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"And then Prince Charming bent over
Sleeping Beauty and kissed her.
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Her eyes fluttered and opened.
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There was joy and wonder in them
as she beheld the prince.
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'Oh, Prince Charming,' she sighed.
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'I've waited so long for you.'
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Soon after, their marriage was
celebrated throughout the kingdom...
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...and they lived happily ever after."
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And then what?
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-That's all.
-No, read more.
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Well, there's no more to read,
sweetheart.
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They got married,
and that was the end.
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The end of the story, I mean.
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And you stop stalling, young lady.
Lie down.
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Shut your eyes and go to sleep.
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Shut.
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Surprise.
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Mother, I wish you wouldn't do that.
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Not that I mind, but you know
how Darrin objects.
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I also know that he's gone out of town
on business.
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And I've come to help you celebrate.
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I thought a nice weekend
on the Riviera.
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You, Tabatha and me.
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We would also have to include
Louise and Larry Tate...
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...and Darrin's cousin Helen
and her boyfriend.
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They're coming for dinner.
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-Oh, how revolting.
-So it's been nice seeing you, Mother.
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You're going to throw me out?
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I'd be delighted if you'd stay.
But they'll be here any minute...
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-...so would you mind changing?
-Of course not.
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Oh, lovely.
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-Thank you, darling.
-Oh, that is lovely.
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Book.
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And then what happened?
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You won't mind bartending,
will you, Larry?
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In Darrin's absence,
it's the least I can do.
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Especially since you are responsible
for his absence.
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If I didn't know you better, Sam,
I'd think you were kidding.
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Larry says we've met Helen.
I don't recall her.
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You met her. She's the one
that brought that baseball player...
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...to our Christmas party
a few years ago.
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The one
with the great strikeout record.
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I thought he was a catcher.
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I'm talking about Helen.
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Well, the truth is, she hasn't been
very lucky with men, poor girl.
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I think she's hoping
to impress this latest candidate...
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...with the joys of married life.
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Remember that.
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Don't worry. Fortunately, I've had
quite a bit of acting experience.
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-Samantha.
-Yes?
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Endora. How are you?
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Could you excuse yourself a moment,
Samantha?
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Well, Helen and her friend
will be here any second.
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Just the same, I think you'd better
tear yourself away.
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Excuse me.
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Her mother visits her a lot,
doesn't she?
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Yes, but at least she waits
until her son-in-law's out of town.
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-Hi, Helen.
-Hi.
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-Remember me? Larry Tate?
-Of course.
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Samantha'll be down in a moment.
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This is Ralph.
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Nice to meet you, Ralph.
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Come in.
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And this is my wife, Louise.
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-Hi. Hello there. Won't you sit down?
-Hi.
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Oh, Mother,
you have to do something.
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I can't have him roaming around here
with a house full of company.
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There's nothing I can do, Samantha.
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For some reason, Tabatha can't seem
to work the spell in reverse.
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Tabatha, how often have I warned you
about this sort of thing?
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Please, do not blame the dear child.
She was merely curious.
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And she's so lovely, so like
her mother in beauty and grace.
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Personally, I think the child
is remarkably advanced.
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And I'm not saying that
because I'm prejudiced.
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You should be very proud
of your niece.
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Granddaughter.
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No. Impossible.
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The story doesn't mention
where you're from, Prince Charming.
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But there must have been
a lot of oil on the property.
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For the time being,
would you please step in here?
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Of course, dear lady.
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That is not going to help, Samantha.
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Why?
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That's why.
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Samantha, he has no substance.
Have you forgotten?
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He's a product of witchcraft.
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-Oh, no. Mother, what am I going to do?
-I hope you won't think me forward.
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But it would give me great pleasure
to join your company.
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It's so dull being confined
to the pages of a book.
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Always the same old faces.
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Yes. Nothing against you,
but-- Yes?
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Couldn't I see the baby
before she goes to sleep?
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Just a moment.
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I hope you don't mind.
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Dear lady, to make you happy
is the object of my existence.
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Come in.
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I hope you don't mind,
but I haven't seen the baby since--
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Mother, Mother,
this is Darrin's cousin, Helen.
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-Hi.
-Helen, this is my cousin, Charlie.
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How do you do?
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It's a great pleasure to meet you,
dear lady.
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Oh, my. I just know I'm blushing.
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Do you mind if I say that the bloom
of your cheek rivals the rosy dawn?
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Oh, no. Go ahead and say it.
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Helen, did you wanna say
good night to Tabatha?
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Who? Oh, of course.
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-Hi.
-My, how she's grown.
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Helen, I really think we should
go down and join the others.
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I just love the English,
especially English men.
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Mother, haven't you any suggestions
at all?
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-Just one.
-What's that?
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Set another place for dinner.
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Guess who dropped by unexpectedly?
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My cousin, Charlie.
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This is Louise Tate.
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Charmed.
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Samantha, where have you
been hiding him?
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This is Larry Tate.
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-A great honour, sir.
-Hi.
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And you must be Ralph.
My mother.
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-How do you do?
-And cousin Charlie.
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-A great pleasure to meet you, sir.
-Likewise.
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Well, dinner won't be too long.
Please sit down.
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-Larry, would you freshen this drink?
-Yes.
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Well....
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Oh, dear ladies,
as I cannot divide myself...
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...suppose I give you instead
my undivided attention?
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Oh, what a marvellous sense
of humour.
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You're very kind,
but a sense of humour is useless...
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...until it falls on a receptive ear.
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I can't get over the feeling
that I've seen you before.
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How happy that makes me.
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For is not familiarity
the doorstep to friendship?
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-What'd he say?
-You got me.
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I have to do something to divert
Helen's attention from the prince.
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Well, I'd suggest an earthquake,
but I doubt if it would work.
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-I think I'll try some nice loud music.
-Yes.
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Oh, good. I was just in the mood
for dancing.
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I thought Larry didn't like to dance.
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He doesn't.
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Oh, that one's perfect.
Oh, Charlie.
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You're making a fool of yourself.
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-Jealous?
-Of him?
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You could learn a couple of things
from him.
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What? How to smile
and say nothing?
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It would be an improvement.
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Can I get you another drink?
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Thanks. Could you make that
a double?
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Can I ask you something?
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Is that guy for real?
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Oh, what a marvellous dancer
you are.
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And may I say that you, dear lady,
dance as if the air were your home.
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-What do you mean?
-He talks and he talks...
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...but he doesn't say anything.
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Well, for your information,
he won't be staying long.
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That makes two of us.
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You know, you're just too good
to be true.
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Oh, look, a full moon.
Let's dance out there.
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She may have problems,
but being shy isn't one of them.
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If she isn't careful,
she's gonna be shy one man.
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Excuse me.
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Where's Ralph?
I'd better find him and talk to him.
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He might be a little upset.
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Too late. And he was.
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-What do you mean?
-He just left.
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Oh, no.
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You're a regular David Niven.
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-Helen.
-Yes?
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I think you should know,
Ralph just left.
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Ralph who?
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Well, it's wonderful
to hear your voice, Darrin.
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Oh, everything's just fine.
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Cousin Helen?
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Oh, she had a wonderful time
last night.
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You're coming home when?
Late tonight?
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Well, if I sound funny,
it's just because I miss you.
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Me too. Bye.
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-Did you hear that?
-I did, and I thought it was revolting.
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Mother, he is coming home tonight.
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You've done nothing
about getting the prince in the book.
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Well, please don't get overwrought.
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And above all,
don't lose your sense of humour.
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There's a funny side to everything.
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Oh, really? Can you see the look
on Darrin's face...
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...if he comes home
and the prince is still here?
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See? There is a funny side.
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Hi, Sam. Sorry to bust in on you
so early, but--
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Oh, good morning, Endora.
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But I just had to speak to you
before I went to the office.
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-About what?
-Your cousin Charlie.
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I tell you, I couldn't sleep a wink
last night.
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Oh, Larry. Well, you don't think Louise
was seriously interested in him?
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No, but she was pretty darned
intrigued, wouldn't you say?
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Well, maybe. But I don't think
you have to worry about Louise.
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Well, who's worried about her?
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You're not? Then what kept you up?
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Well, that's what I wanna talk
to you about.
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Can we go into the den? Excuse us.
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-Helen.
-Hi. I hope you don't mind...
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...my dropping in
so early in the morning.
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-But I think I left my gloves here.
-You weren't wearing gloves.
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No wonder I didn't have them
when I got home.
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Well, as long as I'm here, do you mind
if I stay to have a cup of Charlie?
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I mean, coffee?
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You don't understand these things.
Take it from me...
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...this cousin of yours is dynamite.
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I won't deny he's got something.
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But how can you and Darrin use it?
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One of our big problem clients,
and Darrin's the account executive...
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...is Abigail Adams Cosmetics. Know
how many guys they turned down...
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...to do their commercials?
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You don't mean
you're gonna recommend him...
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...to do their commercials.
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No, I'm going to recommend him
to work in the mailroom.
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-That would be better, Larry.
-Sam, come on, get with it.
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We've got hold of a guy
who's dynamite with women.
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Yes, it's certainly worth
thinking about.
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Why don't you wait and discuss it with
Darrin when he gets back tomorrow?
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Tomorrow?
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Sam, I'm so sure of this,
I've set up a camera audition...
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...for 11 :00 this morning.
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This morning?
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Today, this morning?
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The client will meet us
at the studio.
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With his wife, at my suggestion.
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Tell Charlie to grab his coat
and come on.
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Now, wait a minute, Larry.
I mean, don't you think...
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...you ought to find out
if Charlie's interested?
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I thought you said
he was between jobs.
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-Well--
-You realize what kind of income...
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...these commercials bring?
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Now, come on,
let's stop wasting time.
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-Would you like some coffee?
-Thanks, but no time for that now.
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-Where's Charlie?
-Out on the patio with Helen.
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Excuse me.
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What's going on?
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I just love a man who loves children.
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I think it's such an important quality
in a husband-- Father-- Man.
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There you are. Good morning.
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Charlie, may I tell you
what a lucky man you are?
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They're going to put him
in front of a camera?
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Yes.
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That should be delicious.
I'd love to be there when it happens...
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00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,858
...or rather when it doesn't happen.
244
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,650
-What do you mean?
-But a prince can't appear...
245
00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:51,930
...on the telly. He has no substance.
246
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:55,689
Oh, Mother, this is no time
for character analysis.
247
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:58,733
Samantha, I've never known you
to be so dense.
248
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:02,570
Haven't I already told you
that the prince is only a projection...
249
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,736
...that he is a creature of witchcraft?
250
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:08,250
You put him in front of a camera,
and there won't be an image.
251
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:11,532
Well, then he won't get the job and--
252
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,728
You mean the screen will be blank?
253
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,453
Exactly.
254
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,013
Larry!
255
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,176
Isn't it exciting about Charlie?
256
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,452
Where is he? Did he go upstairs?
Did Larry go with him?
257
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:28,174
He went with him,
but they're not upstairs.
258
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,689
-Where are they?
-On the way to the TV studio.
259
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:34,097
-Oh, no. Mother.
-What?
260
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:38,339
Mother, will you please watch
Tabatha. I have to go after them.
261
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:40,371
Could I possibly drive down
with you?
262
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:43,652
I'm not driving. I've got to fly.
263
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,618
Fly?
264
00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:50,889
I don't very often go out on a limb,
but I can practically guarantee...
265
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,570
...this fella will put Abigail Adams
Cosmetics in the number-one spot.
266
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,533
-Believe me, Mr. Blumberg.
-Well, I'm willing to be shown.
267
00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,573
But I wish you'd brought your wife
along. She'd prove my point.
268
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:02,577
But I did bring her.
269
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:05,931
As far as I'm concerned,
I think you'll be perfect for the job.
270
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,449
If I can merely approach
your expectations...
271
00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:12,016
...it will be my special joy,
dear lady.
272
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:15,371
In fact, I think you'll be
more than perfect.
273
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,335
See what I mean?
Why don't you go get your wife...
274
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,338
...and let's go into the booth?
275
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,933
I'd have waited for you if I'd
known you wanted to come along.
276
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:33,894
Well, it isn't that I wanted to--
They haven't started yet, have they?
277
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,170
Just about to.
278
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,257
What is it, Sam?
You seem a little upset.
279
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:42,578
Who, me? No, no.
I'm perfectly relaxed and calm.
280
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,370
Larry, you have to call off
this audition.
281
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,899
Well, why?
282
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:52,332
Now, look, it's something about
Charlie. Don't ask me what it is.
283
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:55,816
But if you put him before a camera,
you're gonna be very embarrassed.
284
00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,656
And this is very confidential.
285
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,694
What is?
286
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,458
What I just told you.
287
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,568
What did you tell me?
288
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:10,180
-Okay, Al, put him in the chair.
-Right.
289
00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,171
I want to wish you all the luck.
290
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:20,009
Since I've met you,
fortune has already smiled.
291
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,217
If you ask me,
he's some kind of nut.
292
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,138
You should be such a nut.
293
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,496
What's happening?
Why isn't he in the chair?
294
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:38,339
-He is.
-I mean the black leather one.
295
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,417
That's the one he's in.
296
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,052
-What do you think?
-Of what?
297
00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:48,534
How does he look to you?
298
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,617
Frankly, I don't know
what they see in him.
299
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,651
Me neither.
300
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:56,215
How you doing?
301
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:58,411
We're having strabismus trouble,
Mr. Tate.
302
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,532
I'm afraid we'll have to postpone
the audition.
303
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:10,568
Mother. Oh, there you are.
304
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:14,011
-How did it go, darling?
-Fortunately, it didn't.
305
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:16,017
They thought their equipment
was wrong.
306
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:20,179
What a shame. It would have made
a delightful conversation piece.
307
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:24,170
Yes, and when Darrin found out
about it, he would've had a fit.
308
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:26,575
As I say, what a shame.
309
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,056
Have you made any progress
with Tabatha?
310
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:33,139
Who had a chance? Elena hasn't
left me alone for a moment.
311
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:36,537
-It's Helen.
-Well, whatever her name is...
312
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:40,176
...she certainly knows how
to keep a conversation ho-humming.
313
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,530
Is she upstairs?
Well, I'll get rid of her.
314
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:46,413
We have to get the prince back
before Darrin gets home.
315
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,850
Please, I beg of you,
don't send me back.
316
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:50,971
Sorry, Charlie,
I don't have any choice.
317
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,579
You'll be much happier there.
318
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:55,931
No, I won't. I like it here.
Everyone's so kind.
319
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,973
Especially the ladies.
I don't want to go back.
320
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,933
Well, for your information,
you don't have any choice either.
321
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:06,418
Samantha, I hate to say
you're wrong, but you're wrong.
322
00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:09,500
-Pardon?
-I realize what the problem's been...
323
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:14,649
...all along. It isn't that Tabatha's
not performing the spell properly.
324
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:18,091
But it can't work
if he doesn't want to go back.
325
00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:24,099
Mother, I hope this isn't another one
of your questionable jokes.
326
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:28,691
If I'm not telling the truth, may I never
enjoy another glass of wolfbane...
327
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,379
...on the rocks.
328
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,014
Well, what about Sleeping Beauty?
329
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:37,132
-Who?
-Now who's joking?
330
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:41,572
No. No, I don't think he is.
331
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,771
I'll be back in a minute.
332
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:55,453
Gad, you're beautiful.
If only you were a little more inhuman.
333
00:19:56,140 --> 00:20:00,019
I'll go right down. Would you mind
if I call my mother in Buffalo...
334
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,576
...and reverse the charges? I really
ought to tell her about Charlie.
335
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:06,658
Helen, why don't you wait till later?
336
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,896
You mean when the rates change?
337
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:13,173
Well, when something changes.
338
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,100
Do you have any objections
to a big wedding?
339
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,975
Mother, would you and Charlie
come up here for a minute?
340
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,011
Very well.
341
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,415
Mind if I borrow him
for just a little bit?
342
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,212
Oh, no.
343
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:36,297
-Will you see who that is, please?
-Oh, of course.
344
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,377
-How did you know I was here?
-They told me at the hotel.
345
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:46,411
I just wanted to--
346
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:49,498
Anyway, I'm sorry I left last night
without saying anything.
347
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,409
-Well, that's okay.
-No, it's not.
348
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:56,374
I shouldn't have left without saying
you're one of the rudest girls I ever met.
349
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:59,015
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
350
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:02,178
Well, that's the way I feel.
I'm just glad I found out in time.
351
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:05,452
Look, if the only reason--
352
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,212
What do you mean,
"found out in time"?
353
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,252
You think I wanna
marry somebody...
354
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:12,974
...that runs after every pretty face
she sees?
355
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:17,492
Marry? Ralph, dear,
don't stand out there.
356
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,531
You'll catch your death of cold.
357
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,014
It's who?
358
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,370
Sleeping Beauty, who else?
359
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:27,816
You see, Tabatha zapped him
out of the middle of the book.
360
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,898
He didn't know about the end
of the story.
361
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,936
See what you get if you go back?
362
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,775
Well, go ahead.
363
00:21:52,380 --> 00:21:54,211
You still wanna stay here?
364
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:58,132
As you people say,
"Are you kidding?"
365
00:21:58,340 --> 00:22:00,171
In that case.
366
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,414
All right, sweetheart.
367
00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:14,970
Very good.
368
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,858
And they lived happily ever after.
369
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,652
Right.
370
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,130
Now it's my turn.
371
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:36,931
Now, remember, Tabatha,
under no circumstances whatsoever...
372
00:22:37,140 --> 00:22:39,859
...are you to do that again.
Do you understand?
373
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:42,620
-Do you understand?
-Yes, Mommy.
374
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,333
Well, it could've been worse.
375
00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:47,008
Suppose you'd been reading her
one of the Babar books?
376
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:50,530
Well, at least Helen wouldn't have
flipped over an elephant.
377
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:53,937
Which reminds me. How am I
gonna tell her about Charlie?
378
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:58,255
My suggestion
is straight shock treatment.
379
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:02,657
-Behave yourself.
-Yes, Mommy.
380
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,177
Helen.
381
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:19,856
-Helen?
-Yes.
382
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,097
Charlie is gone, Helen,
and he's not coming back.
383
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,449
Charlie who?
384
00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:29,616
I've got something to tell you too.
385
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:31,378
Guess who's getting married?
386
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:34,098
Us.
387
00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:44,458
Would you say she's rather fickle?
388
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:50,371
Maybe so. But I'm sure she'll never
forget cousin what's-his-name.
389
00:23:50,421 --> 00:23:54,971
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