Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,280
Okay, Mimi, send it over.
2
00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:02,920
What's going on?
3
00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,360
Mimi and I are learning how to send family
pictures to everyone using e-mail.
4
00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,690
What the hell is that?
5
00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:12,330
Oh, that's our little zygote.
6
00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:15,890
See, the fertility clinic used my sperm
and fertilized Mimi's egg.
7
00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:18,270
And then how Jurassic Park got started?
8
00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:22,830
Well, right now, the little tyke is
chilling in the freezer, but in two days,
9
00:00:23,070 --> 00:00:24,950
someone's going to implant the zygote into
Mimi.
10
00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:27,731
And we have a winner for the worst job in
America contest.
11
00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:34,091
Look at the mama loves you,
and when I'm ready, you're
12
00:00:34,111 --> 00:00:37,540
gonna be inside me, and I'll
be your home for nine months.
13
00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:39,980
Try to grow your eyes last, little buddy.
14
00:00:42,420 --> 00:00:43,840
Well, I gotta go to work.
15
00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,810
Now, you take it easy,
Mimi, because you've got an
16
00:00:45,811 --> 00:00:51,240
operation coming up, and
then, in nine months, you'll be...
17
00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:55,760
What a lovely way to say how much you love
me.
18
00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,220
He's just happy because he got to make
love to a paper cup instead of you.
19
00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,933
At least my man doesn't
have a sprained wiener that
20
00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:10,420
makes him cry like a girl
every time he gets excited.
21
00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,300
Hey, it can happen to anybody.
22
00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:14,540
It can happen to you.
23
00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,520
Oh, my God.
24
00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,060
The new store mannequins I ordered are
beautiful.
25
00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:26,300
Hello, darling.
26
00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,940
Sir, on behalf of the entire building...
27
00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,700
Why are my ladies all bundled up like
this?
28
00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:41,140
I didn't pay ten thousand dollars to hide
their beautiful mock flesh.
29
00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:42,740
Ten thousand dollars?
30
00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,660
Sir, the store can't afford that.
31
00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,780
How dare you question my authority in
front of Kimberly and Ambrosia!
32
00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,170
Just for that, I want to see
both of them in a new outfit
33
00:01:55,171 --> 00:01:57,780
outside of my office every
twenty minutes right here.
34
00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,920
Jeez, that's the saddest nooner I've ever
seen.
35
00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,760
Then it's not the saddest nooner you've
ever been a part of.
36
00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,500
Hey, look a little like Kate.
37
00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:30,881
Kate is one of these things, too, except
this one's kind of soaking to the touch.
38
00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:44,740
Hey, it doesn't hurt.
39
00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:50,520
I've got to try something.
40
00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:55,820
I'm healed!
41
00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,160
Hallelujah!
42
00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,560
What are you looking at?
43
00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:03,920
It doesn't hurt when it goes down,
either.
44
00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:46,316
What are you guys doing here?
45
00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:46,980
Kate's on her way over.
46
00:03:47,340 --> 00:03:49,700
Oh, we missed you at the Warsaw,
so we came over for a beer.
47
00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:50,200
Cool.
48
00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,396
Where'd you get all the toys?
49
00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:55,260
Oh, well, uh, ever since I talked to Kate,
I've had this whole pent-up energy,
50
00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:56,736
so I thought I'd clean out the basement.
51
00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:57,880
Think I'd have any art sale.
52
00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:00,340
It's just really, really important that I
keep my hands busy.
53
00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,220
Hey, our old walkie-talkies!
54
00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:07,076
Remember when we put one of these under
Drew's parents' bed?
55
00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,400
Remember we heard Drew's dead?
56
00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,580
Don't get fancy with me, Beulah.
57
00:04:10,581 --> 00:04:11,581
Just take me home.
58
00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,220
Hey, who's up for a game of Gnivkin out?
59
00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,160
Actually, uh, you guys gotta go.
60
00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:19,760
I paint you Kate.
61
00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,001
She's, uh, on her way over.
62
00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:22,560
So?
63
00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:28,780
Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but, uh...
Well, I got an erection at work today.
64
00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:29,980
Hey!
65
00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:31,700
Hey, hey!
66
00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:32,760
I did too!
67
00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:33,900
No kidding!
68
00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,860
I remember I had delivered this package to
this lady.
69
00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,440
She comes to the door, she's just wearing
a robe.
70
00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,701
Breeze comes in, opens
up the robe... Get to the point.
71
00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:46,380
She had an erection.
72
00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:50,500
What's the emergency?
73
00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,320
I gotta get to this kids' party I'm
catering.
74
00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:52,700
Uh, hey!
75
00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,176
Why don't you guys go outside and play
with the lawn darts?
76
00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,200
All right!
77
00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:58,740
Hey, Drew, I had the damn government ban
these anyway.
78
00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,340
Yeah, what was that all about?
79
00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:00,780
I don't know.
80
00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:01,260
Hey!
81
00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:02,620
Give me one of those!
82
00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,380
Good news, honey.
83
00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:07,440
I'm healed.
84
00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,880
I'm okay down there.
85
00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:10,840
That's so great!
86
00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:11,940
We've waited so long!
87
00:05:11,941 --> 00:05:13,956
Yeah, let's go upstairs and get those big
shoes up in the air.
88
00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:14,980
What do you say?
89
00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,580
Sweet, I'm dying to be with you.
90
00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,860
I don't want to rush anything.
91
00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,780
Let's wait till tomorrow night and make it
really special, okay?
92
00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:25,020
We'll have the whole evening to ourselves.
93
00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,960
We won't have to work the next day.
94
00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,140
Trust me, it'll be worth the wait.
95
00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,880
Okay.
96
00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:34,120
Hey, uh, will you wear the big shoes?
97
00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:35,300
Yes.
98
00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:38,336
All right, if I could have your attention,
please.
99
00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,440
I'd like to welcome you all to the first
meeting of the bin dump by Kate Club.
100
00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:42,800
It's her loss!
101
00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:48,340
I'm glad to finally meet you guys face to
face.
102
00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,895
You know, I don't think I
could have gotten through my
103
00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:52,021
breakup if I hadn't been able
to chat with you guys online.
104
00:05:52,180 --> 00:05:53,800
Thank God I stumbled on Jay's website.
105
00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,840
Hey, if I can help just one guy with
coldheartlessbitch.com, I've done my job.
106
00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:02,580
So, anyone want to take the floor and
trash Kate?
107
00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,888
Yeah, you know, I was
just thinking back to my
108
00:06:05,889 --> 00:06:09,121
short but passionate
relationship with Kate.
109
00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:13,060
I love that thing she used to do during
sex.
110
00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:14,660
What was it again?
111
00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:20,600
If you really slept with Kate,
where's the mall below her waist?
112
00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:25,020
Well, quite frankly, when I'm having sex
with Kate, I'm not looking for medals.
113
00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:28,640
I'm looking for that look of ecstasy on
her face.
114
00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:29,976
Now, what was it like again?
115
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,600
Somebody show me.
116
00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:31,660
Come on.
117
00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:33,140
Oh, fine, fine, fine.
118
00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:34,408
You'll think you're better
than me because you've
119
00:06:34,409 --> 00:06:36,621
had sex with Kate and
you've formed a little club.
120
00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,400
I don't want you anyway.
121
00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:41,620
You're riddled with moles.
122
00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:48,650
What's going on?
123
00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:50,390
Kate!
124
00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:52,770
I thought you were at work.
125
00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:53,970
It was a kid's party.
126
00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,130
It ended at seven.
127
00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:59,150
Jay, Randy, what are you guys doing here?
128
00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:00,770
And who are you?
129
00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,310
Oh, my God, you don't remember me?
130
00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:03,850
Spring break, 1982?
131
00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:05,790
You want a trip to Hawaii?
132
00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:08,750
You came into my surf shop and I closed it
for the whole day.
133
00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:11,790
Wait.
134
00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:14,110
Which shop?
135
00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,140
I don't believe this.
136
00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:24,000
You guys sit around and drink and say
horrible things about me?
137
00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:25,780
Yeah, that's pretty much it, isn't it?
138
00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,920
I'm not that horrible.
139
00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:30,400
You left me at the altar.
140
00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:32,100
Okay, there's that.
141
00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:36,420
You left me the night before my battalion
shipped out for the Gulf War.
142
00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,580
Well, welcome home.
143
00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,920
Did I hurt all of you guys this much?
144
00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,000
Yeah.
145
00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,940
I had no idea.
146
00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:51,800
I owe each of you an apology.
147
00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,740
I am so sorry.
148
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,360
Well, all I really wanted was an apology.
149
00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,260
So I guess I can get on with my life.
150
00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:09,500
I just realized that none of my
relationships have ended well.
151
00:08:09,501 --> 00:08:10,501
You're telling me.
152
00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:14,180
We would have let in the one-nighters,
but we couldn't afford to rent a hall.
153
00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,400
Does Drew know about this club?
154
00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,060
No, not yet.
155
00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,680
What is that supposed to mean?
156
00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,360
Well, I'm sorry, Kate.
157
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:25,360
Hey, no one wants you and Drew to stay
together more than me, but at some point
158
00:08:25,361 --> 00:08:28,681
you have to admit, I mean, these guys were
great and they were all in love with you.
159
00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:32,500
You got to see that, you know,
maybe the problem isn't us, it's...
160
00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,040
Me?
161
00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:44,700
That's what I was thinking.
162
00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:51,320
Oh, God, if I hurt all of you guys this
much, that means I can hurt Drew.
163
00:08:52,940 --> 00:08:54,140
Oh, my God, tomorrow night.
164
00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:54,620
What?
165
00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,840
Tomorrow night's supposed to be our first
night.
166
00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,360
I can't... I can't do it.
167
00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:00,440
I can't sleep with Drew.
168
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,280
Hi.
169
00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,240
Welcome to Playboy's sexual secrets.
170
00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,300
Tape number nine.
171
00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:10,880
Sex for seniors.
172
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,220
Oh, crap.
173
00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:15,820
Wrong tapes.
174
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:20,680
Get ready for some fun sex positions that
won't break your hip.
175
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,800
I want her to watch.
176
00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,140
Hey, Kate, it's me again.
177
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,062
Listen, I know it says to
leave a short message, but I
178
00:09:34,063 --> 00:09:36,496
just wanted to say I'm really
looking forward to tonight.
179
00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:37,520
It's going to be great.
180
00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:38,800
Only an hour to go.
181
00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:41,260
Love you.
182
00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:41,860
Okay.
183
00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,240
Hang it up now.
184
00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:44,680
Bye.
185
00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,240
Ooh.
186
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,640
Say you got a big date with O'Brien,
huh?
187
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,200
Well, I hope you at least buy her dinner
before you Clinton all over her dress.
188
00:09:56,980 --> 00:09:59,620
Meany, there is nothing you can say to me
that will upset me today.
189
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,040
Oh, yeah?
190
00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:02,740
That sounds like a challenge.
191
00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,040
Just a second.
192
00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,200
I'll tell you what the real challenge is.
193
00:10:09,420 --> 00:10:13,420
O'Brien trying to fake an orgasm during
your ten-second love-a-thon.
194
00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:16,580
Yeah, what is it?
195
00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:18,280
Oh, God.
196
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,560
No.
197
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,420
What do I do?
198
00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,680
Okay.
199
00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,760
Okay.
200
00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:28,900
Hey, buddy, I need a huge favor.
201
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,460
Oh, no.
202
00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:32,780
Is everything okay?
203
00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:36,520
I need a ride big time.
204
00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:37,320
Sure thing.
205
00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,040
Why don't you get your coat and I'll go
warm up the screw-u-mobile.
206
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:42,640
True.
207
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,760
That was the fertility clinic calling.
208
00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,647
The electricity's down
and the freezer's out, and
209
00:10:46,648 --> 00:10:49,200
my little zygote only has
one hour to be implanted.
210
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,680
What, does the Lord have to strike you
dead?
211
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:53,220
He doesn't want another one of you.
212
00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:56,376
Someone's got to take me down there.
213
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:59,200
This is a real operation, so someone's got
to bring me home.
214
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:00,120
What about Steve?
215
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,800
Steve's in Toledo till tomorrow.
216
00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,440
Come on.
217
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,840
We're family now.
218
00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,260
Please.
219
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,380
I want to have this baby.
220
00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:15,380
All right.
221
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,500
I'll do it for Steve.
222
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,320
Wait for me one thing.
223
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,716
I don't care how much help that farmer
needs.
224
00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:20,220
I'm not going to hold your hind legs.
225
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,540
Slow down, pig.
226
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:27,380
No.
227
00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,267
I'm taking you to the
clinic, I'm dropping you
228
00:11:29,268 --> 00:11:30,920
off, and that's it, to
get you to a cab home.
229
00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:33,340
There's no way I'm going to be late for
cake tonight.
230
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,520
Besides, the last thing I
need to see before my big
231
00:11:35,521 --> 00:11:37,680
date is you on the business
end of a turkey baster.
232
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:39,780
Okay.
233
00:11:39,781 --> 00:11:41,320
I can't believe Steve's in Toledo.
234
00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,660
Damn porcelain doll convention.
235
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,040
I'm sure it'll be fine.
236
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:48,980
Well, it hasn't been so far.
237
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,160
We tried everything.
238
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,680
I had hormone shots.
239
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,420
I've been poked by doctors.
240
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,661
I had more people fiddling around down there
than when I was a roadie for a fog hat.
241
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,500
I wish I was that dead cat in the middle
of the road.
242
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,020
I don't think I could take the
disappointment again.
243
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Turn left here.
244
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,780
Looks like the clinic's to the right.
245
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,480
No, we ain't going.
246
00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:13,540
It's hopeless.
247
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,456
If you're right, maybe I'm not supposed to
have a baby.
248
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:16,620
Just take me home.
249
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,100
Me neither.
250
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,880
Don't be getting all human on me now.
251
00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:23,700
Well, what if I can't have a baby?
252
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,400
Well, you never know unless you try.
253
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:28,479
How do you get a few
years from now when you
254
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,981
realize you came this
far and then you gave up?
255
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:32,900
I'm scared.
256
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,160
Well, don't be.
257
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:40,180
Look, I'm sure you're going to be a
fierce, protective mother.
258
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:45,060
The most any child can ask for.
259
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,300
You really mean that?
260
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:48,620
Yeah.
261
00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,540
Besides, you don't want your species dying
out with you.
262
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,280
Turn this car around.
263
00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,340
I'm having a baby.
264
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:05,930
Oh.
265
00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,470
Play a pretty good fiddle, boy.
266
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,430
I give old Lewis's due.
267
00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:14,330
Bet you fiddle a gold against your soul
because I think I'm better than you.
268
00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:18,450
Say nothing of this.
269
00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:20,930
Hey, where's Kate?
270
00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:22,070
I should not hear you.
271
00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:22,730
Oh, good.
272
00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:23,810
We're both running late.
273
00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,170
What are you doing here?
274
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:29,330
Oh, I brought you over some cologne we're
developing at Drug Co.
275
00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:31,270
It'll make Kate crazy for you.
276
00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:33,430
Oh, it smells great.
277
00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:35,330
Oh, gee, thanks, Lewis.
278
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:35,950
Yeah, no problem.
279
00:13:35,951 --> 00:13:38,430
I'm sure you won't be in the 3%.
280
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:46,410
What, 3 %?
281
00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:50,510
Oh, well, 3% of the monkeys in the test
group tried to eat their own genitals.
282
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,080
Any negative side effects?
283
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:01,960
Hello?
284
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,760
Drew, it's me.
285
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,976
Before you say anything, I have something
to tell you.
286
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,700
I just need some time alone to think about
things so I can't come over tonight,
287
00:14:09,820 --> 00:14:10,820
and I'm really sorry.
288
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
Bye.
289
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,260
Kate, wait.
290
00:14:13,780 --> 00:14:14,780
What's wrong?
291
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,140
Kate says she's not coming over.
292
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,460
I don't get it.
293
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:22,180
Well, what'd she say?
294
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,440
She said she needs time to think about us.
295
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,040
Oh.
296
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,040
I understand.
297
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,780
She just doesn't want to sleep with me.
298
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,120
Come on.
299
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,120
You don't know that.
300
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:40,200
Maybe she sprained her thing.
301
00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:43,740
No, no.
302
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:46,840
She... She just doesn't love me.
303
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,700
Sorry, man.
304
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,640
I'm sure there's something I can do to
cheer you up.
305
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,240
Hey, Drew.
306
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,000
There may not be love in this house
tonight.
307
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,820
There may not be sex.
308
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:04,540
But by God, there is gonna be turkey in
the straw.
309
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:30,780
Oh, Drew.
310
00:15:30,781 --> 00:15:31,781
Drew.
311
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,540
Drew?
312
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:46,100
Drew?
313
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,240
Lewis, I told you I don't want to dance.
314
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,500
Go away.
315
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,340
Drew, it's me.
316
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,100
Kate, what are you doing here?
317
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,720
I couldn't sleep.
318
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,780
I was really scared about something,
and I have to talk to you.
319
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,460
Don't be scared here.
320
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,100
Climb into bed.
321
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:04,700
I'll talk it out.
322
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,420
I don't even know where to start.
323
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,500
I'm so sorry I stood you up.
324
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,960
But I just found out there's an actual
club of my ex-boyfriends.
325
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,281
I've hurt everybody that I've been in a
relationship with.
326
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,020
Oh, Kate, they just weren't the right
guys.
327
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240
It's not your fault.
328
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,460
Yes, it was.
329
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,400
You didn't see their faces.
330
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,520
I really hurt them.
331
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:25,940
I don't want to hurt you.
332
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,120
I... I love you.
333
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,500
I'm willing to take that chance.
334
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,320
I love you too.
335
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,260
But I've been in love before, and I
screwed it up.
336
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:36,520
I mean, how do I know it's gonna work this
time?
337
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,880
How do we know this is the real thing?
338
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880
We're in love.
339
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,380
Do I have to do spell it out for you?
340
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:57,885
L is for the way you look
at me O is for the only one I
341
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:07,820
see V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than F
342
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:25,380
is all that I can give to you Love is more
than just a game for two Two in love can
343
00:17:25,381 --> 00:17:34,480
make it Take my heart and please don't
break it Love was made for me and you Ooh,
344
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:18,840
I see, V is very, very extraordinary.
345
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:26,100
E is even more than anyone that you are
done can love.
346
00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:38,870
If to you love is more than just a game
for two, two.
347
00:18:38,871 --> 00:18:42,510
Ooh, it all can make it take my heart.
348
00:18:45,720 --> 00:19:13,970
Was made for me and you.
349
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,830
Drew, that was great.
350
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:17,630
Wasn't that great?
351
00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:53,170
God, I'm hungry.
352
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:55,750
I've never spent two days in bed with
anyone before.
353
00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:57,290
Yeah.
354
00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,790
Three times in 48 hours.
355
00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:03,110
Sexual peak at 18, my ass.
356
00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:08,470
This is the most perfect moment of my
life.
357
00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:09,770
Hey, pig!
358
00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:12,970
Drew, come to the window.
359
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:18,730
What?
360
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:19,950
It worked.
361
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:21,050
Mimi's pregnant.
362
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,850
I gotta carry clingin' to my walls.
363
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,120
Congratulations.
364
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,020
Oh, too bad things didn't work out at the
clinic.
365
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,880
Drew, she just said
she was... Nope.
366
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:39,680
Didn't happen.
367
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,280
She's not having a carry, Charles.
368
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:46,420
Drew, she just said she's... Hey,
I played along with your fantasy.
369
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,280
Play along with mine.
370
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:48,680
All right.
371
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,760
Drew left out one of his playboy tapes.
372
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,560
Let's be naughty.
373
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:58,700
Watch as Frank and Myra play doctor and
patient.
374
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,380
Doctor and patient!
375
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,800
Do you have my test results?
376
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:05,560
Yes.
377
00:21:06,060 --> 00:21:07,660
They indicate that you're a fox.
378
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,760
These are old people.
379
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,562
Well, yeah, see, they're
gonna leave, and then the
380
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,820
young people are gonna
come in and have sex, you see?
381
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:17,280
It makes it all legitimate, huh?
382
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
They're not leaving.
25800
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof