Original subtitles

K'nuckles: Flapjack.

Hey, flapjack.

Come with me! We'll go and see a place called

Candied Island!

Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪

♪ It's safer at the docks ♪

K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop

to go drippin' down the rocks ♪

Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪

K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪

Flapjack: ♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪

K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪

Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.

♪ The Misadventures of... ♪

Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪

[ SPLASH ]

[ DOORS CREAK ]

[ BLINK! ]

Ahh.

The greatest candy in the...

World.

[ GRUNTING ]

[ GASPS ]

Oh, What a shame.

K'nuckles: Now's our chance, Flap.

Sneak over quiet-like and see what you find.

[ PITTER! PITTER! ]

flapjack: snea--

K'nuckles: out of the way, boy!

[ SCREECH! ]

Ah-ha-ha!

Let's see! Let's see!

One and two!

Only two?

Well, I guess it'll do.

[ CREAK! ]

Flap, think you can squeeze in here?

- Flapjack: I don't know. - K'nuckles: hmm.

You do got that fat head of yours.

Flapjack: Yeah.

It is big, isn't it?

K'nuckles: I know!

Strip down to your unders and grease up.

Flapjack: B-but, Cap'n...

Everyone will see my...

Purple undies.

K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]

What?!

Oh, no, no, no!

Nobody's even around!

Besides, all the great

adventurers wear purple unders.

Flapjack: Really?

K'nuckles: Su-u-u-u-re.

Flapjack: I'll do it!

[ SLOOP! ]

[ SQUISH! ]

[ HUMMING ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

All greased up and ready to enter!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ SQUEEEAK! ]

I'm too greasy, Cap'n.

K'nuckles: that's the point, Flapjack.

I'll give you a lift!

[ PLUNK! ]

Ha ha! Now I need you to...

[ DISTORTED SHOUTING ]

Flapjack: I can't hear you, Cap'n!

K'nuckles: oh.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

Hand me both pieces of candy!

Flapjack: Both pieces?

Well, what about me?

K'nuckles: The doctor says I have the sickness!

To cure it, I need two pieces of candy!

flapjack: Oh, no! The sickness?!

Hurry, Cap'n! Take one!

K'nuckles: Oooh!

Flapjack: Hurry, Cap'n! Eat it!

K'nuckles: [ SIGHING ]

Mmmmmmm.

[ SHIVERS ]

[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

[ MUTTERING DREAMILY ]

Flapjack: Well...uh...

[ GASPS ]

Cap'n, your second piece!

Cap'n!

C-a-a-a--aaaaaah!

Oh.

What will happen to the Cap'n?

He needs his candy.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

[ PANTING ]

K'nuckles: [ MUTTERING ]

[ CHUCKLING ]

Flapjack: I have to get him his second piece of candy.

Boy, getting lost sure makes you hungry.

♪ One pieces of candy ♪

Flapjack: No! I can't!

I promised captain K'nuckles.

Do it, Flapjack.

Eat me.

Flapjack: M-m-m-mr. Candy?

Come on!

Just give me a little...taste.

Flapjack: But I got to save you for Cap'n K'nuckles.

He'll never find out.

Just take a little nibble, wrap me back up.

It'll be our secret.

Flapjack: Just...a...nibble?

Yes.

Put me in your mouth,

Where it's warm.

Flapjack: our...secret.

[ ROARS ]

Flapjack: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ COUGHS ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

Flapjack: Wait! Wait! Somebody's in here!

[ SPLAT! ]

[ WHIP! ]

Flapjack: Don't worry, Mr. Candy.

I'll get you back to the Cap'n's mouth, where you belong,

Even though you tried to trick me.

[ GASPS ]

Whoa!

[ SPLAT! SPLAT! ]

I'll keep you safe, friends.

[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]

What the heck is that thing?

I don't know.

Freaky-looking.

Could be some kind of sea monkey.

Should we toss it back over?

I know what it is.

I seen one of them when I was but a lad.

The slicked-back hair, the earrings,

and the funny goatee.

And he wears the color of the mystics -- purple.

Yes, sirree, we caught ourselves

a magical candy genie.

And he'll give three wishes

to whomever frees him.

All: [ INHALE DEEPLY ]

[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

Enough!

You really think this thing

is gonna just grant any one of ya's three wishes?

Maybe.

Only the chosen one can free the magic candy genie,

like that sword-in-the-thing type deal.

Stand back, boys!

Genie, genie, genie.

[ SQUEAK! ]

Please, I need this.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

Yet another failure added to the list.

Give it a whirl, boys!

Yeah! I'll show you how to rub it.

Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub, rub!

You have to rub like this.

[ SQUEAK! ]

Hey, when do i get a turn?

Oh.

Yeah, rub it on him.

Help a guy out, yeah.

Flapjack: No! Help! No!

[ GASPING, GROANING]

Nope. Nothing.

[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

[ DISTORTED ARGUING ]

Maybe it's just some weirdo

who likes to hang out in bottles

in his undies!

Weirdo.

Flapjack: No, no!

I-i'm a genie!

I'll grant you all your wishes!

But you have to be asleep first.

Oh, you're one of those.

Flapjack: All of you already rubbed,

so just make a wish and fall asleep.

♪ Go to sleep, little fishermen ♪

♪ And I'll grant you your wishes then ♪

♪ Go to sleep, and I promise you ♪

♪ Your wishes will come true ♪

♪ For tomorrow's another day ♪

♪ For you to laugh ♪

♪ For you to play ♪

♪ And tomorrow you'll wake and see ♪

♪ Your wish granted to ♪

♪ thee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e ♪

[ FISHERMEN SNORING ]

By me.

[ CLINK! ]

[ RATTLE! RATTLE! RATTLE! ]

Got...to reach...Stormalong.

K'nuckles...needs...candy.

[ CLINK! CLINK! ]

Ow!

Oh, no! More weirdos!

What's this, now?

Flapjack: I'm a genie! And if you take me back

to Stormalong Harbor,

I'll grant all your wishes.

A genie, you say.

Flapjack: That's right -- a magical candy genie.

So you better...watch out.

Oh. Well, in that case...

Welcome, brother!

- Flapjack: What? - No need to be scared.

You're among friends here on

"Retired Genie Island"!

Flapjack: "Retired Genie Island"?

Yes!

I am R-r-raul the Magnificent.

And this is Allistair the Wretched.

[ WHEEZES ]

And over there -- that's Frank the Tan.

Flapjack: I'm Flapjack.

Flapjack...?

Flapjack: Uh...Flapjack the Adventurer?

You're not a genie at all, are you?

Flapjack: No! I am! I am!

Begone!

Flapjack: Wait!

♪ Fake Genie Island ♪

I'm a genie!

I'm a genie!

I'm a genie!

I'm a genie, too.

Pass the grease when you're finished, huh?

Flapjack: I'm sorry, Cap'n.

I'm never gonna get you your medicinal candy.

Candy? You have candy?

Flapjack: Yeah.

I overheard your poor story.

I'm sad for you.

And i'd like to help you out by sending you home...

If you give me your candy.

Flapjack: How do I know you're not a faker genie

like everyone else?

What, me?

I'm not one of those fakers.

I just came to drop them off.

Just give me the candy and you'll see.

Flapjack: I can't. I'm saving it for captain K'nuckles.

If you give me your piece of candy now,

I'll send you to Candied Island,

and you can replace the candy for your captain plus more.

After you've got all the candy you can carry,

I will take you home.

Flapjack: Candied Island?

What would the Cap'n do?

Eh, I think he would agree with me.

Flapjack: Huh? Whoa! You are real.

[ TING! ]

[ WHIP! ]

[ WRAPPER CRINKLES ]

[ CHOMP! ]

Mmmmm!

- Flapjack: I'm ready, good sir. - Hmm?

Flapjack: i'm ready to go to Candied Island.

- What? - Flapjack: just say the word,

And -- whoosh! -- i'm off.

Oh, you -- y-you took me seriously?

Flapjack: But -- but you said --

And I gave you --

The name of the island is

"Fake Genie Island."

Flapjack: Oh, no! What have I done?

Cap'n's second piece of candy -- gone.

I'll be stuck in here forever...

alone...

in my purple undies!

[ FLUMP! ]

Oh, great job. You always take it too far.

Look at him, man!

[ SIGHS ]

I'm sorry.

Look!

Written on the jar --

"Property of Candied Island."

It's a Candied Island Jar!

So what?

So if we release it to the sea,

It'll magically float back to its home.

To Candied Island!

[ ALL MUTTERING ]

[ CHEERING ]

You wanted to go to Candied Island.

Your wish is my command.

I guess we are genies, after all.

[ CREEEEEEEAK! ]

[ CREEEEEEEAK! ]

Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]

The genie granted my wish!

[ humming ]

[ GURGLE! ]

wha--

Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]

I made it back to Stormalong,

and I still have candy for the Cap'n!

K'nuckles: I'm over here!

Flapjack: Quick! Eat your second piece

before it's too late!

K'nuckles: Mmmm.

Flapjack: Hooray! Your sickness is cured!

K'nuckles: Sure, sure.

Flapjack: Hey, what are you doing in that bottle?

K'nuckles: Flap, uh, i'm -- I'm a liar.

I don't have the sickness.

I-i felt bad, so I went to look for ya.

[ SQUEAK! ]

Can you get me out of here?

Flapjack: Your wish...

...is my command.

K'nuckles: Uh, Flap, uh...

you should put some clothes on.

[ CHIRPING ]

What a beautiful morning.

For writing tickets!

K'nuckles: Hey, flap, want to see a magic trick?

[ SHATTER! THUMP! ]

[ PITTER! PITTER! PITTER! ]

TA-DA!

Flapjack: What?!

How did you do that?

K'nuckles: I'll tell you when you're older.

Flapjack: When's that gonna happen?

K'nuckles: When I find my unpaid dock tickets!

That hag's hidden them somewhere.

Flapjack: Okay. I see what's going on here --

going through her stuff,

looking through her drawers...

- K'nuckles: What? - Flapjack: you're in love

with the Dock Hag, and you want to marry her!

K'nuckles: What?! Flapjack: You want to...

...marry her and kiss her toes!

K'nuckles: I don't love any woman!

Or man!

Or...whatever the Dock Hag is.

And i'm certainly not going to kiss her toes.

I'd rather wrestle a shark.

Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[ MUSIC QUIETS ]

[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]

K'nuckles: Grrr!

Aaah!

[ SAD VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS ]

K'nuckles: Don't worry. I will take care of your children.

[ GONG! ]

Flapjack: Cap'n K'nuckles...

you are the greatest adventurer...

of all time.

K'nuckles: That's what i'm sayin'!

[ THUD! ]

Flapjack: Look, Cap'n --

a box with your name on it!

[ MUSIC ]

K'nuckles: My tickets must be in there!

Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

K'nuckles: Anything up there, boy?

Flapjack: Ye-e-e-s.

[ GIGGLES ]

K'nuckles: Did you find me tickets?

Flapjack: No-o-o-o-o-o.

K'nuckles: Well, what did you find?

flapjack: this cute little doll of Cap'n K'nuckles!

Mmmmmmm!

[ LAUGHS ]

K'nuckles: No! Don't touch that!

- Flapjack: What?! - K'nuckles: Argh!

[ PLOP! ]

K'nuckles: That's a "Do-Do" doll!

Flapjack: What?! K'nuckles: Whatever the...

...Dock Hag do to the doll, it do to me!

Like that time I fell off the boat!

[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]

Aaaah!

Or that time I fell down the stairs!

Aaaaah!

Or that time I couldn't wake up!

Flapjack: Or all those times you forgot my name?

K'nuckles: it's all the Dock Hag's fault!

She's been doin' do-do on me my whole life!

[ GASPS ]

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ GLASS CLINKS ]

[ GROANS ]

There's somebody in here.

If somebody's in here,

I'm gonna...

Give them a ticket!

[ BOTH CHUCKLE QUIETLY ]

And destroy them!

[ THUD! CREAK! ]

Both: OOF! AH! OOF!

[ BOTH GASP ]

[ PANTING ]

K'nuckles: Huh?

Both: Dr. Barber?

Why, Flapjack, Captain K'nuckles.

Fancy meeting you here...

in the Dock Hag's basement.

Flapjack: We're looking for the Captain's dock tickets.

And i'm looking for my dock tickets...

...as well.

[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

K'nuckles: She's gonna destroy us!

She won't destroy me...

If she thinks i'm already dead.

[ MOANS ]

[ THUD! ]

Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

Please, K'nuckles,

show me how to die like a man.

K'nuckles: What? Oh, uh...follow me.

Flapjack: Right behind you, Cap'n.

[ CLACK ]

K'nuckles: Where are we?

Flapjack: Looks like some kind of room.

With a toilet in it.

[ HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]

[ BLAM! ]

[ MUSIC ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ METAL SCRAPING ]

[ CHATTER! CHATTER! CHATTER! ]

[ SCRAPING INTENSIFIES ]

[ WATER TRICKLING ]

[ METAL SQUEAKING ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ RATTLING ]

[ MONKEYS HOOTING ]

[ DOLPHIN CHIRPING ]

[ HORSE WHINNIES, HOOFBEATS ]

[ TRIBAL CHANTING, ANIMAL NOISES ]

[ BOTH SNORING ]

[ CHANTING, NOISES STOP ]

[ SNORING STOPS ]

[ CREAKING ]

K'nuckles: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

No!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

[ DOOR CREAKS ]

[ PITTER! PITTER! PITTER! ]

Flapjack: It's locked.

where do you think you're goin'?

[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

...little K'nuckeys!

[ SMOOCHES ]

K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]

i've got your lunch right here.

♪ Just the way you like it ♪

What's that?

You've been naughty?!

Naughty boys don't get lunch.

They get tickets!

[ GIGGLES ]

Flapjack: Cap'n, I don't think it's a do-do doll.

Huh?

I wish you were the real

Captain K'nuckles.

K'nuckles: You don't like little K'nuckeys?

What?! You can talk?

K'nuckles: Sure.

Flapjack: Oh.

K'nuckles: So, now that I can talk,

Will you do me a favor?

Will you use my real name?

K'nuckles: Okay.

[ GIGGLES ]

- It's -- - K'nuckles: Not important.

I need you to pass me that syrup bottle.

Okay.

K'nuckles: Now put it on the floor for later.

Okay.

[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]

[ BOTTLE CLINKS ]

K'nuckles: Yeah, uh, now promise

not to give any more tickets.

I promise.

K'nuckles: Now give yourself a ticket.

Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ]

K'nuckles: Oh, yeah, and one more thing --

tear up K'nuckles' dock tickets.

but...you are his tickets.

[ RIP! RIP! ]

Hey!

What --

what are you doing here?!

K'nuckles: I'm, uh, i'm here 'cause I,

uh, i-i, uh, i-i got,

uh, feelings for ya.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

Flapjack: Cap'n, what are you doing?

K'nuckles: I'm stallin' so you can find a way out of here.

What?!

K'nuckles: Uh, i'm trying to stall these, uh, feelings.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

K'nuckles: So, uh, I can get out of here.

What?!

K'nuckles: Uhhh...

Flapjack: [ PANTING ]

K'nuckles: Please, dear lady -- or whatever --

Uh, forgive a rough adventurer

for lacking the words to say I --

I love y -- [ COUGHING ]

You love me?!

Prove it!

Kiss my big toe.

Flapjack: Cap'n!

K'nuckles: Uh, hang on a sec.

Flapjack: It's your favorite

-- shark wrestling!

[ GURGLES ]

[ HISSES, GROWLS ]

[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]

K'nuckles: I'm sorry, boy. Avert your eyes.

[ DIRGE PLAYS ]

[ HEAVY FOOTSTEP ]

[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]

[ CREEEEEAK! ]

[ SMOOCHES ]

Hmm. That wasn't so bad.

That's not my big toe.

[ CREEEEEAK! SPROING! ]

[ SMOOCHES ]

[ SMOOCHES ]

K'nuckles: Aaaaah!

Oof!

Flapjack: I knew you'd rather wrestle a shark

than kiss the Dock Hag's toe.

Which makes it hard to understand

why you kissed her toe in the first place.

But anyway -- go get him, Cap'n!

K'nuckles: Unh!

[ ALL GROWL ]

Flapjack: Make sure to take care of the children!

K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]

Flapjack: Cap'n K'nuckles, that was amazing!

You're the greatest adventurer...

...ever!

K'nuckles: Eh?

Flapjack: And, um... the Dock Hag gave you a ticket

for breaking and entering...

...her heart!

[ GIGGLES ]

K'nuckles: Eh?

[ EPIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC QUIETS ]

[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]