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Hey, Drew.
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We know you're kind of feeling bad about
the breakup of your two marriages.
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Yeah, so we decided to do something to
cheer you up.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I'm not really in the mood for pedicure
right now.
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This is better.
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We've upgraded our regular friendship
services to our new, very special,
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very new, friendship platinum.
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That's right.
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It includes sincere hugs...
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and appreciative laughter at your worst
jokes.
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You're talking about it.
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I tell them good jokes.
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Damn right you do.
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Oh, man, is that tooth still bothering
you?
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You should really have that look back.
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Hey, I know the straight dentist you can
go to.
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His gloves are cherry flavored, and his
waiting room is filled with old used porn.
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That's crazy.
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I'm not going to a porno dentist.
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I've got a coop up.
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Hey, we're building a house.
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We can't afford to waste money on teeth.
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Hey, what's with all the college catalogs,
Drew?
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Well, now that I don't have Kate and Nicky
anymore, I forgot to take some classes.
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Yeah, I want to do something meaningful
with my time instead of just wasting it.
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Good evening, everybody.
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I'm Professor Henderson.
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Good evening, Professor Henderson.
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All
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this energy calling me Back where it...
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It's such a crude attitude It's back where
it belongs All the little chicks with the
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crimson lips go
bleep blend rocks Bleep blend rocks
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Living in sin
where the safety fits Bleep blend rocks
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Hey, how about Mr. Wick?
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You didn't get fired, did he?
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Nah, the store's been sold again and the
new owner's taken over Wick's office so
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he's sticking him out here with everybody
else.
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Wick doesn't stand a chance.
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Take a shank in the yard the first day.
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I've got kisses from all my friends!
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Please, do you think
that's going to turn
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everybody around after the way you
treated them?
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Who do you love?
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Wick!
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Wick!
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Wick!
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Wick!
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Wick!
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You big fat suckers!
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No, no, look!
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Big fat suckers!
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I'm a big fat sucker!
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Hey, let's check the internet and see what
it says about our new owner.
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Not interested, Gary?
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No.
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My work isn't my whole world anymore.
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I don't want to end up some sad pathetic
loser whose work is his whole life.
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Isn't that right, Terry?
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Yes, it is, daddy.
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Okay, here's the scoop on the new boss.
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Roger Newsom, self-made millionaire.
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He's got a zoo in his backyard.
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Oh, he likes to watch his employees huddle
around a computer as they read about him
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so he can make a dramatic entrance from
behind a cubicle wall.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Hello, everybody!
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Oh, yeah!
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Wasn't that fun?
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I love having fun at work.
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Actually, I can have fun anywhere because
I'm rich.
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Mr. Newsom, welcome to Winford Louder.
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I'm Nigel Wick.
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Here's the keys to my office.
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I'm European, so the pressure on the B-Day
is set extremely high.
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Actually, I would rather be out here with
the workers, but if you really want to
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lock yourself away
in your ivory... You heard it!
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The office is mine!
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Happy B-Day to me!
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Happy B-Day to me!
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Happy B-Day dear Nigel!
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Hi, Mr. Newsom.
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I'm Drew Carey.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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You sure you don't want your own private
office?
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No, no, no.
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I'm comfortable right here in a cubicle.
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It's where
I spent the first 15 years of my career
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as the assistant
human resources director of Penny's.
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Wow!
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That's not just like my life.
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Hey, did you ever eat a whole pie in a
shed?
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What boy didn't?
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I wouldn't get too close to this one,
sir.
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Oh, look!
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I've uncovered a very disturbing hobby.
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Is this yours, Drew?
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Yeah, it's just a hobby.
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I mean, I always
wanted to do something to make people
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happy, so
it was either ventriloquism or stripping.
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What'd that tell you?
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He's a loser.
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Did she just call us losers?
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I don't believe it.
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You're into computers?
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You like ventriloquism?
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Wow, if you had cookie dough in your
briefcase, I'd have to ask you to marry me.
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That's great.
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You know, I'm
telling you, if there's anything you need
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to get settled
in here, you just let me know, okay?
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You know,
actually, Drew, every Halloween, I throw a
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charity event
to raise money for the Children's Hospital.
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Now, this year, you don't got my hands
full with this place.
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So I would take it as
a personal favor if you
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would come up
with some fundraising ideas for me.
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Maybe we can have, uh, you know,
a haunted house.
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Ha ha ha!
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Well, that's the lamest idea!
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I love it.
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I love it!
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Oh, I love that!
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And you are?
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Oh, Mimi Bobette Carey.
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I'm manager of the Winford Loud or Woman's
Store.
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Oh, good.
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I want to talk to you.
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Oh!
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You know, that store is losing money.
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And if you don't turn it around, I'm going
to have to make some changes in management.
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And on a personal note, could you leave
some makeup for the store to sell?
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You know, I like the way you think,
Drew.
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As a matter of fact, I would like to hear
a lot more of your ideas.
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So, have you thought about where we can
get a house?
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Me for you, mister?
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No, for the haunted house!
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I'll glue you back.
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I'm looking for the International Council
of Dental Hygiene.
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I have a coupon?
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Yes, this is it.
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Please, come in, come in, come in.
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Dr. Crich.
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Oh.
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Why are you on a boat?
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Oh, well, um, I have a dental degree from
Russia, but I don't have working papers in
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America yet, so until I do, I have to
practice in Canadian waters.
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Have a seat.
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Oh, thank you.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm really going to go through with this?
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Hey, this thing's killing me, all right?
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Besides, don't judge a book by its cover,
huh?
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Did we run out of that restaurant when
that rat had its babies in the salad bar?
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Right.
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We went and had one of the best meals of
our lives, huh?
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And we got a pet, huh?
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All right, Doc, strap me in.
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Okay.
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It's time we set sail on Lake Erie.
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Okay.
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For a man very still.
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For another can.
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Can I open a beak?
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Oh.
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Let's see if it went down to mouth.
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Don't worry.
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We can take wisdom tooth through forehead.
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We wait for calm.
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Then... Stay!
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Strange.
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It meant through cheek into tongue.
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You would be screaming really loud now for
a not paralyzed voice box.
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Okay.
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Third time is charged.
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Lake is a little choppy today.
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Too dangerous to use needle.
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I will vaporize tooth with homemade laser
beam.
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Is
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there anything else to read while I wait?
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Lass!
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Lass!
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I give you lass!
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Thanks, Doc.
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You will like laser beam.
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It is very safe, plus makes pretty life.
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Oh, no, that's all right.
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It will be stiff walking for a couple of
days.
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All right.
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Now this...
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laser beam.
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Very dangerous.
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On the three, we both close ice.
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Hey, guys.
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How you doing?
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Hey, great costume, Lewis.
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Oh, it's not a costume.
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The dentist screwed up so he won't
be able to walk,
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talk or see
normally for the next couple of days.
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Here's something to make you feel better.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen.
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Anyway, thanks for helping up with the
house.
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What are you gonna come as tonight,
house?
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I'm gonna come as a zombie, but Lewis
can't make up his mind.
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What do you think?
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I think this would be, um...
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Groucho Marx?
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Or do you think he should come as...
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Cher?
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Uh,
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hey, I have an idea, and you only have to
use a costume.
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Why don't you just come as Frankenstein?
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True.
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The place looks great.
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Thanks.
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You know, Mr. Newsom's the one we really
have to impress.
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He's gonna be here any minute.
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What are you dressed as?
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Uh, Florida tourist.
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Hey, Kate.
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Hi.
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How you doing?
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I wasn't gonna come to your party after
the way you screwed me over.
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But it is for charity, and I did think up
the perfect costume.
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Guess who I am?
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Kate.
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Kate O'Brien.
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Yep.
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Hey, hey.
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She came to my party.
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Yeah, they rented
out the zombie costume they promised
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me, so I yelled at them
until they gave me this.
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See?
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It's the last mushroom they had.
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I even tricked them into giving me a
discount.
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For once, I'm thinking with this.
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Oh,
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hey, good for you, Louis.
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You decided to come as Frankenstein after
all.
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No, no, no.
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This is Don Johnson from Miami Vice.
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See the rolled up sleeves?
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Oh, for crying out loud, Louis,
you're Frankenstein.
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Thanks a lot, Drew.
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Now I have to go out into the night and
find him.
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Hey, Mr. Newsom.
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Great costume.
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Turtle, huh?
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Scariest animal that carries his house on
his back.
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You know, I think it's almost impossible
to kiss my ass through a show,
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but by golly, I think you found a way.
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No, no, seriously, Drew, I am so proud of
you.
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You have done a wonderful job here
tonight.
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As a matter of fact, you've done a great
job in everything.
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Tomorrow, I am telling the board to
implement your health plan.
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As a matter of fact, all of your plans.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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And you know what else I'm going to tell
them?
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I'm going to tell them that I want you to
take over managing the store for Mr.
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Bidet.
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I mean, Mr. Wick.
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That... that is the nicest thing that
anyone's ever done for me.
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Sorry, I got a little sad in my happy.
263
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:37,340
You know, we're going to be a great team
running that store.
264
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,960
Now, I would like to see the rest of your
haunted house.
265
00:14:39,961 --> 00:14:41,340
Oh, you're going to love it.
266
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,296
I've got all kinds of surprises all over
the place.
267
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,320
Come on, I'll show you.
268
00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:55,690
Sir?
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00:14:58,350 --> 00:14:59,350
Sir?
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00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,810
Oh, my God, no.
271
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,610
Drew, we've got big problems.
272
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:11,270
Yeah, I know.
273
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,650
I'm beginning to think this isn't a
mushroom costume.
274
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:21,350
Sir, I'm sorry.
275
00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:22,850
I did everything we could for him.
276
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:24,446
There's a number at the corner.
277
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They'll come pick up the body.
278
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:26,730
Thanks.
279
00:15:27,870 --> 00:15:29,610
I can't believe he was such a nice guy.
280
00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,450
If this were a scary
movie, this would be the
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00:15:33,451 --> 00:15:35,991
part where
he comes back alive and kills us all.
282
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:38,850
Let's get the hell out of here.
283
00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:48,430
I cannot believe that you guys are afraid
of a dead body.
284
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:49,410
Ah!
285
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:50,590
He's trying to kill me!
286
00:15:55,550 --> 00:15:56,550
I can't believe it.
287
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:58,311
You know, he
was the only owner that went for a lot
288
00:15:58,312 --> 00:16:00,371
of overhead,
who ever gave a damn about the place.
289
00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:01,230
You know, it makes it worse.
290
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:04,650
Right before he died, he said he was going
to promote me to manage the store.
291
00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:06,230
Ah, that's some responsibility.
292
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,690
Fulfilling a final request.
293
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:08,190
Yeah.
294
00:16:08,670 --> 00:16:11,250
That's why I don't let anybody dying tell
me nothing.
295
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:18,290
I remember when my grandmother was on her
deathbed, she whispered, Come here, honey.
296
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,950
I took three steps back and said,
No way, nana.
297
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:25,650
No one's going to believe me anyway.
298
00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:27,310
I mean, nobody heard him promote me.
299
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:30,030
They're going to think I've just made the
whole thing up.
300
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:33,330
Too bad Mr. Newsom couldn't have hung on
until that board meeting tomorrow.
301
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:34,110
Yeah.
302
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,930
Then he could have told everybody what he
wanted himself.
303
00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:39,590
Maybe.
304
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,810
He still cares.
305
00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,370
Oh, no, guys, this is kind of creepy.
306
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:52,810
Oh, come on, Drew.
307
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:55,130
Remember your boss's last words?
308
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,210
Take care of the store for me.
309
00:16:57,730 --> 00:16:58,730
Yeah, I guess.
310
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:00,210
Okay.
311
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,790
Let's
312
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,760
see, he did a really good job at drug-co.
313
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,556
He almost looks like he's still alive.
314
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,580
Yeah, definitely.
315
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,860
We may really get a tie if I took the
carpool away.
316
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,400
Is your tongue still numb from the
dentist?
317
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,320
Oh, no, the teeth.
318
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,680
See, the teeth don't look like the teeth.
319
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,920
No, the teeth's fine.
320
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
Good luck, Drew.
321
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,249
And remember, if you
start off with a joke,
322
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:42,161
people forget you have
a dead guy on your lap.
323
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,280
No, no, no lights!
324
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,020
It hurts his eyes.
325
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,420
Throw out the lights.
326
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:49,820
Throw out the lights.
327
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,436
Everybody sit at the end of the table.
328
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,460
He has a bad call.
329
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,940
He doesn't want anybody catching it.
330
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,340
Hello, Mr. Newsom.
331
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,300
Can I?
332
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:02,580
Well, nobody else is gonna say it,
I will.
333
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,840
Why are you sitting on Carrie's lap?
334
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:06,860
Uh-huh.
335
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:07,480
Okay, I'll...
336
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:10,680
I'm gonna do a lot of talking for Mr. Newsom
today, because he has a terrible call.
337
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,280
Get to the lap.
338
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,820
Why is he sitting on your lap?
339
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,860
Well, he has the chills, and he's sitting
on my lap to keep warm.
340
00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:22,780
You know, in Amsterdam, this is quite
common.
341
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:25,600
I agree.
342
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,800
Let's get down to business.
343
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,740
Thank you, everybody.
344
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:31,381
I'm gonna keep this short, because I can't
talk very long.
345
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,060
No doubt, you're officially fired as
manager at a loan store.
346
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:36,720
What?
347
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,980
Newsom, you're gonna pay for this.
348
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,080
Who could run that store as good as me?
349
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,420
I don't know.
350
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,620
How about a nookie?
351
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,480
You said monkey.
352
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,360
M's are hard to say when you have a call.
353
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,480
Thank you, Drew.
354
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,080
I now would like to talk about instituting
a new health plan.
355
00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:57,740
What did he say?
356
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:58,340
I don't know.
357
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,840
I thought he said toot, toot, toot.
358
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:00,940
I want a healthy clown.
359
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,120
Here, here.
360
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,420
Yeah, a healthy clown.
361
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,170
He said health plan.
362
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,950
He wants to do an employee health plan.
363
00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:13,290
All the paperwork is right here.
364
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:17,070
I would now like to discuss the leadership
of the store.
365
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,190
Ah, now, I heard that.
366
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:19,470
The leadership of the store.
367
00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:20,890
Ah, good.
368
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,410
Ah, disconcerned you, Drew.
369
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:23,730
Me, sir?
370
00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:24,810
Me, sir.
371
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:25,510
Me, sir.
372
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,030
Quit talking like a nookie.
373
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:28,650
Ah, I heard that time.
374
00:19:28,910 --> 00:19:29,910
Bucky.
375
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,310
I will now drink a glass of water while
Mr. Newsom speaks.
376
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,140
I wouldn't like a group card.
377
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,220
Oh,
378
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:52,950
my God, he's stone cold.
379
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:55,150
Wait, one more thing to say about Drew
Carey.
380
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:56,010
I want him to deed a nookie.
381
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:56,750
Oh, no, no, no.
382
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,030
He's totally dead.
383
00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:00,306
Quick, call an ambulance or something.
384
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,330
Get in.
385
00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:08,530
You know where you went wrong?
386
00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:09,250
You got too cocky.
387
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,390
Shut up.
388
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:15,710
Attention, everybody.
389
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:21,350
I've been demoted for manager of the
woman's store.
390
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,730
I am now Mr. Wick's assistant again.
391
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:30,770
I could be angry, but I'm not,
because I'm drunk.
392
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,840
No, you have the wrong extension.
393
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,780
Please let me transfer you to accounting.
394
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880
Mimi,
395
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,900
I know you're drunk, but I hope you still
remember this in the morning.
396
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:54,980
You lose, baby!
397
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:58,020
What are
398
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:03,990
you looking at, wood boy?
399
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:09,310
See how tough you are without a hand up
your butt.
400
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:13,190
Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape.
401
00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:16,470
Holy crap!
402
00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:18,070
Ever see a wooden tongue?
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