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Stop it!
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Stop it!
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Guests who made a jerk out of himself.
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You did.
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Gee, affordable 10-foot pole.
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Why would you carry that around?
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Back where it comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where the little chicks with the
grims and limbs go.
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Cleveland Rocks.
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Cleveland Rocks.
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Living in San Francisco.
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Cleveland Rocks.
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Last day filling in for Mr. Wick Hilarie.
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How many times are you gonna ask me that?
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Until it stops feeling good.
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Last day filling in for Mr. Wick Hilarie.
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Whoo!
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Well, at least I made it to the top.
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You never had your
butt kissed by 200 people,
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which is ironic because
you got the space for it.
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Last day filling in for Mr. Wick Hilarie.
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Got the rest of your junk on mine.
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Boy, you can't burn a flag, but you can do
that too.
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It doesn't seem right.
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Mr. Wick had a hard time in rehab.
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I'm just trying to make him feel at home.
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You know, if you were gone... if you were
gone...
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Here, Larry, I packed up
those important training
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tapes you had in the
bottom drawer of your desk.
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I don't have any training tape.
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Oh, my porno!
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Hello, girls.
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Morning, everyone.
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I'm back.
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Thank you, thank you.
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This is Winford Louder from Server Eyes.
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My God, I harassed those women?
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Welcome back, Mr. Wick.
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Here, let me give you a nice big salute.
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Well, the good news is, at night, we
get to fold her up and put her in a box.
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We round the old flag here.
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Now, I made gifts for everyone in rehab.
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Well, everyone who came to visit me.
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This is for you, Mimi.
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It's called a God's eye.
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For some reason, I thought of you.
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Nothing says thanks
for holding me while I
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sweat it and puke like
popsicle sticks in yarn.
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I'm kidding.
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You, more than anyone, were there for me.
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I made you this.
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It's a cubicle in a bottle.
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No, it's me.
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Oh, look at the detail.
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Look at his face.
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He seems to know that that donut will
bring him no joy.
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And, Larry, how can I thank you for trying
to steal my job?
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Ah, yes.
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With this.
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It's a pair of underwear I found frozen to
the road.
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As you can see, there's little question as
to why the gentleman threw them out.
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You're a class act, Wick.
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By the way, I've been naked on every
surface of your office.
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Toodles.
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Did anybody give you any bad news,
Horace Scott?
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There is no bad news when you're gone,
Mimi.
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Good.
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Then you haven't heard.
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I ran into someone you know down in Bridal
Registry.
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Guess who's getting married?
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Who?
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This is so good, I don't want to pull the
trigger.
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She's someone who dumped you and left you
wallowing in a pool of self-pity.
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You thought it was Nikki!
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Me!
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Nikki!
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I'm getting married.
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I knew she was coming up here.
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Crap.
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My flowery build-ups.
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Nikki!
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Hey, Drew.
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I almost didn't recognize you.
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Boy, your hair's different, you lost all
that weight.
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I've been picturing a whole other woman
begging me to take her back.
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You know, I'm sorry I came up here and
blurted it out like that.
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I was going to tell you
about the wedding and then I
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chickened out and then
Mimi saw me downstairs and...
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Well, here I am.
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This was a mistake.
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No, listen, I was... I was
trying to call you anyway.
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I mean, of course, I hung up when he
answered.
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How come you never star 69 me?
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That's for when you don't know who it is.
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Oh, well, hey, it's been a while.
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I mean, I'm over that.
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No more thinking with my dialing finger.
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Hey, it was nice seeing you.
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Have a good wedding and...
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Thanks.
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You know, I would have invited you.
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I just thought it would be incredibly
awkward.
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You know, like this, but with guests.
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I couldn't.
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I could go to the wedding of anyone I used
to.
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I was in love with.
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Loved.
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Duh.
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Duh, you're duh.
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Love.
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Duh.
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Of course, I still love you.
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I just love you as a friend.
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Duh.
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It's really good to see you.
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I've really missed you.
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In fact, I've missed the whole gang.
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I'll see you.
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Three, two, one.
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Gentlemen, start your blubbering.
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Sorry to disappoint you, Mimi,
but I can certainly handle this.
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Oh, look into my eyes and tell me you
don't feel like crying.
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It's not a man on earth that can pass that
test of me.
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I like the idea of putting our Halloween
buzz beer into tiny wax bottles.
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I think I'm gonna hurl.
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Somebody get me a thimble.
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I came up with this stupid plan anyway.
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You know darn well it was me, mister.
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Them tiny fighters.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You stay out of this, Miss Katie.
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I got at least two ounces of beer in me
and I'm ready to kick about this much ass.
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You know,
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just once I like to come home to fire
trucks in front of my house.
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Oh, my God.
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Nikki sent me an invitation to her
wedding.
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Oh, you wanna talk about it, buddy?
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I can't believe she did this.
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I told you I ran into her the other day.
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I mean, she was a mess.
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You're not gonna go, are you?
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I don't know.
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You know, it might not be fair to the
groom.
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I mean, he shouldn't be
standing there thinking,
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oh, great, there's a guy
who's up with my wife.
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And then Nikki's bound to make some
comparisons.
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They might not be flattering.
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To him.
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Um, once again, you're not gonna go,
are you?
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Well, she sent me an invitation.
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She wouldn't have sent me an invitation if
she wanted me to be there.
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Drew, it's a courtesy invitation.
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Nobody expects you to go.
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It's like when you ask who wants the last
piece of pizza.
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It's not the same thing at all.
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They'll be disappointed if I don't show
up.
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Doug, Drew, we've all been there,
okay?
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Don't listen to that
dumb little voice in
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your head that's saying,
maybe you should go.
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Maybe you should go.
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I mean, you gotta be curious to see this
guy, right?
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You're not helping Oswald.
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He's gonna go to this thing.
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It's gonna break his heart.
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Yeah, yeah, and then you're gonna grab the
ring.
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You're not gonna want to give it back.
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We're gonna have to chase you around the
boat.
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It's on a boat?
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She knows it's on a boat.
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Okay, we got invitations, too,
but don't worry.
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We're not going.
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You didn't tell me it was on a boat.
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We knew how excited you'd get,
okay?
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But we're not going to Nikki's wedding
without Drew.
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I'll take you on a damn boat.
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Yeah, well, a wagon ride in the backyard
is not a boat.
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Well, it's the best I can do.
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Well, I want to let him go and get on the
boat.
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You can look, okay?
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You guys are right.
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I shouldn't go.
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But you should go.
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It's about time Oswald saw the world.
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I don't know, Drew.
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What are you gonna do that night?
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Hey, it's two Saturdays from now.
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I don't plan that far ahead.
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I'm the kind of guy who just picks up the
remote and whatever happens, happens.
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Yeah, I tell you, I was really surprised
that you called Drew.
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I mean, you've been coming to that video
store for, like, five years.
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Well, you know, it's Saturday night and my
friends are all, uh, at a function.
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And I thought, hey, who better than
Margaret to take my mind off, uh,
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well, you know, all the things going on in
the world.
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Jeez, it's kind of crowded in here.
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Think we'll get a table?
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Nah.
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Hey, let's go to a wedding.
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Are you okay?
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Fine.
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Just know we're gonna have to run for the
boat.
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And then leap from the pier.
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Yeah, it was like we were, uh, Simon
and Simon for a second there, wasn't it?
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I think I'm gonna get a drink.
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Drew, what the hell are you doing here?
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Well, I thought about it and I didn't want
to be a poor sport.
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Besides, they'd be insulted if I didn't
show up.
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Drew, what the hell are you doing here?
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Hey, Mrs. Pfeiffer.
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Boy, you know, I wouldn't have missed this
for the world.
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Your response card said you weren't
coming.
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Oh, those crazy neighborhood kids always
getting my mail and changing my RSVPs.
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I'm sorry, but we have no place for you to
sit.
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Well, I'll just sit, uh, I'll sit on this
trunk over here.
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She said, shall I invite him?
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I said, sure.
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He's not gonna come.
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Oswald, get me in with this trunk.
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Okay.
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Hey, how's the date going?
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Couldn't be better.
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Come on!
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Excuse me, Harvey, just get a seat.
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Harvey, excuse me.
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If anyone's interested, the bar is open.
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Well, unlocked anyway.
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Hey, uh, has anybody seen Nicky?
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Drew, no.
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If it's bad luck for the groom to see the
bride before the wedding, I can only
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imagine what it must be for the ex
-fiancee.
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Ex-fiancee?
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You two were engaged?
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Oh.
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Fiancee, friend.
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The important thing is, I'm here with you
tonight.
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Mmm... Margaret?
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There's Nicky.
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Better, uh, tell her I'm okay with all
this stuff.
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She's damn doing crazy at our wedding.
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Excuse me.
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Drew?
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I just want to let you know, I've been
thinking about this whole thing,
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and I'm fine with everything, and I'm
really happy for you.
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I hope you have a great life.
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I told you he was gonna come.
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Now, if you'll excuse us, that song only
plays so long.
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Come here, away.
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Okay, great.
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Go, go, go.
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She dumped ya, didn't she?
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It was mutual.
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You both hated me, and she's the only one
that had the nerve enough to leave.
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Attention, attention, everyone.
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Once again, may I present to you,
Mr. and Mrs. Chris Fanjo.
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He's even better looking up close.
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Which was wearing me like a tux.
257
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Then three days after the wedding,
she chops him in the little pieces,
258
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puts him in a box, and mails him to his
mother.
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Crazy, kids.
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Hey there, buddy.
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Drew Carey, it's really, really good to
meet ya, huh?
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Nice to meet you, too.
263
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Really good to meet ya.
264
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Drew works at Winford Louder.
265
00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:22,590
He's an executive.
266
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:23,850
Wow, hey, that's great.
267
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Chris is in construction.
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He's building our house.
269
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Oh, you're building a house all by
yourself, huh?
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Well, good for you.
271
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Good for you.
272
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That's great.
273
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That's amazing.
274
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,410
I don't think that's so great.
275
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Drew can put a fist in his mouth.
276
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,430
Pretty amazing.
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00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:43,270
Well, um, nice to meet everybody.
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We gotta mingle.
279
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See you later, Drew.
280
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Okay, hey, still great with it.
281
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Well, that was uncomfortable.
282
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,110
Hmm, never sweated vicariously before.
283
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:58,010
You guys are reading way too much into
this.
284
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,290
Frankly, I feel sorry for it.
285
00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:03,330
I mean, talk about your poor man's Drew
Carey.
286
00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,630
More like your blind man's Drew Carey.
287
00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:12,410
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to make a
toast to my Nikki.
288
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You know, we all worry that our little
girl is not gonna find the right guy.
289
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:22,890
She drags home all kinds of losers,
characters.
290
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,050
Near Drew Wells.
291
00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:28,690
I mean, near Drew Wells.
292
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,170
Oh, what the hell?
293
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,830
I mean, that guy right over there.
294
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,590
Here's to right choices.
295
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:39,930
Joke's on him, Drew, because you've seen
his daughter's boobies.
296
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,220
If anybody else wants to make a toast,
now's the time.
297
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:53,160
Huh.
298
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:53,900
No, no, Drew.
299
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:55,180
No, no, no.
300
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:56,660
I'd like to make a toast, please.
301
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,720
Look, son, up to now you've been amusing
buffoon, but if you step over the line,
302
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:05,159
I'm gonna kick you so
hard we'll have to wait
303
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,961
for your morning ritual
to get my boot back.
304
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,200
So by the time I'm done, you wish you had
another daughter to give away.
305
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,520
Hello, everybody.
306
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,040
I'm Drew.
307
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:22,240
I've been trying to tell everybody how
happy I am for Nikki and Chris.
308
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:32,261
I just want to say that I hope that one day
I am as happy as they appear to be tonight.
309
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,240
Peace.
310
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,240
Wow.
311
00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,740
Well, I'm just a working man, so I'm not
really good with words.
312
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:52,705
But if I could just build
on what Drew said, I
313
00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:56,501
wish you all the happiness
that Nikki and I share.
314
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:01,280
And I don't know who it was that wrote,
But ah, if empty dreams so please,
315
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,140
love, give me more such nights as these.
316
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700
Anybody else?
317
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:16,960
Huh.
318
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,020
No, no, no.
319
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,640
All right, let's turn off the waterworks
and continue dancing.
320
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,310
Kaczotski!
321
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:32,190
Oh,
322
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:53,290
you know, he
actually... All right,
323
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
go ahead and say it.
324
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,036
I shouldn't have come to Nikki's wedding.
325
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,160
Oh, no, Drew, I still think you can turn
it around.
326
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,160
Hey, they just cut the minister in a
closet with the best man.
327
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,260
And guess what?
328
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:15,980
People are still talking about you.
329
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,360
Hi, guys.
330
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:20,820
Hi, Drew.
331
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:23,020
Well, we'll leave you two alone.
332
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:24,860
I'm gonna use the head.
333
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,700
That's what they call a toilet on a boat.
334
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,680
All right, all right.
335
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:31,860
I admit it.
336
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:35,480
I still have some feelings for you.
337
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:36,600
Really?
338
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:39,960
What an excellent reason to have not come
to my wedding.
339
00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:43,940
Look, you know I would never do anything
to hurt you on purpose.
340
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,400
I knew that, Drew.
341
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,216
Listen, uh... I have
nothing I want to say to you.
342
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:55,320
And, uh, I couldn't tell you in the office
because I was too nervous.
343
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,256
And I couldn't do anything on the boat
because it's been too crazy.
344
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,280
But dump that guy!
345
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:00,980
Come on, come on with me.
346
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,040
It's not too late.
347
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,720
Come on, I got nothing to lose anymore.
348
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,600
I know I'm in a basket now, but I'm not
gonna be in a basket forever.
349
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:07,740
You gotta give me a chance.
350
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:08,760
Come on.
351
00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:11,200
It's the last chopper on a Saigon,
baby.
352
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,440
Come on, let's go, go, go.
353
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,740
Now
354
00:20:55,660 --> 00:21:00,740
I'll tell you the tale of the slightly
awkward wedding at sea.
355
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:06,020
The night was dark as pitch.
356
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:10,940
350 pounds he was.
357
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,460
A great white.
358
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:17,380
Little doll's eyes and great big horned
rimmed glasses.
359
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,240
And let me tell you a little something
about Drew.
360
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,200
He eats, and he swims.
361
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,300
That's all he does.
362
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,980
Except for the swimming part.
363
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,280
He fought that chopper.
364
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:40,640
Oh, how he fought that chopper all the way
up into the sky.
365
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,100
So what happened to him?
366
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,640
They chopped him up, and they put him in
that chowder you're eating now.
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