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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:33,632 I'm here to retrieve the hornet device. 2 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,034 Hand it over quietly... 3 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:38,637 And you boys will live to powder your boss' wig in the morning. 4 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,340 Very amusing... 5 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,722 ...but quite ill advised. 6 00:00:56,724 --> 00:01:01,026 For you see this facility is crawling with my men... 7 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,661 And you... 8 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,164 You are quite far from the hornet device. 9 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,732 I see. 10 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,667 Well, my mistake. 11 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:10,836 Uh, good luck with the whole Genesis thing... 12 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,071 See you later. 13 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,472 Neil stryker... 14 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:15,340 ...your days are numbered. 15 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:17,009 Make it quick boys! 16 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:22,781 Don't be a afraid, gentlemen! 17 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,817 He's just a boy! 18 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:32,825 Yah! Yah! Ah! 19 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:00,419 Let go of him, he's getting married next week. 20 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:11,663 Yah! Yah! Yah! 21 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,666 She's just a girl, stryker... 22 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,702 Having problems? 23 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:20,672 Ah! 24 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,098 As agile as ever. 25 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:50,736 But you're as dangerous as you are stupid! 26 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,171 My dear boy... 27 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:56,575 ...have you forgot you foolhardy days at school 28 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,211 when I'd spank your bare bottom? 29 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,445 Neil stryker... 30 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:04,716 ...you've always been the fly in my ointment. 31 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,619 I've waited a long time for this. 32 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,655 I'm really going to enjoy-- 33 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,633 stryker, come in! 34 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,734 What's up, chief? 35 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:23,735 Status report. 36 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,437 Mission accomplished. 37 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,939 Hornet device secure. 38 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:29,341 Remember, we're taking the commodore alive! 39 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,444 Now, when you save alive... 40 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:14,720 Turn the lights on, please. 41 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,221 Uh, sure. 42 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,092 Says here that when they brought him in 43 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:22,828 he was wearing some sort of protective eyewear. 44 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:23,562 Maybe... 45 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,832 Could we have his protective eyewear, please? 46 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,233 Ok, yeah. 47 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,785 Gentlemen... 48 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:52,057 You must accept my most Sincere apology for my behavior. 49 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,558 It's my eyes. 50 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,728 They're extremely sensitive to the light. 51 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,530 Allow me to express my gratitude. 52 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:03,268 Imagine yourself, oh, years from now, 53 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,904 looking back at a life of precious memories 54 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:09,808 which you'll surely Cherish for another ten or twenty more. 55 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:14,279 But then you stop and realize that these memories don't exist yet. 56 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:16,915 Life is one thing and one thing only. 57 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:21,153 That being the very moment that stands before you now. 58 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:25,490 Each passing second delivering your fate to your front door like a steam engine 59 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,327 traveling faster and faster until the counting seconds 60 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,395 have reached their end. 61 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,405 Are they dead? 62 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,475 Once again... 63 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,577 ...your cunning proves priceless my lord. 64 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,113 Now, just hold still and we'll get you out of here. 65 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,781 Uh... now, darrel, 66 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,817 I trust you've taken care of those things? 67 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,453 Oh, yes. 68 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:57,222 I've replaced the video feed with a recording of you 69 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:59,157 at your last years' evaluation. 70 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:01,960 There's no need to fret, your grace. 71 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,263 This assessment is going as well as the last. 72 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,579 How we doin'? 73 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,948 My lord, we are synchronized... 74 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:23,982 Perfectly. 75 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,519 All we need do is wait. 76 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,924 And... it's... Christmas. 77 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,028 After you. 78 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:39,264 Danke schoen! 79 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,375 Hi. 80 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,702 Keep it moving, ladies. 81 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,007 Your grace please... 82 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,542 It'll be just a moment. 83 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:30,882 Evening, Carl. 84 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:30,882 Hey, darrel. 85 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:35,220 Listen, I'm just gonna play it straight with you, Carl, because you know what? 86 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,221 You're my kind of guy. 87 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,956 I need to get prisoner 113 88 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,560 into this transport evac immediately. 89 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,862 Otherwise the higher-ups are really going to have my hide. 90 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,831 Well, you can have it but... 91 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,666 Nurse is back there cleaning up a little accident. 92 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,968 You know how ladies can be on a long trip. 93 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,304 So, uh.. What's up with the suit? 94 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,639 Oh, this little guy? Well... 95 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,008 Afterwards I gotta... Head to a funeral. 96 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,877 Funeral? Whose funeral? 97 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,213 Yours. 98 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,733 I see you've decided to join us. 99 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,002 Are you ready to behave? 100 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,172 Or do I have to bash you one again? 101 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,876 Well good. I'm sorry, your name? 102 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:33,411 Sharon. 103 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:34,679 Sharon, you're in terrible danger. 104 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,249 We're terrible people, we're awful people. 105 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:40,051 Fear us. You should fear us. Fear us! 106 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,286 Frightened. 107 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,854 Be frightened of us. 108 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,757 To the back of the ship please. 109 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:46,825 The back. 110 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,928 Get out of my sight. I don't want to see ya. 111 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,229 Alright, darrel. 112 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,566 Conduct us to the new hidden fortress. 113 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:56,067 Coordinates have been calculated. 114 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,869 We are on our way. 115 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:03,875 What is our next course of action? 116 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,678 Kill... 117 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,746 Neil... 118 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,914 Stryker! 119 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,905 Hey, stryker. How ya doin'? 120 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,809 How, uh, how are things goin' on your little suspension there? 121 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,811 Probably getting a little restless, I suppose. 122 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,381 Well, um... 123 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,350 Listen, that leads me to my next uh... 124 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:46,551 Problemo. 125 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:47,619 I'm listening. 126 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:52,190 The mad scientist has escaped from the mt. Ward asylum. 127 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:03,568 I thought you told me there was no way that could ever happen. 128 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,838 Right. Right. I did. Yeah. I did. 129 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,839 Listen. 130 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,808 There was somebody working on the inside. 131 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,977 What could I do, ok? Take a look at this guy. 132 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,612 Darrel freeway. 133 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,046 His parents must have hated him. 134 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,215 Yeah, he looks like the type of scum that would team up 135 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,783 with the mad scientist. 136 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,218 He just killed three men 137 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,920 and he took a woman nurse hostage. 138 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:22,988 Ok? 139 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:26,658 You're the only one that can save the day on this one. What do you say? 140 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,161 Bullshit. 141 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,964 - No! Stryker, don't do this to me! - I'll get back to ya. 142 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,601 Your son is failing the kindergarten. 143 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,236 Did you look at his grades? 144 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:42,173 No, Barb. I did not look at his grades. 145 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,778 No shit, ya fuckin' loser! 146 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:51,149 'Cause you were fucking off up on the roof doing nothin' important! 147 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,818 I'm stapling in the holiday lights, Barbara. 148 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,055 That's about as important as it gets. 149 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:02,260 No wonder our son is a goddamn failure. 150 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,363 He takes after an old bastard who can't keep his job 151 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,399 and spends his time fuckin' on the roof! 152 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,883 Listen, Shelly 153 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,618 I'm going to need you to watch the kid for a little while. 154 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,058 Nah, she can't. She's dead. 155 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,395 What do you mean "my stereo is broken"? 156 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,597 Are you sure it's even plugged in? 157 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,736 Look, I'll be by in half-an-hour to drop him off, ok? 158 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,037 Good. 159 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,777 This is supposed to be... Right there. 160 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:55,246 - Hey there, cowboy. - Uh-huh? 161 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,182 You ready to go to your aunt's house? 162 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,451 No, no. Our house. 163 00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,252 That's fine. We'll go in a minute. 164 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,921 Take your time. 165 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,924 Your mother tells me your not doing very well in school. 166 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,093 Shouldn't you be doing your homework right now? 167 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,662 No. 168 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:14,532 How do you expect to get good grades without doing your homework? 169 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,768 Homework bites, daddy. 170 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:19,003 Well, that's true. 171 00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,239 Homework definitely bites the big one. 172 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,674 Daddy? 173 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,509 Yeah, kid? 174 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,311 When's mommy coming back? 175 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,513 Your mother's dead, kid. 176 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,048 I killed her. 177 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:31,950 I'm just kidding. 178 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,551 But she is dead. 179 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,194 Sir. 180 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,268 Thank you. 181 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,304 Hey, Jack. - Yes, sir? 182 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,839 What are these anomalies I'm seeing here? 183 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,040 Unknown, sir. 184 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,776 We've been analyzing it all morning. 185 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,244 It's funny. 186 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,079 I'm not getting any of that on my tracker. 187 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,213 Your what, sir? 188 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,581 Never mind. 189 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,717 I'm going gonna make a pit stop before I go see Fred. 190 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:06,985 Jack, 191 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,753 keep your eye on the board. 192 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,328 Hold the lift, buddy. 193 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,563 Thanks. 194 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,798 Any time. 195 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:27,105 Checking out the uniform, huh? 196 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,706 That's right. 197 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,110 Just got promoted to assassin. - Great. 198 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,179 I bet you wish you could have one of these. 199 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,680 - Yeah. - Yeah. 200 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,984 Well, all it takes is four years of hard work and training. 201 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,619 You'll be on your way. 202 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,456 Well, all that's very impressive. 203 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,759 See you on the field, champ. 204 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,727 Ladies' locker room. 205 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:23,995 Ouch! 206 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,465 There's a fire in the building, we all have to evacuate. 207 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,901 What? I didn't hear any fire alarm! 208 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,836 You're right. There is no fire. 209 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,405 Cool vagina. 210 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,141 Hey, I thought you were suspended. 211 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,643 Not any more, babe. 212 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,811 So... 213 00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:41,212 What's the big job then? 214 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,881 Must be pretty important... 215 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,916 If they cut your suspension short. 216 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,050 Must be. 217 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,719 Can I go? 218 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,121 No. The man I'm going after is too dangerous. 219 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:52,891 But I'm trained. 220 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:55,293 You're the one who trained me. 221 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,761 You're not ready. 222 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,463 This job is not for first-timers. 223 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,532 Don't give me that look. 224 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,738 This job is personal. 225 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,306 Do you understand that? 226 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,910 Look, let me make you understand. 227 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,746 Before I became an agent, i used to work with a brilliant scientist. 228 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,147 One day... 229 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,384 ...he went completely mad. 230 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:43,041 Stryker, you gotta come see this! 231 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,798 I've done it, stryker! I've finally done it! 232 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,467 Your time portal. 233 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,801 So, how does it work? 234 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,903 Well, the portal itself is currently 235 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,939 ripping through time and space as we speak. 236 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:52,477 And I use this to summon or beckon it, if you will. 237 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,947 So the machine is in a constant state of time travel. 238 00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:58,016 Not bad. - Yes, Neil. 239 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:01,753 And it completely solves all the stability issues i was having before. 240 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:05,023 And that's exactly why we failed with the time pod. 241 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,824 That fucking thing. 242 00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:18,469 See? Let me show you how this works. 243 00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:22,240 Now. I am setting the coordinates 244 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,342 to send me precisely 20 seconds 245 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,245 into the future. 246 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,580 Which will expel me right back here to this very spot. 247 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,783 Now, Neil, stand back... 248 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,718 And behold... 249 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,720 The absolute dazzlement... 250 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,758 The unadulterated majesty of time travel. 251 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,671 Ha ha! 252 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:10,855 You know, twenty seconds is a lot longer than you think... 253 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,590 When you're just standing there... 254 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,393 ...doin' nothin'... 255 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,728 ...like a jerk. 256 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,803 With this new technology... 257 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:29,440 He possibilities are endless. 258 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,710 He was never the same after that. 259 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,046 He would stay up for days devising plans 260 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,715 of world domination and unspeakable evil. 261 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,383 ...operation omega 262 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,219 I know exactly what I'm saying 263 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,387 I've got the perfect plan: 264 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:48,025 I will go back in time to every December the 24th... 265 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,728 And I will steal Santa claus' bag of toys. 266 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:56,134 And they'll all be mine, leaving nothing left for the children. 267 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,935 I will be the absolute ruler. 268 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,205 The most certain king of Christmas. 269 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:04,775 And to top it all off... 270 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:09,113 I will breed with Mrs. claus. 271 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,121 I can't let that happen. 272 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,894 Mark my words, stryker... 273 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,462 Revenge! 274 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:29,467 I'll never forget the look on his face... 275 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,469 The sound of his voice. 276 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,771 He's out there, Veronica. 277 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,706 The only chance this world has 278 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,376 is is if I find him before he finds me. 279 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,213 What are you girls doing?! This is classified information! 280 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,681 Get the hell out of here! 281 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,886 You're still not going with me. 282 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,189 With the mad scientist at large 283 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,892 the entire world as we know it today is in peril. 284 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,528 I mean... we're fucked! 285 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,963 It's true. 286 00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,867 But you are forgetting one thing, Fred. 287 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,835 Snack machine is broken? 288 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,205 Me. 289 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,241 You broke the snack machine! 290 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,476 I didn't touch the fucking snack machine! 291 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,979 Let me make you understand. 292 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,681 After the scientist built the time portal, 293 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,016 I was able to get my hands on the schematics. 294 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,552 I followed them carefully and built a time portal tracker 295 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,922 so that I could track any time the scientist made a time-jump. 296 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:46,210 You know what I love about the French, stryker? 297 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,747 The hats. 298 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,416 You look like Napoleon. 299 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,085 I know, right? 300 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,453 He gave me the entire getup 301 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,688 for a pair of invisibility boots. 302 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:57,688 Now you listen. 303 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:02,460 You can't give ancient civilizations advanced technology like that. 304 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:05,062 You're going to fuck up the entire course of history. 305 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,464 What's the matter with you? 306 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,204 I think-i think I know what I'm doing here, stryker. 307 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,173 If you just take a step back and ask yourself what you're asking me 308 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,142 because I know what I'm doing. I'm a genius. Okay? 309 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,510 Don't fuck with me. 310 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,816 What do you take me for, stryker? 311 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,251 I invented time travel. 312 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,720 Of course i know the repercussions of altering history. 313 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,422 I was the one who-- 314 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:35,559 it was times like these I knew having the ability 315 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,995 to track the scientist's time-jumps 316 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,363 would be vital. 317 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:40,598 But chasing him through time 318 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,533 could be a catastrophic nightmare. 319 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,535 We have to stop him before that can happen. 320 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,837 His thirst for revenge is the only reason 321 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,939 he hasn't already made a time-jump. 322 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,108 And it's the only leverage we have. 323 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,081 Where are you hiding? 324 00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:30,548 It didn't take long to find you, stryker, 325 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,216 and now you're mine. 326 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,733 There's no escape, stryker! 327 00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:52,036 Darrel, prepare to launch missiles. 328 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,704 Your grace, I must protest. 329 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,773 Those laser beams did overheat our drives. 330 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,475 We do not want to blow a fuse by-- 331 00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,010 get the fuck out of my way! I'll fucking do it. 332 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,514 Whoa! Darrel! 333 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,464 Your grace, he's still alive. 334 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:22,466 Of course he is, darrel! 335 00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:24,468 He's always still alive! 336 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,203 But not for long. 337 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,038 Let's see how he likes a little 338 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,207 visit from one of our blimp probes. 339 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:21,292 Stryker, what are you up to? 340 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,626 Darrel... 341 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,428 ...take over. 342 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:40,911 Stryker! What the hell are you doing? 343 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:42,112 Oh, no! 344 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,747 Don't you dare blow up my blimp, 345 00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,416 stryker, don't you dare! 346 00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:48,752 Oh, god! My nose! 347 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,222 Don't mind if I do! 348 00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,730 Darrel, get to the fucking escape pod! 349 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,203 Is there something wrong, my lord? 350 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:08,172 Yeah, I just got kicked in the fucking face. 351 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:09,573 Now get the fuck in there! 352 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:20,518 Push the fucking button, darrel! 353 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,819 Come on! 354 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:23,187 Come on! 355 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:29,727 I'll get you for this, stryker! 356 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,341 Incoming call 357 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,911 elite forces. 358 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,614 Hey, stryker. What are you doing? 359 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,617 Following a hunch. 360 00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:56,253 Do we know where the mad scientist is hiding? 361 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:57,254 No. 362 00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:59,957 But I think I might know who does. 363 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,358 That's fucking great. 364 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,460 His twin brother. 365 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:04,762 He's a recluse. 366 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,897 He lives in Ireland. 367 00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:09,133 I haven't seen him in years. 368 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,068 So I'll have to be ready for anything. 369 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:18,676 Tell you what I, uh, I'll make you a deal. 370 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,511 I will share with you 371 00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:24,782 the location of my brother's hidden fortress if... 372 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,985 You pose for my next sculpture. 373 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:29,219 Nude. 374 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,591 That's it. That's all you want? 375 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,361 No. 376 00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:38,829 Agh! 377 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:40,698 Well, I tell you this much. 378 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,166 Compromise. 379 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,036 I love you in your uniform. 380 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,172 I mean, I like the way you look in your uniform. 381 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,473 Uh... 382 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:50,774 Fine. 383 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,509 And if you pull out before I'm done, 384 00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:54,278 I'm going to get into my little cruiser ship 385 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,946 and fucking laser blast you. 386 00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:00,884 So, how long is this going to take? 387 00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:02,686 Oh, no time at all, Neil. 388 00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,254 For this one I'm thinking action. 389 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:06,490 Hm? Your kicking a bad guy. 390 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,464 Okay, I like it. 391 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,232 Uh. Oh, shit! 392 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,001 There's another bad guy comin' right at ya! 393 00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:18,369 Kick 'em both. 394 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:22,039 Uh. Okay, they're startin' to move on either side of ya. 395 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,607 Kick 'em wider. 396 00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:32,116 Okay, I'm gonna need you to go a little wider. 397 00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:38,756 Okay, baby, I'm going to need you to go a little wider. 398 00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:45,596 Okay. 399 00:27:45,598 --> 00:27:46,930 Now. 400 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:48,432 A little wider. 401 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:55,205 Now Bob, we've talked about this. 402 00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:59,343 This isn't gonna go down. I know how you want it, Bob, and... 403 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,744 I just don't do that shit. 404 00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:03,414 Okay, okay, fine, god! 405 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:06,750 Tell ya what... Why don't you just, um, 406 00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,786 whip out your pistol? 407 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,487 Your gun. 408 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,356 Hold your gun. 409 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,125 So what do you want me to do? 410 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:17,127 Well, I want you to be Neil stryker. 411 00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:20,264 I want you to, uh, turn me on. 412 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,799 Try this one. 413 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:33,444 I can't imagine seeing a more sexy sight... 414 00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:34,678 Ever. 415 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,880 Ever. So you just stay put. 416 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:41,218 Through the tides of time... 417 00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:45,856 ...only a few men have shaped history. 418 00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:49,893 And tonight, two men will do it. 419 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:52,596 What was once soft... 420 00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:54,932 ...will soon be hard. 421 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,169 Wait 'til I tell... 422 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,375 Welcome, Neil stryker. 423 00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:07,611 Coffee. 424 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:09,079 Nuclear weapon armed. 425 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:12,249 Detonation in 30 seconds. 426 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:16,353 Detonation in 20 seconds. 427 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,222 Nuclear weapon armed. 428 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,891 Depositing weapon in carriage. 429 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:22,559 Nuclear weapon armed. 430 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:24,828 - Shit. - Five, four... 431 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:27,464 - Open the fucking door! - ...Three, two, one. 432 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:30,768 Goodbye. 433 00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:37,908 I've gotta get that fixed. 434 00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:58,061 Welcome, captain stryker. 435 00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,604 One new message. 436 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,941 You fucking nuked me. 437 00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,510 Incoming call. 438 00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:14,945 Commander Fred. 439 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:20,083 Stryker, what the fuck are you doin, okay? We gotta get goin' here. 440 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:23,987 The last thing I want is for mad scientist to anticipate our next move. 441 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:27,558 Now listen, I've assembled a team for you and they're waiting right now. 442 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,493 Fred, you make me sick. 443 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:30,527 Why? 444 00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:33,897 Listen, if you wanna cut payroll just lay the guys off. 445 00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:35,566 We wanna give you all the help we can. 446 00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:37,034 If you need them, fine. 447 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:40,137 If you don't need them, i don't give a fudge what you do with 'em. 448 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:42,005 As long as you don't get caught. 449 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:42,005 Good. 450 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:46,410 Because if I had to spend all my time babysitting a bunch of assholes... 451 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,711 Beretta. 452 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,012 ...i might not accomplish a damn thing. 453 00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,447 Okay, perfect. 454 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,417 So, everybody's waiting for you in sector seven. 455 00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:55,352 And please, stryker, 456 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,287 go easy on the guys, would ya? 457 00:30:57,289 --> 00:31:00,691 It's the least I could do considering these guys probably won't survive. 458 00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:02,025 Cartridge empty. 459 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,061 I assume there's a mission report you'll want me to read? 460 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:05,529 No mission report on this one. 461 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:07,164 Off the books, baby. 462 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:08,732 Technically, you're on suspension. 463 00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:10,000 Okay, so... 464 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,435 Stay out of the admiral's way, 465 00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:14,872 because if you get caught it's your ass... 466 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:16,673 ...and mine. 467 00:31:17,442 --> 00:31:18,976 I'll be careful. 468 00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:26,450 What I need from you right now... 469 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,319 ...is a cup of coffee. Not that crap out of the vending machine. 470 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:32,823 The good coffee like captain Gomez keeps in his office under lock and key. 471 00:31:32,825 --> 00:31:35,259 It's a secure office. You're going to have to sneak in. 472 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,261 - I can do that. - Good. 473 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:38,829 Half a teaspoon of unfiltered honey. 474 00:31:38,831 --> 00:31:42,065 Stirred left. No cream. Hop to it! 475 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,533 Yes, sir! 476 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:46,904 Oh, man! 477 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,472 Johnson! - Yes, sir? 478 00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:49,606 - Come here. - Yes, sir! 479 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,475 Stand here like an idiot. That's an order. 480 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:52,676 Yes, sir! 481 00:31:53,144 --> 00:31:54,611 Stryker! 482 00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:56,179 Just what do you th-- 483 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,215 admiral... 484 00:31:58,217 --> 00:31:59,683 Sir! 485 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:02,152 It is an honor. 486 00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:05,589 Clean out your desk. You're fired. 487 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:09,927 Hold it, soldier. Lose the glasses 488 00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,528 you look like an idiot. 489 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:13,463 Man, fuck you. 490 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,065 Ham-sandwich-eatin' mother fucker. 491 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,367 So, your telling me some madman 492 00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:19,136 is responsible for causing all this havoc? 493 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,071 I'm telling you a mad scientist and his Minion 494 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:22,539 just laid waste to the city. 495 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,574 Worse than this. 496 00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:26,677 He is like lovechild of Stalin and Hitler. 497 00:32:26,679 --> 00:32:28,378 Yeah, and it can get messy in there. 498 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,782 There's wolves, mines, booby traps, barbed wire. 499 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:33,016 You might want to cut that hair. 500 00:32:33,018 --> 00:32:34,651 I can help you with that. 501 00:32:34,653 --> 00:32:35,986 I could probably use a trim 502 00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:51,134 good afternoon, gentlemen. 503 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,136 I'm going to get straight to the point. 504 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,539 This is a suicide mission. 505 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:58,608 If it were up to me, you boys wouldn't even be here. 506 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:00,077 But it's not. 507 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,312 The admiral knows nothing about it. 508 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,881 We have no support from headquarters. 509 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:07,684 Once we leave, communication is severed 510 00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,653 and we're on our own. 511 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,955 Back out now. It's your last chance. 512 00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:15,592 Lieutenant. 513 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,527 You heard the captain, rank and file. 514 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:20,430 Last one to stryker's ship is a rusty trombone. 515 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:22,099 Wait. What's a rusty trombone? 516 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:23,633 You know, when you're eating a guys' ass 517 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:24,835 and you're jerking him off at the same time? 518 00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:27,671 No. No, fucking way. I'm outta here. 519 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,307 Wait! What is rusty trombone? 520 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:35,912 So you managed to weasel your way on the mission, after all. 521 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:37,848 You must have a thing for dying. 522 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,383 Maybe so... 523 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:41,518 But at least I'm not a rusty trombone! 524 00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,331 Uh, rook to king three. 525 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:55,999 That's checkmate. 526 00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:58,935 At last, you've arrived. Shall we be off, then? 527 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,971 I don't know how, but you cheated. 528 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:05,242 Yes, he's cheating. Rook cannot move in this way. 529 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:07,978 Yes it can. Pretty slow, Veronica. 530 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:11,515 Forget rusty trombone, you just made rusty orchestra. 531 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:13,083 Boys, prepare to take off. 532 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,619 You, I need a co-pilot. Get up front. 533 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,804 Try not to crash it. 534 00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:39,009 Keep an eye on her, would you? 535 00:34:39,011 --> 00:34:40,544 Yes, sir. 536 00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:48,485 What is this? 537 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:51,154 The time had come for this lion cub to shed his mane. 538 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:55,325 Plus, I think there might be some barbed wire. 539 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:56,693 Continue. 540 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:58,662 Captain. 541 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:01,398 We are approaching destination. 542 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,977 Alright. Give us some room to breathe. 543 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:15,445 Set us down right over there. 544 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,780 Yes, sir. 545 00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:29,059 Hey. 546 00:35:29,061 --> 00:35:30,894 Forgettin' somethin'? 547 00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:32,429 It's time to gather the flock. 548 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:33,697 Thank the almighty. 549 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:37,434 Remember... there ain't no atheists in the foxhole. 550 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,436 Hold my hand. - What? 551 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,505 J.C., the big guy, the lamb of god, 552 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,507 you know he died for our sins on the cross. 553 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:44,941 Hold my hand. 554 00:35:46,177 --> 00:35:47,611 Let go my hand! 555 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,714 The only sin was not using that timber for firewood. 556 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,315 No fall in line, asshole. 557 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,717 You two! 558 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:55,986 Cut that shit. 559 00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:04,027 Go. 560 00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:20,911 You stepped on my toe back there, but it's cool. 561 00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:26,983 Ring the bell. 562 00:36:30,821 --> 00:36:33,456 Just as I suspect. No one home. 563 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:36,092 It is in complete abandon. 564 00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:38,395 We must not abort mission. 565 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:41,464 We have lost battle, sir. But not war. 566 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,035 Did you try the door knob? 567 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:46,503 It is not possible. 568 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,106 Idiot. 569 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,528 The only thing missing here is Santa claus. 570 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:42,826 Santa! 571 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:43,994 Santa! 572 00:37:43,996 --> 00:37:45,295 Ho! Ho! Ho! 573 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:47,697 Merry Christmas, my darlings! 574 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,468 Who's been naughty? Who's been nice? 575 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:52,969 Me! Me Santa! Me! 576 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:54,738 Well, which is it? 577 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:55,905 Nice! Nice! 578 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:58,842 Ha ha! Just what I thought. 579 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,647 Brenner stop! 580 00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,915 It's a trap. - Trap? 581 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,718 Nonsense. It's not a trap... 582 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,420 It's retail. 583 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,422 No way. 584 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:15,191 We have all sizes. 585 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:17,827 Darrel! Don't do that! 586 00:38:17,829 --> 00:38:19,329 Where the hell did you come from? 587 00:38:19,331 --> 00:38:21,031 Well, he's got the shirts, guys. 588 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,867 Stryker, you remember operation omega. 589 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:26,836 Well, it went Nova, okay? Supernova! 590 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:29,572 I went back in time, last year's Christmas Eve 591 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,741 and burgled every Christmas present on the planet 592 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:32,742 and replaced it with... 593 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,544 This t-shirt. 594 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:37,781 Long story short, I'm backed ordered for weeks. 595 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:39,215 Whoa! They're huge! 596 00:38:39,217 --> 00:38:41,985 How do you think i bankrolled this whole fortress? 597 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:45,288 Seriously, I hardly have time for new designs. 598 00:38:45,290 --> 00:38:46,856 Check out this new model. 599 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,391 Also very popular. 600 00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:49,859 I'll take one of those. 601 00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,797 Anyway, stryker, the point is... 602 00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:55,198 Clark, the prisoner. 603 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,466 I'm on to something here. 604 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:58,368 What do you say? Partners? 605 00:38:58,370 --> 00:38:59,636 Hey. 606 00:38:59,638 --> 00:39:00,870 Come on! 607 00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:02,505 Come on! 608 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:04,407 Hey. 609 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,575 One second. 610 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:07,644 Grab hold. 611 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:09,179 Come on! Come on! 612 00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:13,583 You're making a big mistake. 613 00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:15,552 You built another time portal. 614 00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:18,021 Looks like you made it to the north pole. 615 00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:19,823 That's right. I did. 616 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,526 And to top it all off... 617 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:36,072 I murdered Mrs. claus. 618 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,842 Waste him. 619 00:39:42,613 --> 00:39:43,847 Ah! 620 00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:48,551 Ah! 621 00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:54,090 Hold it! 622 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:56,192 Wait! No! 623 00:39:58,162 --> 00:39:59,429 Uh. 624 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:01,297 You got me, stryker. 625 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,766 You got me. 626 00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:03,833 It looks like... 627 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,935 Losers! 628 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,604 Hologram. 629 00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,539 Obviously. 630 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:11,941 Little disappointed in you, stryker. 631 00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:15,044 Apparently taking you assholes down is going to be... 632 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,980 ...easier than I thought. 633 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,948 Let the games begin. 634 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:31,861 Oh! Yes, that's right! 635 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:34,564 I too am a hologram. 636 00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:37,000 No sense wasting your bullets on me. 637 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:38,768 I'm not even here. 638 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:40,503 Where's that blasted key! 639 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,839 Shit! 640 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:47,844 Hold your fire. 641 00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,182 Captain! 642 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:54,884 Who was that handsome man? 643 00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:56,219 Clark, don't get distracted. 644 00:40:57,455 --> 00:41:01,491 Captain, it's completely hollow behind this fireplace. 645 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:02,592 Huh. 646 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,527 I wonder. 647 00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:15,472 All right. Everybody in. 648 00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:17,907 Hey! 649 00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:20,076 Take off those goddamn t-shirts. 650 00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:29,018 So, how many missions you been on with this guy? 651 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,920 Who? The captain? - Yeah. 652 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,256 - Plenty, why? - No reason. 653 00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:37,494 Looks like I'm going to have to smash through these boards. 654 00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:40,630 Unless captain has a crowbar in his pants. 655 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:41,798 Do you? 656 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,466 Have a crowbar in your pants? 657 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,908 I can't feel my legs! 658 00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:59,749 This must be the disintegrator 659 00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:02,318 I ordered to obliterate stryker. 660 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,522 Disinte-what? My god. It's enormous! 661 00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:09,826 The only thing you'll be obliterating with this thing is my wallet! 662 00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:11,995 I mean look at the size of this thing! 663 00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:13,196 How much was it? 664 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:16,900 What are you trying to do? Bury stryker or bankrupt me? 665 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,636 What about my exploding pumpkins, Darrell? 666 00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:22,505 I wanted exploding pumpkins littering the entire castle. 667 00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:23,640 I look around me, 668 00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:25,008 and I don't even see a squash. 669 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:28,945 Your little parlor tricks aren't going to stop stryker. 670 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:32,048 And I suppose you have a better idea. 671 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,483 Um... 672 00:42:33,485 --> 00:42:35,652 Suffocate him. I don't know. 673 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,721 Suck all the oxygen out of the room or something. 674 00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:40,189 Would you leave the thinking to us, please? 675 00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:41,224 Thank you. 676 00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:43,660 It's brilliant. 677 00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:02,378 Mark my words... 678 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:05,715 I will destroy Neil stryker. 679 00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:09,886 I'll boil him in a bowl of his own broth. 680 00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:17,860 I like it. 681 00:43:18,829 --> 00:43:20,163 You know what? You're fine. Just a little dust. 682 00:43:20,165 --> 00:43:21,531 Yeah, well see that? 683 00:43:21,533 --> 00:43:22,665 Splinter. 684 00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:36,913 Hold it. 685 00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:46,155 Force field. 686 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:47,624 Not quite. 687 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:50,493 Sir, I'm getting strange reading. 688 00:43:50,495 --> 00:43:52,462 Let me guess, tachyon? 689 00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:55,231 Yes, sir. Off the charts. 690 00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:56,799 So's my shirt. 691 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,234 No way! 692 00:43:58,236 --> 00:43:59,702 Yeah. Shh! 693 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,205 We're going to have to try and go through. 694 00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:04,173 Fuckin' kidding me? 695 00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:07,076 We'll get vaporized if we step through that thing! 696 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:09,712 Vaporized? That would be a blessing. 697 00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:12,448 There's no telling what goes on beyond the barrier. 698 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:16,285 Our skin turns inside out. Our organs fall to the ground into a slime-pool. 699 00:44:16,287 --> 00:44:18,488 It's a paradox. The unknown. 700 00:44:18,490 --> 00:44:20,757 Forget that! I don't want to be no frickin' slime-pool. 701 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,492 I'm not saying we're going to be a slime-pool. 702 00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:24,127 I'm not saying we're going to be anything. 703 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:25,595 It's the unknown. It... 704 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:28,331 Fine. I'll go myself. 705 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,666 Captain. 706 00:44:30,634 --> 00:44:32,301 Permission to go ahead of you, sir. 707 00:44:33,470 --> 00:44:35,071 Permission granted. 708 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:41,577 Bravery. 709 00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:45,648 Show it to us. 710 00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:47,950 I will. 711 00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,326 Clark! 712 00:45:02,299 --> 00:45:03,433 Captain! 713 00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,335 Is it always gonna be this way? 714 00:45:06,337 --> 00:45:08,771 I'm fine. I can live this way. 715 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,107 But those jowls. 716 00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:17,780 I have a theory. 717 00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:20,583 This effect is only temporary. 718 00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:22,819 When we come out the other end, we'll be back to normal. 719 00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,454 I really don't think there's anything to worry about. 720 00:45:24,456 --> 00:45:28,157 Why don't you stroll on back, find out for sure? 721 00:45:37,101 --> 00:45:40,103 So it's not just aging us. It's more than that. 722 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:41,471 That's right, Kevin. 723 00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:43,906 An authentic look into your own future. 724 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,441 Interested? 725 00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:49,212 With this youth comes strength. 726 00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:52,548 But with age comes wisdom. 727 00:45:54,184 --> 00:45:56,185 And with my bloodline comes both. 728 00:45:58,255 --> 00:45:59,555 Step aside. 729 00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:14,504 The future sucks for that mother fucker. 730 00:46:14,506 --> 00:46:15,471 Oh! Ho! Goddamn. 731 00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:20,643 Look. It's like he's been dead for twenty years. 732 00:46:20,645 --> 00:46:21,978 I say we leave him. 733 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:24,113 No. Stand back, longbow. 734 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,215 Let me try something. 735 00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:35,158 What the fuck! 736 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,894 I feel... weird. 737 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:41,998 I'm suppose to be over there. And that's where I'm going. 738 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,766 No! No! No! No! 739 00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:45,468 Now, Kevin, we've seen what happens. 740 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,069 You can't come with us. 741 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:49,872 Why not? 742 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,912 The future sucks for that mother-- 743 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:57,647 so, what now, stryker? I'm stuck? 744 00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:04,754 Sir, I may be able to create mobile ray shield that will protecting him. 745 00:47:04,756 --> 00:47:06,589 Alright, fine. Just make it quick, 746 00:47:06,591 --> 00:47:09,192 tell you what. I'll give him five minutes. 747 00:47:09,194 --> 00:47:12,128 Otherwise I'm walking out the way I came in. 748 00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:13,462 Captain. 749 00:47:14,431 --> 00:47:16,732 So, with this thing i can go through? 750 00:47:18,368 --> 00:47:20,736 Theoretically, yes. 751 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:22,405 Are you sure? 752 00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:24,140 Maybe. 753 00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:25,875 Do you believe in god? 754 00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:28,878 No. 755 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,251 All right. 756 00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:40,423 In the back. 757 00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:46,963 Kevin, he lives. 758 00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:48,397 Whatever. 759 00:47:48,799 --> 00:47:51,367 Whoa! Wolfman. 760 00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,336 Is that mustache regulation? 761 00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:54,937 Clark. 762 00:47:54,939 --> 00:47:58,207 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. 763 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,610 And nabroski... 764 00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:01,377 Whoa. 765 00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:06,616 Wow! Clearly the barrier effect everyone the same way. 766 00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:09,285 Look at nabroski! He's like a little old man. 767 00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:11,954 What are you, like, a hundred? Oh, my god! 768 00:48:11,956 --> 00:48:13,289 Okay, here we go. 769 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,824 I don't think that's nabroski. 770 00:48:14,826 --> 00:48:16,859 What are you talking about? Of course it's him. 771 00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:19,295 Look same eyes. Same teeth. Same growl. 772 00:48:19,297 --> 00:48:22,331 Sorry, comrades. On my way. 773 00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:29,772 What? 774 00:48:29,774 --> 00:48:33,676 When you got to go. You got to go. 775 00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:38,781 Holy shit, nabroski. You look... 776 00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,783 Amazing. 777 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:45,288 What is this little monster cradling in your arms? 778 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:53,696 What is this thing?! 779 00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:56,565 Whoa! 780 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,004 Get it off me! Get it off me! Get it off me! 781 00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:09,011 What goes on here? 782 00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:10,513 Oh! Man folk! 783 00:49:10,515 --> 00:49:11,314 Oh! 784 00:49:12,182 --> 00:49:15,785 You humans are forbidden in these lands. 785 00:49:15,787 --> 00:49:18,321 This will never do. 786 00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:19,622 Hershel! Come here! 787 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:22,158 Right away, sir. Okay, um, stryker is over there. 788 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,926 Stryker you say? 789 00:49:23,928 --> 00:49:25,928 Oh, the white wizard is not going to like that! 790 00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:28,798 No! No! No! No! 791 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,132 Call the horde to arms. 792 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:32,001 Prepare to make them suffer. 793 00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:33,469 Make them pay. 794 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:34,770 Do as your told, hershel! 795 00:49:34,772 --> 00:49:36,205 As you say. Very good. 796 00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:38,808 Could they be, wampires? 797 00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:40,810 There not fucking vampires. 798 00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:43,679 Goblins. 799 00:49:45,282 --> 00:49:47,249 Hope to it, lads! 800 00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:58,527 One, two, three, four. What are we fighting for? 801 00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:01,831 Dinner, and supper, and lunch! 802 00:50:17,315 --> 00:50:19,915 They're gonna regret coming in here! 803 00:50:21,985 --> 00:50:23,786 Just look at them! 804 00:50:23,788 --> 00:50:25,321 The muppets. 805 00:50:44,474 --> 00:50:48,811 We goblins do not tolerate trespasses against us. 806 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,246 Do we, boys? 807 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:56,152 You've committed a grave treason, I'm afraid, 808 00:50:56,154 --> 00:51:00,256 a violation of our lands, and offended the great sovereignty 809 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,091 of our people. 810 00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:03,559 For that... 811 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:07,063 ...you will die. 812 00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:12,635 You may kill them now, my darlings. 813 00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:24,713 My gun won't cock. 814 00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:28,984 Your weapons have aged to no effect. 815 00:51:28,986 --> 00:51:31,687 You'll have to fight honorably. 816 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,156 Damn. 817 00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:41,163 It's finally happening! 818 00:51:46,403 --> 00:51:48,037 You! 819 00:51:48,039 --> 00:51:49,905 Why? Why? Why? 820 00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:03,018 Ah, no! 821 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,353 Whoa! 822 00:52:11,228 --> 00:52:12,728 Wha! 823 00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:18,601 Aah! 824 00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:25,741 Ah! Holy shit! Fucking goblins! 825 00:52:25,743 --> 00:52:26,976 Right on top of ya! 826 00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:28,911 Goblins! 827 00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:31,413 Hold him down, boys! 828 00:52:31,415 --> 00:52:33,115 It's lunchtime. 829 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:37,453 Plug him up! Mushroom nap. Forever. 830 00:52:40,223 --> 00:52:42,558 It's time to sleep, 831 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,760 my dear boy. 832 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:45,928 Let's blow. 833 00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:54,570 Brenner! 834 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:04,013 Alarm! Alarm! 835 00:53:04,015 --> 00:53:05,614 Do I have to take care of everything? 836 00:53:05,616 --> 00:53:08,184 Alarm! Alarm! 837 00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:13,289 Move out! 838 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:14,290 Harold! 839 00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:17,259 - Huh?! - Yoo hoo! 840 00:53:17,261 --> 00:53:18,894 What are you doin' here? 841 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:21,130 Well, I didn't want to miss all the fun. 842 00:53:21,132 --> 00:53:24,033 Margaret, we're in the middle of a war! 843 00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:26,001 And you bring the baby. 844 00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:27,937 You two have a headache? 845 00:53:30,073 --> 00:53:32,308 Believe me, the pain is only in your head. 846 00:53:34,478 --> 00:53:37,713 That there baby's done us no good. 847 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:41,183 Except get fat off our slop and your drink! 848 00:53:46,923 --> 00:53:49,358 Hey, let me get out of here! Whoa! 849 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,126 Like the wind! 850 00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:54,129 I'm pregnant again. 851 00:53:54,131 --> 00:53:55,931 I'm having twins this time. 852 00:53:57,467 --> 00:53:58,534 Twins. 853 00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:00,869 Oh! 854 00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:17,920 Hey! 855 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:20,689 This suit, it's like a fucking bug zapper! 856 00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:22,024 Toss 'em my way, idiots! 857 00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:25,394 I've got these two who's got that one? 858 00:54:25,396 --> 00:54:26,962 Kevin humphries. 859 00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:28,697 With the candlestick. 860 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:30,266 In the ballroom. 861 00:54:40,644 --> 00:54:41,944 Make it rain. 862 00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:43,912 Whoa! 863 00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:45,214 Whaa! 864 00:54:45,216 --> 00:54:46,415 Whoa! 865 00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:47,850 Oh! 866 00:54:48,985 --> 00:54:50,452 I'm invincible. 867 00:54:51,421 --> 00:54:54,423 No! Not my babies! No! 868 00:54:54,425 --> 00:54:56,125 My darlings! 869 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:58,160 Too the hills! 870 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,865 Inconceivable! 871 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:05,534 Carlton! 872 00:55:07,003 --> 00:55:10,172 - I got just the thing. - He was my favorite child. 873 00:55:11,274 --> 00:55:12,675 Right. 874 00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:15,411 Just going to go... Check on the roast. 875 00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:18,647 Ya! 876 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,522 Don't worry! They'll take me back to the nest! 877 00:55:26,524 --> 00:55:27,956 I'll find the hive and then I'll... 878 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,692 Whoa! 879 00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:33,195 Yeah! 880 00:55:40,603 --> 00:55:41,837 A hatch! 881 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:46,675 I'm going to send you back to your momma's wagina! 882 00:55:50,547 --> 00:55:51,980 Nabroski, I found a way out. It's a hatch. 883 00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:53,015 We gotta get the hell out of here. 884 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:55,217 Stryker, I will not go with you. 885 00:55:55,219 --> 00:55:56,685 Hand me that wodka. 886 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,220 I had vodka? 887 00:55:59,823 --> 00:56:05,127 What kind of madness would create such monsters? 888 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:09,465 Stryker, I want you to climb that tree and save that female. 889 00:56:09,467 --> 00:56:10,766 Right. 890 00:56:11,301 --> 00:56:12,801 Forget about me. 891 00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:14,570 - Yeah. - I may not make it. 892 00:56:15,305 --> 00:56:16,338 But... 893 00:56:17,073 --> 00:56:20,142 I'm going to take some of these... 894 00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:21,977 ...monsters... 895 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:23,812 ...with me! 896 00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:25,080 Ah! 897 00:56:57,947 --> 00:56:59,548 Ah ha! Stryker! 898 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:01,583 You're precisely where I want you. 899 00:57:05,955 --> 00:57:07,356 What gives? 900 00:57:07,358 --> 00:57:09,124 Where's the penguin? 901 00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:12,060 There's suppose to be a ten-foot, killer penguin in there. 902 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:14,897 Darrell's been moving stuff around again. 903 00:57:14,899 --> 00:57:17,866 No matter. I still have the prisoner woman. 904 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:20,936 Or should I say... Prisoner women? 905 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,704 Stryker, I don't have all day. 906 00:57:22,706 --> 00:57:23,972 I'm wasting away in here! 907 00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:27,943 Stryker, those women are scheduled for termination... 908 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:28,977 Within the hour. 909 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:30,212 This is a big place. 910 00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:32,080 You've got two choices. 911 00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:35,117 You could capture me or you could save the women. 912 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,553 Don't have time to do both. 913 00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:39,988 You know where neither of us are... 914 00:57:41,257 --> 00:57:42,491 Go. 915 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,626 Uh, taxi! 916 00:59:28,731 --> 00:59:30,065 Stryker! 917 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,570 Are you having fun in my funhouse? 918 00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:40,075 Honestly, stryker, putting the door on the floor like that? 919 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:41,243 Brilliant. 920 00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,045 It took Darrell weeks... 921 00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,147 Of starvation to figure that one out. 922 00:59:46,549 --> 00:59:48,250 Alright, asshole. 923 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:50,252 Where are the girls? 924 00:59:51,387 --> 00:59:54,523 You could kill me right now, Neil. 925 00:59:54,525 --> 00:59:56,191 You could shoot me in the face. 926 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,093 But then, 927 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,495 you would never find the women. 928 01:00:02,732 --> 01:00:06,034 At this present moment, you have no have no idea 929 01:00:06,036 --> 01:00:07,869 where the devil they are. 930 01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:10,739 Or when they are? 931 01:00:10,741 --> 01:00:13,475 Or when they are. What a mystery. 932 01:00:13,477 --> 01:00:16,211 For all you know i took my time machine, 933 01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:18,447 strapped them in... 934 01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:23,919 And blasted them back to dinosaur times! 935 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:25,754 They're here somewhere. 936 01:00:25,756 --> 01:00:27,155 And in this time. 937 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:29,124 And I'm going to find them. 938 01:00:30,093 --> 01:00:32,260 Business, business, business! 939 01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:34,763 Stryker, you're so wound up. Relax! 940 01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:37,399 Here, let me draw you a bubble bath. 941 01:00:39,168 --> 01:00:41,803 Come on. Take a dip with me, Neil! 942 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:44,272 Take a dip with ol' poppa bear. 943 01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:46,074 It'll be like old times. 944 01:00:53,449 --> 01:00:56,785 The old acid in the bathtub routine. 945 01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:01,923 You're too good, Neil. 946 01:01:01,925 --> 01:01:05,260 A little too good for your own good, perhaps. 947 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:08,997 Oh, hey, stryker you know what? You have got to try these. 948 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:11,500 It's a cosmo. My brother swears by 'em. 949 01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:12,834 Here. 950 01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:16,938 Go ahead! Take it! 951 01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:19,107 They're delicious. They're scrumptious. 952 01:01:19,976 --> 01:01:21,810 What?! Are you kidding me?! 953 01:01:21,812 --> 01:01:24,546 Poison a perfectly good cosmo? 954 01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:27,382 Not in my lifetime. 955 01:01:27,384 --> 01:01:30,986 Give me this. I want to at once. Mmh. Mmh.. 956 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:33,889 So good, Neil. So good. 957 01:01:33,891 --> 01:01:36,291 Mmh. Yours is better than mine! 958 01:01:36,293 --> 01:01:38,894 I've let this drag on far too long. 959 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:40,796 Just tell me where the fuck they are. 960 01:01:40,798 --> 01:01:42,831 Alright, stryker. 961 01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:44,332 Alright. 962 01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:46,968 I'm tired and I'm old. 963 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:49,004 If you want the women... 964 01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:51,173 Simply turn around 965 01:01:51,175 --> 01:01:52,808 and you shall find them. 966 01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,046 Deactivate. 967 01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:40,682 Halt. 968 01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:45,587 Stop. 969 01:04:24,493 --> 01:04:27,195 Is this all they do, Darrell? 970 01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:30,165 Yes, but... 971 01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:31,867 They do work. 972 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:46,147 Well, I'm embarrassed. 973 01:04:47,483 --> 01:04:48,884 Is anyone else embarrassed? 974 01:04:49,919 --> 01:04:54,322 Anyone else embarrassed about the bumping robits? 975 01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:55,657 Darrell! 976 01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:57,659 How are you feeling? 977 01:04:57,661 --> 01:04:59,394 You ask the impossible. 978 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,196 I need real men! 979 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:02,764 Men?! 980 01:05:03,332 --> 01:05:05,500 Yes, an army, your grace. 981 01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:07,569 Very skilled in soldiery. 982 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:08,703 No, Darrell! 983 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:10,505 Enough of your schemes. 984 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:14,075 You see, I am the one with the smart. 985 01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:15,377 I beseech you, your grace. 986 01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:18,013 I've created a nine year plan. Which will enable us... 987 01:05:18,015 --> 01:05:19,681 Nine years?! 988 01:05:19,683 --> 01:05:21,216 We don't have nine minutes! 989 01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:23,351 Yes, but if we were too... 990 01:05:23,353 --> 01:05:27,055 No Darrell, no more. 991 01:05:27,057 --> 01:05:33,261 You see, Darrell, I've got real plans with real results in store. 992 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:35,964 Do what you will, Darrell. 993 01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:37,699 Goodbye. 994 01:05:49,045 --> 01:05:51,846 Meet me in the break room in 20 minutes for donuts! 995 01:05:53,449 --> 01:05:57,285 You underestimate me, your grace. 996 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,322 But you will soon know different. 997 01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:03,959 Oh, yes. 998 01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:05,961 Oh, yes! 999 01:09:08,010 --> 01:09:09,677 Did I catch you at a bad time? 1000 01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:10,912 Neil stryker! 1001 01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:12,580 What are you doing here? 1002 01:09:12,582 --> 01:09:14,415 Darrell freeway. 1003 01:09:15,351 --> 01:09:17,785 So, you're the mad scientist's new stooge. 1004 01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:20,388 And your his old flame. 1005 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,824 Well... 1006 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:27,495 You've breathed your last breath, stryker. 1007 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:29,964 You're in trouble now... 1008 01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:32,667 Double trouble. 1009 01:09:40,209 --> 01:09:43,444 Consider yourself warned, Mr. stryker. 1010 01:09:43,446 --> 01:09:46,214 I'm a wizard of the blade. 1011 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:52,987 It wasn't me. 1012 01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:54,689 It was the scientist. 1013 01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:55,857 He's mad. 1014 01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,225 I'll take you to the girls. 1015 01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:58,693 They're right this way. 1016 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:00,028 Come! 1017 01:10:10,306 --> 01:10:11,906 What the f-- 1018 01:10:13,175 --> 01:10:14,642 blasted machine. 1019 01:10:14,644 --> 01:10:17,478 How many times have I had to-- 1020 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:21,082 oh, no! 1021 01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:22,317 Not the face! 1022 01:10:36,198 --> 01:10:38,199 Stryker! You do care about me. 1023 01:10:38,201 --> 01:10:39,634 Get the fuck out of the way. 1024 01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:45,106 Get back to the ship. Hurry. 1025 01:10:59,688 --> 01:11:03,625 Now, stryker, I've got you in a bind! 1026 01:11:03,627 --> 01:11:08,229 I'd just like to see you peel your way out! 1027 01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:11,032 Your room, stryker, is completely airtight. 1028 01:11:11,034 --> 01:11:15,803 At this very moment all the oxygen is being sucked out! 1029 01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:20,041 In two minutes time, you'll be completely without air. 1030 01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:21,909 In three minutes... 1031 01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:23,511 You'll be dead. 1032 01:11:24,313 --> 01:11:26,948 Aah! 1033 01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:32,287 And now, Neil stryker, this is where I say... 1034 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:34,322 ...au revoir. 1035 01:12:43,959 --> 01:12:45,193 Thanks, boys! 1036 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:48,296 Yeah. 1037 01:13:09,551 --> 01:13:10,818 Stryker! 1038 01:13:13,989 --> 01:13:15,857 Thank god you're alive. 1039 01:13:15,859 --> 01:13:17,091 Go! 1040 01:13:34,843 --> 01:13:36,711 Now how are we gonna get out of here? 1041 01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:38,613 I've got room for two! 1042 01:13:38,615 --> 01:13:41,883 Strykie, you're riding bitch, baby! 1043 01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:43,751 Good timing, Fred. 1044 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,253 Too good? 1045 01:14:00,135 --> 01:14:02,170 Thanks for coming for me. 1046 01:14:02,971 --> 01:14:04,272 No trouble. 1047 01:14:04,274 --> 01:14:06,941 Listen, I know I should have been more careful. 1048 01:14:06,943 --> 01:14:08,209 I was stupid. 1049 01:14:08,211 --> 01:14:10,745 Ah, come on, kid. You were brave. 1050 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:12,046 Really? 1051 01:14:14,216 --> 01:14:16,884 Uh... okay. That's it. 1052 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:18,386 We're done. 1053 01:14:18,388 --> 01:14:21,122 Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay. 1054 01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:22,657 Let go! 1055 01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:23,691 Sorry. 1056 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:25,493 My paperwork. 1057 01:14:45,514 --> 01:14:49,817 Did it work? Are you staring at a pile of goo? 1058 01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:54,355 I planted a bomb in her body while she was sleeping. 1059 01:14:54,357 --> 01:14:57,492 Do you want to know where I inserted it? 1060 01:14:57,494 --> 01:14:59,293 Not interested. 1061 01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:00,661 I put it in her ear. 1062 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:01,963 What do you want? 1063 01:15:01,965 --> 01:15:04,365 I just wanted to make your life miserable 1064 01:15:04,367 --> 01:15:06,868 before I jumped through time and space. 1065 01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:11,472 I still have the woman that you failed to rescue. 1066 01:15:11,474 --> 01:15:16,477 I plan to breed with her and create a race of atomic super men and women. 1067 01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:18,179 If she'll have me, of course. 1068 01:15:18,181 --> 01:15:21,349 If she won't, hey, I'll adopt. 1069 01:15:21,351 --> 01:15:23,451 I've always wanted a baby boy. 1070 01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:25,686 Oh, wait a minute... I've got one right here! 1071 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,021 Daddy! 1072 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,423 See you in hell ,asshole! 1073 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,928 This damn war! 1074 01:15:34,863 --> 01:15:37,532 It doesn't take just soldiers. 1075 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,034 It takes friends. 1076 01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:45,873 Can I have you clean this up? 1077 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:47,842 Hey, what happened? 1078 01:15:47,844 --> 01:15:50,011 Veronica exploded. Listen, the mad scientist 1079 01:15:50,013 --> 01:15:51,746 is about to jump through time. 1080 01:15:51,748 --> 01:15:53,481 And he has my son. 1081 01:15:53,483 --> 01:15:55,750 Whoa, whoa, whoa! He'll be gone in moments. 1082 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:56,984 Finished! 1083 01:15:56,986 --> 01:15:58,553 Not quite. 1084 01:16:01,858 --> 01:16:03,424 Stryker, Neil. 1085 01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:05,092 One, one, three, five, eight. 1086 01:16:08,931 --> 01:16:10,598 It's the time portal. 1087 01:16:20,943 --> 01:16:22,176 Damn. 1088 01:16:22,178 --> 01:16:23,878 Just what I need. 1089 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,546 Beverly! - Yes, Neil? 1090 01:16:25,548 --> 01:16:26,781 Quit the small talk. 1091 01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:28,683 I need you to monitor this like your life depends on it. 1092 01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:31,185 Because it does. 1093 01:16:31,187 --> 01:16:33,754 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait! What are you doin', strykes? 1094 01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:34,755 I need to save my kid. 1095 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,691 We'll deal with the mad scientist later 1096 01:16:36,693 --> 01:16:38,159 be back in a minute. 1097 01:16:43,765 --> 01:16:45,466 Good luck, strykes. 1098 01:16:53,575 --> 01:16:55,343 Now he's gone too far. 1099 01:17:38,954 --> 01:17:40,354 Daddy! 1100 01:17:44,026 --> 01:17:46,260 Come and get me, stryker! 1101 01:17:58,341 --> 01:18:00,241 Schnell! Schnell! 1102 01:18:22,664 --> 01:18:23,864 Oh! Ho! Ho! 1103 01:18:45,687 --> 01:18:47,054 Du. 1104 01:18:51,994 --> 01:18:53,661 - Nein? - Nein! 1105 01:18:53,663 --> 01:18:55,062 - Nein?! - Fuck this. 1106 01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:08,342 You Nazi bitch. 1107 01:19:17,619 --> 01:19:19,453 Such a waste. 1108 01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:52,153 Alright kid, just follow me-- 1109 01:19:52,155 --> 01:19:53,487 oh! 1110 01:19:54,289 --> 01:19:55,256 Stryker! 1111 01:19:56,258 --> 01:19:58,626 Whatever happened to your little rule about not 1112 01:19:58,628 --> 01:20:00,795 altering the entire course of history! 1113 01:20:00,797 --> 01:20:03,731 I mean, you must have murdered half the third reich down there! 1114 01:20:03,733 --> 01:20:06,967 Holocaust? More like holo-lost in time, thanks to you! 1115 01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:08,302 Give me back my kid! 1116 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:10,638 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Your son? 1117 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,307 Why I've got bad news for ya, stryker. 1118 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:14,975 The boy loves me. 1119 01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:16,944 As if I were his own kin. 1120 01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:21,448 He and I have formed a paternal bond that cannot be broken. 1121 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:23,417 You're far too late, stryker. 1122 01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:25,119 You see, the boy... 1123 01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:27,822 Wishes for me to raise him... 1124 01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,924 ...as my very own. 1125 01:20:29,926 --> 01:20:32,293 Save me from the crazy man, daddy! 1126 01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:34,128 What?! You little traitor! 1127 01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:35,429 You said you loved me! 1128 01:20:37,299 --> 01:20:38,999 You little shit! 1129 01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:43,938 Are you okay? 1130 01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:45,739 Daddy, where's mommy? 1131 01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:48,642 She's still dead, kid. 1132 01:20:48,644 --> 01:20:50,311 Come on, let's get this crap off you. 1133 01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:51,946 We gotta get outta here. 1134 01:20:53,615 --> 01:20:56,150 What did I tell you, kid? Safe and sound. 1135 01:20:56,152 --> 01:20:57,484 Yay! 1136 01:20:57,486 --> 01:20:59,720 Take my kid. Keep him safe. 1137 01:20:59,722 --> 01:21:02,990 Continue time-tracking the mad scientist. He could be anywhere. 1138 01:21:02,992 --> 01:21:04,825 Sir, there's something on the monitor. 1139 01:21:04,827 --> 01:21:06,393 Bring it up. 1140 01:21:06,395 --> 01:21:10,030 Yeah. October 12th, 1999, 12:01am. 1141 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:11,465 Right here. 1142 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:15,035 Ah! You got the boy back. 1143 01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:18,372 Excellent. I gotta get rollers on my fucking luggage. 1144 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:21,041 This is for shit, stryker! 1145 01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:22,376 I didn't bring a passport. 1146 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:23,744 And I know you're going to yell at me. 1147 01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:26,146 But who needs a passport when the end of the world is coming? 1148 01:21:27,183 --> 01:21:28,582 Fred, you're not coming with me. 1149 01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:31,518 No. No. Talk me down off this cliff. 1150 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:34,855 Talk me off it, stryker, or I will fucking jump. 1151 01:21:34,857 --> 01:21:37,992 Talk me off this cliff, stryker! 1152 01:21:40,662 --> 01:21:41,996 Stryker! 1153 01:21:41,998 --> 01:21:43,931 You're on suspension. I want this man arrested. 1154 01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,599 Wait! 1155 01:21:45,601 --> 01:21:47,868 This guy is saving the entire world, 1156 01:21:47,870 --> 01:21:49,370 and you want him arrested? 1157 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:53,707 Let him finish. You can have my resignation in the morning. 1158 01:21:53,709 --> 01:21:56,310 Fine! But we do it my way. 1159 01:21:57,545 --> 01:22:01,515 Stryker, you kill the scientist, I'll save the girl. 1160 01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:03,183 - No. - Fine! 1161 01:22:05,587 --> 01:22:08,022 I'll kill the girl, you save the scientist. 1162 01:22:08,024 --> 01:22:09,590 No one is going with me. 1163 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:11,025 I'm going alone. 1164 01:22:11,027 --> 01:22:12,359 Fine! 1165 01:22:12,361 --> 01:22:14,061 But when all this is over... 1166 01:22:14,063 --> 01:22:15,763 I'm back on suspension. 1167 01:22:15,765 --> 01:22:17,865 You bet your ass you are. 1168 01:22:26,541 --> 01:22:27,942 You, throw me my bag. 1169 01:22:27,944 --> 01:22:29,376 Yes, sir! 1170 01:22:33,248 --> 01:22:35,316 Go get 'im, strykes! 1171 01:22:35,318 --> 01:22:37,318 Oh, god. Where are we now 1172 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,819 we don't have time for you foolish questions. 1173 01:22:38,821 --> 01:22:40,287 We gotta haul ass out of here. 1174 01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:41,288 Now get the fuck in the truck. 1175 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:42,723 Jesus. 1176 01:22:43,158 --> 01:22:44,625 Alright, Darrell. 1177 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:47,227 Your plan better work. 1178 01:22:49,664 --> 01:22:54,234 Alright, the keys are suppose to be... 1179 01:22:54,236 --> 01:22:55,970 Hm. 1180 01:22:55,972 --> 01:22:57,705 Wait a minute. 1181 01:22:58,440 --> 01:22:59,673 The hell? 1182 01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:02,876 Looking for these? 1183 01:23:05,013 --> 01:23:07,147 Your grace... 1184 01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:10,351 I am honored 1185 01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:14,421 that you would finally warm to my little plan. 1186 01:23:14,423 --> 01:23:17,524 There's one thing i forgot to mention. 1187 01:23:17,526 --> 01:23:21,161 There's just no place in it... For you. 1188 01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:25,232 I've had nine years to plan my escape... 1189 01:23:26,368 --> 01:23:30,337 You have exactly nine seconds for yours. 1190 01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:36,643 Perhaps now your grace will agree... 1191 01:23:36,645 --> 01:23:38,312 ...that in fact... 1192 01:23:38,314 --> 01:23:42,616 ...i am the one with the smart. 1193 01:23:42,618 --> 01:23:44,318 I'm afraid... 1194 01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,021 ...you're going to die... 1195 01:23:50,125 --> 01:23:53,527 Impossible! 1196 01:23:54,062 --> 01:23:55,863 You're fucked. 1197 01:23:55,865 --> 01:23:59,299 Get out of the truck! I've got a few more tricks up my rabbit hole. 1198 01:24:03,405 --> 01:24:06,073 Shut your fat, overweight shit. 1199 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,308 Let her go. 1200 01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:10,144 Not this time, stryker. 1201 01:24:10,146 --> 01:24:11,512 You're too late. 1202 01:24:12,747 --> 01:24:18,218 You see, I set my time-portal to send us so far into time... 1203 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,421 ...that you'll never find us. 1204 01:24:23,324 --> 01:24:29,163 And now, stryker, a game of chess that will span the ages. 1205 01:24:29,165 --> 01:24:31,065 I'll make the first move. 1206 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:37,738 I'll see you in hell, Neil stryker! 1207 01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:39,406 Ha! Ha! 1208 01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:43,744 Ha! 1209 01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:22,449 Ah! 1210 01:25:23,418 --> 01:25:25,219 What the bloody devil do you suppose that was? 1211 01:25:26,554 --> 01:25:28,021 It's a clue! 1212 01:25:29,090 --> 01:25:31,258 Come, Watson. To the lighthouse! 1213 01:25:31,260 --> 01:25:33,460 Move! Move, you fool! 1214 01:26:07,128 --> 01:26:08,729 Ah! 1215 01:26:11,933 --> 01:26:16,170 Whoa. 1216 01:26:17,639 --> 01:26:19,740 Bravo, stryker. 1217 01:26:20,775 --> 01:26:22,543 You win. 1218 01:26:23,444 --> 01:26:26,613 But you are forgetting one thing... 1219 01:26:28,216 --> 01:26:32,853 My ghost is gonna haunt the shit out of you. 1220 01:26:41,563 --> 01:26:46,300 I'm not kidding, stryker. Seriously, it's gonna be weird. 1221 01:26:46,302 --> 01:26:48,735 For no reason at all, just a beak... 1222 01:26:48,737 --> 01:26:50,537 Will grow from my face. 1223 01:26:50,539 --> 01:26:52,039 And I'll huff... 1224 01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:53,807 And I'll puff... 1225 01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:55,876 And I'll blow... 1226 01:27:16,698 --> 01:27:19,499 Damn, that was disturbing. 1227 01:27:19,501 --> 01:27:21,168 Yeah, no shit. 1228 01:27:21,170 --> 01:27:22,936 What ever happened with dying with dignity? 1229 01:27:22,938 --> 01:27:24,171 Yeah. 1230 01:27:24,173 --> 01:27:26,273 He was plum fuck crazy, wasn't he? 1231 01:27:27,041 --> 01:27:28,842 Well, least it's over. 1232 01:27:30,445 --> 01:27:31,578 Right. 1233 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,747 Now, wait a second. 1234 01:27:34,882 --> 01:27:38,418 Isn't this the part where the hero kisses the girl? 1235 01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:41,355 This ain't lover's Lane, sweetheart. 1236 01:27:41,357 --> 01:27:43,590 We're up to our eyeballs in dead guy. 1237 01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:45,259 You're a nurse, you've wiped asses. 1238 01:27:45,261 --> 01:27:48,395 Clean this shit up before some kid comes around and plays in it. 1239 01:27:54,869 --> 01:27:56,303 You ready? 1240 01:28:19,594 --> 01:28:21,895 Warning. Rift anomaly. 1241 01:28:21,897 --> 01:28:24,631 Warning. Unknown origin. 1242 01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:27,234 That's just a mile up the road. 1243 01:28:27,236 --> 01:28:28,635 Strange. 1244 01:28:32,674 --> 01:28:33,840 Ah! 1245 01:28:33,842 --> 01:28:35,642 Oh! Oh! 1246 01:28:35,644 --> 01:28:37,411 Oh, my god! 1247 01:28:37,413 --> 01:28:38,912 My hero! 1248 01:28:40,015 --> 01:28:41,415 Oh! Oh! 1249 01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:43,417 Oh, this is disgusting. - Oh, thank you! 1250 01:28:43,419 --> 01:28:46,353 What in god's name happened to you? Peel this woman off me! 1251 01:28:46,355 --> 01:28:47,788 Yes, sir. 1252 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:48,822 Eh! 1253 01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:51,158 Where's stryker?! Throw her back. 1254 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:52,759 No! No! No! No! He's coming. 1255 01:28:52,761 --> 01:28:54,227 He's right behind me. 1256 01:28:57,865 --> 01:28:59,199 It worked. 1257 01:28:59,201 --> 01:29:00,634 He's all yours. 1258 01:29:00,636 --> 01:29:02,502 Well done. 1259 01:29:03,204 --> 01:29:04,371 I love you! 1260 01:29:04,373 --> 01:29:06,006 Yes. 1261 01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:07,274 You do. 1262 01:29:08,376 --> 01:29:09,910 You son of a bitch. 1263 01:29:10,812 --> 01:29:13,480 Through your wildest dreams... 1264 01:29:13,482 --> 01:29:16,216 ...you could never imagine... 1265 01:29:16,218 --> 01:29:18,852 ...what lies in wait for you. 1266 01:29:20,288 --> 01:29:24,391 Did you really think you'd be able to could keep it a secret? 1267 01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:26,960 While you were tracking him, 1268 01:29:26,962 --> 01:29:28,328 I was tracking you. 1269 01:29:29,564 --> 01:29:33,066 Chasing that buffoon, you left more ripples through time 1270 01:29:33,068 --> 01:29:36,236 than a stone in a pond. 1271 01:29:36,238 --> 01:29:38,839 So, you can track a time-portal, can you? 1272 01:29:38,841 --> 01:29:41,408 Then perhaps you'll follow this through the looking glass, 1273 01:29:41,410 --> 01:29:43,243 little Alice. 1274 01:30:02,563 --> 01:30:03,997 Well, pops, 1275 01:30:03,999 --> 01:30:06,233 you always said you'd see you me hell. 1276 01:30:09,103 --> 01:30:10,837 I'm looking forward to it. 1277 01:30:19,280 --> 01:30:20,213 Come, stryker. 1278 01:30:21,449 --> 01:30:25,552 Take a bite of the cheese in a mousetrap more elaborate, 1279 01:30:25,554 --> 01:30:28,054 than the world has ever known. 1280 01:31:55,710 --> 01:31:57,844 Smells like... 1281 01:31:58,312 --> 01:32:00,180 ...liverwurst. 1282 01:32:00,848 --> 01:32:02,349 Hey, nabroski! 1283 01:32:02,351 --> 01:32:04,851 Toss me a bite, man, seriously, I'm starving over here. 1284 01:32:12,894 --> 01:32:14,194 That's funny. 1285 01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:16,396 You're quite the comedian. 1286 01:32:16,398 --> 01:32:19,566 We gotta comedian over here! You dick! 1287 01:32:19,568 --> 01:32:22,736 Thanks for tossing my bones on the other side, idiot! 1288 01:32:22,738 --> 01:32:24,037 Least I can leave, 1289 01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:25,572 you're weird for stayin'. 1290 01:32:25,574 --> 01:32:27,240 You got no hope! 1291 01:32:27,242 --> 01:32:29,142 You got no water! 1292 01:32:29,144 --> 01:32:30,143 You got no light! 1293 01:32:31,212 --> 01:32:34,681 Except for this little ray of sunshine right here! 1294 01:32:45,159 --> 01:32:47,160 When you've got to go... 1295 01:32:47,762 --> 01:32:49,963 ...you've got to go. 87936