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Pass it, Oswald, pass it!
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What if I can't listen and play at the
same time?
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Nothing personal, sir.
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I kick everybody when they're down.
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It's my move.
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Jimmy, you have to forget about winning
and losing.
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It's all about the journey.
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Man,
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I thought I was bad at this game.
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Turns out the problem was him.
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Okay, uh, let's play again.
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I want to be on Evan's team.
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No, there's no way.
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The boss and I are partners.
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We're, uh, Foos Buddies, right?
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That's right, Drew.
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There's a connection here.
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I think we were Foos Ball partners in
another life.
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Yeah, maybe, uh, Ancient Rome.
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That wasn't me.
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Evan, we have a meeting with our
investors.
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Time to put on the suit.
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Oh, man, I hate my suit.
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I started my own company so I wouldn't
have to wear it.
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Look, rich old white men don't give
millions of dollars to someone who looks
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like they just wandered out of a head
shop.
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Scott, the necktie is a noose.
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It chokes your soul.
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Hey, you're so good she's doing.
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Hey, Mimi, here's something I bet you
haven't heard since your roadie days.
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I'll take you both on.
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Stop playing this stupid game.
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This is ridiculous.
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Lunch ended 15 minutes ago.
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Yeah, we're just gonna play one more game.
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Well, play on your own time.
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It's time to get back to work.
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What?
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Hey, I made you boss.
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I'm above you.
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You're only above me in income,
education, and life expectancy.
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Oh, maybe you're right.
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I guess there's no harm in a little extra
playtime.
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I mean, all the other internet companies
do it.
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Oh, wait, they're dead.
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You still here?
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You screeching bag of bones?
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Hey, on the height-weight charts,
I am clearly inside.
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You know, we need to stop doing this.
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We have to create... Blah,
butty, blah, butty, blah.
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You know, Evan, our
boss, and my friend, put
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this foosball table in
here to increase morale.
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And he's the boss.
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So what are you gonna do?
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Well, he is part of the problem.
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Oh, you better watch it.
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He's gonna hear that as soon as I repeat
it to him.
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I think nothing can happen to you.
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Well, you're wrong.
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Just because you have
one of the bosses in your
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pocket doesn't mean you
can do whatever you want.
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Where is she heading off to?
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You know, she's not going to lunch.
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But it's a 5 o'clock world when the
whistle blows Oh, it's a piece of my time
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And there's a 5 o'clock read satin' by
close Thinking that the world looks fine
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Had a full day of playing computer games
and playing foosball.
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Could you go home and ice up my wrist?
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Want that interfere with your plans for
the evening?
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No, because I have a girlfriend.
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Why?
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What are you gonna do?
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Go home and eat at dinner for one and then
hang yourself in front of your cat?
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You know who'd appreciate your wit?
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Your poverty-stricken bus friends.
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Show so much you know, because they don't
get me at all.
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Hey, Drew, we gotta get going.
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That movie starts in 20 minutes.
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I'm ready.
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Trailer, somebody told me you were upset
about the foosball table.
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Negativity is not the answer.
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Don't tear down.
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Filled up.
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Pick up a hammer.
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Make a difference.
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Let's go, Drew.
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Give me a hammer.
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We'll make a difference.
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Scott?
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Sure.
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What's on your mind?
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I just wanted to see how you were doing.
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I'm doing fine.
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Why do you ask?
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Well, because, um...
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while everybody's out there
playing games, I know how
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you're busting your butt
to keep this place afloat.
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Well, you know, I believe
in a strong work ethic and
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all of my self-worths tied
up in my expensive things.
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Oh, hey, me too.
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Just, um...
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you know, it makes me mad that Evan gets
to be everybody's best friend and you have
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to be the grown-up who makes all the hard
decisions.
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Yeah, that's just the way Evan's built.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, well... I like
the way you're built.
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Oh.
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Uh, you know, um... Evan's
going on another retreat.
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Oh, yeah, how long do I have?
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What?
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How long is he going for?
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Ten days.
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Hmm.
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Well, again... if
you need anything...
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anything at all.
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So, uh, what are you working on?
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Monthly sales figures.
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Oh, wow.
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Gross sales are way down.
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Smells like strawberry.
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No, no, no.
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Don't be sorry.
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It's fine.
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You know, what if we ran
a promo for free shipping
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and then we made up for
it with extra handling fees?
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Handling fees.
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I like it.
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Because what are handling fees?
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Nobody knows.
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That's the beauty of it.
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I was going to pay a homeless
guy set the warehouse on fire
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and collect the insurance,
but this is a much better idea.
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Oh, I like a man who takes action.
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Me too.
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I mean, he can't get the peaches unless he
shakes the tree.
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Oh, trust me.
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The peaches are worth it.
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So, how'd your date go with Emma?
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It wasn't a date.
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Gee, just because you
have dinner and a movie
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with a guy doesn't
mean you're on a date.
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Well, I hope you gave it up, because we
need an air hockey table in the break room.
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Hey.
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Aw.
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No, no.
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It's like watching your brother and sister
kiss.
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I didn't like it then.
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I don't like it now.
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Drew and I, we've been beginning to talk
to you.
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Um, we're new couples, so we are going to
need some alone time.
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But you guys are very important to us.
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Well, you're important to us.
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That's why I have to tell you this.
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You're holding my scratch in here.
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Ah!
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Me too.
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Oh!
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Oh, wow.
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Hey, how come every time I try to grow a
mustache, it's thin and wispy?
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Hers is all thick and lusterous.
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Stop it.
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That's me.
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Who is that?
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It's Annabelle.
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She's the new cook, and she's very nice.
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Yeah, I guess she'd have to be.
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Sorry, it's me.
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I'm sure she can't help it.
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She was, you know, born that way.
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A million years ago, she
was frozen and ice and
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found by villagers in
the mountains of Italy.
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Shh!
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She may have cleaner hearing than we do.
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What... what... what was that about?
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Is there something going on between you
two?
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Actually, we've been out a few times.
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She's very nice.
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We enjoy each other's company.
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So, is it serious?
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Well, so far, we're just taking it slow.
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You know, just holding hands.
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She's a good cat, but, girl, I do want to
take advantage of her.
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Please.
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Small pepperoni pizza for you.
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And a small pepperoni pizza for you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You don't want to take advantage of her,
huh?
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Hey, I meant sexually because...
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Well...
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Come on!
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You know what?
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She gets a little self-esteem.
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I get a little free food.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
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All relationships are based on give and
take, huh?
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That's a small price to pay.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's here.
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I guess I could go over there and gloat,
but... Drew Carey's a bigger man than that.
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You want me to have Fuzzy Wuzzy make her
up a nice pizza?
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Hey, listen, uh...
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I just want to say I'm sorry I told Evan
on you, but, uh...
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you were kind of a buzzkill.
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So...
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maybe next time you
won't overstep your authority
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and start bossing around
one of your co-workers.
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Lesson learned.
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Hey, Drew.
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Hey, Scott.
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Hey, honey.
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This is where you need a time machine.
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Are they taking the foosball table?
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Stop talking to me.
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It would be like an unscheduled break.
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Good morning, Drew.
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Scott's made some policy changes,
some of which he agrees with.
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You have to be in at eight now?
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Oh, that's at your desk working at eight.
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When we're overtime, only 30-minute
lunches?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm not supposed to get to a bar back in
30 minutes.
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Who's those guys?
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Mm -hmm.
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They're measuring for the cubicles.
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Guess what trailer pulled after you left.
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She replaced the full-spectrum light bulbs
for fluorescence.
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I'm gonna have to get all new makeup.
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Yeah, make sure you get some primer.
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You don't want that stuff to bleed
through.
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If she does one more thing at work,
I swear I'm gonna snap.
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Yeah?
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Get ready to snap.
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Get this.
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She had them take all the doors off the
bathroom stalls.
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Now I can't nap in
there anymore, but I can
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put the faces to the
noises, and it's not good.
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Here you go, honey.
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You leftovers.
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It's really good to see you tonight.
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Yeah, it was fun.
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So, uh...
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Lunch tomorrow?
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Well, you guys excuse me for a sec,
and I think Annabelle needs my help.
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Uh, Annabelle, can I just talk to you for
a minute?
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Sure.
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Um, I noticed that Lewis has been spending
a lot of time with you.
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Getting kind of serious, huh?
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Yeah, I guess.
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I don't know.
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He's my first boyfriend.
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Well, no kidding.
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Lewis is the first guy who ever paid any
attention to me.
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You know what?
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We should have a girl's day.
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We should go to the spa and get our nails
done, and then have them pour hot wax on
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us and rip out everything by the roots
that doesn't belong.
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Isn't that hurt?
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Um, I'm not gonna lie.
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It feels fantastic.
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Look, all I'm saying is, if we wait until
Evan gets back from that stupid retreat,
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she'll have crawled all
the way up Scott's ass,
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00:11:58,705 --> 00:12:01,511
and she's gonna be
wearing them with a suit.
264
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,310
I know what the problem is.
265
00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:05,570
The question is, what are you gonna do
about it?
266
00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:07,070
All right.
267
00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,550
I'll find Evan and I'll talk to him.
268
00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:21,320
Hey, Evan.
269
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:23,600
Shh.
270
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,640
I'm far away.
271
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,960
Give me a minute to come back.
272
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,640
Is there a vending machine around here I
can get a soda or something?
273
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:39,790
Why are you here?
274
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:41,430
There's a problem at work.
275
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:44,430
It'll resolve itself as the universe
intends.
276
00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:47,990
Charlie's having sex with Scott.
277
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:49,410
Really?
278
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,130
Yeah, she's got him wrapped around a
little finger.
279
00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:54,070
They took the foosball table away.
280
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,190
There's no more flex time.
281
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,966
They're talking about putting in cubicles.
282
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:58,250
I'll fix it when I get back.
283
00:12:58,730 --> 00:12:59,730
There's no time.
284
00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:02,090
They took the doors off the bathroom
stalls.
285
00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,550
I made eye contact with an old man in the
john today.
286
00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,110
I couldn't look away.
287
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,530
You need to relax.
288
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:14,750
Here.
289
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,170
Sit with me.
290
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,630
Close your eyes.
291
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:19,050
Clear your mind.
292
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,360
I can't close my eyes.
293
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,460
I keep seeing the old man.
294
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,954
Look, if you don't get
back to the office, trailer
295
00:13:36,955 --> 00:13:38,740
is gonna force you out
of your own company.
296
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,440
Drew, Scott's my brother.
297
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,820
He's my partner.
298
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,760
He would never toss me aside for a woman.
299
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,420
He's a computer geek.
300
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,160
He's having sex with a beautiful blonde.
301
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:51,001
If she wanted your kidney for a paperweight,
you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice.
302
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,000
Drew, can we talk about this later?
303
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,740
I haven't had anything but tea for 48
hours.
304
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,640
And I think I'm dying.
305
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:00,900
No, look.
306
00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:05,020
They're gonna destroy everything you work
for.
307
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,400
Don't you see?
308
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:09,100
You can't meditate your problems away.
309
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,800
It's... sometimes you have to stand up.
310
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:12,820
You know?
311
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:15,520
Stand up and fight for what you believe
in.
312
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,000
So you mean like in Lord of the Rings?
313
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:21,920
Maybe.
314
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:26,780
Because it sounds like when Frodo decided
to fight the power of the Nazgul.
315
00:14:26,781 --> 00:14:27,781
Yes, yes.
316
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,300
It's exactly like Lord of the Rings.
317
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:36,281
So I need to be strong and carry the burden
of the ring into the darkness of Mordor.
318
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:38,540
Look at your sandwich.
319
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,876
Hey, Annabelle, let's rattle some pans in
there.
320
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,900
Daddy's hungry.
321
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,782
Hey, you know, the way
you're leading Annabelle on,
322
00:14:49,783 --> 00:14:51,841
you're eventually gonna
have to pop the question.
323
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,180
Will she cook for both of us?
324
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:55,780
Here you go, sweetie.
325
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,980
Holy crap, you've done something to your
hair.
326
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,020
Do you like it?
327
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,620
I said holy crap, didn't I?
328
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,580
Yep, we had a day of beauty.
329
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,400
And night.
330
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,920
Part of the next morning.
331
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,240
Wow, well, you look so pretty.
332
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,220
I bet you could swim faster, too.
333
00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:18,980
Could you excuse us for a moment?
334
00:15:18,981 --> 00:15:19,981
Okay.
335
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,760
Wow, you really look beautiful.
336
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,820
I feel like I'm seeing you for the first
time.
337
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,200
Oh, Lewis, I didn't think you'd notice.
338
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,140
I would have noticed from an airplane.
339
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,360
You're so sweet.
340
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:40,104
You know, up until now,
we've been taking it kind of slow,
341
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,861
but I think it's time for us
to take it to the next level.
342
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,900
Sexual intercourse.
343
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:50,200
Would the lady care to accompany me to the
back seat of her car?
344
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,960
So now that I look like this, you want to
have sex with me?
345
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,120
Oh, yeah, you can reheat the pizza when
we're done.
346
00:15:58,880 --> 00:15:59,880
Garbage.
347
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,999
Before, I was only good
enough to cook for you, but
348
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:04,120
now that I have two
eyebrows, everything's different.
349
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,556
Oh, no, it wasn't just the eyebrows.
350
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,380
It was the whole monkey mask thing.
351
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,480
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
352
00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:13,060
Excuse us.
353
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,380
Listen, you need to exert that,
all right?
354
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:15,960
But you know what?
355
00:16:15,961 --> 00:16:17,121
This is our first fight, huh?
356
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,560
We can get past this.
357
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,800
What do you say we start over,
huh?
358
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,069
You know, with all
that hair in your face, I
359
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,601
never really noticed
what a nice can you have.
360
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,140
Did you see her go?
361
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,500
She does move a lot faster without all
that hair.
362
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:48,790
How long has Evan been in there talking to
Scott?
363
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:50,070
A while.
364
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:53,170
Well, I hope he sticks to his guns,
because I heard that Scott is gonna stop
365
00:16:53,171 --> 00:16:55,733
us from making
personal calls at the office,
366
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:58,311
which is basically my
long -distance plan.
367
00:17:01,490 --> 00:17:03,210
Well, everything worked out, Drew.
368
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:03,810
Great.
369
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:04,870
Yep, I quit.
370
00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,130
I'm leaving the company.
371
00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:09,962
Well, what happened
to fighting the Nazis with
372
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:13,591
Ringworm and entering
the darkness on a moped?
373
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:16,888
Trailer, I know this is sudden,
but would you make me
374
00:17:16,889 --> 00:17:19,330
the happiest CEO in the
world and be my vice president?
375
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:20,910
I'd be honored.
376
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:24,330
Every little girl dreams of the day she
takes over a company.
377
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,511
Well, you wouldn't actually
be taking over... Whatever, shh.
378
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,870
What have you done to us, you simple
-minded hippie?
379
00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,290
Hey, it's cool, Drew.
380
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:33,490
I've got you covered.
381
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,790
I'm starting my own company, and I'm
taking it with me.
382
00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:36,230
Really?
383
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:36,930
Yeah.
384
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:41,090
It's gonna be a place where employees work
in a nurturing, positive environment.
385
00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,550
Oh, come into that.
386
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:49,570
First... Hey, Scott, kiss my
crack, you spineless yuppie dork.
387
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,837
And you, Yoko, I'd tell
you to fight me, but I don't
388
00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:56,391
want to ruin your appetite
for your daily raisin.
389
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,750
Can I go with you?
390
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,170
Of course.
391
00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,430
I pin-pricked your condoms.
392
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:10,850
Good luck.
393
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,050
The new beginnings.
394
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,150
So, tell us about the new job.
395
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,903
Well, we're gonna teach
computer skills to Native
396
00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:26,470
Americans on the poorest
reservations in the Southwest.
397
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:29,090
This is saying what?
398
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,690
Uh, is this a government scam or
something?
399
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:33,410
How are we gonna get paid?
400
00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:34,710
No, no, we'll get paid.
401
00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,847
Some of the Native Americans
will pay us in vegetables,
402
00:18:37,848 --> 00:18:41,150
some with turquoise jewelry,
some with just a smile.
403
00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:43,890
Say what?
404
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:47,090
Yeah, see, here's the thing.
405
00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:51,711
The, uh, bank that I pay my mortgage
to, they... they don't take smiles.
406
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:54,790
Yeah, how the hell are we gonna get money
to pay our bills?
407
00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:59,390
Well, I'm gonna get a lot of mine from
selling my half the company to Scott.
408
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,370
And you're gonna pay us out of that?
409
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,510
No, if I give you money, I won't be able
to help the Indians.
410
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,130
Isn't that what we're trying to do here?
411
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,310
No.
412
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,175
No, as a matter of
fact, right now, I'm
413
00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:12,911
trying to figure out a
way to get my job back.
414
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:17,090
So you guys don't want to work for free
and help Native Americans?
415
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:17,730
No!
416
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:18,731
Oh!
417
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:20,610
Oh!
418
00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,510
Now I feel bad about this.
419
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,790
Well, I'll tell you what.
420
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:28,970
I'll tell Scott that I won't make the deal
with him, unless they rehire you guys.
421
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,370
That'll be okay, right?
422
00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,356
I mean, you know, just
because you tell your boss
423
00:19:35,357 --> 00:19:37,170
to kiss your crack, he
knows that's business.
424
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,350
It's not personal.
425
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:43,110
Yeah, and so Scott got V.D.
426
00:19:43,111 --> 00:19:44,130
and trailer got pregnant.
427
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,210
We'll just all look back on it and laugh.
428
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,180
Well, it's midnight.
429
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,760
I'm gonna punch out.
430
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:05,820
This whole area is waxed, so don't walk on
it for an hour.
431
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,920
Yeah, hey, I'm really sorry about the eye
contact and the john earlier.
432
00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:21,990
The floor wax smells toxic.
433
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:23,670
Do you think it's gonna kill us?
434
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,190
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'm counting on
it.
435
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,540
Why him?
436
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,000
What does he give her that I do?
437
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:48,820
Respect.
438
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,760
Honesty.
439
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,080
Sensitivity.
440
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,500
Compassion.
441
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,640
Decency.
442
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,100
Affection.
443
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,420
Sincerity.
444
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,120
Encouragement.
445
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:57,760
Support.
446
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,160
Appreciation.
447
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,400
Kindness.
448
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:04,180
Take a bite of this.
449
00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:08,060
Does that taste like feet or ass?
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