> 00:15:19,616 Uh, when you're walking the street, or when you're brushing your teeth. 195 00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:22,037 All the time. 196 00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:26,881 - Even when I'm in bed asleep? - Yes. 197 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,304 Hmm. 198 00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:36,650 Like, even when I'm... I don't know, like napping? 199 00:15:37,318 --> 00:15:38,318 Yes. 200 00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:55,520 - Dude, was that boob? - That was her foot, idiot. 201 00:15:55,605 --> 00:15:57,316 - You promised her boob. - It's coming. 202 00:15:57,399 --> 00:15:59,445 I don't see anything. I don't see... 203 00:15:59,738 --> 00:16:02,869 - Oh, ho ho, yeah. - There it is. Oh, my God! 204 00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:05,082 - That is nice. - Hey, guys... 205 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,461 - you mind if I join in on the movie? - Anna, get out! 206 00:16:07,544 --> 00:16:09,675 - What? - Get out! Go! 207 00:16:10,509 --> 00:16:12,137 - Is this... - Get out, Anna! 208 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,267 - You're pervs. - Hi, Anna. 209 00:16:18,651 --> 00:16:20,320 - Hello. - Hi, Yuki. 210 00:16:20,404 --> 00:16:22,241 - Oh, Anna, hi. - Um... 211 00:16:22,574 --> 00:16:24,078 Sorry to call so late. 212 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,541 - Mm-hmm. - It's just kind of an emergency. 213 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:29,338 - Um, is Maya there, please. - What happened? 214 00:16:29,631 --> 00:16:30,883 Is everything OK? 215 00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:32,677 Um... 216 00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:35,475 It's not really an emergency. 217 00:16:35,768 --> 00:16:37,981 - Oh... - So, don't... don't worry about it. 218 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,444 - OK. - I... I just really need to talk to Maya. 219 00:16:40,527 --> 00:16:42,489 - Is she there? - Bed time. 220 00:16:42,573 --> 00:16:43,826 Don't call so late. 221 00:16:43,909 --> 00:16:46,309 - Talk tomorrow. Bye, Anna. - OK, but can you just tell me... 222 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:49,545 Hello? 223 00:17:01,612 --> 00:17:04,993 Just hung up on... are you kidding... 224 00:17:07,414 --> 00:17:09,961 And lied to, and... 225 00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:13,844 stupid pervert boys. 226 00:17:19,063 --> 00:17:21,192 - Hello. What's your name? - Diana. 227 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:23,446 Diana, you are caller 20. 228 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:26,787 - The winner... - Oh, my God! Thank you so much! 229 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:29,166 You just won two backstage passes 230 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:32,089 to see B♪Witched at the Eastlake Amphitheater this Saturday. 231 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:35,680 Oh, my God! Yes! This is the happiest day of my entire life! 232 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,349 What's your favorite radio station? 233 00:17:37,726 --> 00:17:40,313 Overhead, Q102! 234 00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:51,879 Mommy! 235 00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:56,722 - What's wrong? - It's Ojichan! I see Ojichan! 236 00:17:57,222 --> 00:17:59,602 That's nice. Say hello. 237 00:18:02,065 --> 00:18:03,193 Sorry. 238 00:18:03,443 --> 00:18:06,617 I didn't mean to do that. I wasn't doing what you think I was doing. 239 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,328 I was just scratching. 240 00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:14,298 Go away, please! Go away! 241 00:18:21,437 --> 00:18:26,155 The Gobi desert is amongst the driest places in the world. 242 00:18:36,885 --> 00:18:37,885 Na? 243 00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:41,893 Na? 244 00:18:46,571 --> 00:18:47,699 Are you mad at me? 245 00:18:49,451 --> 00:18:51,122 Why weren't you in carpool this morning? 246 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,796 'Cause I, like slept in. 247 00:18:55,422 --> 00:18:57,301 - Oh, really? Oh. - Yeah. 248 00:18:57,551 --> 00:18:58,929 - Guess what? - What? 249 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,810 I went to Sam's and you weren't there. You liar. 250 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:07,780 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. Busted buddy. 251 00:19:11,622 --> 00:19:12,707 Na. 252 00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:17,174 - Na, listen. OK. - I'm trying to watch the video. 253 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,085 Go away. Go away. 254 00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:45,896 Na. 255 00:19:47,317 --> 00:19:50,281 - Na. Listen. - I already told you, I'm trying to... 256 00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:54,039 I'm sorry, I lied, OK? That was really messed up. 257 00:19:54,456 --> 00:19:57,212 But I'm doing it because I am hiding something about me 258 00:19:57,295 --> 00:20:00,301 that has nothing to do with you. I swear on my life. 259 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,972 Will you listen? 260 00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:04,143 What? 261 00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:09,153 I see dead people. 262 00:20:13,327 --> 00:20:16,167 Oh. I, like, see ghosts all the time. 263 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,672 - For real? - Yeah. 264 00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:20,634 Who do you see? 265 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,018 I see my Ojichan. 266 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,690 What is an Ojichan? 267 00:20:28,024 --> 00:20:30,821 - It's my grandpa. Yeah. - Oh. 268 00:20:30,905 --> 00:20:34,913 And it's like really freaky. I'm not kidding. 269 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,590 I have an idea. 270 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,808 Spirit, show yourself. 271 00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:47,605 Spirit, reveal. 272 00:20:47,688 --> 00:20:52,824 Spirit, show yourself, so, Maya knows you're real. 273 00:20:54,702 --> 00:20:57,332 I think he's here. 274 00:20:57,499 --> 00:20:58,669 Oh, my God. 275 00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:01,386 I don't know I could be wrong, I just feel it. 276 00:21:02,092 --> 00:21:03,929 - OK, so, put your hands on it. - OK. 277 00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:08,020 Ojichan... 278 00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:10,901 are you here? 279 00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:16,955 - Don't move it. OK, I'm not. - I'm not. 280 00:21:17,414 --> 00:21:18,541 Ojichan... 281 00:21:19,836 --> 00:21:20,880 are you here? 282 00:21:23,802 --> 00:21:26,850 - Oh, my God. Are you moving it? God! - I'm not moving it. Are you moving it? 283 00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:30,481 OK, that's crazy! 284 00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:32,420 - I don't want to do this. - It's OK. Put your hands back. 285 00:21:32,444 --> 00:21:33,444 I'm with you. 286 00:21:33,989 --> 00:21:35,158 Put your hands on it. 287 00:21:38,539 --> 00:21:39,539 Ojichan... 288 00:21:40,084 --> 00:21:41,212 why are you here? 289 00:21:42,589 --> 00:21:44,636 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. 290 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:46,932 C... 291 00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:52,442 L... 292 00:21:54,739 --> 00:21:55,824 I... 293 00:21:58,664 --> 00:22:00,250 T... 294 00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:09,059 T, C-L-I-T, clit. 295 00:22:13,902 --> 00:22:14,988 Clit. 296 00:22:15,571 --> 00:22:17,827 - Clit. - Clit. 297 00:22:19,246 --> 00:22:21,876 - I don't know what clit. - I don't know clit. 298 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,676 - Eww. - Eww. 299 00:22:26,218 --> 00:22:27,680 - Clit! - Clit! 300 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,726 - Maya! - Anna! 301 00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:31,145 - You're doing that. - I'm not. 302 00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:32,522 I was not touching. 303 00:22:32,606 --> 00:22:34,610 I swear on my life, I'm not moving it. 304 00:22:34,694 --> 00:22:36,948 - You're moving it. - My fingers are barely touching it. 305 00:22:37,032 --> 00:22:38,034 OK, well, same. 306 00:22:40,163 --> 00:22:41,791 Why is your grandpa saying "clit"? 307 00:22:43,336 --> 00:22:46,133 I don't know. Maybe it's not him. 308 00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:47,928 - It's him for sure. - It is. 309 00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:52,688 - I can feel him. - I don't know, now, I feel like... 310 00:22:53,732 --> 00:22:56,070 - this is crazy... - Maya, let's just try one more time. 311 00:22:56,153 --> 00:22:58,658 - OK, OK. - OK. OK. 312 00:22:59,409 --> 00:23:02,165 Ojichan, why are you haunting Maya? 313 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,304 Oh, my God. M... 314 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,350 - A... - It's moving fast! 315 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,855 - No. S-T... - S-T... 316 00:23:14,314 --> 00:23:15,314 U... 317 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,657 R-B... 318 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,994 Whoa! 319 00:23:21,537 --> 00:23:24,292 That is crazy, Ojichan. 320 00:23:24,919 --> 00:23:26,631 Why did you just flick it? 321 00:23:26,965 --> 00:23:29,219 - I did not flick it. - What the hell? 322 00:23:29,302 --> 00:23:31,724 That was not me. That was literally him. 323 00:23:31,808 --> 00:23:33,328 We're in the middle of contacting him. 324 00:23:33,394 --> 00:23:35,732 - I didn't flick it. I didn't. - What the hell? 325 00:23:35,941 --> 00:23:37,318 You guys are playing Ouija? 326 00:23:38,446 --> 00:23:41,326 We're not playing, it's serious, so... 327 00:23:42,328 --> 00:23:43,707 That shit's so stupid. 328 00:23:43,915 --> 00:23:45,501 You realize 329 00:23:45,585 --> 00:23:48,549 one of you is just moving it and it's just your subconscious, right? 330 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:10,343 Are you OK? 331 00:24:12,013 --> 00:24:13,013 Yeah. 332 00:24:15,729 --> 00:24:17,900 I need to tell you my subconscious. 333 00:24:19,695 --> 00:24:20,781 OK. 334 00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,799 I'm like Sam... 335 00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:33,138 only I'm grosser, 'cause I'm a girl, 336 00:24:35,894 --> 00:24:37,230 and I'm a pervert. 337 00:24:38,357 --> 00:24:40,486 And I really shouldn't be doing what I'm doing. 338 00:24:43,994 --> 00:24:47,918 I've been putting my hands down my pants, um... 339 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,214 my area... 340 00:24:51,466 --> 00:24:54,097 down there to feel good. 341 00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:03,449 Um, when I'm in bed... 342 00:25:04,619 --> 00:25:08,835 sometimes I put my hands between my legs to feel good. 343 00:25:10,379 --> 00:25:11,379 Really? 344 00:25:13,135 --> 00:25:14,304 Yeah. 345 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,602 Hey, you mean like this? 346 00:25:22,195 --> 00:25:24,950 Not exactly, um, sort of. 347 00:25:25,534 --> 00:25:26,954 You don't feel gross? 348 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,879 How gross can I feel if you do it, too? 349 00:25:34,637 --> 00:25:35,931 Promise I'm not a pervert. 350 00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:38,350 I promise. 351 00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:41,191 And swear you won't tell anyone. 352 00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:43,697 - Oh, my God. I swear. You swear, too? - I swear. Yeah. 353 00:25:46,284 --> 00:25:47,746 - Pinky swear. - Pinky swear. 354 00:25:53,590 --> 00:25:56,388 Oh, is this about me drinking... 355 00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:40,262 Sweet! Sweet, I see. 26580

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