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Hey, babe, you still looking for a wife?
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Yes.
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Well, I can help.
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If you give me 20 bucks, I'll give you
the
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names and numbers of thousands of
single women.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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It's the phone book, isn't it?
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How about this?
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If you give me 20 bucks, I'll tell you
where you can find a bunch of desperate
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women who live in the same house and who
like to shower together.
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Prison.
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Jeez, you're in the zone.
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I need 20 bucks for it anyway.
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I ran out of birth control pills.
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Tell you what, just 25.
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Do the good stuff.
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Oh, crap.
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Look what just popped up on all the
screens.
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The heck is this?
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Get a load of this.
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Memo from the bosses.
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We want to be known as the company that
cares, therefore we are strongly
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encouraging all our employees to do
volunteer work in their spare time.
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Strongly encourage?
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That's code for you're fired if you don't
do it.
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You should be grateful for volunteers,
Mimi.
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They're the ones that keep poachers from
making ashtrays out of your hand.
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What are you looking at?
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A list of stuff the bosses want us to
volunteer for.
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Oh, good lord.
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I won't even drive my parents to the
airport.
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Why the hell would I serve soup to bums?
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This one's cool.
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They need dogs to help cheer people up at
the hospital.
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I could take Speedy.
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Well, what the heck.
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I guess I could talk to kids about
premarital sex.
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You know, poor things.
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They have no technique at that age.
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I'm Drew Carey.
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My dog, Speedy, and I are the volunteers
to do the animal therapy.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Carey.
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We really appreciate this.
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Oh, who's a handsome boy, huh?
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Speak.
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Speak.
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When people ask him that, he's supposed to
say Drew Carey.
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He'll need your dog to talk you up.
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You must be an awfully nice guy to give up
your free time to volunteer.
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Well, I'm mostly doing it for Speedy.
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I mean, he's going a little stir crazy.
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The other day, he went berserk and
attacked a delivery guy.
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So, uh, where do you keep all the sick
kids?
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Speedy.
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Speedy.
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I'm so sorry.
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I was a hell of a jumper, a dog with bad
hips.
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No!
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Leave!
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Leave!
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I'm so sorry.
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He just got away from me.
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You seem to be okay here, Natalie.
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Uh, ew.
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I'll get you another lunch.
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That's a switch, huh?
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Dog eating senior citizen food?
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Hey, who are your friends?
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Hi, I'm Drew.
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I'm volunteering here in my doggone in
your grandma's room.
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We were just leaving.
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Oh, no.
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What?
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Grandma, you don't want to take the dog
away?
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No, I like him.
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He's so sweet, but he looks thirsty.
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Uh, I'll tell you what.
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I'll go get some water.
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And, uh, not that you
would, but don't twist
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your hair into little
points and make cat noises.
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He goes nuts.
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Listen, I just, uh, just want to thank
you.
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I haven't seen my grandmothers happy in
years.
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Oh, well, you know, it's kind of why I
volunteered to do this animal therapy thing.
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It gets people happier, so they go out of
here with a smile on their face.
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You know, not in a box.
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I mean, in a cab.
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It's all right.
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So, um, how's, uh, how's your grandma
doing?
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Well, they think she's only got about a
month left.
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We haven't told her, but I think she
knows.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Hey, I don't even know your name.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm Aaron.
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Nice to meet you.
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You too.
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So, do you do volunteer stuff like this a
lot?
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Well, uh, yeah, I have a lot of dirty
deeds I make up for.
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I gotta admit, they were done dirt cheap.
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Okay, so, I'm old.
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Tell me about yourself.
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Well, I like ACDC.
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I like older guys.
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I like older guys with golden iron
travers.
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Oh, well, nothing there.
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See you later.
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You know, I've been spending a lot of time
up here.
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I'd love to grab a cup of coffee.
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You interested?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, you know, if you call me Dr. Carey,
you'll get 50% off.
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In fact, for now on, just call me Dr.
Carey.
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Oh, here you go, Speedy.
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Come on, drink up.
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Got a lot of sick people to see today.
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Oh, does he have to go?
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Yeah, we're only supposed to be here for
an hour today.
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Thank you, Speedy, for making me so happy.
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I don't have a lot of regrets,
but I always regret it.
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I'd never had a dog.
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Well, back to dying.
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You know what, Natalie?
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I don't want you to have Speedy.
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Really?
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Yeah, I insist.
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Just keep him, please.
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No, it's the least I could do.
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It's just for a little while.
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I mean, for a little old lady,
I've taken a surprise.
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Oh, this is so nice, Drew.
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Hey, listen, don't worry about anything.
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I'll help you take care of him.
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Well, I guess this is goodbye,
Speedy.
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It's been a good dog.
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I'll... I'll see you tomorrow.
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Hey, meet me.
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Is Drew here?
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Yeah, he ran off to the hospital.
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Uh, I probably went to see his new
girlfriend.
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No, I think they're finally gonna try and
separate his head from his ass.
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You know, to see if they can survive
independently.
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Hey, look, that's her.
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That's the girl I was telling you about.
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She's cute, isn't she?
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Yeah.
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She seems so confident, so full of self
-esteem.
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You want me to date her first and take
care of that for you?
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You're talking about asking a trailer out?
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Yeah, you think she'd be interested?
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Oh, well, let's see what you two have in
common.
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Hmm.
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She went to an Ivy League school.
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You ate Ivy on a dare.
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She started an internet company at 25,
and after almost dying the first time,
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you ate Ivy again on a dare.
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Well, I had to.
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It was a double dog dare.
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Hi, uh, trailer?
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Hi.
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We've, uh, never met.
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I work, uh, down in the loading dock.
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My name is Oswald.
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Wait.
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Turn around and wait.
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All right.
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You... are perfect.
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I am?
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Oh, yeah.
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I like the way you move.
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Yeah.
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How would you like to be a model for a
live animation project?
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It's for a character I'm doing for our
website.
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Oh, you know,
a fancy man once asked me to pose
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for him in his studio
in a public restroom.
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I turned him down.
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I regretted it ever since.
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That's cute.
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You're funny.
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So tomorrow, three o'clock?
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Well, I hope I'm not late because I'm
choosing between my four pairs of pants.
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Well?
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Well, we don't have a date yet,
but she asked me to help her out with
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something tomorrow, so that's what I'm
gonna ask her out.
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Hey, that's great.
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Yeah, well, I hope I didn't screw myself.
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I panicked and told her I had four pairs
of pants.
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What am I gonna do when she wants to come
to my place and see all those pants?
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Hi.
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Excuse me.
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I got a message to come over here right
away.
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Is Erin Sullivan here?
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She's in her grandmother's room.
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Are you family?
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Well, I'm not exactly family.
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I'm her boyfriend.
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I mean, you know, I think I'm her
boyfriend.
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We've been out three times.
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We're exclusive.
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At least, you know, I'm exclusive.
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I don't know who she is.
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What would you think that makes me?
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Well, I think you are chatty.
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Sorry.
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Uh, so, is her grandmother gone?
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No, not yet, but, uh, you better hurry.
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She's not gonna be with us for much
longer.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey!
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What happened to you?
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You look great.
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I knew you'd want to see this for
yourself.
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The most amazing thing happened.
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The doctor said she's okay to go home.
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Hey, wow.
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Hey, I'm really... I'm so happy for you.
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And it's all thanks to this precious
little boy.
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Yeah.
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How about that?
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My Speedy saved a life.
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My Speedy's a real miracle worker.
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Yeah.
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Yep, it's all thanks to my Speedy.
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How long do you want to play this?
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You gave the dog to me.
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Hey, this is really the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for my grandmother.
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Thank you so much.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Isn't that great?
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That sweet woman's dog saved her life.
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Shut up.
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You were just going to let her keep your
dog?
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No, I'm not.
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I got a plan.
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See, what
I'm gonna do is I'm gonna give her all
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the Speedy stuff, then I'm gonna break
down crying.
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Not just a few tears,
but like, chest heaving,
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sobbing, snot
bubbles, the whole night.
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Why don't you just be a man and take your
dog back?
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I can't.
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Don't you get mad and break up with me.
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I can't cry hard enough to keep a woman
from breaking up with me.
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I know I've tried.
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Let me ask you this.
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Have you had sex with her yet?
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Well, you know, not per se.
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You gave your dog to this woman and you're
not even having sex?
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Are you out of your mind?
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Look, it's not more complicated than that.
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I really like this errand.
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It just could lead to something.
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And I love Speedy, too.
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I mean, look.
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Look.
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I got this form at Oktoberfest.
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We had sausages together.
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We chicken-danced.
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It was his last big blow-up before his
testicles came on.
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Well, Drew, you know what I think?
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What?
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I think your testicles have come off.
263
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:12,640
That's right.
264
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,120
You gotta go.
265
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:13,580
Okay.
266
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:13,940
Okay.
267
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000
I'm off to the movies.
268
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,700
Good luck, Mary.
269
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:23,720
Hi.
270
00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:24,220
Hey.
271
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,280
Boy, you look so great.
272
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,840
I was just about to tell you that.
273
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:27,960
Yeah.
274
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:28,500
Hey, listen.
275
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:31,740
Why don't I get us a couple of beers and
we'll head out and have some dinner?
276
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:32,340
Great.
277
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,120
That sounds wonderful.
278
00:11:33,121 --> 00:11:33,480
Yeah.
279
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,236
I know this really good French restaurant.
280
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:37,900
They do really good, you know,
fish and beef.
281
00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,940
They have these great desserts they set on
fire.
282
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,120
Oh.
283
00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:44,220
And I guess the whole point of this is I
want my dog back.
284
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:46,520
What?
285
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,240
You mean my grandma's dog?
286
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,580
You gave him to her.
287
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,696
Yeah, but I'll get her another dog any
kind she wants.
288
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:52,880
She doesn't want another dog.
289
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,656
How about one of those secret arms?
290
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:57,880
We'll get her with the little thing and she
can use the wine to wash her pills down.
291
00:11:57,881 --> 00:12:02,940
Which, by the way, is probably what's
keeping her alive, not my stupid dog.
292
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,880
Look, Speedy makes her happy, okay?
293
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,060
There's no way in hell I'm taking him away
from her.
294
00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:10,660
All right.
295
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:15,000
I didn't want to play this card,
but if you don't give me my dog back,
296
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,820
I just won't sleep with you.
297
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:21,940
Goodbye, Jerome.
298
00:12:23,780 --> 00:12:26,240
What part of I won't sleep with you don't
you understand?
299
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,200
I'm ready.
300
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:51,180
These are just like my pajamas,
but...
301
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,880
I might have knobs on the feet so I don't
slip.
302
00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,700
You look kind of cute in that.
303
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,560
Well, you look cute in everything.
304
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:01,160
It's true.
305
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,620
I could wear a sack and look great.
306
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:10,080
Now, I am going to put these sensors all
over your body.
307
00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,500
And they'll track your movements.
308
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,320
So, this goes right into the computer,
huh?
309
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:18,220
Uh, not just our computers.
310
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:20,980
It's going live to our animators in
California.
311
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Oh.
312
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,760
Yeah.
313
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:24,620
You know what?
314
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,960
I think those sensors are fine.
315
00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,140
I just have to make sure they're all
secure.
316
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:30,700
Uh-huh.
317
00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:33,380
Now, one final check before we get
started.
318
00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:34,700
Okay.
319
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,090
Yeah, this one's a little loose.
320
00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:48,970
Uh-oh.
321
00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:52,670
Now, see what this looks like and don't
move.
322
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,070
Uh,
323
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,080
something's still moving.
324
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,880
Oh.
325
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,320
Sorry.
326
00:14:14,690 --> 00:14:15,690
Hello?
327
00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:16,670
Oh, good.
328
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:17,710
You're getting the image.
329
00:14:18,430 --> 00:14:19,910
No, that's on our end.
330
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:22,090
Well, let me ask.
331
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,950
How long do you think this will last?
332
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,370
Well, I don't want to brag, but it could
be an hour.
333
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,100
Maybe you should go to lunch.
334
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,200
Uh, look, the trailer, this is really
embarrassing.
335
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,600
I'm sure you'd think it's disgusting.
336
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:44,360
I'm sorry.
337
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,040
I'll just leave.
338
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,360
Oh.
339
00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:02,870
You know, Oswald, it's natural for this
sort of thing to happen.
340
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:05,006
You'll be working so closely with the
opposite sex.
341
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,030
I understand.
342
00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:09,530
Well, gee, Trillia, thanks for being so
cool.
343
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,150
I wonder why everyone says you're such a
bitch.
344
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,870
So you want to go out sometime?
345
00:15:16,770 --> 00:15:17,170
Oh.
346
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,750
Okay, here's the thing.
347
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,030
I only go out with guys who make more
money than I do.
348
00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:21,830
Oh, how much is that?
349
00:15:21,990 --> 00:15:23,210
$125,000 a year.
350
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:26,850
Oh, look at that.
351
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:27,950
Ready to work.
352
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,070
Oh, hello, Drew.
353
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,030
Are you and your friends here to see
Speedy?
354
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,650
Uh, yeah, kind of.
355
00:15:34,651 --> 00:15:35,651
Come on in.
356
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,290
Speedy, you have visitors.
357
00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:43,870
Oh, my God, that guy looks like a French
whore.
358
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:49,030
And, uh, his legs aren't hairy enough.
359
00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,770
Is he eating steak?
360
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:56,850
Oh, filet mignon.
361
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,990
Hey, can I get his leftovers in a people
bag?
362
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:07,570
Look, uh, Mrs. Sullivan, the reason we're
here is...
363
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:11,226
I really miss Speedy, and I was wondering
if we could work on a compromise.
364
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:12,346
You know, we can split him up.
365
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:13,446
You can take him three days a week.
366
00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:14,486
I can take him three days a week.
367
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:15,510
We'll alternate Sundays.
368
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:17,426
Then all the days are covered.
369
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,170
All the holidays.
370
00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:21,491
Except, you know,
Father just ate, because... Deb, come on.
371
00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:24,550
No, you gave him to me.
372
00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:28,050
There's his homemade dog biscuits.
373
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:31,290
Okay, Drew, now's your chance.
374
00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:31,710
Get Speedy.
375
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:32,850
Let's get out of here.
376
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,310
Well... why not, hon?
377
00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:38,311
It's my dog, right?
378
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,590
Come on, Speedy.
379
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:41,946
Come on, let's get out of here.
380
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:43,810
Get off that big, comfortable bed and
let's go.
381
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,090
Come on, buddy.
382
00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:47,670
Speedy, it's me.
383
00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:48,770
It's your dad.
384
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:55,130
Oh, we ain't got a barrel of...
385
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,190
Drew.
386
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,490
You and your dog have a song?
387
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:07,090
It's not our song.
388
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:09,010
It's just a song that's special to us.
389
00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:11,390
Come on, Speedy.
390
00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:12,030
We don't tend to mess around.
391
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:13,110
Let's go.
392
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,430
Come on, buddy.
393
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,470
Drew.
394
00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:22,570
Let's go home.
395
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,630
Come on, don't take it.
396
00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:27,870
Don't take it personal.
397
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,530
Drew's got a sweet deal here.
398
00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:31,610
I mean, he's got all the steak he can eat.
399
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,210
A fancy place to sleep.
400
00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:36,330
A rich woman who gives him everything his
heart desires.
401
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:46,450
Are you coming?
402
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,050
You guys go ahead.
403
00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:49,390
I've got something to do here.
404
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,080
Hello, Natalie.
405
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,120
Can I help you with those biscuits?
406
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:05,460
Hey, look.
407
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,260
Don't you guys do this for me?
408
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,480
You've been so sad since Speedy left.
409
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,000
We thought this might cheer you up.
410
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:24,420
Yeah, thanks for making my house look like
a trap for 12-year-old girls.
411
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,160
But, Drew, let's say we go to the pound
and we help you pick out another dog, huh?
412
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,380
No, I don't want another pet.
413
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,480
They just dump you when a better owner
comes along.
414
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,980
Didn't dump you, Drew.
415
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,300
They're just dumb animals who go where the
food is.
416
00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,060
Drew's out of chips.
417
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,180
Let's go.
418
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:45,510
Hey.
419
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,030
What's going on?
420
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:48,910
Well, I just wanted to bring Speedy back.
421
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,626
Grandma took a turn for the worse and
passed away the other night.
422
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:52,990
Oh, gee, I'm so sorry.
423
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:56,150
Well, having Speedy around made her last
week's a lot happier.
424
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:57,730
Thanks, Drew.
425
00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:58,910
You're welcome.
426
00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:02,190
Actually, I was, uh, just getting used to
not having him here.
427
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:04,370
Uh-huh.
428
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,830
I'm, uh, practicing, uh, public speaking.
429
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:11,750
Give it a speech to the city council about
getting more streetlights.
430
00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:13,910
Duck there is the mayor.
431
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:17,990
Well, I better get going.
432
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,870
Listen, thanks again for everything.
433
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:21,590
You're... you're a really nice guy.
434
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:21,890
Thanks.
435
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:22,730
I really like you, too.
436
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,770
Maybe we can, uh, go out again sometime.
437
00:19:24,771 --> 00:19:26,230
Yeah, I'd like that.
438
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,350
Hey, why don't you come to the funeral?
439
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:35,051
I'm not really sure that's a right occasion
for a date, but we can make anything fun.
440
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:39,550
I was, uh, talking about paying your
respects.
441
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:41,670
As was I.
442
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,130
Give me a call.
443
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,550
Okay.
444
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:47,270
See ya.
445
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,490
Bye.
446
00:19:52,510 --> 00:19:53,850
Well, well, well.
447
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,657
Look who can.
448
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:02,580
..
449
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:03,941
Maybe I don't want you around,
huh?
450
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,260
Maybe I don't need you anymore.
451
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,260
What?
452
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,260
No, I'm not falling for that.
453
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:19,760
I don't care what you say.
454
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280
No.
455
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,120
No, we ain't...
456
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:33,691
As soon as the dogs are asleep, we
can quit watching CNN and watch cartoons.
457
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:37,750
Okay, Lois?
458
00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:42,330
Okay, Lois?
459
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,450
Ryan!
460
00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:46,810
Ryan, speak!
461
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:49,690
Ryan, come here.
462
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,290
Come here.
463
00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:52,470
Ryan, come here.
464
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,450
Ryan, beer.
465
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:56,290
Beer!
466
00:20:58,210 --> 00:20:59,290
You like the beer?
467
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:00,930
Yeah, that's your beer.
468
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:02,390
Yeah.
469
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,870
Eight years of this crap.
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