All language subtitles for 911 Officer Down

there are 1 5 8 3 9 class of Ramirez out

there are 1 5 8 3 9 class of Ramirez out
of La Cienega seek America be frank to

of La Cienega seek America be frank to

of La Cienega seek America be frank to
zero one five eight three nine massive

zero one five eight three nine massive

zero one five eight three nine massive
Ramirez 11 692 is out there what's a

Ramirez 11 692 is out there what's a

Ramirez 11 692 is out there what's a
free water bill with place I was

free water bill with place I was

free water bill with place I was
approaching Washington on 710 on

approaching Washington on 710 on

approaching Washington on 710 on
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you see three minim three

that's worse hey Adam check your merry

that's worse hey Adam check your merry
month of showing the registration date

month of showing the registration date

month of showing the registration date
effective December 2014

pretty come for a Friday night huh it's

pretty come for a Friday night huh it's
not even midnight yet you gotta give the

not even midnight yet you gotta give the

not even midnight yet you gotta give the
boosters and chance to get out of the

boosters and chance to get out of the

boosters and chance to get out of the
pub's first then we'll see some action

pub's first then we'll see some action

pub's first then we'll see some action
bunch of rowdy drunk fist fighting on

bunch of rowdy drunk fist fighting on

bunch of rowdy drunk fist fighting on
the Broadway strip never cease to amuse

the Broadway strip never cease to amuse

the Broadway strip never cease to amuse
you today at least until they sober up

you today at least until they sober up

you today at least until they sober up
sometimes I think you belong in here

sometimes I think you belong in here

sometimes I think you belong in here
with the rest of these animals who the

with the rest of these animals who the

with the rest of these animals who the
fuck are you calling an atom ok piss

fuck are you calling an atom ok piss

fuck are you calling an atom ok piss
them off Franco hey I'm talking to you

them off Franco hey I'm talking to you

them off Franco hey I'm talking to you
you got something to say to me sorry

you got something to say to me sorry

you got something to say to me sorry
fuck you hey you don't keep it down

fuck you hey you don't keep it down

fuck you hey you don't keep it down
you're gonna be in there a long time so

you're gonna be in there a long time so

you're gonna be in there a long time so
sit here and behave and you'll get

sit here and behave and you'll get

sit here and behave and you'll get
through this a lot faster ok quiet night

through this a lot faster ok quiet night

through this a lot faster ok quiet night
how's it going guys

how's it going guys

how's it going guys
permit for this thing don't you belong

permit for this thing don't you belong

permit for this thing don't you belong
in a drunk tank somewhere Roger that's

in a drunk tank somewhere Roger that's

in a drunk tank somewhere Roger that's
dirty about done across the back of his

dirty about done across the back of his

dirty about done across the back of his
head everybody should have some real fun

so wish the lucky bastard is driving

so wish the lucky bastard is driving
around with you two assholes tonight

around with you two assholes tonight

around with you two assholes tonight
Trey Sanders how do you know him yeah

Trey Sanders how do you know him yeah

Trey Sanders how do you know him yeah
new guy transferred in from Philadelphia

new guy transferred in from Philadelphia

new guy transferred in from Philadelphia
he's a good cop big top huh

he's a good cop big top huh

he's a good cop big top huh
well maybe even learned some pointers

well maybe even learned some pointers

well maybe even learned some pointers
fella I know another funny guy he's down

fella I know another funny guy he's down

fella I know another funny guy he's down
at one of the cells here want me to

at one of the cells here want me to

at one of the cells here want me to
introduce shit you got nothing on me and

introduce shit you got nothing on me and

introduce shit you got nothing on me and
you know it Miller I hide my dope well

you know it Miller I hide my dope well

you know it Miller I hide my dope well
it's about one of these days I gotta get

it's about one of these days I gotta get

it's about one of these days I gotta get
back to work

back to work

back to work
I'll see you two boneheads later man

I'll see you two boneheads later man

I'll see you two boneheads later man
Miller oh and if if you see Sanders be

Miller oh and if if you see Sanders be

Miller oh and if if you see Sanders be
my telling me we're here waiting for him

my telling me we're here waiting for him

my telling me we're here waiting for him
oh yeah sure

oh yeah sure

oh yeah sure
Thanks

how's the coffee

how's the coffee
tastes like shit y'all gonna get you one

tastes like shit y'all gonna get you one

tastes like shit y'all gonna get you one
no I don't drink coffee don't drink

no I don't drink coffee don't drink

no I don't drink coffee don't drink
coffee

coffee

coffee
whatever mornin Mortman no why well

whatever mornin Mortman no why well

whatever mornin Mortman no why well
Mormons don't drink coffee

Mormons don't drink coffee

Mormons don't drink coffee
no booze either I was at a Mormon

no booze either I was at a Mormon

no booze either I was at a Mormon
wedding last year

wedding last year

wedding last year
it was a drier than the Sahara Desert

it was a drier than the Sahara Desert

it was a drier than the Sahara Desert
tomorrow you gentlemen waiting for me

tomorrow you gentlemen waiting for me

tomorrow you gentlemen waiting for me
Trey Saunders that's me

Trey Saunders that's me

Trey Saunders that's me
I'm Roger - sound mixer

I'm Roger - sound mixer

I'm Roger - sound mixer
this is Franco de Lucas he will be

this is Franco de Lucas he will be

this is Franco de Lucas he will be
operating camera hi Franco hey nice to

operating camera hi Franco hey nice to

operating camera hi Franco hey nice to
meet you

meet you

meet you
has a brief - and how this all works

has a brief - and how this all works

has a brief - and how this all works
well the producers spoke to me earlier

well the producers spoke to me earlier

well the producers spoke to me earlier
she gave me the run-through great are

she gave me the run-through great are

she gave me the run-through great are
you ready to get going then

you ready to get going then

you ready to get going then
it's rays will ever be and are you

it's rays will ever be and are you

it's rays will ever be and are you
excited not nearly as excited as my wife

excited not nearly as excited as my wife

excited not nearly as excited as my wife
she's been telling all her friends and

she's been telling all her friends and

she's been telling all her friends and
family that are gonna be on TV she

family that are gonna be on TV she

family that are gonna be on TV she
wanted to marry a famous actor but all

wanted to marry a famous actor but all

wanted to marry a famous actor but all
she got was a cop well let's make a

she got was a cop well let's make a

she got was a cop well let's make a
little bit of her dream come true chin

little bit of her dream come true chin

little bit of her dream come true chin
up you're gonna star the show

[Music]

all right guys camera is rolling do you

all right guys camera is rolling do you
want to start by telling us a little bit

want to start by telling us a little bit

want to start by telling us a little bit
about yourself well I've been married

about yourself well I've been married

about yourself well I've been married
for two years now I have one kid boy

for two years now I have one kid boy

for two years now I have one kid boy
I just transferred in from Philadelphia

I just transferred in from Philadelphia

I just transferred in from Philadelphia
where I spent my rookie years Philly has

where I spent my rookie years Philly has

where I spent my rookie years Philly has
some rough streets I've only lived in LA

some rough streets I've only lived in LA

some rough streets I've only lived in LA
for two months now so I haven't seen it

for two months now so I haven't seen it

for two months now so I haven't seen it
all yet but some pretty fast pace so far

all yet but some pretty fast pace so far

all yet but some pretty fast pace so far
we can never let your guard down that's

we can never let your guard down that's

we can never let your guard down that's
for sure and it's hard to tell the cyclo

for sure and it's hard to tell the cyclo

for sure and it's hard to tell the cyclo
is apart from the street performers in

is apart from the street performers in

is apart from the street performers in
this city how long ago did your coffee

this city how long ago did your coffee

this city how long ago did your coffee
come on six years now

come on six years now

come on six years now
oh you've seen some shit I've seen my

oh you've seen some shit I've seen my

oh you've seen some shit I've seen my
share of dangerous situations but

share of dangerous situations but

share of dangerous situations but
nothing I couldn't handle

nothing I couldn't handle

nothing I couldn't handle
I've never had to fire my gun it's not

I've never had to fire my gun it's not

I've never had to fire my gun it's not
like the Dirty Harry movies I knew this

like the Dirty Harry movies I knew this

like the Dirty Harry movies I knew this
one sergeant back in Philadelphia look

one sergeant back in Philadelphia look

one sergeant back in Philadelphia look
sergeant Morris hunt tough son of a

sergeant Morris hunt tough son of a

sergeant Morris hunt tough son of a
bitch meanest hell - that man had seen

bitch meanest hell - that man had seen

bitch meanest hell - that man had seen
his fair share of guts and gunplay metal

his fair share of guts and gunplay metal

his fair share of guts and gunplay metal
hip missing fingers scars that old

hip missing fingers scars that old

hip missing fingers scars that old
dinosaur saw some shit what's the worst

dinosaur saw some shit what's the worst

dinosaur saw some shit what's the worst
thing you've ever seen in the job

thing you've ever seen in the job

thing you've ever seen in the job
try to forget about it

try to forget about it

try to forget about it
that's okay you don't have to tell us if

that's okay you don't have to tell us if

that's okay you don't have to tell us if
you don't want to

no I'll tell you anyway it was a car

no I'll tell you anyway it was a car
accident

accident

accident
drinkin was involved I was first on the

drinkin was involved I was first on the

drinkin was involved I was first on the
scene the victim was wedged between a

scene the victim was wedged between a

scene the victim was wedged between a
heap of twisted metal half of his face

heap of twisted metal half of his face

heap of twisted metal half of his face
ripped off eyeball hanging out of its

ripped off eyeball hanging out of its

ripped off eyeball hanging out of its
socket

socket

socket
a real mess at first glance I thought he

a real mess at first glance I thought he

a real mess at first glance I thought he
was dead and somehow it's still

was dead and somehow it's still

was dead and somehow it's still
conscious it happened on the highway in

conscious it happened on the highway in

conscious it happened on the highway in
rush hour traffic so I took the

rush hour traffic so I took the

rush hour traffic so I took the
ambulance over half an hour to get to

ambulance over half an hour to get to

ambulance over half an hour to get to
the crash site he died five minutes

the crash site he died five minutes

the crash site he died five minutes
before it arrived there's nothing I

before it arrived there's nothing I

before it arrived there's nothing I
could do to help

10 for dispatch this is unit 7 I'll

10 for dispatch this is unit 7 I'll
check it out

check it out

check it out
what's a 6 4 7 8 6 verse 7 a is vagrant

what's a 6 4 7 8 6 verse 7 a is vagrant

what's a 6 4 7 8 6 verse 7 a is vagrant
loitering in a public place

loitering in a public place

loitering in a public place
very good how did you know that I'm

very good how did you know that I'm

very good how did you know that I'm
working on the show floor we're seven

working on the show floor we're seven

working on the show floor we're seven
years

years

years
that means I've been riding with the

that means I've been riding with the

that means I've been riding with the
fuzz longer than you have trained and I

fuzz longer than you have trained and I

fuzz longer than you have trained and I
could never understand the gobbly goo

could never understand the gobbly goo

could never understand the gobbly goo
crap that comes out of the radio so I

crap that comes out of the radio so I

crap that comes out of the radio so I
picked up this book what's that this is

picked up this book what's that this is

picked up this book what's that this is
a book police comes from around the

a book police comes from around the

a book police comes from around the
world

world

world
okay bookworm I challenge you name the

okay bookworm I challenge you name the

okay bookworm I challenge you name the
game alright I'm gonna give you three

game alright I'm gonna give you three

game alright I'm gonna give you three
codes if you can tell me what they are

codes if you can tell me what they are

codes if you can tell me what they are
I'll buy a box of doughnuts if you can't

I'll buy a box of doughnuts if you can't

I'll buy a box of doughnuts if you can't
you buy me a box of doughnuts deal

you buy me a box of doughnuts deal

you buy me a box of doughnuts deal
sounds like at 3:30 good one 3:30

sounds like at 3:30 good one 3:30

sounds like at 3:30 good one 3:30
illegal gambling yeah way too much spare

illegal gambling yeah way too much spare

illegal gambling yeah way too much spare
time

time

time
divorce for three years I have nothing

divorce for three years I have nothing

divorce for three years I have nothing
but time to spare

but time to spare

but time to spare
oh okay officer give me your best shot

oh okay officer give me your best shot

oh okay officer give me your best shot
all right let me think of an easy one

all right let me think of an easy one

all right let me think of an easy one
for you just to get you warmed up what

for you just to get you warmed up what

for you just to get you warmed up what
is a code three that's too easy

is a code three that's too easy

is a code three that's too easy
emergency call respond with lights and

emergency call respond with lights and

emergency call respond with lights and
sirens okay champ let's make this a

sirens okay champ let's make this a

sirens okay champ let's make this a
little harder

little harder

little harder
what does 1024 Victor mean subject is in

what does 1024 Victor mean subject is in

what does 1024 Victor mean subject is in
possession of a stolen vehicle is that

possession of a stolen vehicle is that

possession of a stolen vehicle is that
all you've got trail all right smartass

all you've got trail all right smartass

all you've got trail all right smartass
you're never gonna get this 390 Paul

you're never gonna get this 390 Paul

you're never gonna get this 390 Paul
that's a tricky one I know what I'm

that's a tricky one I know what I'm

that's a tricky one I know what I'm
telling you he's a jumps up its up

hey CPUs is that right

hey CPUs is that right
he's right how the hell did you know

he's right how the hell did you know

he's right how the hell did you know
that it took four costs take the son of

that it took four costs take the son of

that it took four costs take the son of
a bitch down I'm starting to think

a bitch down I'm starting to think

a bitch down I'm starting to think
they're at 9:18 tell him Roger in same

they're at 9:18 tell him Roger in same

they're at 9:18 tell him Roger in same
subject

unit sir he stood up to me please was

unit sir he stood up to me please was
the camera I need you to sit up for me

the camera I need you to sit up for me

the camera I need you to sit up for me
please you know maybe grabbing cool

please you know maybe grabbing cool

please you know maybe grabbing cool
operate I just want to help you up to

operate I just want to help you up to

operate I just want to help you up to
the top going for this back how's your

the top going for this back how's your

the top going for this back how's your
night going so far it's fine until you

night going so far it's fine until you

night going so far it's fine until you
showed up

showed up

showed up
I've slept in 24 hours know how hard it

I've slept in 24 hours know how hard it

I've slept in 24 hours know how hard it
is fall asleep on apartment that's

is fall asleep on apartment that's

is fall asleep on apartment that's
exactly why I'm here you're not allowed

exactly why I'm here you're not allowed

exactly why I'm here you're not allowed
to be sleeping on the park benches mark

to be sleeping on the park benches mark

to be sleeping on the park benches mark
closes at 10 o'clock you gotta sleep

closes at 10 o'clock you gotta sleep

closes at 10 o'clock you gotta sleep
somewhere else am I supposed to go

somewhere else am I supposed to go

somewhere else am I supposed to go
there's a shelf there a few blocks from

there's a shelf there a few blocks from

there's a shelf there a few blocks from
here I'm gonna take you if you like

here I'm gonna take you if you like

here I'm gonna take you if you like
oh there why is that you got no money

oh there why is that you got no money

oh there why is that you got no money
that's five bucks for the night you

that's five bucks for the night you

that's five bucks for the night you
don't have any money I got maybe two

don't have any money I got maybe two

don't have any money I got maybe two
dollars on me there's a bad day the

dollars on me there's a bad day the

dollars on me there's a bad day the
depot how much do you make on a good day

depot how much do you make on a good day

depot how much do you make on a good day
a good day

$50 take a few bucks and where does that

$50 take a few bucks and where does that
money go food cigarettes drugs what do

money go food cigarettes drugs what do

money go food cigarettes drugs what do
you use yeah have you used any drugs

you use yeah have you used any drugs

you use yeah have you used any drugs
tonight

tonight

tonight
when's the last time you used yesterday

when's the last time you used yesterday

when's the last time you used yesterday
maybe remember okay check your eyes for

maybe remember okay check your eyes for

maybe remember okay check your eyes for
a quick sec sure follow my finger

okay good seem all right to me tell you

okay good seem all right to me tell you
what here's five bucks for the shelter

what here's five bucks for the shelter

what here's five bucks for the shelter
not for drugs got it

not for drugs got it

not for drugs got it
oh yeah sure thing is there now I don't

oh yeah sure thing is there now I don't

oh yeah sure thing is there now I don't
want to come back here tonight you'll

want to come back here tonight you'll

want to come back here tonight you'll
find you on this park bench again

find you on this park bench again

find you on this park bench again
otherwise I'll have to take you in okay

otherwise I'll have to take you in okay

otherwise I'll have to take you in okay
oh you got it sir

oh you got it sir

oh you got it sir
okay then pack up your stuff and get out

okay then pack up your stuff and get out

okay then pack up your stuff and get out
of here

I'm gonna being on TV move it along sir

I'm gonna being on TV move it along sir
I still have a lot of work to do tonight

I still have a lot of work to do tonight

I still have a lot of work to do tonight
I'm not gonna get it done until you're

I'm not gonna get it done until you're

I'm not gonna get it done until you're
gone have a nice night get some sleep

[Applause]

[Applause]
I think it's time for a coach set

what's your favorite doughnut I like

what's your favorite doughnut I like
long-johns long-johns are not really

long-johns long-johns are not really

long-johns long-johns are not really
donuts though donuts around long johns

donuts though donuts around long johns

donuts though donuts around long johns
boshy what are they then we consider

boshy what are they then we consider

boshy what are they then we consider
them in a Claire no way Santa Clara's

them in a Claire no way Santa Clara's

them in a Claire no way Santa Clara's
filling long dongs don't they're also

filling long dongs don't they're also

filling long dongs don't they're also
made with different types of dough

made with different types of dough

made with different types of dough
I've seen the mark this eclairs before

I've seen the mark this eclairs before

I've seen the mark this eclairs before
long johns are doughnuts I'm a cop

long johns are doughnuts I'm a cop

long johns are doughnuts I'm a cop
trust me on this one can I retire I

trust me on this one can I retire I

trust me on this one can I retire I
might even open a bakery and if I do the

might even open a bakery and if I do the

might even open a bakery and if I do the
long johns will be labeled as doughnuts

long johns will be labeled as doughnuts

long johns will be labeled as doughnuts
not declares you sure you don't want one

not declares you sure you don't want one

not declares you sure you don't want one
Franco no thanks I don't really like

Franco no thanks I don't really like

Franco no thanks I don't really like
doughnuts

doughnuts

doughnuts
you don't like doughnuts he doesn't

you don't like doughnuts he doesn't

you don't like doughnuts he doesn't
drink coffee either what no coffee or

drink coffee either what no coffee or

drink coffee either what no coffee or
doughnuts

doughnuts

doughnuts
I should leave you screams or moves I'll

I should leave you screams or moves I'll

I should leave you screams or moves I'll
bleed you out into the upholstery got it

bleed you out into the upholstery got it

bleed you out into the upholstery got it
okay Pete what do we do I don't know

okay Pete what do we do I don't know

okay Pete what do we do I don't know
just just just relax sure that turn off

just just just relax sure that turn off

just just just relax sure that turn off
the camera are you crazy keep it rolling

two of you listen close say this once do

two of you listen close say this once do
what you're told you'll live and if

what you're told you'll live and if

what you're told you'll live and if
you're don't for six holes in your chest

you're don't for six holes in your chest

you're don't for six holes in your chest
and dump your cadavers in the sewer are

and dump your cadavers in the sewer are

and dump your cadavers in the sewer are
we clear you might want to shut off that

we clear you might want to shut off that

we clear you might want to shut off that
camera save the battery life it's going

camera save the battery life it's going

camera save the battery life it's going
to be alone now I fit the part how do I

to be alone now I fit the part how do I

to be alone now I fit the part how do I
look like a cop what are you gonna do

look like a cop what are you gonna do

look like a cop what are you gonna do
with us well here's how it's gonna work

with us well here's how it's gonna work

with us well here's how it's gonna work
I'm gonna cruise around for a bit and

I'm gonna cruise around for a bit and

I'm gonna cruise around for a bit and
you guys just record the action okay you

you guys just record the action okay you

you guys just record the action okay you
don't mind being on camera heck no I

don't mind being on camera heck no I

don't mind being on camera heck no I
have always wanted to be on television

have always wanted to be on television

have always wanted to be on television
why are you doing this how about we get

why are you doing this how about we get

why are you doing this how about we get
to know each other a little bit and then

to know each other a little bit and then

to know each other a little bit and then
I might answer some of your questions

I might answer some of your questions

I might answer some of your questions
first I want your names and let's be

first I want your names and let's be

first I want your names and let's be
honest with each other I don't want to

honest with each other I don't want to

honest with each other I don't want to
have to check IDs all right what's yours

have to check IDs all right what's yours

have to check IDs all right what's yours
Roger Roger that Roger and you Franco

Roger Roger that Roger and you Franco

Roger Roger that Roger and you Franco
Franco are you Spanish Frankel no my

Franco are you Spanish Frankel no my

Franco are you Spanish Frankel no my
parents are formidably I was born in

parents are formidably I was born in

parents are formidably I was born in
Venezuela though what's gonna happen to

Venezuela though what's gonna happen to

Venezuela though what's gonna happen to
the deputy

the deputy

the deputy
all right the pig don't worry about him

all right the pig don't worry about him

all right the pig don't worry about him
he's probably a little groggy right now

he's probably a little groggy right now

he's probably a little groggy right now
so I'm gonna let him lay down for a bit

so I'm gonna let him lay down for a bit

so I'm gonna let him lay down for a bit
and I'm guessing he's a rookie because

and I'm guessing he's a rookie because

and I'm guessing he's a rookie because
I've been tailing you guys all night a

I've been tailing you guys all night a

I've been tailing you guys all night a
vet would have caught on to that

go ahead dispatch what's the 1020 on

go ahead dispatch what's the 1020 on
that ten-four dispatch I'm on it

someone just called in and complained

someone just called in and complained
about a domestic dispute I'm gonna go

about a domestic dispute I'm gonna go

about a domestic dispute I'm gonna go
check it out battery's about to die okay

yeah yeah it's rolling police how's it

yeah yeah it's rolling police how's it
going

going

going
the noise officer me and my wife are

the noise officer me and my wife are

the noise officer me and my wife are
fighting yeah well your little fits

fighting yeah well your little fits

fighting yeah well your little fits
waking up everyone in the trailer park

waking up everyone in the trailer park

waking up everyone in the trailer park
what's going on in there ma'am

what's going on in there ma'am

what's going on in there ma'am
I need you to calm down right now I

I need you to calm down right now I

I need you to calm down right now I
don't wanna press charges

don't wanna press charges

don't wanna press charges
first you calm down and tell me what's

first you calm down and tell me what's

first you calm down and tell me what's
going on come over here and talk to me

hit me officer I got the bruises all up

hit me officer I got the bruises all up
and down my arms to prove it that crazy

and down my arms to prove it that crazy

and down my arms to prove it that crazy
bitch coming out with a broken bottle if

bitch coming out with a broken bottle if

bitch coming out with a broken bottle if
you two don't calm down I'm gonna take

you two don't calm down I'm gonna take

you two don't calm down I'm gonna take
you both downtown you understand sorry

you both downtown you understand sorry

you both downtown you understand sorry
sir thanks ed do you understand yeah I

sir thanks ed do you understand yeah I

sir thanks ed do you understand yeah I
did yeah good we're making progress now

did yeah good we're making progress now

did yeah good we're making progress now
you tell me your side of the story first

you tell me your side of the story first

you tell me your side of the story first
bastard's cheating on me huh one more

bastard's cheating on me huh one more

bastard's cheating on me huh one more
outburst and I'm gonna slap the cuffs on

outburst and I'm gonna slap the cuffs on

outburst and I'm gonna slap the cuffs on
you now go sit over there you get your

you now go sit over there you get your

you now go sit over there you get your
turn in a moment so what's this all

turn in a moment so what's this all

turn in a moment so what's this all
about

about

about
he's got homeroom a 12-hour shift where

he's got homeroom a 12-hour shift where

he's got homeroom a 12-hour shift where
do you work I'm not just a man yet

do you work I'm not just a man yet

do you work I'm not just a man yet
valium are all main so you get back and

valium are all main so you get back and

valium are all main so you get back and
then what

then what

then what
I'll get back and she accuses me of

I'll get back and she accuses me of

I'll get back and she accuses me of
cheating on her why is there a red stain

cheating on her why is there a red stain

cheating on her why is there a red stain
where your dick hangs did she have a

where your dick hangs did she have a

where your dick hangs did she have a
period or did you have yours I don't

period or did you have yours I don't

period or did you have yours I don't
know what it is or where it came from

know what it is or where it came from

know what it is or where it came from
motherfucker

bitch shut your yapper nuts off that way

bitch shut your yapper nuts off that way
you can't go around contaminating the

you can't go around contaminating the

you can't go around contaminating the
earth with your sour seeds and there's

earth with your sour seeds and there's

earth with your sour seeds and there's
being a little drinking tonight

just a little ticks in a trailer

just a little ticks in a trailer
never drink just a little how much the

never drink just a little how much the

never drink just a little how much the
job one or two glasses she's the one who

job one or two glasses she's the one who

job one or two glasses she's the one who
go down most of the bar my liquor I can

go down most of the bar my liquor I can

go down most of the bar my liquor I can
drink as much as I want any drugs

drink as much as I want any drugs

drink as much as I want any drugs
tonight no sir weed meth blow crack any

tonight no sir weed meth blow crack any

tonight no sir weed meth blow crack any
any of those ring a bell no sir no crack

any of those ring a bell no sir no crack

any of those ring a bell no sir no crack
are you sure because you two looked like

are you sure because you two looked like

are you sure because you two looked like
a couple of crackheads and I know a

a couple of crackheads and I know a

a couple of crackheads and I know a
crackhead when I see one

crackhead when I see one

crackhead when I see one
the city is littered with more

the city is littered with more

the city is littered with more
crackheads and pigeons and we got enough

crackheads and pigeons and we got enough

crackheads and pigeons and we got enough
pitches to open a bird sanctuary no jugs

pitches to open a bird sanctuary no jugs

pitches to open a bird sanctuary no jugs
sir

sir

sir
oh I swear to God ma'am would you mind

oh I swear to God ma'am would you mind

oh I swear to God ma'am would you mind
look into this light for a moment so I

look into this light for a moment so I

look into this light for a moment so I
could see those pretty eyes you folks

could see those pretty eyes you folks

could see those pretty eyes you folks
have yourselves a good night some might

have yourselves a good night some might

have yourselves a good night some might
say I committed a crime others call it

say I committed a crime others call it

say I committed a crime others call it
street justice to some I'm a criminal

street justice to some I'm a criminal

street justice to some I'm a criminal
with others

with others

with others
I'm a hero I don't care what anybody

I'm a hero I don't care what anybody

I'm a hero I don't care what anybody
says

says

says
the neighbors will get a good sleep and

the neighbors will get a good sleep and

the neighbors will get a good sleep and
I just saved the LAPD a mountain of

I just saved the LAPD a mountain of

I just saved the LAPD a mountain of
unnecessary paperwork in my opinion

unnecessary paperwork in my opinion

unnecessary paperwork in my opinion
justice was served

let's go boys you know what I like about

let's go boys you know what I like about
the night shift

the night shift

the night shift
less traffic in the daytime it's nothing

less traffic in the daytime it's nothing

less traffic in the daytime it's nothing
but gridlock nobody goes over 40 guys no

but gridlock nobody goes over 40 guys no

but gridlock nobody goes over 40 guys no
nuts and the day you crawl but at night

nuts and the day you crawl but at night

nuts and the day you crawl but at night
your crews personally I don't mind

your crews personally I don't mind

your crews personally I don't mind
speeders they know where they're going

speeders they know where they're going

speeders they know where they're going
and they're getting there fast

and they're getting there fast

and they're getting there fast
everybody's in a hurry and there's

everybody's in a hurry and there's

everybody's in a hurry and there's
nothing wrong with that speeding is a

nothing wrong with that speeding is a

nothing wrong with that speeding is a
courtesy you know what gets me though

courtesy you know what gets me though

courtesy you know what gets me though
slow drivers they hold everybody up the

slow drivers they hold everybody up the

slow drivers they hold everybody up the
speed limits 30 goes 30 not 20 not 25 30

speed limits 30 goes 30 not 20 not 25 30

speed limits 30 goes 30 not 20 not 25 30
is the limit but it should be the

is the limit but it should be the

is the limit but it should be the
minimum here's a perfect example late at

minimum here's a perfect example late at

minimum here's a perfect example late at
night nobody's on the road and this

night nobody's on the road and this

night nobody's on the road and this
putts as a feather on the couple

you boys take a break - Brown we'll get

you boys take a break - Brown we'll get
this how you doing today sir I'm fine

this how you doing today sir I'm fine

this how you doing today sir I'm fine
mind if I look at your license and

mind if I look at your license and

mind if I look at your license and
registration please sure

are you aware what the speed limit is 25

are you aware what the speed limit is 25
30 that's right 30 miles do you know how

30 that's right 30 miles do you know how

30 that's right 30 miles do you know how
fast you were going hang on 25 miles an

fast you were going hang on 25 miles an

fast you were going hang on 25 miles an
hour do you mind telling me why at this

hour do you mind telling me why at this

hour do you mind telling me why at this
hour of the night when there's not a

hour of the night when there's not a

hour of the night when there's not a
soul on the road why you're driving so

soul on the road why you're driving so

soul on the road why you're driving so
damn slow if you want to drive slow go

damn slow if you want to drive slow go

damn slow if you want to drive slow go
to Canada they move like snails over

to Canada they move like snails over

to Canada they move like snails over
there

there

there
you're not Canadian are you I'm from

you're not Canadian are you I'm from

you're not Canadian are you I'm from
Washington sir well then act like you're

Washington sir well then act like you're

Washington sir well then act like you're
from Washington and drive the down limit

from Washington and drive the down limit

from Washington and drive the down limit
sorry I won't happen again I've been

sorry I won't happen again I've been

sorry I won't happen again I've been
doing any drinking tonight sir no no

keep going

keep going
don't stop

what's the problem I have take a deep

what's the problem I have take a deep
breath try again

breath try again

breath try again
ready

hey get your hand out of your pocket

hey get your hand out of your pocket
that was one game her hailer

[Applause]

[Applause]
are you just gonna leave him in there

are you just gonna leave him in there

are you just gonna leave him in there
huh he needs some time to catch his

huh he needs some time to catch his

huh he needs some time to catch his
breath I think this thing is broken I

you two guys just do your job and keep

you two guys just do your job and keep
that camera on me and no funny business

that camera on me and no funny business

that camera on me and no funny business
and you all know we're here in the track

some kind of party then why are you

some kind of party then why are you
drawing on the walls I will do you - I

drawing on the walls I will do you - I

drawing on the walls I will do you - I
asked you a question boy how old are you

asked you a question boy how old are you

asked you a question boy how old are you
23 23 do you still finger paint - no sir

23 23 do you still finger paint - no sir

23 23 do you still finger paint - no sir
no sir yes do you say anything else or

no sir yes do you say anything else or

no sir yes do you say anything else or
have the drugs and the paint fumes

have the drugs and the paint fumes

have the drugs and the paint fumes
rotted your brain um isn't an answer boy

rotted your brain um isn't an answer boy

rotted your brain um isn't an answer boy
but I guess that answers my questions do

but I guess that answers my questions do

but I guess that answers my questions do
you sniff paint does it turn you on oh

no officer very good you're a smart dumb

no officer very good you're a smart dumb
kid what is the SM stand for I don't

kid what is the SM stand for I don't

kid what is the SM stand for I don't
know

know

know
let's get one thing straight boy I hate

let's get one thing straight boy I hate

let's get one thing straight boy I hate
liars you lie to me again slap you

liars you lie to me again slap you

liars you lie to me again slap you
across the head does your mother know

across the head does your mother know

across the head does your mother know
you do this No

each side where are you a member of that

each side where are you a member of that
gang no officer didn't think so know how

gang no officer didn't think so know how

gang no officer didn't think so know how
I know these side murderers are all

I know these side murderers are all

I know these side murderers are all
niggers he's just a punk who wants to be

niggers he's just a punk who wants to be

niggers he's just a punk who wants to be
a nigger isn't that right yeah what was

a nigger isn't that right yeah what was

a nigger isn't that right yeah what was
that sorry

that sorry

that sorry
sorry what sorry officer you got any

sorry what sorry officer you got any

sorry what sorry officer you got any
weapons and drugs

you a nigger Bo no officer and why are

you a nigger Bo no officer and why are
you wearing a nigger clothes

you wearing a nigger clothes

you wearing a nigger clothes
do you like niggers ain't got nothin

do you like niggers ain't got nothin

do you like niggers ain't got nothin
against them so you're a nigger lover

against them so you're a nigger lover

against them so you're a nigger lover
see that you purchase no sir I mean I

see that you purchase no sir I mean I

see that you purchase no sir I mean I
can go officer go officer

you got a job oh no officer how can you

you got a job oh no officer how can you
pay for a nice bone like this is a stone

pay for a nice bone like this is a stone

pay for a nice bone like this is a stone
officer

in that case I'm gonna call you mama's

in that case I'm gonna call you mama's
boy

boy

boy
Leon your mama's boy later

Leon your mama's boy later

Leon your mama's boy later
[Applause]

go ahead Daniel thank you

go ahead Daniel thank you
a little to the left hold back and you

a little to the left hold back and you

a little to the left hold back and you
know hold it out so it looks like you're

know hold it out so it looks like you're

know hold it out so it looks like you're
spraying something on the wall

found a mums

found a mums
cell and say turn out

cell and say turn out

cell and say turn out
face the wall for me again hands behind

face the wall for me again hands behind

face the wall for me again hands behind
your back please please don't worry jail

your back please please don't worry jail

your back please please don't worry jail
should have thought of that before you

should have thought of that before you

should have thought of that before you
started doodling on private property

hey mama's boy you know what was that

hey mama's boy you know what was that
you want me to come back there and smack

you want me to come back there and smack

you want me to come back there and smack
you again Laurie sorry yes officer

you again Laurie sorry yes officer

you again Laurie sorry yes officer
that's better now add a little change of

that's better now add a little change of

that's better now add a little change of
heart thank you thank you so much where

heart thank you thank you so much where

heart thank you thank you so much where
are we going

you give this piece of paper

you give this piece of paper
to one of those homeboys up the street

but don't look at it if you do slap

but don't look at it if you do slap
those cuffs back on you and drag you

those cuffs back on you and drag you

those cuffs back on you and drag you
downtown got it yes officer

they say doesn't matter what it says the

they say doesn't matter what it says the
only thing that matters is what I say

only thing that matters is what I say

only thing that matters is what I say
don't move close your eyes oh please no

don't move close your eyes oh please no

don't move close your eyes oh please no
either you close your eyes or open your

either you close your eyes or open your

either you close your eyes or open your
mouth you choose a perfect disguise

mouth you choose a perfect disguise

mouth you choose a perfect disguise
now you'll fit right in with the rest of

now you'll fit right in with the rest of

now you'll fit right in with the rest of
the brothers I'll be sitting right here

the brothers I'll be sitting right here

the brothers I'll be sitting right here
watching it you'll be fine

watching it you'll be fine

watching it you'll be fine
trust me

ouch that's gonna put some color in his

ouch that's gonna put some color in his
face come on he's had enough you gotta

face come on he's had enough you gotta

face come on he's had enough you gotta
give him a chance to fight back fight

give him a chance to fight back fight

give him a chance to fight back fight
back he's unconscious I didn't know you

back he's unconscious I didn't know you

back he's unconscious I didn't know you
cared so much about the trash in this

cared so much about the trash in this

cared so much about the trash in this
city do something they're gonna kill him

city do something they're gonna kill him

city do something they're gonna kill him
all right all right don't get your nuts

all right all right don't get your nuts

all right all right don't get your nuts
in a knot that's what I call

in a knot that's what I call

in a knot that's what I call
entertainment

okay how are we gonna get out of this

okay how are we gonna get out of this
one just keep the camera rolling this is

one just keep the camera rolling this is

one just keep the camera rolling this is
gold gold we think it'd never have to be

gold gold we think it'd never have to be

gold gold we think it'd never have to be
no job shut up justice is served

[Music]

[Music]
you

nine-one-one what's your emergency

nine-one-one what's your emergency
yeah hi I'd like to report a man selling

yeah hi I'd like to report a man selling

yeah hi I'd like to report a man selling
drugs to minors and what is this man's

drugs to minors and what is this man's

drugs to minors and what is this man's
location he's hanging around the corner

location he's hanging around the corner

location he's hanging around the corner
of La Cienega Boulevard just south of

of La Cienega Boulevard just south of

of La Cienega Boulevard just south of
the number 5 highway exit ok can you

the number 5 highway exit ok can you

the number 5 highway exit ok can you
give me a description he looks latino

give me a description he looks latino

give me a description he looks latino
about 6 feet tall he's wearing a black

about 6 feet tall he's wearing a black

about 6 feet tall he's wearing a black
hoodie and dark sweatpants very baggy

hoodie and dark sweatpants very baggy

hoodie and dark sweatpants very baggy
clothes and how old would you say he is

clothes and how old would you say he is

clothes and how old would you say he is
maybe in this 30s all right I'll send a

maybe in this 30s all right I'll send a

maybe in this 30s all right I'll send a
deputy to check it out thank you someone

deputy to check it out thank you someone

deputy to check it out thank you someone
called in and reported a middle-aged

called in and reported a middle-aged

called in and reported a middle-aged
Hispanic male or slangin dope to some

Hispanic male or slangin dope to some

Hispanic male or slangin dope to some
kids let's see if we can find this creep

let's go what up vato

let's go what up vato
mind if I talk to you for a second

oh you know done my fuckin dude bones

oh you know done my fuckin dude bones
yeah what you about Chico

yeah what you about Chico

yeah what you about Chico
or I'll give you the full dental works

no you didn't do nothing you just shot

no you didn't do nothing you just shot
at a cop when you're innocent right yeah

at a cop when you're innocent right yeah

at a cop when you're innocent right yeah
that shit smells cheap for a second oh

that shit smells cheap for a second oh

that shit smells cheap for a second oh
look at this garbage drier than an old

look at this garbage drier than an old

look at this garbage drier than an old
lady's cunt and no crystals either good

lady's cunt and no crystals either good

lady's cunt and no crystals either good
weed sparkles like glitter on the street

weed sparkles like glitter on the street

weed sparkles like glitter on the street
this is what's known as bunk shit what

this is what's known as bunk shit what

this is what's known as bunk shit what
you selling this jump or I never saw

you selling this jump or I never saw

you selling this jump or I never saw
that dying baby man I feel something

that dying baby man I feel something

that dying baby man I feel something
here you're loaded but though that's to

here you're loaded but though that's to

here you're loaded but though that's to
get this home I see sugar what's this in

get this home I see sugar what's this in

get this home I see sugar what's this in
your college fund come on man you're

your college fund come on man you're

your college fund come on man you're
gonna have to tell your landlord rents

gonna have to tell your landlord rents

gonna have to tell your landlord rents
gonna be late this month is it pure I

gonna be late this month is it pure I

gonna be late this month is it pure I
need a fucking 9:30 call a doctor when

need a fucking 9:30 call a doctor when

need a fucking 9:30 call a doctor when
you start answering my question is it

you start answering my question is it

you start answering my question is it
pure a young dog

take oh man oh oh yeah so how is it

take oh man oh oh yeah so how is it
hey it's feel good I didn't say stop

hey it's feel good I didn't say stop

hey it's feel good I didn't say stop
those okay that's enough I'll tell you

those okay that's enough I'll tell you

those okay that's enough I'll tell you
when it's enough oh come on no you're

when it's enough oh come on no you're

when it's enough oh come on no you're
gonna kill me no I'm not gonna kill you

gonna kill me no I'm not gonna kill you

gonna kill me no I'm not gonna kill you
oh but the drugs might though come on

oh but the drugs might though come on

oh but the drugs might though come on
that's enough hey shut up and do your

that's enough hey shut up and do your

that's enough hey shut up and do your
job please one more come on suck it up

shit he's overdosing like a fish huh the

shit he's overdosing like a fish huh the
Blowfish get it you can't just leave him

Blowfish get it you can't just leave him

Blowfish get it you can't just leave him
like that hey guys I'm a humanitarian

like that hey guys I'm a humanitarian

like that hey guys I'm a humanitarian
I'm gonna spare him

I think he killed him

I think he killed him
this is nothing we could do for him how

this is nothing we could do for him how

this is nothing we could do for him how
much longer are we just gonna follow

much longer are we just gonna follow

much longer are we just gonna follow
along with this this stuff gonna kicked

along with this this stuff gonna kicked

along with this this stuff gonna kicked
off the force you were a cop do you

off the force you were a cop do you

off the force you were a cop do you
think to sending them Scully can hijack

think to sending them Scully can hijack

think to sending them Scully can hijack
that police crews were in driver on that

that police crews were in driver on that

that police crews were in driver on that
detective you need to know codes

detective you need to know codes

detective you need to know codes
passwords all kinds of things that no

passwords all kinds of things that no

passwords all kinds of things that no
average civilian has any idea take it no

average civilian has any idea take it no

average civilian has any idea take it no
thanks I wasn't asking you come on man I

thanks I wasn't asking you come on man I

thanks I wasn't asking you come on man I
don't do that shit you do now just do

don't do that shit you do now just do

don't do that shit you do now just do
what he says give it you

hey this is a nice camera oh I got to

hey this is a nice camera oh I got to
say though you look a lot better behind

say though you look a lot better behind

say though you look a lot better behind
the lens

the lens

the lens
all right go ahead

I can't do this man do you want me to

I can't do this man do you want me to
put you in the trunk

that's my boy ya know say hi mom I'm on

that's my boy ya know say hi mom I'm on
TV I'm on TV like this guy he's not

TV I'm on TV like this guy he's not

TV I'm on TV like this guy he's not
afraid to dig arrest your turn now we're

afraid to dig arrest your turn now we're

afraid to dig arrest your turn now we're
all in this together now take a hit or I

all in this together now take a hit or I

all in this together now take a hit or I
pop the trunk yeah do what he says Roger

how am I supposed to do this ready

how am I supposed to do this ready
lights

lights

lights
[Music]

[Laughter]

[Laughter]
[Music]

[Music]

[Music]
[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter]
what's your name man what do you want to

what's your name man what do you want to

what's your name man what do you want to
know my name well first you kidnap us

know my name well first you kidnap us

know my name well first you kidnap us
then then you hold us hostage and now

then then you hold us hostage and now

then then you hold us hostage and now
you know even you wouldn't even tell us

you know even you wouldn't even tell us

you know even you wouldn't even tell us
your name fair enough you can call me

your name fair enough you can call me

your name fair enough you can call me
blue blue how do you a name like that

blue blue how do you a name like that

blue blue how do you a name like that
well my great-grandfather was a cop my

well my great-grandfather was a cop my

well my great-grandfather was a cop my
grandfather was a cop too my father was

grandfather was a cop too my father was

grandfather was a cop too my father was
a butcher but he wanted to be a cop law

a butcher but he wanted to be a cop law

a butcher but he wanted to be a cop law
enforcement is in my blood

enforcement is in my blood

enforcement is in my blood
when I bleed I bleed blue each other's

when I bleed I bleed blue each other's

when I bleed I bleed blue each other's
story to everyone

let's go pick up some hookers hookers

let's go pick up some hookers hookers
yeah stick my dick in something what do

yeah stick my dick in something what do

yeah stick my dick in something what do
you like what do you mean ladies man

you like what do you mean ladies man

you like what do you mean ladies man
what do you like oriental vanilla

what do you like oriental vanilla

what do you like oriental vanilla
chocolate chunk I'll mix your cocks pin

chocolate chunk I'll mix your cocks pin

chocolate chunk I'll mix your cocks pin
my wife's from Switzerland spic with a

my wife's from Switzerland spic with a

my wife's from Switzerland spic with a
Swiss how's that working for you I'm not

Swiss how's that working for you I'm not

Swiss how's that working for you I'm not
a spic my family's from Italy so you're

a spic my family's from Italy so you're

a spic my family's from Italy so you're
a wop same thing how about you well I've

a wop same thing how about you well I've

a wop same thing how about you well I've
never been with a black woman before

never been with a black woman before

never been with a black woman before
I've always been curious I laid down the

I've always been curious I laid down the

I've always been curious I laid down the
law with this jungle bunny in one time

law with this jungle bunny in one time

law with this jungle bunny in one time
the ass was juicy pussy stank oh you got

the ass was juicy pussy stank oh you got

the ass was juicy pussy stank oh you got
a winner here

hey sweetheart come here for a second

hey sweetheart come here for a second
[Music]

are you aware that skirts above the

are you aware that skirts above the
legal limit it is a crime to look that

legal limit it is a crime to look that

legal limit it is a crime to look that
sexy consider yourself under arrest okay

sexy consider yourself under arrest okay

sexy consider yourself under arrest okay
here's the deal handjob - 20 bucks

here's the deal handjob - 20 bucks

here's the deal handjob - 20 bucks
blowjobs are fifty full-service a cost

blowjobs are fifty full-service a cost

blowjobs are fifty full-service a cost
you a bill and it's 50 H for your

you a bill and it's 50 H for your

you a bill and it's 50 H for your
friends how to watch hop in the back

friends how to watch hop in the back

friends how to watch hop in the back
sugar so with the camera you guys

sugar so with the camera you guys

sugar so with the camera you guys
actually 500 just have a two-point grip

actually 500 just have a two-point grip

actually 500 just have a two-point grip
we're filming an episode of la beat no

we're filming an episode of la beat no

we're filming an episode of la beat no
shit love that show that's gonna be on

shit love that show that's gonna be on

shit love that show that's gonna be on
TV no ma'am

TV no ma'am

TV no ma'am
this is for my personal our guy

where's your pipette sugar why I'm gonna

where's your pipette sugar why I'm gonna
tell him what a great job you do are you

tell him what a great job you do are you

tell him what a great job you do are you
crazy it smack me up if I did that I

crazy it smack me up if I did that I

crazy it smack me up if I did that I
think I'm gonna take a whooping for 20

think I'm gonna take a whooping for 20

think I'm gonna take a whooping for 20
bucks keep going honey

bucks keep going honey

bucks keep going honey
your real debt in the pocket you know

your real debt in the pocket you know

your real debt in the pocket you know
that I'm risking my head brother

go straight up to the end of the block

go straight up to the end of the block
he hangs around I'm from the number six

he hangs around I'm from the number six

he hangs around I'm from the number six
in

I got there yeah did you ask you never

I got there yeah did you ask you never
heard me you want to make another

heard me you want to make another

heard me you want to make another
hundred bucks it's simple you just tell

hundred bucks it's simple you just tell

hundred bucks it's simple you just tell
your pimp you got a client with a fat

your pimp you got a client with a fat

your pimp you got a client with a fat
wad of cash and waiting for him in the

wad of cash and waiting for him in the

wad of cash and waiting for him in the
back alley behind the motel and I'll

back alley behind the motel and I'll

back alley behind the motel and I'll
take it from there you have got to be

take it from there you have got to be

take it from there you have got to be
out of your goddamn mind if he finds out

out of your goddamn mind if he finds out

out of your goddamn mind if he finds out
I have anything to do with this that son

I have anything to do with this that son

I have anything to do with this that son
of a bitch will stick stiletto up my ass

of a bitch will stick stiletto up my ass

of a bitch will stick stiletto up my ass
you know hang me upside have a little

you know hang me upside have a little

you know hang me upside have a little
lamp Pole don't take no for an answer do

lamp Pole don't take no for an answer do

lamp Pole don't take no for an answer do
you know man and don't mess this up I

you know man and don't mess this up I

you know man and don't mess this up I
don't think I have to tell you what'll

don't think I have to tell you what'll

don't think I have to tell you what'll
happen

I love fuckers hate pimps filthy animals

I love fuckers hate pimps filthy animals
that girl can't be more than 19 years

that girl can't be more than 19 years

that girl can't be more than 19 years
old

I'm guessing cuz she's stupid enough to

I'm guessing cuz she's stupid enough to
do this young dumb and desperate for

do this young dumb and desperate for

do this young dumb and desperate for
dollars a perfect candidate for the

dollars a perfect candidate for the

dollars a perfect candidate for the
sleazy industry that's what these

sleazy industry that's what these

sleazy industry that's what these
monsters are working for weak links

monsters are working for weak links

monsters are working for weak links
Runaways addicts pimp is like a vulture

Runaways addicts pimp is like a vulture

Runaways addicts pimp is like a vulture
they see wounded prey and they swoop

they see wounded prey and they swoop

they see wounded prey and they swoop
down to pick up the bones for a

down to pick up the bones for a

down to pick up the bones for a
prostitute a pimp is a provider

prostitute a pimp is a provider

prostitute a pimp is a provider
protector and sometimes even a lover but

protector and sometimes even a lover but

protector and sometimes even a lover but
to a pimp these girls are just rental

to a pimp these girls are just rental

to a pimp these girls are just rental
cars took the bait let's roll

like a deer in the headlights

like a deer in the headlights
let's go how's it going why did you walk

let's go how's it going why did you walk

let's go how's it going why did you walk
away when I pulled up I didn't as

away when I pulled up I didn't as

away when I pulled up I didn't as
there's mind our own business

there's mind our own business

there's mind our own business
and what business is that just waiting

and what business is that just waiting

and what business is that just waiting
for a friend

for a friend

for a friend
selling some dope tonight I'm clean the

selling some dope tonight I'm clean the

selling some dope tonight I'm clean the
ground up on 4th Avenue forth and what

ground up on 4th Avenue forth and what

ground up on 4th Avenue forth and what
forth and then I haven't heard of that

forth and then I haven't heard of that

forth and then I haven't heard of that
Street you're a terrible liar you know

Street you're a terrible liar you know

Street you're a terrible liar you know
that I'm not lying you're making this

that I'm not lying you're making this

that I'm not lying you're making this
very hard for yourself but you want to

very hard for yourself but you want to

very hard for yourself but you want to
make this easy

make this easy

make this easy
you have to earn my trust how am I

you have to earn my trust how am I

you have to earn my trust how am I
supposed to trust you

it's not bullshit I asked you a simple

it's not bullshit I asked you a simple
question you can't even give me a

question you can't even give me a

question you can't even give me a
straight answer

straight answer

straight answer
when you say I'm you're taking too long

when you say I'm you're taking too long

when you say I'm you're taking too long
to think of a bullshit answer you take

to think of a bullshit answer you take

to think of a bullshit answer you take
me for some kind of retard no sir that

me for some kind of retard no sir that

me for some kind of retard no sir that
don't treat me like we're forth and

don't treat me like we're forth and

don't treat me like we're forth and
bullshit haven't you step over here

bullshit haven't you step over here

bullshit haven't you step over here
please this way hey what I didn't do

please this way hey what I didn't do

please this way hey what I didn't do
anything

anything

anything
put your hands this is Lake this is

put your hands this is Lake this is

put your hands this is Lake this is
bullshit man I agree there's a whole lot

bullshit man I agree there's a whole lot

bullshit man I agree there's a whole lot
of bullshit

of bullshit

of bullshit
you must have awful breath is all that

you must have awful breath is all that

you must have awful breath is all that
bullshit is coming from your mother what

bullshit is coming from your mother what

bullshit is coming from your mother what
are you talking about that I'm just

are you talking about that I'm just

are you talking about that I'm just
walking here word on the street is

walking here word on the street is

walking here word on the street is
you're a pimp I'm no kid no you're not a

you're a pimp I'm no kid no you're not a

you're a pimp I'm no kid no you're not a
pimp you just hang around in front of

pimp you just hang around in front of

pimp you just hang around in front of
Shady motels for fun right man you've

Shady motels for fun right man you've

Shady motels for fun right man you've
got no proof one of your employees left

got no proof one of your employees left

got no proof one of your employees left
proof all over my backseat she pointed

proof all over my backseat she pointed

proof all over my backseat she pointed
you out to fucking bitch

you out to fucking bitch

you out to fucking bitch
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today must be my lucky where'd you get

today must be my lucky where'd you get

today must be my lucky where'd you get
that money I reward for it where do you

that money I reward for it where do you

that money I reward for it where do you
work

work

work
the bullshit store up at 4th and um put

the bullshit store up at 4th and um put

the bullshit store up at 4th and um put
your hand up man you serious

put your face

put your face
fuck you Pig Oh oh man whoo chill out

fuck you Pig Oh oh man whoo chill out

fuck you Pig Oh oh man whoo chill out
whoa don't move

ready rollin fucked up shit man what

ready rollin fucked up shit man what
does it feel like to be the bitch for a

does it feel like to be the bitch for a

does it feel like to be the bitch for a
change

change

change
hey fuck you so you're the big boss huh

hey fuck you so you're the big boss huh

hey fuck you so you're the big boss huh
well macdaddy I'm gonna show you what it

well macdaddy I'm gonna show you what it

well macdaddy I'm gonna show you what it
feels like to be the employee this is a

feels like to be the employee this is a

feels like to be the employee this is a
16 inch expandable baton now small penis

16 inch expandable baton now small penis

16 inch expandable baton now small penis
is about three inches or less by size

is about three inches or less by size

is about three inches or less by size
the average size is about and then you

the average size is about and then you

the average size is about and then you
got the fries let's say about ten inches

got the fries let's say about ten inches

got the fries let's say about ten inches
or well so far that's ten inches of

or well so far that's ten inches of

or well so far that's ten inches of
steel up your ass let's do the math

steel up your ass let's do the math

steel up your ass let's do the math
sixteen inches - ten inches you can take

sixteen inches - ten inches you can take

sixteen inches - ten inches you can take
another six inches tell me which way

another six inches tell me which way

another six inches tell me which way
smell it oh go ahead

smell it oh go ahead

smell it oh go ahead
oh this melon

oh this melon

oh this melon
what the hell do you think it smells

what the hell do you think it smells

what the hell do you think it smells
like it smells like shit justice is

like it smells like shit justice is

like it smells like shit justice is
served

what are we doing here just dumped in

what are we doing here just dumped in
some excess baggage what baggage the

some excess baggage what baggage the

some excess baggage what baggage the
dead weight in the trunk what are you

dead weight in the trunk what are you

dead weight in the trunk what are you
doing you can just kill him you just

doing you can just kill him you just

doing you can just kill him you just
keep that camera rolling I'll take care

keep that camera rolling I'll take care

keep that camera rolling I'll take care
of the rest

of the rest

of the rest
I want no part in this well it's too

I want no part in this well it's too

I want no part in this well it's too
late you gonna shoot me it's right just

late you gonna shoot me it's right just

late you gonna shoot me it's right just
leave it one Franco

leave it one Franco

leave it one Franco
fuck you Roger I don't get off this shit

fuck you Roger I don't get off this shit

fuck you Roger I don't get off this shit
like you do I suggest you listen to you

like you do I suggest you listen to you

like you do I suggest you listen to you
don't be stupid Franco we're just gonna

don't be stupid Franco we're just gonna

don't be stupid Franco we're just gonna
stand here and watch while he executes

stand here and watch while he executes

stand here and watch while he executes
the cop hostages man what are we

the cop hostages man what are we

the cop hostages man what are we
supposed to do he's got the guns so he

supposed to do he's got the guns so he

supposed to do he's got the guns so he
makes the fucking rules

makes the fucking rules

makes the fucking rules
just Jewess he says and we'll live to

just Jewess he says and we'll live to

just Jewess he says and we'll live to
see another day

see another day

see another day
we're just gonna watch this is so wrong

or I can kill you and replace you with a

or I can kill you and replace you with a
box it's up to you either way this is

box it's up to you either way this is

box it's up to you either way this is
going on record sorry

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you like a baby when that stuff sprays

you like a baby when that stuff sprays

you like a baby when that stuff sprays
even the eyes now you've seen the Taser

even the eyes now you've seen the Taser

even the eyes now you've seen the Taser
in the Vuitton can do something beretta

in the Vuitton can do something beretta

in the Vuitton can do something beretta
p90 - the standard issue now it is a

p90 - the standard issue now it is a

p90 - the standard issue now it is a
good thing he's wearing that Kevlar vest

good thing he's wearing that Kevlar vest

good thing he's wearing that Kevlar vest
alright

alright

alright
that probably would have killed him

mister also usually carries with the

mister also usually carries with the
protection that they provide judging by

protection that they provide judging by

protection that they provide judging by
the fact that he's still breathing

the fact that he's still breathing

the fact that he's still breathing
that vest must be her mom boobies had

that vest must be her mom boobies had

that vest must be her mom boobies had
enough give made your point you don't

enough give made your point you don't

enough give made your point you don't
have to kill them this lesson isn't over

have to kill them this lesson isn't over

have to kill them this lesson isn't over
yet

possibly the most crucial item in an

possibly the most crucial item in an
officer's arsenal is the police cruiser

officer's arsenal is the police cruiser

officer's arsenal is the police cruiser
these babies are more souped up than a

these babies are more souped up than a

these babies are more souped up than a
Latina lowrider

Latina lowrider

Latina lowrider
all right we're talking v8 power under

all right we're talking v8 power under

all right we're talking v8 power under
the hood

the hood

the hood
these beauties are also coming equipped

these beauties are also coming equipped

these beauties are also coming equipped
with a battering ram to which our friend

with a battering ram to which our friend

with a battering ram to which our friend
is currently cuffed - you're insane we

is currently cuffed - you're insane we

is currently cuffed - you're insane we
can't drive into the city with a cop

can't drive into the city with a cop

can't drive into the city with a cop
cuffed up to the front of a car you're

cuffed up to the front of a car you're

cuffed up to the front of a car you're
totally right Frankie what are you doing

totally right Frankie what are you doing

totally right Frankie what are you doing
stop the car

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now I don't know if I mentioned the

now I don't know if I mentioned the

now I don't know if I mentioned the
brakes in this sucker superb

brakes in this sucker superb

brakes in this sucker superb
top-of-the-line abs no we better go

top-of-the-line abs no we better go

top-of-the-line abs no we better go
check what's gonna happen with us it's a

check what's gonna happen with us it's a

check what's gonna happen with us it's a
surprise

surprise

surprise
are you gonna kill us

not yet at least it depends depends on

not yet at least it depends depends on
what on whether or not I still like you

what on whether or not I still like you

what on whether or not I still like you
at the end of the night so stay cool

at the end of the night so stay cool

at the end of the night so stay cool
lose you're told and everything will be

lose you're told and everything will be

lose you're told and everything will be
ok you'll go home few friends and your

ok you'll go home few friends and your

ok you'll go home few friends and your
families without a scratch but if you

families without a scratch but if you

families without a scratch but if you
took me off paint your brains on the

took me off paint your brains on the

took me off paint your brains on the
sidewalk can I ask why you're doing this

sidewalk can I ask why you're doing this

sidewalk can I ask why you're doing this
take a look out on the streets what do

take a look out on the streets what do

take a look out on the streets what do
you see

you see

you see
crackheads rapists thugs little girls

crackheads rapists thugs little girls

crackheads rapists thugs little girls
selling their bodies for a hit fucking

selling their bodies for a hit fucking

selling their bodies for a hit fucking
toilet out there and who's gonna clean

toilet out there and who's gonna clean

toilet out there and who's gonna clean
it up the cops they're nothing but a

it up the cops they're nothing but a

it up the cops they're nothing but a
bunch of paper pushers with pistols they

bunch of paper pushers with pistols they

bunch of paper pushers with pistols they
don't understand the streets like I do I

don't understand the streets like I do I

don't understand the streets like I do I
know cuz I've been there

know cuz I've been there

know cuz I've been there
they can't handle it out there like I

they can't handle it out there like I

they can't handle it out there like I
can they just put these scumbags in a

can they just put these scumbags in a

can they just put these scumbags in a
Cell at night and the next day they're

Cell at night and the next day they're

Cell at night and the next day they're
right back out in the street that

right back out in the street that

right back out in the street that
doesn't change these people makes me

doesn't change these people makes me

doesn't change these people makes me
stronger you know some of these Punk's

stronger you know some of these Punk's

stronger you know some of these Punk's
actually want to go to jail some of

actually want to go to jail some of

actually want to go to jail some of
these guys actually think it's better in

these guys actually think it's better in

these guys actually think it's better in
the big house than out there on the

the big house than out there on the

the big house than out there on the
street I mean think about it you got a

street I mean think about it you got a

street I mean think about it you got a
roof over your head a bed three meals a

roof over your head a bed three meals a

roof over your head a bed three meals a
day and that sound better than sleeping

day and that sound better than sleeping

day and that sound better than sleeping
on a cardboard box eating out of a trash

on a cardboard box eating out of a trash

on a cardboard box eating out of a trash
can I think so

can I think so

can I think so
these people need someone with an iron

these people need someone with an iron

these people need someone with an iron
fist someone who would keep him in line

fist someone who would keep him in line

fist someone who would keep him in line
someone who'll give a slap on the face

someone who'll give a slap on the face

someone who'll give a slap on the face
and Saturday wished and you think one

and Saturday wished and you think one

and Saturday wished and you think one
person change all that don't expect to

person change all that don't expect to

person change all that don't expect to
change and I just want to make a

change and I just want to make a

change and I just want to make a
difference my wife was killed by some

difference my wife was killed by some

difference my wife was killed by some
creep who needed change for a hit he did

creep who needed change for a hit he did

creep who needed change for a hit he did
five years and then they just let him go

five years and then they just let him go

five years and then they just let him go
where's the goddamn justice huh it

where's the goddamn justice huh it

where's the goddamn justice huh it
didn't matter

didn't matter

didn't matter
two days after they let him out I put a

two days after they let him out I put a

two days after they let him out I put a
hollow point in his cranium

want to know what I think about the law

want to know what I think about the law
I think the law is a joke lawyers are

I think the law is a joke lawyers are

I think the law is a joke lawyers are
the comedian's and the jury is the

the comedian's and the jury is the

the comedian's and the jury is the
audience laughing it up so you're a

audience laughing it up so you're a

audience laughing it up so you're a
vigilante Batman is a vigilante I'm just

vigilante Batman is a vigilante I'm just

vigilante Batman is a vigilante I'm just
a hero thank you guys hungry

a hero thank you guys hungry

a hero thank you guys hungry
I can use a bike hello you I lost my

I can use a bike hello you I lost my

I can use a bike hello you I lost my
appetite too bad Frankie because I know

appetite too bad Frankie because I know

appetite too bad Frankie because I know
this great place nearby and it is not a

this great place nearby and it is not a

this great place nearby and it is not a
donut shop Hey do you know that it's a

donut shop Hey do you know that it's a

donut shop Hey do you know that it's a
myth that cops actually like donuts do

myth that cops actually like donuts do

myth that cops actually like donuts do
they like hot dogs a donut is just an

they like hot dogs a donut is just an

they like hot dogs a donut is just an
inflated ring of sugar the hot dog has

inflated ring of sugar the hot dog has

inflated ring of sugar the hot dog has
meat protein donut will give you a rush

meat protein donut will give you a rush

meat protein donut will give you a rush
but a hot dog gives you fuel the burgers

but a hot dog gives you fuel the burgers

but a hot dog gives you fuel the burgers
are good too but they can sit heavy in

are good too but they can sit heavy in

are good too but they can sit heavy in
the stomach sometimes can I ask you

the stomach sometimes can I ask you

the stomach sometimes can I ask you
something sure what is it are you

something sure what is it are you

something sure what is it are you
concerned about being caught your own

concerned about being caught your own

concerned about being caught your own
camera

camera

camera
you want to be seen this footage might

you want to be seen this footage might

you want to be seen this footage might
end up being seen all over the world why

end up being seen all over the world why

end up being seen all over the world why
should I be worried

hello Pete Hey well you're fine secular

hello Pete Hey well you're fine secular
fame holy do you show my good side

fame holy do you show my good side

fame holy do you show my good side
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I love LEP I love la vie

I love LEP I love la vie

I love LEP I love la vie
yes sir I thank you see you around

yes sir I thank you see you around

yes sir I thank you see you around
hey don't work too hard I promise they

hey don't work too hard I promise they

hey don't work too hard I promise they
won't

hey you don't mind the camera do you

hey you don't mind the camera do you
we're taping an episode of La Vie oh no

we're taping an episode of La Vie oh no

we're taping an episode of La Vie oh no
I love that shop what can i getcha and I

I love that shop what can i getcha and I

I love that shop what can i getcha and I
get for gutbuster dogs please

get for gutbuster dogs please

get for gutbuster dogs please
you know on Dumbo regular give me the

you know on Dumbo regular give me the

you know on Dumbo regular give me the
biggest dogs you got in starving these

biggest dogs you got in starving these

biggest dogs you got in starving these
suckers fill you to the brim first time

suckers fill you to the brim first time

suckers fill you to the brim first time
I ever had money I got stuck on the cans

I ever had money I got stuck on the cans

I ever had money I got stuck on the cans
or homeless in our but trust me it was

wardog not only $10 you catch up

wardog not only $10 you catch up
yeah just a little 1/3 sure mayo and

yeah just a little 1/3 sure mayo and

yeah just a little 1/3 sure mayo and
relish just babies no no

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now take a bite

fucking I don't give a fuck your cook

fucking I don't give a fuck your cook
the judge or the goddamn I won't stay

the judge or the goddamn I won't stay

the judge or the goddamn I won't stay
the fuck down

the fuck down

the fuck down
don't move get down

district the RP stating the current

district the RP stating the current
address you want to get them sorted to

address you want to get them sorted to

address you want to get them sorted to
that second address is negative when

that second address is negative when

that second address is negative when
you're gonna take them from locations

you're gonna take them from locations

you're gonna take them from locations
address whole respond to our goal and

address whole respond to our goal and

address whole respond to our goal and
we're gonna uni with I'll show you I'm

we're gonna uni with I'll show you I'm

we're gonna uni with I'll show you I'm
seeing an animal jobs on this behavior I

Sir John - Lawrence we have our location

Sir John - Lawrence we have our location
our subject is complaining of pain to

our subject is complaining of pain to

our subject is complaining of pain to
the legs and requesting be transported

are you cooking for got numbers and

are you cooking for got numbers and
deactivation are you that's a problem

deactivation are you that's a problem

deactivation are you that's a problem
for how are you show you around to the

for how are you show you around to the

for how are you show you around to the
party on Mars that drive gossip over

party on Mars that drive gossip over

party on Mars that drive gossip over
Dale