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Uh, you know, Tina, that's smart.
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There's a
lot of guys who just try to get a woman
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to his place and then
apply her with alcohol.
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Hey, listen, I'm wasting time on me to get
a beer.
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You wanna put some music on?
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Which CD?
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Uh, Power Balance of the 80s, volume
three.
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If it's all the same with you,
I'd rather just make out.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sorry to interrupt your intercourse, but
I think Drew's medically obese houseguest.
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Ah, nice to meet you.
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Nikki, I thought you
were gonna walk around
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the mall for a few hours
and get a big cookie.
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I did the second part.
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You know, you're a lucky woman to be going
out with, Drew.
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I know.
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I used to be married to him.
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Hey, wanna see our wedding picture?
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She doesn't wanna see it.
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Sure she does.
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My cheesecake.
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Married?
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Yep.
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To two women at the same time.
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Me and Kate, the real love of his life.
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So, what happened to the love of your
life?
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Well, you know, love of your life,
that's...
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That's an overused phrase, you know,
just because you're pying for somebody for
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30 years doesn't necessarily make her the
love of your life.
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Hey, um, listen, why don't I just get us a
couple more beers?
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Uh, sorry, your name just flew right out
of my head.
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Uh, Tina.
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Hey, Tina.
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Have a nice life, Tina.
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Hey, man.
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You just can't keep scaring away my dates
like that.
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And look at you.
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You're supposed to
be here turning your life
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around and you haven't
done a damn thing.
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No, I'm a lot better, Drew.
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I'm not even trying to kill you anymore.
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I know.
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And believe me, that's the first thing I
look for in a friend.
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But it's time for you to move on.
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I have nowhere else to go.
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You're the only person who's ever cared
about me.
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Oh, that's not true.
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Come here.
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Um, you have, like, cheesecake in your
hair.
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Sometimes when I'm eating, I get sad and
put my head down.
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You can stay here as long as you want.
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You know that.
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Hey, it's a nice night out tonight.
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You wanna go sit on the front porch with
me?
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No.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna start turning my life around.
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I'm gonna go upstairs, finish this
cheesecake, and do some jumping jacks.
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Well, time to see if this baby's up to
code.
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Skateboarding, huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we do it at night so the kids don't
make fun of us.
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Oh, I got a call from Kate in New York.
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She made a guy at the Rock and Roll Ocean,
so she's gonna stay in it in a couple days.
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Oh, great.
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A New York guy.
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Then he's like one
of those Sex and the City
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guys who
sits around all day talking about sex.
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Those aren't guys.
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They're women.
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What, really?
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Even the big blonde one?
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Hey, how's the job on going?
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I went to the blood bank today.
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Does that answer your question?
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I don't know how you do it, Drew.
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You got car payments.
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You got house payments.
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Not to mention hungry, hungry hippo in
there.
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I don't have a car anymore.
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I sold it.
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You sold your car?
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Man, your life sucks.
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You got to get him out of here.
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Show him a good time.
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Yeah, I guess.
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What are you guys thinking about,
miniature golf or something?
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Wow.
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You know, I think it is a crime that
America's teachers make $35,000 a year.
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And somebody like this only makes $75,000.
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Gentlemen, give it up for the tasty Miss
Candy Mints.
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Huh?
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Forget about it, Drew.
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Just sit back, relax.
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Let's have a nice night with a bunch of
beautiful nameless women.
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Drew?
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Drew Carey wrote hi.
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Uh, Kelly Newmark?
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Wow.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey, everybody.
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It's little Kelly Newmark.
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So, uh, how's everything?
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I'm guessing your parents are dead.
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I didn't think that anyone that I knew
would actually be here, you know.
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It's my first time.
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I'm only doing this because, well, things
have been kind of rough for me lately.
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Yeah, well, me too.
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Yeah, I got laid off for months.
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The department store
I worked for is being
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turned to some online
internet thing-a -lingic.
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Well, at least I had a career.
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I never worked.
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I got married right away out of high
school.
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I was just a housewife.
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And then ever since the divorce,
I...
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been having a hard time finding a job.
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I lost my house.
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And then, my God, I have no money and no
house to go.
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Gentlemen, let's give a special amateur
night welcome to the lovely Bliss.
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That's me.
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I can't let you go up on stage like this.
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Uh, mess up your hair, little spirit of
makeup, I love you.
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No, no, stop.
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Stop.
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You don't have to do this, all right?
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I know we haven't seen each other in a
long time.
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But I have a spare room in my house, and
you're welcome
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to crash there for a while to get back
on your feet.
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Really?
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You do that for me?
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Absolutely.
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I mean, we go way back.
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If you saw me, start distributing,
stop me, right?
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In a heartbeat.
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Hey, hey, Nikki.
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In here.
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Wow.
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Look at you, you look great.
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Thanks.
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You know, I was exercising and I saw
myself in the mirror, and I caught a
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glimpse of the
Nikki I used to be, and I realized doing
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three jumping
jacks a week is not gonna help, so...
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I'm getting rid of all my junk food.
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Hey, good for you, huh?
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Come here.
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True.
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You're always there for me.
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Well, I care so much about you.
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By the way, a stripper's gonna be living
with us.
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What?
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Wow, Nikki, you look beautiful.
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Like a float in a pretty parade.
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Yeah.
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Kelly?
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Kelly, this is Nikki.
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Hi.
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Nikki, Kelly.
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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It's nice to meet you.
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What a cute little thing you are.
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I hope this is okay with you.
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I won't be staying long.
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No, no.
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Stay as long as you like.
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We'll be friends.
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We'll do everything together.
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I'll protect you from predators and you
can eat the parasites off my back.
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Drew, I'm not sure about this.
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Oh, don't worry about her.
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I mean, she sleeps 18, 19 hours a day.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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I'm gonna check out the bedroom upstairs,
okay?
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And don't you worry, tomorrow I am going
to find a job.
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Unfortunately, I've just been a housewife.
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The only thing I know how to do is have
sex and cook.
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I think I have a great idea for a theme
restaurant.
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Drew, how are you gonna support all these
people?
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You don't even have a job.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I'll find something.
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I just wish my resume had more on it than
one stinkin' store.
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Yeah, well, I heard the new owners of that
stinkin' store are hiring.
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No, Mimi said not to bother.
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They're all filled up.
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Wait a minute.
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Who said that?
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Mimi.
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Man, what's the point
of having an archenemy
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if you're gonna believe
everything she says?
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Wow.
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Look at this place.
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I can't believe this used to be Winford
Louder.
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Looks like Mr. Spacely's office.
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Welcome, people.
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I'm Evan.
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This is my brother Scott.
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Good luck getting a job at
neverendingstore.com.
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We plan to
sell everything, and our goal is to be
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the biggest internet
retail outlet in the world.
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Well, I wouldn't say it's our goal to be
the biggest in the world.
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I just wanna do good work in a supportive
environment, thank you very much.
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And you're an idiot.
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Well, that isn't a supportive environment,
Scott.
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Whoa.
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It's a ghost of a guy that used to work
here in the 50s.
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I'm, uh, Drew Carey.
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I'm here for the office manager job.
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Yeah, and, you know,
I noticed on the way in here, a couple
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of the employees had their coffee cups next
to the keyboards.
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You know, if they spill something,
there could be a little electrocution
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thing happen, and then you're up to your
neck and workman's comp forms.
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The B75s, the A19s, the whole K-series,
practically.
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Well, I'm tweaking from Red Bulls right
now, and that almost put me to sleep.
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Yeah, but he knows about all the crap we
don't wanna deal with.
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He'd make a good office manager.
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Well, it's either
him or that lady that
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showed us all the scars
from her knife fights.
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Baby Mimi?
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Yeah.
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But you seem easier to control.
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All my spine does is hold up my head,
sir.
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Well, well, well.
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What are you doing wasting your time here?
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Told you there were no job openings.
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Apparently not, so I think I'm the new
office manager.
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Damn it.
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You really needed that job.
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Look, Steve's gonna kill me for telling
you this, but he got fired from the prison.
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They caught him sleeping on the lethal
injection table.
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Oh, well, jeez, he didn't tell me anything
about it.
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So if I can't have the job, at least lend
me 50 bucks.
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Please.
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Oh, boy.
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Yeah, sure.
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I'll give you a couple bucks right away.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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I know it's tough out there, even for
single guys with no little mouse to feed.
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Thanks.
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Well, just kind of like when the dragon
fell for the donkey and shrek.
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How'd the interview go?
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Great.
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I got the job.
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Oh, great.
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And, uh, give it to me.
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Help him.
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Yep.
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Along with all the money in my wallet.
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You're crazy.
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You can't afford that.
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You're pawning stuff to survive.
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I'll be all right.
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Here, have some pizza.
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Hey, where's your couch?
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We're eatin' it.
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Drew, it's Kate again.
260
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Please call me as soon as you can.
261
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,080
All right, talk to you soon.
262
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,080
I got some free weekend minutes.
263
00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,140
I'll call it Saturday.
264
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,120
I'm sure it's nothing.
265
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,280
They can't wait.
266
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:30,720
How's that fit?
267
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,080
It's perfect.
268
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:33,740
I'll take it.
269
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:41,000
It kills me to see you sitting on the
floor like that.
270
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:42,780
It's just so... sad.
271
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,320
Can I sit in the chair, then?
272
00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:47,660
Maybe after I finish my point.
273
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,420
Drew, you let everybody walk all over you.
274
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,100
Kelly, Nikki, Mimi, me.
275
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,600
You're a doormat.
276
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,320
I'm not a doormat.
277
00:14:58,580 --> 00:14:59,580
I'm a nice guy.
278
00:14:59,680 --> 00:14:59,940
Oh, yeah?
279
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,340
Let me tell you about a few other nice
people, all right?
280
00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,380
Abraham Lincoln.
281
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,520
Shot.
282
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:08,660
Mahatma Gandhi.
283
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:09,780
Shot.
284
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:11,380
Andy Griffith.
285
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,860
Shot.
286
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,100
Andy Griffith wasn't shot.
287
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:16,660
Exactly.
288
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,300
You know why?
289
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:18,460
Because he's a monster.
290
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,600
Hey, guys.
291
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:22,080
How you doin'?
292
00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:22,600
Hey, Kelly.
293
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:23,460
How you doin'?
294
00:15:23,461 --> 00:15:24,060
How you feelin'?
295
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:24,720
Yeah, I'm okay.
296
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880
I'm just a little tired.
297
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,180
I guess I'm still getting used to this
house's noises.
298
00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:31,158
You know, the house
settling, the floorboards
299
00:15:31,159 --> 00:15:34,320
creaking from Nikki
pacing back and forth.
300
00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,880
Does she have a deli slicer up there?
301
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:44,820
So, Jumbo's been keeping you awake,
huh?
302
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,544
What, the
thundering of my mighty tree -trunk legs
303
00:15:48,545 --> 00:15:51,340
has been
disturbing Little Princess's slumber?
304
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,460
I did not say that.
305
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,520
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
306
00:15:55,700 --> 00:16:00,060
Listen, Kelly, if the noise is bothering
you, just take my bedroom out.
307
00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,140
I'll move downstairs.
308
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:01,380
Really?
309
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:01,960
Really?
310
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,800
Oh, thank you, Drew.
311
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:03,160
Thank you.
312
00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:05,161
I'm gonna go up right now and change the
bedsheets.
313
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,980
You just gave away your bedroom,
Drew.
314
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,480
You really are a doormat.
315
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,780
You know, it's not too late to change.
316
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,380
You don't want to be known as another
Lincoln or Gandhi.
317
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,400
Hey, I'm not a Lincoln or Gandhi,
okay?
318
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,320
I get things done.
319
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,890
I'm not going over to that store right
now, and I'm gonna get myself a job.
320
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,110
Yeah, you do that.
321
00:16:36,111 --> 00:16:36,250
Yeah, you go for it.
322
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,430
Go get him, tiger.
323
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:40,890
A lot of passion for a crappy little job.
324
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:48,620
Come in.
325
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,620
Hey, I need to talk to you guys about a
job.
326
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:58,540
Just a second.
327
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,220
We're testing a new arcade game.
328
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,360
I'm still online.
329
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,500
Damn it!
330
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:04,700
Yes!
331
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:05,320
Yes!
332
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,020
I win!
333
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,460
I finally win!
334
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,220
Wait till I brag about this to my life
coach.
335
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,440
Hey, listen about the job.
336
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,600
Look, you're wasting your time.
337
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,981
The only job openings we have here are for
hardcore tech.
338
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,180
Well, I can do tech.
339
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,100
Are you fluent in Linux?
340
00:17:22,860 --> 00:17:23,060
What?
341
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:23,640
Linux?
342
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,060
Yeah.
343
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,560
Yeah.
344
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:28,380
Have you worked with Red Hat 7.2?
345
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,160
More like old Hat 7.2, if you have to.
346
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,420
We have your resume, so we'll think about
it.
347
00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:36,860
No!
348
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:40,740
No, listen, this is a one-day offer only,
and...
349
00:17:40,741 --> 00:17:42,320
Let me tell you why you should hire me.
350
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,517
For 20 years, 20 years,
I worked at the store
351
00:17:45,518 --> 00:17:48,441
that used to be here,
and they screwed me.
352
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:49,240
Okay?
353
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,040
They took everything.
354
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:53,500
They took my health benefits, my pension,
everything.
355
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,840
It's gone.
356
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:56,680
But here I am!
357
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,280
I'm back!
358
00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,480
I am back for more!
359
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,580
Now, what does that tell you about me?
360
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:07,900
You work like a dog and you hate yourself.
361
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,140
Do we have one of those?
362
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:12,980
No, but we need one.
363
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:14,920
Hey, what?
364
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,620
I'm trying to give you a shot.
365
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,880
We're gonna make you the internal
expediting analyst.
366
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,080
Oh, thank you.
367
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:22,920
Thank you.
368
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:23,960
You won't regret this.
369
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:28,000
I'm gonna be the best internal expediting
analyst you ever had.
370
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,640
Wow.
371
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,920
Internal expediting analyst?
372
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:35,620
That's great.
373
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:36,940
What do you do?
374
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:38,060
I have no idea.
375
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,120
Wait a minute.
376
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,836
You're gonna take money for doing nothing?
377
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:42,980
That doesn't sound like you.
378
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:43,680
Good.
379
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,081
For once, I'm not gonna be the guy who
always tries to save the store.
380
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,980
I just want to get a paycheck and lay low.
381
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:49,620
Hey.
382
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:50,440
Hi, guys.
383
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,680
Hey, how's it going?
384
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:52,280
Oh, pretty good.
385
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:52,960
How did it go today?
386
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,260
I got a job.
387
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:54,780
How about you?
388
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:55,540
No.
389
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:56,980
No luck.
390
00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,140
Drew, I was hoping that I would move out
this week, but it might be a little while.
391
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,280
Is that okay?
392
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:02,900
Yeah.
393
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,040
See, as long as you want.
394
00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:05,860
I'm an internal expediting analyst now.
395
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,696
Do you have any idea how much that pays?
396
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:08,040
No.
397
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,780
Yeah, that's what somebody would.
398
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,840
All right, order us up.
399
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:12,380
Oh, great.
400
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:12,820
Oh, no, no.
401
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160
Let me.
402
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,400
Oh.
403
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,140
Why, kid?
404
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:16,500
Why?
405
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,160
It's tough to get a job out there without
any skills.
406
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,156
I sure wish there was something she could
do.
407
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,480
Okay, I got a cheeseburger ketchup,
no meal.
408
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,740
B-L-T, slow on the side.
409
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,720
Knives go on the right.
410
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:28,820
Oops, this one's dirty.
411
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,620
I'll get you another one.
412
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:30,380
Everyone okay here?
413
00:19:30,580 --> 00:19:31,180
I'll have another beer.
414
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,480
You got it, hon.
415
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,000
You know, I just thought of something she
could do.
416
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,700
Neuroendocrinologist.
417
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,576
I can't believe you got this couch back
from the pawn shop.
418
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:52,180
Yeah, especially since it had a sign on it
that said, Hey, got the couch back,
419
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,320
got a job.
420
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,800
My stripper and my fat girl are getting
along.
421
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,120
Pretty good day after all.
422
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,160
Hey!
423
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:00,980
Hi, guys!
424
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,120
It was good to see you.
425
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:03,660
How was New York?
426
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,720
It was good.
427
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:08,401
Drew, I was trying to read you, because
I have something important to tell you.
428
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,060
I'm getting married tomorrow.
429
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,640
Wait a minute.
430
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:20,600
What day is it today?
431
00:20:20,601 --> 00:20:21,601
Thursday.
432
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:23,000
Oh, you know what?
433
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,760
I'm getting married the day after
tomorrow.
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