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Hey, guys.
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Check it out.
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Got a brand-new way of getting a job,
a video resume.
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Well, why do you have a video resume?
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Why don't you just use a regular paper
one?
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I tried that, but I only had one regular
job.
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It said Winford Louder, 1983 to 2001.
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Looks like a headstone.
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So, guess who we picked to shoot the
resume?
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After watching
all those videos at the Rockman Hall of
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Fame, I've developed an instinctive feel
for what works.
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An artist's eye, if you will.
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It was her camera.
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Anyway, we sent this baby out to every
corporation in Ohio.
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Good for you, bro.
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Yeah.
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I decided to go for it.
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For now on, I'm going to do whatever it
takes to get whatever I want.
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Here.
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Check it out.
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He's the big man you want on top.
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But is he ready to tackle the job?
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Damn right he is.
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He's yours 24-7 because he's got no wife,
no kids, no exercise regimen.
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Not only is he a hard worker, he's good
with people.
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You can't say carry without care.
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Huh?
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What do you think?
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Well, I liked it till you killed the baby
in the end.
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I caught him.
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It was a fumble that took 10 years off my
life, but I caught him.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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It's Proctor and Cammie.
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Wow.
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Yeah, really?
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Like the video?
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Well, great.
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Yeah, why would I need special furniture?
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No, I was at the camera angle.
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I'm all under eight feet tall.
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Great.
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Thank you very much.
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Okay, see you then.
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It worked.
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I got a dinner
appointment tomorrow night with Proctor
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and Gamble for
regional vice president of marketing.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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It's Citi Pang.
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From New York City.
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Oh, that's awfully nice of you.
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Thank you very much.
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Yes.
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All right, bye.
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They said if I wire him $300, I'm not
gonna cancel my credit card.
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Hey, you're early.
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Mr. Wick's not ready for you.
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Still the garbage.
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Oh, Wick offended
the head of the janitor's
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union, so
nobody's picked it up for two weeks.
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Good thing you're here.
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I mean, you know, keep the rat population
under control.
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I wish there were rats.
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They all died last week on the same day.
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That can't be good.
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Is that my replacement?
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Yeah.
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See if you can figure out where Wick found
her.
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Oh, Tawny.
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Can you bring me the Newsom file?
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So, she's a stripper.
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Doesn't mean she can't do the job.
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Hello, Kelly.
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Glad you could drop by.
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I have a business proposition for you.
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Come back or I'll kill myself,
intrigued.
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I'm sorry, sir, but I already have an
interview tonight with Proctor and Gamble.
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Ah.
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Then my offer of your old job
back and... 700 free hours of AOL.
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You know, nine of those just fell out of
my TV guide today.
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All right, let's stop messing around.
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You always did good work here,
and you deserve to be rewarded.
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How would you like to be co-manager of
Winfrey Loud?
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Really?
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Run the store with you.
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You know, a couple months ago, I would
have jumped at that, but not anymore.
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I can do better.
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Well, that's it, Ted.
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I'll get fired.
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I'm ruined.
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I'll go back to England to lose her.
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Silly boy.
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No son of mine could ever be a loser.
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Gary, this is my mommy, Maggie Wick.
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Nice to meet you.
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What a handsome woman you are.
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Thank you.
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Nigel has told me so much about you.
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But you don't look like a girl.
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May I return the compliment?
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You must be the one who married my sweet
Nigel so that you could stay in the country.
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Yeah, it's kind of creepy, isn't it?
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Oh, look what I'm talking to.
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Whoa.
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Who says the menopause hit her hard and
then dragged her for 50 yards?
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And who did this to your face,
dear soccer hoodlums of the skiddies?
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Oh, yeah, that's such a funny joke.
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Why don't we go outside and tell a few
more like that?
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We'll take the stairs, you first.
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Honey, what are you doing here?
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I knew you were in
trouble the moment I heard
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your
morbid little voice on the telephone.
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You never could hide anything from your
glamorous molecules.
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Have you had to have sex with either
a hammerhead shark or... Hammerhead shark.
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I'm sorry to interrupt.
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I have to be going.
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I'm, uh, see about my other job.
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I'm sorry I can't help you, Mr. Wick.
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Mrs. Wick, it was nice meeting you.
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My, the hair on your knuckles is so soft.
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Darling boy, tell Mavicans what's
bothering you.
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Well, I can't run the store myself,
and Drew won't help me, and I don't know
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what I'm going to do, and I really
haven't.
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What would your dear father say if we knew
who he was?
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I mean, if he were you.
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I'm sorry, I'm just at the end of my rope.
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Oh, there, there, there.
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Mavicans will take care of everything for
her sweet little boy.
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First, let's tidy you up a bit,
shall we?
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Fourth, good.
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Chewing tobacco.
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It smells like her.
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Hey, Drew.
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Yeah?
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Hey, before you head out on your
interview, can we borrow your laptop?
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Uh, yeah, sure, what for?
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Well, we need it for editing.
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You got so lucky
with your video resume, we're going
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to make a commercial about ourselves
to get women.
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Yeah.
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Uh, yeah, look, hey,
don't take this the wrong way, but more
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information about you
guys may not be the key to success.
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This'll work, okay?
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We're going to show it on the TV down at
the war sauce.
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All the women there know that we're
respectable homeowners.
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Then they'll have to date us.
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Kate's going to direct it, and I'm going
to narrate it.
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How's this sound?
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From the director of the Drew Carey
resume, and
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a homemade
sex video she thought she'd erased.
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Lewis and Oswald are... done in 60
seconds.
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Thanks for the computer.
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Good luck on your interview.
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Oh, by the way, Kate, I'm willing to do
nudity if it advances the story.
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What do you guys want now?
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Good evening, Mr. Carey.
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My, don't you look dashing.
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You rogue, you... Oh, I spy a little spot
of lint just here.
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Mrs. Wick, what are you doing here?
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Wine, darling.
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I thought you might like a little drinky
to calm you down before your job interview.
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Remember, wine isn't the only thing that
improves with age.
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Oh, what a shame.
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I just quit drinking a couple minutes ago.
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I want to talk to you about coming back to
the shop to help my dear Nigel.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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There's nothing I can do.
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I have my mind made up.
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I'm going to go after this other job.
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I see.
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Darling, you can't make a proper
impression with your tie or a skew.
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I'll change your mind, dear.
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I've changed a lot of men's minds in my
time.
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Really?
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Was one of adult and John?
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No, we're both adults here.
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Let's settle down and have a reasonable
discussion, shall we?
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No!
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That's an 11-hour shirt!
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Yes, stop!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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I forbid it!
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My Nigel needs you!
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You cannot go to that job interview!
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Don't hear what you're saying.
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I'm going to get it.
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Oh, my God!
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My husband's cheating on me with my mommy!
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What?
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Oh, Matt, it's so much a thing!
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I'd better go comfort him.
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So, you naughty boy, let's make this a
quick one, shall we?
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If you can find it, you can have it.
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Allow me.
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Trash, white trash, white trash,
trash.
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Bend over.
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I want to see if I shove this in far
enough if I can blow your glasses off.
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Maybe later.
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I'm here to see Wick.
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Have you seen him around?
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Nope.
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He didn't come in today.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you'd be working at Proctor &
Gamble by now.
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It was a half-hour late, so the guy wasn't
there.
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They gave you a job to somebody else.
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Curry!
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Good morning, Mr. Stansfield.
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I don't know if I ever
mentioned this to you or not, but I've
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always thought you
were the most attractive man on the board.
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Curry, I'm glad you're here.
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I've been trying to reach him.
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Me, sir, why?
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Wick has been screwing up ever since you
left here.
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He hasn't even shown up in the past two
days.
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Really?
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That's weird.
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I haven't been able to get ahold of him
either.
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It doesn't matter.
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We need you, Curry.
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How would you like to be manager of
Winford Louder?
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Manager?
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Boy, I really appreciate it.
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I feel uncomfortable taking the job under
these circumstances.
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Well, if it's not you, it's gonna be
somebody else.
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Yes or no?
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It's your decision.
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Wow.
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Just think.
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All this can be mine.
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Hey, there's some cuties.
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Roll the tape, Tim.
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Now, I don't care if you're rich and
handsome.
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If you don't own a house, get out.
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Where does a girl have to go to find a guy
with a house?
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The bar of the Warsaw.
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Right below the television.
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Built by clowns and decorated by gays.
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Imagine yourself here.
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I'm going over to the bar.
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How about you?
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Louis and Oswald make no guarantees and are
not responsible for lost or stolen items.
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Please, no fatties, no liners, no prudes,
no baldies, no virgins, no she-nails.
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Oh, man.
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I can't believe that.
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We build a house, we make a commercial.
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You think it's us?
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Yeah.
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Obviously, this bar
is full of fatties, winers,
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prudes, baldies,
virgins, and she-nails.
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Hello, Bucky!
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How much alcohol could I purchase with
this?
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It's only thirty-nine cents.
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All right.
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I also have a ketchup packet and a
citation for public urination.
259
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Yeah, all right.
260
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:55,420
Oh, my God, Mr. Wick, you're drunk.
261
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,120
Yes.
262
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:01,380
Well, Mr. Wick, what happened?
263
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,860
You've been sober for three years.
264
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:08,280
Well, I'm allowed special dispensation on
Sunday.
265
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:16,820
Christmas Day, New Year's Day,
and Drew pounding it to my Mother's Day.
266
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,980
That must be an English holiday.
267
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,040
Wait a minute.
268
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,500
You're telling us that Drew had sex with
your mom?
269
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,460
I saw it with my own eyes.
270
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,500
That's not all.
271
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:42,920
After he'd given my mom the old twig and
berries, he stole my bloody job.
272
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:43,760
All right.
273
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:44,240
Come on.
274
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:45,500
You're drunk.
275
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,380
You're babbling.
276
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,740
Let's get you a rehab.
277
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,400
Everything will be just fine.
278
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:49,800
Wait!
279
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:50,600
Wait!
280
00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,180
Wait!
281
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,360
Drew loves you, right?
282
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,800
The best revenge we could have is for you
and me to do it right here.
283
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,220
You're not looking your best tonight,
but that's all right.
284
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,480
I'm willing.
285
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,460
Come on, Mr. Wick.
286
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,400
Hey, hey, what's the rush?
287
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,520
Let's stay here and think about this for a
while.
288
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,320
We're gonna take you to rehab now.
289
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,140
All right, all right, but I have to go to
the men's room.
290
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,460
I haven't relieved myself since...
291
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,460
9.32 this morning.
292
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,580
Man, I have never seen him this bad.
293
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:31,300
I mean, he thinks that Drew stole his job
and slept with his mom.
294
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:32,840
Hey, everybody.
295
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,100
Guess who's the new manager at Winford
Louder?
296
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:36,780
Isn't that Mr. Wick's job?
297
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,120
Not anymore.
298
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:41,780
Hey, Drew, have you seen Mr. Wick's mom
lately?
299
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,380
Yeah, I saw her the other day.
300
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,160
Man, what a wrestling match that was.
301
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:50,620
It's true.
302
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,200
Poor Mr. Wick.
303
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,267
You know, the guy's
in the bathroom right now
304
00:15:54,268 --> 00:15:56,320
probably puking his
guts out because of you.
305
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:56,960
Is he really?
306
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,520
I've been looking all over for him.
307
00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,300
Let me go talk to him.
308
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:00,460
Oh, man.
309
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:03,101
Must have pulled something when he rolled
over on his mom.
310
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,340
Oh, my God.
311
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,840
Well, he did say he'd do whatever it took
to get ahead.
312
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,780
But making Wick crazy by having sex with
his mom?
313
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,886
Yeah, I mean, if you're
gonna have sex with
314
00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:17,641
anybody's
mom, it really should be Oswald's mom.
315
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,940
Hey, you're talking about my mom.
316
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,876
Come on, you don't think your mom is hot?
317
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:23,520
Of course she's hot.
318
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:24,620
She's super hot.
319
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,000
Could somebody please say something?
320
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:40,700
Hey, I think if you're not out the window,
I'm gonna try to see if I can find him.
321
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,080
Who knows what he might be up to.
322
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:44,640
Huh.
323
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:45,480
I can't believe it.
324
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:48,500
Our best friend is a ruthless bastard who
has no respect for other people.
325
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:49,501
Wow.
326
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,320
Do you think he still respects us?
327
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,500
Sure.
328
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,320
Except for you, mother-lubber.
329
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,320
Can-a-ba-tree-ow!
330
00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:04,820
Can-a-ba-tree-ow!
331
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,100
Ah, for the pain!
332
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,240
I'm trying to kill you.
333
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,680
Help me up.
334
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,620
Please, are you drunk?
335
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,800
Yes.
336
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,520
And let me tell you another thing.
337
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,500
Even though
you impregnated my mother and made
338
00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:33,241
me your brother, I
will never call you father.
339
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,560
Now!
340
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:37,320
This might be hard to believe, but
your mother came on to me, okay?
341
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,180
Nothing happened.
342
00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:39,740
Oh, please.
343
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:41,980
Come on.
344
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,620
You know me, you know your mother,
you know she is.
345
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:45,980
Want to do something like that?
346
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,060
Well, it is kind of hard to believe.
347
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:50,820
Hello.
348
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,360
I hate to think of mother that way.
349
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,340
Then, you know, then they fired me and
everything.
350
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,240
God, it's just too much.
351
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,360
Come on, you weren't doing the job anyway
and you were hurting a lot of people.
352
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,600
I know.
353
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,160
Can't you miss it as much as I do?
354
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,720
Look, I'll tell you what.
355
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,060
I'll take you to rehab.
356
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,180
I can take you tonight.
357
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:20,880
And I promise I'll do my best to get your
job back at the store, okay?
358
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:22,460
As manager?
359
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,180
No, no.
360
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,560
Something you can handle.
361
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,020
All right.
362
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:32,420
Do me a favor.
363
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,180
Don't judge my mother too harshly.
364
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:37,520
She wasn't always a tramp, you know.
365
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:42,300
She used to dance topless in a cage.
366
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:46,000
That's how you should remember her,
sir.
367
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,720
Hey, Drew, did you look to the board?
368
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:52,840
What did they say?
369
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:53,580
I'm sorry.
370
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,836
They won't give you your job back.
371
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:57,301
They're, uh...
They're concerned about your drinking.
372
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:58,740
That's crazy.
373
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,096
They shouldn't be concerned about my
drinking.
374
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,280
It's the one thing I do well.
375
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,840
Congratulations, lovey.
376
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:07,260
Lovey!
377
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,740
I just had a little chat with Mr.
Stansfield here.
378
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,760
And he's agreed to give you a job at this
floor again.
379
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:15,900
Really?
380
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:16,700
What could you have told him?
381
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,680
I practically got down to my hands and
needed...
382
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,800
Carrie, I thought it over.
383
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,401
And with you and Mr. Wick
as... Co-managers?
384
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,640
Co-managers.
385
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:31,800
You make a fine team.
386
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:33,180
Are you kidding me?
387
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:34,400
You can't do this job.
388
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,840
He practically ruined the place.
389
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,240
A deal is a deal, Mr. Carrie.
390
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,000
You cannot take this job away from my
Nigel.
391
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,500
Uh, wait a minute, Mommy.
392
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:41,700
What?
393
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,060
Well, I learned it by AA meetings.
394
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,120
I have to take responsibility for my own
life.
395
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,260
Carrie, this is your decision.
396
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,440
You must do what you think is right.
397
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,000
Hey, why do you have to turn into a human
being now?
398
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,897
I suppose I'd
better give him his job back, otherwise
399
00:20:00,898 --> 00:20:03,560
you'll just show
up at my house dressed in God knows what.
400
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,960
Perhaps something of yours, dear.
401
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,980
I've been told I look quite fetching in a
man's shirt.
402
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,800
Yeah, I can see you fetching.
403
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:18,780
I'll tell you what.
404
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,460
He can be co-manager, but I can't finally
say so on all the decisions.
405
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,620
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
406
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:26,600
I can change.
407
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,460
I promise I can't.
408
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,560
You can count on me.
409
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,760
There's a belch, not an evil laugh.
410
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,720
You are a good man, Drew Carey.
411
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,760
You've just saved my son's life.
412
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,520
Can I buy you a beer?
413
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:42,860
Yeah, sure, why not.
414
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,412
Hey, you
know, maybe after, uh, you can help
415
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,661
me get my refrigerator
out of my basement.
416
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:55,700
This is an old family recipe to thank you
for helping my adorable Nigel.
417
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:56,940
Oh, looks great.
418
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,680
Oh, I got lemon juice in my eyes.
419
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:04,340
It's okay, I know, but I look...
420
00:21:04,341 --> 00:21:07,480
Yeah, I can't believe he thought Drew was
such a jerk.
421
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:10,600
Yeah.
422
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:13,482
I mean, if he was so ruthless,
then he never would have hired Mr.
423
00:21:13,483 --> 00:21:14,220
Wick back, right?
424
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,760
Yeah, and then thinking you would jump
Wick's mom.
425
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,960
We must have been nuts.
426
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:20,640
Oh!
427
00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:22,260
Oh!
428
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:22,420
Oh!
429
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,020
Hold still up and down in a minute.
430
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,620
Oh, it hurts my eyes!
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