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- They were like badger claws.
- -no.

So, I said,
"don't clip them in the bathtub."

But he insists
they just go down the drain.

So, I'm in the shower
the next day

And his nail clippings
are cutting my feet like shards of glass.

Oh, excuse me.

I forget something.

When Mr. Kim clips,
his nails go everywhere like a shotgun.

You can hear them
hit the window.

Excuse me, but why
does Mr. Kim keep going to the bath?

Oh!

He thinks it's rude to,
you know...

- Bang-gwi.
- Bang-gwi?

- Fart!
- Oh, I see.

Well, he's made
quite a few trips.

Yeah, he have
a big lunch.

They say
chewing your food helps,

But I never noticed
the difference.

- Ta!
- Bye!

- Hi Janet.
- Hi Mrs. Mehta.

Hi, umma.

Appa, I can't work
tomorrow.

Janet, have to stick
to schedule.

I'm sorry,
something came up at school.

Okay.

Get me nice
cold drink from back and I work for you.

Deal! You're the best.
Thank you.

What for?

She want a day off,
have to pay price.

Three, two...

Oh! Oh, my god.
Appa, you're disgusting.

Thank you, Janet.

Enjoy your day off.

You must be hungry.

Oh, umma,
you are too good to me.

Hmm.

Mug is dirty.

No, I just take
from dishwasher.

Why is there egg
on the fork?

Everything fresh
from the dishwasher.

- Enjoy your snack.
- I see.

Snack sneak attack.
Okay.

I look into fixing
dishwasher next week.

You already fix it
that's why it's broken.

We can't afford a new one.

We can afford this one.

But, uh... We already
have the most

- Beautiful dishwasher
right here.

Okay.

We start looking
for new dishwasher...

- Mmm-hmm.
- ...Machine

- Not wife.
- Okay.

I start looking
for new la-z-boy.

Husband not chair.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey! You're not going
to have time for breakfast.

Oh! I ate my cereal
in the shower.

It's all about
the multitask.

So, you're telling me,
the bowl's still in there?

Yeah, but it's clean...
Multitask.

You might wanna
multitask your fly there, champ.

- Great, now
I'm gonna be late. - Oh...

Terence is pretty relaxed
about that.

Nah, it's just the merge.

Now it's all like,
"do your job, show up on time.

Quit challenging Terence
to rap battles."

It's a pretty tight ship.

Mmm, it's the exact same
at my new job.

The phones keep ringing,
I gotta answer and it's like...

"hello," and they're like,
"I need to rent a car."

And I'm like,
"I can help you with that."

And they're like,
"thanks."

Totally!

Hey, if it ever lets up,
you should come by...

See the old gang.
We could grab lunch.

- Love to.
- You ready?

Um...

You go ahead,
I spilled coffee on my tie.

Hey, have fun
at the competition.

Ah!

Watch your back, pal.

...Preview of the--

Forgot my podcast,
murdertown.

It's kinda creepy
but the music's really cool.

You ready now?

Yeah, yeah.
Let's both go to our jobs.

Okay!

Wassup, nerd?
Still in your pj’s?

Your fake job
doesn't usually start until noon.

It was a close call
with Kimch, so I had to leave.

I'm sure if you
just told him...

It will just make him
feel bad for having my old job.

Who put this dirty plate
on my desk?

The same person
who's about to pour coffee on your computer.

I'm just trying to create
a healthy work space.

Maybe start by creating
some work.

All the jobs out there
are dust.

- I got my GED
and everything. - And that's great,

Not what
I'd lead with but...

I just want
a legit position.

Good company,
my own office, likeable co-workers.

Just call your own job.
Just talk to Shannon.

It's complicated.

What'd you do?

Did you sleep together?

Did Alejandro catch you?

- Was there a fight?
- No!

But we kissed.

Ugh, yawn!

It was major chemistry.

And things got weird.

Well, this is weirder,
so make it happen.

I just think it would be
a step backwards.

From this?

Okay... Break time!

Where's your TV?

Wow! That's a good price
for a dishwasher.

- You should call them.
- No.

- I make that.
- Hmm?

I take that to this
price match store

And they have
to give to me for this price.

- Look real, huh?
- Highly credible.

Though your customer quote,

"would shop again
at this actual, real, not fake store"

- Tips it slightly.
- Hmm.

- You ordered a dishwasher?
- No!

Yes! Come straight
through. Upstairs.

Ah, Mrs. Kim!

Oh, Mr. Mehta,
I'm very contagious right now.

I'm coming down
with something too.

If something's
going around, why fight it?

What you doing?

Buying new dishwasher.
What you doing?

Also buying
new dishwasher.

Mine is clearance price,
don't worry.

Clearance price is a gimmick.

Like our
"all you can eat" buffet.

Everyone thinks
it's a bargain

But we actually put
less meat in the curry.

I love watching people
fish endlessly for that elusive morsel of chicken.

I just need someone to sign.

Yeah, I sign.
Thank you.

They literally
spend ten minutes

Fishing, dipping...
I want to scream, "it's just not there."

Umma, I have a whole plan.

Have you seen his flyer?

Parts of it
are very convincing.

But I just buy
this one and it's here.

But I can get one
for cheaper, huh?

Save $200.

Hmm, buy you nice dress,
fancy shoes

Or just save $200!

Fine, but I want new,
working dishwasher this week, promise?

I promise.

Like the promise
of a meat-filled curry for $3.99.

It's just not possible.

Branding is everything.

Let's take a look
at Dree's website.

Boldly original,

A true reflection
of the artist.

I bet
she paid someone a lot of money to make that

It's, uh, already paid for
from the work I've gotten.

So great.

Let's take a look
at another website.

- Oh, you can look at mine.
- Great.

Janet Kim, photography.

Oh, Janet,
this is beautiful.

That's not mine.

Well, kudos
to this Janet Kim.

Just go back to the searches,
it should be the next one.

Janet Kim cam,
that's cute.

- Also not me.
- It's a common name.

There it is,
photography by Janet Kim.

Nope, can you try
the next page.

This is a good lesson
in accessibility.

If I had any interest
in Janet's work,

I would have lost it
by now.

- Wow, what a beaut!
- yeah.

And for $200
less than this one.

So you swindle
an honest appliance store.

No, I trick them
into price match.

Their policy,
their problem.

Hi, frank,
what's happening?

- Fraud mostly.
- No.

I get the same dishwasher
for so much less.

- Price match.
- Good.

So, now,
frank stole my cheap one

And I return
the overpriced one.

Okay.

Uh, I think you mean,
"thank you, my handsome husband.

You're just so very smart

"And save us
so much money."

I thank you
when the dishwasher is working.

- It's going
to be working soon. - Then I thank you soon.

- And the kitchen is...
- Upstairs.

Oh, dear. I charge
$8 a stair,

Unless it's a 10-inch stair,
then that's $8.50.

And if there's a ladder,
it's 10 bucks a round.

No ladder.

Still, gonna need
my back girdle.

And, uh, somewhere to change.

Can I help you?

No, I'm just here
to see Kimchee.

I used to work here.

Well, not here
but the old location.

Okay.

Dude! You made it!
Let me get my jacket and we can jet.

Yeah, totally.

...I thought I lost
my mind.

Long story short, Omar,

I and the woman
whose phone you found

Both think
you are "Omar-zing."

well, happy to help.

I came up with
"Omar-zing" by the way.

Yeah, I figured.

- Hey.
- Hey!

Hope you're not here
to spy on us.

"Alert, hide your secrets.
Competitor in the building."

I'm just here
to grab some lunch.

Oh, I don't know
if that's a great idea--

- With Kimchee.
- Oh, right. Good.

So, how are things
with, uh...

- Alejandro? Good, yeah.
- I was talking about your cats.

Oh, they're great.

Crazy as always,
and don't let them near the tuna water.

Cool.

Grand.

Oh, here's something.

There's this guy
at comfy car rental, Dave.

Nice guy,
but he's looking for a change.

- Okay.
- Yeah, he's, uh...

He's smart,
pretty good-looking, takes care of himself,

But he just doesn't
really fit in over there.

Oh, like a Terence.

No! I mean... No.

Um, anyway, he's made
some mistakes

But he's looking
to start fresh,

If that's something
you're open to?

Well, we're kind of
fully staffed right now since the merge, but...

Forward me his resume
and I will definitely think about it.

Great, I love that.

That for Dave.

Oh, look good.

Maybe one day
could be you.

Then that day is today.

What you talking?

This website is belong
to Kim Eiu-Kyung.

Yeah, me.

You are Kim "Janet."

That's my English name.

This is my new
unique Korean name.

It means justice treasure.

- Who gave to you this name?
- I did.

I needed to stand out

'cause my parents gave me
a super boring English name.

Don't blame me.
I wanted to call you Hae-Sun,

But big fight with umma.

She wanted
to call you "Su-Young."

So much yelling,
couldn't agree.

So you settled on Janet?

Just to be safe
for we not give you a name people make fun of.

"Dumb dumb Jung,
"ping pong Jung

Donkey Kong Jung."

We tease him so much.

Well, now I'm Eiu-Kyung,
so, tease away.

- Eiu-Kyung.
- Yeah, Eiu-Kyung.

- Eiu.
- Eiu.

Eiu! Sound like
you're Jewish.

Or creative.

Anyway, my professional name
is now, Eiu-Kyung.

Eiu-Kyung?

Yeah! Her! Me! Us!

Yeah, okay, I go
to return dishwasher.

But you just bought it.

Don't ask
so many questions.

- How was that a question?
- See? Like that.

- Oi!
- Yeah?

Hey!

Hi-ya! Is this
a good time?

It's Shannon, by the way.

Yeah, hey, what's up?

Well, I've been
thinking about... Dave.

- Really?
- Yeah, and we are swamp city over here,

And you're right.
People deserve a second chance.

Absolutely.

So, theoretically,
when do you think Dave can start?

right away.

Great! Then why don't you
tell him to come on in for a meeting,

And we'll see
what we can do.

- Sure thing.
- Ah, but he should know

We're going to give him
a bit of a ribbing

For working
for the competition.

Yeah, I get that,
he probably deserves it.

Thank, Shannon. Bye.

Yes!

Next!

Hi. My name is Mr. Kim.

I come from south Korea
to Canada a long time ago.

My wife and me,
we just struggle everyday--

- You wanna return this?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Can you just
open that for me, please.

Oh, serial number
is not coming up.

Are you sure
you bought it here?

Yeah, my wife
buy from here.

Well, according
to our records,

We never
stocked this unit.

So, I'm afraid
we can't take it back.

What?

This dishwasher
was not bought at this store.

Sorry. Next!

Hey, Stacie.

Can you call
the Parkdale branch

And have them send over
as many mid-sized sedans as they can spare.

- Do you want me
to do that right now? - Yes, now.

We are giving away
full sized sedans at mid-size prices.

It is a bloodbath.

Hey Shannon.

New guy's here.
Ready to crack some skulls.

Great, where's Dave?

Where is he, indeed.

Reporting for duty,
captain.

What?

- I'm Dave.
- How are you Dave?

- We were talking in code.
- What code?

The one where
Dave meant me. I thought you got that.

I did not get that.

Oh!

Can I talk to you
in my office, please?

- Should I come? Can I come?
- No! Call the other branch.

Here you go,
clean snack.

- No egg on fork.
- Oh, yeah.

See? Everything work out.

Frank even give us
a discount on the last four steps

Because he tripped.

Oh, where you going?

Just a couple
of things to do.

Also, sneak attack Janet.

Maybe today is the day
I catch her doing something very bad.

Okay, have fun.

And take your time.

It's kinda funny.

It's not funny.
They never hired you so you've been...

Working from home.
Well, not my home, my sister's home.

Keepin' the muscles loose.

There's no TV,
so you can get a lot done.

I thought you didn't
want to work here because there was no room

For the... Advancement
you were looking for,

- Which hasn't changed.
- I know.

And I'm not looking
for advancement now.

I'm looking for work.

Okay.

I see how maybe I gave you
the idea that there could be some... Advancement,

And maybe I liked
that you showed interest in filling that position.

So, if by position
you mean--

Oh, I don't.
No more kissing the boss.

Right. Right.

And if you can
live with that,

Then maybe
there is a position that would be good

For the both of us.
Uh... Job position.

Thank you.
That would be "ama-zing."

- That's weird.
- Hope it's not a better offer.

It's my dad.

Should you
be eating those?

It's just so good.

- Ciao, Dree.
- Bye.

Oh, and this is
Gerald Tremblay.

And...
Janet, I think you're at the wrong booth.

No, just a bit
of re-branding.

I'm Eiu-Kyung.
It's my Korean name.

- It means buried treasure.
- Justice treasure.

You can see
the full collection on my website.

Very cool, Eiu-Kyung.

Yeah, this looks great, eiu.

It's pronounced
eiu with an "o."

It's spelled like this.

Oh!

But it's pronounced eiu.

No, I mean,
"oh, the card is different from the poster."

And they're
both different than the website.

The website
is the right one.

Such a unique name!

And... So hard to remember.

- Are those cookies?
- Yes, but they're mine.

- Appa.
- Huh?

- Jung.
- I, uh, got your text.

- Obviously.
- Good.

I have a job for you.

Look, I don't know
what Janet told you

But it was just
a little blip, okay?

I got my job back.
Things are good.

- You lose your job?
- No!

Working at handy... Still.

- Why did you text me?
- Have a surprise for umma.

Am I coming with you?

Hi, Janet.

Umma, what are you
doing here?

What is this white powder?

It's sweetener
from bulk boutique.

Oh. Have a nice day.

- Can you please call
before you come over? - No.

Eiu-Kyung.

- Her work is not very good.
- They're mine.

Then why is it Eiu-Kyung?

Because there's a million
"Janet Kims" out there.

My name sucks.

What are you talking?
Janet is a beautiful name.

I choose.

Well, I wish you chose
something more interesting.

Janet... We choose
your name for special reason.

When we first starting store,

There was old lady,
regular customer.

She help me with English,
babysit Jung and always bring banana bread.

Maybe too much.

And I always think,

"oh, she is an angel
god sent to us, to help."

And that's why
we name you Janet.

So, was her name Janet?

- Yeah. I didn't say that?
- No.

Oh, her name,
it was Janet

And that's why
we name you Janet.

That's kinda sweet.

- Thanks, umma.
- Aw.

Yeah, she was
very kind lady,

And her kind spirit
live in you.

- She died?
- Yeah. I didn't say that?

- No.
- Aw, yeah.

Still, very nice story.

All right,
all right, all right.

Watch finger.
Watch finger. Watch finger!

Ah!

Okay. Good. Good.

Okay, so now we just...

Wait, is that
the same dishwasher?

Okay, what happened is

Umma buy that one. Hmm.

But I make a fake ad
for doing price match.

And it work.
Can you believe?

But then frank,
he made a big mix-up.

And I take wrong one
to right store.

They check serial number
on the door but it's not from that store.

So, now we take
this dishwasher out,

Put this one in,

Take the right one
back to store.

They scan,
full refund. Genius.

Okay.

Or we could just switch
the dishwasher doors.

Then you still get
a full refund.

Mmm, yeah.

That's a good idea, too.

All right, let's get
to work.

- What you doing?
- Oh!

You back already.

Why is there two dishwasher

And their both doors
broken off?

That would be my idea.
Found it.

- Jung?
- yeah.

He is helping me.

Yeah, appa wanted
to surprise you

By installing
the cheaper dishwasher.

And Jung come over
and help move.

Yeah, appa did
most of the lifting.

But then Jung come up
with the best idea.

Switch the doors
so you can return the more expensive one.

That's where
the barcode is.

But before we know,

So many wires
all over and, uh...

Who would've thought
the door was the brains of the operation.

So, both dishwasher
is broken now?

But we are
working together,

Father and the son.

Mmm.

Are those happy tears
or sad tears?

I don't know.

I want our family together...

But I also want
a working dishwasher.

But if you
have to choose...

oh! Oh!

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