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Couple of beers.
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Keep coming.
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Aww.
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What's the matter, guys?
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Bastard.
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Drew gave away the mugs we made it for
Christmas last year.
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I know.
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Saw him at the Salvation
Army while we were
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looking for a three
of clubs for a deck of cards.
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Made those mugs by hand, and he just gave
them one.
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Next time I see that jerk, I oughta punch
him right in the face.
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Get in line.
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Hey.
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Hey, buddy.
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How you doing?
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Good.
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I mean, my wrist hurts a little bit.
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I think we'll see you at the doctor
tomorrow.
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Probably the carpal tunnel.
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Hey, you know what my doctor said.
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Try holding the bra heads and the right
hand every once in a while.
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Are you guys drunk?
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We're awake, aren't we?
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I'm gonna hit the can.
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All right.
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Hey, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Oh!
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You sack of crap.
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Get in line.
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If you're still upset with Drew,
why don't you just talk to him?
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You could say
something like, Drew, you hurt our feelings
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because we put
our heart and soul into those mugs.
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You know, men don't talk, Kelly.
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We do.
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That's why we run the world.
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And that seems to
be working out because last
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time I checked, the
world was doing just fine.
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You guys all used to work and watch the
game with us.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, Drew?
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Don't you mind just having a seat for a
second?
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What's going on?
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Oh, okay.
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Well, I probably shouldn't tell you this,
but the guys saw their Christmas mugs at
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the Salvation Army and they're really
upset.
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Oh, my God.
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No, I must be crushed.
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Oh, well.
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I can do better now.
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Drew, come on.
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You could call them.
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You could say something like, uh, guys,
I did something that I shouldn't have done.
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Let's try to figure out what I can do to
make you feel better.
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Let me check.
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Nope, still got a penis.
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I do not believe you guys.
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You know, Drew, this isn't gonna go away
until they get it out of their system.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, looks like it's out of their system.
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Um, so, is it over now?
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No, no, it's not over.
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It's gonna take me forever to get this
furniture back upstairs.
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Drew, maybe, you know, this is a good
thing.
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You are getting older, and you have been
complaining about those stairs.
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Sorry.
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Do you want me to help you move the
furniture back up?
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Let's give it a week.
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Hey.
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Drew Carey, I have two o'clock.
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Dr. Newell, he's supposed to look at my
wrist.
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Oh, I'm sorry, didn't they tell you?
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We haven't had a chance to tell all our
patients.
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Dr. Newell retired.
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Oh, no way.
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Wow.
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You know, I've been coming here since I
was 12 years old.
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Yeah, he even taught me the facts of life
on a skeleton in his office.
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Skeleton's not still here, is it?
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Yes, and Dr. Newell's daughter took over
as practice.
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Oh, well, you know, no offense.
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I think I'm gonna do a little research
first before I pick out a doctor and go on
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the internet, talk to some of her
patients.
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Hello, I'm Dr. Newell.
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Hi, I'm Drew.
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My wrist hurts.
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Hey.
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Hey, did you ever go over to one of your
doctors?
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Oh, uh, no, no.
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I did date someone who called themselves
Dr. Love, but...
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that turned out to be more of an honorary
degree.
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I've seen her going out with my doctor.
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She's really sweet
and her eyes twinkle when
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I told her that I had
no erectile dysfunction.
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I don't know, Drew.
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You want to date your doctor?
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Isn't that kind of weird?
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I have to get married in six weeks.
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Oh, yeah.
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I forgot about that.
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You have a whole different scale of weird.
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Yeah.
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Go for it.
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Yeah.
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Imagine me, Drew Carey, married to a
doctor.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Drew, my break's starting.
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Mind if I just hang on?
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No, no, don't sit there.
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That's what I mean.
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What?
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Yeah, I painted the
chair, so I was holding
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the rules to sit in it,
so I'll get back at it.
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What are you?
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Ten years old?
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Why don't you just say, guys, you went too
far?
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I'm hurt and this can all end.
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Yeah, but who wins?
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Who loses?
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Who points their fingers and laughs?
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Sorry, Kelly, but your way has too many
loose ends.
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Okay, wait.
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I don't want to be here when it happens.
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Here, take a picture for me.
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And here's a picture of me laughing.
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Show it to him at the appropriate time.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey, how do your doctor's plan to come?
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Oh, I got to wear a thing on my wrist
while I tie it for the next couple of
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weeks, but it'll do until I get a full
physical.
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You have a full physical?
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Oh, yeah.
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I was putting it off until I got a doctor
who was really hot.
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Anyway, I left some chips on the table for
you.
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Oh, hey, thanks.
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That's nice of you.
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Hey.
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I like chips.
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Wait a minute!
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He's mad at us.
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He might have put something on those
chips.
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Whoa.
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Thanks for watching my back, man.
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What?
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Look who just walked in.
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Twins.
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The good kind of freaks.
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Hi there.
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Hi.
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I'm Lewis.
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This is Oswald.
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I'm Sandy, and this is Mandy.
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Oh, did you guys just come from the gym?
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No, we're yoga instructors.
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Oh, what a coincidence.
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We enjoy watching yoga classes through
binoculars.
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Yes, looks like they're laughing with us.
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Do you care to join us for a beer?
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What do you say, Sandy?
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Sounds good to me, Mandy.
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Well, right this way, ladies.
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Here we go.
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Such gentlemen.
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So, where are you two from?
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Oh, so you're the Minnesota twins.
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Why does everybody keep saying that?
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This is my favorite song.
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Would you genetic abnormalities care to
dance?
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Hey, you have paint on your butt.
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You jerks, you painted our chairs.
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I've heard about guys like you perverts.
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No, it's really, really funny,
but we didn't do it.
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Jeez, doesn't anyone want to have straight
sex anymore?
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Yes, yes, we do, we do, we do!
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It's us!
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It's us!
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I'm just the messenger.
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That bastard.
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How could he do this to us?
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All we did was move around his furniture.
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He screwed up our chance to have sex with
the Minnesota twins.
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We got to get back at him.
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It's got to be something big.
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I'd like to take this
camera and shove it up in... Wait, wait!
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That's brilliant!
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I don't know.
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They sound good on paper, but when you get
down to the nuts and bolts of it...
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No, no, no, you just gave me an idea.
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Drew's waiting for the results from his
physical right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, say he gets a call from his doctor's
new receptionist...
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who says he needs a very thorough,
very lengthy colonoscopy.
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Wait a minute.
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So he's scared to death until he finds out
that it's a hoax.
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No, no, I know a doctor who will do it.
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Who do you think, huh?
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It's time for thinking when we're dead.
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Let's do it!
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Is that thing helping your carpal tunnel?
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Uh, a little bit.
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I still feel like I got Neil sticking to
my arm, though.
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Oh, that's weird.
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Because I've been sticking him in your
crotch.
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Oh, I get it.
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Your hand was in the way.
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Hello, Drew Carey.
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Uh, Mr. Carey, this is Dr. Neil's office.
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The doctor would like you to have one,
finally, damn.
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Oh, really?
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What's that?
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I'm going off the beach.
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Aw, jeez.
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Do I really have to?
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Uh, yes, sir.
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This is it.
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Hey, gosh.
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But the doctor would like
you to have a colonoscopy... Right away.
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Are you okay?
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I... think I just started medicals.
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Dr. Neil has referred you to a specialist
named Dr. Kshak.
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We have the information on your home
answering machine.
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Oh, well, I have a pen right here.
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Why don't you just tell me it right now?
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Uh, no, I cannot.
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Have a nice day.
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That sucks.
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What's the matter, buddy?
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Uh, it's kind of personal.
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I really don't want to talk about it.
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Hey, we're family here.
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You can tell me anything.
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I have to get a colonoscopy.
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Oh.
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Well, hey.
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It's no big deal.
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I've had three of them.
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Really?
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Your age?
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You see, I'm what you call a
hypochondriac.
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That's why I get a full body scan every
month.
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Wow.
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Isn't all that radiation bad for you?
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Oh, my God.
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Probably so.
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Oh, well, if it gives me a tumor,
I guess they'll catch it immediately.
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So, you get colonoscopies, too,
huh?
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Yep.
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My punch card's almost full.
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Don't worry, buddy.
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They're not as bad as you'd think.
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It's kind of like... sitting on a long,
cold metal finger.
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Man, I don't know if I want to go through
with this.
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Well, it's up to you.
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It's your body.
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Yeah, it's just that I'm dating a doctor.
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I just think I'm
a big wimp if I don't go
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through a simple medical
procedure like this.
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Yeah, you would look like kind of a wimp
if you backed out now.
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But don't worry.
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If there's any problem, you can always
call me.
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In fact, let's be colon buddies.
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Thanks, but when it comes to my colon,
I walk alone.
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You know, I just want
to tell you, I think you
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look way too
young to be going through menopause.
265
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Thank you.
266
00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:14,500
Hey, Casey, how you doing?
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Got these for you.
268
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:16,580
Oh, thank you.
269
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:20,900
Hey, listen, before I get going, I want
to come clean with you about something.
270
00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,260
What's that?
271
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:29,560
Well, I just want to let you know that,
you know, at first I was kind of freaked
272
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:33,000
out about the idea of some guy,
you know, putting things in my butt.
273
00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:37,760
But now I'm really, really okay with it.
274
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,960
You are?
275
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,216
Yeah, I mean, you know, who cares if it
hurts a little bit?
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When you gotta have it, you gotta have it,
right?
277
00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:48,100
Why are you telling me this?
278
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:55,420
Well, I thought, you know, you'd be a
little bit impressed that I was willing...
279
00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:59,001
I mean, even looking forward to having
somebody do this to me every once in a while.
280
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I thought it would impress me.
281
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:03,220
Yeah, yeah.
282
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:07,180
Now, listen, I figured you'd have a lot
more experience with this than I do.
283
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,156
Is there a lot of guys in the room when it
happens?
284
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:10,180
Do they not count first?
285
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,024
First I have these two
guys, you know, I want
286
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,501
to put it in, I want
to take the pictures.
287
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,300
Hang on a minute.
288
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:19,900
I'll just get something.
289
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,120
Hello?
290
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:36,870
You got dumped by another woman tonight?
291
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,650
I'm shocked.
292
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,830
Well, the upside is, at least now I don't
have to get a colonoscopy.
293
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:46,010
Man, I'm glad I'm not in the dating scene
anymore.
294
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,090
That was my doctor.
295
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,530
I was going out with my doctor.
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00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,526
I'm doing it because she wanted me to get
it done.
297
00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:53,310
But we broke up, so now I'm off the hook.
298
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:54,090
Murder.
299
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,330
Maybe I'm off the hose.
300
00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:58,290
I had it done twice.
301
00:13:58,930 --> 00:13:59,930
Saved my life.
302
00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:00,730
Really?
303
00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:04,210
No, I'm lying because I like to make my
ass sound interesting.
304
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:08,210
Wow.
305
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:11,670
Well, maybe I should consider getting it
done when I get to be your age.
306
00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:15,790
I would save my son-in-law's life too,
and he's about your age.
307
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,390
Of course, all he did was eat pizza and
drink beer.
308
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,710
He's not a health nut like you.
309
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,750
Well, maybe I should get a colonoscopy.
310
00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:32,430
As your bus driver, I strongly advise it.
311
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,270
Oh, not more cameras.
312
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,490
Don't tell me you guys are still trying to
get Drew back for the twins.
313
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,050
Yeah, and it's a biggie.
314
00:14:45,330 --> 00:14:46,610
What are you gonna do now?
315
00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:48,930
It's too late for her to do anything about
it.
316
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:51,410
We convinced Drew he needs a colonoscopy.
317
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:54,170
And we hired a guy to do it.
318
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,350
You wanna come watch?
319
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,170
Are you insane?
320
00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:04,890
Guys, did it ever occur to you that Drew
might actually get seriously hurt?
321
00:15:04,891 --> 00:15:06,830
Or maybe even die?
322
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:10,270
No.
323
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:15,000
What kind of friends are you?
324
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,680
Guess we just got caught up in all the
fun.
325
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,880
We should call it off.
326
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,780
I'll call Dr. Kresek telling it's off.
327
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:24,880
Good.
328
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,880
Now you are acting smart.
329
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:29,500
Okay, here's the new plan.
330
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,520
There is no colonoscopy.
331
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:32,880
No?
332
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:33,200
No.
333
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,200
We get Dr. Kresek to pretend he's gonna
do it to scare the hell out of Drew, okay?
334
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:40,480
Just as he's put the tube in, we jump out,
we yell, Surprise!
335
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,860
Okay, and because there's no colonoscopy,
we should bring a crown.
336
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,240
Maybe even sell tickets.
337
00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:48,960
Nobody's gonna buy tickets to this.
338
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,200
Unless we advertise.
339
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,660
Everything okay, Doc?
340
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:04,700
Oh, yes.
341
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,360
I was just waiting for some people.
342
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:12,060
Well, you must have assistance or
something, huh?
343
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,360
Yes, that sounds plausible.
344
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,720
Well, the drugs are taking effect.
345
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880
Let's make a movie, Doc.
346
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,320
Okay, fine.
347
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,580
We start.
348
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,380
First, we spread the cheeks.
349
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:34,280
Dostradevne, Dostradevne, Dostradevne.
350
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:36,020
Funny, huh?
351
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,940
Now you like me more.
352
00:16:38,941 --> 00:16:46,400
I am like Jacob Smirnoff, only with
instruments capable of causing great pain.
353
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,300
Here is two.
354
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,380
Six feet long.
355
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:57,440
It is like having a tall, thin man stand
up in your ass.
356
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:01,940
How do you like that?
357
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:07,000
I don't.
358
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,680
I can't believe my doctor recommended you.
359
00:17:08,681 --> 00:17:09,760
Just relax.
360
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:10,160
Here.
361
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,740
Have more happy juice.
362
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,980
You don't need to worry, you know.
363
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:19,100
Once this bad boy
goes three, four, five feet
364
00:17:19,101 --> 00:17:22,501
up, you go into shock
and won't feel a thing.
365
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,420
Look, I'm ready.
366
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:27,620
Can we just get this over with?
367
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,800
Can we just go now, please?
368
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,480
I am the one that says, when we go.
369
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,780
Who is doctor here?
370
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:34,900
I'm starting to wonder.
371
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,480
Where'd you get your degree, Russia?
372
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:43,140
Russian degree is not as worthy as one
from Yale Medical School.
373
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,560
Well, no.
374
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,391
I mean, you guys
are all right, but let's
375
00:17:49,392 --> 00:17:51,801
face it, there's a reason
we won the Cold War.
376
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,000
And what would that be?
377
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,500
You bet on the wrong pony, comrade.
378
00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,440
Marxism?
379
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,460
You might as well base an economy on
Jazzercise.
380
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:08,910
You relax and let doctor from pathetic
former superpower begin procedure.
381
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,760
Thank you.
382
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:18,760
The itsy-bitsy spider put up the water
spout.
383
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,720
Okay.
384
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,200
The doctor...
385
00:18:26,201 --> 00:18:31,100
Okay, the doctor should be threatening to
ruin the camera in about ten seconds,
386
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:31,440
okay?
387
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,160
Tim, you're not gonna need a flash.
388
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,520
His butt is very, very white.
389
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:43,020
This old man, he played P. I've got tube
inside of room.
390
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,340
Surprise!
391
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,200
Oh,
392
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:05,200
it's a practical joke, I get it.
393
00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,640
I thought you said he wasn't really gonna
get a colonoscopy.
394
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,340
He insisted.
395
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,220
Huh.
396
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:16,740
Didn't see that coming.
397
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,470
Jeez, I've done a lot
to Drew through the
398
00:19:21,471 --> 00:19:25,161
years, but you boys
really crossed the line.
399
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,720
Thank you.
400
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,330
Hey, guys.
401
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:34,930
Hey.
402
00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:37,650
I was thinking maybe Kelly was right.
403
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:41,870
Maybe talking things out would have been
better than this.
404
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,240
Yeah, maybe.
405
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:58,270
Listen, I'm really sorry about what I did
to your mugs.
406
00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:01,330
I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings.
407
00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:03,870
Well, that's okay, buddy.
408
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,170
Sorry we hired a Russian veterinarian to
run a whizzer.
409
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:14,260
So, uh, we're good now?
410
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,480
Yeah, we're good.
411
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,590
You shouldn't be too hard on your friends.
412
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,350
A man your age should have this procedure
done every few years.
413
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:32,050
By veterinarian?
414
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:38,810
I'm also a dentist, I design web pages,
and I have a sea monkey farm.
415
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,100
Oh, wow.
416
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,560
Why don't you join us?
417
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:51,340
This is where we're hanging out until Drew
moves his furniture back.
418
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,320
No.
419
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,240
God, if you don't trust us now,
then what?
420
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,040
Okay.
421
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,440
Fine.
422
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,100
See?
423
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,760
It's not so creepy, huh?
424
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:15,160
Actually, it's kind of nice.
425
00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:22,440
Hey, guys, would you mind if I take off my
top?
426
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,240
Thanks for making it creepy.
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