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Okay, Tabitha. It's almost time
for your lunch. Let's go.
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Okay, but just 10 more swings?
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No, sweetheart.
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I have so many things to do.
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Daddy's coming home
from Canada this afternoon.
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- Ten is too many.
- Nine more?
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Tabitha, life is not one big swing.
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- But, Mommy...
- No buts.
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Five. That's my final offer.
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One.
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You stay right here, Bonzo.
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I'm gonna give it a running start.
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Hurry up, Tabitha.
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Mommy, I only have little legs.
For me, this is hurrying.
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That's right, sweetheart. Well...
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- Mommy, is that cake for me?
- No.
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We're gonna have
a welcome-home party for Daddy.
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With cake and candles?
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Sure!
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Two. One for each day
he's been gone.
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Daddy, Daddy.
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No, no, sweetheart.
That's not Daddy.
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He's not coming home
till late this afternoon.
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Hi, there. Where did you come from?
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Monkey, monkey.
I wanna play with the monkey.
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Come here, you silly little thing.
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He's probably lost.
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Maybe he's trying to tell us
where he lives.
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Yeah, well, sorry, old man,
but I can't quite understand you.
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I wanna play with the monkey.
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You finish your lunch, young lady, and
after your nap, we'll take him home.
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Wherever that is.
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No doubt about it.
You are a monkey with a problem.
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Okay, fella.
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Come on down from there,
and let's see.
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Oh, well, I guess you're not
getting my message.
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I'm certainly not getting yours.
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So let's just make this easy
on both of us.
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A monkey you are
A monkey you'll be
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In human form
When I count to three
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One, two, three
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Oh, there. That's better.
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Sure is, lady. A lot better.
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You'll never know how much.
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Well, I don't know.
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I thought you were
a cute little monkey.
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I'm not a monkey.
I'm a chimpanzee.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but they are the same family.
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People do get them confused.
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Well, I don't know why they should.
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Do they confuse a shark with a goldfish
or a lion with a pussycat?
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Yes, well...
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If you just tell me where you live and
who you belong to, I'll take you home.
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No, you won't.
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I'm not going back to that little boy.
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Poor fella's probably crying
his eyes out for you right now.
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The kid's a brat!
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He cares more about his kite
than he does about me.
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When I take you home,
I'll talk to him about that.
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- No, you won't.
- Why not?
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I've waited a long time
for my chance to be a man.
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The point is, you are not a man.
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And you can't remain a man,
not even for one day.
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Think of it this way.
I'm almost a man already.
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I just missed it on the
evolutionary ladder by one rung.
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Now how would you feel?
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That's life. Think of the poor fella
who invented 6-Up.
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Oh, boy.
I had to pick a funny witch.
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You have one human quality already.
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You're a wise guy.
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I'm wise all right.
Wiser than most people.
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How many people in that park today
knew you were a witch?
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Oh, my stars.
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Don't be stubborn about this.
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Okay. Okay. You have a choice.
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Back home or to the zoo.
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How you like them bananas?
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- Yes?
- Mr. Tate?
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Miss Tucker and Mr. Flynn
are here to see you.
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All right, show them in.
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- Mr. Tate.
- Miss Tucker, good to see you again.
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Mr. Flynn. I thought that...
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Well, wasn't your appointment
for tomorrow?
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Well, Bobby, here, came up with an
idea that couldn't wait until tomorrow.
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Darrin Stephens
is your account executive...
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...and I'd prefer he be here for...
- We don't need your Mr. Stephens.
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- Go ahead, Bobby.
- Right.
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First, the models.
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Models?
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Now just picture this.
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A TV commercial and these magnificent
specimens walk on the screen.
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Now, the pitch is to the ladies.
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To bring out the best in your beast,
give him Brawn Cologne!
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That's really...
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But, of course,
once you get the music, it'll...
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Mr. Stephens and I
will give this some thought.
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Remarkable the way
they get those things to pop.
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Those things are called pectorals.
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It's remarkable anyway.
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Miss Tucker, will you step
over here, please?
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Miss Tucker, you owe it to yourself
to listen to Stephens's ideas.
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We don't want to rush into anything.
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You've been talking about
Darrin Stephens for days.
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I'm beginning to think he's a figment
of your imagination.
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Darrin has been in Canada on
business. He'll be back this afternoon.
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And we'll see him
first thing in the morning.
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We'll see him today or not at all.
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Good idea. We'll go over
to Darrin's house right now...
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...and catch him the minute he gets in.
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Oh, come on. Be a good sport.
Tell me where you live.
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Let me put it this way.
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Either you tell me your address,
or I'll change you back, anyhow.
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Then you'll never find out, will you?
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Okay. Game time is over.
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A chimp you once were
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A...
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Mother!
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Aren't you going to introduce me
to your gentleman-friend?
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He is no friend,
and he is no gentleman.
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He's rather cute for a mortal.
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Mother, he's an ape.
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Most men are.
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I'm a chimp.
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If you're a chimp,
I'm a monkey's uncle.
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Two funny witches.
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Fun and games are over.
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A chimp you once were
A chimp you will be
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Little and hairy when I count to...
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Mommy, Mommy, I woke up.
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- Saved by the baby.
- Not for long.
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I'll deal with you later.
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You're a regular little swinger,
aren't you?
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- Oh, Endora.
- Mr. Tate.
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Oh, Miss Tucker, Mr. Flynn...
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...this is Darrin Stephens'
mother-in-law, Mrs...
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Endora.
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- Do come in, please.
- Thank you.
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- Is Darrin home yet?
- No, no, he isn't.
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And the house is so empty
without the dear boy.
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- Where's Sam?
- She's upstairs with Tabitha.
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Miss Tucker's the creator
of Brawn Cologne for men.
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And Darrin's the account executive.
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Mr. Tate seems to think
that Mr. Stephens...
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...is going to pull the perfect
advertising campaign...
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...right out of his attach� case.
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I'm very curious, Miss Tucker.
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Why does a woman run a company
that makes a man's cologne?
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For money.
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And there'll be plenty of that
to go around once we get rolling.
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Not if we don't find the perfect image
for our product, there won't.
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And the way things are going,
I'm beginning to think...
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- Who is that?
- His name?
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It's Harry. Harry Simian.
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- Divine, isn't he?
- Oh, he certainly is.
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You know what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking we've found our man.
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Oh, he'd love to hear you
say that. Harry?
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...you go. Turn around.
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Oh, my. You look very pretty
for Daddy's homecoming party.
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Now, you stay up here and colour...
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...and I'll get Grandmama to come up
and see how pretty you look.
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Okay, Mommy.
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Oh, yes. Yes, I feel that he's the
perfect model for Brawn Cologne.
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I'll set up the gallery in the morning
for some pictures.
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And if it works out...
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...how about a long-term contract?
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The longer the better.
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Hi, Larry. What a surprise.
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Oh, hi, Sam.
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This is Evelyn Tucker and Mr. Flynn.
Samantha Stephens, Darrin's wife.
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- How do you do?
- Hello.
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Sorry to barge in on you like this,
but Miss Tucker...
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...was very anxious to meet
with Darrin on the account.
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- He'll be home any minute.
- We don't need him anymore.
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We just found the answer
to our campaign.
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Miss Tucker thinks
that Darwin's cousin, Harry...
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...is the perfect image
for her Brawn Cologne.
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Well.
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Harry is expected at home.
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I mean, he has a little boy
waiting for him at home.
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Don't you, Harry?
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- He'll keep.
- That's fine.
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We'll see you at the office at nine.
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Now, wait a minute, Larry.
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Don't you think we ought to wait
for Darrin to get home...
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Well, I mean...
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I mean, after all, Brawn Cologne
is Darrin's account.
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I am Brawn Cologne,
and I'm satisfied.
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We won't take up any more
of your time, Sam.
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Ask Darrin to call me
when he comes in.
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Goodbye, everybody.
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Oh, good bye, Harry.
See you tomorrow.
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I'll be there.
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No, you won't.
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Sam, we're talking about
an $800000 account.
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Now, if Harry isn't downtown
bright and early tomorrow morning...
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...tell Darrin not to come in either.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Right, Harry.
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Bye, Endora; Sam.
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Not a bad start
for my first day as a man.
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Yes, as I was saying.
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A chimp you once were
A chimp you will be
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Little and hairy
When I count to three
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One, two, three
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Okay, come on.
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You go out there and play.
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While I think of something
to tell Darrin.
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Tell him the truth.
He's getting an $800000 account.
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- He should be thrilled.
- He'll be furious.
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He's never what he should be.
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Hello?
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Hi, sweetheart.
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What a shame.
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How much longer do you think
you'll be stuck there?
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Two days?
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Oh, that's marvellous.
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No, I mean, it's marvellous
that you're doing so well there.
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No. No, no, don't call Larry.
I'll call him for you.
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Everything's just fine here.
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Sweetheart, you have fun
and don't worry.
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Good bye.
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I'll do the worrying for both of us.
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Here's Grandmama to baby-sit
while you take your chimp off to work.
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A monkey,
posing for a man's cologne.
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Where did I go wrong?
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Look on the positive side, my darling.
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Brawn has its image...
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...Harry has a crack at being human,
and Durwood is a hero.
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Now look on the negative side.
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Harry is a chimp.
There's no telling what he can do.
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He could ruin everything, and Larry
will find some way to blame Darrin.
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All right. Wake up.
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A monkey you are
A monkey you'll be
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But in human form
When I count to three
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One, two three
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Okay. You're a man for a day.
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That means nine to five.
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What's the hurry?
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They're gonna take pictures
of you in an hour.
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I'm not good for anything
till I've had my morning coconut.
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A star is born.
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All right, hold it just like that, Harry.
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That's it. That's it.
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Okay. Bring that light in there.
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All right,
now pick the drink up, Harry.
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That's it, that's it.
246
00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:52,248
All right, now. Now look sexy, Harry.
247
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,527
That's it. Boy, that's good.
248
00:15:59,571 --> 00:16:01,721
- Good, good.
- Is that all?
249
00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:04,809
Oh, baby, we've just begun.
250
00:16:06,411 --> 00:16:08,641
All right, now hit him with that spot.
251
00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:10,079
Yeah, that's good. Good.
252
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:14,330
Okay, Harry. Now let's have
some good action shots.
253
00:16:15,571 --> 00:16:17,846
All right, you ready, Harry?
254
00:16:18,051 --> 00:16:21,327
Okay, swing.
255
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,723
Hey, get down from there.
256
00:16:25,931 --> 00:16:28,650
It's the tennis racket you're
supposed to swing, dumb-dumb.
257
00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:34,481
Who does he think he is,
calling me a dumb-dumb?
258
00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:36,602
Harry, you just relax.
You're doing fine.
259
00:16:36,811 --> 00:16:39,200
I'll find out
how much longer it'll be.
260
00:16:51,171 --> 00:16:52,399
Just a few more shots.
261
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,171
This is the worst apple I've ever tasted.
262
00:16:55,371 --> 00:16:57,282
- It's wax.
- Wax?
263
00:16:57,491 --> 00:16:59,243
You humans have strange appetites.
264
00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,727
All right, everybody.
Break's over. Back to work.
265
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:06,719
Come on, my boy. Let's get out there
and pose. Time is money.
266
00:17:10,811 --> 00:17:13,644
Why so glum?
You did beautifully today.
267
00:17:13,851 --> 00:17:15,603
It was harder than I thought.
268
00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:20,123
Just the same, I must admit
you made it as a man.
269
00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:23,648
- Well, I don't want to be a man.
- Oh, boy.
270
00:17:23,851 --> 00:17:25,409
I thought humans were complicated.
271
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,171
I didn't like it today.
I didn't like it at all.
272
00:17:28,371 --> 00:17:30,043
All those humans
cared about was work.
273
00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:32,526
Nobody wanted to play.
274
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:35,804
You're not giving it a fair chance.
You asked for one full day.
275
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,208
- It's only half over.
- I've seen enough.
276
00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:42,959
As a chimp,
nobody pushed me around.
277
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:45,890
People didn't yell at me
or call me dumb-dumb.
278
00:17:46,091 --> 00:17:47,922
They patted me and fed me.
279
00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:50,283
Well...
280
00:17:50,491 --> 00:17:52,800
...now that your pictures
for Brawn are finished...
281
00:17:53,011 --> 00:17:55,002
...it's no problem
changing you back.
282
00:17:55,211 --> 00:17:56,644
Great!
283
00:17:56,851 --> 00:18:00,048
Well, good bye, Samantha.
You're a queen among witches.
284
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:03,243
And you're a prince among chimps.
285
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:11,044
Oh, wait a minute. I gotta give you
the address of the kid who owns me.
286
00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:17,644
Sweet little fella.
Probably crying his eyes out over me.
287
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,003
Hello?
288
00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:24,210
- Oh, Hi, Larry.
- Sam, we rushed the pictures through...
289
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:26,288
...and Harry is sensational.
290
00:18:26,491 --> 00:18:28,561
Well, all's well that ends well.
291
00:18:28,771 --> 00:18:31,205
Ends my foot!
This is only the beginning.
292
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,561
Evelyn and I have mapped out
the whole campaign.
293
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:37,127
TV spots, personal appearances
around the country; the works.
294
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:40,084
I'm afraid you're gonna have
to get someone else, because...
295
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,327
Nonsense. Harry's it.
296
00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:46,365
He may be a little inexperienced, but
he's got the mystique for the product.
297
00:18:46,571 --> 00:18:50,041
Well, his mystique is a mistake.
298
00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:51,604
You see, he doesn't want to...
299
00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:53,927
Sam, will you let me worry
about what he wants?
300
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:57,885
Just see to it he's down here at
five 'o clock for the press conference.
301
00:18:58,091 --> 00:19:00,969
And, Sam, lest we forget...
302
00:19:01,171 --> 00:19:04,163
...this is an $800000 account.
303
00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:07,128
Well, that's unforgettable, all right.
304
00:19:08,011 --> 00:19:09,649
Yeah, I got you, Larry.
305
00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:14,167
Oh, Darrin, he'll be very pleased.
306
00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:15,929
Bye.
307
00:19:20,051 --> 00:19:21,404
Okay, you can change me back.
308
00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:24,603
Harry, I'm afraid
there's been a slight delay.
309
00:19:24,811 --> 00:19:26,961
I don't want a slight delay.
I wanna be a chimp.
310
00:19:27,171 --> 00:19:29,162
I know. Yeah, I know.
311
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:31,441
But try to be patient. Now...
312
00:19:31,651 --> 00:19:33,482
No, you can't quit...
313
00:19:33,851 --> 00:19:35,569
But you could be fired.
314
00:19:35,771 --> 00:19:37,329
Fired? How? I'm too good.
315
00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:40,489
Just act like the real you,
that should do it.
316
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:44,007
- The real me?
- That's right.
317
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:50,322
Okay, Harry, baby.
Now let's have that look of distinction.
318
00:19:50,531 --> 00:19:52,123
That's it. Hold it.
319
00:19:55,651 --> 00:19:58,802
Makeup, let's get that shine
off of his nose.
320
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:08,686
He bit me, he bit me.
He actually bit me.
321
00:20:08,891 --> 00:20:11,041
That's the animal in him.
322
00:20:12,371 --> 00:20:13,850
Oh, perfect.
323
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,919
Miss Bond; Charlie.
324
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,009
Oh, I want you to meet some
friends from the press. Miss Bond...
325
00:20:19,211 --> 00:20:21,884
...editor of "Fashion Wear" magazine,
and Charles Gilbert...
326
00:20:22,091 --> 00:20:26,721
...of "Sportswear Daily". This is
Brawn Cologne's man, Harry Simian.
327
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,683
I'm not Brawn's man.
328
00:20:30,051 --> 00:20:32,963
You mean you don't like
being Brawn's man?
329
00:20:34,531 --> 00:20:35,930
He means...
330
00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:38,326
...that he's his own man.
331
00:20:38,531 --> 00:20:40,362
That's not what I mean.
332
00:20:40,571 --> 00:20:42,448
Guess again.
333
00:20:43,891 --> 00:20:46,007
- Sam, what's he doing?
- Telling the truth.
334
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:48,930
- You wouldn't want him to lie.
- Of course I would.
335
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:01,886
Brawn's man, my foot.
You're Brawn's beast.
336
00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:04,446
He didn't mean that.
Tell her you didn't mean that!
337
00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:05,879
- I didn't mean that.
- I know.
338
00:21:06,091 --> 00:21:07,922
What I really meant was this.
339
00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:10,560
He's so playful.
340
00:21:22,811 --> 00:21:24,847
I have never been so humiliated...
341
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,690
...in my whole life.
- I know, I know.
342
00:21:30,651 --> 00:21:33,085
Fire that man.
Get rid of him!
343
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,009
You're fired, right now! Out!
344
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,441
Fine, fine!
345
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,403
Bravo, bravo!
346
00:22:00,131 --> 00:22:03,840
What is so "bravo" about
what that gorilla is doing?
347
00:22:05,211 --> 00:22:07,486
Why don't you tell her, Larry?
348
00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:10,645
Why don't you tell her, Sam?
349
00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:13,206
Oh, well, yes, of course.
350
00:22:13,491 --> 00:22:15,288
This whole thing was carefully staged...
351
00:22:15,491 --> 00:22:17,322
...to help kick off
Darrin's new slogan.
352
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:22,249
"When your man uses
Brawn Cologne...
353
00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:26,490
...there's no telling
how wild he might get."
354
00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:33,406
Did you know about this?
355
00:22:33,611 --> 00:22:35,010
It all depends.
356
00:22:37,411 --> 00:22:39,208
Well, I think it's sensational.
357
00:22:39,411 --> 00:22:40,810
I knew about it.
358
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:45,323
Tate, I question your methods,
but I approve the slogan.
359
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,283
Yes, we thought you'd like it.
360
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,164
And I also approve of the campaign,
on one condition.
361
00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:53,239
- What's that?
- That I never...
362
00:22:53,451 --> 00:22:57,205
...have to lay eyes on that ape again
as long as I live.
363
00:22:57,411 --> 00:22:59,402
Well, I think that can be arranged.
364
00:23:12,571 --> 00:23:14,766
Look, Mommy, monkey.
365
00:23:14,971 --> 00:23:16,689
That's not a monkey. It's a chimp.
366
00:23:16,891 --> 00:23:19,485
There's a big difference.
At least the chimps think so.
367
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:22,649
- Are they as smart as people?
- Some of them are smarter.
368
00:23:25,211 --> 00:23:27,486
- What's his name?
- Bonzo.
369
00:23:27,691 --> 00:23:29,602
Hello, Bonzo.
370
00:23:30,331 --> 00:23:33,721
He was lost for a few days,
but he's back now.
371
00:23:33,931 --> 00:23:36,525
I'm sure if you love him
and take very good care of him...
372
00:23:36,731 --> 00:23:38,244
...he'll never run away again.
373
00:23:39,571 --> 00:23:43,246
- Say good bye, Tabitha.
- Good bye, Bonzo.
374
00:23:45,611 --> 00:23:46,839
So long, Harry.
375
00:23:46,889 --> 00:23:51,439
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