All language subtitles for Dhilluku Dhuddu

- Aunty, that.. - Yes.

- Kumar, didn't you recognize him? - Kumar?

My smart son.

- Hold her legs. That's my leg. - Sorry.

You're grown so audacious.

Casually strolling like you're in some park.

You think you're too smart, isn't it?

See uncle..she wants to trap me in her eyes.

Take a look in her pocket, not her eyes..

..we've to extract money from her father.

I didn't kidnap her for money.

- Why are all uncles villains? - Then?

Wait..the Law has long arms.

If you touch her, she'll file a rape case.

Learn to respect women.

I gave her lot of respect that day..

..but she called the police and humiliated me.

So, I must teach her a lesson.

But, not like the way you think.

I will have my revenge but in a pious way.

You know what, wait here for me and, I'll go have another drink.

No, listen.

Doesn't matter if you don't come.

What? I don't like this touching.

Acting too smart, are you?

If I punch you in the nose, you will never be able to take a selfie.

She thinks I will melt because she's a girl.

You're always laughing, do you think this is a game?

- I love you. - I love you too.

I love you too. I love you too.

I'll show you..

First, say you love me, then you'll make me drink..

..and next call the police.

Do you think I come free like Jiosim card?

1Kajal.

That wandering soul will try to harm us.

But, don't be scared.

Be brave.

Swamiji.. I am scared, Swamiji.

'Sanskrit chants.'

'Sanskrit chants.'

'Sanskrit chants.'

'Sanskrit chants.'

Make another large peg.

You cannot compare anything with foreign liquor.

Where is he from?

Who allowed such stupid people in the party?

He's not even worthy to be invited to Kapoor family funeral.

Sir, in every party a friend's friend is also your friend.

Friend's friend is always invited.

It's hard to say who is whose friend.

I was just saying that in a friendly way.

- Another friendly drink. - I'll get that stupid out of here.

- How did you get in here? - My friend invited me.

Tell me your friend's name.

My friend..

- Bodyguard..throw him out. - Come on.

- Tie him to my car. - At least let me finish this drink.

- Really? - Yes, that's how it happened.

What happened, baby?

- Who taught you this? - It was that uncle.

What are you doing here?

I said we'll meet tomorrow, what's the hurry?

I've been waiting since childhood..

..I cannot wait any longer.

- I'll call you later, Dhirubhai. - Fine, we'll meet tomorrow. Now leave.

It's an old love-account, and it's empty.

- You must fill it. - No chance.

- Please, go. - Just a little.

- I have to go. - Fine, how about half..

Kaju..

- Sir. - Who me?

Have a drink, sir.

You called me sir, I already feel high.

- Go serve someone else. - Just one..

No, my mouth will stink.

Hello? What? You didn't have dinner.

You want party food.

- Fine, I'll get it. - Mister.

Tell me, what do you want to eat.

- Yes. - Come here.

- Tip.. - Take it.

Such a big tip.

- Keep it safe. - Tip without a drink

Kapoor sir, really-really great.

Have a drink, please.

- No, I don't want it. - You must take it!

I guess he wants to get everyone drunk.

Go serve others too.

He's so generous, I must make friends with him.

With three pegs.

Have a drink?

Madam didn't declare me her heir.

Do you want to kill me?

Please have a drink.

Just a minute, my phone's ringing.

Hello. You didn't tell me which dishes.

Tell me what you want to eat, I'll get those.

Hold on..

- No-no-no.. - It's alright.

Keep it, please.. - I can't take it since you didn't have a drink.

One drink..in the name of our friendship.

Drink..drink..

- Aunty. - What?

- Who is he? - He's Kapoor family grandson.

Kapoor..

Kapoor family grandson.

හෙලෝ.

Yes, tell me, Mr. Mohan.

Nephew, my van's broken down again.

Help me fix it.

Oh my, God. I am so sorry.

- I am in an important function. - Don't hang up.

- I don't have any money. - Fine.

- Where are you now? - HansalWadi, Indra Circle.

Don't worry, stay there.

I'll send you 29 Cr right now.

- 29 Cr will take a lot of time. - 29 million.

Hello, Mr. Mohan. Don't worry.

You'll get 29 Cr in half an hour.

- Call me if you don't get it. okay. - Nephew.

Wow..

In 30 minutes, over the telephone 29 Cr transaction.

I guess he deals in candles.

- Okay, see you then. - See you.

- Bye. - See you tomorrow.

Bye.

Haven't you left yet?

I cannot talk here. We'll talk tomorrow.

How can I leave? Not before opening my account.

Not here.

Then let's go down, where you can.

ඒයි ..

I guess I'll never get it.

- What are you doing? - It's my brother-in-law.

Don't talk too much.

What tradition is this?

If the brother-in-law's on his knees..

- ..then so is the sister-in-law. - No-no..

- We'll have to help him. - No, please..

If his knees are bruised, how will he think?

What are you doing?

You don't look like someone who does yoga.

- This stupid guy.. - Hey..

I mean, I had this guy thrown out by my bodyguards.

Now, he's got his boys for revenge.

I cannot get beaten up while I am standing.

So I thought I'll sit down.

And he agreed.

My mind's sharper than a horse.

- Please do something. - He's grown too audacious.

Stand up.

- I said stand up. - What if they beat me?

Two minutes of silence and then violence.

What do you guys want? You want to beat him, don't you?

So hit me instead.

'He's God.'

I guess he wants to get thrashed.

- Bob, tell me something. - Yeah.

How soon can you get this guy down?

- One minute.. - Let's see.

Father..

Father, save me. I am in trouble.

- Is he bleeding? - No.

Did he break his nose?

No..don't you feed him.

He's got no power.

I guess he doesn't have the same power anymore.

Hey man, your turn now.

My nose.

I am not a rich brat, but a local like you guys.

Kumar!

Hey, come here.

Hurry up.

Will you fight alone?

I am not used to fighting alone.

That's why I ride along with these guys.

Maybe you should ride with dogs, at least they can save you.

Get lost.

How dare you disrupt the party?

Get in.

Get them in.

Thank you very much. You did a great job.

- Welcome sir. - Take care.

Any time. Thank you. - Okay.

- See you. - Bye.

- Papa..kissing. - Kajal.

Papa..papa..just a minute.

- Who are you? - Show some respect, papa.

- Kumar. - Kumar Kapoor, papa.

Didn't you see how the police were being so respectful?

Kapoor family.

He made a transaction of 29 Cr over the phone.

Kumar and Kajal..

Do your parents know about this?

Don't be scared, be brave.

Say that your parents know about it.

They don't know, but I will tell them soon.

- That means.. - You fool, I am not deaf.

Bring your parents to my home.

Papa.

I missed your fighting.

Papa..shall we cover our cars.

What for?

Kajal's in-laws are very rich.

Kapoor family.

They will come in Rolls Royce or Ferrari.

Our Mercedes and BMW will look like minivans to them.

ඔව් ..

- Rolls Royce? - New model.

Uncle, shift the gear to second.

- Stop exerting the engine. - Great.

Hold on, hold on.

I asked the tent guys to come next week.

Why did he come in advance?

Papa, the groom's here.

Get down, quickly.

- That's the guy. - Mind the saree.

- Where are you going? - I can't hold it anymore.

I'll go ask someone where's the toilet.

Have you lost your mind?

You're going to ask them where's the toilet.

You'll embarrass us all.

Do it here.

- Won't that embarrass us? - This is an emergency.

I wish no one has an uncle like you.

- Is he crazy? - No, papa..

- He's doing it in my garden..

Look, papa, he's only giving fertilizer.

- Take a selfie. - How long are you going to take?

- What are you doing? - You've made a huge bungalow, Thakur.

- This is no place to flex your muscles. - I flaunt it because I got it.

- Throw it away, it fell in the water. - Must be mineral water.

Apple..

Stop rubbing it like a leg-spin bowler.

- It's shining now. - Come on..

Are these guys trying to test us?

Playing the poor game.

What an idiot.

Mental! Mental! Mental!

- Hello, aunty. - Bless you, daughter-in-law.

Get married soon and give me a sweet grandson.

Mom..you're making it sound like she owes you a grandson.

You still have this old habit..

..of getting in the lift before the building's finished.

Won't she take my blessing?

She wouldn't borrow money from you..

..but you can give her your blessings if you want.

Dear, I am his papa.

400 films, and 200 silver jubilees.

I've been Amitabh's duplicate as well.

He acted as Amitabh's ear in one of the films.

- - What do you mean? - Wait, uncle.

I'll put it on whatsapp right now.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - Hello, uncle.

Did the tailor didn't stitch it properly?

His pants are tight.

- Hello. - Hello.

Brother-in-law.

Orange. How could that be?

Without any inquiry, without checking your background..

..and listening to my stupid son-in-law, and made a mistake.

He handed me over to the police because of a slight misunderstanding.

- And yet I saved his son-in-law. - I see..

Let's forget the past, we've already forgiven you.

Oh, God..

I never let people like you enter my home.

Don't be sad. We're relatives now.

We'll keep coming often now.

That's not all..we'll cook special dishes for you.

And, you can make sweet meat for us.

And write your name on the plates so that the plates don't get mixed up.

We shouldn't fight over small things, you know.

You're not getting the point.

I was trying to say..

Uncle, you don't have to translate every sentence in Hindi.

Papa's been acting as a foreigner for a long time.

He'll understand what you're saying.

This is our first time in your house..

..and we've brought some gift as per our status.

Give it.

- The wedding token. - Here you go, Mr. Mehta.

Take it.

Hello, Mr. Mehra.

- Take it you fool. - Alright.

- Remember we spoke about.. - Papa.

Yeah.. Mehta speaking.

It's urgent. Fine, I am coming.

It's alright. He's got a huge business.

He must attend meetings. Let's go.

Bye.

Let's go.

Next time you can pee in your pants.

"It's you.."

Yes, sweetheart.

Kumar, papa has fixed my engagement.

So soon?

My friend's wife ran away last night.

We're out looking for her.

Papa is out shooting.

I'll send mom over if she's free.

Is that okay?

He's getting me engaged to someone else.

How can he get you engaged to someone else when he chose me?

He fixed my engagement with his partner's son so that I cannot marry you.

He's forcing me to say yes..

Hello, Kumar. Are you listening? Why are you quiet?

Say something, Kumar. please.

There was a cop, so I couldn't speak.

What were you saying?

If you couldn't marry me, you'll do what?

I'll die..Kumar, I love you.

I love you so much.

I understand, but your father doesn't.

So you better marry the boy he's chosen for you.

- Thank you, sir. - I will only marry you.

Or else I will die.

What if your stubborn father interfering?

Don't worry about him.

Just tell me are you willing to..

- ..marry me or not. - Do you want to make her our daughter-in-law?

Not just today, but for every lifetime to come..

..I am ready to be your husband.

And me, your wife.

What did papa think? He could get me married to anyone.

I will jump down from the window and run away.

Why?

We'll go out the front door.

Even if your papa doesn't give us his blessings.

But we'll be happy.

Hi, sweetheart.

Kajal, how dare she?

You're looking gorgeous.

Well, I got your engagement canceled.

Now, give me a hug and thank me with a kiss.

Not in front of them.

They came here to make you their daughter-in-law.

Mr. Mehta, if your daughter loves someone else..

..then, why are you trying to ruin my son's life?

You should be ashamed.

Hey old man..you're not talking to your wife.

Show some respect to my future father-in-law.

If you stay here any longer, I'll bash in your fake teeth as well.

- Get lost. - I've had enough.

- Let' go. - Yes, let's go.

You came looking at the wrong place, get out.

Don't get hyper, papa.

Don't be sad.

Have some scrambled eggs on the way, you'll love it.

- This is all your fault. - What are you doing?

You can't hit the wife in front of her husband.

- Wife? - Yeah..

Can you give her the lifestyle she's used to?

Never.

Her food, drinks..

Have you ever been to a 5-star hotel?

Someone who gets cursed all day is talking about food.

Think above your stomach, and come to the heart.

And it's filled with love, emotions, and feelings which you don't have.

All your emotions are in your stomach..

..and, they come out only when you got gas.

Once there was an income-tax raid at my house.

They took gold and diamonds worth millions.

The truth is, it didn't matter.

But I lost my reputation today because of you..

..which I can never regain.

My hands are trembling while saying this.

You've hurt my pride today.

Uncle..whether you want to say yes now..

..or wait until the end, that's your decision.

But the day she expressed her love me..

..I decided that no one can separate her from me..

..whether it's her father or anyone else.

I can take her away with me right now..

..because she will be happier with me, then you. Understood.

Bye.

Bye darling.

And don't even think about violence.

I'll break everyone's bones.

Hey, come out.

Swamiji won't get better this way.

Why don't they take him to the hospital?

They won't..

That bungalow has killed 50 people by now.

This Swami is our last ray of hope.

If anything happens to him, then what about us.

These monks will treat him in their own way.

And anyway, their treatment is better than any hospital.

Swami came here for our betterment.

But he fell sick instead.

I wonder how many more people are going to die.

- Hello. - I am at the location you told me.

What next?

- Do you see an ice-cream guy? - Yeah.

Buy an orange bar from him.

And enjoy it. I'll join you.

So..was the ice-cream tasty.

Kaali..murder planner Kaali.

How did I get here?

There were sleeping pills in the ice-cream.

So that you can't see our office.

What can I do for you?

My daughter's in love with a loafer.

I came here so he's out of my daughter's life.

Two of our men will break his bones.

He can beat up 10 guys alone.

Shall we kill him in an accident?

- Murder? - Yeah..

My daughter will testify against me in the court.

He's got the support of the police too.

When A and B fails, then plan C will work.

Plan C.

Tell that boy that you agree to the wedding.

- You fool.. - Hey!

- Sorry. Sorry. - Hey..

- Sorry. Sorry. - Take it easy.

I meant to take him in confidence and fool him.

- Just to his home and say yes. - Say yes?

You're such a great guy.

You came over with the marriage proposal even after humiliating us.

I am going crazy.

I want to see my son getting married.

You will become their friend.

Mehta sir, just tell us on which date, which day..

..and in which hall will be the wedding?

Leave the rest to us.

We won't call your relatives or theirs.

We'll see a deserted bungalow and stay there for three days.

And then kill all of them when the time is right.

Uncle, I knew that lovers run away and get married.

But, I never heard..

..that the lover's family also runs away and gets them married.

Any intelligent man will ask you that question.

But you don't worry.

Just make him believe.

I could've had a grand wedding at some 5-star hotel.

But if I do that, I will have to face my relative's taunts.

I think you understand my helplessness.

I don't care what anyone says after the wedding.

But if some relative tries to interfere during the wedding..

..then, my daughter won't be able to tolerate that.

Nothing matters to me except for Kajal's happiness.

Uncle..

Mr. Mehta, you play the role of an emotional father really well.

We'll do as you say.

We'll get them married at the location you suggested.

Thank you.

Where's your other bungalow?

We're going to kill them at the bungalow.

It should be completely deserted.

We know few manors like that.

- Hey.. - Yes.

I saw a bungalow in lane no. 420..is it free?

No, boss. Someone's shooting a film there.

- And Jholpur. - It was available until yesterday.

But someone's booked it for a party.

TV and marriage are such flourishing business..

..its giving our business run for a money.

- It's hard to find a place for the murder. - Yeah..

Listen, boss, no need to worry.

I was trying to find a house for your murder plan, and I found one.

- Where? - Sivan Kondamalai.

- Yedcaud Hills. - I've emailed it to you.

See, this is that bungalow. Take a look.

See..this is the best place for our plan.

We'll kill him in three days, without leaving any evidence.

What a plan..

Marriage and honeymoon, together.

- Bring it. - Yes.

- Don't embarrass us. - Uncle, you're too much.

What place is this?

- Uncle, take right. - Right? Okay.

There's a restaurant up ahead, let's stop there.

Okay-okay.

- I am tired of driving. - I have got backpain.

Check if they have food.

Anybody there. Can we get something to eat?

Welcome, take a seat.

Only sound, no picture.

- Mister, where are you? - Right in front of you.

- Why can't we see you? - Here I am.

- There is a ghost in this drum. - Mohan, did you see a ghost?

So many chairs lying around, why were you sitting in the drum?

I was cleaning the drum but, I fell in it when I heard your voice.

You should do things according to your height.

You should clean buckets, not drums.

Wait. Uncle, you were scared of him.

Who attached this tail to your head?

- That's my style. - Get lost.

- You're such a coward, uncle. - No, I wasn't scared.

I came out for some fresh air.

So you have fresh air, we'll have food.

- Get to work Mallika. - What's the job?

What's the menu?

Rice cake with chutney and lentil. What do you want?

- I want a pin. - What for?

I'll fill you with holes, so lentil will flow from your body.

Can't you just say rice cake? Lentil and chutney are complimentary.

Son, can we get some scrambled eggs.

We don't cook non-veg here after 6 o'clock.

if there's anything left, we dig a hole and dump it.

- Why? - A horseman comes here sniffing the non-veg.

You fool, why don't you give the food..

..to that horseman instead of throwing it away.

He's not a man, he's a ghost.

- Ghost? - He's very cruel to us.

If he's in a bad mood, he kills people.

Such a lazy ghost comes riding on a horse.

And only to your pathetic restaurant, and nowhere else.

It's a nice idea.

But these stories won't help your business.

Make omelet for us, and save the rice cake for the horseman.

Like I said, you won't get non-veg.

You won't get non-veg or alcohol here after 6 pm.

- Do you have something to drink? - Not at our hotel.

There's a wine shop on the other side of the road.

Great..

You might not find a lion in the jungle but, there's definitely a wine-shop.

No need for that.

Because drunkards like you turn into animals after drinking.

So, let's have a drink before food.

No. No. I've stopped drinking.

- You go. - What a man.

Mallika, go get some chutney.

- Kumar, I've.. - Stop over-acting.

Go on..hurry up..

Pervert.

"I won't let you go today.."

It's so dark here. Oh, mummy.

That shorty said I'll see a wine shop when I cross the road.

I've been walking for so long.

My feet are pining for a peg.

Liquor, cigarettes..snacks..

Someone knew I am coming. Great..

Changez Khan's horseman. This is a graveyard.

Sorry man, here's your bottle.

No need to be scared, man.

You'll be brave after having a peg.

- What's taking so long for the food? - Why hasn't he returned yet?

Let me call him.

I'll go check mom, he left his cell behind.

You're leaving your mom alone.

What if that ghost comes.

Strange..she disappeared so soon.

Where did she go?

Sweetheart, won't you swing me.

You don't have to ask twice.

What are you doing alone in the jungle?

I am weak in maths, so I was counting the trees.

Don't wander in this jungle..

..this place is infested by ghosts and spirits after midnight.

You're late in telling me this.

It'll be midnight soon.

Get lost you fool.

You're not scared of ghosts because you're young.

I can't say about ghosts, but I am definitely scared of your face.

Anyway, where's the wine shop?

Who said there's a wine shop here?

That guy at the restaurant?

- That restaurant? - Why do you question me after every sentence?

- How else should I answer you? - Bloody Google..

Is he drinking with them as well?

Shorty..hey, shorty.

Where is he?

Cutting..

Which drum is he in now?

Shorty?

Is he in the drum again?

Run..save me.

Push me faster.

Here.

Are you not strong enough?

- Push me faster. This is no fun. - Okay.

I pushed you harder, but where did you disappear?

Come back, I'll push harder this time.

Oh, God. Help me.

Shorty.

Shorty. Shorty. Shorty, listen.

Where are you going?

Kumar. Kumar.

Where are they? Listen..

Listen.. Kumar.

Mother. Mother. Mother.

Where's the restaurant?

එය මෙතන විය.

I made my mother sit here and left. Mother.

Mother.

කුමාර්.

No, Kumar.

Kumar, wait. Where are you going leaving me alone?

Stop the car. Stop the car.

Kumar. Stop. Stop son, I am coming.

- Mother. - Sister..

- Mother, where were you? - Sister..

I saw a ghost at the hotel.

- Ghost? - That shorty was a ghost.

He's so drunk that he fell asleep on the horse.

He fell down.

Father.

- Listen.. - Brother-in-law..

- Listen, to me.. - Brother-in-law..

- Father.. - What's wrong with you?

- Father.. - Brother-in-law..

- Get up. - What's wrong with you? Let's go.

- Get up. Get up. - Get up.

What happen?

- Are you okay? - There was a black horse in the graveyard.

- Son, the ghost has done something to your papa. - I saw him myself.

Where's the bungalow?

He said SivamKondamalai.

A Mongolian Palace..

Oh, God.

Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.

- Brother-in-law. - Let me sleep.

I can hear strange sounds.

Don't disturb me. There is digestive pill kept on the table.

Take it and your gas problem will be alleviated.

- It's not that sound. - Your ears must be ringing.

Let me sleep.

What sound was that?

Ghost! Ghost!

- Mohan! - What happened?

- Why are you screaming? - What happened?

- Why are you screaming? - I saw a ghost. A ghost.

- Who screamed? - Brother-in-law.

Sir, I was drying the washed clothes.

- You fool. - Maybe he screamed.

There is a ghost on TV. What about that?

I switched on the TV. I wanted to hear hymns.

Who are all of you?

- We are house servants. - Yes.

Is that so? All of you are house servants?

Sir, what insolence is this?

What insolence is this?

I was checking whether she has feet.

You thought she is crippled. Both her legs are fine.

- She has legs. - Yes.

That means she is not a witch.

Witch? Witch in the house?

Yes.

- Yesterday there was a witch in the hotel. - Keep quiet.

Tell me. If all of you are house servants why didn't we see you last night?

Mr. Kali told us to come in the morning.

Who is Kali? The watchman?

Above that.

Above that? Does he sit on the watchman's head?

Who is this Kali?

Brother. Brother.

Brother.

I had heard about demons in the guise of humans.

But I am seeing a dinosaur for the first time.

- I am the head chef. - What did you say?

- You are a chef? - Yes.

You look like a cremation ground's hermit.

That's where I am going to send you.

Tell me. Did you burn your hair while cooking?

Or are you Vin Diesel's fan? Or are you bald since birth?

My wife made me bald.

- So you are characterless. - Yes.

Have you ever seen a ghost in this bungalow?

Oh God!

Why did you scream at the mention of ghost?

Even formidable goons fear ghosts.

That means you are a goon.

Why are you turning your head?

- Do I look like a goon to you? - Absolutely not.

You look like a foreigner doctor who has come from America.

Sir is here. Drink coffee.

I asked for coffee and he gave me a spoon.

If I ask for milk, he will give me a buffalo.

හෙලෝ.

Unload the luggage. Sir is here.

හෙලෝ.

Isn't it a lovely bungalow?

Welcome, sir. Was the journey pleasant?

Did you find only this bungalow in the entire state?

We didn't find anyone on the way who knew of this bungalow.

Exactly. That's why I selected it. This place is perfect.

Listen.

- Keep the luggage upstairs. - Yes, boss.

Hey! Check the water and geyser.

Check the lights and fans in the rooms.

Dinosaur's pirated copy, where did you bring..

..these villainous relatives from?

All look like rogues and murderers.

Are you afraid or are you scaring me?

They are the tent people. You get ready.

Shall I bring breakfast for you?

- I am lucky that you are my chef. - Why?

There will be no fear of hair falling in the food.

What happened? Are you feeling ticklish?

- I was laughing. - You were not scratching?

No, brother.

- Fine. Go. Make breakfast. - Right away.

I had kept the purse here. Why can't I find it?

How did it come here?

Hail Lord!

- Is everyone here? - Yes. Everyone is here.

- Start it. - Okay.

This veneration is for Goddess.

To worship Goddess Durga.

The functions will last for three days.

And thereafter the marriage.

The functions are henna function..

..turmeric function and musical function.

And then a grand marriage.

In your family the marriage is conducted directly.

- Hey! - In our family..

Look at this.

We have a program before marriage.

We dance heartily.

We call a DJ and tell him to play our songs.

We fling the sweet box in the air.

We dance and catch it. And eat.

This is how marriages are conducted at our place.

Isn't it, Kumar?

Papa.

- Shall I bring the packet? - You fool.

My son-in-law said what I wanted to say.

- Thank you, papa. - He has made all the marriage preparations.

It's a surprise for me too.

He has a twisted face.

But he does the work thoroughly.

Your marriages are grand. Our marriages are simple.

We give only saris and ornaments to the bride.

Savitri, give the gift.

Dear, here. My mother-in-law had given it to me.

Now I am giving it to you.

Look, Kali. I brought him here on your saying. Fine?

Will you be able to kill him in three days?

Sir, don't worry. Leave everything to me.

Start practicing how you will cry on seeing Kumar's dead body.

Amazing! You are a born crier.

See what they are doing.

Yes! Sir, come here. Fast.

Sir, your daughter is very fast.

Before I kill your son-in-law, your daughter will get pregnant.

- You moron. - Scold him.

He has cooked pathetic food.

He has made peas and cottage cheese with no peas or cottage cheese.

Even my father-in-law won't eat such pathetic food.

Shall I hit your bald head?

Do you have any honor or not, papa?

You fool. Look there.

What do I do? I feel something.

This is just the beginning, papa.

Watch what happens next.

If you are going to die after three days..

..will you stop breathing from now?

Go and get her.

- Go. - Okay, papa.

Hey! Kajal!

- Brother-in-law has come. - Kajal, what are you doing?

The nosy fellow.

Papa.

Fool.

- Sorry, papa. - Moron.

Sorry, papa.

It's 6 o'clock.

Time to jog.

Keep quiet.

Run. Run.

Morons. Sleeping till late.

Later they will say they have a fat tummy.

Who let the dogs out?

If I bark, dogs will follow me.

Run. Wake up.

Run. Wake up.

Old people will sleep soundly.

But youths will definitely venture out.

When our victim will come out to exercise, we will kill him.

Okay, boss.

- Talk softly. - Okay, boss.

I am dead.

So my suspicion was true.

You are a chef. How can you still be so fit?

- But I am happy. - Yes.

- All of you are exercising, right? - Yes. Yes, sir.

Go ahead.

But why the rope?

- Skipping? - Yes. Yes.

If you use a long rope, you will fall.

Your skull will crack. Very dangerous.

Hide the dagger.

Since when did he grow a tail?

He sat on it. He forgot to take it out.

You are exercising as a team, aren't you?

Go ahead. Very good.

I will jog and come.

- Keep almond milk ready. - Yes, sir.

Here I run. I run. I run.

Why does this moron run at night?

Why did you slap me?

Is this how you should keep the dagger?

What if he had seen?

- Come on. Get to work. - Yes.

"In your arms."

"In your arms."

You won't sleep. And he won't wake up.

Sister, daughter-in-law's call.

- Give him the phone. - Give me.

Here. Hold it. Call for Kumar.

Yes. Here. Talk.

හෙලෝ.

- Where are you? - In Maheshwari kingdom.

Come to the terrace.

Wait till the marriage.

You keep quiet. Just listen to me.

I have worn my favorite printed top.

And I have sprayed your favorite perfume too.

Come up quietly, without making any noise.

You will get whatever you want.

What kind of response is this?

I am in a romantic mood.

And you are simply grunting in response.

I love you. My darling. My sweetheart.

I will kiss you on your lips. Just come up quickly.

Daughter-in-law, he gave me the phone and went back to sleep.

- Sorry, uncle. - No. No problem.

Dear, if you want to give him something special..

..shall I wake him up?

No, uncle. I will give him whatever I have to give.

Fine, dear. When he will wake up at night to pee, I will tell him.

Run! Run!

Who let the dog out?

He is chasing me.

Help!

I don't like dogs!

- Run! Help! - Brother-in-law.

I don't have change. Go. Go.

Papa, Vikas. Your son-in-law.

I see. So your son-in-law begs and earns money.

What a strange talent! From which signal did you bring him?

- Shut up. - Thanks for the compliment.

- How did this happen? - A dog bit me.

Did a dog bite you? Or were you sitting outside a temple?

No. He had gone to invite the dogs for the wedding.

They had a party to celebrate it.

Tell me. How many dogs bit you?

They bit me. Initially, there was just one dog.

Later there was a group of 20 dogs and they bit me.

- A group of dogs? - Yes.

They had a whatsapp group and they invited everyone.

Won't you go for your morning business..

..unless you hear the entire story?

The hole is leaking. What will you do there?

- Is the water over? - Son, come fast.

Mother. What happened, mother?

- Look, daughter-in-law. - I will just come.

She will fall.

- Yes. I am coming. - Come fast.

Son, come fast. Look at her.

Kajal, how did you reach there?

Last night I went to the terrace to meet Kumar, papa.

Daughter-in-law, you were in the room.

How did you reach to the well?

- Actually, aunt.. - Hold on. I will tell you.

The horse that made your son fall from its back..

..the same horse made your daughter fall at the well.

How did the horse come in the bungalow?

- Last night when we were coming.. - Stop.

I will tell you what happened next.

Last night when we were going to the forest..

..strange things happened with us.

Kumar had said not to tell anyone.

Should you hide such things?

- Stop your questioning. - You..

He sensationalizes every story better than the media.

Hungry for TRP. He makes everything breaking news.

- Uncle, we have come here for an auspicious event. - He talks nonsense.

Hurdles are common. We should not care about that.

- What is our main target? - We have come for the wedding.

Yes. Fear has no place on a happy occasion.

Don't worry. I know how to get rid of the ghost.

We will order liquor. We will cook chicken.

We will keep it outside the house.

The ghost will party. We will close the door.

What if it comes from the window?

Is it Bill Gates' ghost that it will come from the window?

You are an expert in aggravating a matter.

Kajal is scared due to the ghost. Let's leave.

You also leave. This is her room. Let her rest.

Yes. Listen. Apply holy ash on her forehead.

What is going on?

You found only this haunted bungalow from so many bungalows?

Hello, sir. There is confusion, right?

Any ghost you see in this bungalow dances to our tunes.

Are you drunk? Why will the ghost listen to you?

- Is he your servant? - Of course.

In this house I have planted fake ghosts.

- Are ghosts also fake? - Of course.

Last night whatever happened was my doing.

Let's go to flashback.

'Untie the rope fast.'

Horror comedy. This is the latest trend.

Will this work?

Sir, a horror film is always a hit.

- Don't be overexcited. - Yes.

Instead of scaring Kumar, why did you scare my daughter? You fool.

If he dies, you will be the prime suspect.

Confusion is necessary. They have seen the ghost.

If Kumar dies, everyone will think the ghost has killed him.

- How was it? - Genius.

Tonight we will scare him. Tomorrow we will kill him.

Sir, tomorrow we will have a big celebration.

Bring the sacred trunk from the palace.

What is he saying? I can't understand.

- He is asking about the spirit box. - What did you say? Box?

Try to understand.

If they go to the palace to bring the box they won't come back.

There is no worry now. The palace is safe.

'Sanskrit chant.'

'Sanskrit chant.'

'Sanskrit chant.'

While controlling the spirit, I fainted.

- The spirit? - It's locked in the trunk.

Is a comedy show going on here?

It's 12 a.m.

If your makeup is over, start acting.

Scare him so much that he wets his pants.

First feel like a ghost.

Show me your teeth.

Apply more red color. Boys.

- Is sound and light ready? - Everything is ready, boss.

Without special effects, nobody will be afraid of these witches.

Boss, they are scarier than witches.

Okay, guys. Tonight that boy will definitely die.

Oh God!

- What happened? - What are you saying?

- Whose call is it? - Just keep quiet.

- My luck is bad. - He keeps yelling all the time.

Mother, leave him. Throw your card.

Didn't you see how worried he was?

He must be worried on hearing about dry day.

It's not that. He was blaming his destiny.

He is bound to do that.

Because now he will have to pay extra to buy liquor.

What drama is this? Just now you were scared.

If you see papa tense after 12 o'clock, you should understand.

Papa is sloshed after drinking four bottles of vodka.

I think she has called me.

It's Kajal.

- The prey is coming. - Okay. She is ready.

Hold tight.

Did he run away in fright?

What is it? Did he run away in fright?

He is coming back.

- Where? - Towards you, boss.

Close the door.

Clear the coast quickly.

Stay here. Close to each other.

You are feeling shy after kissing me.

What is your intention? You fool.

I had sent him to bring liquor. Wonder where he is stuck.

Sorry, brother-in-law.

In the battle between brother-in-law and liquor I always win.

She is sleeping after awakening my desires.

Throw a stone and wake her up.

Wake her up.

Wake her up after we go to sleep.

And have fun till morning.

Thanks, uncle.

Is there something in your mouth?

Or have you become very fat?

Do you have any sense? Do you know the time?

Go and sleep.

He is like a confectioner who won't let a single fly sit on his sweets.

What did you say?

I wish it was sweet ball.

- I feel like eating sweets, uncle. - Just go.

- Hello. - Sir, we brought him..

..out of the room with great difficulty.

You sent him back.

Will we murder him in front of everyone? Call him back.

Fool. Fool.

- Kumar. - Yes, uncle.

- Did you have dinner? - Yes. Heartily.

You should not sleep immediately after dinner.

I washed my hands in between.

It's not good for health.

Stroll in the bungalow for 10-15 minutes. And then sleep.

He is giving a lecture on health as if he has got six packs.

What happened, Kumar? Do you want to say something?

Your fat face looks ugly in this monkey cap.

Please loosen the muffler.

Goodnight. I will take a stroll.

You don't have to go for a party. You have to scare him.

Get ready.

- Start the light effect. - Okay, boss.

Dolly. It's your turn now. Go.

Start the fan.

Come here.

Who are you? Do you live in this house?

Who is in a hurry?

Broke my neck. Crazy fellow.

What kind of a man is he? He does not even feel afraid.

Son.

- What are you doing here? - Mohan is missing.

I searched the entire bungalow. He is not here.

He had gone to buy liquor.

- Did you give him money? - Yes.

You should not make a cat guard milk and a drunkard guard liquor.

Did he ditch me?

Listen to your liver, not your heart.

If you do that, you will find uncle.

- Go. - Okay.

Brother, move.

- Come in quickly. - Why did you take so long?

What is this?

Why did you come here instead of scaring him?

What do I do? He did not even look at me.

I twisted my neck because of looking behind again and again.

What nuisance is this? It's already 20th.

There was not a single murder in this month.

How will we achieve our monthly target?

If not on the first day, he should have got scared on the second day.

Our plans never fail.

Plan? This time I will scare him.

That's the spirit.

Sorry. I spit on you.

Give me the order, boss.

This time there should be fear of death in his eyes.

I will keep this for brother-in-law.

It's enough now.

It looks like a box.

I think it's an ancient box.

I will open it and see.

Open sesame.

Brother, it's not good to be out at night.

This is the time when ghosts wander.

How do you know me if you are a ghost?

I am Kalia.

- Got burnt? - Yes.

Don't worry. You won't get charred.

Do you know why dogs are barking?

- Because you ate their food? - No.

Because ghosts wander here after 12 o'clock.

Dogs can see them. Yes.

Hey!

I felt as if someone passed from behind you just now.

I think he got scared.

Boss, are you telling the truth?

Yes.

When I showed him fear, he fainted on the spot.

I see.

Why are you laughing?

- He is bound to faint on seeing such an ugly face. - Is it?

Leaving your makeup duty, you were following me.

Take this.

I think there is something solid in the box.

No problem. Tomorrow evening I will check the box.

I don't want to stay here. That day she saw a ghost.

Today he saw it. Tell her father we are leaving.

What is the need to tell him?

- Pack your bags and leave. - Yes.

Good you came. Today your uncle also saw a witch.

He must have seen his face in the mirror.

Who believes in ghosts in today's world?

It's your wish.

Go and tell Mr. Mehta we won't do the marriage out of fear of ghost.

Kumar, it's not good to be so stubborn.

Do you want to give my sacrifice to the ghost?

What will we do if it attacks us suddenly at night?

You also attack.

What is the use of working in more than 100 flop horror films?

I did roles of ghost.

You can do roles of ghost.

But you can't defeat the one pretending to be a ghost?

What are you saying?

Leave me. Leave me.

You dog. Here. Have biscuit.

Oh God! I hope nobody sees me.

All that is fine. But how did the witch find the biscuit?

Yes. What a question, uncle?

She must have flown and brought it from the bakery.

You are such a fool. I told you the witch is fake.

- Sorry. - Say sorry to the dog.

Why?

I snatched the biscuit from its mouth.

Son, if you think it's fine, shall we tell Mr. Mehta the truth?

No, mother.

If that crazy man gets confused he will compound the problems.

We will have to find out who is behind this.

And why he is doing this.

You spoke sensibly. Bring him to me.

I will smash him into a pulp.

If you beat him, he will only bleed, but not tell the truth.

He fooled a superstar. Won't I take revenge?

- I have not worn bangles. - Wear it. It's in the cupboard.

It's the limit. I can't even say my film's dialogue.

- It's the limit. - What superstar?

The solid buildup you told me yesterday..

..I thought today this bungalow will resonate with screams.

But there was not a single scream.

It's been two days. Will you kill him or not?

Sir, see my eyes. I haven't slept since three nights.

I have made three plans to kill him.

This time no mistake.

- The murder is confirmed. - What's in today's menu?

Egg and vegetarian mutton?

Good morning, father-in-law.

Chef, you are gazing like that. Have you changed your taste?

We were finalizing the menu.

- Menu? - Yes.

What is the need to have this killer expression on your face?

It's his job to stare. Why are you doing this?

You don't have the answer. Think and tell me later.

Uncle, as per the schedule, which function is today?

I will tell you. Tonight is the musical function.

Tomorrow is the marriage. Am I right, papa?

You look stupid.

- But you give instant answers. - Thank you.

What happened, uncle? Why did your face sulk suddenly?

- Any marriage tension? - Don't worry, papa.

I will handle everything.

Today we will have a party, we will sing and dance.

We will celebrate. Give me high-five.

- Hip-hip hurray! - Hip-hip hurray!

Yes!

Act well.

- Okay, boss. - Use your brains.

Ready.

Is everyone ready? Good.

Tonight is the moonless night.

It's our last chance to capture the spirit.

And we can't lose this chance at any cost.

This position is fine.

It's okay. Shall I sit and show you?

You fool.

- Is this pose fine? - Not working.

- Come on. Move fast. - We can't miss this chance.

A person who screams loudly. His face is covered with lime.

Contact lens like cat eyes.

As soon as you see such a man or woman beat that person badly.

Got that?

I will bash him.

- My blessing is with you, son. - Move aside.

I have to take my slippers.

Why are you standing?

- Start the mission. - Come on.

Uncle, you never did any work in your life.

Why are you roaming like a junk vendor today?

Nephew, if you can't defeat the enemy, I will come in handy.

Of course. During the war, many people gathered frizzled bombs..

..thrown by the enemy and then threw it back at them.

Hold this. Do this great deed alone.

Wonder why he is afraid to fight?

Is anybody here?

Let's find the box.

Who are you?

Show me your face.

He belongs to the British era.

Why are you here? Who are you?

What are you doing?

He is asking you in English. Why are you not answering?

Don't you know English?

Oh God! Did the Englishman die?

Check his pocket. Is there a bomb?

Not bomb. It's liquor bottle.

- Liquor bottle. It's mine. - Brother-in-law.

- I will finish it off. - Brother-in-law, give me.

Otherwise I won't spare you.

- Listen to me. Listen to me. - No, brother-in-law.

- We will add soda and drink. - Yes.

- Come on. - Let's go.

Ready. Ready. The victim is here.

Pull.

Run.

Why is it shaky?

- You fool. - Who?

Instead of killing Kumar, why do you want to kill me of heart attack?

- You fool. - You?

I didn't do anything.

Did the child come here for a picnic?

Today I would have become a ghost.

Damn! There is no child in our team.

Sleep comfortably.

In the morning I will give you good news.

- Goodnight. - Yes.

Now this is blinking.

Who is this? Sweety or Dolly?

I think the lizard has peed on the antenna.

Is the wire loose? It's Chinese product.

Now there are flies on the TV. Useless.

You have opened a bar behind the curtain.

Don't scold. I drank because brother-in-law told me.

Tell me the truth. Where did you get liquor from?

I hit a foreigner hard thinking he is a thief. I think he died.

It's his whiskey.

Why will a foreigner come here?

What new twist is this?

Look, someone ran that way. Come on fast.

ඉදිරියට එන්න.

- I have seen everything. - What did he see?

Go and bring spiced milk for me. And snacks too.

- He might escape. - Why are you looking there?

- Go into the kitchen. - Yes.

Silly fellow.

Damn!

Someday I will smash him.

You look lovely. Like lollypop.

Increase the on-off speed in the balcony.

Where is everyone?

Dolly. Dolly.

Listen.

You fool.

Hey you!

- What are you doing here? - I was talking to my hubby.

Who passed from there?

- I am confused. - Oh God! He is coming, boss.

Move back.

Listen. I will be in the room. Bring him there.

- හරි හරී? - හරි හරී.

He won't escape from me today.

Car.

I will switch off the light. He will get scared.

- Hey! Where are you going? - Oh God!

- Hey! - Yes.

Take this.

- Love you. - Are you a kid?

Start the car when he comes.

When he will bend down to pick it up, I will stab his back.

Go fast.

I will kill him today.

Closing the door at the wrong time.

Come on. Stop this horror drama.

Scare someone else by breaking this cheap bulb.

I am from Andheri. I am not scared of the dark.

I know you are hiding somewhere here.

Come out. Or else..

I see. Pathetic actor thrown out of acting class..

..you are scaring me by panting like a dog.

Will you turn around or shall I come before you?

Who told her to go there?

Barbie doll, I know you are a hired witch.

Now tell me politely. Who has sent you and why?

If you don't tell me, I will forget you are a girl.

I will beat you so badly that you will become a witch.

I am talking to you politely. And you are sighing like a lost lover.

Now I will unite you.

Who is there? Where? Who screamed?

Wait. Wait.

Hey! Who are you? Dolly's son?

- Where is your mother? - Mother is angry with you.

I am angry with her. Your mother is responsible for the confusion.

Where is she?

Where did they come from?

If I ask you how your face got damaged..

..you will say you got hurt.

- Right? - Yes.

- Where is my almond milk? - In the kitchen. Take it.

- Charred guy. - Go. You won't return alive.

- What did you say? - Drink before it turns cold.

I like it. That's better.

He is too much.

I am dead! Help!

කුමාර්.

- Strange things are happening in the house. - Look. Look, don't be afraid.

- I know. Come with me. Come. - Please, I am really scared, Kumar.

- A spirit beats more than the police. - Why are you limping?

Did someone spit betel leaf on your head?

Leave from here as soon as possible. There is a ghost here.

Come here, you moron.

You also got fooled. You don't know the truth.

- What truth? - There is no ghost in the house.

Someone is using humans as ghosts to scare everyone.

Once I find him, I will bash him into a pulp.

It's paining. So much of anger isn't good.

Tell him to control. Otherwise his BP will shoot up.

Boss, what are you doing here, leaving your duty?

Witch number 2 has applied powder on her face.

She is feeling ticklish. Forget that. Tell me. Do we have to kill Kumar?

Or shall she remove the powder?

Yes. Remove the powder. And pay her Rs.3000.

You are giving her Rs.3000. You never gave me even Rs.30.

Who is the new production manager?

Run! It's Kumar.

- Help! - You were talking about ghost makeup.

Perhaps he was cracking a joke.

While he was talking, I didn't suspect anything.

But when you tried to cover up his deed..

..I was confirmed you are behind all this.

- Run! - Kumar.

- Where are you running? - Run.

- Hey! Hey stop. - Kumar.

Kumar, please.

- I won't tell. - Catch him.

- We are exposed. - Listen.

Stop.

Papa. Papa.

Papa, open quickly.

- Who is it? - Papa.

- Papa. In the room.. - Papa. In the room..

- Papa, ghost. - What happened in the room?

- I am scared. - Ghost.

You fool. That fake ghost had come in my room too.

- There is a ghost. - Don't worry.

I will make a call. The ghost will never come.

Foolish father-in-law.

How can one talk to the ghost on the phone?

- Why are you screaming? - Look behind.

- Papa, behind. - You fool.

Who is there?

Who is in the room?

Come out.

Come out. Come out.

Mother Mary, if I survive, I will light candles in the church.

Son, did you catch him?

If I had caught him, wouldn't you have seen him?

I am still looking for him.

I looked everywhere. Wonder where he is.

You guys are hiding here.

I made coffee and am wandering in the entire house.

Uncle, have you opened a coffee shop in the house?

Nephew, I had gone to find the chef.

I didn't find him. I thought I will make it.

He is not a chef. He is a murderer. You fool.

What are you saying? Kumar, why didn't you tell me before?

Whose pathetic ringtone is this?

He is here. Catch him. Catch him.

Leave me. Don't beat me. It's paining.

Mother!

I am sure his crony is calling.

You fool. You don't have any sense?

Why are you sending ghosts in my room?

I made a mistake by trusting you.

I didn't want to get my daughter married to that loafer.

That's why I told you to kill Kumar.

I can't trust you anymore. I will myself call off the marriage.

In my own way. Come on. Hang up.

Kajal. Please go and handle her.

Dear, don't cry.

Why did he do this?

- Talk to him. - I doubted him from the first day itself.

Hello. There is no marriage. Hang up.

Is it a real ghost?

Abracadabra. Get rid of the ghost.

Abracadabra. Get rid of the ghost.

There is a ghost behind you. A ghost.

- Papa. Papa. - Where is the ghost?

There is a ghost next to you.

Save me!

- Listen. - Tell me. Where is he?

Whether you beat me once or hundred times..

..but do it outside the bungalow.

There is a real ghost here.

- He won't speak the truth easily. - Baldy, look here.

You have been caught. Yet you are lying.

I will hit you on the head.

Fake ghosts have been exposed. Go home.

You can't escape from me.

- Mohan. - Yes, brother-in-law.

- Hold this stick. I will handle the child. - Yes.

Sonny, where are you? Uncle won't scold you.

If you come out, I will buy you a toy.

If you don't come, I will give you a punch.

Hey!

Who is there?