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Hey, everybody.
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It's a woman.
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Have you heard?
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It's a woman!
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It's a woman!
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Not from where I'm standing.
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Shut your ham hole.
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I'm talking about the new store president.
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I just heard that Lord Mercer hired a
woman.
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Finally, somebody in management who won't
feel threatened by me.
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Good afternoon, everybody here.
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Good afternoon, Lord Mercer.
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Joy to the store, Lord Mercer has come.
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He has amazing hands.
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Thank you, Winnie.
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He has great hair.
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He has great hair.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Yes, music is a wonderful thing,
so please stop doing that to it.
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Now, come here, sweetheart.
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I'd like you all to meet my daughter,
Milan.
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Hi, everyone.
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Hi, I'm Drew Carey.
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Welcome to Cleveland.
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I noticed you don't have an English accent
like your father.
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Well, I went to boarding school in
Connecticut.
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And all girls' school.
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Don't talk to your father like that.
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He's rich.
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Your job's to smile and hold on till he's
dead.
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Hello, Milan.
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What a charming young girl you are.
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Those lovely eyes.
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Just like your father.
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Not that I'm attracted to your father.
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Not that your father isn't worthy of my
attraction.
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I mean, if he made the first move,
who knows what might happen?
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Carey, give him a kiss.
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Take the heat off me.
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Daddy, we've been here for, like,
an hour.
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Can we go now?
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It's my birthday, and he's got some big
surprise for me.
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Actually, Milan, this is your surprise
birthday present.
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Weddings.
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This store, and everything in it.
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A department store in Cleveland?
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Couldn't you find something uglier?
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Well, somebody needs a trip to Youngstown
for some perspective.
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Now, Milan, I'm only doing this to teach
you about responsibility.
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After all, you've been booted out of...
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Oxford, Yale, and the Suntan Institute at
the University of Daytona Beach.
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She's the new president.
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Yes.
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I see.
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Well, what an honor it will
be to have a leader unburdened
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by the twin
horrors of knowledge and experience.
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Well done.
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Thank you.
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Welcome to the store, sister.
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If you need anything, just call,
and I'll come running.
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Daddy, why is my birthday clown talking to
me like that?
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Look, Milan, I know this isn't exactly
what you wanted, so I'll give you a choice.
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Either you can run
this store, or you won't
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touch a penny of your
trust fund until you're 30.
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I hate you.
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I am going to be the worst president this
store has ever seen.
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And you know who else is going to hate
you?
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All these people.
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Because I am going to make their lives
miserable, too.
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Enjoy these years.
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You'll never have them again.
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Hang on to that sense of humor,
Carrie.
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You'll need it.
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I'm placing her in your charge.
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What?
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You mean you're promoting me above her?
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Good lord, no.
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She's still your boss.
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I'd just like you to guide her.
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You know, show her the ropes, sir.
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Give her some advice, that sort of thing.
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Oh, and by the way, if you fail, you'll
be out of that
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co-manager's office
and back in this shabby little cubicle.
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Good luck.
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All this energy calling me.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the crimson
lips go bleep and rock, bleep and rock.
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She's living in sin with a safe deep end.
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Go bleep and rock.
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What the hell was Milan?
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Look, I gotta get
down to that meeting with the union
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reps if she
shows up, what you just said right over.
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You really think a teenager can handle a
union negotiation?
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It beats me.
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I tried to teach her about this stuff
yesterday.
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I don't know how much of it sunk in.
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She's a real airhead, huh?
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No, we were at the mall and security
guards kept hassling me.
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Apparently, if someone like me follows
someone like her showing a bunch of photos.
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..
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I did some kind of profile.
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Is our new teen president still missing
there?
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Well, perhaps Archie's jalofy broke down.
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Hey, guys.
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Am I late?
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No, no, no.
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11.49.
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That's usually when America rolls up its
sleeves and gets down to business.
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Whatever.
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I think we should get down to the learning
dock, huh?
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I'll show you the way.
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I used to spend a lot of time down there
before I got married.
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Why?
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Big guys show an ass-crack.
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Sometimes I can't sleep at night just for
thinking about it.
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I
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don't have a new contract.
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Already shows disrespect.
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If this Mercer girl's in here in five
minutes, negotiations are off.
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Okay, fine.
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Five minutes.
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Hey!
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One of those new boomboxes.
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That's... lucky.
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We had a whole shipment of those stolen.
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We don't even know who took them.
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It's been a...
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Yeah, you're, uh... lucky, lucky guys.
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Sorry we're late.
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What a beat.
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Hey, Stan.
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Hey, boys.
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Hey, me.
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Easy now.
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Oh, I'm married.
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Well, shall we get down to business?
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Yes, let's.
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I can take it from here.
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So, I looked
over your contract proposal and, um,
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every item seems
doable except for items 17 through 20.
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Those would just be too expensive.
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All right, Gidget.
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Maybe... maybe there's some room to move on
17, but we're not budgeting on the others.
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You know, you may think that I look like
some dumb teenage girl, but I represent
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Mercer Industries, and I suggest that you
treat me with the same respect that you
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would treat my
father or any... Oh, my God, you're Tanyan!
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You're back from Spain!
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Oh, sorry.
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Everybody, I'd like you to meet the best
kisser in the world.
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What's up?
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I heard about you.
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Hi, I'm Drew.
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Uh, Nick, Stan, Joe, this is, uh,
D'Artagnan.
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I ain't gonna call you that.
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Pick something else.
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Maybe I should wait for you upstairs.
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No, no, no.
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I haven't seen you in two weeks.
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Sit down.
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So, um, let's just continue with the
negotiations.
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Fine.
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Let's start with item 18.
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Uh, the guys need a new break room.
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The one we have now is totally
unacceptable.
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Well, can you be more specific?
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Yeah, well, we need, uh...
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air conditioning.
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We need, uh, a new refrigerator and maybe
a TV with color.
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Yeah, I think you're finishing the movie.
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Ew!
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Uh, so, we're finishing it.
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It'd be great for those, uh...
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days when it's...
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hot.
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Sticky.
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Sticky.
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Sticky.
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Oh, air conditioning will be fine.
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Uh, D'Artagnan...
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It weakens our position when you have your
hands down his pants.
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No, it weakens my position as a negotiator
when you undercut my authority.
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I ache for you, baby.
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You're so unprofessional.
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I'm leaving.
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If you need me, I'll be outside sitting in
the snow.
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I couldn't believe it.
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She was... kissing his neck and rubbing
her hands all over his chest.
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Slowly working her way down to his arm.
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How old was this girl again?
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Nineteen.
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Tell us the story again, Uncle Drew.
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So, what happened with the rest of the
union negotiations?
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Well, her and her boyfriend got so hot and
bothered, they just...
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walked out in the middle of everything.
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Sorry about your problems with your rich,
beautiful boss, Drew.
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I've never written you a sympathy card
at drug-co if I
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hadn't spent the
day mopping up elephant after birth.
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That's disgusting.
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So typical.
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You want
your shampoo and your conditioner in
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one, but you don't
want to know how they do it.
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Uh, I got your message.
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I'm sorry about the negotiations,
but I mean, she's a young girl in love.
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Why are you calling me for help?
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Well, I was hoping you could help her get
her priorities straight.
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You know, you're a career woman yourself.
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You're doing really well.
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You could be a good role model for her.
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Really?
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You think?
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Don't forget to tell
her about that 20 years she
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spent drunk wedged
between a mattress and a stranger.
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Dave, you wanted to see me?
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Hi, Milan.
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These are my friends, Oswald, Lewis,
my brother Steve, this is Kate.
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This is everybody.
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This is Milan.
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Kate wanted to talk to you.
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She's an executive at the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame.
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That's cool.
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Yeah, let's go over here.
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So, uh, Milan, Drew tells me you're having
some problems focusing at work.
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Like me, you're a female executive in a
man's world, and it's very important to
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keep your professional life separate from
your personal life.
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I mean, I heard about
that meeting, and trust me,
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there's no
man worth tanking your career over.
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Don't forget.
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He's
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not just any man.
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I mean, I love him, and he loves me,
and we're gonna be together forever.
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Milan, you really believe that?
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You don't understand.
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I mean, he's so sweet and sensitive,
and he does this amazing thing with his
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eyes, and he stares
at you, and it just melts
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you, and there's nothing
you can do about it.
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You don't have to stop him, it burns a
rib.
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Okay, look, if
you focus on your job and you do really
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well, he's gonna
respect you even more than he does now.
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Wow.
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You're so old and wise.
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Like Yoda.
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Aren't you cute?
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That hurts.
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Yes, it does.
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Hey, uh, Milan, I was
just up on the second floor, and there's...
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there's nobody there.
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I know.
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I fired them all.
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What?
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Why?
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Well, because they were stuck up.
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I mean, I'm store president.
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People should come up to me and be like,
hi, Milan, or great shoes, Milan,
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or how's your boyfriend, Milan?
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And I'd say, oh, great.
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That's great.
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Thanks for asking, because Dortanian
dumped me.
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Oh, that's okay.
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You know, there's other... she dies with
goofy names out there.
262
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:03,101
No, no, none
of this would have ever happened if
263
00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:05,320
you didn't
make me talk to your stupid friend, Kate.
264
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,080
I'm sorry, Drew, but you've got to be
punished.
265
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:13,980
Wow.
266
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:16,100
Am I having a good day or a bad day?
267
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:29,830
So she busted you down to the loading
dock, huh, Carrie?
268
00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,790
If you have any questions, just let me
know.
269
00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:36,530
I got one.
270
00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:40,210
If you hear a rippet sound like Velcro and
you taste blood, is that bad?
271
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:46,950
Morning, Red.
272
00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:48,510
Dutch chopper, Fat Tony.
273
00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:53,370
Actually, it's Joe, Nick, Andy,
Larry.
274
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:54,946
Yes, does it really matter?
275
00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:55,970
Carrie.
276
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:58,470
You have to do something about Milan.
277
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:02,110
She's depressed about her boyfriend and
she's making horrible, horrible decisions.
278
00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:03,170
Oh, that's just great.
279
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,529
You know, Mercer's going to be checking up
on us tomorrow
280
00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:07,451
because he's
going to blame me for this whole mess.
281
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:11,030
We have to get her mind off this D
'Artagnan fellow.
282
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:12,690
And I have an idea.
283
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:17,230
All I need to do is get my hands on
another sexy young man.
284
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:20,810
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
285
00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:27,270
I said, I need to get my hands on a sexy
young man.
286
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,470
Oh, I see what you're doing.
287
00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:32,570
Mr. Wick.
288
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,430
This Mercer just called down for you.
289
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:39,811
It seems she's bored, so she'd like you and
her chauffeur to oil up an Indian wrestle.
290
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:44,270
Don't stand a chance.
291
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,390
He's an Indian.
292
00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:48,390
These days, she'll push me too far.
293
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,886
And when that happens, you know what I'm
going to do?
294
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:51,730
I'm going to weep.
295
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:52,890
Yes, that's right.
296
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:56,690
I'm going to curl up into the fetal
position and weep like a little baby.
297
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,990
Oh, yes, people won't know where to look.
298
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:01,830
It will be awkward.
299
00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,430
It'll be awkward as hell.
300
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:13,100
Oh, you poor thing.
301
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:16,120
Milan actually busted you down to the
loading dock.
302
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:16,780
You know what?
303
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,620
I'm going to go tell her it was all my
fault.
304
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,680
No, I got a better idea.
305
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:23,220
You go see D'Artagnan yourself,
tell him it was all your fault,
306
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:25,060
and then maybe he'll go back to Milan.
307
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,220
Good idea.
308
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,148
And if it makes you
feel any better, you
309
00:14:28,149 --> 00:14:30,300
look good
dressed up like a loading dock guy.
310
00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:33,400
Hey, check it out.
311
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,120
I'm wearing special underpants to make my
crack look bigger.
312
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,080
Enter, muse.
313
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,880
Hi, D'Artagnan.
314
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:51,720
I'm Kate O'Brien.
315
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:55,000
I'm a friend of Milan's, and I just wanted
to talk to you about her.
316
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,220
See, this is all my fault.
317
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,440
I told her not to focus on you so much.
318
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,680
Oh, well, thank you.
319
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,560
You see, I'm well rid of that child.
320
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,580
Now, I seek a woman.
321
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,060
Oh, yeah.
322
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,480
Well, you know, the thing is that... Did
you paint that?
323
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:13,720
Oh, guilty.
324
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,220
It's beautiful.
325
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,320
No, it's not.
326
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,933
It's obvious, it's easy,
it's dishonest, and the
327
00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:23,261
world would
be a better place without all of its lies.
328
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:25,840
Stop mocking me!
329
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,140
Look, I just think you're upset about
Milan.
330
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,640
I mean, she loves you.
331
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,040
You should go back to her.
332
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:34,640
No, no, no.
333
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,040
She belongs with somebody her own age,
and I...
334
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,760
I, too, belong with someone my own age.
335
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:41,720
Someone like you.
336
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,160
How old are you?
337
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,360
Twenty-eight.
338
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,680
You're good.
339
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,280
Yes.
340
00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,460
Yes, yes.
341
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:55,740
I must paint you.
342
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:58,100
I must paint you, Kate O'Brien.
343
00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:58,660
I'm painting you.
344
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,296
Look at you, you're so beautiful.
345
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,120
I must capture that beauty like a little
bird.
346
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,060
Wow, no one's ever wanted to paint me
before.
347
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,240
I mean, once I caught a landlord,
you know, snapping pictures of me in the
348
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:13,620
shower, but... I wasn't
nearly splattering.
349
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,420
Sit right here.
350
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:16,620
You know what?
351
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,440
I mean, I think I should go.
352
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,580
No, no, no, no, no.
353
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Please.
354
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,100
Stay.
355
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,600
Oh, my.
356
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,480
I've heard about that look.
357
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,756
No things any better in the loading,
Doctor?
358
00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,700
Yeah, I think I'm finally getting the hang
of it.
359
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:38,980
Really?
360
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,260
Hey, Drew, could you pass me those
pretzels?
361
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,600
Sure.
362
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,260
Wow, that just hurts.
363
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,640
That's his penis in the zipper face.
364
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,460
Everybody, raise your hands if you're
proud of America.
365
00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:16,850
Hey, guys.
366
00:17:16,851 --> 00:17:17,851
Hey.
367
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,511
How'd you talk with our canyon go?
368
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:21,890
I'm sorry, Drew.
369
00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:23,190
It just happened.
370
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:25,190
He said he was never going back to Milan.
371
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,730
He painted my portrait, and then he gave
me that look of his.
372
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,830
Anyway, we ended up naked in a bathtub,
and I thought, how refreshing.
373
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,670
A guy who just wants to wash me.
374
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:36,610
But it didn't end there.
375
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:38,370
Bastard.
376
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:39,950
I followed for that one, too.
377
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:43,670
Damn it, Kate.
378
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:46,610
If he doesn't get back with Milan,
I'll never get off the loading dock.
379
00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,030
Why'd you do it, Kate?
380
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:58,520
Hey, guys.
381
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,560
Hey, it's... Look, it's Milan.
382
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:02,340
I see her, Drew.
383
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,860
So, don't worry, Kate.
384
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,700
I'm not mad about your stupid advice.
385
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,100
And I'm not mad at you either,
Drew.
386
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,140
I'm promoting you back to co-manager
again.
387
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,400
Oh, that's great.
388
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:14,980
Oh, that's great.
389
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,000
This is the clack, clack, clack part of
the
390
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:19,301
roller coaster right
before the screaming starts.
391
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:20,720
Yeah.
392
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:25,460
I was thinking, you know, D'Artagnan and I
had something really special, and it's
393
00:18:25,461 --> 00:18:28,600
only a matter of time before he realizes
that and comes back to me.
394
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:29,400
Shut up.
395
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:30,676
Care to make a wager on that?
396
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:31,820
Let's say a million dollars.
397
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:40,580
Milan, you are so young, and there are so
many guys out there, and you're so pretty.
398
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,840
I'm just saying, don't put all your eggs
in one bathtub.
399
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:48,440
Bathtub?
400
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Do I see bathtub?
401
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:50,460
Oh, no.
402
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,420
I meant don't put all your sex in one
basket.
403
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,960
Oh, that's me.
404
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,440
Hello?
405
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,240
It's D'Artagnan.
406
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,880
Hi.
407
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:10,130
What?
408
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:11,646
I've been calling you all day.
409
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:13,270
What took you so long to call me back?
410
00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:16,990
You did what?
411
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,030
With whom?
412
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,010
You!
413
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,710
Go to hell, D'Artagnan!
414
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,010
Well, I hope you're all happy.
415
00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:36,190
You people have ruined my life!
416
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,240
I'm really sorry, Drew.
417
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,520
Would it help if I talked to Lord Mercer?
418
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,940
My instincts say no.
419
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:54,780
Hey, have you seen Milan?
420
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,500
She was supposed to be here an hour ago.
421
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,300
Haven't seen her.
422
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,460
Have you tried the Junior Bitch
Department?
423
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,240
How is her father's gonna be here any
minute?
424
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,200
She's not at home.
425
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:04,780
She's not at work.
426
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:05,560
Where the hell is she?
427
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,040
Let me give you some advice.
428
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,420
You're ugly.
429
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,180
That's... that's not advice.
430
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,100
I know, but you would have tuned me out if
I started with here comes an insult.
431
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:20,820
Hello, Gary.
432
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:21,860
How goes the stall?
433
00:20:21,861 --> 00:20:23,180
Oh, fantastic.
434
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:24,500
I love your daughter.
435
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:25,340
She's great.
436
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:25,840
She's wonderful.
437
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:26,660
Yes.
438
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,120
If I were sure she was mine, I'd be
flattered.
439
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:30,940
Where is she?
440
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,280
She's, uh... She's...
Oh, my God!
441
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:37,760
Oh!
442
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,120
Oh, my God!
443
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,740
She's in the ladies' room!
444
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,920
Just... just sit tight and don't look
down!
445
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,100
Good advice, Gary.
446
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,260
Well, all we're asking is that you teach
us the look.
447
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:56,540
Yeah.
448
00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:57,780
Just go like this.
449
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,720
Hello, ladies.
450
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:24,520
I don't know why, guys, but these beers
are on me.
451
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,880
Oh, thanks.
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