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Look at this one, honey.
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This trailer, it's got two bedrooms,
a full bath, and a breakfast nook.
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I wanna rent this one.
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Pretty big trailer.
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You sure Mimi can pull it?
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Well, maybe you could
give me some tips cause
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you haul your ass out
of bed every morning.
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Well, I'm really gonna be really glad when
we're on vacation and Mimi and I are miles
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away and you won't be able to snipe at
each other.
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So where are you guys going?
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Well, I always want to take a pilgrimage
to Dollywood.
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I hear if you can prove your sister's your
wife, you're getting free.
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Well, we better shake
our tail feathers so we want
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to rent this trailer before
somebody else does.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Man, hitting the open road.
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No schedules, no responsibilities.
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You know, sometimes I
fantasize about that when I'm
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napping under my truck in
the middle of the workday.
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Well, I gotta start my ship now.
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Oh, in that case, I'd like to order
something to go.
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An extra long kiss.
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How about a side of ass grab on the house?
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Looks like things are heating up with
Leslie.
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Could it be time to put another notch in
the bedpost?
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Yeah, I mean, I still have something to
match the other one.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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A gentleman does not discuss intimate
details.
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Time to take the pill that numbs my
genitals so I can last longer.
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What
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do you want to do that?
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Every woman I've been with wants it to go
fast.
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It's a drug co-experiment I begged my way
into.
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You know, it's kind of been a while for
me.
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I mean, I've been
practicing, but it's different
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when you're up against
another team, you know.
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Hey, you know, Drew, I can get you some of
these.
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Oh, uh, we don't need any sex pills,
because Kate and I aren't having sex.
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We're taking it slow.
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And?
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And it's a mutual decision.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, here's to finally having a sex life.
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Again.
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It's just like riding a bike, right?
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Oh, shoot.
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You know, for the first
couple times, you might want
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to have your dad hold
onto you so you don't fall off.
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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Hey,
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pig, how come you're cleaning your sty?
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You know, if you win the blue ribbon,
they'll eat you.
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I'm just taking Mr. Szilard's
memo to heart and
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making my workplace
presentable and professional.
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You know, you can do the same if you wore
a business suit.
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Pulled it over your head.
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Good morning, Carrie.
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Every morning is a good morning when
you're running the store, sir.
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Carrie, when you grovel, sir,
obviously, it offends a man of Mr.
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Szilard's extraordinary
and superlative character.
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You know, Carrie, your challenge
today is find a spot on my ass that Mr.
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Wick hasn't already kissed.
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Good luck trying.
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Carrie, I must say, your desk is spotless.
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Love it.
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Everyone get around.
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Take a look at this.
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Now, this is a perfect example of a
workstation.
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There are no personal
effects, no photos of
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loved ones, no signs of
outside life whatsoever.
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In fact, if you died, we could bring
another man in here.
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You wouldn't even know that Carrie
existed.
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Not to frighten you,
sir, but I intend to
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take enough people with
me to be remembered.
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The reason I'm singing off this desk is
that when clients come into the floor,
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I want them to know the atmosphere here is
business.
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Whoops.
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Got to take my folic acid, trying to get
preggers.
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Get in the ground ready for planting.
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What is all of this?
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Didn't you get the memo?
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No personal effects on your desk.
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Everything that's on this desk is about
business.
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This troll takes my messages,
and this one holds my
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pencil, and this big one
supervises the other two.
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But whatever.
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You know what?
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All this stuff has got to go.
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And you need to start dressing like you
work in an office.
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The way I dress and what I have on my desk
makes me happy.
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And when I'm happy, the work gets done.
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You know what would make me happy?
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That if the desk in front
of the manager's office
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didn't look like the
gateway to Santa's Village.
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You can send all the damn memos you want.
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I'm not changing nothing.
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I'm gonna tell you this once.
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Change the clothes, change the desk,
or you'll be changing jobs.
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Sir, in the words of Olivia Newton-John,
I love you, I honestly love you.
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I'm sorry, boss.
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I couldn't hear you.
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I was filling out my wrongful termination
suit.
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Fired for personal appearance.
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I could win this one with a lawyer from
the mall.
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Sir, in the words of
Abba, take a chance,
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take a chance, take a
chance, take a chance.
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Mimi, if you cross me on this,
I will become your worst nightmare.
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Unless you dream about yourself.
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What's going on here?
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Mimi, please!
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I'm in a meeting with Mr. Solon!
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He's so funny, he's making my sights hurt!
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Good.
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That man can make one knock-knock joke
last an hour.
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What's the deal with this?
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Oh, congratulations, they finally got you
an office.
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It's just a trick to hide me.
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No, no, it is technically an office.
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It's all perfectly legal.
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You still get to wear what
you want and display your
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trolls and other sad
little Nicky -Nicky things.
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Well, then I guess I won.
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Well, we all did.
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I don't like it in here.
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Sorry, I can't hear you.
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Mimi?
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What do you want?
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I want to put $50 on Man of War to win.
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What kind of world is it
where beautiful women
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are caged and pigs
are allowed to run free?
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Jeez!
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Can't even breathe in there.
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Well, maybe we should drop in some hay.
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It'll bring back fond
memories of when you
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came out of your mom
and learned how to walk.
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The important thing is I went eye to eye
with the boss and he blinked.
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Not the way I see it.
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I think you backed down because you're
afraid of being fired.
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I didn't back down.
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Well, you let him put you in a little box.
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We're not always going to notice you
anymore.
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People always notice me.
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I'm a head turner.
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If I was you, I wouldn't put so much
effort into your clothes from now on.
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Hey, I don't spend my
weekends digging through the
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rhinestone barrel at the
yarn bar not to get noticed.
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Hey, you don't have to tell me, but I think
it's time you holstered up the dazzler.
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So, uh, get your can out here.
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I'm not working in there.
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Mimi, your phone is ringing.
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I don't care.
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I'm not going in there.
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Actually, Grandma Ma is in hospital.
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If something's happened, it would be nice
to know.
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Your job is to answer the phone,
so please answer the phone.
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No.
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Then you're not doing your job and you're
fired.
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What?
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Mr. Wick, you got to help me.
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I worked for you for four years.
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And if you'd absorbed
anything in that time,
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it would have been
that I'm a bad person.
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Bye -bye.
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Look, I know this is a bad time for you,
so I'm not going to gloat.
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I'll just get your severance package.
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Oops.
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I got your 401K information.
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I'm starving.
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I can't believe we got kicked out of
medieval times.
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I can't believe we were banished for a
whole fortnight.
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Yeah, I didn't know this T-shirt was going
to spook the horses.
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Well, I got to hit the ladies' room.
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But after that, we're going home.
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And I'm not going to be such a lady.
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Okay.
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I can't wait, baby.
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I can't go through this again tonight.
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What's the matter, buddy?
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Numbing pills aren't working?
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They're working too well.
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It was great for the first hour.
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The second hour was all right.
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But by the third hour, it wasn't even sex
anymore.
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It was just push-ups.
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Three hours?
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What, no foreplay?
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So...
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In the interest of science, how long did
this go on for?
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Until I got a cramp in my butt and she
thought I had an orgasm.
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Come on, champ.
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Hope you're ready for the Guinness Book of
Records tonight.
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Ooh, hey.
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Something to read.
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Hey, so who wants a beer?
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I do.
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Hey, Drew, what's me been doing in the
backyard?
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I thought I tied those garbage bags up.
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I've got more crap than I do.
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Steve, what the fuck are you doing?
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If he can wear that shirt, I'm gonna have
that toilet paper made with his face on it.
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Well, since Mimi lost her job and I
haven't been able to find any work,
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we decided to give up our apartment and
buy this trailer instead of renting it.
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And you just park it in my backyard
without even asking me?
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No, I'm just picking up some stuff from
your garage that I left there.
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Don't worry, pig.
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We're leaving tomorrow.
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We're not just visiting Dollywood.
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We're moving there and we're getting jobs.
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Mimi's leaving Cleveland for good?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hallelujah!
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Yeah, it turns out getting fired was the
best thing ever happened to me.
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Mm -hmm.
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Testify.
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There's so much stuff in the garage this
is gonna take all night.
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Uh, Kate, Oswald, come on.
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There's a box of iron to move themselves.
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Come on, let's go, go, go.
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Give me the keys to your truck and I'll
hook your trailer.
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Why?
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What are you gonna do?
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I'll fill it up with gas and get the oil
changed.
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Then I'm gonna go down the street and I'm
gonna punch that atheist in the nose.
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Tell me there's not a God.
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Hello?
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Drew, what happened?
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Are you okay?
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What's going on?
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He's fine.
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He's just in shock because his truck was
stolen.
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His truck?
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Yeah, it seems he left the key in it while
he was filling it up.
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Now, my guess is he went inside to get the
giant pretzel.
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What are you doing standing here?
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Go look for our truck.
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Well, we already found it, ma'am.
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You see, we were in the
area so we were able to give
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pursuit until the suspect
jumped out of the vehicle.
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Where's that truck?
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Well, it exploded when we shot at it.
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It's quite a fireball.
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Just as long as you're all right,
honey.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much, officer.
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So... was it worth it?
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Was your salty treat worth my truck?
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I'm sorry, Steve.
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I'll pay the deductible and I'll get you
another truck and get you on your way.
252
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:44,840
That's the main thing.
253
00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:45,820
Important thing is to get you on your way.
254
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,380
I really want to get you on your way.
255
00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,183
Well, maybe what you
should have done is wait
256
00:12:50,184 --> 00:12:53,181
till you get home where
you have some pretzels.
257
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:55,860
You're not hot.
258
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,260
I don't believe this.
259
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,840
No, it's true.
260
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,000
They keep the pretzels warm in this
rotating heater.
261
00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:06,160
Don't worry, Steve.
262
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,200
We'll get a new truck with insurance
money.
263
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,820
No, we won't because I let it lapse two
months ago.
264
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,160
Hey!
265
00:13:18,161 --> 00:13:19,800
What do you mean you let it lapse?
266
00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,176
I don't want to talk about it now.
267
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,400
Let's discuss it at home.
268
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,600
Oh, my God, they're home.
269
00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:41,730
The heck happened to all the hot water?
270
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,010
Oh, sorry, bro.
271
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:45,086
We hooked up the trailer to your plumbing.
272
00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:47,150
Mimi's a bear without her hot shower in
the morning.
273
00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:50,930
Can't you just roll around on the snow
till her fur is clean?
274
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,030
Oh, I'm sorry, Drew.
275
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,192
I thought since you got
a truck stolen and ruined
276
00:13:56,193 --> 00:13:58,791
our lives, it'd be okay
to borrow a little water.
277
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,750
Well, I'm sorry.
278
00:14:00,810 --> 00:14:02,026
I didn't sleep well last night.
279
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,690
The rocking trailer kept me up all night.
280
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,130
And then the screaming started.
281
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:07,830
What was that?
282
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:10,330
That was me when I realized I was going
out of the trailer.
283
00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:13,130
Why is it so cold in here?
284
00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:15,930
We had to prop open a window to get some
power cords out there.
285
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,910
What have you done to my backyard?
286
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:22,970
Look at this.
287
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,590
All I need is a three-legged dog back here
and I'm officially white trash.
288
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,460
I thought you were gonna live in the
trailer.
289
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,760
What's all your junk doing in my backyard?
290
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,920
Well, it's not your backyard anymore.
291
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,260
It's my front yard.
292
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,060
Oh, well, you know, don't get used to it.
293
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:40,620
It's only temporary.
294
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,960
You know, they don't call it a mobile home
for nothing.
295
00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:43,800
Why not?
296
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,420
They call you a man for nothing.
297
00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:49,680
And look, until you buy us a new truck,
we're stuck here.
298
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:54,080
If you don't mind, I have some laundry to
hang, and up next are my dainties.
299
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,480
And never up again is my penis.
300
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,410
Hey, Steve.
301
00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,566
Tomorrow, I'm taking you down to the store
and I'm getting you a job.
302
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:07,030
Doing what?
303
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:08,450
A new position just opened.
304
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,070
It's Vice President.
305
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,190
I'm getting your trailer the hell out of
my yard.
306
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,030
Calm down, bro.
307
00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,130
That's not you talking.
308
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:15,090
It's your blood sugar.
309
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,450
That's why I made us some eggs.
310
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,350
Thanks.
311
00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:20,710
Come and get it.
312
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:21,830
The eggs are ready.
313
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:23,966
Did you make breakfast, too?
314
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:24,170
No.
315
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,290
We're trying to have a kid.
316
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:26,410
She's ovulating.
317
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,980
Well, Carol, thank you for a lovely day.
318
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,720
Can I get you a cup of coffee or something
before I go?
319
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,220
We discussed this.
320
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,080
I get you the coffee, sir.
321
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,540
Now, you put that coat on.
322
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,660
It's cold outside.
323
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:51,600
Yes, Mommy.
324
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:52,880
I mean, Carol.
325
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,960
Mr. Carey.
326
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,420
Mr. Carey, sir.
327
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:57,960
Huh?
328
00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:58,680
Why'd you call me that?
329
00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,280
It's a sign of respect.
330
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:00,980
I know.
331
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,080
Why'd you call me that?
332
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,840
You'd be silly.
333
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:10,100
It's just that the woman that used to work
there called me pig, and she had me
334
00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,261
arrested for attempted murder and sent me
off to China.
335
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,600
There, there.
336
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:16,940
It's okay.
337
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,000
Carol's here now.
338
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:20,001
Oh.
339
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,500
You know what might make you feel better.
340
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:28,080
Why don't you join me and have one of my
special cookies?
341
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,320
Okay.
342
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,460
Wait!
343
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:32,360
You still want to eat it?
344
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,240
You've got to learn to trust again.
345
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:37,940
I'm sorry.
346
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,320
Just don't give up on me, Carol.
347
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,120
Hey, Drew.
348
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:44,520
Hey.
349
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,420
So, I've been to every trailer park in
town.
350
00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:48,280
What'd you find out?
351
00:16:48,281 --> 00:16:51,460
Found a place for Steven Mimi to live
that's in your price range.
352
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,680
Oh, that's great.
353
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,160
And now, I know where you can get a baby
for a carton of cigarettes.
354
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,820
You want to do an ironing in my kitchen?
355
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,800
There's no room in the trailer.
356
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,800
Why do you vacuum at 2 a.m.
357
00:17:07,801 --> 00:17:10,380
in the morning but naked with your shades
open?
358
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,640
Why don't you get Steven here,
because we have great news.
359
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,160
Yeah.
360
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:15,800
Listen.
361
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,960
Found a trailer park for you guys in Move
-In, Joe.
362
00:17:17,961 --> 00:17:19,736
I'm willing to pay for the first six
months' rent.
363
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:19,860
Nope.
364
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,060
Not interested.
365
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:22,280
Come on.
366
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:22,460
Come on.
367
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,200
It has a swimming pool, laundry,
and it's owned for killing poultry.
368
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000
You can dangle all the amenities in front
of me that you want.
369
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,820
But until we save up enough to buy a
truck, we're not moving.
370
00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:34,260
Save up what?
371
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,820
I don't see you looking for a job.
372
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,000
Well, I've been trying.
373
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,220
But solar light must be giving me lousy
references.
374
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,635
Because every interview
that I go on, the personnel
375
00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,561
guy brings out all the
employees to meet me.
376
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,080
And then they have their pictures taken
with me, and then they never call me back.
377
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,320
Well, we're gonna have to do your job
searching from a trailer park.
378
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,940
No, I like it here better, where I have
house privileges.
379
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:55,460
Well, they end right now.
380
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,680
Get back in the trailer.
381
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:57,940
No.
382
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,540
Get back in the trailer.
383
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:00,680
Make me.
384
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:01,320
Make you?
385
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,520
What are you, two years old?
386
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,360
I have a hostage.
387
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,640
Give me that.
388
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:06,660
Give me that.
389
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:07,960
Give me that right now.
390
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,456
Get in the trailer, or it's going down my
pants.
391
00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:10,600
No, I can't go in there.
392
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,576
I swear to God, it's gonna touch my butt.
393
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,300
No, I don't want to go in there.
394
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,740
I don't want to go in there.
395
00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:17,060
I'm claustrophobic.
396
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,020
What?
397
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,720
Claustrophobic.
398
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,780
I thought it'd be all right in a trailer
if it was moving and the windows were
399
00:18:23,781 --> 00:18:26,840
open, but then we got stuck here and it's
even smaller than I thought.
400
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,280
I can't take it.
401
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,561
It's worse than that little box that they
wanted to put me in at work.
402
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:33,980
Oh, crap.
403
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:34,620
What?
404
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,300
I need to think.
405
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,480
Well, you can't use our toilet because
Steve's gonna take a shower.
406
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,560
Damn it.
407
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:44,440
Damn it.
408
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,100
Damn it.
409
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,360
Damn it.
410
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:47,220
Damn it.
411
00:18:47,221 --> 00:18:47,740
What is it, Drew?
412
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,020
Damn it.
413
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:49,520
Damn it.
414
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:50,780
Damn it.
415
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,720
Claustrophobia's a medical condition.
416
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,520
I can get Mimi her job back at the store.
417
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,540
Well, that's great, Drew.
418
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:56,900
You can get her out of the yard.
419
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,220
Yeah, but then I have to put her up with
her at work.
420
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,020
Damn it.
421
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,820
She's either at home or at my work.
422
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,076
I watch them solve mysteries.
423
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,236
People disappear there all the time.
424
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:04,640
What's going on with my kid?
425
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:05,780
She.
426
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,320
Drew, let's think about this logically.
427
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:12,740
You'd have her eight hours a day at work
versus 16 hours a day at home.
428
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,120
Yeah, but I'd be sleeping for eight hours.
429
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:17,380
Probably more because of the alcohol and
the depression.
430
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,580
Right, but you'd also have her home for
weekends and holidays.
431
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,660
I don't know what to do.
432
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,700
I guess I'll get her a job back.
433
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,280
Come on, Steve.
434
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,400
Maybe if we do it outdoors, it'll take.
435
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,600
You know, every time Mimi rings that bell,
an angel rips its wings off.
436
00:19:37,601 --> 00:19:38,601
Yeah.
437
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,030
Goodbyes are so hard.
438
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,630
Oh, you'll be all right.
439
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:50,610
You can face anything in the world.
440
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,670
Let a smile be your umbrella.
441
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,090
Out of my way, Grandma Moses.
442
00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:00,750
Here, take my flask.
443
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,060
That night, I had a dream.
444
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:15,101
Steve and Mimi left and traveled around the
world, just traveling and having babies.
445
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,300
It seems the farther away they got,
the more babies they had.
446
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,880
But I was happy as they were, because I
had care.
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