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Wait
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a second, wait a second!
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Can't you all see where to run here?
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Wheeee!
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Hey!
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What's up?
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Out!
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Mimi!
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You're fired!
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Wait a second, wait a second!
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Can't you all see where to run here?
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Hey!
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What's up?
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Out!
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You're fired!
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Mimi!
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Nice!
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Thanks, Mimi!
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Well, that's it.
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That's the whole tour.
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I hope this helps you decide to open our
Winford Louder store in Hanoi.
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Of course, there will be some cultural
differences.
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For example, I'm sure you won't be devoting
as much space to the big and tall section.
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You know, I've got to admit, I was kind of
worried about saying the wrong thing.
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It wasn't that long ago we were lobbing
grenades at each other's helicopters.
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Clean that up for me, would you?
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Way ahead of you.
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You're not whining with him.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Oh, look.
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Satan stopped using birth control.
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Yeah, your mother probably insisted.
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This is Antonio.
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My boyfriend gave him to me.
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And I couldn't leave him at home in this
heat.
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The skin folds get all irritated.
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You know what that's like.
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Kelly, I need to talk to you.
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Oh, look.
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You brought your pet to work.
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How lovely.
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Have you met my pet?
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He's called Mr. Penn.
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Hello, Mr. Penn.
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Oh, look.
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He's doing a trick.
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It's a memo.
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No dogs allowed.
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A dog is just a dog.
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He's an object of love.
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Sure, that's fine for you, but there are
laws protecting the dog.
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Kelly, I have a question for you.
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What would you do with
an employee that was caught
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napping in the bedding
department during workouts?
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I'd fire him right now.
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You want to see me, Wick?
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Brian, Drew here wants me to fire you for
sleeping at work, but I, on the other
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hand, have constructed an elaborate
fantasy life which requires your presence.
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So just consider this a severe and
lecherous reprimand.
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Give us a hug, then.
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No, you should fire me.
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Who are we kidding?
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I'm bored and I'm doing a crappy job here.
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Kate, Kate, come on.
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You're always grumpy first thing in the
afternoon.
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Come on, you need this job.
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But I hate my job.
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Oh, you hate your job?
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Oh, my God, why don't you say so?
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No, there's a support group for that.
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It's called Everybody.
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They meet at the bar.
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Okay.
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If you won't fire me, I quit.
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Uh, Mr. Wick, let me handle this.
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Of course.
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Better to beg a woman not to leave.
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I defer to the master.
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What did this happen?
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Why don't you come to me?
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It wouldn't have helped, Drew.
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I want to do something I love.
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I want to look forward to waking up at
work.
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I need something more.
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Okay, well, here's what we'll do.
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Go ahead and quit.
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And if after a week,
you still haven't found
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anything new, then
I'll give you your job.
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You're welcome.
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Thanks, Drew.
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If
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you want to stay here, just sit and make
like a troll.
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If I
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come back, I'll understand.
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Yeah.
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As we don't give a damn, they start in
Vietnam.
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And it's five, six, seven, open up the
early gates.
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Okay, next time we get to pick the song.
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Where does the band get back?
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They went home, man.
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They let us set it like an hour ago.
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They would like more music.
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The equipment's up there.
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We know how to play.
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Yeah, but, you know, we haven't practiced.
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We may not sound that great.
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No, they like it, sir.
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They think you're singing backwards.
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Hey, I'm Campy.
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I'm the Vietnamese Bette Midler.
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I don't like it.
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I'm Selah.
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No, I'm Nyah.
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Nyah.
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Bette Midler.
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Ramada in.
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Are you ready to rock?
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And I am too big and yap, yup.
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Yes.
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Yeah, ready to rock.
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Sorry, man.
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We're just goofing around.
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No, you're better than the house band.
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Crank it up.
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Hey, I knew we were good.
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I think we were airport Ramada good.
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Mo, high five!
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That was amazing, man.
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What a rush.
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That was better than sex.
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At least, you know, sex with me.
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Yeah, I can't believe they asked us to
come back and play all next week.
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Yeah, see, man, we can't do it.
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What do you mean?
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Why can't we do it?
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We had a blast.
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We got jobs, man.
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I'm just starting to move up.
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I got to keep my eye on the ball here.
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I can't be working all day and playing all
night.
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I'm not the wild 18-year-old
running around raising
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duppies and helping my mom
bake banana bread anymore.
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Hi.
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I'm Darcy.
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This is my friend Tina.
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Great show tonight.
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Oh, my God.
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You're groupies.
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Well, nobody's going to believe this.
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Can we get your autographs?
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We're not groupies.
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That implies that we like the whole group.
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You got some of this really great garage
kind of thing going on.
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Thanks.
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You too.
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I mean that as a compliment.
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And I love this dorky look.
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Believe it or not, I got a closet full of
this stuff.
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He does.
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So where are you playing next?
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Actually, we're going to be playing here
all next week.
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Great.
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Then I'll see you next week.
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I thought you didn't have time for this
because of your job.
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Excuse me.
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Am I the only one that saw the pretty girl
talking to the chubby guy?
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Okay, so we're all in.
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Yeah.
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Look, if we're going
to get serious about
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the band, we have to
fill in the sound, okay?
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We need a guitar player.
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All right.
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I'll put up a notice at the music store.
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Damn.
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Well, where are we
going to get somebody to
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play on one day's notice
for only ten dollars?
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He's going to make us look like crap.
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Get rid of him.
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Thank you.
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I could do show tunes.
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We'll call you.
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I want to ask you how you did the hat.
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Very.
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Next!
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Are you real attached to the beard?
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The next one takes his goatee.
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Next.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Still too good.
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What are you guys looking for?
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Bad.
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I'm sorry we already have a tall,
skinny guy.
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Oh, man.
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That really sucks.
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Way too good.
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Wait a second.
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Rhodes High School Chess Club.
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Oh, don't be nervous, son.
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Just slow down.
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It's supposed to sound that way.
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Yeah, sure it is.
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Next.
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Uh,
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I'm really sorry we don't need a fiddle
player.
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But I also tell jokes.
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Did you hear about the rabbit?
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Heard it.
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Johnny,
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we didn't hire you to play the guitar,
man.
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We hired you to mow the lawn.
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Hey, you're okay.
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Thanks.
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Uh, I got to be in bed, like, at five o
'clock every day.
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Uh...
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This
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guitar playing's kind of sloppy.
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Yeah, yeah, and he looks kind of slow.
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So we're a create.
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He's in?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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This guy'll make us look great.
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Ed!
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Hey, Ed!
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Ed!
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Ed!
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Ed!
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Hey, congratulations, man.
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You got the job.
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Whatever.
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Now, you guys can stay
here and argue with us
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yourselves about which
one is the cute one.
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What?
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I think I see a desperate woman at the bar
who might be interested in me.
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Hey, you came.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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I never thought I'd say this in the
minute, but...
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Nice accordion.
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Do you want to do something after the
show?
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Can I ask you something?
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This isn't like a sorority initiation.
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I mean, you're...
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You're not going to take me to one of
those pig parties, are you?
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No.
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See?
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That's what I like about you.
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No attitude.
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You'll never let success go to your head.
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Are you kidding me?
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I won't let it anywhere near me.
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No, but it wouldn't be bad to make a few
bucks, right?
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Oh, well, I have another job.
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I'm the, uh, international assistant
director personnel over at Winford Louder.
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What the hell do you think I'd do?
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I work at a pet store sweeping up stuff.
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I'm not going to let some job get in the
way of my music.
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That's exactly the way I feel.
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God, I can't believe we haven't run into
each other before.
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What are their plans for you, Wayne?
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Oh, uh, well, for the last 10 years,
I was in the cubicles.
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And, uh, before that, I was in the frat
house losers.
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Uh, fully-baked.
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Mama's boys.
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Young bed-wetters.
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I gotta talk to you, pig.
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Hey, that's my nickname, kinda like
Charlie Bird Parker.
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I'm here with you, clownfish.
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What do you want?
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How'd you get here?
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Mr. Wick made me track you down.
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You're supposed to go straight over to
Mrs. Louder's house.
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She's having a cocktail
party, because they
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just closed the deal
on the Vietnam store.
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00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,080
Oh, wow!
275
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,240
Hey, that's great!
276
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:38,620
Listen, here's what you do.
277
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:42,480
Uh, tell her I'm really happy for the
store, but I have a previous engagement.
278
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,100
You're turning down the boss to play with
your crummy band?
279
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,260
Okay, yeah, good idea.
280
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:50,980
I'll tell her.
281
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,140
Bye.
282
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:53,900
It's just a party.
283
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,020
What's the big deal?
284
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,640
Oh, yeah, it's just a party.
285
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,940
And it won't embarrass her too much that
the guy that scored the deal...
286
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:00,960
didn't show up.
287
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,060
Yeah, maybe she'll admire your
independence.
288
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,220
Wow.
289
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,380
Is she in a band?
290
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,960
No, she works at the hotel.
291
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,920
She keeps the crows away from the
dumpsters.
292
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,240
Is everything okay?
293
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:23,880
Yeah, but some came up, and I gotta go.
294
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:25,760
Oh, that's too bad.
295
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:28,080
I was kind of hoping we could hang out
tonight.
296
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:30,540
Close your eyes.
297
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,920
Are you gonna kiss me?
298
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,136
No, I just don't want you to see me walk
away.
299
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,160
It's on my best side.
300
00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:46,470
Guys, I know this is kind of a crummy
thing to do, but I gotta go to this
301
00:15:46,471 --> 00:15:49,230
business party at Mrs. Louder's house,
so I'll see you later.
302
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:49,930
Wait a minute.
303
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,426
We're about to do the Zeppelin medley.
304
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,050
How the hell do you play a whole lot of
love without an accordion?
305
00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:56,686
You think this is easy for me?
306
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,830
I wanted to be in a rock and roll band
since I was 13.
307
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,550
Remember my sparkly stretch pants?
308
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:02,930
Thank you.
309
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,290
I'd just forgotten about those.
310
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:07,706
You know what, Drew, you're right.
311
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,450
This is just a little gag of the Romana
Inn.
312
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:11,750
It's not worth anything except it's a
whole lot of fun.
313
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,190
And it makes me happy.
314
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,450
And it makes you happy.
315
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,390
And you know what?
316
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:21,250
For once, I'm gonna do something I want to
do instead of doing something I have to do.
317
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:22,250
Tell me about that party.
318
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:22,670
Come on, man.
319
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:23,250
Let's rock and roll.
320
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:23,930
All right.
321
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:25,370
All right.
322
00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:29,110
So, uh, can I go to the party?
323
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:36,310
Hey, Kate.
324
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:36,730
How's the job?
325
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:37,090
I'm going.
326
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:38,010
How's it going?
327
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:39,670
My future's bright.
328
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:40,750
Brighter than ever.
329
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:42,170
Ask me why.
330
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,510
Oh, my God.
331
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:46,790
What happened to your teeth?
332
00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:48,870
What happened to my teeth, you say?
333
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:52,830
I am the new Cleveland rep for
glimmerbrite.
334
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:56,890
You wear this very comfortable system of
straps, tubes, and braces as you sleep.
335
00:16:57,610 --> 00:17:01,650
And when you wake up in the morning,
your teeth are white and beautiful.
336
00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:03,450
You'll have a movie star smile.
337
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,091
And when your teeth are gray...
338
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:07,670
Let me try a little experiment.
339
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:14,210
I overbleached my teeth.
340
00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:17,070
It's like having 32 exposed nerves.
341
00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,670
Oh, you poor thing.
342
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:22,730
Wow.
343
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,991
For such a powerful toothpaste, it really
doesn't do a lot for your breath, does it?
344
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:31,370
It's the bleach in the rotting flesh.
345
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,350
I think that thing hanging down the back
of my throat fell off.
346
00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:40,390
I want my job back.
347
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:41,750
You win.
348
00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:47,090
No.
349
00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:48,050
What?
350
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:52,450
Look, since I've been doing my music,
I realize that you were right.
351
00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:54,970
I mean, it's finding something you love
that's important.
352
00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:57,950
So, I can't give you a job back.
353
00:17:59,170 --> 00:17:59,770
Might as well smile.
354
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,850
I can see your teeth through your lips
anyway.
355
00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:04,530
Fine.
356
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,910
That's the kind of slight breeze in the
teeth I needed to wake me up.
357
00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:11,270
Hey, maybe there's still an opening at
Perma Shoes.
358
00:18:11,730 --> 00:18:13,330
The only pair of shoes you'll ever need.
359
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:15,570
Hey, Drew.
360
00:18:15,890 --> 00:18:16,890
Hey, guys.
361
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:17,750
Great for lunch?
362
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:18,170
Yeah.
363
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:21,010
Hey, you know, my dad worked in a place
like this.
364
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:24,270
He hung himself from something like that.
365
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,210
So, you're feeling better, buddy?
366
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,730
Feeling better about what?
367
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,210
Well, you were sick.
368
00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,651
We called in yesterday and they said you
were sick in bed.
369
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,070
I was in bed, but I wasn't sick.
370
00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:38,570
Oh.
371
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:41,350
Somebody got Sega.
372
00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:42,351
Sega?
373
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:51,650
No, I didn't get Sega, but there was a lot
of scoring going on.
374
00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:57,750
You were composing music, huh?
375
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:02,350
No, I was in bed all day having sex with
Darcy.
376
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,930
You skipped work to have fun.
377
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,290
Who are you, mister?
378
00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:09,510
Hey, look.
379
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,890
It's fat folds five.
380
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:15,550
Yeah, your message is...
Ed, this is me, me, me, me.
381
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,650
This is Ed.
382
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:17,750
Huh?
383
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:19,030
Thank God.
384
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:20,990
I thought it was the only one that saw
her.
385
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:23,990
Come
386
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,500
on.
387
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:33,340
Maybe later we can go back to your place.
388
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,800
The sixties?
389
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:39,910
Oh, my God.
390
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:44,010
The manager at Thermonical, he wants us to
be the new permanent house band.
391
00:19:44,011 --> 00:19:45,011
What?
392
00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:49,650
The band?
393
00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:51,310
I can't hold down two giants.
394
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:57,750
What are you guys talking about?
395
00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:58,390
This is our dream.
396
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,810
How are we going to replace you?
397
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,490
It'd be tough.
398
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,430
Maybe we could get a monkey and give him a
whistle or something.
399
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,110
Kelly, I need to talk to you.
400
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:11,970
Oh, hey, listen.
401
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,530
If it's about Mrs. Louder's party,
I'm really sorry.
402
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:17,270
I was just coming down with the thing that
kept me home yesterday.
403
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:18,510
Oh, yeah.
404
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:20,590
Never thought about that.
405
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,306
They need you in our store in Hanoi.
406
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,330
You're going to Vietnam.
407
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:23,610
What?
408
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:25,246
Yes, you leave first thing in the morning.
409
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:28,430
Our Vietnamese counterparts want you there
personally to help with the staffing.
410
00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:29,850
I can't go to Vietnam.
411
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,810
Things are just getting started with my
band.
412
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:32,430
Look, Kerry.
413
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,210
Ever since I've been here, you've wined
and moaned for more responsibility.
414
00:20:35,211 --> 00:20:41,890
Now, either you give up this band of yours
or you say goodbye to the promotion.
415
00:20:42,810 --> 00:20:44,090
It's your choice.
416
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,350
Ladies and gentlemen,
the airport Ramada
417
00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:49,730
presents our new house
band, the Horned Dog.
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