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So, trailer, Ian on Super Bowl Fool?
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Do you know what I'll be doing on Super
Bowl Sunday, Mimi?
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I'm going to read Madame Beauverie in the
original French.
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I never met anyone who would better be
served by an hour of rough biker sex.
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Yeah, I guess all that reading and
education was just a waste of time.
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I mean, would it get me?
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Oh, that's right.
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Five times your salary.
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Can I pick up my pen?
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I'm not picking that up.
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You were chewing on it, and before that,
I dunked it in the toilet.
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Mimi?
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Pig?
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Hey, did you ever have one of those
mornings where no
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matter how much
coffee you drink, you just can't wake up?
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I did it.
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I might have to look
at you again this afternoon,
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because I get a little
draggy around three.
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Hey, everybody, we got some great news.
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We decided
to spend this year's entire advertising
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budget on one
60-second commercial during the Super Bowl.
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You guys make kissing your ass a real
uphill battle, you know that?
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Well, I think it's a great idea.
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You know, a billion people watch the Super
Bowl.
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They all love the commercials.
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Exactly.
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A veggie
burger company tried it a few years
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ago when their sales
went through the roof.
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Yeah, you know, I bought a box of those
myself.
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Yeah, I was gonna use them for dog treats,
but the dog wouldn't go now.
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Anyway, we
hired an ad agency to come up with
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a great idea,
and they tell us they have.
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And since you're all part of a team,
we want you to see it too.
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So, we turn the stage over to Derek and
Evelyn from the Mind Changer Agency.
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Everybody,
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when we talked about
what we wanted to say about NeverEnding
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Store, we came up
with the idea of infinite possibilities.
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Evelyn?
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Our commercial begins with a beautiful
woman on a white stallion that
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rides through a field.
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And then
suddenly, the horse takes light, and
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we're
in space, a never-ending field of stars.
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They approach an old man on a golden
throne.
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The woman gets off the horse and says...
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Who?
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What?
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Where?
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Why?
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And the old man says...
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If we push
in on his open mouth and emerging
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from the darkness,
we see NeverEndingStore.com.
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Remember Where's the Beef?
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That was a good one.
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Why don't you guys like it?
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Well, for one thing,
a regular guy watching
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the Super Bowl is going
to be drinking a beer.
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He's not going to be tripping on
mushrooms.
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Okay, every man, what would you like to
see?
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A bikini model with NeverEndingStore.com
written across her chest?
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Yeah, well,
you know there's a reason that Sports
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Illustrated
doesn't have an old man screaming issue.
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Excuse me, who's the head of the third
largest advertising agency in Cleveland?
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My dad.
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Well, look, everybody does these big,
complicated commercials.
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If you want to stand out, you've got to do
something different, you know?
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Make it simple.
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Like what, Drew?
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Well, I don't know.
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Have a guy come out and say, hey,
how you doing?
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If you're like me, you don't have time to
go to the mall.
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But I found a place
on the internet called
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NeverEndingStore.com,
and it has great stuff at great prices.
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They get it to you fast.
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You should try it.
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It makes shopping easy.
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You're fired.
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You too.
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And the horse you rode in on.
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Hey, Drew, what you just said was perfect.
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I mean, it was simple, and it was real.
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And spontaneous.
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What if we did the only live commercial on
the Super Bowl?
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Right here in the office.
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You know, no special effects.
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Just a simple man and a simple message.
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Yeah, a regular guy.
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A real guy.
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Drew Carey!
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Well, no way.
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No me in front of a billion people.
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Forget it.
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We'll pay you?
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No, sorry.
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Not enough money in the world.
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Five thousand dollars.
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Hey, what do you know?
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There isn't enough money in the world.
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Hi, welcome to Love, All Modern Style,
the show where Cleveland singles meets.
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Our first lonely lady is Joanne.
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Tell us about yourself, Joanne.
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I'm a flight attendant.
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A flight attendant?
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Wow.
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I bet you've been all over the world.
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No!
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I need the Cleveland Cincinnati shuttle.
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Back and forth and back and forth,
over and over and over.
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Unbelievable.
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Well, if you would like
to meet this first -class
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lady, call the number
flashing on the screen.
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Hey, Larry, I can't get it to flash,
man.
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Call 5-5-5-0-1-9-8.
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Hey, isn't that the guy who tried to fix
Drew up?
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Yeah, Larry has his own cable access show.
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We've seen every one of them.
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Oh, are you trying to make a love match?
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No, he comes on after the Korean
motivational speaker.
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Did I miss that Korean real estate guy?
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Dammit.
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He's not a real estate guy.
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He's a motivational speaker.
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No, you gotta watch it all the way
through.
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He's selling knives.
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So, Drew, or should I say the five
thousand dollar man?
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Oh, you heard.
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Hey, everybody at the store has heard.
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Wow, five thousand bucks, man.
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Hey, so are you still gonna work and
stuff?
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You know, just to keep your mind busy.
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Actually, I wish I didn't
have to do the stupid
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commercial at all,
but my bosses won't let me out of it.
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What's the matter, Drew?
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You a little nervous?
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Of course he's nervous.
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The whole world's gonna be watching.
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And the future of the company's relying on
him.
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Yeah, plus I don't do so good on TV.
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Okay, kids, we're just about ready to go
live.
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Now, remember, always look at the camera
with the red light on top of it.
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And don't
forget, all your friends and family are
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gonna be watching, so you don't want
to let them down.
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And I don't want to see any of you wise
asses doing any of this...
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or any of this, dig?
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And we are caught for three, two...
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Hello, Cleveland, and welcome to Junior
Academic Challenge.
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We've got two
well-matched teams vying for some
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valuable prizes, so
let's get right to it, shall we?
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Our first contestant is Drew Carey from
Benjamin Franklin Elementary.
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Tell us, Drew, what's your favorite
subject in school?
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No matter how many times I see that,
it's always funny.
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What'd I tell you about that?
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Wait a minute.
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You're actually thinking of giving up $5
,000 just because you're a scared?
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You know what?
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You have a lot more to lose than just the
money, okay?
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This could really help you with your
female trouble.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about meeting women,
huh?
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You'd be famous.
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And what's the one thing that women like
more than money, huh?
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Fame?
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Fame?
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Yeah, yeah, fame.
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Well, I hate to admit it, but he's right.
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I once took my top off at an Elton John
concert to try to get his attention.
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How'd that work out between you and the
man in the Marie Antoinette costume?
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Shut up.
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Well, you know, a lot of women would see
it.
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Exactly.
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And just because you
painted when you were
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eight doesn't mean
that you're gonna do it now.
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I mean, haven't you
talked in front of a large
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group of people since
then and done okay?
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Yeah, but it wasn't in front of a bunch of
TV cameras and stuff.
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Hey, you know what?
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If you want advice
on how to be cool in front of
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a cam, you
should talk to your friend on TV there.
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Yeah, you know, Larry does that show live
every week.
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Something's always going wrong and nothing
ever bothers him.
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What, Larry?
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I don't know.
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Track lighting.
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That's fascinating.
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Coming up next week, Melissa, a former
gymnast whose family owns a brewery.
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You know where it hurts to swing by.
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Okay.
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The first rule of being cool on camera is
to remember that even if you do something
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stupid, only five, ten thousand people are
gonna see it.
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Well, a quarter of
the world's gonna see it if I do something
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stupid, because my
commercial's under the Super Bowl.
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Super Bowl, huh?
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Maybe you'd be more comfortable doing it
here.
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I wouldn't charge you a penny to use my
set.
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No, I couldn't take advantage of you like
that.
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Now, come on, man.
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I need some advice.
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Okay.
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Here's a tip.
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Look past the camera at the guy standing
behind it and talk to him.
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That way you're just talking to one guy.
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Like, you're not nervous talking to me
now, are you?
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No.
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See?
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Now, here's my secret weapon.
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It always helps me relax.
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I do that all night.
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It gets all your stress out.
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I do it right before I go on the air.
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Try it.
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Wow.
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That's amazing.
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I do feel a little more relaxed.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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A lot of actors do it.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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From now on, if anybody asks me,
I'm so relaxed.
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I'll tell them it's because Larry Armada
made me scream into a pillow.
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Thirty seconds to air, Larry.
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Hey, since you're here, you wanna be my
first guest?
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Talk about yourself?
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Maybe get a date?
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Nothing I'd rather do.
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How do I look?
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Like Drew Carey Grant.
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Ten seconds, Larry.
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Ahh!
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In five, four, three, two...
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Hi, I'm Larry Armada, and welcome to Love
Armada Style.
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Our first guest is a man who's dying to
get married, Drew Carey.
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Drew, tell the people about yourself.
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Ah, crap.
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Our next guest is a lovely single,
Melissa Anderson.
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Ah, you are, yeah.
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Just step over.
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So, the Super Bowl's a week away,
huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I think you're ready.
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Drew, are you all right?
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We saw the show at the Warsaw.
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Yeah, great.
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Is everybody laughing when I fainted?
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No, no.
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Everybody was really worried about you.
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Although when
you got up and crawled away in your
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belly, one or two people might have
laughed among that.
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Great.
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What the hell happened?
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You're so relaxed and confident.
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Yeah, and then they turned the camera on
me.
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I got all nervous, lightheaded.
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I gotta tell my bosses I can't do the
stupid commercial.
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What about the money?
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What about the exposure, huh?
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Becoming famous.
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What about the women?
256
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,480
Oh, yeah.
257
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,480
Women love a man who gets the vapors.
258
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,160
Well, Drew, all I know is we should get
you home.
259
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,460
You still look a little pale.
260
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,600
Well, it's because I haven't eaten or
slept in days.
261
00:13:03,601 --> 00:13:04,860
You didn't eat all day?
262
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:06,360
No.
263
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,100
Wait a minute.
264
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,900
When you did that kitty show, did you have
anything to eat that day?
265
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,800
Um, no, no.
266
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,816
I was so nervous about doing the show,
I didn't eat anything.
267
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,320
All I was doing was drinking black coffee
and eating dry toast.
268
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,860
Wait, you were drinking black coffee when
you were eight?
269
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,900
Yeah, well, my mom didn't think the cream
of sugar was good for me.
270
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,840
Well, that's what your van grew.
271
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,820
You don't eat, of course you're gonna pass
out.
272
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,140
Well, I never thought of that.
273
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,240
That makes sense.
274
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,520
Thanks.
275
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,560
Thanks a lot.
276
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,460
I hope this works out for you,
Carrie.
277
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,140
I know you've had a tough time with your
job and the ladies.
278
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,000
You deserve a little good luck.
279
00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:48,740
But sweet, Larry.
280
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,040
Yeah, I'm bursting with sweet babe,
interested?
281
00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:58,540
Absolutely.
282
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,260
Let's go have sex in a cheap motel room
right now.
283
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,520
You guys know her better than me.
284
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,100
Do I follow her?
285
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400
Sure.
286
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,030
So, Drew, only a couple minutes to
halftime.
287
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:22,670
How you doing, buddy?
288
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:23,310
Pretty good.
289
00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:24,470
You guys drunk?
290
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,410
Well, he is, but I'm not.
291
00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:28,270
I don't numb myself with alcohol.
292
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:30,850
He's on anti-anxiety pills.
293
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:33,510
They're from a doctor.
294
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:46,436
Drew, have you tried this room?
295
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:46,920
They're delicious.
296
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:47,440
I know.
297
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,220
I've been eating them all day.
298
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:48,640
They're great.
299
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,200
Well, hey, have another one.
300
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:50,540
I don't know.
301
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600
I'm getting kind of full.
302
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,176
What, are you trying to fit in your prom
dress?
303
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,200
Eat one.
304
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,520
Here you go, man.
305
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,580
Have a crab cake.
306
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,640
Oh, yeah, sure.
307
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:00,380
Better safe than sorry.
308
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,460
That's right.
309
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,140
Hey, now have one of these deviled eggs
wrapped in bacon.
310
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,520
Oh, man.
311
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:06,680
I love these.
312
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,980
They had waffles and it would be a perfect
breakfast.
313
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,100
Save room for the fried cheese balls.
314
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,156
They go down easy because of the grease.
315
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,660
What are you doing here?
316
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:19,480
I thought you were going to stay home and
read Madam Bover.
317
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,940
Evan and Scott made me come, you know,
to support the company.
318
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:32,280
It's ridiculous watching rich Neanderthals
run around playing a stupid child's game.
319
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,460
No benefit to society, no regard for
people's feelings.
320
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,200
Dating impressionable high school girls
and then just going off to play for the
321
00:15:39,201 --> 00:15:42,161
Philadelphia Eagles and never calling me
again after I gave you my essence.
322
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,300
So, fan of the pigskin, huh?
323
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:56,520
Drew, how about other stuff for mushroom
cap?
324
00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,700
Why not?
325
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,600
Okay, this is it.
326
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,696
Let's get them in the position.
327
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,880
Okay, everybody.
328
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,340
30 seconds to air.
329
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Here we go.
330
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:06,740
Good luck, man.
331
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:07,280
How you feeling?
332
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:08,460
I'm full.
333
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,180
I feel pretty good.
334
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:09,700
Okay.
335
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,480
Hey, one last pepperoni nugget?
336
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,580
Nah, I better nod.
337
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:15,800
Oh, hey.
338
00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:17,820
For luck.
339
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,820
And we're going in five.
340
00:16:20,821 --> 00:16:21,821
Four.
341
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:22,540
Three.
342
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:23,840
Two.
343
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,020
How
344
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,120
much are you spending on this?
345
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,180
3.2 million dollars.
346
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,020
Well, these things happen.
347
00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:13,230
Jeez, you better stop sooner.
348
00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:15,330
We're going to have to gather two of every
animal.
349
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,890
Well, it's two seconds to go and he's
still on his feet.
350
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:23,530
At least he can say he went the distance
without fainting.
351
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,710
It wasn't all that, Drew.
352
00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,450
Oh, this I got to hear.
353
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:38,470
You missed the halftime show.
354
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,430
Drew, cheer up.
355
00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:48,071
Hey, how many people wake up knowing that
today is going to be better than yesterday?
356
00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:50,350
Not many.
357
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:52,550
But you too, Mr. Lucky.
358
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:54,130
Gosh.
359
00:17:54,770 --> 00:17:55,930
I envy you.
360
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,630
You know, this has got to be some kind of
record.
361
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,350
I ruined my life in 60 seconds.
362
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:04,366
The store's going to go out of business.
363
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,310
No woman wants anything to do with me now.
364
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:07,870
Come on, don't feel bad.
365
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:08,610
Hey, you know what?
366
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,290
You did a great service for America's
teenage girls, huh?
367
00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:13,730
Word on the street is bulimia is no longer
cool.
368
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:18,750
Oh, hey, Drew.
369
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:20,410
Mimi told us we could find you here.
370
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:22,930
Uh, yeah, this is where I throw up non
-professional.
371
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,290
We just came by to give you your check.
372
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:27,750
I still get the five grand?
373
00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:30,650
Oh, yeah, we put a video of you vomiting
on the website.
374
00:18:30,970 --> 00:18:32,750
We got 100,000 hits just today.
375
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,150
Almost shut down our server.
376
00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,816
Yeah, people
are already saying that puking Drew's
377
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,791
going to be more popular
than a dancing baby.
378
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,590
Yeah, we got our name out there big time,
and that's exactly what we wanted.
379
00:18:46,591 --> 00:18:47,591
Thanks, Drew.
380
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:50,950
Yeah, hey, listen, not for nothing,
but, uh, this check's only for $4,700.
381
00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:53,450
Yeah, we had to give the janitor an extra
$300.
382
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,550
The important thing is the commercial was
a big hit.
383
00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:58,770
Drinks are on us.
384
00:18:58,890 --> 00:18:59,890
Hey.
385
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,090
Excuse me.
386
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:05,450
Hi.
387
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:09,850
Um, aren't you the guy who threw up during
the Super Bowl?
388
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,210
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
389
00:19:11,410 --> 00:19:12,450
Well, I knew this was coming.
390
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:16,770
Yes, I'm the guy who threw up during the
Super Bowl, okay?
391
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:18,710
I'm sorry.
392
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,030
Get me off the cross.
393
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,670
I, um, I, um, I really didn't mean to
upset you.
394
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,550
I just, um, I don't know.
395
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:33,990
I never met anybody famous before,
so I was wondering if you, uh,
396
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,510
wanted to dance or something.
397
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,186
Yeah, yeah, you want to hang out with me
because I'm famous.
398
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,650
You don't care what I'm famous for.
399
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:42,430
You don't care if I did anything good,
if I did anything bad.
400
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,350
You're on TV.
401
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:49,790
You know, I like the way you think.
402
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:52,730
You know what?
403
00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:54,730
You're so down-to-earth, too.
404
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:57,030
I know you would be.
405
00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,970
Well, you know, I try to keep it real.
406
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,760
I never saw anyone who better deserved it.
407
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:20,160
I'm just gonna laugh right off the bat.
408
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,940
How'd that work out between you and the
man with the Marie Antoinette con...
409
00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:24,941
Oh, come on, Bill.
410
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,240
Concertina?
411
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:30,260
Before that, I dunked it in the toilet.
412
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,160
Come on.
413
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:39,920
Hey, Drew, are you all right?
414
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,500
We saw this show at the workshop.
415
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,780
Yeah, great.
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