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I can't thank you all enough for coming to
visit me in rehab.
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Oh, this place is pretty nice,
huh?
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Better in our apartment.
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You think what I'm thinking?
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We live worse than junkies?
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Not all rehab centers are like this.
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This is one of the best.
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Some of these people take drugs just to
get in here.
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And it's such a pickup joint.
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Yes, we had wet T-shirt night.
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Well, that woman over there had night
sweats.
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Hey, Matty.
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I just call her that because her hair's
old, Matty.
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I think she heard you.
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Now you can call her the finger.
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Tell us, your only job now is to get
better.
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Don't even worry about the store.
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I won't have to.
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I'll be there.
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So long, crackheads.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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You can't go anywhere.
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You've got a big problem, my friend,
huh?
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What a night that must have been,
huh?
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See, I'm fine.
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I saw an empty beer can.
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It didn't even occur to me to crack it
open and slowly lick out the entire inside.
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Here, let me throw that out for you.
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It's part of my getting humble.
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Oh, that's all right.
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I can do it.
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Hey, you're embarrassing yourselves in
front of the crackheads.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Have it your way.
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But you can't imagine what hell this is,
not the least of which is having people
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who once respected me, looking at me with
downcast eyes.
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It's because your robe is open.
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Sorry.
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Well, close up, will you?
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Fine.
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Would you guys excuse us for a second,
please?
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Might as well.
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Curtain's down.
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Show's over.
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Say, Mr. Wick.
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Now, you've got to hang in there and finish
this program, because if you don't, Mrs.
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Lowder's going to fire you.
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I'll try.
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But you can't imagine how difficult it is
without having lived through it.
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Haven't you ever been tempted with drugs
from some of your rock and roll friends?
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Fans that are friend of McQueen really
don't do a lot of drugs.
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You realize you had your appendix out.
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Hey, Drew, you know that old
drunk of our soul gets so blessed
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that every night at seven
o'clock he buys the house around?
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Well, he's here?
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No, no, it's almost seven o'clock.
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Come on, let's go.
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Think about the sacrifices that I made for
you.
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Think about the good times that I put you
through.
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Think about the time that I spent with
you.
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Come on, sugar and pink, think about the
things.
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Think about the bad things, I
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said the one who lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo...
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Ow!
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You're late.
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I had a hard time getting out of bed this
morning.
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Remember, lift with the knees.
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You know, Mimi, I had such
a good time playing with my
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band last night that even
seeing you can't affect it.
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Okay, that's not true.
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I own you, Larry.
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I have made up my mind.
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No.
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It's not fair.
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I want that job.
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I can't give it to you.
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What if I said that in the hot tub last
night?
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You're acting like a child.
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Compared to you, everyone's a child.
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Excuse me for speaking out of turn,
Mrs. Lauder, but it's not exactly
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dignified to come into my cubicle arguing
with your balding concubine.
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I'll parade him naked through the store in
a leash if I want to.
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Thanks a lot, Carrie.
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At any rate, I brought good news.
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As you know, Mr. Wick is in the junky bin.
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And we need a temporary replacement,
so Carrie...
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lose the fat daddy, oh, look, and you got
the job.
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This is just great.
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I slept Carrie's way to the top.
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Listen, you can stop your bickering,
okay?
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I don't want the job.
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What?
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Why?
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I got a lot of stuff going on in my life
right now.
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He doesn't want it.
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Can I have it?
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Come on, baby.
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Don't I do you right?
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All right, Larry, but my reputation's
riding on this.
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Don't embarrass me.
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Okay, what's the scam, Carrie?
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Why'd you turn it down?
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What do you know that I don't know?
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About a hundred of Larry and Mrs. Lauder
jokes for one thing.
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You know why I turn on the job?
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Because this place isn't my life anymore,
man.
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My music is.
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Well, I understand what you're going
through, Drew.
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Last summer, I was doing amateur porn.
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And, damn it, Carrie, I was good.
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But I listened to the naysayers.
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It's not practical.
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It's not smart.
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You're too hairy.
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Get out of my swimming pool.
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Oh, my God, that was you.
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Hey, did you hear?
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I'm taking over for a wick.
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Whatever I say, you got to do.
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Yes, sir, you say, jump.
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I say, how high would I have to be to take
orders from you?
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See you later, crap with feet.
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Jeans of blue, waist 42 My baseball cap
has chief wahoo In Cleveland, Ohio
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Humidity is up around 90 or so In
Cleveland, Ohio And when my workday's
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through I barbecue Put the kids to bed and
make love to you In Cleveland,
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Ohio
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I was born there I'll probably die there
Hope it doesn't snow In Cleveland,
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Ohio
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I have a special message here from the
management.
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There's an infection in
the waiting pool, so please
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keep your children out
for the next 48 hours.
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Goodnight, Cleveland!
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Aw, man.
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I drank out of that pool.
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Your new hair and beard make you look 30
years younger.
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Thanks.
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Hey, how old do you think I am?
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Hey, Kate, how's the job going?
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Octune, I'm your uber-brow girl.
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Would you like something that goes down
easy for a buck?
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You know, if people didn't
know any better, they'd
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probably think you were
talking about a drink.
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The 107th time I've heard that tonight.
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Hey, booze wench over here.
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Oh, hidden, buddy.
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I don't want to hear any more sexist
degrading terms like...
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This booze wench is okay.
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At least hookers get to lie down and take
their shoes off.
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Meet me at my table.
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Who's this from?
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That's so cool.
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You have a guy groupie.
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Wow.
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What do I do?
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I never have a groupie before.
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I guess I can go over and talk to him,
but what if one thing leads to another?
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What if next thing you know
we're in his hotel room, taking
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pictures for the album cover,
we're playing Twister, and...
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True, true.
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I think you've put way more thought into
this than he has.
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Let's just go talk to him.
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Hi.
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I'm Brew.
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This is my girlfriend, Darcy.
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You know what I do, Drew?
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Yeah.
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Doesn't sound too bad.
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It's just the kissing that bothers me,
really.
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I was interested in signing the band.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Well, you're not a gay groupie?
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Oh, you're probably from the record label.
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You want to sign us to a contract.
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Hey, guys, come here.
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Okay, not exactly.
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I booked things for the Romatians of Ohio.
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I just wanted to hire guys to do the
circuit.
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What do you mean, just in Ohio?
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Yeah.
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Just the Romatas?
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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Remember I said if things work out,
that I'd be able to quit Winford Louder?
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Well, this is it.
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The horned dogs just started going on
tour.
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Well, wait a second.
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You're quitting Winford Louder?
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For what?
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Do you think you're going to become a rock
star?
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Well, I mean, not a star.
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Probably.
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I mean, it's up to the public.
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Careful following your dreams,
Drew.
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Sometimes you end up looking like a German
slut and getting pinched in the ass.
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Hey, that's the album cover.
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Drake's in the house, everybody.
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Hey!
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Congratulations, Gary.
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Mr. Wick, what are you doing on the rehab?
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That's what I came to told you about.
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They kicked me out.
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Apparently, someone's changed the store's
health insurance.
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I'm not coming anymore.
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Oh, man.
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We must have screwed with benefits.
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Larry?
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Mrs. Louder's midnight cowboy?
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Well, that is just great.
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Now I've got to go in there and clean up
somebody else's mess.
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Why should my baby be any better than my
first?
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The great circle of crap is complete.
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Yeah, that's right.
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He belongs to our best friend and he's
missing.
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I think he dug his way into the fence to
get out.
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Yeah.
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Never mind.
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We found him.
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I don't care if Gary told you to look
after me.
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I can go for all I want to.
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He was at the high school screaming for
drugs.
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All right.
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Well, now hang here until Drew gets you
into rehab.
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If we have to, we'll handcuff you to the
furniture.
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Oh, you have to.
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I'm almost grossed out enough to use
Drew's shower.
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Hey, you know, we're doing this
because Drew made a promise
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to take care of you and he
tricked us into doing a forum.
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Yeah.
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You're not half as funny as Dudley Moore.
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Well, good news, boys.
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It's almost the magic hour.
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Magic hour?
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What's that?
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Well, once you make it 36 hours without
drugs, the craving stops.
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Three, two, one.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's better.
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What was I thinking?
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Drugs are bad.
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Well, thank you, boys.
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I couldn't have done it without you.
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Wait a minute.
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It hasn't been 36 hours.
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You were drunk last night.
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That's right, Horsehead.
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Catch me if you can.
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Come on, Mr. Wick.
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Hello.
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Yeah, just a minute.
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Some guy named Hector says you beeped him.
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Ah, yes.
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He's my stockbroker.
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Wait a minute.
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He's not my stockbroker.
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He's my dealer.
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And I don't need his poison more.
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Tell him he can take his drugs and...
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No, I'll wait.
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I'll tell him myself.
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Listen to your death, merchant.
262
00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:47,531
You can take your devil's key about an
eight balls worth and throw it in the trash.
263
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,570
The trash is a corner of Euclid and fifty
-fifth, about four o'clock this afternoon.
264
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:54,890
That took guts.
265
00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:57,230
Come here.
266
00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:00,990
Hey, where's Larry?
267
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,410
I've got to see him right away.
268
00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:06,190
Mimi, if you're chowey and you know it,
just keep typing.
269
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:09,770
I know you're there.
270
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,790
These things don't block out smell.
271
00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:13,830
You know what?
272
00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:16,370
I hope the smell lingers, because this is
my last day.
273
00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:21,410
Well, your lips say goodbye, but your ass
says I'm still here.
274
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:27,890
Hi, Sue.
275
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:28,790
Hey, when did you have the baby?
276
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,150
This morning.
277
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,130
Why didn't you take Wick's job?
278
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:35,146
Larry messed with our medical interests
and they sent me right back to work.
279
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:36,170
Yeah, what's up?
280
00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:38,810
Larry's here.
281
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:42,350
By the way, from now on, I'll be referring
to myself in the third person.
282
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,030
Get used to it.
283
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:44,270
Oh, give him, Larry.
284
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,130
Larry doesn't like this.
285
00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:48,990
I'll take care of this.
286
00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:52,206
I can't believe you ruined my benefits
cash.
287
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:52,950
It's the big deal.
288
00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:54,810
I just changed your major medical to an
HMO.
289
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:56,350
An HMO?
290
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:57,690
Yeah, so?
291
00:13:57,730 --> 00:13:58,030
So?
292
00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:00,590
I worked like a dog for years to keep HMOs
out of here.
293
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:01,930
Look, I had no choice.
294
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,765
I needed to butter up
louder with a gift so I could
295
00:14:03,766 --> 00:14:05,951
keep Wick's job and the
100G's out of somewhere.
296
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,290
A hundred thousand dollars?
297
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:07,730
Yeah!
298
00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:10,026
For that kind of money, you could have run
off with someone who could still run.
299
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,170
What the hell'd you get her?
300
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:13,390
Skybox at Jacob's Field?
301
00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:14,670
Oh, really?
302
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:16,910
With the leather seats and the TV and the
dessert carton?
303
00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,090
Yeah, and a private bathroom.
304
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:20,124
You can leave the door
open, and if you time it
305
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,591
right, it's like they're
cheering just for you.
306
00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:26,044
When you've missed
a lot of people's lives
307
00:14:26,045 --> 00:14:28,591
here, the least you owe
them is an explanation.
308
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:30,650
You're right.
309
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:32,790
Excuse me, everyone.
310
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,610
I'd like to address your concerns about my
new policies.
311
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:37,790
Don't care, don't have to.
312
00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:41,310
I can't stay in there forever.
313
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:44,170
Eventually, Mrs. Lowder's gonna want him
to go antiquing.
314
00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:45,290
Do you know what I mean?
315
00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:51,050
Look, everybody, I'm least sorry,
but Larry, uh, screwed up the...
316
00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:52,811
I can't afford anything but an 8-pound,
uh...
317
00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,230
There's nothing I can do.
318
00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:59,210
You quitting on us?
319
00:14:59,470 --> 00:14:59,570
Sorry.
320
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:00,610
Come on, Drew.
321
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:02,550
You got us this plan in the first place.
322
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:03,950
You gotta get it back.
323
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:06,050
Oh, Christ.
324
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:07,690
One time, I don't want you to quit.
325
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:10,510
Damn your eyes for making me say this.
326
00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:12,430
Stay!
327
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:19,210
Look, everybody, I can't... You'd have to
go a mind-numbing amount of paper,
328
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,505
pouring through the
budget, item by item, trying
329
00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:23,650
to find tens of thousands
of dollars, any by penny.
330
00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:25,630
Drew, you thrive on TV.
331
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:28,190
I've seen you giggle over the Xerox
manual.
332
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,170
It's a gift, Drew.
333
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:32,850
Just give us one more day.
334
00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:34,970
Just one more.
335
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,250
Johnson, get my lumbar pillow.
336
00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:40,770
I'm gonna be doing some sitting.
337
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:34,490
Hey, hey, thanks for staying.
338
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,390
This is gonna be our last set of the
night.
339
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,568
Actually, our last set here
for a while, because the horn
340
00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:41,210
dogs are going on a tour of
all the Ramada Inns in Ohio.
341
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:49,290
Actually, it's pretty cool, and I've been
thinking about it and everything,
342
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:51,550
but I don't think I'm gonna be going with
them.
343
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:52,770
What?
344
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:58,570
Yeah, you know, I realize I'm a great
musician, but I am great at something else.
345
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,686
I'm not gonna tell you guys what,
because you wouldn't understand,
346
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:08,551
but a lot of people depend on me, and nobody
does what I do exactly the way I do it.
347
00:18:08,990 --> 00:18:10,650
How many people can say that, huh?
348
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,790
Can I have one stinking moment?
349
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:24,078
Now, uh, if you guys aren't
too mad at me, if you don't
350
00:18:24,079 --> 00:18:27,131
mind, I just... appreciate
it if you just played me off.
351
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,050
Well, I miss you, big guy.
352
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,000
Certainly a surprise for us.
353
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,240
Kind of a relief, too, because we were
gonna dump him before the tour.
354
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:58,620
You know, what a coincidence our new lead
singer's here tonight.
355
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:00,900
Weirdo, come on up!
356
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,700
Hope you don't mind, I brought my
accordion.
357
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,640
You didn't say you played accordion.
358
00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:29,790
Yeah, better to go out on top.
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