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Drew, can you drive a little more
carefully?
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I can't get this food in my mouth.
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Yes, and I can't get the bloody stick in
my pit.
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I can't help it.
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My car's out of alignment,
because I keep on
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hitting that stupid pothole
in front of my house.
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You're trying to tell me that
you can't see a big hole in
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the road with those Hubble
telescopes you got in your face?
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I see it fine.
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I just can't swerve around it when another
car's coming at me.
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And what's another head-on collision to
you?
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Oh, I'll laugh about that
later, but right now... Incoming!
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What?
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I'm always ready when you guys pick me up.
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Don't you guys do anything at home?
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Coffee's ready.
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I know what the real problem is here.
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Every time you look in
the rear view mirror, you're
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distracted by my rock-hop
white cliffs of Dover.
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I swear to God, I will
crash this car and kill us all if
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you don't get your pasty
English man-teats out of my face.
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Wait a minute.
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Boobs.
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Hooters.
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Ah, crap.
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I love finding a
report with the sexual
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harassment guidelines
in it back at the house.
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Hang on.
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Kimme, I've got a very important 9 o'clock
meeting.
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If I'm late, there's gonna be hell to pay.
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Don't worry, Sino's shortcut.
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I'm right around the corner.
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Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop!
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Hey, good-looking.
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Would you like some fries with that shape?
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Ah, she's not interested.
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Go, go, go!
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Don't be offended, sir.
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She's probably just late for school.
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I mean, Drew, that report's not the only
thing you forgot.
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What are you talking about?
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There's your pothole!
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Is everything all right?
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I'm fine.
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What are you looking at?
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Yeah, sir.
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I'm looking at a guy who's got to get to a
9 o'clock meeting.
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Either while you're still looking your
best.
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Now it's being video-conferenced to all
our stores.
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I know, sir.
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I know.
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All
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this energy calling me Back where it comes
from It's such a crude attitude It's back
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where it belongs All the little chicks
with the crimson lips Go Cleveland Rocks,
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Cleveland Rocks Living in sin with a safe
defense Go Cleveland...
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What are
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you thinking about?
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Wait.
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Don't tell me.
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Let me make my guess on this napkin.
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And if I'm right, you buy the next beer.
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Okay, I was thinking about my lousy
timing.
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I mean, here I am crazy about Drew right
at the same time that stupid store
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therapist tells him to lay off
relationships for a while.
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That's exactly what I wrote.
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Let's see.
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Wait, I'm not finished.
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A large pizza and a pitcher of beer.
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You heard the lady.
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Would you stop fooling around?
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This is a real problem for me.
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You?
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What about Drew?
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Because he can't be with a
woman and he's channeling
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all his sexual energy
in the fix in his street.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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Gotta fill that hole.
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I tell you, until I get that hole filled,
I think I'm gonna burst.
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Sick of hearing about it.
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I say we go down to the hardware store, we
get a shovel and some gravel and some tar.
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We just fill the pot hole ourselves.
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Who's with me?
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Yeah, I am.
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Oh, you guys in hot tar.
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That's a really good idea.
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Doesn't someone here
have a do-it-yourself
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press-on tile stuck
somewhere below the waist?
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I don't see what that has to do with
anything.
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Anyway, we're gonna fix this hole,
we're gonna do it the right way.
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That's why I've been going door to door
asking people to vote for Prop 147.
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You know what Prop 147 is, don't you?
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Do you know there's an election tomorrow?
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Yes, we know there's an election tomorrow,
and yes, we know what Prop 147 is.
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What is it?
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It's to provide more police to perform gay
marriages at Indian casinos.
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No, it's to provide funding for street
repair.
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The streets that take the police to
perform gay marriages at Indian casinos.
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These passes are gonna fix the pot hole in
front of my house.
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It's all written down in this thing.
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You can read about it right here.
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I'd like to see one of those.
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In fact, maybe I could buy you a beer and
you could tell me more about Prop 147.
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It's all in the pamphlet.
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Well, maybe we could just have a beer.
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The beer's at the bar.
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I'm sorry.
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Um, did I say something wrong?
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Look, I'm not in a good place right now,
and I can't be in a relationship, okay?
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Okay?
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Okay?
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He doesn't love himself.
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Oh.
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Do you love yourself?
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All the time.
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But I wouldn't mind trying a two-way.
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Where you going?
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Hey.
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Drew, I think what you're doing is great.
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In fact, you know what?
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I'm gonna swear off dating for a while,
too.
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Oh, that's so nice, Kate.
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And don't worry, it's not that hard.
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I found all kinds of stuff to keep my mind
off sex during the campaign.
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Uh, banging on doors,
licking envelopes, just
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banging and licking,
banging and licking.
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Well, welcome to the celibate army,
you two.
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We don't get many volunteers, but we're
glad to have you.
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Private O'Brien, get me a beer.
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I'm sorry about the smell, ma'am.
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A bottle of ammonia exploded in the fire.
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Is that better, ma'am?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Can I buy you a beer?
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Oh, seven seconds, still the king.
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Thank you.
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Uh, no thanks.
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God help me.
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I'm trying to get me some of that.
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Hey, so where was the fire?
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We have W Hall.
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We're on, uh, Rook Park.
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Oh, no.
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That's where we're supposed to go vote
tomorrow.
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Well, you'll all have to go downtown
unless they can find another place.
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Hey, why don't we move the voting over to
the adult bookstore?
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They already got the booze.
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Hey, I got an idea.
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I can volunteer they have the voting at my
house.
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And people will hit
the pothole on the way
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over there, and they'll
have to vote to fix it.
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I wonder if we can call right now.
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Oh, you.
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Sitting around here all with your shirt
off.
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How much money you make a year?
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About $40,000.
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Damn it.
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All right, everybody, attention.
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If everything goes okay, the new polling
place is gonna be at Drew's house.
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That's 720 Sedgway.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Thank you, man.
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Hey, look at me.
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I'm a mountain man's bride.
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Kind of slow, huh?
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Yeah, not a lot of people out voting.
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I'll be glad when I'm dead.
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Fourth time you've said that in the last
hour, Miss Hopkins.
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I'm starting to think you're all talk.
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Hey, guys, today's the big day,
huh?
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You've been on all the doors, we've looked
all the envelopes.
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Now it's time to poke holes in those
ballots and stuff in the mailbox.
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Poke and stuff.
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Poke and stuff.
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Poke and stuff.
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Well, I just signed the death warrant for
the Peregrine Falcon.
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Stick that up your egghole, you cat
-stealing bastard.
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Thank you.
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Hey, so you really have every president on
there?
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Yep, well, 42.
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I just hope someday I have a woman on me.
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What are you doing?
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I'm waving goodbye to my fixation on
lesbian sex.
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Hey, welcome, good Americans.
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Sign in here.
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Here's your ballots.
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Oh, we didn't come to vote.
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We just hit a pothole and it gave us a
flack.
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Can we use the phone?
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Hey, you want to get back at that pothole?
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Vote against it.
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Nah, we got to get the car fixed and get
back to the frat house for the beer brunch.
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Beer brunch.
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That's what we've been missing between
beer breakfast and beer lunch.
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Tell you what, if you vote, we'll give you
a free buzz beer.
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What do you think?
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Sure.
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Oh, we're a couple of idiots.
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Yeah.
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We should have been giving out free beer
all along.
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Wait a minute.
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You can't give out beer before people
vote.
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How about afterwards?
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That should be all right.
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Okay.
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Also, when you go spread the word,
I'm going to go eat the beer.
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Well, if you boys are
going to pass out beers,
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I'm going to go bum
me a medicinal joint.
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That's only legal if you have glaucoma.
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My eyes.
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Hey, congratulations.
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You're a responsible citizen.
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Now, here's your booze.
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Hey, this week goes out to all you voters
out there.
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How's going on here?
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Hey, we're giving away beer for votes.
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Well, I'm going to prison.
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There will be tons of new
customers for buzz beer, and
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what it has is people are
voting to fix your pothole, huh?
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Beer?
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Are you crazy?
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We're going to throw out all the votes.
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All my hard work for nothing.
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The pothole wins again.
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Hey, this is your fault, pal.
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Yeah.
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Putting guys like us
in charge in the single
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most important process
in this great land.
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You think this is a joke?
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All right, that's it.
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Party's over.
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Put out your cigarettes.
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Get rid of your beer.
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Hey, who's the face of the booth?
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Here I stand all brokenhearted.
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Came to vote, but only...
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Dad's here.
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Party's over.
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Uh, excuse me, son.
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Did you just put out your cigarette in the
ballot box?
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No, I put it in the... uh-oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, does anybody have a key?
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Oh, no.
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The inspector has the only key,
but not to worry.
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No.
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The polls are closed, and he'll be here
any minute.
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Um... Ow!
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All right.
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Everybody stand back.
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I
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am not paying for that.
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Hey, quick.
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Grab some water.
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Well, that's it.
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The votes are ruined.
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You opened the box?
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That's vote tampering.
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You could go to prison.
260
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,520
That must be the inspector.
261
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:29,940
I'll get it.
262
00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:30,260
Quick!
263
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:31,460
Somebody stop her!
264
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:34,720
Okay.
265
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:35,600
We got to think.
266
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000
The vote's ruined.
267
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,360
The inspector's at the door.
268
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,820
And Oswald's giving that old lady an
airplane ride.
269
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,880
And the red baron!
270
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,660
Whee!
271
00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:50,820
Hey, the inspector can't report it if he
can't call it in, huh?
272
00:12:58,060 --> 00:13:00,360
Would somebody please take this away from
me?
273
00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,250
Who is it?
274
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,510
Calling inspector.
275
00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:09,870
I'm here to pick up the ballots.
276
00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:11,350
Okay.
277
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:14,270
If there's any chance of getting this
pothole fixed, everybody's got to vote again.
278
00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:16,090
Kate, start passing out ballots.
279
00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:18,846
Louis, Oswald, you keep that guy busy for,
like, five minutes.
280
00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:19,870
Okay.
281
00:13:20,210 --> 00:13:21,210
Hey.
282
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:22,270
You think of what I'm thinking?
283
00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:23,290
Way ahead of you.
284
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,650
Come back in five minutes!
285
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,650
Got anything else for us?
286
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:29,330
Right.
287
00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:30,550
Okay.
288
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:31,270
Excuse me!
289
00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:32,290
The door's jammed.
290
00:13:32,470 --> 00:13:33,470
Meet us around back.
291
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,130
Okay.
292
00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:36,470
What are we going to do when we get out
there?
293
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:38,390
Can you still make your butt talk?
294
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:39,886
Can you still throw in your voice?
295
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:40,910
You better come!
296
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:41,950
You said that!
297
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:44,870
Okay.
298
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,066
Does everybody have a ballot?
299
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:46,370
Yeah.
300
00:13:46,371 --> 00:13:46,510
Okay.
301
00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:47,770
Now, everybody focus, please.
302
00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:48,130
Okay.
303
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:51,870
For mayor, if you vote a Democrat,
that's the first column, third hold down.
304
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:54,190
Republican, first column, fourth hold
down.
305
00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:57,230
Zoo expansion, yes, third column,
fourth hold.
306
00:13:57,810 --> 00:13:59,530
No, third column, fifth hold.
307
00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:00,770
Ingle!
308
00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:04,190
If we vote in here, would you please pay
attention?
309
00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:06,330
This is how a wrestler becomes a governor.
310
00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,010
I can't believe we locked the door behind
us.
311
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,086
I'm sure there's a key around here
somewhere.
312
00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:14,270
Oh, maybe it's under the mat.
313
00:14:14,590 --> 00:14:14,990
Hey!
314
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,450
It's Mr. Heine!
315
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,410
Say, Mr. Heine, is it true that you have
two cars?
316
00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:23,530
I cared, but I wrecked them!
317
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:25,930
Shh!
318
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:32,326
Are you trying to stall
me because interfering
319
00:14:32,327 --> 00:14:35,161
with an election official
is a federal offense?
320
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,740
Oh, man, you know, I bet we can get in
that front door.
321
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,660
Mr. Heine never got to do his rendition of
Like a Virgin.
322
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,760
Okay, the next five are judges.
323
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:47,640
Anybody care who's who?
324
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,820
No!
325
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,880
Okay, just punch any hole, 225 and 39.
326
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:54,060
Man, all this voting is killing my buzz.
327
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:55,740
Let's go.
328
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:56,780
Yeah, like how you will.
329
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,500
You're gonna sit down and listen to the
man and vote.
330
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:00,300
You know what?
331
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,780
Ah, you're hurting me.
332
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:04,780
Yeah, this is for every one of you frat
boys who called me a townie.
333
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:09,120
Oh, the last proposition and the most
important.
334
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,160
Street repair.
335
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:11,540
For yes, punch hole 65.
336
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:15,796
For no... Hey, Kate, how's that little Timmy
doing that fell in the pothole up front?
337
00:15:15,820 --> 00:15:16,820
Done look good, Drew.
338
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:17,740
Done look good.
339
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:18,900
Oh, it's too bad.
340
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:21,780
Okay, you've got about five seconds.
341
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,516
Everybody put your votes in the thing.
342
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:23,980
Give me your votes.
343
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:24,560
Give me your votes.
344
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:24,980
Grab your beers.
345
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,120
Get out of here.
346
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,960
Let's go.
347
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:33,740
Hi!
348
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:35,920
Don't you care?
349
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,600
You must be the, uh, polling inspector.
350
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:41,140
Why does it smell like beer and smoke in
here?
351
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:42,820
I have a cat.
352
00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:49,450
Wait.
353
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,550
Drew, they're reporting on the election.
354
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,290
Councilman Hendrix is expected to win the
10th district.
355
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,010
And our exit polls indicate that all of
the propositions will pass.
356
00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:01,590
Except for one.
357
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:03,650
Close the library.
358
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:04,930
Close the library.
359
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:11,699
Proposition 147, the
street initiative looks
360
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:14,911
like it'll fail by an
overwhelming margin.
361
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:16,830
No.
362
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:18,890
All right, that's it.
363
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:20,450
I'm gonna go out there.
364
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:21,930
I'm gonna fill that hole up myself.
365
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:24,870
Drew,
366
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,360
I think this is illegal.
367
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,400
I don't care anymore.
368
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,420
All right?
369
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,580
I played by the rules and the system let
me down.
370
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,340
What good is democracy if you can't get
what you want?
371
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,400
Drew, it's cold.
372
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:46,900
Looks like it's gonna rain.
373
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,916
Come inside, you'll feel better about it
in the morning.
374
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:49,940
No, I won't.
375
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:55,400
Hey, if you do this, you're no better than
the whole.
376
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,040
I never said I was.
377
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,220
This is for my broken axle.
378
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,420
This is for my new shocks.
379
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,640
You're not up against the guard now.
380
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:15,900
You're up against the man.
381
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,000
Go back to hell where you came from.
382
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:34,600
I hate you.
383
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,060
I hate you.
384
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:36,580
I hate you.
385
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:40,620
You think he needs some help?
386
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,780
No, it looks like he's got another
control.
387
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,460
Hey, we have to help him.
388
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,010
Well, how you doing, buddy?
389
00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:53,450
It's been crap different day.
390
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,910
Let's go home, Drew.
391
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:59,290
No, I have to figure out a way to fix this
fight.
392
00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:01,770
I'm sure that I'm gonna beat this hole.
393
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,770
I swear I'll beat this hole.
394
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,030
This is not just about a hole.
395
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:07,730
I know.
396
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:10,310
It's about women.
397
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,140
This street looks beautiful.
398
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,140
You can't even tell there was a pothole
there.
399
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,436
Yeah, it was pretty smart to break the
water, man.
400
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:30,020
You knew that the city would have to come
by and fix the pothole.
401
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:34,021
You're looking at a guy who isn't smart in
the entire city government.
402
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:39,000
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta raise $1
,200, so I'll turn my water back on.
403
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,340
Hey,
404
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:47,570
you should be thanking me.
405
00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:49,810
I did what the city couldn't do.
406
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:52,710
I know you.
407
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,470
You're the Thompson boy.
408
00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:57,910
If you're the future, I feel sorry for
this country.
409
00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,310
Turn out the lights, America.
410
00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:02,110
It's all over.
411
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,111
Funny, I always thought
I'd be the one wearing
412
00:19:09,112 --> 00:19:11,721
the sandwich board ranting
about the government.
413
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,903
Well, the neighborhood
still needs a guy who sits on
414
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:15,921
his front lawn and it's
underwear and shoots a crows.
415
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,480
I got the gun.
416
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:27,260
So, tell me, beautiful, are we near the
airport, or is it my heart taking off?
417
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,340
My God, you can't take your eyes off me,
can you?
418
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,000
Some days, everything just clicks.
419
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,640
Oh, my God, Mimi, I'm late for my date.
420
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,060
Can I check myself out in your mirror?
421
00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:45,840
No, you look great.
422
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,160
Oh, come on, I'll give it right back to
you.
423
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,180
A little bushy up top.
424
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,120
Still, mustn't brag.
425
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,740
Before you go, sir, your left eye's a
little bloodshot.
426
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,180
Thank you.
427
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,620
Mimi, you do look after me, don't you?
428
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:09,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
429
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,660
Now, go on your date, and if you sneeze,
use these eye drops.
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