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Hi, this is Elizabeth Montgomery
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inviting you to stay tuned
for Bewitched.
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[PLAYING SCOTTISH SONG]
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TABITHA: Esmeralda,
postcards from Mommy.
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SAMANTHA:
Dear Tabitha and Adam,
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this is a view of Loch Ness.
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It's a large lake,fed by the river Ness.
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"Loch" is the Scottish
word for lake.
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I knew that.
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You did not.
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SAMANTHA:
This is the home of the famous.
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Loch Ness monster,
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but more about him later.
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The lake is neara town called Inverness,
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which is in Scotland.
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We're here visiting a cousinof your daddy's.
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His name is Robbie
and he owns a small hotel.
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That's where we're staying.
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[WHISTLING]
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Oh, oh.
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That's all for now.
Love from us both.
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[CLINKING]
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Ah.
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[WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT] Some
have meat That cannot eat.
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And some would eat That want it.
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But we have meat And we can eat.
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And say "The Lord be thankit".
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Time to feed the inner man, eh?
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The inner woman is starving too.
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You've got a bonnie wee
witch there,
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Cousin Darrin, have you not?
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Close enough, Cousin Robbie.
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The salmon looks delicious.
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Very expensive too, I might add.
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If I was charging you for that,
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you'd be paying
a pretty penny for it,
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you can be sure.
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Business has been very,
very bad.
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Why is that?
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Well, you've no doubt heard
of the Loch Ness monster.
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He's the only tourist
attraction we have around here
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and he's been a wee bit shy
these past few years.
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With no monster,
Loch Ness is just another loch.
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Robbie, has it ever
occurred to you
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that the reason he's been shy
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is that there is no
Loch Ness monster?
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Nay monster?
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It's that kind of propaganda
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that keeps the tourists away,
laddie.
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Fact is I've seen the beastie
with my very own eyes
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and fearfully too.
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[ROARING]
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[PANTING]
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Robbie. Robbie.
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Darrin, get...
Get some water.
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Darrin?
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Oh, my stars.
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[ROARING]
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Bruce.
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Get back in the water.
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You're making a spectacle
of yourself.
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[ROARING]
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I don't know where Serena is.
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Now, get lost.
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ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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Darrin.
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Darrin.
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Robbie?
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Robbie.
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What...?
Happened?
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You both fainted.
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Are you sure of that, now?
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Sometimes I doze off very,
very quickly
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and it looks like I fainted.
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No. You saw...
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Okay.
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I saw the monster and I fainted.
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Did you see him?
Did you see him?
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Yes. Cute, isn't he?
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I gotta spread the news.
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The monster's back!
The monster's back!
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I don't know which
was more shocking:
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Seeing that monster yesterday,
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or having Robbie treat us
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to a champagne dinner
last night.
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Which, if you'd have had to pay,
[HORN HONKS]
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Would have cost you
a pretty penny.
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What do you suppose that is?
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Looks like a mini-submarine.
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A mini-sub with a maxi-captain.
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Why don't we go down
to breakfast
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and find out
what it's all about?
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It's a braw, bricht day.
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Good morning to you both.
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Morning, Robbie.
Morning, Robbie.
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Baron, Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
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The Baron von Fuchs.
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He's here with his submarine
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to take underwater
photographs of the monster.
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[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
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[ANSWERING IN GERMAN]
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[WITH GERMAN ACCENT]
The innkeeper tells me
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you were this close
to the monster.
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DARRIN:
That's right.
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In that case, I will join you.
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I would like to interrogate...
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Uh.
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Ask you some questions.
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What does the monster look like?
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Height, weight,
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color of eyes, complexion?
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Any distinguishing
characteristics?
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How is he armed?
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I thought you were here
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to take photographs
of the monster.
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That is only my cover.
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Actually, Boyd's of London
Insurance Company
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has a $3 million reward
for his capture.
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And it would give me
great pleasure
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to take money from the English.
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Well, good luck.
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But luck has nothing
to do with this.
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What has to do with
this is strategy,
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a trained regiment...
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A crew and our secret weapon.
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You mean the submarine?
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This is only
part of the equipment.
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We do it with laser beams.
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We divert the monster
from the front
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outflank him from the side
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and with our electronical
laser beam
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we give him a good shot
in the rear.
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He will be stunned
into submission.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, is there any danger?
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To the crew, no.
To the monster, maybe.
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You mean, there's a chance
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he might be stunned
into extinction.
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What has the monster
got to worry?
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He can only lose his life.
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I could lose $3 million.
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I've just lost my appetite.
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Excuse me.
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Okay, Sam, what's wrong?
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I just found the baron
very questionable.
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Oh, come on, Sam.
He's a joke.
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He's a monster-killer,
that's what he is.
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Uh, sweetheart,
I have a little headache
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and I think I'd like
to lie down.
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Why don't you go for a hike
in the heather?
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I'm not in a heather-hiking
mood.
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The truth is gonna come
as a shock to you.
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Try me.
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The monster is not a monster.
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You're right.
It comes as a shock to me.
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His name is Bruce.
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He's a warlock
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friend of Serena's
from way back.
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He adored her.
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He was a sick warlock.
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Well, she tried to maintain a...
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She tried to maintain
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a brother-sister
relationship with him,
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but he turned into
one of those pests.
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He kept hounding her,
day and night.
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And?
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Well, as she put it,
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if he was going
to behave like a monster
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he might as well look like one.
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So she turned him
into a monster.
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She turned him into a monster.
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Serena's the only one
who can change him back.
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Got to try and reach her.
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I wish I'd taken that hike.
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North, south, West and east.
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SOS For the Loch Ness beast.
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This, Serena Is a subpoena.
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Well, you certainly picked
a rotten time.
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Hi there, tall,
dark and nothing.
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I was in the middle
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of an archeological expedition
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with the maharajah of Indipoor.
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We were digging for diamonds
in his vault. Ha-ha-ha.
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I'll send you back
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as soon as you
take care of Bruce.
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Bruce who?
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Serena, you're in the town
of Inverness
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on Loch Ness.
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Bruce.
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The ding-a-ling.
How is the little monster?
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Well, he's in danger
of being captured.
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Who'd want him?
Or being killed.
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That I can understand.
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He was never
that much of a pest.
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Change him back.
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Oh, very well.
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I'll go down
and take a walk on the lake.
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I'll go with you,
just to make sure you do it.
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Whoa, nobody is going
lake-walking while I'm around.
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We'll take a boat.
Poop.
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Far enough, gondolier.
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Okay, get going, Serena,
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and don't waste
any time down there.
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[LAUGHS]
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Are you kidding?
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I want to get back
to my diamond-digging
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as quickly as possible.
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Bruce.
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Bruce.
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Bruce.
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Heigh-ho, Brucey.
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[GRUNTS]
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You really should see
a skin doctor.
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Oh.
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Groovy little undersea pad
you have here.
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[GRUNTS]
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Excuse me while I dry off.
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[
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There, that's better.
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[GRUNTS]
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No, thank you.
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[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
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Really, Brucey.
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I just have to do
what I came to do
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and then buzz off.
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[GRUNTS]
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Well, the scuttlebutt is
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you're in danger
of being captured.
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Sammy thinks you should
split this neighborhood.
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The decision's up to you.
Yes or no?
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[GRUNTS]
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Then here goes.
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Oh, it's so corny, I could die.
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Monster, monster of the deepLook into my eyes...
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[
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And sleep.
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When you awakeAt the count of three.
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The warlock, BruceAgain you'll be.
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One, two, three.
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Oh. Oh.
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Hands.
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Shoes.
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Oh-h-h.
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Oh.
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[GIGGLES]
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You botched it.
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I wasn't always this short.
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Well, you haven't changed.
You're still a whiner.
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Eh.
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How do you like it?
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How'd you get all
this stuff down here?
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I have a little witch
in the neighborhood
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who happens to care
a great deal about me.
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Oh.
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How is your mother?
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[CHUCKLES]
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I love when you insult me.
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It's like old times again.
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Can I offer you a little drink?
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No.
269
00:14:08,779 --> 00:14:11,115
Just say, "Thank you, Serena,"
270
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,782
and I will be on my way.
271
00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:14,718
I'm not gonna say thank you
272
00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:16,987
until you have
one drink with me.
273
00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:21,691
Uh, aren't you gonna ask
274
00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:23,760
how I've been doing down here?
275
00:14:23,761 --> 00:14:25,729
How have you been doing
down here, Bruce?
276
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:28,798
Beautiful. I was taking
a medical course
277
00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:30,300
and in a year from now,
278
00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:31,902
I would have become a sturgeon.
279
00:14:31,903 --> 00:14:34,771
[CHUCKLES]
280
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,209
I was just taking the course
for the halibut.
281
00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:42,379
One more joke like that
282
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,982
and I'll see that
you finish the course.
283
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:46,484
So be it.
284
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,018
A toast.
285
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:50,387
I've been rehearsing
this for years.
286
00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:52,756
Witch Serena Fair and sweet.
287
00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:54,358
Oh, ha-ha, true.
288
00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:56,593
I knew that once again We'd meet.
289
00:14:56,594 --> 00:14:58,896
And I'd no longer Weep and wail.
290
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,365
Because my darling Has a tail
291
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,303
[SCREAMING]
292
00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:10,508
You double-crosser.
293
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,009
Ta-ta. I'm off to find a...
A short girl
294
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:16,113
at the Warlock Club party
for singles over 2100.
295
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,351
Oh, oh.
296
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:21,785
Fink!
297
00:15:21,786 --> 00:15:23,353
What's keeping her, Sam?
298
00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:25,690
Maybe I ought to go below
and investigate.
299
00:15:25,691 --> 00:15:27,191
Absolutely not.
300
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,859
She's probably down there
301
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,361
comparing notes
with a man-eating shark.
302
00:15:31,362 --> 00:15:33,931
SERENA:
Ship, ahoy!
303
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,533
There she is.
304
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,534
[
]
305
00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:46,811
I got to admit,
she swims like a fish.
306
00:15:58,756 --> 00:16:00,824
SAMANTHA:
Come on, Darrin, pull.
307
00:16:00,825 --> 00:16:02,926
Pull.
I can't.
308
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,048
Kick your feet.
309
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,266
SERENA:
Don't touch me. Ow.
310
00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:12,336
What's the matter,
311
00:16:12,337 --> 00:16:14,738
haven't you ever
seen a mermaid before?
312
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:20,544
Yes, but only on a can of tuna.
313
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,017
[
]
314
00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:30,554
Talk about holding a grudge.
315
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:32,289
Oh, never mind, Serena, relax.
316
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:33,891
We'll think of something.
317
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,793
You already thought
of something.
318
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,194
Look at me.
319
00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:41,132
Oh, I was doing so well
with my tap-dancing lessons.
320
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,933
Now what?
Get me back to the inn
321
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,768
and into a warm tub.
322
00:16:44,769 --> 00:16:46,036
To the inn?
323
00:16:46,037 --> 00:16:48,205
We can't take you back
there in your condition.
324
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,807
Well, what else can we do?
325
00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:53,610
Throw her back in the lake?
326
00:16:53,611 --> 00:16:55,312
Well...
327
00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:58,649
You wait till I get
my powers back, buster.
328
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,184
I was just trying to be helpful.
329
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,385
Don't worry, sweetheart.
330
00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:03,320
No one will see us go back
to the inn.
331
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:05,801
I'll just zap us to our room.
332
00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:11,495
Don't touch.
333
00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:14,898
[WHINING]
334
00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:17,635
Serena, will you please
cover up?
335
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,538
What's to cover up anymore?
336
00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,175
If you don't mind.
337
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:36,020
Serena, try to remember
Bruce's spell.
338
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,688
Maybe I can reverse it.
339
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,290
Well, it went something like:
340
00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:45,429
Witch Serena Sweet and frail.
341
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,798
I'd like to grab you By the...
342
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:52,335
Oh, no. That's not it.
It's no use.
343
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,206
Why don't we have her filleted
344
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:57,808
and fried and put out
of her misery?
345
00:17:57,809 --> 00:18:00,911
That's two funnies I owe you.
346
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,547
Sweetheart, why don't you go
down to the bar and relax?
347
00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:05,249
We'll work this out.
348
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,417
That's the best suggestion
I've heard so far.
349
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,087
Okay, time's a-wasting.
350
00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:12,823
We've got to get Bruce back.
351
00:18:12,824 --> 00:18:14,859
He's the only one
who can help you.
352
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,927
And he's the only one who won't.
353
00:18:16,928 --> 00:18:18,529
Well, we have to try.
354
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,164
Where did he say he was?
355
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,167
He said he'd be
at the Warlock Club,
356
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,969
a party for singles over 2100.
357
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,806
Let's see.
358
00:18:29,807 --> 00:18:36,147
That's 36.6 degrees
north by northwest
359
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:40,351
on the cosmic continuum.
360
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,487
Warlock BruceOf Loch Ness fame...
361
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:44,788
Sammy.
362
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,791
If I hear another incantation,
363
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,125
I'm going to be sick.
364
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,562
Just turn on the power
and get him here.
365
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,064
You're right.
366
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,040
You realize
that you zapped me out
367
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,209
of the semifinals
of the tango contest?
368
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:08,045
I could have won.
I have a lovely dip.
369
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:13,150
Don't mention dip to me.
370
00:19:14,252 --> 00:19:15,753
You poor dear.
371
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,888
Oh, you should be back
in the lake.
372
00:19:17,889 --> 00:19:20,624
Your scales are shedding.
373
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,426
And as for you, Samantha,
374
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,161
I'm gonna report you
to the Witches Council
375
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:26,563
for the illegal use
of teleportation spells.
376
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:27,765
Oh?
377
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:30,100
Well, how about
your good deed for the day?
378
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:33,136
BRUCE: That's perfectly legal
under the Laws of Revenge,
379
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,672
article 33 B.
380
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,174
Well, how about
the Law of Mercy?
381
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,676
You said the magic word.
"Mercy."
382
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,045
I mean, why not?
383
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,780
We're grown-up,
decent witches and warlocks.
384
00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:44,949
Mercy it is.
385
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,151
Let's see,
I was a monster for 40 years.
386
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,086
Forty years from now,
I'll be merciful,
387
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:52,289
but until then,
happy swimming, little mermaid.
388
00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:55,325
I told you he was
a first-class stinker.
389
00:19:56,828 --> 00:20:00,130
Mother always said
forgive and forget.
390
00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:01,798
Never liked Mother.
391
00:20:04,135 --> 00:20:07,204
Sam, Robbie's on his way...
392
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:10,307
Serena, will you
cover up your tail?
393
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,982
Uh, Darrin, this is Bruce.
394
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:21,151
Bruce, this is my husband,
Darrin.
395
00:20:21,152 --> 00:20:22,919
Bruce the monster?
396
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,689
Eh, the former monster.
Want my autograph?
397
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:27,491
I'd love it, but later.
398
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:29,226
Sam, we've gotta clear the area.
399
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,061
Robbie's on his way up and he...
400
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:33,530
He's here now, Darrin.
Hi, Samantha.
401
00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:36,867
Are you feeling
any better, lassie?
402
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:37,868
Miracles.
403
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:39,435
Europa Travel just called
404
00:20:39,436 --> 00:20:42,106
and booked the inn
for a whole year.
405
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,474
Solid and glory be.
406
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:46,677
A television network
is sending a special crew
407
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,980
to televise the monster
in action via Telstar.
408
00:20:49,981 --> 00:20:53,116
Telstar? Huh. Imagine that.
409
00:20:53,117 --> 00:20:54,384
Hurry. Hurry now. Hurry.
410
00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,621
Oh, well. I'll be getting
back to my dance.
411
00:20:58,622 --> 00:21:02,192
Poor Robbie.
He's in for an awful letdown.
412
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:04,461
Not necessarily.
413
00:21:04,462 --> 00:21:06,629
Samantha, I'm... I'm waiting.
414
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:13,971
I suppose the public would
be satisfied with a mermaid.
415
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:17,207
There's no substitute
for the Loch Ness monster.
416
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:20,044
Let's get at it, Samantha.
Back to my dance.
417
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:24,281
Introducing, for the first
time in any loch,
418
00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:27,551
Serena, the mermaid.
419
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:32,589
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, good thinking, Sammy.
420
00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,724
Hold it. What do you mean,
"Serena the mermaid"?
421
00:21:34,725 --> 00:21:37,661
Are you suggesting that a...
A mermaid can replace me?
422
00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:40,830
I'll work up an act.
I can swim.
423
00:21:40,831 --> 00:21:44,134
I can sit on the rocks
and sing the song of Lorelei.
424
00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:47,337
Ooh-ooh-ooh
425
00:21:47,338 --> 00:21:48,638
And for an encore,
426
00:21:48,639 --> 00:21:50,407
I can mess around
with the fishermen.
427
00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:51,408
[GIGGLING]
428
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:54,178
Top that,
you silly little beast.
429
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,446
Hey, Serena, I didn't realize
you could do all that.
430
00:21:56,447 --> 00:21:58,348
[GIGGLES]
431
00:21:58,349 --> 00:22:01,251
I may even take over
your little underwater pad.
432
00:22:01,252 --> 00:22:02,219
My place, huh?
433
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,254
Jacques Cousteau
could drop in anytime.
434
00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:05,415
Hold it a minute.
435
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:12,729
The truth is I've always
been a bust as a warlock.
436
00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:14,131
You're right, Serena,
437
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,166
I'm too short.
438
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:18,235
I've got a rotten personality.
439
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,702
I'm a pest.
440
00:22:19,703 --> 00:22:23,273
But in that lake, I'm a star.
441
00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:24,875
He has a point.
442
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:26,377
The little twerp.
443
00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,877
That's me, a little twerp.
444
00:22:27,878 --> 00:22:29,946
I'd rather be a big monster.
445
00:22:29,947 --> 00:22:31,381
But what about the baron?
446
00:22:31,382 --> 00:22:33,049
Oh, I can take care of him.
447
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,152
Send me back, Serena, please.
448
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:38,655
How can I, in my condition?
449
00:22:38,656 --> 00:22:40,957
Oh. Sorry.
450
00:22:44,929 --> 00:22:46,330
And now:
451
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:47,897
[ROARS]
452
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,301
Your turn.
453
00:22:51,302 --> 00:22:53,003
My pleasure.
454
00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:57,407
And I hope the German gets you.
455
00:23:01,679 --> 00:23:03,246
[
]
456
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,417
[
]
457
00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:12,689
Well, sweetheart,
you gonna miss all this?
458
00:23:12,690 --> 00:23:16,159
Like I'm gonna miss
earthquakes and tidal waves.
459
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,430
[
]
460
00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:27,837
[YELLING IN GERMAN]
461
00:23:43,787 --> 00:23:47,490
At ease.
Oh, well, thank you.
462
00:23:47,491 --> 00:23:49,659
Uh, where have you been, baron?
463
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:53,996
In great danger
at the bottom of the lake.
464
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,399
That's where I've been.
465
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,070
Look what that crazy
monster did to me.
466
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:03,339
How did that happen?
I was in my little submarine
467
00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:07,711
minding my own business,
on a search-and-destroy mission,
468
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:10,414
when he attacked me
from the rear.
469
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:15,151
Two bites and no more submarine.
470
00:24:15,152 --> 00:24:17,587
He ate it like it was
a piece of mackerel,
471
00:24:17,588 --> 00:24:20,857
but how I escaped,
Himmler only knows.
472
00:24:20,858 --> 00:24:22,592
I'm getting out of here.
473
00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:24,761
Boyd's of London,
474
00:24:24,762 --> 00:24:29,799
you can take the $3 million
in $1 bills and:
475
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,503
[SHOUTS IN GERMAN]
476
00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:36,806
Wow.
477
00:24:36,807 --> 00:24:40,377
Well, at least we know
Bruce can take care of himself.
478
00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:43,112
Yeah, we'd better get back
to the inn and pack.
479
00:24:43,113 --> 00:24:44,847
[BRUCE ROARING]
480
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,485
Oh, hi, Brucey.
481
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,654
[ROARS]
482
00:24:51,789 --> 00:24:53,256
Really?
483
00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:56,593
[SNARLS]
484
00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:59,296
Oh, well,
I'm sorry to hear that.
485
00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:03,266
[ROARS]
486
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:05,335
Why, yeah, sure, right away.
487
00:25:05,336 --> 00:25:07,236
[ROARS]
488
00:25:07,237 --> 00:25:10,206
You're welcome.
[ROARS]
489
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:13,843
Well, what does he want?
490
00:25:13,844 --> 00:25:16,746
Well, it-it seems the submarine
didn't agree with him.
491
00:25:16,747 --> 00:25:20,417
He wants me to get him
a case of bicarbonate.
492
00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:21,584
[GIGGLES]
493
00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:23,252
[
]
494
00:25:27,224 --> 00:25:29,259
[
]
495
00:25:29,309 --> 00:25:33,859
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