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-Sam?
-Yes, sweetheart.
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Please hurry, will you, honey?
This client doesn't fool around.
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-I wanna be on time.
-I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying.
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-You almost ready?
-Almost, sweetheart.
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Are you kidding?
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You're closer to going to sleep
than you are to being ready.
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Oh, Darrin, when a man lets his wife
know at the last minute...
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...they're going to a party
for a business associate...
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...that man has no right
to be annoyed.
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Let's not discuss the rights of man.
Let's just step on it.
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On an hour's notice, I had
to contact Mother to babysit.
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She was late, I had to feed Tabatha,
I had to press my dress and set my hair.
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At least you didn't have to tote
that barge and lift that bale.
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So count your blessings.
I'm gonna pull the car out.
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Don't strain yourself.
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So much for the second floor.
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Would you like a cosy attic...
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...or a sun deck?
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A sun deck.
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That's the way
I would've designed it.
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You have superb taste.
Now, come on.
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May I talk to the architect
for a moment?
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How many times
do I have to tell you...
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...no you-know-what
in front of Tabatha?
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If you're going to ask me
to babysit at the last minute...
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...it's going to be on my terms.
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Oh, no it won't.
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You know perfectly well
that you-know-what...
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...is forbidden around here,
and as head of this household...
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...I absolutely will not tolerate it.
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-Tyrant.
-Witch.
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Oh, my brush.
Where did I put my brush?
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Sam, please, we're late.
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-How long have you been there?
-Long enough.
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I don't know why I bothered
pulling the car out.
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Why don't we use your broom?
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Darrin.
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Everybody driving
on this road tonight...
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...managed to get here
without witchcraft.
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I know that, Darrin.
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Everybody at the dinner tonight
managed to dress without witchcraft.
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That's true.
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And all we poor mortals...
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...manage to get through every day
of our lives without witchcraft.
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-I know. I know, but--
-No buts.
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When we got married,
you promised to love, honour...
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...and no witchcraft.
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Well, I knew you didn't
wanna be late...
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...and so I just speeded
things up a little.
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-I was hurrying for you.
-For me?
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Well, from now on,
kindly remember...
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...I don't need you to use
your witchcraft...
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...I don't want you
to use witchcraft...
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...under any circumstances.
I don't want you--
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Flat tire.
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Must've picked up a nail.
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Guess so.
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Good thing I wasn't going fast.
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Well, I'd better go out and fix it.
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Fine.
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Boy, it sure is raining out there.
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Pouring.
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I sure would love to know how I'm
gonna change that tire in this rain.
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Any suggestions?
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Just like everybody else...
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...with a jack.
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That's cute, honey.
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You know...
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...this is what I would call
a very unusual emergency.
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And under the circumstances,
I wouldn't object to you using a little--
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No. Oh, no.
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No, no. You were right.
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Everybody manages
to get through...
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...every day of his life
without witchcraft.
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-Well, that's true.
-And everybody...
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...on this road tonight
got here without witchcraft.
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-That's right.
-And everybody...
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...who gets a flat tire
on this road tonight...
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...is going to change it
without witchcraft.
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So far be it from me
under any circumstances--
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Okay, okay. Forget it.
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I'll do it myself.
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Thank you.
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No, thanks. I'm fine.
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Tate, I'm leaving my old advertising
agency for only one reason.
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-You know what that is?
-No, but I'd love to.
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Too much talk, not enough action.
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Good reason.
I couldn't think of a better one.
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I hear Stephens
gives you as much action as you get...
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-...in the business.
-Oh, he does. He does.
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Then, where is he?
He's a half-hour late and I'm starving.
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Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
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Hi, Larry, Louise,
Mr. and Mrs. Sharpe.
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Darrin, what are you doing
in a wet tuxedo?
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-Freezing.
-You see, we had this flat tire--
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Well, that's the sort of thing
that can't be helped.
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Oh, it could've been helped,
all right.
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Dwight, Mr. Stephens
can't just stand around like that.
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No, he can't.
He's dripping all over our rug.
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Come on, Stephens.
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Let's see if we can't find you
some clothes to change into.
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And there I stood,
looking like Smokey the Bear.
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Oh, that's very amusing,
Mr. Sharpe.
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Then I remember
Gwen and I went fishing...
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...on Lake Athabasca up in Canada.
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Beautiful spot. Very romantic.
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Dwight, I was never
on Lake Athabasca in my life.
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What's keeping your husband?
I laid out a complete change for him.
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Well, he's usually
a very fast dresser.
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-Perhaps I should go up and--
-Why go up? Here I am.
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I'm glad I'm not as tall as you.
I'd look ridiculous in my clothes.
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Sam, maybe we'd better
make it another night.
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Nonsense. If you go home now,
you'll miss the rest of Dwight's story.
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-What story?
-The one about the trip...
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...to Lake Athabasca...
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...that I didn't go on.
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Darrin, I never noticed before, but
you've got a great pair of legs there.
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Stephens, where's your
sense of humour?
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I left it out in the rain.
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A laughingstock.
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An absolute laughingstock.
This evening was a fiasco.
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Well, calling Mr. Sharpe
"Shorty" didn't help.
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He deserved it.
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Well, of course he did.
If he'd had the good sense...
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...to be a few inches taller,
none of this ever would've happened.
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That's right, make jokes.
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Well, you do look funny
in that little suit.
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A tall man in a small suit
is classically funny.
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It's been funny for centuries.
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And you ought to know.
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Are you making allusions
to my age?
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If the allusion fits, wear it.
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You are one step away...
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...from making Custer's
Last Stand look like a love-in.
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It's your fault. If you'd
fixed that tire in the first place--
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Let's not go into that again.
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Why not go into it again?
It's the root of the whole problem.
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To twitch or not to twitch:
That is the question
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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
to suffer the slings and arrows...
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-...of outrageous--
-That's right...
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...borrow from Shakespeare.
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You probably knew him personally.
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There you go again.
Hinting about my age.
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Well, it just so happens
that Shakespeare...
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...was more of a gentleman
than you've been tonight.
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For that matter, so was Blue Beard.
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And just how well
did you know Blue Beard?
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Not as well as I knew Henry VIII.
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Sam?
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-Sam, where are you?
-I'm in the closet.
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Listen to me. Don't do anything
you may regret later on.
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Sam, where do you think
you're going?
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-Bowling.
-That's not funny...
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...and you're not leaving
this house.
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Tabatha and I are going
home to Mother.
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Just where does a witch go
when she goes home to Mother?
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That's for me to know
and you to find out.
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Sam.
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Sam, you're my wife and I demand
that you appear before me!
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Oh, Sam.
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Sam?
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Good morning, Betty.
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Good morning, Mr. Stephens.
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-Have there been any calls for me?
-No, there haven't.
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You sure there hasn't been
a call from my wife?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Stephens,
but nobody called.
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It's only 9:30.
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Right.
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Oh, Darrin...
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...I'd like to see you for a moment.
These go right out, Betty.
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Darrin, your behaviour last night
was inexcusable.
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Please, Larry,
let's not go over that again.
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Again? This is the first chance
I've had to mention it.
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Dwight Sharpe had it coming.
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00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,318
Just because a man has it coming
doesn't mean you give it to him.
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Especially when a man
has a $500,000 account.
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Exactly.
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Let's talk about something else. I've
got more important things on my mind.
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Like what, a $600,000 account?
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-Please.
-Fortunately for you...
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...I smooth-talked Sharpe out of it.
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Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.
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What's the matter with you, Darrin?
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Oh, nothing. I'm just fine.
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-Sam okay?
-Well, she's fine.
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Something wrong?
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What could be wrong?
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Why, when I left, she--
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She was playing
hide-and-seek with the baby.
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And when Sam hides,
she doesn't fool around.
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Look how well she sleeps up here.
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It's this lovely smog-free air.
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I suppose so.
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Maybe I should've fixed
that flat tire after all.
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I think what you need, my darling,
is to meet someone new.
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Take your mind off dumb-dumb.
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Mother, I hope you're joking.
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Mr. Sharpe is here.
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Well, send him in.
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Why would he wanna see you?
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-Good to see you, Dwight.
-Tate.
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Darrin and I were
talking about last night...
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...and Darrin feels he owes you
a tremendous apology.
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-He doesn't know what got into him--
-Tate, shut up.
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Stephens, if there are any apologies
to be made, I should make them.
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As my wife pointed out repeatedly
last night, I behaved like a fool.
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Well, I must admit,
I was a little bit of a fool myself.
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Nonsense. I baited you.
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And I could've easily
sidestepped you.
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-Stephens.
-Darrin...
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...if Dwight wants
to be the fool, let him.
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Okay, you're right.
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-You were wrong.
-Good.
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With that settled, I suggest
we take another crack at dinner.
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Marvellous. I'd love to.
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-How about my place again?
-Perfect.
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-Let's say tonight.
-Let's.
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-Let's not.
-What do you mean, "Let's not"?
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-I thought you accepted my apology.
-I did. Can't we just let it go at that?
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No, I would like to apologize
to Mrs. Stephens too.
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I'll call her and
give her your message.
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I'd prefer to apologize in person.
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I'm afraid it won't
be possible tonight.
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-Of course it's possible.
-Larry, it isn't.
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I mean, my wife
is at her mother's, and--
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Darrin, only two minutes ago,
you told me Sam was at home.
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Did I say home?
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A person's entitled
to change his mind, isn't he?
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What's going on? Are you coming
to my place tonight or not?
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We'll be there, Dwight.
You can count on that.
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-Let's say 8:00.
-Eight o'clock it is.
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-Terrific. See you then.
-See you tonight.
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Why did you do that, Larry?
I told you I can't make it.
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Oh, yes, you can.
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There's a $500,000 account
at stake...
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...so believe me, you'll make it.
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Now, get in touch with Sam and we'll
meet you at the Sharpes' at 8, sharp.
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Eight o'clock sharp at the Sharpes'.
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Sam.
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Sam.
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The phone, Darrin.
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00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,754
Try using the phone.
243
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,319
Samantha.
244
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,238
Oh, Darrin.
245
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,639
Samantha.
246
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,596
You know, Mother, that fight we had
became ridiculous.
247
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,792
We got to the point where we
said things we didn't even mean.
248
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,669
Sam, wherever you are,
I didn't mean when I said...
249
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,393
...the whole thing
was your fault.
250
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,029
I didn't mean it when I said
he wasn't a gentleman.
251
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,754
I didn't mean it when I said
you knew Blue Beard.
252
00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,430
It's all my fault for not
fixing that silly tire.
253
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,110
Sam, it was all my fault
for not accepting you...
254
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,959
...as the sweet,
beautiful witch you are.
255
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,476
I was being wilful and stubborn...
256
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,750
...and definitely out of line.
257
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,071
I apologize.
258
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,238
I love you.
259
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,911
Would you please come home?
260
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,709
Darrin.
261
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,435
-Sweetheart, it was so--
-I don't know how I could--
262
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,512
-What?
-Not so loud.
263
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,711
You'll wake Tabatha.
I just put her to sleep.
264
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,911
-Okay, you first.
-Okay, you first.
265
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,988
-Okay, me first.
-Yeah.
266
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,919
This whole thing was my fault.
267
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,439
It was my fault.
268
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,676
And if you're willing...
269
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:04,031
...let's forget the whole thing,
pretend that it never happened.
270
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,468
It's forgotten.
271
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:09,150
And then we'll go to a nice,
quiet little French restaurant...
272
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,396
...sip some champagne
and celebrate.
273
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,433
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
274
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,071
I'll get it, sweetheart.
275
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,474
Darrin, just dropped by
to make sure that you--
276
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,352
-Oh, hi, Sam.
-Hi, Larry.
277
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,278
Be seeing you later, Sam.
278
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,478
I'll be up in a minute, sweetheart.
279
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,229
What are you doing here?
280
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,115
I wanted to make sure you won't blow
that party at the Sharpes' tonight.
281
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,675
I have no intention
of having dinner with Mr. Sharpe.
282
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,518
Sam and I have plans.
283
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,792
I know you do, with Louise and me
for dinner at the Sharpes'.
284
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,230
I know Sam's home
so you have no excuse.
285
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,874
Tonight is business, big business.
286
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,514
I tell you, Samantha's
not in the mood for business.
287
00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,917
-Well, get her in the mood.
-It's not that simple.
288
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,032
There's trouble in paradise.
289
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,389
Mother.
290
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,280
Oh, Samantha,
when are you going to wake up?
291
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,879
You know what you are
to Dobbin?
292
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,196
-Darrin.
-A convenience, a business asset.
293
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,109
Or, as the mortals say, a meal ticket.
294
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,596
Mother, you have Darrin all wrong.
295
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,360
In fact, we're going
to a French restaurant tonight...
296
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,039
...to celebrate my homecoming...
297
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,596
...and you are babysitting.
298
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,557
If you are right, I'm babysitting...
299
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,352
...but if you're wrong...
300
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,599
...you, Tabatha and I
are cloud-sitting.
301
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,791
-Deal?
-Deal.
302
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,228
Good.
303
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,237
Listen to this.
304
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,034
You're a bright boy, Darrin.
You'll think of a way.
305
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,356
See you and Samantha
at the Sharpes' tonight.
306
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,754
-Larry--
-Darrin...
307
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,111
...two last words, be there.
308
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,834
You see...
309
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,395
...Mother is always right.
310
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,749
Don't be too sure.
311
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,030
I'll see you on cloud eight.
312
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,831
Honey, why aren't you
getting ready?
313
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,476
Ready? For what?
314
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,470
For dinner. Have you forgotten?
315
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,711
Not entirely.
316
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,911
What was it again exactly?
317
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,310
Well, there was you, and me, and--
318
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,078
And?
319
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:37,037
A bottle of champagne
in a cosy French restaurant.
320
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,550
-Just the two of us?
-Just the two of us.
321
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,075
Oh, Darrin.
322
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,271
Oh, I love you.
323
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,037
Oh, just the two of us?
324
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,390
Just the two of us.
325
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:55,073
That's right, the same group:
us, the Sharpes and the Stephens.
326
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,669
Oh, are we going to play
Insult the Guests again?
327
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,668
Louise, never mind the sarcasm.
Just hurry up.
328
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,795
Sweetheart, I have
something to tell you.
329
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,434
You see, I made
this dumb bet with Mother.
330
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,313
Honey, I don't wanna
talk about your mother.
331
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,958
Well....
332
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,957
Honey, what did Larry want?
333
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,390
He doesn't come over
unless there's a good reason.
334
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,717
And what did he mean when he said,
"Be seeing you later, Sam"?
335
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,150
Honey, I don't wanna talk
about Larry either.
336
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,078
This is our evening.
337
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,748
Well, sweetheart,
I wouldn't wanna stand in the way...
338
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,518
...of important business.
339
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,871
There is nothing
more important than you.
340
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,513
Now, fix me a drink.
341
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,039
Yeah.
342
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,158
Larry, hurry and get to the phone
343
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,669
Or you'll end up
At the Sharpes' alone
344
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,118
Boy, if there's one thing
I can do, it's make a dry--
345
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:58,749
I think I'll call Darrin.
346
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,077
Larry, come fix this clasp for me.
It's broken.
347
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,955
Oceans are churning
Deserts are barren
348
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,152
Larry, won't you please
Call Darrin
349
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,037
If you'll just hold your wrist still....
350
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:17,149
-I think I'll call Darrin.
-No, you don't.
351
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,669
Just stop nagging those two.
And don't worry...
352
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,393
...they'll be there tonight.
353
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,716
I think I'll wear something else.
354
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,954
Maybe I'm being a little too poetic.
355
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,954
Larry, pick up that phone.
356
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,594
Hello?
357
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,634
Oh, hi, Larry.
What a pleasant surprise.
358
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,233
Well, sure we'll be there.
359
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,839
Be where?
360
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,638
Right. Eight o'clock.
361
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,958
Sharp at the Sharpes'.
362
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,913
Oh, yes, Larry, that's very funny.
363
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,552
Yeah. Bye.
364
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,356
Larry called you about tonight?
365
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,039
Went right by me, huh?
366
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,516
Well, now, sweetheart,
I'm very glad he called.
367
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,713
It's a wonderful opportunity
to straighten this out with the Sharpes.
368
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,071
Honey, it's not up to you to
straighten it out. It was all my fault.
369
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,794
-No, it wasn't.
-If I hadn't have been such a--
370
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,992
-If I had fixed that tire--
-If I hadn't have rushed you--
371
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,591
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
372
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,270
The evening's going to be a
tremendous success. I can just feel it.
373
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,029
It certainly is starting out right.
At least we're not going to be late.
374
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,520
And it's beautiful out.
There's even a moon.
375
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,595
And good tires. I had them checked
on the way home from work.
376
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,192
You think of everything, don't you?
377
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,991
Almost everything.
378
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,078
-We're out of gas.
-Oh, Darrin.
379
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,875
And the last gas station
was at least five miles back.
380
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,630
Not necessarily.
381
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,558
Sweetheart, look.
382
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,956
That's funny.
I never noticed that before.
383
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,718
Neither did I.
384
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,832
Isn't it amazing how quickly
they build things nowadays?
385
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:48,432
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