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Hi. This is
Elizabeth Montgomery,
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inviting you to stay tuned
for Bewitched.
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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Needs more salt.
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That's enough.
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Does it need pepper too?
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Mother, you may be
the salt of the earth,
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but I wish you wouldn't do that.
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I can season my stew
without your help.
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Well, I was just trying
to make things easier.
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No point in working yourself
into a stew.
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Stew.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, Samantha, you've lost
your sense of humor.
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DARRIN:
Hi, honey, I'm home.
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And I'm not surprised,
living with that drudge.
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Sam, what a wonderful surprise.
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Your mother's here.
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And I might have
a surprise for you.
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How would you like
to be a carrot
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growing in a field of rabbits?
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Mother.
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Hi, Mommy. Hi, Daddy.
Oh, hi, Grandmama.
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Guess what.
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We give up.
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I'm invited to a party.
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Terrific. Whose?
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Janice London's.
She lives down the street.
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Her birthday is
a week from Saturday
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and I'm invited
to go ice skating
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with a bunch of other girls.
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Now just calm down, Tabitha.
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There's one thing
you've forgotten.
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What's that?
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You don't know how to ice skate.
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Tabitha can't ice skate?
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Uh...
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Honey, why don't you
get cleaned up for dinner
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and Daddy and I
will talk about it, okay?
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Okay.
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Samantha, it's disgraceful
that Tabitha can't ice skate.
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Well...
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I remember when you took
your first lesson.
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You were 3 years old.
It was a morning lesson.
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And that same afternoon
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you qualified for
the cosmic Ice Capades.
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Blabbermouth.
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And she learned by witchcraft.
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How terribly clever of you
to figure that out.
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Well, Tabitha is going to learn
to skate the mortal way.
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I haven't skated since then,
so I'm probably a little rusty,
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but if you would like me to,
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I will personally teach Tabitha.
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I wouldn't like you to.
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If anyone is gonna teach
my child how to ice skate
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it'll be a mortal instructor
on a mortal skating rink,
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the mortal way.
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You're in a mortal rut.
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ENDORA:
Samantha.
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The prospect of my granddaughter
floundering on the ice
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with them has given me
a splitting migraine.
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And now that you've made a
perfectly marvelous person sick,
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she's leaving.
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Sam,
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when you take Tabitha for
her lesson, I want a promise.
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During the lesson, neither
student will use witchcraft.
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Well, of course not.
We want Tabitha to...
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What do you mean,
"neither student"?
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Can you learn to skate normally?
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From scratch,
without witchcraft?
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Why would I wanna do that?
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Could you or couldn't you?
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Darrin, why is it you think
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that witches need witchcraft
for everything?
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Not everything,
just everything difficult.
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Well!
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Can you learn to skate
the mortal way?
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Are you challenging me?
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Yes.
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I accept.
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And if I can't,
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I will be more careful
in the future
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about accepting challenges.
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NARRATOR:
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Hold on, Mrs. Stephens.
Now, don't be afraid to hold on.
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I'm not, I'm not.
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By the way, is there
a Mr. Stephens?
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Yeah.
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Then I guess it would be foolish
to ask for a date.
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I guess so.
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Hold your ankles straight.
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I'm trying.
Mommy, I'm getting tired.
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Yes, sweetheart, I know.
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This is tough
on both of us, but...
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Come on over here.
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Sit over there and rest.
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Good idea.
Me too.
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Whoa! Ah!
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Help! Put me down.
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Hello, precious.
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Hello, Grandmama.
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Oh, what a dismal place.
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The least your mother could do
is take you to the Swiss Alps.
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How is it going, sweetheart?
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Terrible. I'll be the worst
skater at Janice's party.
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Oh, will that upset you?
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Yes, all the other kids
will laugh at me.
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Oh, indeed they will not.
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Your grandmama on your
good side will not permit it.
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Will you put me down?
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If you don't mind my saying so,
you're some looker.
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Most housewives
who come down here
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look like they should be
on brooms instead of skates.
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Well, that's cute.
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Yeah, they're regular witches.
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You know what I mean?
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[MAGICAL CHIME]
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Right on, granny.
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[MAGICAL CHIME]
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Your mama's a showoff.
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[CHUCLKES]
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Well, here I go again.
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Well, careful now.
Be careful.
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No flesh of my fleshShall be flawed.
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To the skating world.
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A star is born
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Tabitha.
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Tabitha.
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It's a... It's a miracle.
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You're right.
But whose?
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Lady, you've been
putting me on, right?
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Trying to make me think
she's a beginner?
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No, not at all.
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She's just, uh,
a very fast learner.
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That child is a virtuoso on ice.
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She just picked it up
as if by magic.
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Now that she knows how to skate,
I think I'll take her home.
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[ALL APPLAUD]
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Let's see that again.
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Tabitha, stop that.
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Tabitha.
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In spite of your grandmama,
your mother orders you to stop.
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Holy Hans Brinker.
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Oh, hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, Daddy.
Tabitha.
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Adam give you any trouble?
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Not a bit.
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He's upstairs
playing in the nursery.
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How'd the ice skating go?
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Fine. Lots of fun.
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We both kept our promises.
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Good. I'm proud of you.
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Who did better? You or Tabitha?
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Well, um,
we started out equally.
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Equally bad, that is.
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But at the end,
Tabitha was terrific.
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I think I'll go upstairs
and play with Adam.
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Sam, this was a big day.
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We hoped Tabitha would learn
an important lesson and she did.
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In here.
Mm.
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Ow!
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What's the matter?
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I learned my important lesson
someplace else.
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News bulletin.
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Two children fast asleep.
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Darrin?
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Uh, honey, I'm trying to read.
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Is the book very interesting?
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Very.
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Oh.
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Well, would you mind
putting it down, anyway?
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I'd like to talk to you.
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What's up?
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Two consciences,
Tabitha's and mine.
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We talked it over and we agreed
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that honesty is
the best policy, right?
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Right.
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Well, here goes.
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Uh, today at the skating rink...
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Saved by the bell.
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Mr. and Mrs. Stephens?
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Yes?
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I'm Billy Blades Bookoltzer.
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Who?
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Don't you recognize my name?
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No, I'm afraid we don't.
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Billy Blades Bookoltzer.
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The dean of
American figure skating.
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Winner of 11 national and
international championships,
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five Olympic medals,
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two introductions from the
studio audience by Ed Sullivan.
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May I come in?
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What for?
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Madam, with my credentials,
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I should think you at least
owe me the chance to be heard.
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About what?
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Please, be seated.
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Thank you.
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A few hours ago,
I received a phone call
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from the young man
who gave your daughter
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her first skating lesson.
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To tell you she's a prospect
for the Olympics?
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Correct.
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It is?
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I hoped I was kidding.
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BILLY: I get these tips
from all over the country.
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Usually from crackpots.
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But since I happen
to live nearby,
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I decided to check this one out.
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Well, Mr. Bookoltzer,
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you have just heard
from another crackpot.
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Tabitha's only skated
one day in her life.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I was informed
that your daughter
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may be the greatest
figure skater
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since me.
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Gee, I wonder how she got
that good that fast.
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Uh, Mr. Bookoltzer,
Tabitha is just a beginner.
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Mrs. Stephens, the judgment
of how good she is
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must be made by an expert.
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I am that expert.
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You bring your daughter
to the same rink
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tomorrow morning at 10:00
before it opens to the public,
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and I shall grant
a private audition.
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If my information is right,
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we have an Olympic Games
prospect.
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But... But... But Mr. Bookoltzer,
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we're not interested
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in our daughter
skating in the Olympics.
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If I see that she's
championship material,
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I shall become
her personal coach.
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We can settle my fee later.
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Your fee will be nothing.
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Yes, you see, this year we're
a little strapped, so I'm...
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Payment may be deferred.
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Blades Bookoltzer
doesn't care about money.
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He cares about
the art of figure skating.
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He cares about
winning the Olympics.
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He cares about honor and glory,
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not for himself
nor any individual.
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For the United States
of America.
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Uh, well, Mr. Bookoltzer,
thanks anyway, but we pass.
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Pass?
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Pass, pass, you can't pass.
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You can't shut the door
on patriotism.
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If your child possesses
this natural talent,
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to suppress it would be treason.
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Uh, Mr. Bookoltzer,
Tabitha's natural talent
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is not ice skating.
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I shall determine that tomorrow.
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You have her there tomorrow
at 10:00 sharp
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or I shall never let up on you.
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If she's not there, I will haunt
this very threshold.
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I will follow you
wherever you may go,
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track you down
no matter what the cost may be.
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I shall never...
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surrender.
266
00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:55,886
Okay, Sam, what happened?
267
00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:56,887
You want the truth?
268
00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:59,422
Yes, the whole truth.
269
00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:01,558
You make a guess,
I'll bet you get it.
270
00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:03,727
Your mother.
You got it.
271
00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:05,663
[
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272
00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:15,139
[
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273
00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:27,751
Oh, hi, Mommy.
274
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,088
Are we the first ones up?
275
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:35,393
No, no, that honor
went to your brother at 6:00.
276
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,994
But I got him back to sleep
277
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,762
at 7:30.
278
00:16:40,198 --> 00:16:42,199
Why are we eating
in the dining room?
279
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,169
Well, I, um...
280
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,704
I thought we'd make
a big deal out of breakfast.
281
00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:48,973
Why?
282
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,441
For diplomatic reasons.
283
00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:55,079
And to put your father
in a good mood.
284
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,613
Is he mad at us?
285
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,951
No, sweetheart,
he isn't mad at you.
286
00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:03,854
He's a tiny bit mad at me.
287
00:17:04,922 --> 00:17:07,458
And a large bit mad
at Grandmama.
288
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,126
And when he sees
this fancy breakfast,
289
00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:10,627
he'll be all smiles.
290
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:14,097
Good morning, sweetheart.
291
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:15,098
Good morning, Daddy.
292
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:16,533
Good morning.
293
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:20,871
Well, for Sunday breakfast,
you have your choice of...
294
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:23,207
First, I want to check
the sports section.
295
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,008
Pancakes, waffles...
296
00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:26,543
Maybe Tabitha's in it.
297
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,779
French toast, Spanish omelet...
298
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,948
Ah. Here it is.
299
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:33,984
"Seven-year-old beginner
is poetry on ice."
300
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,587
or eggs Benedict.
301
00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:41,191
Oh, come on.
How could that get in the paper?
302
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:42,459
Did it?
303
00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:44,894
Not yet.
304
00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:46,196
Sam, the table is beautiful,
305
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:48,332
and I know you went
to a lot of trouble.
306
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,766
Oh, it was nothing.
307
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:51,702
And it's not going to do
any good.
308
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:55,072
Daddy, can I still go
to Janice London's party?
309
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,773
No.
310
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:59,643
Uh, yes.
311
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,345
I don't know.
312
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,480
Tabitha, why don't you get
your daddy's orange juice?
313
00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:04,481
Okay.
314
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,285
Sweetheart, you can't
punish her for something
315
00:18:08,286 --> 00:18:09,987
that was beyond her control.
316
00:18:11,355 --> 00:18:13,256
I agree with you,
317
00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:15,893
but who knows what else
is beyond her control.
318
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:19,696
Mother's had her kicks.
The spell is off.
319
00:18:19,697 --> 00:18:22,666
And I think we should keep
our appointment with Blades.
320
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,401
Why?
321
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,804
Because he won't give up
until we convince him
322
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:30,274
that Tabitha is not a candidate
for the Olympics.
323
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:33,243
And that it's his patriotic duty
324
00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:35,779
to forget the whole thing.
325
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,848
Maybe he forgot it already.
326
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:40,517
Maybe last night
we discouraged him.
327
00:18:40,518 --> 00:18:42,419
[PHONE RINGING]
328
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,560
Hello?
329
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,595
Hello. Billy Blades
Bookoltzer here.
330
00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,297
Oh, hello, Blades.
331
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,333
I'm calling to remind you
of your daughter's audition.
332
00:18:57,869 --> 00:19:00,871
He didn't forget.
What shall I tell him?
333
00:19:00,872 --> 00:19:02,406
Tell him that...
334
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,475
That...
335
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,516
Tell him we'll be there.
336
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,480
Blades, we'll see you
at the rink.
337
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,081
I'll be there.
338
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:18,922
Tabitha's star
is about to be eclipsed.
339
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:22,859
These are rented skates,
340
00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,661
and she doesn't have
her own costume,
341
00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:27,931
but I think Blades
will take that into account.
342
00:19:27,932 --> 00:19:29,266
Okay.
343
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:31,401
Warm up a little, princess.
344
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,676
What happened?
345
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,178
Oh, well, you remember
yesterday.
346
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,447
She's a slow
warmer-upper.
347
00:19:49,653 --> 00:19:52,789
I see my spell
needs a booster shot.
348
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,586
Now that's more like it.
349
00:20:29,293 --> 00:20:30,293
I'll go get Blades.
350
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:33,964
Your mother,
the Wicked Witch of the West,
351
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:35,632
strikes again.
352
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:37,868
Mother, where are you?
353
00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:41,538
Mother!
354
00:20:43,774 --> 00:20:45,008
You come over here.
355
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,513
Samantha?
356
00:20:50,514 --> 00:20:51,748
You called?
357
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:54,518
Endora, knock off
that spell or I'll...
358
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:58,088
I haven't put a spell
on Tabitha.
359
00:21:01,358 --> 00:21:04,361
Not completely.
360
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,596
No, just on her feet.
361
00:21:06,597 --> 00:21:08,098
[CHUCKLES]
362
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:14,938
Endora, if you don't...
363
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:19,176
Darrin, this is an occasion
that calls for unique handling.
364
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,178
Mother.
What, dear?
365
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:24,214
We beg you, out of love, please,
366
00:21:24,215 --> 00:21:26,383
take that spell off Tabitha.
367
00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:32,856
Mother.
What?
368
00:21:32,857 --> 00:21:34,858
Tabitha's life is
about to be taken over
369
00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:37,728
by the dean of
American figure skating.
370
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,829
He's talking about
the Olympic Games.
371
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:41,710
If she wins the Olympics...
372
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,501
DARRIN:
And with all that activity,
373
00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:46,903
she'll have very little time
for her family.
374
00:21:46,904 --> 00:21:49,105
Especially her dear grandmama.
375
00:21:49,106 --> 00:21:50,240
Oh, well.
376
00:21:51,876 --> 00:21:52,909
Oh.
377
00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:57,281
Tabitha...
378
00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:01,017
To spare youFrom that mortal fate.
379
00:22:01,018 --> 00:22:05,389
By the blue cosmosThat is above you.
380
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:09,859
You'll find you don't knowHow to skate.
381
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:11,728
It's done.
382
00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:13,664
Because I love you.
383
00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:20,670
Well, that's more like it.
Right, sweetheart?
384
00:22:20,671 --> 00:22:22,572
Right.
385
00:22:22,573 --> 00:22:24,708
[
]
386
00:22:38,589 --> 00:22:41,157
[
]
387
00:22:42,326 --> 00:22:43,794
[
]
388
00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:48,079
Blades is here.
389
00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:53,055
The audition may commence.
390
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:01,711
Um, Billy Blades Bookoltzer,
391
00:23:01,712 --> 00:23:04,381
uh, this is my daughter,
Tabitha, and this is my...
392
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,648
Please, no talking.
393
00:23:05,649 --> 00:23:08,185
I wish to observe the child
in silence.
394
00:23:09,386 --> 00:23:12,355
Uh, Tabitha, go on and skate
for Mr. Bookoltzer.
395
00:23:25,669 --> 00:23:27,950
Is this some kind of joke?
396
00:23:33,611 --> 00:23:36,013
It looks like she can't
stand up under pressure.
397
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:38,915
It looks like she can't
stand up on skates.
398
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,955
Two minutes ago
she was brilliant.
399
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,957
Uh, maybe she's tired.
400
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,058
How can she be tired
401
00:23:48,059 --> 00:23:51,494
when all she's doing
is sitting down?
402
00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:53,815
Madam, your child is a klutz.
403
00:23:58,502 --> 00:24:00,938
What does he mean, "klutz"?
404
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,940
Now that's someone
who's hopelessly clumsy.
405
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,241
Oh!
406
00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:07,077
Blades, I tell you,
that kid can really skate.
407
00:24:07,078 --> 00:24:09,479
You've always been neurotic
and it finally happened.
408
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,120
BILLY:
You've wigged out.
409
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:26,730
Oh, Mother, that's mean.
410
00:24:47,318 --> 00:24:48,685
Thank you, Mother.
411
00:24:48,686 --> 00:24:51,688
Yes, Endora.
Thank you and goodbye.
412
00:24:54,892 --> 00:24:56,259
[LAUGHS]
413
00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:01,031
[SAMANTHA LAUGHS]
414
00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:08,238
Well, I'm sorry, sweetheart,
but you asked for it.
415
00:25:10,007 --> 00:25:11,274
Whoa!
416
00:25:13,544 --> 00:25:14,778
Klutz.
417
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:16,913
[
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418
00:25:25,656 --> 00:25:27,224
[
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419
00:25:27,274 --> 00:25:31,824
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