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Oh, see?
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That's why you should
wait until you get to the
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stadium before you
start chewing on tobacco.
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That's not chewing on tobacco,
what is that?
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We didn't want to get addicted to
nicotine, so we were chewing on the patch.
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Well, look who's loitering in my office.
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We're here to pick up Drew for the Indians
Fantasy Baseball Day.
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Yeah, we actually get to play with our
childhood heroes.
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Now that they're old, we're going to kick
some decrepit Hall of Fame ass.
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Well, it's your uniform, Karen.
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Oh, I don't want to wear mine to work, but
I'm showing my excitement in other ways.
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Look, baseball socks.
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Check this out.
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My, you are excited.
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No, it's a cup.
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Not that I couldn't break glass in an
emergency, if you know what I'm saying.
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Well, I hate to
be the one to burst your bubble, but
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I'm afraid I can't give you the day off,
as I promised.
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I need you to enter all the personnel files
for the last ten years into the computer.
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Just great.
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I don't get to go.
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This is just like
that time in high school when I had to walk
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back from Kentucky,
because it didn't sell enough magazines.
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Well, it just won't be Fantasy Day without
you, Drew.
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Just be incredibly amazing.
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Once in a lifetime.
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Spend a day with your idol, day.
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No, I don't even want to go.
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Hey, Peg, I just came by to pick up my
check for maternity leave.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's, uh, right there in the old right
-hand drawer.
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There's nothing in here.
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Crap.
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Rookie mistake.
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Uh,
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let me help you out.
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You got a little face showing still.
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Hey, what happened to you?
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What in the world is going on here?
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Just a second, honey.
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Mama's got to take care of a little
business.
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Oh!
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Peg, now you're finding something a woman
might want.
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Bacon and eggs.
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You scared the baby with your gun,
Mimi.
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It's okay, King Gus.
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I'm sorry.
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We didn't mean to upset the baby.
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You're doing more than upsetting him.
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I read an article
about how a baby who was raised in
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a violent atmosphere grows up to be
violent himself.
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Oh, that's a load of crap.
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Like my mother always said, a slap is just
a hug that stings.
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I'm sorry,
but you two are going to have to find
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some other way to
deal with your aggressions.
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Well, I don't wanna.
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I don't fake.
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I don't knit.
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I blow him up.
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Yeah, I don't go to plays.
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I don't collect stamps.
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I put itching powder in her toilet paper.
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That was you?
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Oh, thank God.
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I thought Steve was cheating on me.
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Well, if you both love
this baby, you're going
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to promise me there
will be no more pranks.
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All right, for the baby.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Better be on that on
this day, hostilities have
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ceased between
Mimi Bobette Carey and Drew Carey.
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In fact, let's put it right in.
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Oh, did you look at that?
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Hey, how'd you know we were gonna be
making peace today?
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I didn't.
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This is my pen.
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All this energy calling me Back where it
comes from It's such a crude attitude It's
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back where it belongs All the little
chicks with the crimson lips Go bleep and
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rock, bleep and rock Living in sin with
the safety pin Go bleep and rock Hey,
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uh, so you guys seem to tell me how to go
at the stadium.
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Oh, fantastic.
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All the old greats were there.
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Bob Feller let me hold his teeth.
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We'll make that mistake again.
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Man, we had a great night.
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Sizzler and a church production of Pippin.
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I'm so glad we're not playing pranks on
each other.
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This is the first Friday night in years I
haven't spent in the workshop.
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Yeah, the other day
I found a dead rat and
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I thought, Hey, I can
just throw this away.
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I don't have to make it into a muffin.
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There's so much love here.
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The only thing missing are the words Oprah
Winfrey presents.
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Wow, that was weird.
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You and Mimi having a civil conversation.
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It's like when my mom slept with my dad,
didn't need the money.
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It's just not natural.
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Guys, I want you to meet Eric.
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Hey, Eric.
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We were gonna come by earlier,
but I wanted Eric to meet the real you,
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so I thought I'd wait till you're all
drunk.
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Hi.
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Let me guess.
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Drew, Lewis, and Oswald.
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He's smart, but he looks like a dumb
model.
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So you didn't tell me you were dating
anybody.
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Oh, it's just been a few dates.
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Eric's a paramedic.
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We met at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
when he was giving us a demonstration on
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how to inject adrenaline straight into
someone's heart.
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We all had to learn, because Keith
Richards is coming next week.
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Excuse me.
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That's work.
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I gotta take this.
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Well, what do you think?
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Good-looking jerk.
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Dreamy-eyed bastard.
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Knock it off.
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Keith's seeing somebody I'm happy for.
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That is so healthy.
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I was worried since Eric is the first guy
since you.
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Sounds to me like somebody hasn't moved
on.
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You know, I just know that after a
breakup, it's kind of tough when one
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person gets into a relationship before the
other person.
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Allison, are you in a relationship with
this guy?
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Well, I hope to be.
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See, I knew you'd be upset.
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I'm not upset.
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And for your information, our breakup
wasn't that bad.
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I just made it look harder on myself for
your benefit.
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Marilyn, does this look familiar to you?
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I've
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been up in love with for 30 years.
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I'm gonna die at a mattress I bought for
my parents.
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I'm happy for you.
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As a matter of fact, let's get some
champagne.
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Tony, let some champagne over here.
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We're gonna celebrate.
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Listen, Kate, I'm sorry.
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I'm gonna have to go.
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There was a fire on
sorority row, and we have
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to treat some of the
girls for smoking elation.
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Sorority girls?
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Better frightened and homeless?
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If you're going to sorority row,
we know a shortcut.
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If we do nothing more than cover one poor
girl's exposed breast with our hands...
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then by God, we can say we've done
something noble.
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No, thanks.
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I don't need your help.
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Uh, you know, at first
I was kind of threatened
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that your three best
friends were men.
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I feel better now.
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Listen, you ever run an ambulance?
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May I sit on your defibrillator?
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You can, certainly.
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Well, so, Drew, Kate's got a new
boyfriend.
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You seem to be taking this really well.
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Why, shouldn't I?
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Everybody deserves to be happy.
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Why not Kate?
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She deserves happiness.
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If I couldn't give it to her, maybe Mr.
Hero paramedic can.
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Uh, hey, Drew, what are you putting in
that bottle, man?
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Oh, sorry.
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This one really could hurt somebody.
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Ah, stupid truce.
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Ah,
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it's just not the same, man.
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You okay, man?
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Yeah, I just haven't slept in the last few
days.
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Oh, may I venture a hypothesis?
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You haven't slept in a few days,
and a few days ago, you met Eric.
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I think the answer is quite obvious.
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He's a witch who put a spell on you.
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I'm sorry, I'm being idiotic.
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I meant warlock.
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Don't be ridiculous, okay?
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He's just jealous, all right?
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Besides, if Eric was a warlock,
he could do a lot better than Kate.
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Traditionally, warlocks date anchor women.
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I'm not jealous.
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Drew, you're jealous.
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It'd be better off if you'd just admit it,
man.
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Why's that?
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Well, Kate's not gonna be joining us for
lunch.
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She'd rather be with Eric.
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Oh, and why wouldn't she?
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You know, she better hurry up.
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She doesn't have much
time, because those
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good-looking guys,
they don't age very well.
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I mean, you look at your, like, Harrison
Ford or Paul Newman or Sean Connery or.
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..
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Damn it, how come I can't think of one
guy?
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See, this is the face of jealousy,
huh?
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Notice the bulgy neck vein, the tight
chin, the flared nostrils, huh?
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I bet an ant couldn't crawl up his anus
right now.
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Care to make it interesting?
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I'll get the ant.
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All right.
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Okay.
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I just came by to say hi.
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Oh, would you look at that.
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Clumsy me.
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How refreshing to be able to pick up a
pencil and not have to worry about my
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behind being
vulnerable to a kick, jab, or maybe the
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possible application
of a humorous bumper sticker.
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Good morning, Mimi.
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You're waving a stick in front of a hungry
dog.
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It wants to be hurt.
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What are we watching here?
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I guess it's good that you're honoring the
truce.
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Well, I'm gonna go to the zoo...
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to see my... relatives.
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You're no fun if you're not even gonna
play.
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Wow.
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For you being jealous and all, you're
really showing some restraint there.
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Can I tell if anyone does a microwave
popcorn?
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It's as much fun to make as it is to eat.
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It was an accident.
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You
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think you'd be fired for hitting your
boss?
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He's not just my boss, Tiffany.
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You know, he's still my husband.
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The hell?
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It is so great the way you hit the boss.
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We think you are the coolest guy in the
store.
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Love the girls in lingerie.
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P.S.
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We still won't go out with you.
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Uh-oh.
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Here he comes.
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I gotta get rid of these.
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He's going back!
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Quick!
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I don't have a gun.
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I was just popping balloons.
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Oh, well, in that case, reach for the
star's precious angel.
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You can be anything you want to be.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Wick.
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I apologize.
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There's no excuse for what I did.
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Ordinalery, I'd fire you right now.
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But then you'd divorce me and I'd get
deported.
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So here's my proposal.
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I get to hit you just as you hit me.
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I guess that's only fair.
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Besides, I'm always ready to take a punch.
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I'm an accordion player.
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But here's where it gets yummy.
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You'll never know where or when it's
coming.
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Is it now?
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No.
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Welcome to Pteratow.
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Population... me.
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You know, sometimes
I wonder why I married
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00:13:20,805 --> 00:13:24,001
him and then he does
something cute like that.
257
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:25,940
Hey, guys.
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I'm glad I caught you.
259
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,020
Eric has something he wants to tell you.
260
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:29,420
Well...
261
00:13:29,421 --> 00:13:31,250
He feels bad that I
had to ditch lunch, so he
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00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:33,220
wants to invite you
all for dinner tomorrow night.
263
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,636
Oh, you don't have to do that.
264
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:35,080
Oh, no, no, no.
265
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:37,020
Eric insists he won't take no for an
answer.
266
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:37,380
Yeah.
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00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:40,540
Guys who let their women do their talking
for her are tough that way.
268
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,600
So, tomorrow night at 8 o'clock,
Tuscano's.
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00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,040
And remember, it's my treat.
270
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,200
Got a good fellow there, Kate.
271
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,760
Don't let him get away like he did me.
272
00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:50,580
Well, don't worry.
273
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,660
I'm not going anywhere without my little
Katie Bug.
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00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,160
Hi, Miss Katie Bug.
275
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,400
Katie Bug.
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Katie Bug and Eric, jackass.
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00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,156
I don't think this dinner is such a good
idea.
278
00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:04,496
How are you going to get through it?
279
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:04,740
I don't know.
280
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:07,960
You know, when I used to be able to take
my frustrations out on me, I could get
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00:14:07,961 --> 00:14:10,620
through something like this, but now I
don't know.
282
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:12,940
I'm screwed, man.
283
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,240
I lost my good, ugly thing.
284
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,980
So, I get the two kids out of the burning
building, but I know if I don't go back in
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00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:28,381
for that bunny, there's no way I'm going
to sleep that night.
286
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,200
We didn't sleep that night.
287
00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,140
Hey, uh, listen here.
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00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:34,860
I'm going to order for dinner.
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Rabbit.
290
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,800
Maybe you can run to the kitchen and save
that one, too.
291
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,020
Maybe, Steve, over here.
292
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,720
What are they doing here?
293
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,320
Don't you remember?
294
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,660
Do you ask us to invite them?
295
00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,200
I can't believe it.
296
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,140
My brother inviting my wife to dinner?
297
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,000
Ooh, I knew this truce would work out.
298
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,060
We're having peace for dinner,
and I'm going back for seconds.
299
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,980
I just came because it makes the big guy
so happy.
300
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,660
I scratch his back, and he scratches mine.
301
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,720
Oh, well, I won't continue because I don't
know you very well.
302
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,120
I sure as hell eat my back.
303
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,680
Hey, what is that over there?
304
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,180
A nook?
305
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:14,176
I don't even know they made those anymore.
306
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,280
Come on, let's go stand it.
307
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,480
Are you crazy?
308
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,180
I don't want Mimi here.
309
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,416
What's gotten into your head?
310
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,011
Look, we're trying
to help you get through dinner without
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00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,881
making a scene
and ruining your friendship with Kate.
312
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Now you've got Mimi here to take your
anger out on.
313
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,980
And before you call us idiots,
yes, we know there's a truce.
314
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,260
But there's ways of getting around it
without Steve finding out.
315
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,280
Show him, Lewis.
316
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:37,980
Did you see that?
317
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,920
Yeah, I did see that.
318
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,660
Yeah, but Steve didn't.
319
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,400
Let's just order to get this damn magical
dinner over with, shall we?
320
00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,760
Later, please.
321
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,500
Good evening.
322
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,536
Would you like to hear about tonight's
specials?
323
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,636
No, I think we're all just going to have
the spaghetti, right?
324
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,140
Uh, Drew, I think we'd like to order for
ourselves.
325
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:09,420
Oh, I'm sorry.
326
00:16:10,540 --> 00:16:10,600
Spaghetti.
327
00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:11,180
Spaghetti.
328
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:11,820
Spaghetti.
329
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:12,260
Spaghetti.
330
00:16:12,261 --> 00:16:12,680
Spaghetti.
331
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,681
Spaghetti.
332
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,423
Well, have you cut
it into long, skinny
333
00:16:18,424 --> 00:16:21,861
noodles and formed
the meat into balls, please?
334
00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:26,000
So... Spaghetti, then?
335
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,400
Well, if you can't make that kind of
lasagna, then yeah, fine, spaghetti.
336
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,600
So, Eric, I hear you're a paramedic.
337
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,820
It's really not that big of a deal.
338
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:37,960
Oh, please.
339
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,380
He's like a doctor.
340
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,760
A really ripped, pouty-lipped doctor.
341
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:43,440
Ow!
342
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
My eye!
343
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:45,960
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
344
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,040
That was an accident.
345
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,040
Oh, but that really stings, huh?
346
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:50,860
What did you think?
347
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,840
Well, Amy, let's give him the benefit of
the doubt.
348
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:55,500
Citrus can be unpredictable.
349
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,000
You know, we've been talking so much about
me, but Kate's job is pretty special, too.
350
00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:05,020
I mean, today she was just telling me
about some guy who did something.
351
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,980
You really listened.
352
00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:11,340
I loved that.
353
00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:17,620
What's the matter, sweetie?
354
00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:18,780
Um, nothing.
355
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,380
So, that's the game you're playing,
huh?
356
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:23,540
Ow!
357
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,020
What's wrong, Drew?
358
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,520
Oh, I think I got a charley horse.
359
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,160
Oh, that's really tough.
360
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,280
Very often when you have it in one leg,
you have it in the other.
361
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:36,460
Ow!
362
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,741
You know, I used to get charley horses until
I started stretching out in the morning.
363
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,036
You know what just happened here?
364
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:44,720
You don't have a nice dinner?
365
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,120
All of a sudden, I'm not flexible?
366
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:50,840
Drew, I think Eric was just trying to be
helpful.
367
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:51,700
You know, you can help me.
368
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,800
You can shut up.
369
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:55,800
Drew, hit the clown.
370
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,420
I don't know what your problem is, buddy,
but I don't like being told to shut up.
371
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,200
And I don't like telling people to shut
up, and they don't.
372
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:06,620
Why don't you make me, you dumbass?
373
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,376
Don't talk to my friend like that.
374
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:09,940
Thank you, Kate.
375
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:10,800
Shut up!
376
00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:11,801
Good.
377
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,000
Finally told that jerk to shut up.
378
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:14,900
Shut up!
379
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:15,980
He's not a jerk!
380
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,080
Wait a second.
381
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:17,540
I don't get it.
382
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,560
Whose side are you on?
383
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,736
I've known him all my life.
384
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,760
I'm not taking sides.
385
00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:22,460
Well, I think he just did.
386
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:23,640
Uh, excuse me.
387
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,740
I think someone I told to shut up is still
talking.
388
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,080
Listen, I'm out of here.
389
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,580
You coming, Kate?
390
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,020
I know.
391
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:37,620
Fine.
392
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,900
How about a big thank you for Drew?
393
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:45,400
Oh, just great.
394
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,900
Oh, my God.
395
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,040
This is awful.
396
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,440
The guy that was gonna pick up the check
just left.
397
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:55,340
Uh,
398
00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:02,610
what if I sit here?
399
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:11,250
Look, I know you're mad at everything,
but seriously, don't waste beer.
400
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,190
Look, uh...
401
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:21,010
I'm sorry.
402
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:22,910
Yeah, you should be.
403
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,010
You know, Eric and I broke up because of
tonight.
404
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,270
I got a confession to make.
405
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:30,830
I was jealous.
406
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:33,550
What?
407
00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:34,551
You?
408
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,010
Jealous?
409
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:37,790
I don't believe it.
410
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,170
Listen to my voice.
411
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:40,370
This is sarcasm.
412
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,266
I've always been jealous of the guys you
went out with.
413
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:47,770
And I guess with Eric,
it was worse, because
414
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,871
he's the first guy you
dated since we broke up.
415
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,730
Are you saying you want to get back
together?
416
00:19:54,130 --> 00:19:54,330
I don't know.
417
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:55,770
Do you want to get back together?
418
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,230
I don't know.
419
00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:01,310
Well, I still want to have kids.
420
00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:03,490
I still don't.
421
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:07,119
Look, just
because we can't be together doesn't
422
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,351
mean I want to see
you with somebody else.
423
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:13,350
I guess what I'm trying to say is,
I just don't want you to be happy.
424
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,980
That is so sweet, because I don't want you
to be happy either.
425
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,800
Well, what are we going to do?
426
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:34,280
I guess you're going to keep being jealous
until the right guy comes along.
427
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:35,720
Well, I know when that is.
428
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,400
I don't know.
429
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,541
I'll give you a
sign, like... Like this!
430
00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:50,140
That hurt.
431
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,360
You know what?
432
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,880
Actually, it didn't really hurt at all.
433
00:20:53,881 --> 00:20:54,881
It didn't.
434
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:58,240
You should digitally broke my fingers,
you're going to...
435
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,500
Oh, I'll get it.
436
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:07,810
Uh, Drew, it's for you.
437
00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:19,870
Oh, by the way, Steve found out what we
were doing at the restaurant.
438
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:21,190
So, we're back on.
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