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[Vic] Previously on
Doom Patrol...
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[Von Fuchs] Mr. Morden.
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Yes. Yes, you must be
Sturmbanhfuhrer Von Fuchs.
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You've slipped through
my fingers for the last time.
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It's the Chief!
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[Rita] Look, it's all going
to be fine.
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Chief disappears all the time.
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[Cliff]
Into a fucking hole?
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This is what the world looks like
when we try to live in it.
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Where are you going?
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We're not heroes.
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[Cliff] So that's it?
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I'm going this alone.
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Did you see anything useful?
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[Cliff] Yes, damn it!
The donkey!
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What's the donkey
got to do with it?
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[Cliff] That's what I'm
trying to figure out, asshole!
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The donkey is a door?
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We're going in!
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[both yelling]
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The worst thing
about not knowing your own past...
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-[screaming]
-...is that you're doomed
to repeat it.
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[Cliff]
Any sign of the Chief?
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We know he's alive.
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I'm staying here
until I find Niles Caulder.
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Like hell you are.
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[punk rock music playing]
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[man] Just go away!
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[mob clamoring]
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[man] We don't want you here!
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We don't care
about the Chief!
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[mob shouting]
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[man 2]
You fucked up our town!
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[indistinct shouting]
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-[man 1] Get out of here.
-[man 2] Goddamn bitch.
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-[stapler clicks]
-[man 2 grunts]
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[laughing]
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[laughing echoes]
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[Vic's mother]
Just three weeks, Victor.
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[Vic] Making me sit out
hurts the whole team.
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They shouldn't have to suffer
for my mistake.
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-Your father and I
already discussed it.
-What?
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Why do you think
you only got three weeks?
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Your father wanted you to sit out
for the rest of the season.
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So you should be kissing
my behind right about now.
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You're the one who told me
I should be spending more
time with my friends.
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Not at the expense
of your grades.
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Look, I know this seems
like the end of the world.
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But in ten years from now
you won't even remember
this happened.
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This is bullshit!
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[breathes heavily]
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Grid, show me security footage
of Mom's lab five years ago,
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June 13th, 6:37 p.m.
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[gasps softly]
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Grid, authenticate footage.
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It hasn't been tampered with
or edited?
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Cute.
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What have you got?
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[Cliff] I think Chief
might be a hoarder.
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And a diabetic.
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I've been trying to get
Chief to organize this
dungeon for years.
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How are we supposed to find
anything about this
Nobody person in here?
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Or where he may have
taken the Chief.
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There's no rhyme or reason
to any of it.
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Oh, my God.
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[Cliff] What?
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I found something.
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Oh, look,
that fucking donkey!
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What's up?
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We need to gather everyone
for a briefing.
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-A what?
-A briefing.
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It's a meeting
where intel is disseminated.
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Right. Sure.
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"Disseminated."
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Just go get everyone.
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[gasping]
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This is your response
because I wanted
some ground rules?
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[Larry] Did you
pressure-check the APUs?
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[John] I did.
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What about the dive brakes?
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Oh, my God.
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I'd forgotten. [chuckles]
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Relax.
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This time tomorrow night
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-you'll be the fastest
pilot on Earth.
-Hmm.
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But right now,
you're mine.
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[Larry sighs]
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-John.
-Hey. Hey.
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This is the one hour a week
I get with you.
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There's just a lot
riding on tomorrow.
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If all goes well,
I'm on the next
Mercury mission.
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That's right.
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You become a poster child
for a country who hates you.
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Nobody hates me.
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No.
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Not all-American airman
Larry Trainor, no,
everybody loves him.
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Am I missing something?
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I mean, you know that
I've had my eye on Mercury.
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All of a sudden
it's a problem for you?
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[John sighs]
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I put in
for a discharge, Larry.
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What?
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[scoffs]
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I'm done tip-toeing around
these narrow-minded meatheads
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who'd sooner kick my ass
than look at me if they knew
who I really was.
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-I'm out.
-Are you serious?
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Come with me.
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-Oh, my God.
-[chuckles]
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Make your flight tomorrow,
then we'll leave.
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We'd make a killing
in the private sector.
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You're a selfish prick.
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I'm selfish?
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You couldn't wait 12 lousy
hours to unburden yourself?
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You had to drop all this
on me tonight?
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Oh, right. How dare I have
feelings that interfere
with your needs?
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Well, the next time
you wanna talk to me
about me,
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have the balls
to come out and say it.
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I'm not the fucking
coward here, Larry.
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Go to hell, John.
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Don't you get it?
I have no say in
our relationship, Larry.
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It's always about you.
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Your career, your family.
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Right, because I'm the one
who actually has
something to lose.
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Fuck you.
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Hey, John.
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John, hey, hey, come on.
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I'm sorry, all right?
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Look, we'll work this out.
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I promise you, just...
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Can you give me a minute
to think about this?
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At least until after tomorrow.
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It's our big day.
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Fine.
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I'm going.
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No matter what you decide.
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Morning, dipshit.
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[Vic]
Here's what we know.
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Mr. Nobody's real name
is Eric Morden.
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He was a member of
the Brotherhood of Evil,
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supervillain team
from the 1930s.
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What exactly are
we doing here?
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It's, uh, a briefing.
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-A what?
-I'm not doing this again.
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Are we really the best people
to hunt a super villain?
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Morden disappeared while
traveling through
South America in the 1940s.
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This photo
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places our donkey friend
in Paraguay in 1948.
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Something happened down there.
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Something important enough
that the Chief kept this photo.
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Do you have a photo printer
in there somewhere?
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-No.
-Then where did the photos
come out from?
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-I said no.
-Is it your butt?
I bet it's his butt.
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All right, say we go
to Paraguay, then what?
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Where do you get toner
for your butt printer?
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-Who died and made you
team leader?
-Everyone, just shut up.
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Chief saved all your lives.
You owe it to him
to keep looking.
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Are you the best people
for the job?
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Hell, no.
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But we're all he's got.
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Someone else wanna take charge,
be my guest.
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Your first job,
get us to Paraguay.
Any ideas?
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No?
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How does a private jet sound?
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[line ringing]
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[Silas] Everything all right?
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All good.
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I need the jet gassed
and ready to fly in an hour.
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Are you ready to come home?
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[scoffs]
Not until I find Niles,
I told you.
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Well, I think it's very brave
of you to try to strike out
on your own like this.
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I should get going,
lots to do before take off.
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But being your own man
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means making your own way.
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You don't want to
give me the jet.
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Fine, I'll charter one.
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I'm not making myself clear.
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This mission you're on
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is your mission,
not S.T.A.R. Labs'.
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You're gonna have to
gather your own resources
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and that means
no S.T.A.R. credit cards
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or corporate
account privileges.
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I'm asking you
for help here.
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-Can't you just help me?
-You're a smart man, Vic.
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I'm sure you'll figure
something out.
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[sighs]
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[Rita sighs]
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[vehicle approaches, honking]
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Please, tell me, this is
our ride to the airport.
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Change of plan, hop on.
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You seriously want us
to drive to Paraguay?
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-[Larry] Which takes a week.
-[Vic] No,
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it does not take a week.
[scoffs]
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[Rita] Okay.
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It takes two.
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-It's this left, here.
-Larry, I know where I'm going.
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[Larry] Where's the map?
Where's the map?
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[Jane] Rita, the map!
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[Vic] Guys,
I know where I'm going.
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[Cliff] You know what
wins championships?
Extra absorbent diapers.
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Hey, grandma,
grandma's in town,
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[clears throat]
I am obeying the law.
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Could you drive
just a little faster?
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Just a little bit faster.
Come on.
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You just turn right
over there...
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-[exclaims] What are you doing?
-[cars honking]
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[all yelling indistinctly]
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-[horn honking]
-[Larry] Pedal on the right.
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I'm gonna kill myself!
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00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,763
[Cliff laughs] Don't do it.
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-[Larry] Jane, Jane!
-[Vic] Hey!
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[Cliff] She's doing it!
Oh, shit!
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[Larry] Hey,
can you hear me?
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That stunt you pulled
in the Chief's lab,
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completely uncalled-for.
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00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,524
Now, I admit my note
may have been terse.
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00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:10,227
But endangering my life?
I'm well within my rights
to set boundaries.
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It's my body,
I call the shots, not you.
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You're just
a goddamn hitchhiker.
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You're a soul-sucking parasite.
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[grunts]
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[tires screeching]
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[grunts]
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[Jane] Whoa, whoa!
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What the hell's
wrong with you?
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[Cliff] What the fuck happened?
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All good.
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We're all good.
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[Vic] What did you do, Larry?
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I didn't do anything,
it was him.
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-It.
-Well, could you tell him
to undo it?
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Look, we're not exactly
on speaking terms
at the moment.
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Point of fact, I think he may
be trying to kill me.
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That would've been
useful information to have
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before we let you drive.
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Don't yell at him,
it's not his fault
he has no control
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-over that thing.
-Yes, I do.
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I will, uh...
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I'll get it under control.
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Impressive leadership skills
there, Batman,
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way to rally the team.
Justice League 2020.
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00:14:21,499 --> 00:14:24,198
[wheels squeaking]
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00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:36,047
Great news,
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they had one room left.
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[slow jazz music playing]
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[sighs]
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[door opens]
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Hey...
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You didn't have
to wait up.
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Everything will be fine
tomorrow.
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00:15:03,374 --> 00:15:06,878
I promise.
251
00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:09,813
What about
the day after that?
252
00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:13,217
It will also be fine.
253
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:17,788
It's always a promise,
isn't it?
254
00:15:17,822 --> 00:15:20,958
It's late.
255
00:15:20,991 --> 00:15:24,427
And you got a big day
tomorrow, I am well aware.
256
00:15:24,461 --> 00:15:25,663
I'm going to bed.
257
00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,030
You comin'?
258
00:15:27,065 --> 00:15:30,835
You promised things
would change after
we moved here.
259
00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:33,171
You said there'd be no more...
260
00:15:33,203 --> 00:15:37,307
late night beers
with the guys.
261
00:15:37,341 --> 00:15:39,144
And I meant it.
262
00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:41,111
All right?
Just let me get
through tomorrow--
263
00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:43,780
You said the same thing
when we moved to Ellsworth.
264
00:15:43,815 --> 00:15:45,682
And Charleston.
265
00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:49,352
Why should here be
any different?
266
00:15:49,385 --> 00:15:53,557
Because I'm telling you.
267
00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:57,160
Maybe this is all my fault.
268
00:15:57,193 --> 00:15:59,730
No.
269
00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:04,563
You haven't done
anything wrong.
270
00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:13,755
I keep waiting
for you to change.
271
00:16:17,682 --> 00:16:22,682
Maybe I'm the one
who needs to make some changes.
272
00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:28,759
I'm really scared, Sheryl.
273
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:32,562
I know it's not
a very tough thing to say,
but it's how I feel.
274
00:16:32,596 --> 00:16:34,164
I could die tomorrow
275
00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:35,634
and the only thing keeping me
276
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:40,667
from losing my mind
is thinking about you
and the kids.
277
00:16:41,806 --> 00:16:44,442
Hey.
278
00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:48,245
Come here.
279
00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:52,884
I can't do this without you.
280
00:16:52,917 --> 00:16:55,318
Let's go to bed.
281
00:16:55,351 --> 00:16:57,902
I'll be right in.
282
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,502
[coins clinking]
283
00:17:12,536 --> 00:17:14,538
[vending machine beeps]
284
00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:17,576
[object rattling]
285
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:20,746
There's something
I've been wanting
to ask you about.
286
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:25,415
I'm curious how you managed
to keep all of your...
287
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:27,852
people in line.
288
00:17:27,884 --> 00:17:29,653
They're not "my" people,
289
00:17:29,686 --> 00:17:31,388
I don't control them.
290
00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:35,226
I respect them
and their right to exist.
291
00:17:35,259 --> 00:17:38,096
Maybe if you weren't
such an OCD,
alpha douche-waffle,
292
00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:43,128
the negative spirit
wouldn't treat you like one.
293
00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:54,641
[indistinct chatter on TV]
294
00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:59,717
-[man on TV]
...really be scared.
-[woman]Johnny...
295
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,118
[man] I'm still afraid.
296
00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:03,086
[woman] Stop it now,
I mean it.
297
00:18:03,121 --> 00:18:05,390
[man] They're coming
to get you, Barbara.
298
00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:10,423
They're coming for you,
Barbara.
299
00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:35,220
[cat meowing]
300
00:18:35,252 --> 00:18:38,021
Oh, hey there, little fella.
301
00:18:38,056 --> 00:18:39,257
Cute.
302
00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:44,289
I'll bet you're
real fuzzy, too,
aren't you?
303
00:18:46,163 --> 00:18:47,932
This is ridiculous, Rita.
304
00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:49,534
Even for you.
305
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,502
-Anybody seen the bus keys?
-[Rita] Can't a lady
floss in peace?
306
00:18:51,536 --> 00:18:53,471
-[Cliff] Where'd you leave 'em?
-[Larry] For 45 minutes?
307
00:18:53,505 --> 00:18:54,971
Right here.
Now they're gone.
308
00:18:55,006 --> 00:18:56,907
That's real irresponsible, Vic.
309
00:18:56,941 --> 00:18:59,411
I bet Aquaman
never loses his keys.
310
00:18:59,443 --> 00:19:01,778
Two more minutes, Rita,
then I'm taking it off
the hinges.
311
00:19:01,811 --> 00:19:05,316
[Rita] Don't you dare.
312
00:19:05,349 --> 00:19:09,119
[exhales] The person
who is breathing is me.
313
00:19:09,153 --> 00:19:13,990
[inhales] The person
who is breathing is me.
314
00:19:14,025 --> 00:19:17,060
The person
who is breathing is me.
315
00:19:17,095 --> 00:19:18,662
[Rita] Shit!
316
00:19:18,695 --> 00:19:21,465
We ready?
317
00:19:21,499 --> 00:19:23,535
-What's going on?
-Rita won't come out
of the bathroom.
318
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:26,938
-Someone's taken the bus keys.
-Maybe a super villain
took the bus keys.
319
00:19:26,971 --> 00:19:28,005
Give him the keys, Cliff.
320
00:19:28,038 --> 00:19:30,840
I didn't take the keys.
321
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:33,211
Oh, these keys!
322
00:19:33,243 --> 00:19:35,179
[chuckles] Whoops.
323
00:19:35,212 --> 00:19:36,948
-[knocking at door]
-[Jane] Rita, honey.
324
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,883
It's Jane.
325
00:19:38,915 --> 00:19:41,051
I got you a vanilla latte.
326
00:19:41,085 --> 00:19:42,353
Also, get the fuck
out of there
327
00:19:42,386 --> 00:19:44,355
before I rip
your fuckin' face off!
328
00:19:44,388 --> 00:19:49,388
I'm sorry if my morning
ablutions are inconvenient
for you.
329
00:19:49,928 --> 00:19:52,997
[sighs] Maybe you should
leave without me if you're
in such a big hurry.
330
00:19:53,029 --> 00:19:54,164
You heard the lady.
331
00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:56,000
We'll swing by on the way back.
332
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:58,537
No, we do not leave
people behind.
333
00:19:58,569 --> 00:20:01,771
We don't force people
to do shit they ain't up to.
334
00:20:01,806 --> 00:20:02,973
She'll be fine, Vic.
335
00:20:03,007 --> 00:20:04,575
Unbelievable.
336
00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:08,778
[as Flit] So boring.
337
00:20:08,813 --> 00:20:10,981
Ready.
338
00:20:11,015 --> 00:20:12,065
[sighs]
339
00:20:16,354 --> 00:20:18,088
[Cliff] Hey, we're here!
340
00:20:18,122 --> 00:20:19,391
Yeah.
341
00:20:19,423 --> 00:20:23,394
-How did we get here?
-Flit got tired of waiting.
342
00:20:23,428 --> 00:20:25,596
[Larry]
You could've teleported us?
343
00:20:25,628 --> 00:20:26,663
All along?
344
00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:28,232
It was Flit.
345
00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:31,269
And Flit does what
she wants when she wants.
346
00:20:31,269 --> 00:20:32,737
Just like your little
friend in there.
347
00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:34,940
[Larry] Well, why didn't Flit
wanna bring Vic?
348
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,776
Also known as the
one person who knows
what he's doing.
349
00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:40,978
We don't need that
bite-in-the-ass cramping
our style
350
00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,681
with all his briefings
and bullshit.
351
00:20:42,713 --> 00:20:45,650
[Larry] And years of practical
crime fighting experience,
352
00:20:45,683 --> 00:20:48,719
but by all means, Cliff,
take the lead.
353
00:20:48,752 --> 00:20:50,121
We know Morden
354
00:20:50,153 --> 00:20:53,557
and the donkey were both
here in 1948.
355
00:20:53,592 --> 00:20:55,625
-[Larry] Uh-huh.
-[stapler clicking]
356
00:20:55,659 --> 00:20:57,862
And...
357
00:20:57,894 --> 00:20:59,630
Oh, this is good.
358
00:20:59,663 --> 00:21:01,231
Getting it done.
359
00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:03,215
[Larry sighs]
360
00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:08,438
Hey.
361
00:21:12,943 --> 00:21:15,946
Hey, yourself.
362
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:20,785
Bus will be here any minute.
363
00:21:20,817 --> 00:21:22,653
[man chortles]
364
00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:24,655
[laughs] I'm sorry.
365
00:21:24,689 --> 00:21:28,125
It's my first time,
you can probably tell.
366
00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:29,859
[Cliff] No sweat.
367
00:21:29,894 --> 00:21:31,595
Us, too.
368
00:21:31,628 --> 00:21:33,730
Really?
369
00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:37,434
What are you getting?
370
00:21:37,469 --> 00:21:40,203
Yeah, not sure,
how about you?
371
00:21:40,238 --> 00:21:43,074
Well, I was saving up
for the Morden.
372
00:21:43,106 --> 00:21:47,278
But I just couldn't wait!
373
00:21:47,311 --> 00:21:48,612
[Larry] The Morden?
374
00:21:48,645 --> 00:21:49,996
Uh, yeah.
375
00:21:53,683 --> 00:21:55,486
[driller whirring]
376
00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:58,923
Hey, hey.
377
00:21:58,955 --> 00:22:00,758
Ain't you Cyborg?
378
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:02,359
How you doing, sir?
379
00:22:02,393 --> 00:22:04,394
Man, what's Batman really like?
380
00:22:04,429 --> 00:22:06,163
I wouldn't know,
never met the guy.
381
00:22:06,196 --> 00:22:08,231
Shit, really?
382
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:10,134
Hey, ain't you in
the Justice League?
383
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:12,036
Sir.
384
00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:13,872
I really need to get
this bus fixed.
385
00:22:13,904 --> 00:22:16,840
Hey, no problem, Bob-lem.
Hey, name's Ring-Ding.
386
00:22:16,874 --> 00:22:18,108
Copy that.
387
00:22:18,142 --> 00:22:19,510
I thought you had a jet.
388
00:22:19,544 --> 00:22:21,244
[groans] Damn it! Just...
389
00:22:21,278 --> 00:22:26,217
-Say, "Super Friends."
-[camera shutter clicking]
390
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,419
So, bandages.
391
00:22:28,452 --> 00:22:30,121
What are you here for?
Touch up?
392
00:22:30,153 --> 00:22:31,989
Something like that.
393
00:22:32,022 --> 00:22:35,726
Steve.
394
00:22:35,759 --> 00:22:37,662
I'm Jane.
395
00:22:37,695 --> 00:22:41,065
That's Tarzan and our
metal friend here is Cheetah.
396
00:22:41,097 --> 00:22:43,267
[chuckles] Really?
397
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,102
Uh-huh.
398
00:22:45,135 --> 00:22:47,837
You said you wanted
the Morden?
399
00:22:47,872 --> 00:22:49,074
What's that?
400
00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:54,106
I don't know,
but it's supposed to
be frickin' amazing.
401
00:22:54,178 --> 00:22:56,213
I mean,
Mr. Nobody, right?
402
00:22:56,247 --> 00:22:58,148
But who has
those kind of ducats?
403
00:22:58,182 --> 00:22:59,584
So...
404
00:22:59,616 --> 00:23:02,853
I'm getting
magnet feet instead.
405
00:23:02,886 --> 00:23:05,088
Why?
406
00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:08,893
So I can walk up walls.
407
00:23:08,925 --> 00:23:10,428
Ah.
408
00:23:10,461 --> 00:23:11,994
-[bus approaching]
-Oh, my God, it's here.
409
00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:13,998
Oh, thank fuck.
410
00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:18,681
[yodeling music playing on bus]
411
00:23:33,049 --> 00:23:35,553
Welcome to Fuchtopia.
412
00:23:35,586 --> 00:23:38,990
-Fuck-topia?
-Fuchtopia.
413
00:23:39,022 --> 00:23:40,057
-Spell it.
-We're fine.
414
00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:41,291
This way, please.
415
00:23:41,326 --> 00:23:44,060
The orientation
is about to begin.
416
00:23:44,095 --> 00:23:45,894
Orientation?
417
00:23:51,201 --> 00:23:52,737
[comical music playing]
418
00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:57,407
-[Cliff] The fuck?
-[Jane] Shh.
419
00:23:57,442 --> 00:24:00,345
Hello. Ich bin
Heinrich Von Fuchs,
420
00:24:00,377 --> 00:24:02,948
and I'd like to welcome you
to Fuchtopia,
421
00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:07,019
where great men and women
are made greater.
422
00:24:07,051 --> 00:24:09,887
Before you embark upon
your life-altering journey,
423
00:24:09,921 --> 00:24:13,391
permit me to regale you
with my own story.
424
00:24:13,423 --> 00:24:16,094
It begins with a boy
in Bavaria
425
00:24:16,127 --> 00:24:21,065
who dreamt of expanding
the capabilities of
the human body.
426
00:24:21,097 --> 00:24:22,500
As a young doctor,
427
00:24:22,534 --> 00:24:26,203
I tried to implement
some of my unique ideas.
428
00:24:26,237 --> 00:24:27,770
They called me a monster.
429
00:24:27,805 --> 00:24:29,073
No.
430
00:24:29,105 --> 00:24:32,042
-A psychopath.
-They didn't.
431
00:24:32,076 --> 00:24:33,811
But then, the war broke out.
432
00:24:33,845 --> 00:24:38,682
-[bomb whooshing]
-[explosion]
433
00:24:38,717 --> 00:24:43,153
-Oh.
-And suddenly, my ideas
didn't seem so funny anymore.
434
00:24:43,186 --> 00:24:46,190
Not in the brochure,
but okay.
435
00:24:46,190 --> 00:24:47,157
[Larry] What?
436
00:24:47,157 --> 00:24:50,758
[man shouting in German]
437
00:24:55,834 --> 00:25:00,183
[crowd cheering on recording]
438
00:25:01,705 --> 00:25:04,343
Oh, good, keeping up
your strength.
439
00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:07,310
You'll need it for when
you continue to do
absolutely nothing.
440
00:25:07,345 --> 00:25:09,413
A body has to eat, Victor.
441
00:25:09,446 --> 00:25:12,349
Low blood sugar tends
to make one grumpy.
442
00:25:12,383 --> 00:25:14,519
Do you even care about
finding the Chief?
443
00:25:14,551 --> 00:25:15,854
Of course I do.
444
00:25:15,886 --> 00:25:18,288
Then act like it. Get up
off your ass and do something.
445
00:25:18,321 --> 00:25:19,691
Like what?
446
00:25:19,723 --> 00:25:22,126
What is it that I can do
that will change our situation?
447
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,596
Face it, Victor,
Paraguay is not happening
for us.
448
00:25:24,628 --> 00:25:28,633
All we can do is wait here
for the others to come back.
449
00:25:28,665 --> 00:25:31,102
I was wrong about you.
450
00:25:31,134 --> 00:25:33,336
You're not a star.
451
00:25:33,371 --> 00:25:34,838
You're a chickenshit.
452
00:25:34,873 --> 00:25:36,907
You've been dragging
your feet ever since we left.
453
00:25:36,942 --> 00:25:41,479
Why didn't you just
stay in Ohio?
454
00:25:41,511 --> 00:25:44,249
[sighs] You're right.
455
00:25:44,282 --> 00:25:47,417
I am afraid to look
for Niles. At least
I can admit it.
456
00:25:47,451 --> 00:25:50,255
-I'm not afraid.
-You're a hero.
457
00:25:50,288 --> 00:25:53,190
You could've done
this whole caper on your own,
but you need us
458
00:25:53,223 --> 00:25:54,758
to come along for what?
459
00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:56,461
Company?
460
00:25:56,493 --> 00:25:57,761
[scoffs]
461
00:25:57,796 --> 00:26:02,796
Face it, Victor.
You're as afraid
as the rest of us.
462
00:26:05,936 --> 00:26:09,140
After the war, I relocated
to Paraguay,
463
00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,141
for health reasons.
464
00:26:10,142 --> 00:26:12,777
There I continued
my groundbreaking research
465
00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:17,749
into imbuing the human body
with metaphysical abilities.
466
00:26:17,781 --> 00:26:22,487
You've no doubt heard
of my most infamous client...
467
00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:24,319
Eric Morden.
468
00:26:28,727 --> 00:26:33,064
Whose procedure in
my finest invention was
going exactly to specification
469
00:26:33,097 --> 00:26:38,097
until fate brought
a scoundrel to my door.
470
00:26:40,371 --> 00:26:41,872
-Is that the Chief?
-That's the Chief.
471
00:26:41,905 --> 00:26:43,641
[shushing]
472
00:26:43,674 --> 00:26:46,525
[indistinct voices]
473
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,923
[puppet] The despicable fiend
escaped with something
of great value to me.
474
00:26:58,957 --> 00:27:01,960
But he failed to thwart
my anatomical revolution,
475
00:27:01,992 --> 00:27:06,992
my greatest achievement,
my Mr. Nobody.
476
00:27:08,164 --> 00:27:12,065
[triumphant music playing]
477
00:27:14,571 --> 00:27:16,208
So beautiful.
478
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,711
Today, my descendants
continue my legacy of making
great men greater,
479
00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:23,346
here at Fuchtopia.
480
00:27:23,381 --> 00:27:25,682
We have a power
to suit every need.
481
00:27:25,717 --> 00:27:28,419
You can start small
with flight or super strength,
482
00:27:28,452 --> 00:27:29,854
or select
our top tier options,
483
00:27:29,887 --> 00:27:32,490
the Morden, which draws
metahuman powers
484
00:27:32,522 --> 00:27:33,758
from other dimensions.
485
00:27:33,791 --> 00:27:36,728
Consultants are standing by
to assist you.
486
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:41,030
Sadly, we no longer
accept Groupons.
487
00:27:41,065 --> 00:27:42,714
[whistling]
488
00:27:46,904 --> 00:27:48,204
[Cliff] I don't know
about you guys,
489
00:27:48,205 --> 00:27:50,875
but I don't need upgrades
from a Nazi fuckhead,
490
00:27:50,909 --> 00:27:52,644
so let's just
shag ass out of here.
491
00:27:52,678 --> 00:27:57,678
Not yet. We know the Chief
was here when Mr. Nobody
Mr. Nobodied.
492
00:27:57,714 --> 00:27:58,983
We need to find out why.
493
00:27:59,017 --> 00:28:02,353
All three of you
will be opting
for the upgrades?
494
00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:05,490
-That's exciting.
-Uh, yeah.
495
00:28:05,522 --> 00:28:07,659
-Can't wait.
-[Larry] The Morden procedure,
496
00:28:07,692 --> 00:28:09,794
what does it do exactly?
497
00:28:09,827 --> 00:28:12,998
It embodies Von Fuchs'
deepest wish,
498
00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:16,000
to make any man a better man.
499
00:28:16,034 --> 00:28:20,704
This inter-dimensional chamber,
it can do that?
500
00:28:20,738 --> 00:28:22,205
-[machine buzzes]
-[automated voice] Nein.
501
00:28:22,239 --> 00:28:24,509
Oh. [clicks tongue]
502
00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:28,077
Do you have an alternative
form of payment?
503
00:28:28,112 --> 00:28:29,311
Mmm-hmm.
504
00:28:35,619 --> 00:28:37,555
Yeah.
505
00:28:37,587 --> 00:28:38,955
Oh...
506
00:28:38,989 --> 00:28:40,025
Okay.
507
00:28:40,057 --> 00:28:44,407
We are incredibly proud of...
508
00:28:47,532 --> 00:28:52,532
It seems you gentlemen
are having a small
payment issue.
509
00:28:54,972 --> 00:28:58,722
Let me see if I can help.
510
00:29:00,878 --> 00:29:03,013
-[machine buzzes]
-[automated voice] Nein.
511
00:29:03,048 --> 00:29:06,884
I'm afraid I'm going to have
to ask you and your friends
512
00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:10,287
to leave the premises
immediately.
513
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,192
[stammers] Okay, wait. Um...
514
00:29:14,226 --> 00:29:17,461
Your brochure says you have
28 superpowers to choose from.
515
00:29:17,496 --> 00:29:21,432
I've got 64 personalities,
each with their own superpower.
516
00:29:21,464 --> 00:29:23,734
You hook up me and my friends,
517
00:29:23,768 --> 00:29:25,403
I'll give you some of my blood.
518
00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:28,538
You can use that DNA to...
519
00:29:28,573 --> 00:29:30,875
do whatever the hell you do.
520
00:29:30,909 --> 00:29:33,909
[Jane clears throat]
521
00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:38,882
One moment, please.
522
00:29:38,915 --> 00:29:42,186
Mmm.
523
00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:45,257
Wait, what can you people do
for, say, a guy like me?
524
00:29:45,289 --> 00:29:48,893
That depends on what you mean
by someone like you.
525
00:29:48,926 --> 00:29:51,962
Uh, well, I'm a brain
in a can. There's that.
526
00:29:51,996 --> 00:29:56,101
And... [laughs] Look at me.
I'm not exactly a...
527
00:29:56,134 --> 00:30:00,538
Uh, you know,
I don't exactly just...
[sighs]
528
00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:02,472
I just don't feel.
529
00:30:02,507 --> 00:30:05,542
Comfortable in your own skin?
530
00:30:05,576 --> 00:30:06,711
I don't feel anything.
531
00:30:06,743 --> 00:30:09,614
You must feel something.
532
00:30:09,646 --> 00:30:12,482
Something missing.
533
00:30:12,517 --> 00:30:15,185
That's why you're here.
534
00:30:15,219 --> 00:30:16,221
It's okay.
535
00:30:16,253 --> 00:30:21,253
We are all missing
something, aren't we?
536
00:30:22,292 --> 00:30:24,194
[yodeling music plays]
537
00:30:24,228 --> 00:30:26,865
Follow me, please.
538
00:30:26,897 --> 00:30:29,448
So we got a deal?
539
00:30:34,305 --> 00:30:35,305
Okay.
540
00:30:41,945 --> 00:30:44,195
[door creaking]
541
00:31:05,201 --> 00:31:07,602
[Larry grunting]
542
00:31:10,307 --> 00:31:12,242
Nurse, can we put back
on standby?
543
00:31:12,276 --> 00:31:13,510
[nurse] Yes, sir.
544
00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,278
[Larry breathes heavily]
545
00:31:15,311 --> 00:31:16,547
[doctor] Jesus.
546
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,416
Let's do an exploratory
laparotomy
547
00:31:18,416 --> 00:31:23,386
to find and control
the source of the hemorrhage.
548
00:31:23,421 --> 00:31:25,820
[alarm sounding]
549
00:31:28,826 --> 00:31:32,125
[Larry groans, winces]
550
00:31:34,832 --> 00:31:37,667
[panting]
551
00:31:37,701 --> 00:31:39,436
[groaning]
552
00:31:39,470 --> 00:31:42,470
[objects clattering]
553
00:31:48,746 --> 00:31:50,395
Oh, my God.
554
00:32:01,826 --> 00:32:03,827
[indistinct chatter]
555
00:32:03,861 --> 00:32:05,663
-[Geiger counter clicking]
-[man 1] No movement.
556
00:32:05,695 --> 00:32:07,398
[man 2] Sir, there he is.
557
00:32:07,432 --> 00:32:09,733
[man 1] Captain Trainor,
stay where you are.
558
00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:12,403
Your radiation levels
are off the charts.
559
00:32:12,436 --> 00:32:15,172
You're a danger
to everyone around you.
560
00:32:15,204 --> 00:32:18,742
Do not move!
561
00:32:18,776 --> 00:32:21,711
[over speakers]
Larry, it's Sheryl.
562
00:32:21,746 --> 00:32:23,981
Hey.
563
00:32:24,015 --> 00:32:27,785
Oh, it's so good to hear
your voice, baby.
564
00:32:27,818 --> 00:32:29,253
Are you okay?
565
00:32:29,287 --> 00:32:30,821
How are the boys,
are they with you?
566
00:32:30,855 --> 00:32:33,258
No, I didn't bring them.
567
00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:37,028
[clears throat]
I sent them to stay
with my folks.
568
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:41,560
Oh. That makes sense,
I guess.
569
00:32:42,232 --> 00:32:45,002
It's better to keep them
away from all this for now.
570
00:32:45,036 --> 00:32:50,036
I told them that Daddy
had to go away for a while,
571
00:32:50,775 --> 00:32:53,309
and that he might not
be coming back.
572
00:32:53,344 --> 00:32:55,779
You...
573
00:32:55,813 --> 00:32:58,016
Sheryl, listen to me.
574
00:32:58,048 --> 00:33:01,419
Whatever those doctors
told you is bullshit.
575
00:33:01,452 --> 00:33:04,821
I'm gonna get better,
and I'm gonna walk
out of this place, okay?
576
00:33:04,855 --> 00:33:06,857
I promise you.
577
00:33:06,891 --> 00:33:10,161
Just hang on
a little longer for me.
578
00:33:10,194 --> 00:33:13,230
[tearfully] I've been hanging on
a long time now, Larry.
579
00:33:13,263 --> 00:33:16,934
[exhales] I don't think
I can do it anymore.
580
00:33:16,968 --> 00:33:20,204
Sheryl, please.
581
00:33:20,238 --> 00:33:23,040
I know things have been
rough for a while.
582
00:33:23,074 --> 00:33:25,643
Just give me a chance
to fix this, I swear to you...
583
00:33:25,675 --> 00:33:28,846
You can't.
584
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,782
[sighs] I love you, Larry,
585
00:33:31,816 --> 00:33:34,919
but you can't fix this.
586
00:33:34,952 --> 00:33:36,788
You can't fix any of this.
587
00:33:36,820 --> 00:33:39,221
You never could.
588
00:33:43,627 --> 00:33:46,864
I can change.
589
00:33:46,897 --> 00:33:50,134
We shouldn't be afraid
to admit
590
00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:53,037
that we deserve
better than this.
591
00:33:53,070 --> 00:33:54,771
Sheryl, please.
592
00:33:54,806 --> 00:33:56,773
Please don't do this to me.
593
00:33:56,807 --> 00:33:58,977
I'm begging you.
594
00:33:59,009 --> 00:34:03,114
I'm sorry.
595
00:34:03,147 --> 00:34:06,683
I hope that you recover
from this one day, Larry,
596
00:34:06,717 --> 00:34:09,353
and if that happens,
597
00:34:09,387 --> 00:34:13,523
I hope that you find
the love that you deserve.
598
00:34:13,556 --> 00:34:18,394
I really do.
599
00:34:18,429 --> 00:34:20,679
Sheryl.
600
00:34:24,268 --> 00:34:26,838
Sheryl.
601
00:34:26,871 --> 00:34:29,472
Sheryl.
602
00:34:29,507 --> 00:34:30,556
Sheryl!
603
00:34:36,313 --> 00:34:39,851
Maybe it's time we see
what better looks like.
604
00:34:39,884 --> 00:34:43,021
[vending machine beeping]
605
00:34:43,054 --> 00:34:45,454
-Dessert?
-Hmph.
606
00:34:58,402 --> 00:35:03,402
Look, I'm sorry I lost it
back there, okay?
607
00:35:07,777 --> 00:35:10,414
You're right. It is over.
608
00:35:10,447 --> 00:35:13,117
This whole thing has
gone to hell.
609
00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:18,150
All because I was trying
to prove myself to my pops.
610
00:35:29,199 --> 00:35:32,570
I'm used to having my dad
get into my head, but...
611
00:35:32,603 --> 00:35:36,574
having that Nobody guy
there, too...
612
00:35:36,608 --> 00:35:40,177
I just don't know
what to believe anymore.
613
00:35:40,210 --> 00:35:43,748
I used to exercise
rigid control over my diet.
614
00:35:43,780 --> 00:35:46,717
But ever since my incident,
615
00:35:46,751 --> 00:35:48,686
keeping my figure takes...
616
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:53,525
Well, let's just say a level
of control beyond Pritikin.
[chuckles]
617
00:35:53,557 --> 00:35:55,760
I've learned to manage
over the years.
618
00:35:55,793 --> 00:35:58,463
But that overblown psychopath
got into my head, too,
619
00:35:58,496 --> 00:36:03,496
and I'm starting
to lose control
all over again.
620
00:36:11,943 --> 00:36:14,077
[Rita sighs]
621
00:36:14,112 --> 00:36:16,512
[trilling]
622
00:36:16,547 --> 00:36:19,483
Hey, Pops.
623
00:36:19,516 --> 00:36:23,121
No. Everything's going great.
624
00:36:23,153 --> 00:36:24,521
Oh. Oh, that's--
625
00:36:24,556 --> 00:36:26,891
No. I know
where the airport is.
626
00:36:26,923 --> 00:36:28,326
I have
privacy mode enabled.
627
00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:30,094
How are you listening?
628
00:36:30,128 --> 00:36:31,730
Daddy dearest
to the rescue?
629
00:36:31,762 --> 00:36:34,664
The Starjet's ready
and waiting if we want it.
630
00:36:34,697 --> 00:36:36,797
Do we want it?
631
00:36:52,617 --> 00:36:57,617
Welcome, Jane.
Pleased to make
your acquaintance.
632
00:37:04,295 --> 00:37:05,862
[metal gears squeaking]
633
00:37:05,896 --> 00:37:10,768
I am Sturmbanhfuhrer Von Fuchs.
634
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,603
Do you like my puppets?
635
00:37:13,637 --> 00:37:17,875
[exhales]
636
00:37:17,909 --> 00:37:21,059
[mechanical whirring]
637
00:37:24,615 --> 00:37:27,786
As a man of science,
please indulge me.
638
00:37:27,818 --> 00:37:32,818
How did you manage
to obtain so many
metahuman abilities?
639
00:37:33,858 --> 00:37:35,559
You want the deal or not?
640
00:37:35,594 --> 00:37:39,063
I would have to meet
another of your personas
641
00:37:39,097 --> 00:37:41,065
and behold their power.
642
00:37:41,099 --> 00:37:44,735
Except it doesn't work
that way.
643
00:37:44,769 --> 00:37:47,704
I don't control them,
they don't control me.
644
00:37:47,704 --> 00:37:48,672
Oh, dear.
645
00:37:48,672 --> 00:37:53,010
I do imagine that must be
ever so tiresome.
646
00:37:53,045 --> 00:37:58,045
Constantly forced to cede
authority to your inner demons.
647
00:37:58,882 --> 00:38:01,085
If necessary,
648
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:04,088
I could assist you with that.
649
00:38:04,121 --> 00:38:06,822
[breathes heavily]
650
00:38:30,181 --> 00:38:33,918
[breathes heavily]
651
00:38:33,951 --> 00:38:35,601
[crackling]
652
00:38:45,862 --> 00:38:49,800
It's over, isn't it?
653
00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:52,235
I'm free.
654
00:38:52,269 --> 00:38:55,340
I'm free.
655
00:38:55,373 --> 00:38:59,210
You could live out your days
with unfettered autonomy.
656
00:38:59,242 --> 00:39:01,847
I could extract the others
and their powers
657
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:06,483
and leave only your
core persona in that body.
658
00:39:06,516 --> 00:39:08,385
Pass.
659
00:39:08,418 --> 00:39:10,954
Tell me, Jane.
660
00:39:10,954 --> 00:39:13,525
Are you not the core persona
661
00:39:13,557 --> 00:39:17,907
inside your little menagerie?
662
00:39:19,163 --> 00:39:21,565
[sinister laugh]
663
00:39:21,599 --> 00:39:23,668
When you get to
wherever the hell
you're going,
664
00:39:23,702 --> 00:39:26,737
send me a postcard,
all right?
665
00:39:26,769 --> 00:39:29,106
[sinister laugh]
666
00:39:29,139 --> 00:39:31,742
What are you doing?
[echoing]
667
00:39:31,775 --> 00:39:33,010
You and me are done.
668
00:39:33,043 --> 00:39:34,711
Move the hell out of my way.
669
00:39:34,744 --> 00:39:37,414
[echoing]
670
00:39:37,447 --> 00:39:39,983
Get the fuck out of my way!
671
00:39:40,016 --> 00:39:42,554
Your core, Jane.
672
00:39:42,586 --> 00:39:45,856
There was some kind
of trauma in her past.
673
00:39:45,889 --> 00:39:47,759
Yeah? When she was young.
674
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:50,829
This caused her mind
to splinter,
675
00:39:50,862 --> 00:39:54,800
allowing you and your
other personas to manifest.
676
00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:58,735
All in order to protect
this innocent little girl.
677
00:39:58,737 --> 00:40:01,438
You want to know how
I got my powers, asshole?
678
00:40:01,472 --> 00:40:04,442
A group of fuckhead scientists
like you
679
00:40:04,476 --> 00:40:06,411
did terrible things
to an innocent girl.
680
00:40:06,443 --> 00:40:09,313
Except, the pursuit
of science
681
00:40:09,347 --> 00:40:10,882
is worth any cost.
682
00:40:10,916 --> 00:40:15,320
The man who
helped me escape
would disagree.
683
00:40:15,353 --> 00:40:19,190
Actually, I think
you may know him.
684
00:40:19,222 --> 00:40:21,322
Niles Caulder.
685
00:40:24,561 --> 00:40:26,297
[Cliff] This is good.
686
00:40:26,331 --> 00:40:30,380
Meaningful silence
is good.
687
00:40:38,943 --> 00:40:40,545
[Jane] You remember Niles,
don't you?
688
00:40:40,577 --> 00:40:43,748
The guy who shot your Nazi ass.
689
00:40:43,782 --> 00:40:46,217
Ten times the scientist
you'll ever be.
690
00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:48,219
Niles Caulder is a fraud
691
00:40:48,251 --> 00:40:51,155
whose intelligence
is devastatingly limited,
692
00:40:51,188 --> 00:40:54,958
whereas my genius
is revolutionary.
693
00:40:54,992 --> 00:40:56,860
[Jane] Mmm.
694
00:40:56,893 --> 00:40:58,463
Is it, though?
695
00:40:58,496 --> 00:41:00,965
A creepy old Nazi shitbag
696
00:41:00,998 --> 00:41:05,998
keeping himself alive
in some janky-ass iron lung...
697
00:41:07,505 --> 00:41:12,376
doesn't feel
super-revolutionary to me.
698
00:41:12,409 --> 00:41:13,610
[laughs]
699
00:41:18,248 --> 00:41:19,449
[laughter echoing]
700
00:41:19,483 --> 00:41:22,853
[electricity crackling]
701
00:41:22,887 --> 00:41:24,121
I don't get it.
702
00:41:24,155 --> 00:41:26,990
We're free from one another.
Why won't you leave me alone?
703
00:41:27,023 --> 00:41:29,427
Leave me alone.
Fuck you.
704
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,809
Fuck you!
705
00:41:40,938 --> 00:41:44,409
Sorry, Cliff, but we
can't allow you to leave.
706
00:41:44,442 --> 00:41:48,079
Please remain where you are.
707
00:41:48,112 --> 00:41:49,813
The fuck?
708
00:41:49,847 --> 00:41:54,818
[all] A friend of Niles Caulder
is an enemy of Von Fuchs.
709
00:41:54,853 --> 00:41:58,389
Von Fuchs is uber.
Von Fuchs is uber.
710
00:41:58,422 --> 00:42:00,759
Von Fuchs is uber!
711
00:42:00,791 --> 00:42:04,461
You and I are not
so different, Jane.
712
00:42:04,494 --> 00:42:08,565
I find myself a little
fragmented, too.
713
00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:12,168
Whereas you are
one of many personalities,
714
00:42:12,202 --> 00:42:13,704
trapped within a single body,
715
00:42:13,737 --> 00:42:17,442
I am a single personality
716
00:42:17,474 --> 00:42:21,375
spread across many bodies.
717
00:42:28,152 --> 00:42:29,186
[laughs]
718
00:42:29,219 --> 00:42:32,489
[grunts]
719
00:42:32,523 --> 00:42:35,972
-[Cliff yells]
-[thuds]
720
00:42:40,063 --> 00:42:44,402
[punk rock music playing]
721
00:42:44,434 --> 00:42:48,871
[bone snaps]
722
00:42:48,905 --> 00:42:50,255
[yelling]
723
00:43:00,985 --> 00:43:05,188
[yells]
724
00:43:05,222 --> 00:43:09,572
[as Silvertongue]
Nazi fucks.
725
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,376
You wanna fuck with me?
726
00:43:25,409 --> 00:43:29,246
You want to fuck with me?
727
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,516
[shouts]
728
00:43:32,550 --> 00:43:34,452
I had a life before you.
729
00:43:34,485 --> 00:43:37,188
People who cared about me.
730
00:43:37,221 --> 00:43:38,956
I had a job, I had a future.
731
00:43:38,989 --> 00:43:42,059
I knew who I was.
732
00:43:42,094 --> 00:43:44,128
But ever since the day
you crashed my jet,
733
00:43:44,161 --> 00:43:46,831
ever since you decided to live
inside my body,
734
00:43:46,864 --> 00:43:48,532
my life has been a nightmare.
735
00:43:48,565 --> 00:43:52,202
I had everything,
and you fucked it all up!
736
00:43:52,235 --> 00:43:56,907
[screeching]
737
00:43:56,942 --> 00:44:01,141
[John] You fucked it all up.
738
00:44:05,449 --> 00:44:08,552
I underestimated you.
739
00:44:08,585 --> 00:44:12,289
We could do
wonderful things together,
740
00:44:12,322 --> 00:44:15,925
you and I.
741
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,864
What do you say?
742
00:44:20,898 --> 00:44:24,302
Auf wiedersehen, motherfucker.
743
00:44:24,335 --> 00:44:25,534
[groans]
744
00:44:37,213 --> 00:44:38,213
I win.
745
00:44:43,922 --> 00:44:48,922
Even this insignificant victory
doesn't belong to you, Jane.
746
00:44:52,262 --> 00:44:56,601
Nothing in your life does.
747
00:44:56,634 --> 00:45:01,070
[eerie calliope music playing]
748
00:45:01,105 --> 00:45:02,304
[groans]
749
00:45:13,550 --> 00:45:15,519
Oh, God.
750
00:45:15,552 --> 00:45:20,090
What did I do?
751
00:45:20,123 --> 00:45:21,623
[exclaims]
752
00:45:25,195 --> 00:45:27,465
I'm sorry. I...
753
00:45:27,498 --> 00:45:29,748
-You...
-Don't.
754
00:45:49,420 --> 00:45:51,670
[powering down]
755
00:46:04,802 --> 00:46:08,851
Should we search the place?
756
00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:18,480
Or that, yeah.
757
00:46:22,286 --> 00:46:23,786
[crashing]
758
00:46:33,264 --> 00:46:34,599
[Cliff] Nazis.
759
00:46:34,632 --> 00:46:36,333
[Vic] Uh-huh.
760
00:46:36,367 --> 00:46:39,666
Jet's a mile that way.
761
00:46:42,472 --> 00:46:45,322
We found the Chief.
762
00:47:25,150 --> 00:47:30,086
[John] Larry?
Larry, you there, bud?
763
00:47:30,119 --> 00:47:31,255
It's John.
764
00:47:31,289 --> 00:47:34,291
I'm here with
a few of the boys.
765
00:47:34,326 --> 00:47:38,429
We heard you were
taking visitors,
so we hopped in my truck...
766
00:47:38,461 --> 00:47:41,699
and here we are.
767
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:45,903
Looks like they got you
in a real VIP suite
here, Trainor.
768
00:47:45,936 --> 00:47:48,438
Like you're the sultan of
I-don't-know-what.
769
00:47:48,438 --> 00:47:49,440
[chuckles]
770
00:47:49,474 --> 00:47:54,474
Be a real thrill
to hear your voice, Lar.
771
00:47:54,679 --> 00:47:57,414
Oh, hey, here's a laugh.
772
00:47:57,447 --> 00:47:59,884
Guess who re-upped?
773
00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:01,619
That's right.
774
00:48:01,652 --> 00:48:06,623
Not going anywhere
till the Air Force
kicks me out.
775
00:48:06,657 --> 00:48:08,226
Yeah, I thought
about the poor bastard
776
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:10,394
who'd get assigned to you
if I left,
777
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:12,831
and I just felt terrible
for the guy.
778
00:48:12,864 --> 00:48:17,601
I think I'm the only one
who knows how to deal
with your bullshit, Trainor...
779
00:48:17,635 --> 00:48:19,903
so you're stuck with me.
780
00:48:19,938 --> 00:48:21,806
You hear me, buddy?
781
00:48:21,838 --> 00:48:26,409
I'm not going anywhere.
782
00:48:26,443 --> 00:48:29,293
I'll be right here.
783
00:48:37,989 --> 00:48:40,688
[Larry] Go.
784
00:48:43,494 --> 00:48:46,231
Hey, Lar, uh...
785
00:48:46,264 --> 00:48:51,264
I didn't read you, buddy.
you wanna run that back by me?
786
00:48:53,237 --> 00:48:54,237
Go.
787
00:49:00,577 --> 00:49:02,077
Copy that.
788
00:49:07,617 --> 00:49:10,922
You must be all kinds of tired.
789
00:49:10,954 --> 00:49:15,492
We'll let you get your rest.
790
00:49:15,525 --> 00:49:19,275
Be good, Trainor.
791
00:49:20,764 --> 00:49:23,001
[somber music playing]
792
00:49:23,034 --> 00:49:26,333
We're rooting for you.
793
00:49:41,251 --> 00:49:43,887
[trilling]
794
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,789
First class all the way, huh?
795
00:49:45,822 --> 00:49:49,626
Yeah. I, um,
796
00:49:49,659 --> 00:49:51,260
appreciate the help.
797
00:49:51,295 --> 00:49:52,496
Thank you.
798
00:49:52,530 --> 00:49:55,199
You know your old man will
always bail you out, right?
799
00:49:55,233 --> 00:49:57,768
Listen, I, I gotta run.
Talk soon.
800
00:49:57,802 --> 00:49:59,137
-All right?
-Will do.
801
00:49:59,170 --> 00:50:01,005
If you need anything else,
you just let--
802
00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:02,989
[disconnects]
803
00:50:28,699 --> 00:50:31,398
[marker squeaking]
804
00:50:55,092 --> 00:50:58,543
[electricity crackling]
805
00:51:12,876 --> 00:51:14,978
Guys?
806
00:51:15,012 --> 00:51:20,012
Was I supposed to be in here
for so long?
807
00:51:29,193 --> 00:51:31,594
-[screeching]
-Oh!
808
00:51:31,628 --> 00:51:32,697
Cool.
809
00:51:32,730 --> 00:51:37,568
[roars]
810
00:51:37,601 --> 00:51:41,005
What the...
811
00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:45,643
[laughing]
812
00:51:45,675 --> 00:51:47,378
[creature roars]
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