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Hey, there she is.
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That's a new waitress I was telling you
about.
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She's cute.
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Cute.
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She's an angel sent down from heaven like
a pure and shining light.
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God, I'd love to shove my tongue down her
throat.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, I'm Louis.
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This is Oswald.
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Hi, I'm Stephanie.
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I'm not being
too forward here, but I was wondering if
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you'd like to go
to dinner or maybe a movie on Saturday.
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If things go well, perhaps carve you out
of ice.
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You're kind of cute.
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I'd like to, but I work the night shift on
weekends.
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Hey, how about I fix dinner for you
upstairs and you can join me on your break?
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You live up there?
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Why would you want to live above the bar?
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Because they wouldn't let us live in the
bar.
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You know what the problem is?
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We're two 40-year-old guys living together
above a bar.
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Women think it's creepy.
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You know what?
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Maybe they're right.
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Oswald, old buddy.
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It's time we grew up, moved on,
and became men.
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It's time we bought a house together.
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Hey, I got a big problem.
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I just got married to Kate.
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You mean you just got married to Nicky?
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No, it was the day before yesterday.
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So you're saying you divorced Nicky and
married Kate?
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Yeah.
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Except for the divorce part.
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Did you marry to Nicky and Kate?
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Oh, where she comes.
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Kate doesn't know anything about us.
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Don't say anything, okay?
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True, she's our best friend.
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We have to say something.
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Look, there's all my chains.
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Hey!
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Oh, that's so great.
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May you two have a long and happy life
together.
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Oh, that's so sweet, Oswald.
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Well, yeah, it's big of me, ain't it?
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I belong in a cage.
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What have I done?
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Drew, you're never going to get away with
this.
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What the hell were you thinking?
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I've loved Kate my whole life.
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She asked me to marry her.
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What was I supposed to do?
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Say no?
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So what are you going to do?
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Your house isn't that big.
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Eventually, they're going to run into each
other.
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Well, Nicky's going to live in my place.
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She doesn't want to live there because of
the old person smell.
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It's you, Drew.
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One problem at a time, okay?
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That might just work when you're with one
of them.
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You can tell the other when you're working
out of town.
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Hey, that's a good idea.
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I just got to
figure out who I was meant to be with,
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and then I'll tell them
both what a mess I made.
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I'll do it in the morning.
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I'll do it first thing tomorrow morning.
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Good morning, Drew.
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Good morning.
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Drew, why are all sweaty?
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Oh, I had a nightmare.
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Vegetables were chasing me through a
forest.
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Why is there a leaf in your hair?
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Kate, if I can't make up sweaty with a
leaf in my hair without you giving me the
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third degree, what kind of marriage are we
going to have?
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Well, honestly, it's okay.
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I forget.
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All this energy calling me Back where it
comes from It's such a crude attitude It's
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back where it belongs All the little
chicks with the crimson lips go Cleveland
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Rocks, Cleveland Rocks Living in sin where
the safety's been come Cleveland Rocks
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Hi, Speedy.
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Got your daisies.
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Oh, Drew, I'm allergic to daisies.
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I like roses.
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Oh, yeah.
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Must have bought these for my other wife.
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Hey,
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Drew, you know, I get so lonely when you
only come home every other day.
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I mean, you're so tired at night,
you never want to...
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Well, you know,
how long do you think Mr. Wick's going
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to keep you running between Cleveland
and Toledo?
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I don't know.
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You know, there's some guys in Utah.
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They have to cover five, six stores at a
time.
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Oh, there's the pot roast.
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Can't wait.
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You know, they can't cook in Toledo.
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They just get by in their looks.
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Hi.
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I can't.
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It's me in Toledo.
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Why are you whispering?
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Because
I've been shouting from the rooftops
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all day that I love you
and I lost my voice.
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I love my wife.
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Drew, I love you, too.
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Love you, too, sweetie.
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Anyway, I got to go.
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Okay, see you soon, honey.
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And hey, bring me back a souvenir from
Toledo.
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Uh, you know, I can't.
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They don't sell souvenirs in Toledo.
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As soon as people leave there,
they just want to forget all about it.
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You know, I say we give up.
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We've been to ten open houses and we
haven't found anything in our price range.
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Let's just look at this one more.
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It says it's small, but for this price,
who cares, huh?
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Doesn't look that small from here.
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Yeah.
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I like how far back it is from the street.
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Sit on down and take a look.
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It wasn't far away.
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It's just an itty-bitty house.
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Well, let's check it out.
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Maybe it's just tiny on the outside.
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Hey, check it out.
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What?
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This is what we're gonna look like when we
get old.
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Cool.
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Have a look around.
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Who is this house built for, anyway?
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Well, some people say it was built by a
leprechaun.
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Some by hobbits.
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And others believe
that it was a midget banker
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that was transferred
to Atlanta six months ago.
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I don't believe in midgets.
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What do you think?
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Well, it's a big decision.
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I wish we could get some sort of sign.
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Well, what's that?
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That's from the church down the street.
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They ring every day at noon.
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That's it.
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That's our sign.
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We don't need no freaking church bells
waking us up.
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Hey, pick.
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I heard you got yourself a wife.
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Yeah, yes.
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I have a wife.
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And if you're so smart, maybe you can tell
me the name of my one wife.
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Nicky?
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Right.
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You know, I saw the weirdest thing this
morning on my way to the woman's store.
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I thought I saw you jogging down the
street in your pajamas.
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That wasn't me.
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That was the big, slow kid that lives next
door.
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He runs away when they try to brush his
teeth.
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Hmm.
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That's one nervous piggy.
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I wonder what he's trying to hide.
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What's in the bag?
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Oh, I bring you snow weights hard,
my queen.
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It's a surprise for Drew.
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That looks like a wedding photo of you and
Drew.
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That's right.
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Hold the pony, O'Brien!
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Are you trying to tell me that you and
Drew got married?
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Mm-hmm.
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Heh-heh.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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What's so funny?
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Pig got married and I got the gift.
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I'm so happy.
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I'm so happy.
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Oh, I'm so happy.
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I've
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heard a girl is testing luggage but never
office chairs.
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Uh-huh.
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Gorillas, that's rich.
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Oh, and I see someone's been trying to get
into my desk.
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I'll tell you what, Mimi, if you want to
see
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what's in there so badly,
here, have a look.
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I don't care.
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You got nothing to hide.
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Go ahead.
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Well, you know, I can't stand not knowing
what's in a locked drawer.
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I just hope it isn't some nasty prank.
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Because then
I'd have to tell your wife what a rotten
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thing you did
and then I'd have to tell your other wife.
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Freeze!
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Don't turn the key.
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Don't take your hand off the key.
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For God's sakes, don't perspire.
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Anything gets that wrong.
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Some sort of party game?
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Yes, yes.
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And you can play.
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Here.
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Take this.
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All right.
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Grab these wires.
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Oh, right here.
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Now, when I say the word, I want you to
cut the blue wire, okay?
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All right.
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Well, how do I know if I win?
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If you lose, the Lord Jesus will tell you
so.
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Okay, on the count of three.
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One.
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Two.
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So that's the red wire, right?
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Blue!
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Three.
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Well, that's a big old bore!
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Listen, before you go judging me,
I happen to love Kate and Nicky.
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You know, I hate
to break it to you, but getting two women
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halfway there is not
the same as getting one all the way home.
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You know, I ought to call O'Brien and give
her a heads up.
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Wait.
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Look, this... it's none
of your business, but
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I'm not having sex
with either one of them, okay?
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Because it just wouldn't be right.
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Oh, really?
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Nothing.
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No, nothing.
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Trust me.
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And it's not easy spending two weeks lying
next to beautiful women you can't touch.
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And... would you please stop the
gentle rise and fall of your bosom?
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Okay.
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I'll make you a deal.
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I'll keep you a little secret.
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If you stop trying to get back at me for
putting you in the loony bin...
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Deal.
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Okay, Eva.
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From now on, no more nasty surprises.
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Uh... have you been up to your car lately?
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No.
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Why?
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If I'm not back in a half an hour,
call Animal Control.
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Okay.
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So you think you're sick, little games,
all right?
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As long as you don't have sex with them,
huh?
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Well... We're
gonna show you what you're missing.
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Oh, hello.
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Mimi Bobak, slutty undies account number
4681.
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I want to order two of your sexiest
outfits that no man can resist.
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And sign them from your loving husband.
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It's been Drew.
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Damn.
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Hold on.
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Winford Louder, may I help you?
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What?
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Please hold.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't know you weren't decent.
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I'll come all the way outside.
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Oh, no.
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You haven't seen indecent.
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Drew, I'm so glad you sent me this.
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I'm starting to think you weren't
interested.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm glad you like it.
264
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,230
You know when they make that really sexy?
265
00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,150
The terry cloth robe my grandmother died
in.
266
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:52,410
I'll go get it.
267
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:55,690
Drew, you've been avoiding me since the
honeymoon.
268
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:59,770
But tonight, that's going to change.
269
00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:04,550
Okay.
270
00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:06,990
I think somebody's starting to get in the
mood.
271
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:26,620
Hi, honey.
272
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:27,300
Where are you?
273
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:27,760
Toledo?
274
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,320
Holy Toledo, it's Kate.
275
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,500
I just got that negligee you sent.
276
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,180
You're a very, very naughty boy.
277
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:36,780
Yeah, agreed.
278
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,620
I'll be back.
279
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,540
You know, I have to admit, I was getting
worried about you.
280
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,600
But now I can't wait for you to come home.
281
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,500
And you know what I think that we should
do first?
282
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,320
To tell her you're doing chores for the
wife.
283
00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,440
She's really upset.
284
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,220
You know, between you and Toledo,
I hardly see her at all anymore.
285
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,080
Well, well, I guess it must be hard.
286
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,120
I mean, her best friend suddenly getting
married.
287
00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,960
Lord knows, I try to soften the blow.
288
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,280
Oh, hang on.
289
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,300
I got another call.
290
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:04,800
Hello?
291
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,440
I just called to say, nighty-nighty.
292
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,440
I am going to kill you.
293
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,280
PBS pledge drive.
294
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,420
Drew, you know what?
295
00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,240
Let's invite Kate to dinner tomorrow
night.
296
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,180
No, no, no.
297
00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:20,340
She cries all the time.
298
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,240
It's depressing.
299
00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:22,220
No, come on.
300
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,856
She really needs to be with friends right
now.
301
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,160
If you don't invite her, I will.
302
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,040
All right, right.
303
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,960
We'll all have dinner together.
304
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,560
What did you guys know I was here?
305
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,100
We heard you were having dinner tonight
with Kate and Nicky.
306
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,820
We know this is one of your favorite
places to come and think.
307
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,140
Yeah.
308
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,720
I haven't been here in a while.
309
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:47,861
I know the last time we found you out here,
you'd had that dream about Tom Selleck.
310
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,460
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I have an idea.
311
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,240
You could tell Nicky that Kate is insane
and just thinks she's married to you.
312
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,600
Hey, you know what?
313
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,660
That just might work.
314
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,540
I could just tell Nicky that Kate flipped
out when we got married.
315
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,220
Oh, my God.
316
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,380
Drew, are you really thinking of doing
this?
317
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:09,600
What am I supposed to do?
318
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:10,619
If I tell the truth, the
two of them that I love
319
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,861
most in the world are
gonna hate me forever.
320
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,120
You know, we should come out here more
often.
321
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:18,180
It's really one of my favorite places in
town.
322
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,380
So quiet and peaceful.
323
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Trees.
324
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,100
The best part is nobody knows it even
exists.
325
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:24,560
Sure.
326
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:27,180
You could build a house out here and
nobody would ever know.
327
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,773
Well, this is where
you're supposed to tell
328
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:36,401
us it's a stupid idea
and that we're idiots.
329
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:37,900
Nah, I got two wives.
330
00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:38,980
I have nothing to say.
331
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,060
I still can't get over what you told me
about Kate.
332
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,260
It is so sad.
333
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,756
Yeah, well, you know, it's true.
334
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,600
She just flipped out when we got married.
335
00:16:49,780 --> 00:16:50,780
Oh, I believe it.
336
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,880
It can make you crazy being unmarried at
her age.
337
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Same age as you.
338
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,240
Yeah, but I'm married.
339
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:03,420
Hey, uh, speaking of which, tonight,
don't say a word about you and me being
340
00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:06,080
married, because the doctor said that you
could just set her off.
341
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,020
And just go along with whatever crazy
story she makes up about being my wife.
342
00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:13,620
I don't know if I like the idea of another
woman thinking she's your wife.
343
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920
Oh, honey.
344
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,580
You're the one I'm coming home to every
other night.
345
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,400
Hey.
346
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:22,940
Hey.
347
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:23,440
How you doing?
348
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,300
Hey.
349
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,760
How are you?
350
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,700
Nikki, I'm so glad we could finally get
together with you.
351
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:31,480
Really?
352
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,980
Oh, oh, oh, you and Drew, of course.
353
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:34,240
Yes.
354
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:35,960
I'm very happy for you.
355
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:37,480
You make a lovely couple.
356
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:38,260
Thank you.
357
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,120
I'm so lucky.
358
00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:40,121
Oh.
359
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,260
Listen, Drew told me how difficult your
divorce has been.
360
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,680
I'm so glad we could let you stay here
while you get on your feet again.
361
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,740
Me too.
362
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:55,760
That's right.
363
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,220
I'm a great guy, all right.
364
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,000
The letter word happens tonight.
365
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,060
Let's not forget that.
366
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,680
Hey, uh, who wants wine?
367
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,260
Drew, do you really think she should be
having wine?
368
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,400
Why are you asking him?
369
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:09,440
Nothing.
370
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,080
It's just a mistake.
371
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:10,820
A stupid mistake.
372
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,340
Nobody has to die over it.
373
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:19,240
I'm gonna get the wine.
374
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:22,320
What's going on?
375
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,840
Why is she talking like that?
376
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,440
Uh, well, I didn't want to say anything,
but she's on medication.
377
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:28,220
Oh.
378
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,520
Oh, she's so strung out now, she actually
thinks that you and I are married.
379
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:33,380
We are.
380
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:34,900
That's right.
381
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:36,900
Uh...
382
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,540
Who wants wine?
383
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,676
You know, a gentleman should always taste
it first.
384
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,460
Oh, I'm not quite sure.
385
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,940
I wasn't really paying attention.
386
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,980
Yeah, it's okay.
387
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,100
Go ahead and pour it.
388
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,800
Thank you so, Nicky.
389
00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:59,920
How are you?
390
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,760
I am good.
391
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,240
How are you?
392
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:07,740
I'm fine.
393
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,260
I'm sure you are.
394
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,920
One day at a time.
395
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,380
I'll get the door.
396
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,080
Don't say anything.
397
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,040
I don't want to miss a word of the
conversation.
398
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:21,560
Hey.
399
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:22,240
Hey, Drew.
400
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,880
What are you guys doing here?
401
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,736
Well, we were just in the neighborhood.
402
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,460
We thought we'd drop by.
403
00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:30,620
See how the dinner's going.
404
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,340
What's with the first aid kit?
405
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,120
Well, it's to sell your genitals back on.
406
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,010
Thanks, but things are going great.
407
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:48,891
It started out a little shaky, but now
they actually think the other one's nuts.
408
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,150
So you did it.
409
00:19:51,310 --> 00:19:52,477
Now, you
sure you don't need us to stick around
410
00:19:52,478 --> 00:19:54,511
just to make sure you
don't do anything stupid?
411
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:55,970
Yeah, I'm sure.
412
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:58,870
Okay, then, can we borrow your power tools
to build a house in the park?
413
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:01,970
Is he really gonna do it?
414
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:04,350
Yeah, we read a bunch of stuff about
squatters' rights.
415
00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:06,981
Turns out if you improve and maintain
a parcel of unused
416
00:20:06,982 --> 00:20:09,690
land for at least
ten years, you can legally claim ownership.
417
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:12,290
So you guys really went to the library and
researched all this?
418
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,210
Well, yeah, we're there every Thursday for
storytime anyway.
419
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:20,610
Well, may I help you with anything?
420
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:24,850
You could get ice for the water glass.
421
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:26,430
Uh-huh.
422
00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,780
Drew and Nicky.
423
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:42,840
Well, thanks, Drew.
424
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,900
We'll grab tools from the garage.
425
00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:45,640
Yeah, hey, good luck with the dinner.
426
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:46,160
Thanks.
427
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,280
I don't think I need it.
428
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,219
I think for one scot
is gonna back up the
429
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:52,041
crap truck and bury
some other poor bastard.
430
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,320
Drew, may I talk to you?
431
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:57,860
Come in, honey.
432
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,900
Are you sure this is where you lost your
wallet?
433
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:08,816
I've looked everywhere else.
434
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,200
It has to be in this little house.
435
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:12,220
You see anything?
436
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,520
Wait.
437
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,120
I think I see something by that chair.
438
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,500
Get out of my house, you big-headed
bastard!
439
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,780
Keep your asses straight to the end of the
rainbow, I will.
440
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:26,060
The banker's back from Atlanta.
441
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,100
Run!
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