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Morning.
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Morning.
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Monday, huh?
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Yep, all day.
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Hey, isn't this the day the guy with
colorful ties comes to water the ferns?
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No, it's next Monday.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my!
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I don't think we're in Winford louder
anymore.
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Well, this can't be a dream because I
still have my clothes on.
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It can't be a nightmare because you still
have your clothes on.
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So, do you like it?
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Like it?
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I love it.
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Oh, good.
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I was worried that it would make your drab
little home seem even more drab,
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but daddy reminded me that's not my
problem.
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I wanted to do something to reward my
employees.
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My accountant informs me that Mercer
Industries has had its best year ever.
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So, I bought an island off Spain for me
and some new desks and lights for you.
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I'm sorry I couldn't hear you.
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I was busy playing with my light.
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Morning, everybody.
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What the hell's with the bathrobe and tighten
your belt because I just saw your jump?
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Well, I hired a corporate masseuse.
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I've just had the most relaxing Swedish
massage of my entire life.
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She would not, however, provide a happy
ending.
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But don't look at me.
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Massouse, cappuccino, all new stuff.
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Thank you, Lord Mercer.
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And thank you, too.
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Oh, I love how poor people hug.
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They actually touch in everything.
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Yes, I guess if you don't have things,
you have to make do with people.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, looking for Drew Carey?
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That's me.
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Wow.
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The way my day's been going, this must be
for Miss Candice Bergen.
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Oh, my God.
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What's the matter?
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It's for my ex-wife, Nicky.
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Oh, really?
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An unmarked package from a woman who hates
you?
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Well, it's probably not a bomb.
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Read nothing into me running away.
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What's all this about, then?
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Well, a little while ago, I married two
women at the same time.
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Got a little sticky.
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But I learned something.
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Women, they don't like that.
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You don't think she would actually try to
hurt you, do you?
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Well, I don't know.
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You know, you have every right to be
angry.
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How dare you give me the right to be
angry?
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Maybe I don't want to be angry.
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I got angry?
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Of course I'm angry.
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What you did to me was ugly enough,
and it just got uglier.
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Oh, I guess Kate told you that I chose her
over you.
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Oh,
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look what I did.
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I just made it worse.
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Yeah, but just because she's a woman
doesn't mean she's still gonna be holding
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the grudge after all this time,
does it?
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So, open up.
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Let's see what Nicky got you.
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What the hell?
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Chocolate roses and milk bones?
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Yeah.
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I came up with this card.
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Drew, thinking of you, and Speedy.
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Nicky.
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Are the bombs quad guys mad that you
called them out for nothing?
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They were yelling a lot, but I think this
is just because they're deaf.
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I think she wants to get back together
with you.
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Or kill you.
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What?
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How do you get that from chocolate roses
and milk bones?
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Chocolate roses,
black roses, the sign of
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death, and milk bones
equals die like a dog.
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Whoa.
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That makes sense, hmm?
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She doesn't want to kill me.
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I mean, Kate was mad at me too,
but she got over it.
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Well, I had a chance to work through my
anger.
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Well, glad to see you got that out of your
system.
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Oh, hey, feel better?
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You know,
sometimes I write, I still bothers me,
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among other
things located on my right-hand side.
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Yeah, but Nicky's had to hold all that
anger in.
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I mean, if I hadn't been able to get that
out and had all that time to sit around
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and think
about how you lied to me and deceived
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me, I would be dying
to beat the crowd.
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Okay, look, we
agree she wants to kill you, but how's
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she going to do that
with chocolate roses and milk bones?
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Well, it's obvious.
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Poison.
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And the chocolate roses?
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Yeah, and the chocolate roses.
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What?
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Going to chocolate on my 5th?
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How you feeling there, buddy?
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Why?
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And look, the
agree she wants to kill you, but how's she
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going to do that
with chocolate roses and milk bones?
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Well, it's obvious.
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Poison.
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And the chocolate roses?
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Yeah, and the chocolate roses.
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What?
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Going to chocolate on my 5th?
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How you feeling there, buddy?
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Why?
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If I'm going to die, I have to tell you
something.
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I buried $63 in a box in the backyard of
my mom's house.
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That was 30 years ago, so there's no
telling what it's worth now.
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Relax, man.
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Nothing's going to happen.
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If you're going to be sick, you'll be sick
by now.
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Just to be safe, I'll take you to the
hospital.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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I got to admit, I'm kind of freaking out.
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I'm scared.
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Everything's going dark.
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It's called night, ya moron.
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Morning, fellow worker.
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Hi.
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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Sure is.
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Love my Mondays.
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Now, the third
floor masseuse tells me we're going
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to get white chocolate
in the biscotti baskets.
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If you like pina coladas,
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yo, cup into champagne.
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If you like making love at midnight.
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My eyes.
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And whoever took the fancy stuff, just
bring it back and there'll be no trouble.
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Damn it.
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Morning.
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You may or may not have noticed there's
been one or two changes around here.
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It turns out the accountants have been
stealing from Daddy.
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All the profits were pretend.
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And last night we found out that we lost
650 million dollars.
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They took all my business holdings.
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Everything except this store.
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Still, don't worry, I have a plan.
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I have a life insurance policy for 50
million dollars.
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So all we have to do is fake my death.
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13 times.
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Listen, Daddy's full of booze and pills.
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But before he
got hammered, he said that the only way
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we can keep
the store is to lay off half the employees.
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And then we have to put everyone in
management down on the sales floor.
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What?
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I'm not going back on the sales floor.
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That's where I started out.
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Please, Drew, Mimi, we can save the store,
but we really need your help.
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I'm not going to work with the public
again.
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It's been seven years since I worked with
them.
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I've lost a lot of my people skills.
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If you mean the skill of looking like your
people, then baby, it is gone.
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That's it.
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Forget it.
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I'm going to get myself a new job.
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Yeah, me too.
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Save the store.
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Screw the store.
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All the stuff the store has done to me,
I have the skills, the personality,
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the drive.
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I can get a job anywhere I want.
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Anytime.
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Just like that.
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Yeah, kiss my ass goodbye, Winford Louder.
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Hi.
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Welcome to Winford Louder.
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I'd like to return the stong underwear.
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It didn't make me feel sexy.
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Look, I'm not saying
this just because I don't
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want to touch it, but,
uh, I don't believe you.
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How about my money back?
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Well, I want to lean against the counter
now, too, but that's not going to happen.
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So, how's sales going, Kerry?
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Not very good.
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That's because
all you have is your design or brand,
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so I'm just going
to pay 15 bucks for para underwear.
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Well, you'll have to make them.
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I've got a huge loan to pay off.
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Oh, the old store's going to the dogs.
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Sales are down in housewares.
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They're down in bedding.
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And for some reason,
we haven't sold a single
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pair of women's bloody
shoes in three days.
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Excuse me.
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I'm not busy here.
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True.
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Just because
you saw some kid wearing it in a rap
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video doesn't
mean it's going to look good on you.
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I was on my feet for nine hours at work
today.
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Wow.
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That's tough.
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You know, sometimes in the middle
of my nurse's aid
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shift, I take a
nap in one of the empty hospital rooms.
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So what?
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Well, yesterday I woke up and a pretty
nurse was shaving me for surgery.
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And?
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It's been a long time since anybody
touched me down there.
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So I let her finish.
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Don't get that.
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I'm seeing if that's Nicky.
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I'm screening my calls.
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Hey, it's Drew.
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Please leave a very short message at the
tone.
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Hey, Drew, it's Nicky.
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I don't know if you got him, but I sent
you some chocolate flowers.
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I just want to let you know I'm not mad
anymore.
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But if you don't want
to talk to me, I... It's me.
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It's Drew.
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How you doing, Nicky?
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Oh, Drew.
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It took me a while to work through what
you did to me.
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But now, um... I'm
in a really good place.
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Well, it's good to hear from you.
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You sound good.
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Yeah.
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I feel good.
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Hey, listen, you know,
um... I'm coming to town on Saturday.
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I was thinking maybe you and I could get
together.
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Oh, I'd love to get together with you.
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You know, I missed you.
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I missed you too.
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Once by the mall.
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So, I'll see you Saturday, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'll see you then.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Drew, do you think that's a good idea?
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Do you really think that's a good idea,
Drew?
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Yeah, I think it'll be okay.
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I mean, there was something in her voice.
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And if I know women, and I think I do,
it was forgiveness.
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What
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the hell has Mercer done now?
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We're a 69-cent store now.
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Well, Carrie, what do you think?
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You said everything was too expensive.
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So, I got rid of all the designer stuff
and ordered boatloads of crap.
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Oh, and I'm thinking of changing the
name of the store,
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from Winfred
Lowder to Lord Francis Bargain Castle.
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If anybody buys
more than $5 worth of stuff, I night them
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and give them
50 cents off a can of white mist hairspray.
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Need a hug?
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Uh-huh.
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So, who am I, good friend Thunderpants?
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Now, you just work here.
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May God forgive me.
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Finally, a decent outfit to wear at work.
259
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,720
What's that noise?
260
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It's after 9 o'clock.
261
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,340
They must have opened the doors.
262
00:15:36,341 --> 00:15:37,460
Oh, my God.
263
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,380
The poor people are coming.
264
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,220
Now, don't worry, sweetheart.
265
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Daddy is in control.
266
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,120
Attention, peasants.
267
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Lord Francis lockers your O.D.'s castle.
268
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:55,400
Hey, Drew, what exactly are you hoping to
have happen with Nikki tonight?
269
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:56,680
I don't know.
270
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,316
I'm just glad she's not mad at me anymore.
271
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,100
And if there's a spark, then, hey,
who knows?
272
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:01,100
Oh, my God.
273
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,560
You're gonna marry her again.
274
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,360
Well, only if I can marry you,
too.
275
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,776
Because this time, I think we can make it
work.
276
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,800
Oh.
277
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:12,980
Oh, well, she's early.
278
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,216
Well, you know, be careful, little
brother.
279
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,560
I don't want to see you get hurt.
280
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,460
Yeah, me either.
281
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,900
So, uh, if she starts to teeter,
run.
282
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:29,801
Hey, uh, you'll get this later, Drew, but
ask her if she can cough up Pinocchio.
283
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:39,210
Hey.
284
00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:40,690
Hey, Drew.
285
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:42,630
Good to see you.
286
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:47,830
Well, it happened again.
287
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,140
What?
288
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,220
What happened?
289
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,600
I don't see any change.
290
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,060
Well, you're definitely fatter.
291
00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:06,810
You know what, you guys?
292
00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:07,990
I know what I look like.
293
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:09,050
It's okay.
294
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,571
Hey, by the way, did my shoes match?
295
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:20,430
Well, we'll give you two... we'll give you
two your space.
296
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,630
Hey, uh, great to see you.
297
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:27,706
I've been thinking about you a lot.
298
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:28,930
Yeah, yeah, me too.
299
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:34,410
So, uh, listen, I want you to have a seat,
and I'll get us a couple beers.
300
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:35,250
Okay.
301
00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:36,670
We're only gonna have one.
302
00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,850
I don't want you getting drunk again and
marrying me.
303
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:43,570
Hey, it's great to see you so jolly.
304
00:17:43,571 --> 00:17:44,650
I mean, you know, happy.
305
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:51,646
You know, I was worried it was gonna be
awkward, but I think it's gonna be great.
306
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,490
I haven't made a supply of crackers and...
crackers.
307
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:04,750
I'm sorry.
308
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,110
I'll go back and get the cheese.
309
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,470
It's not about the cheese.
310
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,110
There's cheese.
311
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:14,190
Sit on the couch.
312
00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:19,330
You broke my heart and ruined my life.
313
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,530
I spent the last eight months eating.
314
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,410
I lost my job.
315
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:26,450
I couldn't pay the rent, so I got kicked
out of my apartment.
316
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:27,770
I have to worry.
317
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:28,850
Jester's had it work.
318
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,630
I'm sorry, Drew.
319
00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:34,890
But I have to do this.
320
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:35,250
No, wait.
321
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,506
You never heard my side of the story.
322
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:37,330
Just give me one minute.
323
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,190
I'll tell you my side of the story.
324
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,290
Just hear my side.
325
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,070
All right.
326
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,370
You got one minute.
327
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,330
One.
328
00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:46,670
Oh!
329
00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:47,950
This
330
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,900
has been a bad year.
331
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,200
Here, let me, uh, let me help you.
332
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,440
Are you gonna help or what?
333
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:21,520
Listen, Drew, if you want to call the
police, I understand.
334
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,760
If not, I'd just like to leave right now.
335
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,320
No, I'm not gonna call the police.
336
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,476
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.
337
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,900
My whole life has gone to hell.
338
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,200
Oh, yes.
339
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,420
This is all my fault.
340
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:33,780
No, no.
341
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,180
You know what?
342
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:34,860
Don't worry about it.
343
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,860
I gotta... I have to stop
blaming other people for my problems.
344
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,020
I'm just...
345
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,260
I'm just gonna go.
346
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:42,660
No, wait.
347
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,920
Where are you gonna stay?
348
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:44,900
I don't know.
349
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,960
I'll go sleep on a park bench or
something.
350
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:51,661
Sometimes the cops try to move me, but
if I go limp, there's nothing they can do.
351
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,220
Wait.
352
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,120
Listen, don't go.
353
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,400
I feel so responsible.
354
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,020
Why don't you... take
it back on your feet.
355
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:03,220
Why don't you stay with me?
356
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:04,840
Really?
357
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,560
Drew, you're so sweet.
358
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,220
Oh, you're just saying that to avoid
prison.
359
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:18,839
Now, listen, you're gonna go to your
car and get your
360
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,221
stuff, and I'm
gonna make us a great dinner, okay?
361
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,380
No, no, no.
362
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,540
You know what?
363
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,720
I'm gonna make you dinner.
364
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,820
You are helping me turn my life around.
365
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,120
It's the least I can do.
366
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,270
Cheese?
367
00:20:45,271 --> 00:20:46,271
Cheese?
368
00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:57,810
Then I'll kill him later.
369
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,610
Do we need any underwear?
370
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:07,110
Yeah, why don't you get a pound of boxers
and, uh, three pounds of briefs.
371
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:10,590
Hey, you want any CDs?
372
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,450
How about, uh, five pounds of rock?
373
00:21:13,550 --> 00:21:13,830
Okay.
374
00:21:13,831 --> 00:21:18,590
Three pounds of country and half a pound
of jazz.
375
00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:23,250
Hey, we haven't bought condoms in a long,
long time.
376
00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:24,510
Should we pick some up?
377
00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:25,770
Nah, we're still good.
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