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Hey, the girl's just about to go wild.
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Listen, dear, I need to talk to you.
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Just watching a documentary about,
uh, breast cancer.
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Oh, those brave young doctors spending their
spring break to cure the silent killer.
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Now, listen, dear, I don't want my
grandchild to be born out of wedlock.
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Well, me neither, but Kelly isn't ready to
get married to me yet.
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Well, I'm running for president of my
condo association.
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And this will be a disastrous scandal.
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Well, I know I could win it for sure,
but you're gonna have to kill Bin Laden.
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My opponent is tough.
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She's running on a platform that will
allow green as an exterior door color.
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Oh, my God, that's trivial.
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Well, I couldn't think of anything else.
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Look, I am prepared to offer you $15,000
to get married before the baby comes.
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Look, you can't bribe me to get married.
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Fine.
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Make it $16,000.
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Would you just stop it?
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Look, Dad gave you that money.
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You have to keep it, you know,
so you don't become a burden to me.
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See, if you got married,
you wouldn't need to watch
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those filthy little breast
cancer documentaries.
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Quick, put your hand up.
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Oh, thank you.
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No, thank you.
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Hey, baby, can you hand me an ink?
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Oh, wash your hand first, you animal.
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It came out of a chicken's ass.
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No, honey, it didn't.
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You know what?
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I don't want you to go into the delivery
room after all.
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You'll just be confused.
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Hey, listen, you won't believe just what
happened a few minutes ago.
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Yeah.
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My mom offered us $16,000 if we could get
married before the baby comes.
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What?
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She's crazy.
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I would have done it for five.
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Well, you know, I'd
never get tired of this bit
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about how marrying me
for love would be ridiculous.
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Come on, it would be ridiculous if I
didn't love you so much.
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But, I mean...
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I think we're ready to get married now,
Drew, don't you?
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Oh, okay, I get it.
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Lucy with the football, they get a head
start.
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No, no, no, no!
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No, I'm serious, come on.
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I know that you want to marry me for the
right reasons now, and not just because
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I'm pregnant with what's almost certainly
your child.
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You'd better not be messing
with me, because after
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eight months of
begging, I'm a little fragile.
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No.
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I know that you love me for me,
and I'm ready.
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Come on, Drew, ask me.
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Come on, come on.
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All right, here goes.
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Kelly, I love you.
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Will you marry me?
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How soon do you need an answer?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm stupid,
and it's not funny.
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I thought it was funny, it's not.
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It's not funny.
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Of course I'll marry you.
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I can't believe how
many times I pictured this
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exact moment right down
to the meat in your hair.
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Well, you know, we have a month until the
baby comes.
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I'm sure I can plan a wedding in a couple
weeks.
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Boy, you were never this keen on getting
married for the baby comes before.
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Yeah, I know, honey, but now
that I'm this big, I'm thinking I'm
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not gonna lose all the weight,
so I gotta nail somebody down.
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You know, it's one thing to joke about me
not being the father.
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Don't you ever joke about not losing the
weight.
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No,
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I know it's a piece of my time,
and there's a father caught me inside my
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clothes, thinking that the world looks
fine, yeah, I believe.
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Thank you, everyone,
for coming to this rehearsal
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brunch in such short notice
and helping out the wedding.
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Now, we got the park, but
everybody has to be there at
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2 o'clock sharp because
the sprinklers go on at 2.45.
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So, you're not going to
be working on Saturday,
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because this is
the first I heard of it.
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Well, Mr. Wick, it's my wedding.
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Yes, but I've got paperwork to do,
and when I'm alone, I hear spooky noises.
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Oh, and once you have Mimi come in, she
doesn't just scare the living, you know?
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That's a good one.
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Hand me the ninja star for my purse.
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I took it out.
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I thought it was gonna poke a hole in your
diaphragm.
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I'm not worried about that thing.
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It's taken a lot of punishment over the
years.
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Now, the father of the bride likes to say
a few words.
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Well, the only thing a
father really wants in
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this world is for his
little girl to be happy.
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When I see her with... well, guess who's
late to her own daughter's rehearsal brunch?
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Let me guess.
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You and your janitor
boyfriend hit the liquor
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store for a cold 40
and some scratchers?
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A cold 40?
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What a brilliant description of our years
together.
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For your information, Don, we stopped to
get Kelly some flowers.
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Well, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but
let's just say we had sex in the bathroom.
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Oh, no.
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And with Louis.
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All right.
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As I was saying, all a
father really wants for his
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daughter is sex in the
bathroom with a janitor.
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No, why stop there?
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Next time, try a homeless man in a
dumpster.
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Don, you are an angry little
man who was fired for punching
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a co-worker over a fantasy
baseball trade gone wrong.
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You know I left to start my own business.
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Oh, you walk around all day talking into a
dead phone.
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I follow at the core.
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The other end goes into the air
conditioning vent.
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Well, the things you see when you black
out and wake up under a coffee table.
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Okay.
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Don, father of the bride, how about a big
hand?
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40 years of marriage, they must be doing
something right then.
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Anywho, I would like to make a toast to
Kelly.
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When I look around
at all my friends and
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relatives, I realize that
the love in this room...
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Now, Don,
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you already had your toast.
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Listen, listen!
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This is my wedding.
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I know you guys are miserable,
but can't you just be happy for me?
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I am, sweetheart.
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It's your father who refuses to be civil
about this.
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Why can't we just accept that sometimes
adults make love in public restrooms?
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No, no, no, no.
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That is it, Lewis.
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You have to leave.
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Well, if he's leaving, I'm leaving.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't leave on my account, because I'm
over you.
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This one was checking me out earlier.
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Maybe I'll do her in the toilet.
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Excuse me?
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Hey, that's my mother.
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You'll do her in the bedroom like
everybody else.
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He's up four steps, baby.
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He means well.
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Oh, please, please, everybody.
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Just be quiet.
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Let Drew finish his speech.
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Yeah, shut up, Don.
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My daughter asked you to leave.
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Don't get over it!
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You're the one talking into the air
conditioner.
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Well said.
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Hey, back off, Grand Milf.
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You're the one dating the janitor.
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Oh, you can see my date?
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I thought you were blind.
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That's it.
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Okay, I'll take care of that stuff.
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Where do you want it?
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Cat or gut?
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I'll get him first.
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You can dishonor the court.
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What's going on in City Hall?
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I was thinking the same thing,
Drew, but my car's plucked in.
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Hey, can you give us a ride down to City
Hall?
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Are you sure you want to go over there?
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That's kind of a real fairy.
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I'll take my chances.
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What the hell?
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How are you doing?
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Uh, I'm getting a burst of mini fresh
flavor.
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I'm here, you know.
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I spent the last 30 years restoring this
car.
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Lared my mother in a cardboard box so I
could afford those original formats.
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Yeah, but my brother's bad.
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I have to kiss the bride.
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I don't care what you gotta do.
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As long as nobody eats anything in my...
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Why am I out with?
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I think my water just broke.
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Oh, man, my floor mats.
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Quick, Tony, you gotta get us to the
Cleveland Clinic.
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How about I just drop you here?
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Sure.
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Your condition, you shouldn't have any
problem flagging somebody down.
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Come on, man.
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You gotta get us to the hospital.
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Hang on, honey.
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We'll be there in a minute.
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Well, you might as well have your gum now.
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That car's full of baby juice.
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Well,
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the mother of your child's at three
centimeters.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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I don't know what that means.
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I thought I had a couple more weeks left
to study.
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It means she could be two hours.
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She could be two days.
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Every woman's different.
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Hey, honey.
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Great news.
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This could be another two days.
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You think that two days of labor is great?
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How about I punch you in the testicles for
two days?
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We'll see how great you think that is.
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No, I mean, we still have time to get
married for the baby this year.
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Well, Drew, I'm in labor.
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The bastard ship has sailed.
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No, I don't want my baby born out of
wedlock.
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Look, he's already a carry.
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That makes him a dodgeball target.
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I don't want to paint a bullseye on his
back.
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Great.
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Okay.
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I'll go find a minister.
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And you spent some more time putting the
defibrillator on your nipples.
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Yeah, I heard you.
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Oh, honey, we came as soon as we got the
message.
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Have they given you any Demerol yet?
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No, Mom.
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No.
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Would you like some?
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Mom, I'm doing this naturally.
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You must just be at the very beginning.
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Okay, Mom and Ed, you stay here,
take care of Kelly.
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You guys come with me.
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There's a chapel downstairs.
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Maybe we can find a minister.
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Can't wait till Kelly has the baby.
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I love that new baby smell.
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It's almost as good as new car smell.
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Hey, you know, if you put a new baby in a
new car, that'd be the best smell ever.
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Through this holy unction,
may the Lord pardon
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thee whatever sins or
faults thou hast removed.
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Please, get out of the room.
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I'm giving this man the last right.
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Look, his girlfriend's giving birth.
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He needs to get married, okay?
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You can help save the baby from being born
out of wedlock and going to hell.
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It'd really mean a lot to me if he let me
get married before my kid comes.
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I wish I could help, but I
promised Mr. Clark that I
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would stay with him until
he goes to be with the Lord.
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Well, just a little ballpark estimate
here.
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Let's say the Lord was making dinner for
Mr. Clark.
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When would he put the noodles on?
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I can't answer that.
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Wait a minute.
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What's that?
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He's gone.
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Grab your oil.
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Let's rock, Padre.
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Nice.
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Try.
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Nice try, boys.
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He's not even hooked up to anything.
254
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I'm really sorry.
255
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,240
Their spines aren't hooked up to anything.
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My hands are tied.
257
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,980
I'd love to perform your marriage,
but I cannot leave, Mr. Clark.
258
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She's coming.
259
00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:47,050
I suppose this is no sillier than those
hippie weddings naked on a cliff.
260
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:53,490
Hey, if you can protest the war and hang
on to a man at the same time, you do it.
261
00:13:54,590 --> 00:14:00,630
I always thought I'd get married wearing a
wedding dress and a veil and underwear.
262
00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:04,990
But the breeze is refreshing, so let's do
this.
263
00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:07,890
Is that a dead guy?
264
00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:12,250
No, but I'm beginning to think he's
hanging on just to spite us.
265
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:12,550
True.
266
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:13,070
True.
267
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,010
I do not want a dying man at my wedding.
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00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:17,470
Oh, come on.
269
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,240
That's not like it's an
omen or anything about
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00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:22,091
what your married
life's going to be like.
271
00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:26,710
Well, we can at least close the curtain.
272
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:29,146
Don't you want to introduce yourself?
273
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:31,970
If he's going to hell, it'd be nice to
know someone when you get there.
274
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,290
I know this is going to be hard for you.
275
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,150
This is the only way we can do this.
276
00:14:36,290 --> 00:14:36,850
You okay?
277
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:37,670
I'm okay.
278
00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:38,770
I'm okay.
279
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:41,730
I don't know what it is.
280
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:44,510
The dying guy, the priest, the smell of
disinfectant.
281
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,170
But I'm so horny right now.
282
00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:51,510
You were worth waiting for, Larry Almona.
283
00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:55,330
Can we just get on with this thing?
284
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,706
Drew's going to have his hands full.
285
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,210
Kelly's turning into a real princess.
286
00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:03,038
Dearly beloved, we're
gathered here today to
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00:15:03,039 --> 00:15:06,131
join this couple in the
bonds of holy macaroni.
288
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,570
Okay, okay.
289
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,006
Her contractions are getting very close.
290
00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,030
I need to check her.
291
00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:18,570
What an awkward, sexy moment.
292
00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:23,630
Okay, she's almost fully dilated.
293
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:25,830
We've got to get her upstairs now.
294
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:26,530
No, no, no.
295
00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:27,030
Just one more minute.
296
00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:27,550
One more minute.
297
00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:28,130
I'm sorry.
298
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:29,650
There's a waiting room downstairs.
299
00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:31,810
You can come with us.
300
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:32,650
Maybe you can bury us in the hallway.
301
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:33,966
I've already explained to you.
302
00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:34,990
I can't.
303
00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:37,930
Well, thanks for nothing.
304
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,550
And by the way, sex with women?
305
00:15:42,030 --> 00:15:43,030
Fantastic.
306
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,330
How are you feeling?
307
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:49,250
To be honest, Doc, I'm a little scared.
308
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,250
I think he needs me, honey.
309
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:55,290
I would be better.
310
00:15:55,690 --> 00:16:00,290
Why don't you shut up, do your job,
and get that damn thing out of me.
311
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,200
You see?
312
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,360
That's why I'm scared.
313
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,220
Mr. Clark has passed on.
314
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,800
Is it too late for the wedding?
315
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,740
No, but hurry, because we can see the top
of the best man's head.
316
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:15,960
No!
317
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,620
We're gonna do this now!
318
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,600
Come on, it's just something to pass the
time.
319
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,600
Do you, Kelly, take this man through?
320
00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:22,460
Yes, yes, I do!
321
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,440
Do you, Drew, take this woman,
Kelly, to be your lawfully wedded wife?
322
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:27,120
Yeah, what do you think?
323
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,060
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
324
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:32,280
Aw, we were so close.
325
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,420
I had a glass of wine a month ago.
326
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,560
How many towels?
327
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,280
He's... he's blind.
328
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,560
He's just blind.
329
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,740
Oh, Drew.
330
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,140
He's beautiful.
331
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,720
He's so pretty.
332
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,920
Oh, you did great, honey.
333
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:57,120
I love you so much.
334
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,540
I love you too.
335
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:05,420
Uh, Father, um, he was half out during the
vows.
336
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,840
Couldn't he be legitimate from the waist
down?
337
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:16,342
Uh, I stopped at the vending
machine on the way up here,
338
00:17:16,343 --> 00:17:19,320
so we can count that time
and say he was born in wedlock.
339
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,860
We did it.
340
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,600
He looks just like his mom, so he really
hit the jackpot.
341
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,860
You know, honey, we never did settle on a
name.
342
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,080
I'm so exhausted from all this.
343
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,220
Why don't you pick?
344
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,434
Well, maybe we should
name him after the man
345
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:44,411
who's kind enough to
die and give us a priest.
346
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:46,490
Oh, that's a wonderful idea.
347
00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:48,570
What was Mr. Clark's first name?
348
00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:51,050
Ennis.
349
00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:01,570
Drew Jr. it is.
350
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,180
Well, nothing to do now except say thanks.
351
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,760
So thanks.
352
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,800
It was a lot of fun.
353
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:30,140
Good night.
354
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,420
Thanks a lot.
355
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,320
God bless.
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